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File: 95b9009b7ecccae⋯.jpg (133.37 KB,800x1250,16:25,43419291_p0.jpg)

 No.403834 [View All]

Shouldn't make these threads when gloomy edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFyo02cPJmw

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 No.404105

File: bce756121bf9f02⋯.jpg (244.67 KB,600x1200,1:2,bce756121bf9f0251c609f613d….jpg)

>>404104

Yeah, I suppose so. Hmm…

Mhmm. This guy I had …still have a crush on dreams of a fit waifu with big boobs whom he could exercise with daily.

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 No.404106

File: eecfcdec7243c4f⋯.png (2.78 MB,1960x2800,7:10,57544164_p0.png)

>>404105

Hey that's my dream! Won't happen but doesn't hurt dream

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 No.404107

File: a6764f4d6995d1a⋯.png (665.79 KB,1078x1920,539:960,a6764f4d6995d1a68d3968b212….png)

>>404106

>Won't happen

Mhm, his thoughts too.

Also is that a boat? Shimakaze, hmm?

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 No.404108

File: 9b96d81e0756bfa⋯.png (869.63 KB,634x1026,317:513,1492077151915.png)

boobies are nice

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 No.404109

File: 327448875919c76⋯.jpg (423.67 KB,620x1748,155:437,327448875919c76ef15f866a83….jpg)

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 No.404110

File: 1385e70de313299⋯.jpg (68.29 KB,554x784,277:392,1491846365206.jpg)

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 No.404111

File: b7b26e04c65bdde⋯.jpg (153.2 KB,960x1200,4:5,1477363625721.jpg)

>>404107

Cosplay of a boat, were you never into Prison school? That is where the girl is from

>>404108

Boobs for everyone!

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 No.404112

File: 9574770f290cb6c⋯.png (454.8 KB,551x816,551:816,1491847579149.png)

the bigger ans squishier the better

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 No.404113

File: a62ac77195dbe91⋯.png (610.25 KB,1200x800,3:2,278a523ea64dc7be1c97bfc999….png)

>>404111

Nope, never. I see. I first became familiar with rule 63 of that char, I suppose. Only from porn though.

>>404112

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 No.404114

File: 4db00299f390c11⋯.png (925.91 KB,1294x1035,1294:1035,53bd2f8319ee9b02f56638416d….png)

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 No.404115

File: a2369931afaa1a6⋯.jpg (111.2 KB,800x890,80:89,a2369931afaa1a6133b4ac791b….jpg)

>>404114

That does it, give me the (you)s, goddamnit!

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 No.404116

File: 8c4c879d771dd35⋯.jpg (375.74 KB,800x600,4:3,1495385804844.jpg)

i only reply to tentacle big penis or futa posts

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 No.404117

File: 732b4303313f1f8⋯.jpg (117.56 KB,600x849,200:283,1466682926293-4.jpg)

>implying I would fall for that

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 No.404118

File: b1dc1d218f1037f⋯.jpg (211.82 KB,1280x917,1280:917,1495357428475.jpg)

you you youu

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 No.404119

File: 0374a6384925f92⋯.webm (50.72 KB,112x116,28:29,Eliphas - ey bb u want so….webm)

File: dd3b77accfdda58⋯.jpg (215.67 KB,700x955,140:191,(060).jpg)

Thank you bb. Vid related.

So, I suppose that was supposed to be three different things? Ie. tentacles, big penis, or futas, hmm?

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 No.404120

File: 196d04c3cfd86fa⋯.jpg (86.53 KB,955x1112,955:1112,1495444855476.jpg)

post all the pics you got : D

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 No.404121

File: 37c2ae3f594f77e⋯.jpg (130.4 KB,600x600,1:1,(295).jpg)

>not replying to my question

Oh, okay then, I see how it is -.-

That would be waay too much, you silly person. Who are you anyways?

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 No.404122

File: db9a8507311e3b3⋯.jpg (1.24 MB,1020x1200,17:20,1493209693546.jpg)

venlas fan girl i only reply to him tbh

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 No.404123

File: 98a8dbcecea8c34⋯.jpeg (93.17 KB,454x750,227:375,98a8dbcecea8c345c04e066d1….jpeg)

>>404122

>girl

Ew icky.

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 No.404124

File: d04763988ba6156⋯.jpg (157.86 KB,811x1162,811:1162,1495579670481.jpg)

a girl with a penis doe

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 No.404125

File: 944ace862d210a4⋯.png (962.25 KB,1000x1012,250:253,944ace862d210a4d5c4899ff8b….png)

That's better for sure, but still a girl.

Unless you're actually a guy who just likes to call himself a girl.

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 No.404126

File: 4db00299f390c11⋯.png (925.91 KB,1294x1035,1294:1035,53bd2f8319ee9b02f56638416d….png)

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 No.404127

File: 65f671922c64b54⋯.jpg (155.93 KB,760x570,4:3,12345.jpg)

So, how are you doing anon?

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 No.404128

File: 076e570ab0cdb0e⋯.jpg (75.23 KB,667x1000,667:1000,92313.jpg)

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 No.404129

File: 03b71702870e2ff⋯.jpg (154.28 KB,400x660,20:33,sk1426890960246.jpg)

>all these people having shit taste in porn

#kinkshaming

#idontactuallymind

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 No.404130

>>404129

Welp. Sup Skandi? Preparing to go to bed soon?

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 No.404131

File: 79c08d992adac91⋯.jpg (35.16 KB,300x309,100:103,262.jpg)

>>404129

Everything all right?

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 No.404132

File: 717a3ccdd07ed0b⋯.gif (499.23 KB,300x250,6:5,1424550401378.gif)

>>404130

Hiya, Roomy! And no, I'm not! I'll be up for at least one more hour, since master and I are drinking a tiny bit together. Where've you been, then?

>>404131

Yep! If you're referring to my dumb post last night, that was just master and I arguing about something dumb but both of us being way too stubborn to back down.

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 No.404133

File: 54d27fb36fe63e1⋯.jpg (43.3 KB,340x270,34:27,100.jpg)

>>404132

>penises sizes

Come on it can't be that big of a deal. :^)

Well hopefully everything is all right now.

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 No.404134

>>404132

Oh, I see I see o: I'll be heading out in like maaaaybe 30 minutes, probably, totes.

Uhmm, kind of abandoning the board in all honesty? I don't know. Hung around on a discord server a lot which took most of the time which was otherwise devoted to shitposting.

Oh, also idk if I mentioned my month long sick leave. Let me copypaste from above:

>Been two weeks since I returned to work from a long sick leave, whew.

>Foot infection. No clue how it happened to me to be honest, don't remember any open wound nor being bitten by a ferocious wild animal. Yeah I mean, I suppose I will. Though curiously, it's still slightly swollen and more sensitive than it should be.

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 No.404135

File: 47d5a11ccb94558⋯.jpg (297.05 KB,690x680,69:68,sk1426890960223.jpg)

>>404133

Believe me, penis size is no contest. He's even bigger than the dildo I bought to prepare for losing that specific virginity.

It is, really! The dumb story is just that, through some confusion, I thought we were going to talk on voice that night, but he wasn't up tfor it. And then we argued for like an hour about the exact wording that made me think that. Fun stuff!

>>404134

Heading out on a Sunday night?

Oh! Well, abandoning the board is understandable, it's pretty dead here!

>it's still slightly swollen and more sensitive than it should be.

Lewd.

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 No.404136

File: 61a3c0a0cb4ff90⋯.jpg (39.3 KB,280x369,280:369,30.jpg)

>>404135

Not what I meant but wew lad. Now that's something.

Sounds like something drunk people would argue over. Happens. Funny how words work sometimes.

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 No.404137

>>404135

Oh, ehe, no no, I meant heading out into bed, hmm.

It is, but I'm glad you guys are around. I also popped in at /imouto/ and saw a few familiar faces, whew!

The foot, you lewdie dingbat, the foot!

How've things been on your end?

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 No.404138

File: f6c82191fa70c60⋯.png (194.37 KB,344x541,344:541,sk1426890959502.png)

>>404136

It is, and I'm proud by proxy!

Yep! Especially when both of us were in a kind of a bad mood anyway while being drunk. But it worked out! Both of us are clever enough to at least try to end any arguments before going to bed, and we managed that.

>>404137

Oh, kek, that makes more sense.

>/imouto/

ree

Things have been decent! A good chunk of panic since my incredibly messy idiotic private school, that I was using to finish of my missing class from high school, had fucked something up. So after three years of taking Spanish I still haven't officially finished high school! But after research, it turned out that I still qualify for university because [complicated reasons], so it doesn't matter!

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 No.404139

File: 75d7d103f4416a3⋯.webm (747.82 KB,1280x720,16:9,REE.webm)

>>404138

Sure does.

Why ree?

Damn, that sounds rough, but good that it turned out well for you! ^3^

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 No.404140

File: 31fce123319ad31⋯.png (199.03 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959494.png)

>>404139

'Cause /lewd/ites being there is even worse than /lewd/ites going to Discord!

Yep! And I'll be sharing an apartment with a friend during university, even, so it'll be cheap and hopefully fun! Except she has gluten allergy, so I can't use flour (since that gets all up in the air and stuff).

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 No.404141

File: 58d5f93635a97c7⋯.jpg (23.6 KB,300x169,300:169,470.jpg)

>>404138

I'm not proud at all. :^(

You can always go drastic and threaten to kill yourself. That tends to end arguments pretty fast sometimes!

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 No.404142

File: 5a0a152a29d7574⋯.webm (776.34 KB,640x360,16:9,goop.webm)

>>404140

Hmm, did they leave there during the 8chan shutdown?

Woah there brother, careful for it not to be too fun! That's dangerous for your academic success. Well I'm sure I'm not telling you anything new. Oh, damn, what a terrible allergy to have.

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 No.404143

File: c9cbd297b52adfe⋯.png (284.37 KB,470x470,1:1,sk1426890959665.png)

>>404141

Speaking as a fag, I don't think anyone will mind as long as you're at least close to average! If you're not, then uh, RIP.

… Yeeeah, I'll keep that in mind. That sounds like a very reasonable thing to do.

>>404142

Nope! But they left 'cause Discord is quicker, which makes sense! Leaving for another 8ch board is just cucking /lewd/.

She doesn't drink, either! And yeah, it's a super shitty allergy, but I can still, like, make a pizza or something (assuming I get premade dough), it's just flour itself that's a big issue.

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 No.404144

File: 920a7089cea9618⋯.jpg (31.5 KB,215x300,43:60,127-2.jpg)

>>404143

There's quite a few size queens out there these days.

No it's not. Don't lie to me. Don't follow my advice either!

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 No.404145

>>404143

>Leaving for another 8ch board is just cucking /lewd/.

Yup, that's pretty much what I did! >.< With /tripfriend/. And now Discord with people from there. But it all seems to be dying. Some amount of romantic feelings, drama, people blocking / removing people. Summarizing it like that, it must sound pretty terrible, and I was in the middle of it too. So when I realized today I was hanging around these dying groups, I felt ashamed for not visitting here for so long…

Damn. Oh well, good luck Skandi. I'll be leaving now. Got to get up in like 6 hours 15, yuck. Sleep well

>>404144

Good night Motley. Don't freak out about the size of your nose!

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 No.404146

File: b0ac638b9ddea2a⋯.png (793.69 KB,960x1140,16:19,sk1426890959974.png)

>>404144

Yeah but come on! Straight guys want girls with tits the size of their heads and a waist you could put a wedding ring on, but they'll still drool after normal girls! Just like gay guys want 12 inches, but happily nom down on 5!

Of course it's not, and I won't follow it!

>>404145

Ack! But /lewd/ is /lewd/, so maybe it's into NTR.

Goodnight!

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 No.404147

File: e70deabd32b9599⋯.jpg (44.27 KB,300x311,300:311,85.jpg)

>>404146

That at least makes sense! Something about it shows signs of good breast feeding and child birthing hips, but who knows how true that is. :^)

But there's men and women who want that 12 foot long cock or it's bust. Doesn't matter much for me because I'm short so women just look over me.

Oh good, but are you following my advice if I say don't follow my advice?

>>404145

Sleep well, Rumor. Well time to think about that now. :^(

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 No.404148

File: 1bc98b98045dcfb⋯.png (176.11 KB,517x517,1:1,sk1426890959490.png)

>>404147

How does a tiny waist show good hips?

I don't really believe that's true! I'm sure even so-called size queens would happily settle down with a smallish dick if they loved the guy.

Yes! Or no!

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 No.404149

File: 6e94d9c4ae08080⋯.jpg (25.32 KB,280x164,70:41,56.jpg)

>>404148

Oh my bad I read that funny. I was thinking you meant wider hips. My brain is working funny today.

Go out and test my theory. Get back to me with viable results!

There's only one way out of this crazy loop.

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 No.404150

File: 7e539b6bcda081c⋯.png (277.07 KB,495x645,33:43,sk1426890959450.png)

>>404148

You've been brainwashed!

I kinda already have! I'm 5x5.5., and I have a boyfriend!

What, suicide?

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 No.404151

File: b36a692bd36f5ce⋯.jpg (38.01 KB,300x243,100:81,418.jpg)

>>404150

By what exactly?

Anecdotal data doesn't work these days!

Well killing me.

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 No.404152

File: fc6e089d4a7450c⋯.png (470.58 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959783.png)

>>404151

By "girls who are thin are hot" media!

It's never worked! But its's true in my case!

Anyway, I've got to get to bed now! Goodnight, dicklet.

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 No.404153

File: b28f9e3e8b42ed8⋯.jpg (36.11 KB,300x422,150:211,699.jpg)

>>404152

Depends on what we mean by thin.

People use to believe it.

Sleep well, bully.

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 No.404156

File: 47b9e57badee96b⋯.jpg (136.72 KB,585x600,39:40,7e37cb3b922ef9d662a38684b7….jpg)

New thread:

>>404154

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