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File: 3a764aab2f210f5⋯.jpg (156.12 KB,597x725,597:725,sk1426890960362.jpg)

 No.424308 [View All]

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 No.424576

>>424572

I never was a mod

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 No.424577

>>424575

uhhhh i like uhh spock

>>424574

how does one mod someone

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 No.424578

File: d99b0c33254f3b2⋯.jpg (88.94 KB,1188x933,396:311,ss (2014-09-18 at 07.46.51….jpg)

>>424577

fuck out of my starship now

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 No.424579

File: 961737a6b1905e9⋯.png (198.86 KB,333x333,1:1,sk1426890959972.png)

>>424570

I didn't do anything, I don't know what you're talking about.

>>424572

tbh, mods have a bit too much power for me to just give that to someone. I might be drunk, but even so I'm a nervous person!

>>424573

Excellent! I eagerly await loving reports of feet crushing dicks.

>>424575

'Cause nobody knows anything about Star Trek!

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 No.424580

File: caae3cadb0761fa⋯.png (831.5 KB,1100x800,11:8,6527da637714165c5494c0dfd4….png)

>>424577

uhhh skandi sets it up

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 No.424581

>>424579

pweeease just like 2 minutes?

i wont do anything and if i do i promise to leave and never come back you dont even have to ban me

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 No.424582

File: f03bc41c8490f3d⋯.png (2.31 KB,300x250,6:5,netb3jfXyt-10.png)

>>424579

>not knowing anything about star trek

fook'in nerd

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 No.424583

>>424579

uhhuuuuuhhh that's right. Must be my crazy mentally ill brain doing tricks on me again huh!?

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 No.424584

>>424582

you're being a bit rude lad try toning it down just a wee bit eh

ye tell us about startrek then

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 No.424585

File: 51ba0276eb0fd98⋯.jpg (6.01 KB,143x89,143:89,1459612305671.jpg)

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 No.424586

File: 4dd3868500e68ff⋯.jpg (58.09 KB,624x375,208:125,Imp-fists.jpg)

star trek must be purged

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 No.424587

File: d55beee66d71304⋯.png (194.72 KB,350x350,1:1,sk1426890959737.png)

>>424581

I mean, no, sorry. In like 30 seconds you could delete all posts ever made by everyone here, and also ban everyone. I've already told you what you can do, so why would you want to try it?

>>424582

I'm a nerd in other ways! Like I love Dwarf Fortress!

>>424583

Probably yes! Especially since I'd never abuse my power.

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 No.424588

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

im not trusted at all huh okay nvm then

>>424586

PURGE ALL HERESY

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 No.424589

File: 673b59b2e1c8aff⋯.png (4.99 KB,506x349,506:349,d06ccfb78c6282cac5d2a93a6e….png)

>>424586

don't you do the 40ks too

>>424587

stream for me

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 No.424590

File: c1b85ae7058516b⋯.png (287.58 KB,506x700,253:350,bf90fc25fa24358041e2a2e7df….png)

>>424587

you smeg head

red dwarf is so stupid i love it

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 No.424591

File: 8232d9222263aab⋯.png (162.73 KB,400x400,1:1,sk1426890959718.png)

>>424588

D-don't be offended, please! I'm asking seriously! If you're wondering how the UI looks, I could show you that, or if you're wondering how banning people looks, I could show you that too.

>>424589

Nnnope! That'd be hella stressful, since DF is a game where it's easy to fuck up!

>>424590

I don't even know what Red Dwarf is!

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 No.424592

File: 635968486177b70⋯.png (2.97 KB,566x388,283:194,ss (2016-02-29 at 09.45.11….png)

>>424591

>wont stream for me

>doesn't know what red dwarf is

out with the wolves with ya tbh

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 No.424593

>>424587

Believing you so hard right now!

Can i even edit my own posts? I don't think I can!

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 No.424594

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>>424591

yeah how the fuck did i read dwarf fortress as red dwarf

opps

>>424588

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 No.424595

File: 03736109ba2852b⋯.png (124.28 KB,322x322,1:1,sk1426890960015.png)

>>424592

Wolves are just weird dogs, and dogs love me!

>>424593

Uuuh, nope! I guess you must have just written "Post last edited at 24 minutes ago" at the end of your post!

>>424594

kek, alright! I just assumed it was some Star Trek-related thing, and you were joining in on dunking on me!

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 No.424596

File: 33a44288365ac14⋯.png (19.75 KB,500x300,5:3,b310fc310127b91d8c402d2b4d….png)

>>424595

nah its a old british tv show

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 No.424597

File: 53353622af47538⋯.webm (1.46 MB,476x268,119:67,Mzk4NTU0MDk1Nw_1.webm)

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 No.424598

File: 26828bd5dc8d5c6⋯.gif (509.19 KB,420x420,1:1,TRIGGERED-4.gif)

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 No.424599

File: 546c15cbebbc87b⋯.jpg (87.31 KB,1172x1200,293:300,DlbYgtiV4AARHaN.jpg)

>>424595

Ahhh… Good ol' Venla personality #3. I always forget what it does.

>>424597

motmotmotmotmotmot

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 No.424600

File: e504185caa4c433⋯.png (301.09 KB,614x614,1:1,sk1426890960218.png)

>>424596

Buuut it's sci-fi related somehow, isn't it? iirc

>>424597

Hiya Mot!

>>424598

I literally own this board, Wolfpenis!!

>>424599

And always melts into a puddle, yes yes.

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 No.424601

File: 50fadd227b5b2fd⋯.png (1.52 MB,707x1000,707:1000,265bb5b36e5b0eb460b6c7faf6….png)

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 No.424602

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>>424600

well I theoretically own existence so out.

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 No.424603

File: a0a35339dd7a4af⋯.jpg (142.95 KB,849x1001,849:1001,071e2e2d69c906b8c28b709176….jpg)

sleepy..

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 No.424604

File: 8621d8e934148c7⋯.png (226.75 KB,515x600,103:120,sk1426890959798.png)

>>424602

Does that mean I get to be god if I kill you?

>>424603

Then sleep!

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 No.424605

File: 85ae361ce6b9025⋯.jpg (95.2 KB,966x938,69:67,ss (2016-01-06 at 10.09.32….jpg)

>>424604

hypothetically

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 No.424606

File: e3f7498d3e3f535⋯.jpg (99.38 KB,448x537,448:537,IMG_0847.jpg)

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 No.424607

File: 05dc4eca59577f6⋯.jpg (98.33 KB,440x440,1:1,sk1426890959848.jpg)

>>424605

>>424606

What's up, you maritime dude?

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 No.424608

File: b9252a645969641⋯.png (3.44 KB,500x250,2:1,713174bc56098a856246b24c7b….png)

>>424607

only quads can kill this giga-nigger

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 No.424609

File: b3df00cfe92f4ab⋯.jpg (10.72 KB,232x293,232:293,1527079804230.jpg)

>>424607

Exhausted from work and I hate everything. The usual.

>maritime

>making me look it up

I don't live on the coast if that's what you meant.

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 No.424610

File: 0a9fb6388d187cb⋯.jpg (48 KB,368x368,1:1,sk1426890959846.jpg)

>>424608

Thaaat's almost 600 posts away!

>>424609

Uh, remind me what your work is again?

Wait, crap, I think I confused you with Grid for a second, never mind!

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 No.424611

>>424610

wait what, it's clearly not even remotely close to 600 posts away

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 No.424612

File: c57acf389abfe4b⋯.png (19.56 KB,712x718,356:359,1470990938690.png)

get started then

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 No.424613

File: 38baef48637e695⋯.png (187.75 KB,460x460,1:1,sk1426890959955.png)

>>424612

I'm doing it!!

Anyway though, it's past 2am, I really should be heading to bed if I want my poor sleep schedule to not suffer. So good night!

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 No.424614

File: 327af1f317f766d⋯.jpg (165.3 KB,800x800,1:1,Whiskey-san.jpg)

>>424610

I sell hard drugs to people and hope they don't come back but they usually do anyways. Sometimes even on a daily basis.

I'm pretty sure Grids is at least 100% better than me so you better apologize to him.

Sleep well.

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 No.424615

>>424614

>that pic

It is illegal to get me in a bad mood right before bed, ree.

But yeah, good night.

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 No.424616

File: 896459d93c3246d⋯.jpg (16.11 KB,426x240,71:40,inthemorning.jpg)

Skin gets thicker living in the snow.

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 No.424618

>>424616

It doesn't snow in america though

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 No.424620

Sorry for the bait. I shouldn't do that

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 No.424621

File: 8d675d075ea3141⋯.jpg (105.97 KB,800x800,1:1,1a9a4ad16f6af7e30335f9b06c….jpg)

>>424620

how very Japanese fishing colony of you

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 No.424622

File: 2824570345a192e⋯.png (115.23 KB,523x290,523:290,Isabelle language.png)

>>424620

That's the most least offensive joke I've heard so no worries. Though it's very untrue, the USA is chaos in terms of biomes.

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 No.424623

>>424622

Yeah it probably most diverse weather in a single country

>>424621

How very something of you

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 No.424625

File: 8d675d075ea3141⋯.jpg (105.97 KB,800x800,1:1,1a9a4ad16f6af7e30335f9b06c….jpg)

ven died rip

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 No.424626

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 No.424639

File: 1012de34dc33c17⋯.jpg (38.83 KB,307x307,1:1,sk1426890960153.jpg)

>jordan peterson now eats nothing but beef and salt and drinks nothing but water

>claims that eating/drinking literally anything else will make him experience intense anxiety and joint pain

>his daughter in on the same regimen

>but conveniently can drink vodka and scotch just fine, what a mystery

These fucking people, I swear to god.

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 No.424643

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