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File: 131de6756081a90⋯.jpg (204.09 KB,1700x2000,17:20,19621097_985040294932426_2….jpg)

 No.408151 [View All]

Will i jerk off tonight edition

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 No.408458

File: 8a37703fe2fa0a4⋯.jpg (149.91 KB,700x859,700:859,__yoshikawa_chinatsu_yuru_….jpg)

>>408457

Eat awful. Used to smoke but quit last year so thats something. Laze about so much that it destroyed my back.

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 No.408459

File: 2a5ee05e2f81567⋯.png (380.27 KB,360x500,18:25,tiger-heli-usa.png)

>>408456

TIGER HELI

it's a sci-fi platformer, pretty difficult. I've never been able to make it far in that game. fuck, I want to start playing through NES games by alphabetical title like I used to.

what kinds of games do you usually like? platformers? bullet hells? action RPGs?

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 No.408460

File: 1274e70df768742⋯.jpg (46.86 KB,609x701,609:701,__yoshikawa_chinatsu_yuru_….jpg)

>>408459

Platformers mostly.

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 No.408461

File: f53f4805b3c191e⋯.png (1.7 MB,1500x2000,3:4,__ushio_kantai_collection_….png)

>>408458

smoking is kind of cool so I have a soft spot for that one

I probably am awful to my back too since I sit in bed for extended periods of time besides sleep

what about clothes? do you dress yourself decently?

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 No.408462

File: 01f5d2e73f6530e⋯.png (990.26 KB,881x675,881:675,ss (2016-07-26 at 01.30.55….png)

>>408455

Of course, Your onii-chan will do his best to take care of all your needs and desires, Chinachu~

And make sure to bring me back something from Tokyo!

That said, I'm gonna go take a nap because I'm an old man. Night, cutie.

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 No.408463

File: 1d716b8105b3c19⋯.jpg (389.52 KB,811x1200,811:1200,1451028652708.jpg)

>>408462

Please let me move in with you.

Good night, sleep well, dream of me

>>408461

Besides work where I have a uniform. I mostly lounge around the house in shorts and plain t shirts. Maybe jeans if I'm going somewhere where I want to look nicer.

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 No.408464

File: 08dca9120070d69⋯.jpg (80.88 KB,700x992,175:248,Legacy_of_the_Wizard_boxfr….jpg)

>>408460

this game is super fucking cool but it's not a typical platformer on rails, more of an adventure game like rygar. could even sort of compare it to a metroidvania with how it's set up. either way legacy was one of my favorite games growing up.

gonna shill metal storm again real quick because it's the GOAT. conquest of crystal palace, karnov, xexyz, rush n' attack, were all alright. gimmick is kind of interesting and weird. I need to replay my shit.

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 No.408465

File: d411e1802b82c0c⋯.jpg (87.34 KB,600x800,3:4,__ushio_kantai_collection_….jpg)

>>408463

shorts are lame wear pajama pants

that sounds pretty passable and average though so thats ok enough

so you have to work on sleeping and eating

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 No.408466

File: 6ef706f193c0a96⋯.png (542.46 KB,653x1020,653:1020,1432731086430.png)

>>408464

I bought legacy of the wizard last year on accident because I got it mixed up with wizards and warriors. I'll try it some time.

>>408465

But pajamas are too warm during summer.

And eating better is tough because I'm too tired to cook anything besides microwave food.

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 No.408467

File: d2139c0c35bc743⋯.jpg (94.75 KB,1023x682,3:2,__ushio_kantai_collection_….jpg)

>>408466

no way pajamas are for everything

you don't understand the joys of going to the store in pajamas there's this like describable comfiness

do you eat like fruits and vegetables and stuff at least in addition?

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 No.408468

File: d70785634bf373d⋯.png (450.9 KB,679x685,679:685,1468954222587.png)

>>408466

imo legacy of the wizards > wizards and warriors I and II. they're both still alright though, just kindof wonky games.

did you ever try anything like sid meier's pirates? or TBS games like RotK? or maze crawlers like swords and serpents or AD&D: PoR? those were always my favorite NES games.

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 No.408469

File: 32b32477b0dff27⋯.png (239.2 KB,534x900,89:150,__ushio_kantai_collection_….png)

>>408467

the squiggly red line changed my word into a different one, I meant indescribable

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 No.408470

File: e563df24e5a59f1⋯.jpg (390.89 KB,789x863,789:863,__yoshikawa_chinatsu_yuru_….jpg)

>>408467

On rare occasion I'll eat fruit if we have it. But I have to be in the right mood.

>>408468

Wizard and warriors would be ball bustingly difficult if you didn't have infinite respawns in the same spot you died.

Nope none. Strategy games on NES seem eeeehhhh

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 No.408471

File: e8b16d5f78521a3⋯.jpg (176.58 KB,600x768,25:32,__ushio_kantai_collection_….jpg)

>>408470

get lots of fruit, its super good

peaches and strawberries and watermelon are pretty good right now, I think mangos maybe too

good peaches are the best

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 No.408472

File: b208106132ec965⋯.jpg (821.15 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1469226664344.jpg)

>>408470

yeah it would seem that way but I've probably played Nobunaga's Ambition II for more hours than any NES game. I like autism simulators though and that game's definitely autistic. conquering japan through menus and hexagon maps.

anyways kyoko abandoned me so I'm turning my back on the internet, good luck out there

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 No.408473

File: 928461281f25b6b⋯.jpg (232.79 KB,745x815,149:163,__akaza_akari_funami_yui_t….jpg)

>>408471

Not big on sweet things.

>>408472

Planned on staying up talking to him all night but now don't know what to do.

See you space senti

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 No.408474

File: 8b23391eca42c62⋯.png (498.47 KB,714x1000,357:500,__ushio_kantai_collection_….png)

>>408473

take it back sweet things are the best

what now everyone left

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 No.408475

File: 344b227bdd09268⋯.jpeg (33.61 KB,510x520,51:52,344b227bdd092680d9895370f….jpeg)

>>408474

what you up to?

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 No.408476

File: fddb34a2dd8ded6⋯.png (272.76 KB,565x800,113:160,__ushio_kantai_collection_….png)

>>408475

watchin stupid youtube stuff and talkin here

I was gonna read more of a visual novel tonight but its getting late so I'll probably just wait until tomorrow

what about you?

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 No.408477

File: 527178434958c32⋯.jpg (538.1 KB,839x821,839:821,__yoshikawa_chinatsu_yuru_….jpg)

>>408474

I prefer salty things

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 No.408478

File: 935a43b45ceec2d⋯.png (130.82 KB,500x500,1:1,tumblr_obse9eL6pp1t61dyuo1….png)

>>408476

what you watching?

i'm just playing the last of us and streaming it for my gf

probably head to bed in an hour or so

what VNs you been playing?

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 No.408479

File: 54f5fb18f3d2b72⋯.jpg (1.55 MB,2894x4092,1447:2046,__ushio_kantai_collection_….jpg)

>>408477

gimmie an example!

>>408478

mmm, all the weird stuff on that jake paul guy that's being posted around

that sounds comfy, I love streaming for people and I imagine its even more fun with your gf

umineko, its kinetic so there's no choices but its really interesting and the characters are really well done

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 No.408480

File: c623f03d55611eb⋯.jpg (86.11 KB,450x830,45:83,__yoshikawa_chinatsu_yuru_….jpg)

>>408479

Meat! And chips! and ramen!

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 No.408481

File: 8754d694c18b976⋯.png (1018.42 KB,800x1138,400:569,__ushio_kantai_collection_….png)

>>408480

ramen is good

what about spicy things? do you like those? and watcha doin now?

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 No.408482

File: 9e445f8da008fa1⋯.png (486.95 KB,1044x896,261:224,tumblr_obw3vwx3VP1ul1udao1….png)

>>408479

jake paul guy?

sorry, i'm not up to date iwth a lot of stuff

yeah, i hate watching streams (probably my ADHD), but streaming and having people comment on you is pretty fun

i played some kinetic novel about fox girls once

was fun, but… yeah, kinda generic

only VNs i have right now are two otome games i got off PS+ for vita

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 No.408483

File: 489bfd7a0ae06d9⋯.jpg (337.94 KB,1536x2048,3:4,KuVfCb0.jpg)

>>408481

I used to eat a lot of spicy food when I smoked but don't have the taste for it now.

Nothing really. I'm super sleepy but if I go to bed now I'll wake up at like 6am and I don't start work til noon so that would suck.

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 No.408484

File: b28437d0c2b56fb⋯.png (1.27 MB,800x1131,800:1131,__ushio_kantai_collection_….png)

>>408482

he's some vlogger guy who is acting really stupid and setting fires in empty pools and using his fans as like an army, its really weird but interesting to learn about how stupid people are

I hate watching people play games, I never understood like people who watch that stuff on youtube

if I watch a stream I usually just listen to the persons voice while doing other things

have you tried them? I've never played an otome game, I feel like it would make me uncomfortable because I like guys and would actually get more into it.

>>408483

aw that's sad, I love spicy things specially like indian curry or wings

can you not keep sleeping anyway? I put underwear over my alarm clock during the day so I cant see the time, and sometimes I put a blanket over my window so the light doesnt shine in

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 No.408485

>>408484

>setting fires in empty pools

literally why

sounds like any other idiot though

i can't stand watching things in general, though i do get into anime and movies now and then, for short periods

i've tried one, the protagonist is a super lewd girl and all the guys are pretty and stuff and it's all super nice

>tfw irl boys aren't like otome boys

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 No.408486

File: 87070363bf6b8f5⋯.jpg (130.45 KB,500x700,5:7,__ushio_kantai_collection_….jpg)

>>408485

yeah its super retarded he's blowing up for all the wrong reasons, he's gonna get in trouble though

why aren't real boys like otome boys?

because of looks? or because of personalities?

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 No.408487

File: 6c4f81835868971⋯.jpg (105.55 KB,474x750,79:125,tumblr_o8mg9uPhTd1u0byvno1….jpg)

>>408486

i mean, they're other people's pools, right?

but it's amazing what people can be herded into doing

looks and personality!

they're all super gentle and appearance wise they're really effeminate

not many guys irl can compare

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 No.408488

File: b230fa5058df79c⋯.jpg (97.27 KB,600x800,3:4,__ushio_kantai_collection_….jpg)

>>408487

its his own pool I think its more he's being a danger to like his neighbors and the property and everything since its in LA and tiny spaces

hmmm, they can probably get pretty close but its certainly not like every single one like in those games

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 No.408489

File: 4778f30bdd4fc6b⋯.png (339.33 KB,1004x796,251:199,alani_by_aecasia-db18wxk.png)

>>408488

oh, geez, why the fuck would he do that

but yeah, i could see him getting arrested for public disturbances

irl femboys can be pretty cute, feminine guys are really hard to find though

especially ones who stay feminine

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 No.408490

>>408479

Ohhh stream for me pls! :O

Can you stream Kindred Spirits on the Roof or Starlight Vega?

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 No.408491

File: 2a6729027b03140⋯.jpg (24.29 KB,305x305,1:1,NIEmMeuE.jpg)

>>408490

BUT I'M STREAMING FOR YOU :(

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 No.408492

>>408491

But you're going to bed soon, right? :O

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 No.408493

File: b6c41b614e50bd9⋯.png (99.78 KB,658x1214,329:607,alani_by_konnuu-da655xn.png)

>>408492

maybe

idk i was supposed to do writing today

i might stay up >_<

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 No.408494

File: 94722be3d87278b⋯.png (1001.4 KB,1080x1920,9:16,__ushio_kantai_collection_….png)

>>408489

he's way too full of himself yeah

yeah age is horrible for everyone

I wish everyone stayed young, but at least getting old naturally makes you humble because you have to focus on something other than looks

>>408490

are those visual novels? what's the appeal of watching someone stream a visual novel rather than playing yourself?

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 No.408495

>>408493

Oh okay :O

Ugh I need to exercise again today :(

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 No.408496

File: e54ef7a83c3b96c⋯.png (219.95 KB,799x666,799:666,kyokostalking2.png)

Are you still around, Chaina?

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 No.408497

>>408494

Yeah they are and I already played them myself, but I want other people to play them too and talk with me about it >.<

But yeah it would make more sense to stream something else.

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 No.408498

File: 682bb5dc07599f5⋯.gif (71.52 KB,500x606,250:303,tumblr_o5wtkxJGcI1ul1udao1….gif)

>>408494

a lotta people with fame are

wouldn't you be?

:(

but i want to be young and beautiful forever

god knows i missed the female prime

>>408495

ily qt

maybe you can exercise while i write or something, idk

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 No.408499

File: b2025218311ff64⋯.jpg (466.77 KB,740x1200,37:60,__ushio_kantai_collection_….jpg)

>>408497

oooh I see, thats been what I like about umineko, getting to talk to my friend who gets all excited about it with me

maybe I'll look into them

>>408498

nono but hes an obnoxious retard

I would be too but not to that degree

the good thing is, outside of like ourselves nobody else cares much about appearances

so its really only you who's fretting about it probably, everyone else worries about themselves too

so you're gonna be fine and you'll still be pretty for a while, and even into old age you wont magically become ugly, just look old

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 No.408500

>>408499

Higurashi is brutal and scary though, right? :(

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 No.408501

File: fd08b5b09380ab7⋯.jpg (45.06 KB,320x527,320:527,574d640bdcaf69360e67024a_5….jpg)

>>408499

oh, yeah, fair enough

idk, i tend to get into arguments a lot, so i'd probably be pretty spergy

true, probably, idk

i'll probably be completely passable next year or the year after, so idk, 20/21 isn't too old

if you're attractive people tend to look at you differently though

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 No.408502

File: 6faae0232f2bdbd⋯.jpg (899.67 KB,1003x1417,1003:1417,__ushio_kantai_collection_….jpg)

>>408500

higurashi is pretty brutal, umineko isn't scary so much as disturbing and really sad

they don't show you the gore though, they just describe it over an image of blood

it still makes me cry though cuz the characters are well done

>>408501

this guy is on another level, I doubt anyone else could be this bad

you can be attractive and old though, and you're making progress to what you want, and that's the best you can do I think. at least you wont age like a man

most people are forgiving of appearances if you're kind I think

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 No.408503

>>408502

Aww :(

Nothing for me to watch >.<

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 No.408504

>>408502

hopefully not, yeah

i won't really mind as long as i turn out okay, which is very much probably

gotta work on being more sociable though

you still playing your VN?

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 No.408505

File: d47ee9a3fe6d68e⋯.jpg (315.5 KB,700x495,140:99,__ushio_kantai_collection_….jpg)

>>408504

yeah socializing is hard stuff

just watchin videos, probably gonna sleep in a few minutes

its good to get to talk to you, I don't think we've ever said much

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 No.408506

File: 344b227bdd09268⋯.jpeg (33.61 KB,510x520,51:52,344b227bdd092680d9895370f….jpeg)

>>408505

yeah, we never really talked much

nini brat

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 No.408508

File: 37ab03920dbb066⋯.png (716.52 KB,722x720,361:360,1500257727620.png)

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