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File: 75cc7a78dce0bde⋯.webm (51.19 KB,112x116,28:29,Eliphas - soulless.webm)

 No.419612 [View All]

Everyone in this thread.

284 posts and 198 image replies omitted. Click [Open thread] to view. ____________________________
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 No.419902

File: 174424ff78b9b89⋯.png (1.3 MB,1920x1080,16:9,1515773770623.png)

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

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 No.419903

File: c3c897c5a4cb1aa⋯.jpg (485.23 KB,1000x452,250:113,sk1426890960319.jpg)

>>419901

That's what I'm doing in the /lewd/ Discord already though!

Pfft. Not as drunk as I wanna be, but the convenience store stopped selling alcohol at 9pm. smh

>>419902

robot alert!!

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 No.419904

File: 3f3794038412710⋯.jpg (29.88 KB,250x275,10:11,63.jpg)

>>419903

Good, just do that forever then. Never talk, ever.

The convenience stores have to as well? Only liquor stores here have to close at 9pm. Convenience stores can sell until 2am, but they can only sell watered down beer and malt beverages.

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 No.419905

File: 5a88a53488c474a⋯.jpg (314.79 KB,1040x720,13:9,sk1426890959461.jpg)

>>419904

Too laaate!

Master drove me to a convenience store in another part of town where the laws are different! So I got two cans of Pabst, and we'll see how this goes. Never tried it!

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 No.419906

File: 611cf2cb7ccd99e⋯.jpg (12.88 KB,251x269,251:269,106-2.jpg)

>>419905

You messed up!

Oh so you were in a more strict county, huh? Some states do that more than others. Just two cans?

>pabst

Beer for rednecks.

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 No.419907

File: 73919dcd3eaba64⋯.jpg (40.91 KB,213x213,1:1,sk1426890960036.jpg)

>>419906

I know, but I was talking on master's account first, since he was logged in, and I got bullied into joining the channel myself!

Not even county, just a more strict city. Ordinances suck.

And hipsters, though! It's completely drinkable. And yeah, but two 24 fl oz cans, which is more than enough since I've been drinking already.

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 No.419908

File: bcc21d7a9476de5⋯.jpg (48.04 KB,300x323,300:323,567.jpg)

>>419907

>got bullied into it

Quite the fuccboi.

Would think it's just the county but if it's just the city then I really have to look into this. Thankfully cities aren't that far away by car. Hopefully he's a good driver. You suck.

Hipsters drink IPAs no one has ever heard of. Probably from microbreweries. Oh, yeah that should be plenty then. That's at least 4 cans.

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 No.419909

File: 3b0ba55e293aabf⋯.png (55.61 KB,237x276,79:92,sk1426890960187.png)

>>419908

Stop with the fuccboi meme!!

Well yeah, I don't even really get how "cities" work here. It just looks like someone randomly slaps down city limit signs in the middle of residential areas.

… That's what I normally drink. But yeah, even the one can seems like it'll be enough, jeez.

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 No.419910

File: 2c256dd925fd0ef⋯.jpg (53.95 KB,300x332,75:83,571.jpg)

>>419909

Do I HAVE to?

Does anyone really know how cities work?

You're a hipster so that makes sense! Should have bought some IPAs. What did you drink before?

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 No.419911

File: 23b9dabb93b32e8⋯.jpg (26.85 KB,240x300,4:5,sk1426890960330.jpg)

>>419910

Well, not really, since it doesn't actually bother me.

I got a Samuel Adams variety pack thing yesterday, and I finished that off today! There was some decent stuff, though nothing fantastic.

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 No.419912

File: 14d1db1197aff28⋯.jpg (49.92 KB,300x336,25:28,555.jpg)

>>419911

Good, but I'll use it sparingly.

Sam Adams ain't too bad. Some standard stuff that anyone can like, but not complete garbage.

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 No.419913

File: b69156d8f252a4d⋯.png (226.5 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959495.png)

>>419912

That gives it more impact!

We agree, then! I surprisingly liked some of their darker stuff, despite generally not being a fan of that kind of thing. Aaand I liked the orange blossom lager because I am a complete sucker for fruity beers.

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 No.419914

File: e869881e11dec40⋯.jpg (44.56 KB,300x304,75:76,807.jpg)

>>419913

That's exactly what I want!

It's how popular beers go. Fruity beer huh? I know you don't have much time, but if you somehow can you might try Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss if you can find it there.

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 No.419915

File: da3bd1b06c29bf9⋯.jpg (224.7 KB,600x485,120:97,sk1426890960257.jpg)

>>419914

I doubt I'll have the time, but we'll see!

Anyway, time to head to bed. Master already has, smh. Goodnight!

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 No.419916

File: a41831f48cd7c82⋯.jpg (46.47 KB,320x346,160:173,158.jpg)

>>419915

Sleep well, sweet dreams.

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 No.419917

File: 10d744cab1653d2⋯.png (821.12 KB,1280x720,16:9,HorribleSubs_Yuru_Camp_-_0….png)

>>419894

its weird to me it releases on a friday

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 No.419918

File: 7769d92ca552d7b⋯.png (273.97 KB,800x567,800:567,1500562694589.png)

>>419897

I would of sent roses

>>419917

The perfect day to go hunting, can't wait!

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 No.419919

>>419918

How kind of you!

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 No.419920

File: a59b74b3f272e1b⋯.jpg (133.98 KB,1920x1080,16:9,RLtIWZ8.jpg)

>>419919

Its the least I can do

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 No.419921

Why am I looking at gay things today.

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 No.419922

>>419920

Yeah. Indeed. Sup?

>>419921

It's good for you.

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 No.419923

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 No.419924

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 No.419925

>>419924

B-bad for me!

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 No.419926

>>419925

Boyzo rovu slut!

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 No.419927

>>419926

*pu.re

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 No.419928

>>419926

I-I'm not a slut! mostly

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 No.419929

>>419928

I meant that it was pu.re!

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 No.419930

>>419929

Oh I see

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 No.419931

File: 47f0eb2b2a14e25⋯.jpg (47.79 KB,300x168,25:14,sk1426890959413.jpg)

>adding tags to all my Konata images

>there's 897 of them

This is gonna take a while!! But it should make everything easier forever.

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 No.419932

>>419931

Indeed! Hello you.

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 No.419933

File: af11f22f49241e7⋯.png (243.02 KB,391x543,391:543,sk1426890959451.png)

>>419932

With such important tags as "annoyed", "gay" and "autistic".

And hi! What's up?

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 No.419934

>>419933

Mhm! As it should be.

Playing the dankest dungeon. Drinking tea. Listening to RollPlay: Court of Swords.

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 No.419935

File: 7bfc7d492f75461⋯.png (221.96 KB,410x475,82:95,sk1426890959470.png)

>>419934

Sounds good! I'm currently just trying to wrap my figure out how to make time to do all the assignments that keep getting thrown at me. The second semester starts off insanely busy, apparently! In British Studies alone there's 29 questions about Romeo and Juliet, which each will require at least somewhere between five lines and half a page. smh

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 No.419936

>>419935

>trying to wrap my figure out how

Derp. Trying to wrap my head around + trying to figure out

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 No.419937

>>419935

Oh dear :-/ That is quite a bit, shucks…

>>419936

Aha, I figured ^.^

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 No.419938

File: aa62777954485d3⋯.jpg (58.07 KB,712x630,356:315,1516825614918.jpg)

>>419934

How is dankest dungeon?

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 No.419939

>>419938

Addictive as far as I'm concerned!

How is you?

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 No.419940

File: 271e8a9f85f7859⋯.gif (847.11 KB,498x278,249:139,127.gif)

>>419939

Gotta get it next sale. Hmm okay, just waiting for tomorrow so everything is slow. What about you?

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 No.419941

>>419940

Yah!

I see. Oh, did you apply for a job earlier? How'd it go? Or uhm, had you already have the job last time we spoke (actually spoke, not these short exchanges)?

Playing DD, doing lunges, listening to youtube. My thighs ache a bit.

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 No.419942

File: af3cd802905b404⋯.png (46.47 KB,522x472,261:236,1516824190952.png)

>>419941

Nuh, had to wait till the *15th* for the site to open again then i checked but someone didn't update it! I'll check tomorrow. Is something thigh fucking you? Tell em to be gentle

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 No.419943

>>419942

Oh, I see I see. Gotta czech urself before you uh… you know.

No, just the lunges were fucking with my thighs!

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 No.419944

File: 594fba604045043⋯.gif (49.1 KB,696x768,29:32,1516454863192.gif)

>>419943

I dont know, explain you czech. Hmm so you say

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 No.419945

>>419944

I'll explain once I return from the bath! Maybe.

I do. You can use my thighs that way any day though, no worries.

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 No.419946

File: 47c5dab8422d78c⋯.jpg (41.15 KB,501x391,501:391,ZPxXrEc.jpg)

>>419945

Enjoy and don't drown. Phew, lucky me.

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 No.419947

File: 1f12091f89b0bc6⋯.jpg (66.73 KB,1440x1080,4:3,pat slut maxresdefault.jpg)

>>419946

I did and I didn't.

I know right?

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 No.419948

File: 6a1990bcdbf683b⋯.jpg (61.21 KB,581x753,581:753,DQN4GayVAAUS5tJ.jpg)

>>419947

Good job. I wanna take a bath now but I just ate

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 No.419949

File: 482578de2704967⋯.jpg (6.63 MB,2900x2440,145:122,632fb41a45984af5bbed9da043….jpg)

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 No.419950

File: 0003a25a76a8e27⋯.jpg (555.54 KB,900x768,75:64,sk1426890960303.jpg)

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 No.419952

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