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File: 6966ab4a2468cc9⋯.jpg (180.47 KB,1066x799,1066:799,1524962195417.jpg)

 No.424923 [View All]

new thread, fuck da police edition.

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 No.425261

File: eae6cd2ebb7e9b6⋯.jpg (410.81 KB,680x962,340:481,1469136968534.jpg)

>>425256

neither do i! that's the problem here!

what status symbol do you want?

>>425257

Yea sure nothing lewd, says the person bringing up threesomes. I'm believing you so hard now

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 No.425262

File: 79cbbc6c35d49d6⋯.png (10.15 KB,538x391,538:391,1407215974519.png)

>>425260

nah I'm ok being alone forever now tbh.

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 No.425263

File: 26ab4727e6fc2c8⋯.jpg (100.09 KB,1000x754,500:377,五月 (15).jpg)

>>425259

How so?

>>425260

That's about to be a thing as well.

TES VI has been announced already.

>>425261

What the heck, that wasn't even me, that was all BJ.

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 No.425264

File: fc464ca8414d590⋯.jpg (109.07 KB,1094x1347,1094:1347,Screenshot_20170811-184840.jpg)

>>425263

used to be alot more people posting and now everyone moved to discord. probably why 8chan on the whole is dying

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 No.425265

File: e24d9cec812e0e6⋯.jpg (181.14 KB,551x433,551:433,sk1426890959894.jpg)

>>425261

Juuust nice clothes, I guess! That's all the status symbol I need!

>>425262

2defeatist! Being alone forever sucks!

>>425263

Oh yeah, I did see that! Just the most underwhelming trailer ever, but at least it was an announcement!

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 No.425266

File: f671dd9d3c7a7e2⋯.jpg (182.72 KB,750x1000,3:4,sample-d727328a60b0405aed2….jpg)

>>425253

i mean i like the taste of dick and the warmness of my mouth onm my dick is pretty nice too. but i think the big part is just the fact its my own its really kinky and perverted, so i get super turned on by it

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 No.425267

File: c546680cc2990d4⋯.jpg (1.06 MB,1800x1120,45:28,Love.Live!.full.2016613.jpg)

>>425263

oh right i think you're right actually

>>425265

dang. can't steal that idea from you.

or can i? hmm… I do kind of want the best quality winter clothes like stuff that costs 1k+ euros

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 No.425268

File: ca2f496af0e15f4⋯.jpg (135.41 KB,1512x1025,1512:1025,ss (2015-12-14 at 08.57.06….jpg)

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 No.425269

File: aec11d0e956e017⋯.png (533.88 KB,1000x708,250:177,五月 (81).png)

>>425264

Maybe we should move to discord as well.

>>425265

It was just a teaser, take it easy, be patient, I'm sure bethesda will stick to it's "getting our hopes up brilliantly" then "killing them flawlessly with premature bugged to all hell releases"

>>425266

I guess I can imagine that….ish…

I still think that…someone else's warmness…would do a lot more for me than my own.

>>425267

Yeah, that's right, blame your girlfriend, I'm an lewdsoul dragged into this by chance.

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 No.425270

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 No.425271

File: b1dbef97c8e476e⋯.jpg (548.87 KB,562x632,281:316,f11235a6fee3840ea4f0d2f626….jpg)

>>425269

i'll pimp out ven for you

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 No.425272

File: af273fbc02e3462⋯.jpg (111.81 KB,457x607,457:607,1535230282655.jpg)

>>425240

Ok, so you want to hang out at my place?

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 No.425273

File: 0f9783330d481d4⋯.png (3.25 KB,500x250,2:1,9468b7298ccf708be3787a77a6….png)

>>425269

discord honestly sucks tbh

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 No.425274

File: 6b1d2929e17e73a⋯.png (283.35 KB,440x520,11:13,sk1426890959650.png)

>>425268

>>425267

Sure you can! It's the most obvious status symbol imo, except for like jewellery and stuff. And what, you mean a fancy coat or something?

>>425269

I refuse to be patient! But of course the game will be a train wreck in many ways, and I'll still play it for dozens of hours.

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 No.425275

>>425269

hmmm that sounds suspicious

>>425274

yea like a fancy coat. people talk about patagonia or something? or canada goose but i kind of like fjällräven i think

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 No.425276

File: e007d26159066c7⋯.png (210.02 KB,1067x600,1067:600,sk1426890959478.png)

Minor problem with the word filters, should be fixed now.

>>425275

Don't go for Canada Goose, it's normie as hell! Fjallraven can be pretty nice though. I was kinda expecting you to go more for a luxurious coat than a practical one though!

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 No.425277

File: 1906763bcd6b318⋯.jpg (848.23 KB,1000x2009,1000:2009,五月 (23).jpg)

>>425271

Join him

>>425272

I mean, I'd be happy to, but it's quite a trip for me.

>>425273

If the groups get overpopulated, yeah.

But they don't have to.

>>425274

I mean, who knows, maybe they learned, where do you suppose it's gonna be based ?

>>425275

Silly filter.

How can you doubt me?

I don't even fap.

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 No.425278

File: e76fafab07f284f⋯.png (642.1 KB,688x972,172:243,1535122931300.png)

>>425277

RIP maybe one day then

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 No.425279

File: 6596fbf70e981a7⋯.jpg (124.21 KB,709x1000,709:1000,sample-01388397c2cef589b85….jpg)

>>425277

so we back at the threesome

i hope you like dick

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 No.425280

File: 8487b8d64a2b843⋯.png (209.71 KB,372x480,31:40,Mayuri_Shiina.png)

>>425276

Techie clothes have kind of got my interest. I mean i can't afford to buy a new one right now, i have a Halti one that just needs the buttons fixed.

>>425277

not fapping makes you more suspicous!

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 No.425281

File: 713966abdaa2220⋯.jpg (315.04 KB,650x914,325:457,五月 (22).jpg)

>>425278

Feel free to come here though, girls can be incredibly slutty. Not just the mediocre looking ones either, hooking you up would be ez.

>>425279

We ever drifted away from the idea?

I like cute faces.

>>425280

It hasn't even been that long…

did you give up on trying to break me already?

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 No.425282

File: 6615ae39db95eb6⋯.png (228.68 KB,600x393,200:131,sk1426890959743.png)

>>425277

They've probably learned, but I doubt they've learned the right things. And it looks a helluva lot like Hammerfell, so I assume that's it! Which will be neat, if so, Redguard stuff is fun.

>>425280

Jeez, I expected you to be girlier on that front! … And when you say a Halti one, you don't mean one of those with like bubbles, right?

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 No.425283

File: e6572f49aed8558⋯.jpg (110.1 KB,995x1359,995:1359,五月 (7).jpg)

>>425282

Redguards are neat, yeah.

And ESO's best area was hammerfell as well so it would definitely not be disappointing.

Somewhere deep down I still hope for global TES

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 No.425284

File: 8d675d075ea3141⋯.jpg (105.97 KB,800x800,1:1,1a9a4ad16f6af7e30335f9b06c….jpg)

>>>425281

now here's a question, are you a top or bottom?

>>425283

bretons

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 No.425285

File: ed28a775aed96f8⋯.png (120.58 KB,404x404,1:1,sk1426890959655.png)

>>425283

I'm sure they're going to turn sword-singing into just thu'um 2.0, but we'll see!

I'm hoping for a TES set in just the Imperial City, imo, at something a lot closer to an accurate scale! But that'll absolutely never happen.

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 No.425286

File: ce30b8fd1616a9b⋯.png (754.8 KB,1080x1080,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>425282

idk why tech wear meme has got me in its' grasps.

No bubbles assuming i know what you mean. I'm not 100% sure if this is the exact jacket. It was like 180e off in the outlet and i needed a jacket so mum bought it as my christmas or birthday present.

>>425281

it's been too long!!

tbh i've just been too overwhelmed with the (you)'s and chats and music and other things

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 No.425287

File: f15fa54829c1b74⋯.png (346.95 KB,658x1000,329:500,五月 (11).png)

>>425284

Based on experience? top

Based on preference? switch*

>>425285

I'm hoping for unique weapon movesets but I guess that might be too much to ask for.

Not unless it's going to be global since Oblivion already covered that.

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 No.425288

File: 3ae94e21d322808⋯.png (656.75 KB,929x805,929:805,firefox_2018-09-07_00-12-2….png)

I feel as though this has and is my life

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 No.425289

File: 73d89ca55d85c1a⋯.jpg (83.68 KB,1000x1552,125:194,五月 (6).jpg)

>>425286

Doesn't normally get this lively around here?

huh..

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 No.425290

File: 22d202b1ee0f433⋯.png (552.9 KB,600x800,3:4,de2968a3dcdbf5a2aa3d6ea817….png)

>>425287

oooooooooo im the same tbh, because me and ven haven't met up yet, i wouldn't top a cis woman or even date one anymore though.

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 No.425291

>>425289

i also don't normally get drunk here

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 No.425292

File: 94d8b9b541a32fb⋯.jpg (179.16 KB,333x510,111:170,sk1426890959906.jpg)

>>425286

That's a nice jacket, approved! By bubbles I mean … a puffer jacket, apparently! And those are eternally hideous.

>>425287

I'm sure you'll get some sort of fancy moves. If they let you cut the atomos as some sort of endgame superpower I will jump out a window, though.

I knooow. Maybe they'll start making story-focussed side games again though (yeah right).

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 No.425293

File: 7a71ca5808c9664⋯.png (959.54 KB,1080x1080,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>425292

it looks a bit silly without a person in it but i guess that's all heavy-ish winter jackets. this type? yea not nice!

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 No.425294

File: bffd62b6a1c2c0c⋯.png (801.45 KB,827x1186,827:1186,五月 (53).png)

>>425290

cis woman?

>>425291

normally?

>>425292

Maybe it's going to be co-op

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 No.425295

i think i used to be banned from drinking here actually

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 No.425296

File: 6637dc8b37d6298⋯.jpg (148.04 KB,861x1070,861:1070,389bd9a0202d07c9854d1630d7….jpg)

>>425294

as in biological woman

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 No.425297

>>425294

well it has been a long long time since i was drunk on this board the last time

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 No.425298

File: 1ccf4b8080dd862⋯.png (626.39 KB,1003x1416,17:24,五月 (26).png)

Sounds like a pretty dumb man.

>>425296

Nah, I got that.

I meant like, how negative of an experience could that have been, really.

Also why would you point it out

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 No.425299

File: eafd36b8da402b2⋯.jpg (47.65 KB,600x700,6:7,五月 (1).jpg)

>>425297

Did you do something regretful?

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 No.425300

File: 97d66c5a2ad8008⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.12 MB,540x1600,27:80,Smoking regret girl e1.png)

>>425299

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

maybe

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 No.425301

oh that's a nice spoiler cover

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 No.425302

File: e55ddd0ed615782⋯.jpg (139.03 KB,752x752,1:1,sk1426890959824.jpg)

>>425293

Yep, that type! I'm sure they're warm and stuff, but they're just so awful.

>>425294

reeeee

Anyway, it's hella late and I've gotta see my psychologist in the morning, so good night! Also,

SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW THREAD

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 No.425303

File: 143781d6078b1b5⋯.png (882.65 KB,1000x1412,250:353,五月 (14).png)

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 No.425304

File: 75c9336d432dffc⋯.jpg (396.19 KB,886x1122,443:561,59c35544d0c0bf525858525118….jpg)

>>425298

really negative like i was disgusted by it, so much that i make it clear

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 No.425305

File: 22210aa97aa75fb⋯.jpg (426.31 KB,811x1200,811:1200,五月 (8).jpg)

>>425302

Sweet dreams

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 No.425306

>>425302

sleep well skandiloo

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 No.425308

File: 421e32ec47170c1⋯.png (901.54 KB,893x1253,893:1253,五月 (19).png)

>>425304

Ah, I see.

Sorry to hear.

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 No.425309

File: e236cca0a0a13d4⋯.jpg (264.75 KB,700x735,20:21,45702658_p0.jpg)

>>425303

Got drunk, got suicidal, called 911, got to hospital in a ambulance, talked to psych, got home by train and took a nice pic

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 No.425310

File: ab1fe126b9e8f48⋯.jpg (337.2 KB,1400x933,1400:933,sample-7e907b5cc4abf22937c….jpg)

>>425308

don't be

kind my own fault putting myself in that position

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 No.425311

>>425307

New Thread

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