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File: 357d1515ace6371⋯.jpg (147.65 KB,597x600,199:200,sk1426890959853.jpg)

 No.401810 [View All]

Easter edition

Back from Easter holiday and ready to kick some ass!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mvjFVB2weQ

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 No.402081

File: f49dccae6b109b4⋯.png (407.09 KB,684x601,684:601,adsadasdafsdafdsfdsafsdfsd….png)

>>402079

Yeah, I just don't really like IT enough to want to progress to the 'better' jobs.

Did you enjoy your time with master?

>>402080

Well, I'm playing diablo while I post.

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 No.402082

File: e218865355d3be8⋯.jpg (89.21 KB,288x436,72:109,Are you a wizard.jpg)

>>402081

You're alive?

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 No.402083

File: c094193faf51fae⋯.jpg (46.06 KB,530x700,53:70,tumblr_oocgyfqhWu1qj0q7so5….jpg)

>>402077

Brag more about it you butt slut! If there was I really dont remember.

>>402080

Just you and Skandi

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 No.402084

File: 11c8ba2b4b860e6⋯.jpg (47.94 KB,328x550,164:275,sk1426890959903.jpg)

>>402081

Then you know what to do! Eventually reach middle management and become cynical and depressed!

Oh jeez, you've been gone for that long? I absolutely enjoyed it! It was extremely nice. Summary:

https://skandikonata.tumblr.com/post/157481432749/i-require-a-list-of-everything-you-did-together

>>402083

WELL SORRY, but it was fantastic! And I honestly haven't done it by myself since.

I don't believe you, but fine! And my hands are far away from my dick, by the way.

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 No.402085

File: 6d00bdcef74270f⋯.jpg (26.41 KB,545x545,1:1,1431116372550.jpg)

>>402082

You have me on Steam, though.

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 No.402086

When Bebop comes by later, someone tell him that /animus/ apparently hates him now, just like they do everyone and themselves.

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 No.402087

File: 4f3ed102cd585de⋯.png (200.93 KB,263x295,263:295,21343243.png)

>>402085

I never get on it though.

I use it on my phone, but only if people message me.

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 No.402088

File: 2bbdbfee45e9c5a⋯.png (273.35 KB,437x492,437:492,afsdafsdfsdafdsfsdfadsfsdf….png)

>>402084

I'm already cynical and depressed, though!

And yeah, I checked out your tumblr a short while ago. I was angling for the gossip that's not on there!

>>402087

Oh, well, you did add me on there for some reason, though we never talk.

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 No.402089

Oh boy is it invading time

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 No.402090

Bebop already knows.

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 No.402091

File: d00ca6001d2e0ea⋯.png (1.56 MB,1920x1090,192:109,Gunpowder, gelatine, dynam….png)

When Bebop comes by later, tell him that Eva over there >>402086 is a sad lonely boy.

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 No.402092

I'm good at this, aren't I?

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 No.402093

File: 86da44986cd6159⋯.jpg (118.02 KB,411x452,411:452,Thinking.jpg)

>>402088

I added whoever I still liked enough to want to keep some kind of contact with now that I don't purge my list.

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 No.402094

>>402089

Why would it be?

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 No.402095

Bebop isn't welcome on /animus/ no more

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 No.402096

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 No.402097

File: 0cbeae2139da633⋯.jpg (192.56 KB,561x800,561:800,f05f98c59a695d9ad91d88774a….jpg)

>>402096

I mean, if you want to piss me off, this is the first time I've been here in months and I don't give a shit what you do.

kek

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 No.402098

Doesn't grimmy own this hole?

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 No.402099

File: 4450ea1fa6074f6⋯.png (172.86 KB,342x512,171:256,sk1426890959517.png)

>foreign drama

>>402088

Oh jeez, you'll become a monster when you get to middle management then.

Theeere's not a lot! Unless there's something specific you were wondering about. It was just a really nice week full of lovey-dovey things.

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 No.402100

File: 71ea866b0c4a12d⋯.png (18.09 KB,95x179,95:179,adhzsgdrfhs.png)

>>402097

He's just here 'cause someone mentioned the board.

I only posted 'cause I saw you.

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 No.402101

>>402097

>>402100

Dont be mean girls

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 No.402102

File: 65956a013cd81e1⋯.jpg (54 KB,269x358,269:358,kugfiktgu.jpg)

>>402101

You're too fat to be a girl.

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 No.402103

File: 755bec8e0bac651⋯.png (441.53 KB,699x720,233:240,aepogep.png)

>>402099

Nah, even less interested in going down the management route, really.

Glad it all went well for ya!

>>402100

And I'm only here because I saw Skandi. Heh.

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 No.402104

File: f4065e958c8e205⋯.jpg (61.03 KB,236x334,118:167,Really.jpg)

>>402103

So I take it you managed to get out of the rat race of posting?

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 No.402105

File: fe7f4f3c62413d7⋯.jpg (193.69 KB,1000x705,200:141,42406230.jpg)

>>402104

I'm not on much in the evenings because of work, maybe 4 hours a night during the week.

I spend that either on discord or playing vidya a lot of the time.

Plus I just don't really see many interesting people in the threads anymore.

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 No.402106

File: 961737a6b1905e9⋯.png (198.86 KB,333x333,1:1,sk1426890959972.png)

>>402103

>implying you have a choice

In ten years, you'll be hiring only the qt IT bois who'll ride your dick.

Super well! The only thing we missed out on was him cumming inside me, but we'll fix that when I visit him next year.

>>402098

As far as I remember, Bit owns this hole.

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 No.402107

>>402102

Rawr

Nice claws daddy

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 No.402108

File: bddb865dfd6e719⋯.jpg (31.43 KB,248x267,248:267,bh.jpg)

>>402105

i'm not interesting?

I'm hurt.

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 No.402109

File: 6a96b11dfcca124⋯.jpg (309.24 KB,600x800,3:4,41404970.jpg)

>>402106

Nahhhh, I'll probably still be doing helpdesk shit. Ughhhhhhh.

>not doing that on the first visit

For shame!

>>402108

Well, I can't remember when I last saw you in any threads.

I'm not visiting /animus/ and I don't see you on /b/ when I'm lurking in a thread on there.

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 No.402110

File: 748114ddf73f44a⋯.jpg (88.25 KB,599x848,599:848,B0O36dfCEAAZzFm.jpg)

>>402084

Just die and it will be okay :^) I really dont remember! That is something I can believe for reasons

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 No.402111

File: 53333bf0cdbd08e⋯.png (105.48 KB,240x371,240:371,15.png)

>>402109

Fur threads are a shit show.

I'm on animus daily.

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 No.402112

>>402074

Going all right. At work right now but things are kind of slow today. A little odd for today.

I said that and suddenly it all picks up before I can finish.

>>402075

I guess you have to stop being a Jew. That's the only advise I have.

>>402076

But you didn't do anything!

>>402077

They're exotic? Huh… Actually I don't know their origin. I guess they have to keep them fresh somehow.

I hope it's a good report. What are you making them with?

Cream cheese sauce and chicken. I like the sound of that. But it just seems hard to cut carrots into noodles.

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 No.402113

File: 890a0998f42f84b⋯.png (326.2 KB,471x519,157:173,asdfasfsdfasdfasfasdfasdfs….png)

>>402111

Animus is too much much of an ego contest for my liking. I have no interest in being there anymore.

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 No.402114

I mean, you do need a personality to post on /animus/

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 No.402115

File: 4f1e060846b9e16⋯.png (1.02 MB,1280x1600,4:5,tumblr_oos641YPZD1sgzgnoo2….png)

>>402112

Can you send my check in the mail before the month is over?

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 No.402116

File: a92c500794e29e3⋯.jpg (72.77 KB,362x399,362:399,U.jpg)

>>402113

Me and Scoots kick up a storm whenever it's fun for us, but I get ya.

I'm just there for George and a few others.

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 No.402117

File: bdd84b7b28edb5f⋯.png (156.56 KB,402x400,201:200,sk1426890959774.png)

>>402109

Buuut with qtIT bois under the desk sucking your dick?

WELL, he was 2nervous2cum!

>>402110

No dying! And fine, if you don't remember I guess you don't remember.

>>402112

Kinda exotic! Or unusual, at least. Most stores here don't even have sweet potatoes yet.

I'll basically just be making spaghetti bolognese but replacing the spaghetti with zucchini noodles! Super simple.

https://www.kitchn.no/nettbutikk/kjokkenutstyr/kjokkenredskaper/g13460/

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 No.402118

File: edd430590f35314⋯.jpg (173.39 KB,445x600,89:120,40791640_m.jpg)

>>402117

Well, yeah, that would be nice, but what if I just get that at home instead?

Awwwww, poor fella. That's what a moderate amount of alcohol (aka liquid courage) is for!

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 No.402119

File: cdca8d944ba0508⋯.jpg (1.1 MB,1800x1272,75:53,1480191527214.jpg)

Where are the sweet boys tonight?

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 No.402120

File: d4bc57d7feefb96⋯.jpg (29.41 KB,112x164,28:41,What now.jpg)

>Ignored

Killing self.

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 No.402121

File: 94d06875be367c5⋯.jpg (45.95 KB,189x254,189:254,Yarg.jpg)

>>402119

←———

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 No.402122

File: 583470873f032ee⋯.gif (1.29 MB,640x360,16:9,6.gif)

>>402120

You didn't give me much to reply to!

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 No.402123

File: 48e7682a0a8db21⋯.jpg (54.8 KB,368x358,184:179,titfgv.jpg)

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 No.402124

File: 6e4eb5b284fe7b3⋯.png (294.02 KB,526x526,1:1,sk1426890959623.png)

>>402118

Well, getting it at home would mean less variety, but probably more consistent quality.

We had that, but it didn't work out anyway! I got him to cum that night, just not with my butt. Didn't help that our bed was two single beds just shoved together, and I was in danger of falling between them since I was in the middle of our "double bed".

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 No.402125

File: 072d4cf186fab71⋯.png (288.01 KB,462x636,77:106,adsfasfdsfdsafsdfsdafdsfsa….png)

>>402124

Hotels are shit like that with beds, I've been through that a lot too.

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 No.402126

File: db8df6461cf3551⋯.png (592.83 KB,700x565,140:113,sk1426890959917.png)

>>402125

Yeeeah, it kinda ruined the mood a bit when we had to get up and fix it like three times. Not more so than when he almost sprained his dick by doing it wrong, though, but thankfully that didn't turn into a catastrophe!

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 No.402127

File: debbfcb5bd32086⋯.jpg (48.37 KB,894x894,1:1,ice - Copy.jpg)

An Amerikan friend of mine made this drawing of a fem version of me a few years ago. The interesting thing is that she predicted the collar long before I knew I wanted one.

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 No.402128

File: 07c8cfa724d89a2⋯.jpg (50.14 KB,300x295,60:59,596.jpg)

>>402127

I like the style of the picture. I hope she does more.

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 No.402129

File: bc436b5fea3855a⋯.jpg (1.44 MB,1429x2000,1429:2000,01_p000.jpg)

File: 07d3a6d62ec8cbb⋯.png (910.43 KB,1371x2000,1371:2000,She Gets Girls Everyday. -….png)

April 21, 2017

https://mega.nz/#!KpwlCarK!vgwRHmjQsHHl8mo-I8rYCgfFhWEOxoOXobOXhT36HdE

Translated

Kemono Friends Comic a la Carte Japari Park Anthology [Vol.1] - 0004 - Welcome to Japari Cafe~ [English] by [Piroket Scans]

Maitake - Summarizing the Rebellion Story in a MadoHomu - Imgur

She Gets Girls Everyday. - c002 (v01) [Pan-Paca-Pan]

[Sayakata Kouchakan (Sayakata Katsumi)] Together with Hecaa-chan! 2

Untranslated

(例大祭6) [カスタムサイズ (櫻井マコト)] まりさをメイドにしてみませんか? (東方Project)

[うめっこ堂 (うめっこ)] オナニーってなあに [DL版]

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 No.402131

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