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File: 03e687818025303⋯.jpg (84.02 KB,627x885,209:295,11dae077072275d778789e5ba6….jpg)

 No.429005 [View All]

I lost my trip reeee

Skandi-sama, Ven made two inane posts he wanted you to see for some reason.

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 No.429355

File: ded0d0107c0ef37⋯.jpg (96.15 KB,758x1199,758:1199,五月 (29).jpg)

>>429353

Poor boi

No wonder he's overactive.

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 No.429356

File: 988e61686b92482⋯.png (188.25 KB,410x410,1:1,sk1426890959584.png)

>>429355

It suuucks for him, which is why it's so annoying.

And he's not really being overactive now, though! Though I'm sure he will be once the dog leaves, after having stored up all that energy.

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 No.429357

File: fa54303db8e2364⋯.png (531.36 KB,822x1253,822:1253,五月 (1).png)

>>429356

He might just try to run away towards peace.

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 No.429358

File: ed319b9aba2bd40⋯.png (214.87 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959810.png)

>>429357

Saaadly, that's impossible. The cat can't go outside, since he's got the cat equivalent of HIV. There's too much danger of it spreading, plus most normal cat illnesses would kill him, so he can't run away.

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 No.429359

File: a8a616a0c0de170⋯.jpg (131.36 KB,850x842,425:421,五月 (119).jpg)

>>429358

I regret this topic

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 No.429360

File: f392dd1b16b3244⋯.png (234.78 KB,429x525,143:175,sk1426890959595.png)

>>429359

It's fine, honestly! As long as he stays inside, he'll live a normal long cat life! And he's spent at least a few years living in the wild, so I'm sure he's thankful (to the degree his tiny brain can understand an emotion like that)

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 No.429363

File: 8bedc9fa2cd61f3⋯.png (1.93 MB,1253x1770,1253:1770,u57g.png)

Stop fucking cats you faggots

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 No.429364

File: 502a918356f825b⋯.png (147.14 KB,291x445,291:445,sk1426890959624.png)

>>429363

What, are you going around giving FIV to cats, catboi?

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 No.429365

File: 1a2b70826425e11⋯.jpg (466.91 KB,800x1182,400:591,五月 (20).jpg)

Disgusting.

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 No.429366

File: 975ace5de5ad9cf⋯.jpg (125.68 KB,850x1235,170:247,nlcfxmw8u5px.jpg)

>>429364

no but all the weebs like Ely

also don't worry about being angry/stressed about the situation, the cat has only you (and i guess the roomie) to protect it, ofc you're upset about the situation!

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 No.429367

File: b69156d8f252a4d⋯.png (226.5 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959495.png)

>>429366

Oh yeah, that makes sense!

I mean, I guess, but my roommate's more on the dog's side, which is the annoying part.

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 No.429368

File: f89d5822ab2fa36⋯.jpg (1.77 MB,2480x3507,2480:3507,ugwBwOE.jpg)

>>429367

well then the cat has only you! ofc you're upset dood. It does seem like she mislead you unless the cat is acting completely different than before.

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 No.429369

File: af6967032d5afd2⋯.png (236.99 KB,404x404,1:1,sk1426890959701.png)

>>429368

My current theory is that she likes the dog so much that she interprets the cat's body language to fit her story. Buuut she did say that the cat could be lying on her bed while the dog was out and free no problem, but that doesn't seem to be the case. If we're lucky, maybe that'll happen tomorrow, once they've gotten a bit used to each other again, I guess.

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 No.429370

File: 946e2804c24ce6b⋯.jpg (981.07 KB,2480x3508,620:877,wu61.jpg)

>>429369

i wish you and the cat luck

the dog can fuck off !

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 No.429371

File: f29d4fa03f8390b⋯.png (504.91 KB,800x1186,400:593,五月 (105).png)

Leave dog alone.

Blame her if anything.

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 No.429372

File: 2605eaf67ddc562⋯.png (209.89 KB,462x512,231:256,sk1426890959598.png)

>>429370

Okay hold on. I am not a furry!

Buuut yep, the dog caaan jump into a fire for all I care! (Not really, he's not terrible, he just doesn't like me nor the cat.)

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 No.429373

File: d12e8299322472b⋯.jpg (181.06 KB,1046x709,1046:709,1490220785514.jpg)

>>429372

I didn't think you were but now I kind of am !well not really

dumb creature!

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 No.429374

File: f4fa370b0d91a21⋯.jpg (145.19 KB,916x650,458:325,sk1426890960058.jpg)

>>429371

Dog is bad too. Just bad and stupid.

>>429373

Well see, the joke was that you wished us luck, as in our relationship.

The dog's just a complete weirdo! He's real energetic and whiney when we're alone, but he doesn't want cuddles or play or food or walks! He's a little ugly alien.

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 No.429375

File: 5c68f256a3f25ec⋯.png (27.71 KB,128x128,1:1,emote.png)

>>429374

that's a stretch… but you've made some quite big stretches lately…. cough cough

just tie him outside for the time being

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 No.429376

ugh

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 No.429377

File: 877c046f8ba3e86⋯.png (381.07 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959605.png)

>>429375

The last time master tried to fuck me I couldn't even take him, smh.

Can't, I'm afraid! It's too cold, and his fur is too short.

>>429376

You're just a dog supremacist!

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 No.429378

>>429377

i'm impressed

well dumb dogger best learn to adapt then!

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 No.429379

File: 2660e35315cadc6⋯.png (223.78 KB,364x364,1:1,sk1426890959636.png)

>>429378

Hissss.

I'm afraid we're just gonna have to be nice to him for a few days!

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 No.429380

Find a nice Chinese shop to look after him for you.

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 No.429381

File: 1e423299ab8fee5⋯.jpg (539.53 KB,849x1200,283:400,sk1426890959769.jpg)

>>429380

People are potentially exaggerating how much I dislike this dog.

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 No.429382

File: c955c341722c724⋯.png (1.07 MB,1563x1050,521:350,yande.re 302899 bra breast….png)

i heard Skandi-sama wanted to kick the dog

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 No.429383

>>429381

Maybe (You)'re exaggerating!

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 No.429384

File: 8b08ca417f57ca7⋯.png (204.4 KB,480x395,96:79,sk1426890959862.png)

>>429382

I am still a pacifist, and that also applies to dogs! Though not to you.

>>429383

I don't dislike the dog! He's just a non-cuddly aggressive little monster.

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 No.429385

>>429384

Sounds like plenty of reasons to dislike it! Also giving me ptsd here.

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 No.429386

File: 91842906f8aa1db⋯.jpg (13.7 KB,483x450,161:150,h703pabx27s01.jpg)

>>429384

Hurtful how you rank the rabid dog you hate higher than me

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 No.429387

File: a4d50e634adb18a⋯.png (294.1 KB,448x600,56:75,sk1426890959597.png)

>>429385

Uuh, sorry? How come?

>>429386

Nah, I just feel like maybe you'd enjoy getting kicked.

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 No.429388

>>429387

Oh my brother is an ass.

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 No.429389

File: 6327cdd3b1c08fa⋯.png (209.15 KB,400x450,8:9,sk1426890959702.png)

>>429388

III don't understand the connection! And I think maybe that means I'm way sleep deprived, so I'll be heading to bed now.

Goodnight!

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 No.429390

>>429389

Sleep well.

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 No.429391

File: d24fd35e95de821⋯.png (4 KB,44x49,44:49,small.png)

>>429279

I'm kewlum.

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 No.429392

File: 1e22b1ed72fc641⋯.png (378.02 KB,750x863,750:863,image0-4-1-1.png)

>>429377

Miles confirmed for massive cock

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 No.429393

File: ce56eb7328cb90e⋯.jpg (94 KB,1106x1200,553:600,Dpj6h4fU4AA1nC1.jpg)

or Skandi-sama confirmed for tight butthole

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 No.429394

tfw no Skandi-sama gf

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 No.429395

>>429394

seduce the norgo

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 No.429396

File: 3816406d848d1a9⋯.png (455.31 KB,1000x1000,1:1,WYx1Cha.png)

also someone (who isn't me) should go and make a new thread.

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 No.429397

File: a0a555dcacbd074⋯.jpg (127.36 KB,850x1133,850:1133,五月 (97).jpg)

>>429396

Make a new thread.

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 No.429398

File: 147d23a2b233cac⋯.png (1.18 MB,712x1000,89:125,uj4f.png)

>>429397

i said not me

so you

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 No.429399

cockvore

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 No.429400

File: 2745efac82f660a⋯.jpg (106.54 KB,850x1105,10:13,五月 (117).jpg)

>>429398

I suck at making threads.

This one was like 70% me and you, it was pretty garbage.

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 No.429401

File: f8a0ed65b5a7ff1⋯.png (697.08 KB,749x1093,749:1093,ujar.png)

>>429400

Yea but if we post other people will join in too

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 No.429402

File: b07d500a8e5e3c9⋯.png (518.73 KB,579x819,193:273,五月 (16).png)

>>429401

So make it.

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 No.429403

File: 02742faed66a147⋯.jpg (367.23 KB,1000x750,4:3,1478520472466.jpg)

>>429402

you do it

pretty please

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 No.429404

File: 1906763bcd6b318⋯.jpg (848.23 KB,1000x2009,1000:2009,五月 (23).jpg)

>>429403

What will I get?

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 No.429405

File: 6fac599a1631e2d⋯.png (463.16 KB,832x1286,416:643,ugcw.png)

>>429404

just do it already

Skandi-sama wont come and do it until like 2am when he's too drunk for captchas

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 No.429407

File: 26d3f953914de17⋯.jpg (661.85 KB,1600x1104,100:69,1505744418808.jpg)

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