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 No.430113 [View All]

The edition without a soundtrack

just kidding the Norgo would kill me if i did that hah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb5E9668ISo

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 No.430457

File: 1bc98b98045dcfb⋯.png (176.11 KB,517x517,1:1,sk1426890959490.png)

>>430454

Sure, but how many people, though? It seems impractical!

>>430455

:^)

In Norwegian, it was just "yes"!

I'm not weird, nerd!

>>430456

Good, then, as long as you're having fun!

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 No.430458

File: 00af0a134e336ac⋯.png (1.8 MB,1024x1280,4:5,8d0ec1bdca2a6580d99f86b704….png)

>>430457

8-ish or more, depending on the day.

Some have college or university studies, some are abroad for their master's degree.

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 No.430459

>>430457

Sending to jail for being smug :^(.

So it was you're weird language!

Right, you're beyond weird!

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 No.430460

File: 490402b8c4331e3⋯.jpg (101.84 KB,326x306,163:153,sk1426890960189.jpg)

>>430458

Too many! But what, can you keep playing even if everyone's not there?

>>430459

I'm the admin here!

I mean, I guess! Also,

>you're

reeee

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 No.430461

File: fb63e54d233a579⋯.jpg (493.49 KB,2038x1983,2038:1983,9a14e8011b2181af36de399082….jpg)

>>430460

Sometimes the games go-on without 1-2 players.

More than that is a new game.

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 No.430462

>>430459

Just of this board!

Oh I wasn't paying attention there I guess. My bad.

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 No.430463

File: 0acb7ed013a14eb⋯.jpg (1.57 MB,1750x1750,1:1,1456771701414.jpg)

>>430457

I'd much rather do cute things and smoke though.

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 No.430464

File: cac75312e70ce99⋯.jpg (141.92 KB,700x1090,70:109,sk1426890960046.jpg)

>>430461

How does that work, though? Does the AI just take over?

>>430462

No, sorry, I'm the admin of the universe! You seem to have misunderstood.

>>430463

Well, then just do that!

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 No.430465

File: b606d1429e9c5f9⋯.jpg (138.5 KB,921x1000,921:1000,37fba7b171f6b6a58f12cbe876….jpg)

>>430464

Yup, that's how it works.

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 No.430466

>>430464

Uh huh, sure you are! Well you have fun being admin of the universe, I'm going to focus on some games now. Enjoy your night.

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 No.430467

File: 01086fde2413ec0⋯.jpg (148.01 KB,500x377,500:377,sk1426890960262.jpg)

>>430465

Thaaat seems annoying though, since Paradox AI isn't usually anything to write home about!

>>430466

Aight, have fun!

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 No.430468

File: 5d6131258d72155⋯.jpg (288.46 KB,1748x1181,1748:1181,1448091857433.jpg)

>>430464

Lets all be cute together

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 No.430469

File: f3d6e31c89b5f55⋯.png (261.48 KB,600x600,1:1,7b8052a37f3a28a9ca4105f4c2….png)

>>430467

Well, they do make some silly decisions, but that's on the behalf of the people that decided to skip.

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 No.430470

File: eabf7c5d74a6d85⋯.jpg (626.62 KB,601x850,601:850,sk1426890960121.jpg)

>>430468

I'm always cute, as you know!

>>430469

Brutal!!

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 No.430471

File: e402b16a02971d0⋯.jpg (83.26 KB,425x600,17:24,c03c5aaea148da23f736b77493….jpg)

>>430470

No, you.

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 No.430472

File: cc4cceb56360f14⋯.jpg (522.4 KB,1024x1060,256:265,1448658021493.jpg)

>>430470

So how was your day.

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 No.430473

File: 7e539b6bcda081c⋯.png (277.07 KB,495x645,33:43,sk1426890959450.png)

>>430471

SD, please, I've got a boyfriend. I can't be brutal with you.

>>430472

It was alright! My secondary literature professor took over the lecture, since the actual professor is sick, aaand it was a disaster! Most of the time was just him telling anecdotes from his own life, like how he ended up with Hemingway's hunting bag.

How about you, then?

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 No.430474

File: 5940e86c1dadd9a⋯.jpg (192.37 KB,1024x1525,1024:1525,907b7de7a98cd561e7dd316829….jpg)

>>430473

How comes?

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 No.430475

File: b5f0a46b9d131da⋯.jpg (291 KB,550x900,11:18,sk1426890959865.jpg)

>>430474

Well okay, I was making a BDSM joke, but I can't tell if you're too i.n.n.ocent or something.

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 No.430476

File: c8d43fd4f03cb8b⋯.png (59.49 KB,369x385,369:385,1452015860408.png)

>>430473

Nothing so interesting, I went to my home town which is 70km from here but I didn't drive because I can't.

I went into a market to purchase red red bull and that was the height of my day.

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 No.430477

File: c6a43470639e17f⋯.jpg (128.69 KB,1019x1309,1019:1309,216e8d4a8631af0c1291099c15….jpg)

>>430475

Huh..?

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 No.430478

File: bc2d66c95190d8b⋯.png (80 KB,244x444,61:111,sk1426890959898.png)

>>430476

Why'd you head home, then? A birthday or something?

>>430477

You know, being brutal with someone!

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 No.430479

File: 2431d71bebc0186⋯.jpg (461.04 KB,600x700,6:7,54c2e1b6e6c01337fa06a9d4c2….jpg)

>>430478

Uhh, no?

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 No.430480

File: 03f492db812f8f3⋯.png (370.07 KB,900x686,450:343,1451676073201.png)

>>430478

No, but there was a brand new square opening so I decided to check it out.

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 No.430481

File: c7d59f19560a900⋯.jpg (948.29 KB,1120x1280,7:8,sk1426890960074.jpg)

>>430479

… Well okay, it might be that not everyone's quite the kind of perv I am.

>>430480

Uh! Sorry, this might just be me being drunk, but what do you mean by "a square"? Like, a market place?

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 No.430482

File: fc5c05856adf1b2⋯.png (32.72 KB,600x800,3:4,29408462_p16.png)

>>430481

Yes a market place, and we're having domino's pizza open up soon.

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 No.430483

File: 5bfe15473a09797⋯.jpg (177.91 KB,600x555,40:37,pout2.jpg)

>>430481

I don't follow.

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 No.430484

File: 9e0483a12638205⋯.png (233.2 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959832.png)

>>430482

Neat, then! I've never actually had Domino's, but I assume it's alright!

>>430483

Slapping your partner a bit, ripping their shirt off, throwing them onto the bed, forcibly kissing them when they try to talk, jamming your dick down their throat, that kind of thing!

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 No.430485

File: 765f14c998aa604⋯.png (364.71 KB,975x975,1:1,1451602003735.png)

>>430484

I'm assuming you're not a pizza guy.

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 No.430486

File: 3e0e3fe28adce8f⋯.png (189.8 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959645.png)

>>430485

I absolutely am! We just don't have Domino's here. I don't think there's any international pizza chains here at all, actually.

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 No.430487

File: c48903d4c227b04⋯.jpg (196.02 KB,700x700,1:1,46657539_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>430486

Wouldn't that be a good sign. Or do you just have to call some non brand pizza in every time.

You could always cook I suppose if you know how to and are patient, but that isn't very convenient.

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 No.430488

File: b152433ed9af6fd⋯.png (119.26 KB,363x597,121:199,sk1426890960079.png)

>>430487

I never buy take away pizza, 'cause it's too expensive! I'll buy frozen pizza, or, like you say, make it myself!

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 No.430489

File: b1fa8963b0e535a⋯.jpg (534.32 KB,1407x2036,1407:2036,1452436037768.jpg)

>>430488

Every time I tried making pizza I would end up with a calzone, so always back to square one with the pizza.

But anyways, what does your room mate think of you?

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 No.430490

File: 7d0ba68cb256f1e⋯.png (282.69 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959689.png)

>>430489

wat. Do you mean that you fuck it up? It's pretty easy to make a pizza!

We're close friends! We've known each other fooor… almost eight years now! Why?

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 No.430491

File: aa961cb5a4442af⋯.jpg (81.44 KB,1280x720,16:9,1441830691892.jpg)

>>430490

I was just being nosy I suppose, but does he know about this board yet?

It's been so long since we've Noun post anyways, what happened to him?

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 No.430492

File: 6845712b92d76a6⋯.png (304.96 KB,700x504,25:18,sk1426890959519.png)

>>430491

She doesn't, no! Since I don't want her to know about my fetishes and stuff, which I pretty frequently mention here.

And I'm afraid I've no idea where Noun is, I haven't said a word to him in ages!

Anyway, it's nearing 4am, so I'll be heading to bed! Goodnight, Renz!

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 No.430493

File: 29539b2a148dc76⋯.png (392.67 KB,700x933,700:933,1442845926350.png)

>>430492

Hey that's my old name now!

Sleep tight then.

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 No.430495

File: 3aae21edf3fe9cb⋯.jpg (42.8 KB,400x400,1:1,1490364163257.jpg)

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 No.430496

File: 61710a76c6aa000⋯.jpg (130.89 KB,1280x720,16:9,Emma (474).jpg)

We went a little overboard last night.

New thread when

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 No.430497

File: 46329c6a460c87b⋯.gif (8.88 KB,750x750,1:1,1464687447746.gif)

>>430496

never.

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 No.430498

File: 6e53e6123204c2d⋯.jpg (129.49 KB,1280x720,16:9,Emma (473).jpg)

>>430497

Oh, okay sure.

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 No.430499

File: 7886ac831c6da5e⋯.jpg (302.46 KB,720x1057,720:1057,2017092820172668c93d080af1….jpg)

j/k go ahead.

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 No.430500

File: 35d63e786071cd4⋯.jpg (81.42 KB,914x1200,457:600,UNq0kZw.jpg)

>>430498

Make new bread daddy, uwu

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 No.430501

>>430496

why did we

>>430500

isnt limit 750?

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 No.430502

File: bb9c953e567dcb8⋯.jpg (121.55 KB,850x850,1:1,五月 (78).jpg)

>>430500

You sure you don't want the honors to officially put an end to your little break?

>>430501

New one is spawned after 300ish, usually.

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 No.430503

>>430502

why ??

ahaha

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 No.430504

File: 4afb4e4dcfff170⋯.jpg (40.84 KB,503x488,503:488,JPEG_20180331_040946.jpg)

>>430502

I'm on mobile,

So nawh fuck that

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 No.430505

File: 0a6edaa949acf07⋯.jpg (155.57 KB,850x1530,5:9,五月 (66).jpg)

>>430503

No idea.

I guess that's just the right amount so people don't have to scroll too much? Norgo would provide a better answer.

>>430504

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

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 No.430506

File: 311c72c8b781baa⋯.jpg (67.22 KB,637x854,91:122,1523392880920.jpg)

>>430505

You have a scroll bar…

Also cute girl

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 No.430508

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