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 No.406493 [View All]

Sumi is cute edition!

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 No.406759

File: 5fc18465415a368⋯.png (158.71 KB,500x300,5:3,IMG_866.png)

>The csgo people are out! It's our time!

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 No.406760

File: 509cfe20c6d2eba⋯.png (5.9 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-12 11-2….png)

>CS GO

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 No.406761

File: d7a39eba2d4966f⋯.jpg (101.12 KB,900x1200,3:4,OvBsQoF.jpg)

>>406757

Umh!

It's now or never!

>>406758

Nerd weebs,

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 No.406762

File: d8fe1ad459edc36⋯.jpg (13.92 KB,146x225,146:225,hey you.jpg)

>>406759

Hello lewdie. How's it going?

>>406761

Better now than never!

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 No.406763

File: 3abafc501873444⋯.png (469.46 KB,511x893,511:893,slide1.png)

>>406762

We ain't gonna live for ever!

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 No.406764

File: ec7411aa2bc6ffe⋯.png (4.21 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-16 22-5….png)

>>406761

A COOL NERD WEEB

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 No.406765

File: 969dfb5f3461204⋯.jpg (100.1 KB,1067x600,1067:600,f_clinton_pokemon_160714__….jpg)

>I'm trying to figure out how to have them CS GO to the polls!

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 No.406766

>>406764

stop being gay

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 No.406767

>>406763

Especially not if one of those animus with guns come alive and come for us!

>>406765

Hello.

>filename

Pokemon?

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 No.406768

File: 0fad1cf234e21fb⋯.png (336.28 KB,530x530,1:1,sk1426890959497.png)

>>406767

Oh come on! You must've seen that incredibly cringy line:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwaiyjh1dGk

My entire stupid joke hinged on that!

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 No.406769

File: c90e3725edde772⋯.jpg (788.73 KB,2393x3397,2393:3397,yh4x.jpg)

>>406765

Bernie still has a chance!!!

>>406764

really "cool"

>>406767

I just want to live while I'm alive !

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 No.406770

File: cb9926c0ef3b4ed⋯.jpg (24.64 KB,183x219,61:73,missed.jpg)

>>406768

Oh! I don't think I have. And I don't go to any, but two or three times a week, we have Poles come to us at work, does that count?

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 No.406771

File: b2b45d3aa48bdf6⋯.jpg (106.91 KB,468x468,1:1,sk1426890960071.jpg)

>>406769

Bernie will be 800 years old by the next election! The new Cool Guy is Jezza! In the UK, though.

>>406770

Huh, I expected you to have more experience with coming poles. Sometimes, grammar has to be stretched a bit to work in dick jokes.

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 No.406772

File: 3416952f3ee2be3⋯.jpg (19.33 KB,206x226,103:113,ScreenHunter_187 Mar. 27 1….jpg)

how to stay awake when im sleepy in the middle of the day?

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 No.406773

>>406772

Coffee

o

f

f

e

e

Or going outside for a bit and getting some sunlight, which'll help but is more of a hassle!

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 No.406774

File: a1f9dd2026f19fd⋯.jpg (54.5 KB,550x872,275:436,yg3d.jpg)

>>406771

you will be like 800 years old tomorrow!

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 No.406775

>>406769

Good thinking. Living while dead is an awful bother I bet.

>>406771

Aha, I guess I don't blame you, but it's true, only truck drivers twice a week! No more experience beyoned that. Stretched a little bit, but not beyond reason.

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 No.406776

File: e3165861e2c37df⋯.jpg (90.02 KB,936x585,8:5,feHvtgc.jpg)

>>406775

My heart is like an open highway

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 No.406777

File: 439df61a2768496⋯.jpg (20.44 KB,246x198,41:33,ScreenHunter_168 Mar. 27 1….jpg)

>>406773

coffee is pretty bad and yeah the whole going outside thing is pertty meh

i already took 2 cold showers today to stay up

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 No.406778

File: 1f153d8fc4962ae⋯.jpg (18.82 KB,185x218,185:218,anchovies.jpg)

>>406776

Um. Something something song reference.

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 No.406779

File: fdb884acb195503⋯.png (644.13 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959790.png)

>>406774

>ageshaming

When I become a mod, things'll be different around here!! Everyone will be forced to bully the youngest posters, and respect their elders!!!

>>406775

>having truck drivers coming twice a week

Jelly. Not so much that it hurts, at least.

>>406777

This is why everyone should have caffeine pills!

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 No.406780

File: b3e84c9db245abe⋯.png (5.44 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-01 19-5….png)

>>406776

PROFOUNDLY GAY

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 No.406781

File: 5e1e967c9796ff4⋯.jpg (23.83 KB,218x300,109:150,ScreenHunter_150 Mar. 27 1….jpg)

>>406779

we just need to learn the secret to not sleeping

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 No.406782

so is /lewd/ alive again

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 No.406783

File: b7a4127316af4dd⋯.jpg (230.9 KB,800x678,400:339,4KwVz96.jpg)

>>406782

i guess

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 No.406784

File: 431af60d537a218⋯.png (936.57 KB,992x1418,496:709,ccxzg34mac6z.png)

>>406778

Finally!

Anyhow how be rumor?

>>406780

It's not gay when it's two girls

>>406779

Luckily I'm ancient enough to be one of the elders. ;-;

>>406782

Just look at how many replies I have in one post!

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 No.406785

File: 3a2dd1b28f8ec77⋯.png (224.06 KB,500x500,1:1,sk1426890959712.png)

>>406781

Well, the "secret" is to sit up straight, and not go lie down on the couch or something. But lying down on the couch when you're sleepy is so comfy, though…

>>406782

Sssh, if you think about it it'll stop working. Like walking off a cliff and then looking down.

>>406784

I'm still older than you! Which explains why I constantly and viciously bully you.

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 No.406786

File: bdcd03743e33fcf⋯.jpg (30.87 KB,184x220,46:55,all better.jpg)

>>406779

>When I become a mod, things'll be different around here!! Everyone will be forced to bully the youngest posters, and respect their elders!!!

That's the spirit!

You are? o: Of course. Grammars are people too.

>>406784

Jeez >.<

Rumour has it it's a cool evening and I am enjoying a bigass mug of tea. So I think it be okay! How about you?

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 No.406787

File: 1cdcd7ef8a2de33⋯.jpg (75.63 KB,680x960,17:24,19554123_1306670036118442_….jpg)

>>406784

well depends

also my mod account still works

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 No.406788

File: a32f1ee2c9c8623⋯.png (912.75 KB,1050x1400,3:4,u83s.png)

>>406785

Such a vicious bearded Norwegian alcoholic!

>>406787

Yuri is slutty!

don't go nuts now

>>406786

Oh, how big mug of tea? Also sounds really really comfy. Ahh…

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 No.406789

File: b0ef6ea5b5b1036⋯.jpg (132.52 KB,1280x1293,1280:1293,18319177_1056473457830021_….jpg)

>>406788

PENIS YURI is better

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 No.406790

File: dd7f4b6f87376d0⋯.jpg (30.99 KB,237x224,237:224,good reason.jpg)

>Frenchie got scared

>>406788

Like 400ml methinks! That's mighty big, yeah?

>>406789

↑!

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 No.406791

File: 63bfde5bff4be79⋯.jpg (84.77 KB,674x943,674:943,19665347_1310878889030890_….jpg)

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 No.406792

File: 13d35b2858d937d⋯.png (780.63 KB,1134x1584,63:88,bPfja3n.png)

>>406789

well yeah….

>>406790

I miss frenchie already. Didn't even get a chance to do anything but bully his csgo.

yeah 400ml is crazy big for tea!

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 No.406793

File: 24033378a32b2ba⋯.png (180.5 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959811.png)

>>406786

>

And no, I'm not really jelly! I think master would kinda disapprove of me having poles come to me all the time.

>>406788

I am not an alcoholic! Not any more, anyway! I've downgraded from "basically alcoholic" to "guy with an alcohol problem"! And it's not like you mind my bullying anyway.

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 No.406794

File: 3f5e92b42efce38⋯.jpg (15.75 KB,181x213,181:213,most satisfactory.jpg)

>>406792

I know right? x:

Wanna hear something crazier? I'll have another one after this!

>>406791

>

>>406793

I figured he would! I just thought you might have thought to keep this our little secret! They're coming to the company though, not me personally! Although they do get to give me a ride in their big strong trucks!

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 No.406795

File: 6522dc30421fadb⋯.jpg (80.01 KB,749x1200,749:1200,u92j.jpg)

>>406793

You're hurting me severely with every word you say. Every morning is a fight to get out of bed because your words echo around in my head. Sometimes I don't even see the point of getting up because of the words you've said. lol jk!

It's no fun if i admit not minding something!

I think the downgrade was good. How was the big 2L beer by the way? Oh and how's the work going?

>>406794

He'll be back… I hope.

That's too much caffeine! You'll explode!

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 No.406796

File: 20a3dfe691c81f6⋯.jpg (28.81 KB,194x228,97:114,tripping balls 01.jpg)

>>406795

We will pray every day till the day of his return comes! What if it's a she? x:

But it's delicious. I'll take the shot!

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 No.406797

File: ad6d901a0484cc6⋯.png (644.11 KB,824x1181,824:1181,i05e6mwxfhrx.png)

>>406796

Everyone here is a girlin a way

now you've made me want tea!

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 No.406798

File: e59a317caea2cd9⋯.png (42.22 KB,355x355,1:1,sk1426890959871.png)

>>406794

Look, I'm using "pole" as in "long piece of wood", "rod"! As in meat pillars! And man-staffs don't have trucks!

>>406795

>Sometimes I see my point get up because of the words you've said

Fixed.

The 2L beer was actually fantastic! They've got two more kinds there, though, so I'll be trying another one on Friday, and I get a ~10 euro discount 'cause I'll be reusing the giant bottle I got! Oh, and work is going p good! Way more normal now that the ancient storage manager is back. Our jobs don't actually overlap, but he knows everything about my job too, so I just ask him if I'm unsure about stuff!

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 No.406799

File: ea5ec6feaa5f0e3⋯.jpg (98.28 KB,840x960,7:8,u98y.jpg)

>>406798

How wholesome of you!

It was a joke though seriously, you haven't traumatized me yet.

Ahhh I want the 2 liter beer now! Though I'm not too into fancy beers. THEY REFILL THE BOTTLE!? That's cool af!

You had me a bit worried when I read about you not knowing about some things that you were apparently supposed to do! I'm glad that's sorted now though (hopefully)

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 No.406800

File: dee78831ae3610e⋯.jpg (21.65 KB,188x217,188:217,déjà vu 01.jpg)

>>406797

I'm not a girl in any way!… …am I? o:

Go git some then, mhm!

>>406798

Fair enough! But if Poles, truck drivers, were coming to your place, that would also mean there would be poles coming to your place, so the meaning works either way!

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 No.406801

File: 21f444842a7a9d8⋯.png (502.18 KB,700x1013,700:1013,uay6.png)

>>406800

The "am I?" implies a lot around these parts!

it'll be too much work…

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 No.406802

File: ed0d342d56331ac⋯.jpg (21.86 KB,195x226,195:226,frustrating.jpg)

>>406801

Oh, w-wow. What does it mean around these parts, uncle Venla?

You go do it this instant, mister, don't be lazy!

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 No.406803

File: 4eb26cd213a916c⋯.jpg (259.88 KB,830x830,1:1,sk1426890960228.jpg)

>>406799

Yeah, I'm very family-friendly.

I know, don't worry!

They refill it, that's part of the gimmick! It's a generic giant bottle, and they have a magical vacuum filling station thing. Even with the discount it's not exactly cheap, but it's cheaper than buying four individual bottles of the same!

WEEELL, I still don't know everything, not at all! But I'll live!

>>406800

I guessss. But I insist on penises not having trucks!

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 No.406804

File: 7677e596048fc93⋯.png (942 KB,711x1200,237:400,57663065_p0.png)

>>406802

This place has a history…

But I need to take a pot, the boil water in it, put tea in, the filter tea leaves, then enjoy drink and then clean out the pot…

>>406803

Very, especially with your vocaroos. Family friendly stuff.

Good! I do worry!

Ohhh I really love that gimmick! Don't you guys have alcohol monopoly too though? So do they refill it at the shop or…?

Stress levels calming down

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 No.406805

File: 8ce866d1a6029c0⋯.jpg (8.92 KB,109x109,1:1,everybody 02.jpg)

>>406803

So do I, it's a deal then.

>>406804

Every place does!

Huh, don't have ordinary kettle and bagged tea? x:

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 No.406806

File: e232fa33a6d8c37⋯.png (310.88 KB,552x552,1:1,sk1426890959628.png)

>>406804

… I'll kill you.

Oh, basically any shop can sell beer! As long as it's not more than 4.7% ABV. But with craft beer getting more popular, people are pushing to raise that limit, so we'll see!

Good!

>>406805

BEEP BEEP HERE COMES THE PENIS TRUCK

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 No.406808

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 No.406809

File: dc2664f7c3ec3df⋯.jpg (205.21 KB,923x1200,923:1200,19942662_1447755128675460_….jpg)

>>406806

no killing the finn

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