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File: aabe568bfa4b122⋯.jpg (697 KB,720x1018,360:509,1491395662482.jpg)

 No.405418 [View All]

Something something edition

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 No.405693

Sore feet

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 No.405694

File: d6e9789a56b3ba0⋯.png (1.74 MB,1435x1080,287:216,857.png)

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 No.405695

File: 95bd00c497efacc⋯.mp4 (1.79 MB,1280x720,16:9,ludenap.mp4)

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 No.405696

File: 41c3bd5d4c94825⋯.jpg (45.33 KB,333x333,1:1,sk1426890959415.jpg)

>just posting images with no text

Nice job, people, you're master communicators.

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 No.405697

File: cb8ff80cee24cc0⋯.png (2.29 MB,1434x1079,1434:1079,7645.png)

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 No.405698

File: 293c384a08c1141⋯.jpg (1.46 MB,1200x1573,1200:1573,sk1426890960238.jpg)

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 No.405699

File: 3ea8c35f3d1cf1b⋯.jpg (463.36 KB,924x1000,231:250,yeu6.jpg)

>>405696

Stop judging us

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 No.405700

File: 83b982ad3f7cab7⋯.jpg (259.81 KB,537x759,179:253,sk1426890960216.jpg)

>>405699

I'll keep judging you both forever! If you wanna start a conversation, at least say something!

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 No.405701

File: 455d184bf49d6d7⋯.png (2.77 MB,1439x1078,1439:1078,65.png)

>>405698

is it true that scandinavians mostly read books in english?

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 No.405702

File: 72d59cc73349b3a⋯.jpg (74.48 KB,673x1152,673:1152,__ayanami_rei_neon_genesis….jpg)

>>405700

Senti is scary. I've never talked to them.

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 No.405703

File: 87cc1ef0c3f84c7⋯.png (1.17 MB,1000x1000,1:1,sk1426890960000.png)

>>405701

Basically every Norwegian can, but I don't think most do, no. People who're into a particular author might want to read his in English, if that's the original language, and fantasy/sci-fi fans generally read in English. Why?

>>405702

Senti isn't scary! He's just Amerikan! Though that's essentially the same thing.

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 No.405704

File: 450e0dfd851ad05⋯.jpg (421.26 KB,1191x1684,1191:1684,__original_drawn_by_pip_re….jpg)

>>405703

Maybe. I suppose.

I had a beer on a boat pub today. Paid 6,40e for it. Also had free vegan sausage.

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 No.405705

File: 1c0b5c9c2a1d5ea⋯.jpg (385.23 KB,850x1258,25:37,sk1426890959952.jpg)

>>405704

That's a pretty normal price here! And why'd you go for vegan sausage, though? Uh, unless you are a vegan, which you might be for all I know.

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 No.405706

File: f96e675c4c5a40c⋯.jpg (539.24 KB,1632x1224,4:3,IMG_20170709_160216.jpg)

>>405705

The price is pretty average, cheaper than I'd expect from a boat pub in the capital. Not really vegan, but I kind of try to only eat vegan things.

I'm guessing they weren't very popular since they were giving out packages of them afterwards.

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 No.405707

File: 77596ed016d6499⋯.png (462.75 KB,422x593,422:593,365.png)

>>405703

just something I heard based on northern european publishing contracts. maybe it's more of a dutch thing. I always imagine the germanosphere to be a bunch of little scholars reading stuff in four languages.

>>405702

*hisses*

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 No.405708

File: 8a12a7ac8569658⋯.jpg (84.99 KB,672x950,336:475,xyyd.jpg)

>>405707

Hello to you too…

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 No.405709

File: 8846a4b932995f4⋯.jpg (245.08 KB,400x663,400:663,sk1426890960094.jpg)

>>405706

Pub prices of alcohol might not be too different, then! A .5 litre of beer in this city varies between ~6.2e to ~9.4e. And I guess there's no point in eating a ton of meat just for the sake of it!

kek, well, veganism isn't exactly seen as cool!

>>405707

Most people here only know two languages well! Their native language and English. I mean, I got the equivalent of an A+ in Spanish, which sounds great, but no way could I even hold a simple conversation without constantly looking up words and stumbling over grammar. Trilingualism is a meme! (Unless you actually study/use it outside of school, too.)

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 No.405710

File: e8ef195ba083b90⋯.jpg (736.33 KB,1000x1305,200:261,y9az.jpg)

>>405709

Oh wow, they really are very similar. At least in the capital. Weird. Does that mean that pub beer is cheap and worth it? Because here it's a bit ehh…

Honestly vegan things just need more preparation unless you want to be lazy, but lazy grows old real quick. Yeah the person grilling them was rather confused when I said I want the vegan one. I also did other touristy things!

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 No.405711

File: 5253ad666fb17a7⋯.png (301.86 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890960142.png)

>>405710

Not really worth it, since if you buy just standard normie beer in a store that'll cost you about 3.2e! But that's fairly low-quality stuff too, though.

III wasn't aware that you were even away from the place you live! What'd you do, then?

Also, just glanced out the window, and saw my neighbour in just his boxers sitting with his laptop, and I think we made eye contact. rip me

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 No.405712

File: 533c65cf11191e1⋯.png (399.24 KB,700x960,35:48,xy86.png)

>>405711

Stupid prices.

The free sausage event! I did mention it right? But there was so much line that I just went walking around the touristy spots and took touristy pics. Was really nice and fun honestly. Would have been more fun if I could have held someones hand and be cute;-;

kek. I don't think there's any way to recover from this, but trust me, he feels more awkward about it probably. Or happy that a young boi is secretly spying on him.

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 No.405713

stupid discord

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 No.405714

File: ddf0d94a562b266⋯.jpg (48.29 KB,400x400,1:1,sk1426890960103.jpg)

>>405712

Which is why I want to buy a growler! Since that's decently cheap for really good beer.

You mentioned the event, but I just assumed it was roughly the same place as wherever you live! You could just hold your own hand and be cute!

Well, he has a wife and like four kids, I somehow don't think he appreciates a boii seemingly staring at him! Though he hopefully understood that it was just a random glance.

>>405713

Hm?

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 No.405715

File: 8a6ccae98491768⋯.jpg (297.03 KB,1062x1500,177:250,xy7x.jpg)

>>405714

Also it's a pretty cool bottle!

Well like 20min train ride to Helsinki. I'll do that next time. Thanks for the tip.

He's just thinking how he could get the next door neighbor if he wanted, probably going to tell his wife that too. They'll giggle the next time they see you out. Perv

It's down.

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 No.405716

File: 759d335e8e21649⋯.png (1.89 MB,1439x1079,1439:1079,645.png)

do people watch seasonal here?

>>405708

*spits*

>>405709

I took a few years of nip and can barely string together a sentence. seems weird learning spanish so far from mexico.

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 No.405717

File: 3098491fa54d61e⋯.jpg (79.76 KB,500x603,500:603,1a66ac380633d584395a63b501….jpg)

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 No.405718

so rude

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 No.405719

File: ae9023e1d3ab368⋯.jpg (25.27 KB,200x350,4:7,sk1426890960116.jpg)

>>405715

Super cool! I can put a candle in it or something.

You're welcome!

I am not a perv, you dork! He's like 50 and balding and looks angry all the time, not exactly my type.

Oh! I just use Discord to talk to master on voice, so I don't really notice unless it happens then.

>>405716

Yeeeah, it generally just ends with people kinda knowing the grammar, and being able to say "my name is John and I am 20 years old". And I just picked Spanish since it was easier than French and German! Plus Spanish lit is neat, buuut no way am I able to read Spanish lit.

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 No.405720

>>405719

Alcoholic candles.

No problem.

Not your type yet

it's basically my only social thing I do. Well other than /lewd/ but active hours happen super late

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 No.405721

File: c07ab8ccf4a0fd8⋯.png (1.64 MB,1433x1079,1433:1079,6752.png)

>>405718

>>405717

nyaasu~

>>405719

even though spanish is possibly the most spoken first language on the planet it has one of the smallest translation markets in american english literature, the reason being nobody fkken reads in south and central america. pretty tragic. compared to germany which has like 25% the number of speakers and 1000% the market.

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 No.405722

File: 701c2d9d2fd3698⋯.jpg (5.05 MB,4416x3312,4:3,Isa 10.11.24-09.jpg)

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 No.405723

File: cac75312e70ce99⋯.jpg (141.92 KB,700x1090,70:109,sk1426890960046.jpg)

>>405720

Alcohol-liker candles. I already have a candle in an old absinthe bottle, after all!

Well, hopefully I'll like 50 year old people once I'm 50 myself, otherwise that'll be a bit of a problem!

Ack! Why not use Steam instead, though?

>>405721

Weeell, I don't really care about that though! If a book was originally written in Spanish I'll want to try to read it in Spanish, but if not then I'll just read it in English or Norwegian, depending on what the original language was!

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 No.405724

>>405723

Tbh I have like 5 wine bottles I want to set up as decoration.

>living until 50

ha

It's just better, chat logs and image embedding for example.

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 No.405725

File: e99d3536796c840⋯.png (1.91 MB,814x1076,407:538,65354.png)

>>405723

I haven't read a book in like three or four years in any language t b h. I've got infinite jest sitting on my desk and I love every chapter I read from it but I'm reading like a chapter every 3-4 months. I could see myself going the rest of my life never reading fiction again and it doesn't make me feel sad for some reason.

I want to put my penis way up konata's clunge and hear her make that grunty quack noise

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 No.405726

File: 03736109ba2852b⋯.png (124.28 KB,322x322,1:1,sk1426890960015.png)

>>405724

See! Alcohol is #aesthetic

We will all live till we're at least 70!!

Well, I guess, but you should have those people on Steam too, at least, so you have that as a backup!

>>405725

Jeeeez. I loved Infinite Jest myself (though not quite as much as The Pale King), but reading three–four chapters a year is a bit too slow! You could even listen to audiobooks when walking places, like I do!

WAY TOO FUCKING LEWD

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 No.405727

File: 29eab791ce7965e⋯.jpg (391.59 KB,726x1000,363:500,1465441647740.jpg)

>>405726

It is tbh

Tbh there's some fuckery going on with me thinking death and funerals all the time now.

I do, but I'd have to open steam………….

anyhow time to go see nightmares featuring senti. I promise I'll ask what you did tomorrow since today was very me me me, though idk if everytime is me me me. this is all about me me me… anyways point being zzz sorry for not asking about your day

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 No.405728

File: 581dcb2cadcd446⋯.jpg (174.27 KB,600x398,300:199,sk1426890960200.jpg)

>>405727

I don't mind, I drank way too much yesterday and got up at like 2pm today, so I did nothing. But yeah, I'll be heading to bed too. Goodnight!

And goodnight, Senti!

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 No.405729

File: 25818e08868fdb4⋯.png (1.76 MB,1413x1078,1413:1078,864.png)

>>405726

I will live into the four digits. you laugh now but wait until "SENTI" is written on the moon, visible from the naked eye.

I try to listen to audiobooks but my thoughts get in the way of my concentration. same problem with reading fiction. it's not even like vice distraction thoughts, I just read someone mention an island and then I start thinking about the islands formation and whether it's eroded crust or an igneous formation and then I start thinking about andesite -> dacite metamorphosis and then dacite statuary being utilized as spolia for some hypothetical cathedral. my brain is broken.

I read that in konata's voice

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 No.405730

File: 79e431fcd948c70⋯.png (2.89 MB,1427x1080,1427:1080,8736536.png)

>>405728

goodnaito! nap4me2

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 No.405731

File: 8fbdd0950618234⋯.jpg (79.16 KB,640x360,16:9,K (115).jpg)

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 No.405732

File: 1e6b2437127d1a2⋯.jpg (122.85 KB,560x510,56:51,sk1426890960053.jpg)

>>405731

>popping up right when everyone went to sleep

rip you

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 No.405733

File: 2ff8135be4e07a1⋯.jpg (30.92 KB,240x218,120:109,52.jpg)

>>405732

Woke up late again. Had to cut some chicken and use the rest of this ground beef I bought before it went bad.

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 No.405734

File: da3bd1b06c29bf9⋯.jpg (224.7 KB,600x485,120:97,sk1426890960257.jpg)

>>405733

Well, now I've brushed my teeth and everything, and work starts in 6 hours and 20 minutes! So goodnight! And I hope you don't get sick from maybe-bad food!

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 No.405735

>>405734

Sleep well.

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 No.405736

File: 6d4b720463968b0⋯.swf (3.69 MB,1425147797497.swf)

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 No.405737

File: 00410b36aecf4d4⋯.png (328.33 KB,630x480,21:16,G4.png)

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 No.405738

>>405737

bit

more like

butt!!

lmao get rekt kiddo

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 No.405741

File: 9109c7a2aedaae8⋯.gif (1.21 MB,400x225,16:9,op1.gif)

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 No.406347

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