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No.433042
>>433039
Ahhh
A Gin and Tonic f you wouldn't mind
Bring it to my bed. We can both sit here and talk. It's a really comfy mattress trust me, it's one of those casper mattresses you hear about. I got a nice discount from my favourite podcast, Million Dollar Extreme.
Now hurry along with that G&T I don't have all night.
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No.433043
>>433042
You blew your chance to do this last night so you decided to make up for it now?
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No.433044
>>433043
Am confuse
Also rude showing my deep meaningful love letters what the hecc
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No.433045
>>433044
RP night.
You started.
again
I haven't even showed anything specific but I cooooould.
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No.433046
>>433040
This isn't a bar, this is the prize counter.
>>433042
Ah, uh o-okay, I'll…
I'll see if we have any gin or tonic…
What do you mean bring it to your bed though!? This is my house!
H O U S E!
I live here! Alone!
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No.433047
I FUCKING HATE HOUSES
THEY CUCK ME IRL AND IN 14
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No.433048
>>433046
violently knocks everything off your counter
I STILL DON'T SEE MY DRINK BITCH
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No.433049
>>433045
oh right
i'm not good with planned rp, i'm more of a random impulsive rp'er
You started ! I think
>>433046
Now,
Have you let god inside you, we at the local Leaf street chruch think we can ensure your salvation, Here, have a brochure.
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No.433050
>>433047
>not living in your own flat that you got given to you by your mother who rents property
tbh
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No.433051
>>433049
>I'm more of a random impulsive rp'er
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No.433052
>>433047
>not just buying a room in your FC hall
>>433048
Sir, please watch your language, there are children here.
>>433049
No I'm- uh…
Churches and I don't get along.
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No.433053
>>433052
FUCK THE CHILDREN
throws one at (you)
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No.433054
>>433051
worries
>>433052
Oh. Well. Okay. That's fine. Not everyone is meant for salvation. Thank you for your time, but could you please leave my house now you pagan whore before i call the police.
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No.433055
>>433053
spidey
idk if this kind of rp is allowed
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No.433056
>>433047
>not just being a neet living on benefits
oh wait
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No.433057
>>433053
Um. We have a restaurant ban on pedophelia.
>>433054
WE'RE STILL IN MY HOUSE!?
I'm calling the police about a trespasser.
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No.433058
>>433055
>>433057
why does it have to be a sexuals
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No.433059
>>433057
8months later in court
You see your honor, in this quote
>WE'RE STILL IN MY HOUSE!?
They use the questionmark implying uncertainty if it is in their house or not. They are clearly crazy and do not remember where they live.
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No.433060
>>433058
maybe we were in fact the pedophiles all along
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No.433061
>>433059
Your honor, I'd like to raise to the court the fact that the plaintiff is clearly not firing on all cylinders.
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No.433062
>>433061
The insanity prosecution!
You're crazy! That never works!
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No.433063
>>433062
When did this become a phoenix write episode?
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No.433064
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No.433065
>>433063
It was one all along! We just started at the crime and proceeded to court!
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No.433066
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No.433067
>>433065
Your honor, as the witness i want to testify that i saw myself stab Ven 52 times.
>What!? When did you do that!?
Right now.
stabs Ven 52 times
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No.433068
>>433067
Hahaa! You fell right into my trap! I've made myself immune to stabs by stabbing myself 53 times a day!
The… The uhh… The defense… Woah I feel a bit woozy… I'm the defense? The defense… Wow… I uhh.. I need to lie down… Defense rest…
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No.433069
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No.433070
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No.433071
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No.433072
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No.433073
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No.433074
I WAS HAVING A BATH LEAVE ME ALONE
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No.433075
>>433074
all the modders mosh could see your butt and tiddies
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No.433076
>>433075
I have nothing to be ashamed of.
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No.433077
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No.433078
Just 'cos you have no butte or bobs doesn't mean you have nothing to be ashamed of.
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No.433079
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No.433080
>>433077
Shush, before I shove my lance somewhere you don't want it to go.
>>433078
I have the body and soul of a dragon how dare you.
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No.433081
is this where a rocket gets brought up
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No.433082
>>433079
if you attend like this, I will do anything you ask of me
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No.433083
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No.433084
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No.433085
>>433083
Yes.
am I going to regret this
>>433084
Fake dragon.
Discount Argonian
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No.433086
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No.433087
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No.433088
>>433086
You wouldn't do it though so I have nothing to be afraid of.
>>433087
I have a literal dragon soul
I'm literally wearing dragon skin
Leave me alone
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No.433089
>>433088
This is insufferable.
Why would you harm the kin of my kin like this?
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No.433090
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No.433092
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