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"Y'all are lazy fags so I had to make a new thread again" edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79gEEgcNuJE
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No.403474
>>403473
Slamming cunts with your Coke can cock and getting pumped full of baby batter.
Weeell yeah, a dominant girl is kinda hard to find! But the few I've talked to have been into role reversal to a degree, though, so pegging isn't off the table if you find one!
brb buying cat food since apparently I forgot yesterday
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No.403475
>>403474
I ran out of clever cock and pussy things to say
Tbh I'll try to find some a sexual memer and just do cuddles with them and continue doing the same as now.
Didn't know you had a cat!
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No.403476
>>403475
That's fine, it's not like mine were clever to begin with!
Weeell, that works too! While still being open for longer term things, I hope, since that's nicer.
I do! She's a little doof.
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No.403477
>>403476
Bleak future ahead!
Black cat is bad luck don't ya know!
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No.403478
>>403477
Well, relationships do kinda just happen, so there's no reason to assume you'll be single forever.
She's gray!
Also,
>latex suits and tape bondage
You're kinkier than I thought.
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No.403479
>>403478
Ehhh….
She qt. Wonder if cats talk differently depending on country.
It's more about the not being in control. And having dom gf uwu
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No.403480
>>403479
I don't think so! If it varies to any large degree, it's probably more from cat group to cat group. Like, inside cats won't have a chance to learn the "local language" anyway, if there is one!
kek. Ya little slut.
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No.403481
>>403480
Cat accents! Hmm… Wonder if my parents' cats understand each other beyond fighting and chasing eachother.
Call me whatever you want mummy
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No.403482
>>403481
Well, they understand each other's body language, at least, since that seems to be more universal between cats! And very different from dog body language, to the cat's annoyance.
>mummy
If you're trying to make me want to beat you up it's kinda working!
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No.403483
>>403482
What's your cat like? Lazy or hyper or?
Well dogs suck anyways.
punish me mummy
Be my milf skandiii
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No.403484
>>403483
She's turning 10 this year, so she's heading towards lazy! But when she gets bored of sleeping in my lap she might decide to attack my hand to get some fun into her life.
That's it, I'll tie you up and torture you. Or, a better punishment: I won't tie you up and torture you.
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No.403485
>>403484
You deserve the hand attacks if you keep forgetting to buy her food!
Also what an old kitty, she going to move out with you?
Keeping me in the dark and going to surprise me I see.
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No.403486
>>403485
I don't! She generally lets me know very loudly if she's running low.
Prooobably not, she'll live with my dad instead. Odds are I'll move to some place where she can't easily go outside, and that won't work.
Well, I'm not into bondage, so I'll just beat you up anyway. No homo.
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No.403487
>>403486
Oh she gets to go outside? In a leash or free to walk around?
As long as there are cuddles afterwards you can beat me to icu. And yeah, I'm not touching no faggot so good to say no homo.
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No.403488
>>403487
Oh, she's totally free to walk outside! We live in a low density residential area, so there's plenty of gardens and very few cars.
Pretty sure cuddling would be too close to cucking!
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No.403489
>>403488
Ohh that sounds pretty comfy for a cat. We sometimes take them out in a leash. Though the older kitty is completely happy lying on the balcony table with the sun shining.
Damn it!
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No.403490
I promise they like being taken out
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No.403491
>>403489
Well, she used to have a cat door, but she kept dragging live birds inside to hunt them easier, so now she has to meow at the door like a normal cat. Is the leash needed, though, do you live near a highway or something?
Better luck next time!
>>403490
kek. I've never seen a cat on a leash look happy.
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No.403492
>>403491
Well it's an apartment so it's kind of eh and honestly I wouldn't really trust them to- well I don't really trust one of them to survive or find its way back home. It's idk, semi active area.
Damn it! I forgot I'm not at home anymore. I was going to find pics from parents server. Usually in the forest they're really… interested in the area around them I guess.
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No.403493
>>403492
Well no, it's probably too late at this point anyway! My cat started being outside as a tiny kitten, so she's used to it.
Anyway, I've gotta go shower and generally get ready for tomorrow. It's Constitution Day here then, so I've gotta suit up! Bye for now!
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No.403494
>>403493
Smart! I'd be worried sick though.
Have funsies
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No.403495
>>403494
she has weird eye make up. just noticed
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No.403496
>>403494
I dunno, outside cats are just normal here! Plus my previous cat, being half Norwegian forest cat and half Persian, kinda taught me how hardcore cats can be.
And I had decent amounts of fun, and finally decided on tomorrow's outfit! Burgundy suit, black leather shoes, small-patterned floral shirt, and dark blue tie! Works pretty well, in my own exceptionally humble opinion!
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No.403497
>>403495
You have weird eye make up.
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No.403498
>>403496
Our old one (the one in picture above) is actually norwegian memer too! I'm sure she could survive but the other one….
/fa/ggot. I'll take your word on it. You seem to know what suits you and things.
>>403497
SoonTM
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No.403499
>>403498
Oh, neat! I'm just used to them having a more brownish colour, I guess.
I do, decently well! Not a giant fan of my suit, since the jacket and trousers are just a shade off from each other, but it'll have to do!
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No.403500
>>403499
Mum calls her bargain bin cat sometimes. Our first one died as a kitten to fip. She was stunning grey silver. Then we got the bargain bin cat, apparently she was too small to breed.
That's pretty cute having a small complaint like that about it. Sounds like bold choices too
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No.403501
>>403498
>Soon
Time to commence the judging!
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No.403502
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No.403503
>>403500
Oh, you bought cats of specific breeds? We always just got "mutts" for free, since it's not like we'd ever bring them to shows or anything.
>cute
Dork! It's not a small complaint! The trousers are slightly more purple, and the jacket is slightly more red. And it might sound bold, but it's mostly just to be red/white/blue, since those are the flag colours here (as in the US, conveniently).
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No.403504
>>403502
>inb4 you do end up looking like Pino on your first try
Can't be too hard though.
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No.403505
>>403503
Yeah, the first one was bought from a breeder but the second one was sort of a rescue from where it was staying. Think the cat actually had some ribbons from shows or something. I mean at this point I wouldn't mind a rescue but i was like 13-14 then so oh well.
It's cute hearing people going off on their interests. Love listening to them explain the smallest tiniest details of things explaining them to me ah…. lewd……
Clever. Try to dress like a finnish flag and look good. I dare you.
>>403504
True. I'll have to try.
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No.403506
>>403505
I say that but I've never applied make up. I'm sure there's some kind of art to it.
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No.403507
>>403506
Neither have i but Pinos and Reis looks simple enough. Spread some blue thing and do the long hairs coming from your eye. i forget what they're called.
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No.403508
>>403505
Yeah, the girl I'm gonna live with up north is gonna get a shelter cat soon, which just seems more reasonable to me than buying one.
Clothes aren't lewd! Also, that's super easy: Dark blue suit, white shirt, black (or very dark blue, if you really want to) tie.
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No.403509
>>403507
The eyelash extensions?
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No.403510
I clicked on this board thinking you guys would be sucking each other's dicks and talking about how big of sluts you are.
I wanted to see a bunch of cuties jerking each other off. Instead there's just… whatever the heck this is.
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No.403511
>>403508
Well the rescues still cost money here. I think 50e for full grown and 100e for kitten. You know to make sure that the person is actually willing to take care of the cat.
Clothes aren't but listening to someone go on and on and on about their interest ah…..
tell me more about how you dress up as a finnish flag~
>>403509
not extensions but that thing they make eyelashes look better.
>>403510
You're couple months late
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No.403512
>>403510
We talked about fetishes just a few hours ago! But you're almost a year too late to see actual nudes, sorry.
>>403511
Oh, really? That's super weird, shelters here have huge problems even giving away cats for free.
This is very weird!!! Suits can be blue and shirts tend to be white, there's nothing more to it!
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No.403513
>>403511
Huh I wouldn't know that either. Sounds hard to apply.
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No.403514
>>403512
Was like that at least here last I checked. Could be different when you get to less populated areas.
Switching shades is cheating don't you think?
>>403513
makes them look pretty though
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No.403515
>>403514
I live in one of the bigger cities here, but that just means there are more stray cats to try to give away!
I don't get what you mean! A suit can be pretty vibrant blue before it looks weird.
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No.403516
>>403514
Maybe they always look tough!
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No.403517
>>403515
I just checked the website and i couldn't find the 50e/100e thing quickly. Might have changed idk.
wew. that's a bit vibrant though me thinks. shoes fit great though. could be his hair or glasses that makes it not work for me.
>>403516
You always look pretty and tough
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No.403518
i guess we lost the anon rip
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No.403519
>>403517
There's also the possibility that the prices are for vaccines and that kind of thing.
Well, he looks like a douche!
>>403518
Not surprised; he wanted cocks and you haven't posted yours yet.
Anyway, off to watch anime with master.
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No.403520
>>403519
And castration too probably.
Well to be fair you kind of talked sense to drunk angry upset me.
guess I'll be the one to create a new thread then
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No.403521
>>403517
Neither of those are ever true, but thanks for trying. :^(
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No.403523
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No.403524
>>403521
you're perfect as you are
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