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File: 52a8eae512a2119⋯.webm (741.75 KB,640x360,16:9,Eliphas - back.webm)

 No.411128 [View All]

'bout time for a new one, I think.

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 No.411416

File: 41f054e4d9bdcd0⋯.jpg (38.9 KB,500x281,500:281,thumb up e684a73b85e6a1e2d….jpg)

>>411414

>

>>411415

True enough. Have you been cooking your own meals otherwise lately?

Oh boy. Poor tummy.

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 No.411417

>>411416

Rumy pls come over >.<

I'm lonely ;__;

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 No.411418

>>411416

not really, i've been really lazy with that sort of thing

my stomach is fine

i've got iron guts, i guess

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 No.411419

>>411417

I am sorry, but no >.< I explained why before.

>>411418

Maybe you could look into it, you never know, it might find it a fun distraction, and being able to cook is useful too!

Aha, lucky lucky. Mine is pretty weak.

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 No.411420

>>411419

Do you wanna play cards against humemery with us? :O

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 No.411421

>>411420

Hmm, I've never played it before. Probably not atm though. Is that over voice or what?

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 No.411422

File: 05dc4eca59577f6⋯.jpg (98.33 KB,440x440,1:1,sk1426890959848.jpg)

>>411416

>

Not in the mood to talk or anything, just gotta react each time I see you posting Konata.

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 No.411423

>>411421

no, there's a site for it.

>>411419

cooking is okay, i dunno, i just don't have the energy a lot of the time

sometimes i bother and it helps me a bit

i just haven't lived long enough to wreck my body

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 No.411424

File: b050a476775a1ae⋯.gif (384.83 KB,500x283,500:283,tea yummy ad129e840da1a3dc….gif)

>>411422

Oh, I see. That could be abused easily, be careful!

>>411423

Ah, I see.

Fair enough, mhmm.

Eheh, >implying I'm old

Thanks!

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 No.411425

grandma rumor :O

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 No.411426

File: 0931b8c6e3b0678⋯.gif (499.09 KB,540x540,1:1,finger wagging 1sbrJlz.gif)

>>411425

*grandpa

Get off my lawn, god damned kids!

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 No.411427

>>411426

Rumy-obaachan~ :3

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 No.411428

>>411426

:^)

alright

i'm probably gonna hop in to bed

nini~

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 No.411429

>>411428

Nini my love! I miss you already >.<

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 No.411430

>>411427

No bullying.

>>411428

Good night Miriperson. Sweet dreams.

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 No.411431

>>411430

*hug Rumiperson*

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 No.411432

>>411431

Thanks X3 I already feel unbullied.

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 No.411433

>>411432

Can you come over now then? :O

I'm lonely :(

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 No.411434

>>411433

N-no x: Uhm… in fact, I'll be going in about 10 minutes >_> Sorry to leave you alone like this, Gloomy.

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 No.411435

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 No.411436

>>411435

don't die, but if you do die, take me with you

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 No.411437

>>411436

Nuh :(

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 No.411438

>>411437

no ifs, ands, or buts (exception if it's your butt)

those are the conditions of the escape clause

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 No.411439

File: c61538af36ee1b8⋯.webm (317.74 KB,360x360,1:1,Taco Bell drive-thru.webm)

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 No.411440

>>411439

Beep boop.

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 No.411441

>>411440

suh dude

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 No.411442

>>411441

Not much. In the process of eating a kebab which I might put off doing because holy crap this thing is big, Going to be playing some Dawn of War 2 with a friend of mine in a few, I think.

What up with you?

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 No.411443

>>411442

eating breakfast

already blitzed

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 No.411444

>>411443

Oh boy. Don't overdo it! With the blitz, I mean.

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 No.411445

>>411443

Anyways, imma go wreck some alien / ork / eldar / imperial boipussi.

See you in a few hours Rager, have fun smoking ^^

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 No.411446

File: c6264e53098a2d3⋯.jpg (90.92 KB,736x850,368:425,dd3a0b12a5eb8d94f7ca09647e….jpg)

>>411444

>>411445

like I said

I am bulletproof

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 No.411447

I am lonely

I guess I'll grab some chips ._.

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 No.411448

>>411446

Hehe, alrighty. Slay it!

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 No.411449

>>411447

sit down

stay a while

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 No.411450

>>411449

But I have to pee :(

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 No.411451

>>411449

In game right now O:

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 No.411452

File: 50ec477abd8dc5c⋯.jpg (110.38 KB,408x408,1:1,sk1426890959896.jpg)

So after some research it turned out that the “Big and wide” condoms were kinda tapered, so they were only really wider near the head, and near the base they were normal? Which completely defeats the point for people who can’t get normal ones on? Anyway, I managed to find ones that fit. Now to leave them in a drawer till they expire since master and I don’t use condoms anyway. But the search is over, at least!

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 No.411455

File: 540b0297d79e6ca⋯.png (232.81 KB,454x430,227:215,expecto patronum.PNG)

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 No.411456

Nini Lewdies

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 No.411457

nini cutie

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 No.411458

File: 59fe12729fbc0b9⋯.jpg (59.55 KB,440x538,220:269,1399389096411.jpg)

>>411452

>the spoiler

Congrats on the condoms though?

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 No.411459

File: 1d18bfe5aa3a46b⋯.png (457.84 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959627.png)

>>411455

Oh come on, I thought that was pretty funny!

>>411458

it's a good joooke

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 No.411460

File: 5069e685f3377bc⋯.jpg (47.25 KB,380x214,190:107,120.jpg)

>>411459

Maybe, just maybe. You just want us to stalk your tumblr though, huh?!

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 No.411461

>>411452

do you also have autism?

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 No.411462

File: af6967032d5afd2⋯.png (236.99 KB,404x404,1:1,sk1426890959701.png)

>>411460

… I never say "no" to more followers.

>>411461

No! I just like that joke! Of shamelessly plugging stuff, like basically all podcasts have to do.

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 No.411463

conglaturations

condom get

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 No.411464

File: e869881e11dec40⋯.jpg (44.56 KB,300x304,75:76,807.jpg)

>>411462

>"no"

Now now what does that mean?

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 No.411465

>>411464

More followers is good!

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 No.411466

File: 880cc05a70d0e98⋯.jpg (18.11 KB,300x294,50:49,107.jpg)

>>411465

I suppose you might be right on that one.

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 No.411468

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