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File: cd5d6237b85be33⋯.jpg (105.6 KB,600x1035,40:69,8601d410ea0835dc31f0639f7c….jpg)

 No.432665 [View All]

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 No.433042

File: bc8a58f719d9936⋯.jpg (276.16 KB,1157x1500,1157:1500,__selka_schuberg_sword_art….jpg)

>>433039

Ahhh

A Gin and Tonic f you wouldn't mind

Bring it to my bed. We can both sit here and talk. It's a really comfy mattress trust me, it's one of those casper mattresses you hear about. I got a nice discount from my favourite podcast, Million Dollar Extreme.

Now hurry along with that G&T I don't have all night.

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 No.433043

File: c917a331f707aeb⋯.png (287.38 KB,500x689,500:689,五月 (72).png)

>>433042

You blew your chance to do this last night so you decided to make up for it now?

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 No.433044

File: c735646a0b37c51⋯.jpg (475.04 KB,1512x2048,189:256,__original_drawn_by_daruma….jpg)

>>433043

Am confuse

Also rude showing my deep meaningful love letters what the hecc

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 No.433045

File: 1906763bcd6b318⋯.jpg (848.23 KB,1000x2009,1000:2009,五月 (23).jpg)

>>433044

RP night.

You started.

again

I haven't even showed anything specific but I cooooould.

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 No.433046

File: 1666736285e4fe1⋯.png (119.14 KB,314x278,157:139,078e295e4ed030cc74829a8877….png)

>>433040

This isn't a bar, this is the prize counter.

>>433042

Ah, uh o-okay, I'll…

I'll see if we have any gin or tonic…

What do you mean bring it to your bed though!? This is my house!

H O U S E!

I live here! Alone!

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 No.433047

File: 2f55144a4aaa198⋯.png (1.45 MB,864x1080,4:5,9f923a8b14df99e0c9b34491a8….png)

I FUCKING HATE HOUSES

THEY CUCK ME IRL AND IN 14

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 No.433048

File: ed0ceb24b68657c⋯.gif (230.41 KB,400x296,50:37,bloggif_5bd4a8c344e5a.gif)

>>433046

violently knocks everything off your counter

I STILL DON'T SEE MY DRINK BITCH

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 No.433049

File: 4d17ae978bec15e⋯.jpg (405.95 KB,700x910,10:13,70732029_p9.jpg)

>>433045

oh right

i'm not good with planned rp, i'm more of a random impulsive rp'er

You started ! I think

>>433046

Now,

Have you let god inside you, we at the local Leaf street chruch think we can ensure your salvation, Here, have a brochure.

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 No.433050

File: 44cf12d043022f1⋯.gif (30.74 KB,300x300,1:1,44cf12d043022f15080f008f6f….gif)

>>433047

>not living in your own flat that you got given to you by your mother who rents property

tbh

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 No.433051

File: f717ace90290ff3⋯.png (102.47 KB,512x441,512:441,9ab061204e354a36609e1f70dd….png)

>>433049

>I'm more of a random impulsive rp'er

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 No.433052

>>433047

>not just buying a room in your FC hall

>>433048

Sir, please watch your language, there are children here.

>>433049

No I'm- uh…

Churches and I don't get along.

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 No.433053

File: e9af8288a1d4112⋯.jpg (30.19 KB,572x393,572:393,I'm really feeling it now.jpg)

>>433052

FUCK THE CHILDREN

throws one at (you)

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 No.433054

File: a1fc3b89465c482⋯.jpg (601.9 KB,827x1186,827:1186,70732029_p6.jpg)

>>433051

worries

>>433052

Oh. Well. Okay. That's fine. Not everyone is meant for salvation. Thank you for your time, but could you please leave my house now you pagan whore before i call the police.

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 No.433055

>>433053

spidey

idk if this kind of rp is allowed

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 No.433056

>>433047

>not just being a neet living on benefits

oh wait

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 No.433057

File: 20cadda4117cffc⋯.png (193.47 KB,290x353,290:353,2018-11-15_0608.png)

>>433053

Um. We have a restaurant ban on pedophelia.

>>433054

WE'RE STILL IN MY HOUSE!?

I'm calling the police about a trespasser.

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 No.433058

File: d9913c62f8f7b1d⋯.png (94.38 KB,816x460,204:115,1455002345855.png)

>>433055

>>433057

why does it have to be a sexuals

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 No.433059

>>433057

8months later in court

You see your honor, in this quote

>WE'RE STILL IN MY HOUSE!?

They use the questionmark implying uncertainty if it is in their house or not. They are clearly crazy and do not remember where they live.

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 No.433060

>>433058

maybe we were in fact the pedophiles all along

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 No.433061

File: 60bbba6e5afcbde⋯.jpg (36.6 KB,686x576,343:288,1446417298633.jpg)

>>433059

Your honor, I'd like to raise to the court the fact that the plaintiff is clearly not firing on all cylinders.

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 No.433062

>>433061

The insanity prosecution!

You're crazy! That never works!

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 No.433063

File: 366f5d54a06d6fb⋯.jpg (7.92 KB,225x225,1:1,images.jpg)

>>433062

When did this become a phoenix write episode?

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 No.433064

wright, sorry.

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 No.433065

>>433063

It was one all along! We just started at the crime and proceeded to court!

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 No.433066

File: 79cbbc6c35d49d6⋯.png (10.15 KB,538x391,538:391,1407215974519.png)

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 No.433067

>>433065

Your honor, as the witness i want to testify that i saw myself stab Ven 52 times.

>What!? When did you do that!?

Right now.

stabs Ven 52 times

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 No.433068

File: e89fbcba20e4064⋯.jpg (302.66 KB,424x600,53:75,54921834_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>433067

Hahaa! You fell right into my trap! I've made myself immune to stabs by stabbing myself 53 times a day!

The… The uhh… The defense… Woah I feel a bit woozy… I'm the defense? The defense… Wow… I uhh.. I need to lie down… Defense rest…

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 No.433069

File: 85ae361ce6b9025⋯.jpg (95.2 KB,966x938,69:67,ss (2016-01-06 at 10.09.32….jpg)

woah

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 No.433070

File: 4a148b1f359445e⋯.png (921.84 KB,753x677,753:677,ClipboardImage.png)

why is she naked…

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 No.433071

File: 02796b5a661109f⋯.png (757.77 KB,624x662,312:331,ClipboardImage.png)

what's wrong with her

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 No.433072

File: 5e82a54a3d5d84b⋯.png (1.85 MB,1119x941,1119:941,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.433073

File: 97ca40d1c2e65c9⋯.png (572.26 KB,906x744,151:124,unknown.png)

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 No.433074

I WAS HAVING A BATH LEAVE ME ALONE

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 No.433075

>>433074

all the modders mosh could see your butt and tiddies

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 No.433076

File: 014511ec1aa4ae2⋯.png (364.14 KB,1000x1000,1:1,1540227693680.png)

>>433075

I have nothing to be ashamed of.

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 No.433077

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 No.433078

File: 1b23c936fab3060⋯.png (76.14 KB,220x313,220:313,220.png)

Just 'cos you have no butte or bobs doesn't mean you have nothing to be ashamed of.

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 No.433079

File: 9758f124ab885a5⋯.png (215.33 KB,395x352,395:352,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.433080

File: 4b79696af801892⋯.jpg (56.19 KB,600x800,3:4,4d509d5cb121bf64edf62271b4….jpg)

>>433077

Shush, before I shove my lance somewhere you don't want it to go.

>>433078

I have the body and soul of a dragon how dare you.

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 No.433081

is this where a rocket gets brought up

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 No.433082

File: 32803aa3710b410⋯.jpg (431.29 KB,800x600,4:3,697577523112baa5fe8074485f….jpg)

>>433079

if you attend like this, I will do anything you ask of me

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 No.433083

File: b1dbef97c8e476e⋯.jpg (548.87 KB,562x632,281:316,f11235a6fee3840ea4f0d2f626….jpg)

>>433082

anything……………….

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 No.433084

File: 21e2b5f443437f4⋯.png (132.08 KB,328x514,164:257,2018-11-18_1620.png)

>>433080

No, that's me.

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 No.433085

File: e4890038b10fbe0⋯.jpg (69.33 KB,600x800,3:4,2f21dcd77a826c6bec92eb4488….jpg)

>>433083

Yes.

am I going to regret this

>>433084

Fake dragon.

Discount Argonian

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 No.433086

File: caae3cadb0761fa⋯.png (831.5 KB,1100x800,11:8,6527da637714165c5494c0dfd4….png)

>>433085

most likely

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 No.433087

>>433085

-t. Hyur

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 No.433088

File: 8f6164de505c95f⋯.gif (152.26 KB,500x516,125:129,really.gif)

>>433086

You wouldn't do it though so I have nothing to be afraid of.

>>433087

I have a literal dragon soul

I'm literally wearing dragon skin

Leave me alone

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 No.433089

File: 32103af0af79338⋯.png (597.61 KB,794x501,794:501,2018-10-07_1059.png)

>>433088

This is insufferable.

Why would you harm the kin of my kin like this?

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 No.433090

File: 80fbe574daa83d9⋯.jpg (17.48 KB,512x476,128:119,6767afeb8f0ca798fe3211c04e….jpg)

>>433089

It's my job.

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 No.433092

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