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File: c204f69052e83ec⋯.png (365.39 KB,800x500,8:5,sk1426890960156.png)

 No.427664 [View All]

Listen to the thread theme for once edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyPGwM7694

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 No.427975

>>427973

hi lewdie who wants to be my friend but wont add me

>>427974

colonize my bum just like you enslaved my people~

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 No.427976

>>427975

send info mah bad musta forgot tbh

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 No.427977

File: e6d97d723a1cb06⋯.png (51.09 KB,800x800,1:1,desolated_by_squidempire-d….png)

>>427975

how nice of you to say tbh.

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 No.427978

>>427977

i really really liked desolators but they arent that good enouh for a country power , maybe permnantly in soviet but requires a battlelab?

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 No.427979

File: 2d87c2e51b69aec⋯.jpg (428.12 KB,1000x642,500:321,sk1426890960048.jpg)

>>427972

Well yes, me too, but it's sadly not that easy!

I'll be watching a thing now though, so bye for now!

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 No.427980

File: 7f411ed11a5b001⋯.png (236.06 KB,404x600,101:150,RA2_Tesla_Trooper_Render.png)

>>427978

at the professional level. they're used as control and anti tank spam. they're the main reason why no one plays anything other then Iraq.

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 No.427981

>>427980

ive never really considered or watched pro red alert just casually playing with family i knows there's probably a meta for this too but i dont want to think about a game i like so much that way

if i had to choose though which side i like the most it would be a tie between yuri and soviet

i just like the apocalypse so much , yuri units are kind of bad other than mc

i wouldnt like allies much either but the global satellite is so good

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 No.427982

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>>427981

there's meta and there's playing correctly. either way have this.

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 No.427983

>>427982

okay now i want to replay story mode again

ughh

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 No.427984

File: a69688e43320e2e⋯.jpg (105.42 KB,800x600,4:3,ItCameFromRedAlert_Poster.jpg)

>>427983

could always mod it if you're feeling it.

https://www.ppmsite.com/

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 No.427985

>>427984

i see what you meant , the desolators are nasty vs tanks

this looks really nice thanks ill try it

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 No.427986

File: 59ee661b364dd8f⋯.png (238.94 KB,405x600,27:40,RA2_Desolator_Render.png)

>>427985

it's not about actually destroying them, that'd be a plus, but more so damaging as many as possible.

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 No.427987

File: 1e6b2437127d1a2⋯.jpg (122.85 KB,560x510,56:51,sk1426890960053.jpg)

>my second week of having time off from uni

>starting up again on Monday

reeeeeee, but drinking wine like three days a week and sleeping till noon is so comfy

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 No.427988

File: 0ebad0a57acd31b⋯.jpg (105.07 KB,850x1095,170:219,2.jpg)

Fapped yet?

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 No.427989

File: 01a43e13141c3ee⋯.jpg (124.57 KB,687x960,229:320,tumblr_n7195uQRva1rchh6uo1….jpg)

>>427988

I spunked it

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 No.427990

File: 6ca89b0b04f3ce4⋯.jpg (83.37 KB,520x520,1:1,sk1426890959891.jpg)

>>427988

… I haven't, because my roommate's been home all day. And she'll be home all of tomorrow too. At some point I'm just gonna have to give in and fap in the bathroom or something.

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 No.427991

File: c137f6f334f35f6⋯.png (818.25 KB,694x1000,347:500,1531999235851.png)

>>427989

Good man.

>>427990

Make it fun.

Go to a sauna.

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 No.427992

File: b80440399f1d37c⋯.jpg (68.26 KB,800x800,1:1,1448043416839.jpg)

>>427991

you'll never know what though.

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 No.427993

File: 17971fa67fb537e⋯.png (244.65 KB,650x650,1:1,sk1426890959973.png)

>>427991

>sauna

I'm not Venn, you know? There's no public sauna anywhere near me.

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 No.427994

File: 0c3fbacfe906f74⋯.png (563.34 KB,953x1339,953:1339,da62c03e9b5169721e447a77c2….png)

>>427992

I'm not so sure I wanna.

>>427993

Awh, well…what else could be a good alternative?

Some hot tub spa thingy?

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 No.427995

File: 0c71078e3a51f7b⋯.jpg (192.7 KB,1024x768,4:3,Spinnenbot_SCFA_-_Zoom_3D_….jpg)

>>427994

thicc masers tbh

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 No.427996

File: 54c5f7d0a3570e1⋯.png (299.14 KB,600x500,6:5,sk1426890959703.png)

>>427994

Look, I'm not enough of an exhibitionist to actually want to fap in public! If my roommate won't give me any time alone, I'll just fap in the shower or something, even though that sucks!

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 No.427997

File: b4625c7b3f635ac⋯.jpg (357.49 KB,827x900,827:900,8e9e114d8065e5669f4f7b2879….jpg)

>>427995

Big boi

>>427996

Did you try though?

Maybe you'll discover something about yourself!

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 No.427998

File: c19a223cab279d2⋯.jpg (211.19 KB,534x487,534:487,Cybran_Megalith2.jpg)

>>427997

eyyy gurl why you dressed up like that for.

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 No.427999

File: 70171952f818662⋯.png (1.26 MB,1000x1000,1:1,sk1426890959976.png)

>>427997

I fapped in an empty classroom once when I was like 12! But I just regretted it for so long afterwards, 'cause of the incredibly shitty possible consequences of getting caught, that I was quite put off it! Kissing in public is the lewdest I'll go these days, maybe grabbing master's butt if we're relatively secluded.

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 No.428000

File: b170170e1a3c797⋯.jpg (510.68 KB,850x1202,425:601,sample_8b1bd70bf063dd53890….jpg)

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 No.428001

File: 581a7e5ff2320f8⋯.jpg (213.6 KB,583x600,583:600,sk1426890959888.jpg)

>>428000

I've worn my collar in public with master, if that helps.

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 No.428002

File: 25727dc36c95aa0⋯.jpg (161.63 KB,850x1188,425:594,sample_a5680d1b1b26db9f825….jpg)

>>428001

I'd have to see the collar to know if it does.

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 No.428003

File: bf65f62242f1cbd⋯.jpg (362.62 KB,1280x1116,320:279,collar.jpg)

>>428002

It's uh, pretty conspicuous. (And I made it myself, which is why the buckle part isn't the same colour as the rest of the metal.)

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 No.428004

File: 0a1cbda5b6d7a0c⋯.jpg (179.48 KB,1280x720,16:9,burg.jpg)

>>428003

that's half good and half missing inner materials tbh.

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 No.428005

File: 9bcb86a75e3129e⋯.jpg (576.2 KB,803x1000,803:1000,sk1426890960164.jpg)

>>428004

The padding is unnecessary though! I'm 100% sure that it's just a stupid gimmick to overprice collars, I've had zero problems with this one. If someone's pulling at your collar, a half inch of padding isn't gonna do anything.

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 No.428006

File: 875d9bcd6f7d985⋯.gif (132.3 KB,775x871,775:871,1430323245103.gif)

>>428005

swat corrodes leather. so having a some sort of padding will soak that up and allow you to wear it for much longer.

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 No.428007

File: f51a01ecf91bd07⋯.jpg (119.01 KB,850x1053,850:1053,sample_0501ddf8a3f18698146….jpg)

>>428003

Yeah, no, it doesn't help.

It looks like a pretty gay thing to wear in public but just gay, not degen enough.

You're still a wuss.

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 No.428008

File: a81ad0f559622da⋯.jpg (87.87 KB,576x957,192:319,DZSQmcYVAAAeD4e.jpg)

Ya'll are nasty

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 No.428009

File: a6fbe98ffcad0d7⋯.jpg (235.72 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890960119.jpg)

>>428006

I've heard people say that too, but like, I've got shoes that I've worn every single day, come rain or shine, and they've still lasted for three or four years, and the thing that eventually messed up was the soles, not the leather. It'll be fine!

>>428007

I was wearing a scarf over it anyway :^)

But yeah, I certainly am a wuss.

>>428008

Femboi sub says what?

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 No.428010

File: 7f212e99504ac55⋯.jpg (77.13 KB,562x463,562:463,CybranMantis.jpg)

>>428008

as if you'll reply

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 No.428011

File: 59a546dcb9865f5⋯.png (1.17 MB,1000x1415,200:283,7381435999539549b4edf6cc23….png)

Prude.

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 No.428012

File: c57acf389abfe4b⋯.png (19.56 KB,712x718,356:359,1470990938690.png)

>>428009

do you also wear socks though

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 No.428013

File: 73d89ca55d85c1a⋯.jpg (83.68 KB,1000x1552,125:194,五月 (6).jpg)

>>428009

How tremendously disappointing.

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 No.428014

File: bc2d66c95190d8b⋯.png (80 KB,244x444,61:111,sk1426890959898.png)

>>428012

Yes, but you are massively overestimating how sweaty my feet (and neck) get, especially considering that for at least a quarter of every year I'm walking through salted snow.

>>428013

Sorry I'm not a big enough degenerate! I'll try harder the next time master's in town. I'll, like, rim him in public or something, I guess.

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 No.428015

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 No.428016

File: 46329c6a460c87b⋯.gif (8.88 KB,750x750,1:1,1464687447746.gif)

>>428014

not as sweaty as me tbh.

>>428015

saving tbh.

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 No.428017

File: 581dea27d5c3cf7⋯.jpg (675.01 KB,850x1130,85:113,五月 (113).jpg)

>>428014

Let him walk you on all fours wearing gimp suit.

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 No.428018

File: 01e1de099e617fd⋯.png (121.23 KB,300x345,20:23,sk1426890959538.png)

>>428017

I've been to some courses on how to criticise people, so: That's an interesting idea! Very unique. To be frank though, I can see a bit of a challenge. For example, that would be illegal, and also very embarrassing for both parties. Otherwise a stellar idea, keep it up!

>>428016

I wouldn't be surprised! When I was chubby I sweated a lot more than I do now.

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 No.428019

File: c5fc64319212a7f⋯.jpg (193.26 KB,1280x1041,1280:1041,clip (2014-09-18 at 03.55.….jpg)

>>428018

that's why my scent overpowers all tbh.

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 No.428020

File: 05ae9defeda0e2a⋯.jpg (370.01 KB,850x1070,85:107,五月 (109).jpg)

>>428018

Thanks, I've put a lot of thought into it.

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 No.428021

File: 15b1e672f019d1d⋯.png (164.23 KB,400x400,1:1,sk1426890959717.png)

>>428019

Well, I know at least one guy who gets turned on by manly smells, so keep it up! Not me, for the record.

>>428020

No problem, you've earned that praise!! … Granted, people actually do that in pride parades in Oslo here, at least, so it's not quite outside the realm of possibility, but it'd be very poseur-y of us since we're not that into bdsm.

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 No.428022

File: d9913c62f8f7b1d⋯.png (94.38 KB,816x460,204:115,1455002345855.png)

>>428021

not do be leaving of you I am

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 No.428024

File: f561fa603775133⋯.png (432.19 KB,800x1569,800:1569,五月 (5).png)

>>428021

Ooof

I mean, whatever floats their boat but…oof.

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 No.428025

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