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 No.395165 [View All]

Put that on my set Edition

https://youtu.be/wQ274umjhFY

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 No.395529

>>395527

I remember, but it has occurred to me that since that's where he livse now, he won't be able to pick up teh pics either, so I think you have been saving them for yourself!

Can't trick me, mister.

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 No.395530

File: 12da3f7ebdd8d7d⋯.png (981.82 KB,850x1207,50:71,1429285522827.png)

>>395528

Cute pic

That's why I spoilered it! That's amazingly cool. Kind of want to learn to cook but it'll suck making things just for me. Making things for someone would be amazing!

I've heard bad things about when it starts to grow back, I'm sure things will go quite… smoothly

>>395529

Lies! H-he- he said he'd come back for them!

oh a collar pic

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 No.395531

File: 916e4839125d852⋯.png (1.55 MB,1276x1800,319:450,3541904.png)

>>395530

No he didn't! There is no friend who moved to the woods, Venla! It's all in your head!

oh, a foot pic

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 No.395532

File: 6cb53831ddabbcf⋯.png (1.54 MB,981x1388,981:1388,1430111864669.png)

>>395531

Noooo! It's a friend I swear! He shows up in the mirrors sometimes and sometimes I can hear him whisper or see his shadow go really quick!

oh another collar pic

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 No.395533

File: f25c80a6886f7f5⋯.jpg (378.06 KB,748x486,374:243,sk1426890960289.jpg)

File: c82641b18b40e09⋯.png (942.13 KB,987x670,987:670,Untitled.png)

>>395530

I'm currently going through all the Konata pics on Gelbooru! I just saved that one today.

It looks like a pretty basic kitchen, but it's good enough! If I'm lucky, it even has a few basics, like salt and pepper and flour and stuff. And cooking is just following recipes! And then changing stuff once you learn how stuff works.

No problem! I've done this before. And it's not like I went over it with a razor, I just used a trimmer on the lowest rating.

Also, my collar looks way better than that!

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 No.395534

File: 5e900203613fd2a⋯.jpg (175.73 KB,708x1000,177:250,1463033133733.jpg)

>>395533

Have to find new ones! Luckily my avatar even though I rarely post with her is just some artist's OC so no need to go hunting for pics.

It looks nice though. Ahh going to be cute af. Too bad it's public. You could have cooked for Master with only wearing the collar and an apron.

Well duh! But it's not all super easy!

Heh well good that you knew what you were doing! The smoothly part wasn't meant to refer to the hair growing back part but the getting fucked part. i just made the period a comma for some reason

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 No.395535

File: 0f7bde802e717a2⋯.jpg (240.65 KB,695x900,139:180,831c4eed-0315-4417-88fa-d9….jpg)

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 No.395537

File: c8c1521d167cd3b⋯.jpg (61.67 KB,1024x724,256:181,3541143.jpg)

>>395532

He is not ready to face the truth yet….

…yes. You are correct Venla. It's a friend. It's a friend of yours.

Oh look another pic for you to self-insert as the girl.

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 No.395538

File: 5e218cb58ef4813⋯.png (29.08 KB,500x500,1:1,sk1426890960280.png)

>>395534

You have an avatar? Who is it?

It's going to be super cute! And the apron thing is silly, since, as has been established, I'm not femmy!

O-oh! Well yeah, that part will be alright! After all, the dildo I bought is the same thickness as master's dick, and that worked fine.

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 No.395539

>>395533

>I'm currently going through all the Konata pics on Gelbooru!

Are you using Grabber? It's pretty useful o: Even though it crashes every time you download a page (though maybe it would work ok if you just clicked to download all pages).

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 No.395540

File: 838e814a3d35a7a⋯.jpg (118.71 KB,1057x1200,1057:1200,C2sTl7PVEAAd99Z.jpg)

File: ed11e50489c4dbd⋯.jpg (140.62 KB,841x1200,841:1200,Cxh6gsgWEAAjKDB.jpg)

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>>395535

I'll remember that!

But there's like only one part that needs some wiring knowledge and it's just how to connect a light to a "screw terminal" wikipedia calls it that and it's only 1 of the places for a ceiling light.

>>395537

What truth! I've been telling the truth! Truth!

Truuuth!

whadaya mean! That's not me but my friend!

>>395538

It be this b

Well we've established that you're just in denial about being the femmies fem there is.

you gotten used to it?

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 No.395541

File: 9946df114f78e70⋯.jpg (28.72 KB,320x320,1:1,sk1426890960276.jpg)

File: a02a53855d72214⋯.gif (1.6 MB,990x1310,99:131,output_zi7gmw.gif)

>>395539

Grabber? Explain what it does!

>>395540

Oh! Well sure, I've seen you posting her. Had no idea she's your "avatar" though.

Did you not see the stupid gif I posted? That is not the body of a femmy fem-fem!

I've only had time to use it once, but it didn't hurt at least!

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 No.395542

File: 33997c8a190b4cb⋯.jpg (208.07 KB,1200x1020,20:17,1461693437228.jpg)

>>395541

Well "avatar" exactly. Since I rarely post her.

Why is it a gif!? Idk, got to just nuke the hairy weirdness off your face.

**use it more! The more you use it the more you'll love it!"

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 No.395543

File: 56ebbd3ceac6206⋯.jpg (1.39 MB,2304x1296,16:9,2272493.jpg)

File: bc1d733531363b3⋯.jpg (268.21 KB,1430x860,143:86,f0eb80cee7[1].jpg)

>>395540

I know you were Venven, I know…

Shhh, let's not go too far~

>>395541

This thing right here! You choose which sites to lurk, then just write the tags and search. Then you click get this page / get all, go to the Downloads tab and download stuff.

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 No.395544

File: b3c2ba1770e98eb⋯.jpg (88.37 KB,370x430,37:43,sk1426890960273.jpg)

>>395542

>tfw the last true avatarfag on /lewd/

It's a gif because it gave a funny 3D effect! And n0, the beard stays! Master likes it, even.

Are you drunk? Or do you have no excuse for not being able to use spoiler tags?

>>395543

Hrm. Well, I don't want to download stuff indiscriminately anyway, I only save Konata images I can use! Unless Grabber also just works as an interface to see tons of images from different sources, and you can still look at stuff normally and choose what to download?

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 No.395545

>>395544

Oh yeah, you can just click every individual image and save. Though I just assumed that bulk downloading makes the sorting quicker than displaying every image seperately and then deciding whether to save or not.

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 No.395546

>>395544

Dying group of people

Oh… NUKE THE BEARD.

No, not drunk, just a bit hyper. been a long abnormal day

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 No.395547

File: 3bae78a582c0b98⋯.jpg (117.25 KB,682x750,341:375,danbooru_unf-p-11471607427….jpg)

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 No.395548

File: dad4ee624dd4b06⋯.jpg (81.33 KB,292x292,1:1,sk1426890960300.jpg)

>>395545

Maybe! I dunno! I'm gonna have to look at it when I'm less drunk!

>>395546

There's me and Date, at least!

THE BEARD STAYS

Oh alright! Something in particular happened, then?

>>395547

Hiya!

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 No.395549

>>395548

Hehe, fair enough!

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 No.395550

File: 5065e540c3d4d51⋯.jpg (346.44 KB,600x839,600:839,Hakurei.Reimu.full.1898053.jpg)

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 No.395551

File: 364e89e92ba565a⋯.jpg (96.36 KB,500x500,1:1,sk1426890960294.jpg)

>>395549

I bought absinthe, you see! And the problem is that it's delicious and easy to drink!

>>395550

What's up? We haven't talked in ages!

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 No.395552

>>395551

Oooh boy. A friend of mine said the same about absinth, that he absolutely didn't expect it, but htat it was good and very smooth o:

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 No.395553

>>395548

Yea! And well someone else too.

F-fine…

Just some cleaning of new apartment. More tomorrow and ikea tomorrow too. Busy busy busy so im all hyper i guess.

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 No.395554

File: 435462657d8368d⋯.png (348.25 KB,1024x768,4:3,c35d8bf70fe4fb17c9f608db8e….png)

>>395551

right?

just here and there nothign much

you?

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 No.395555

File: 01086fde2413ec0⋯.jpg (148.01 KB,500x377,500:377,sk1426890960262.jpg)

>>395552

At least the psychedelic effects are just bullshit! But it does taste incredibly great, and I can have one more glass at most. (With five parts water.)

>>395553

Oh? I can't think of any other dedicated avatarfag.

Ssh. You'll be attracted to manly men soon enough.

Ack! IKEA trips always take forever, even if you're just buying candles. Good luck!

>>395554

Master's visiting on Monday, so I've been spending a lot of time preparing for that! I've gotta pack tomorrow too, since we're going to be living in a hotel. Otherwise not much is going on, really.

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 No.395556

>>395555

Ahhh, I see.

And good job Quintskandi!

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 No.395557

>>395555

Well there's one.

Never.

Myeah… Plan is to kind of check the things out that I've picked and then buy them on monday i guess

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 No.395558

File: cf3f2031f22f705⋯.png (316.54 KB,600x637,600:637,1473960508333.png)

>>395555

wowe thats pretty nice

cool stuff

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 No.395559

File: c847eadea3cfd89⋯.jpg (234.04 KB,600x450,4:3,sk1426890960291.jpg)

>>395556

Thank you kindly!

>>395557

?

BIG HARD VEINY HAIRY DICKS

It's still gonna take you like three hours.

>>395558

I know, right? Don't you have vague plans of meeting Akari too, though?

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 No.395560

>>395559

:p

soft silky smooth all around femmy things

Probably. I'll try the famous meatballs too maybe. Probably not since parents are coming with and things. Oh well. One Day

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 No.395561

>>395559

No worries! It's not that great an achievment on a slow board though, I suppose o:

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 No.395562

File: b5443248d5cea43⋯.jpg (129.24 KB,875x960,175:192,24d4bffbba5d04a14b35b27091….jpg)

>>395559

wowe

who knows

stuff can happen

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 No.395563

File: 3f480c35727d7be⋯.jpg (289.79 KB,480x600,4:5,sk1426890960099.jpg)

>>395560

Hairy sweaty chests.

W-well! The meatballs are okay. Nobody can dislike them, at least!

>>395561

I didn't even notice till you pointed it out! So yeah! It didn't require much effort.

>>395562

I seem to remember some thought of you going on a road trip together at some point in the future? Or did I just make that up?

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 No.395564

File: 3f520ad647c1c08⋯.jpg (612.38 KB,1500x2118,250:353,reim.jpg)

>>395563

cant remember

but oh well

the future brings uncertanty

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 No.395565

>>395563

Mhmm, indeed.

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 No.395566

>>395563

Flower scented pale flat chests.

Idk why I deny myself things I want to do because of "other people". ree

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 No.395567

File: 490402b8c4331e3⋯.jpg (101.84 KB,326x306,163:153,sk1426890960189.jpg)

>>395564

I guess. Wait, you two are still together, right?

>>395566

Rough semi-violent sex from someone stronger than you.

You can go to IKEA on your own some day, and have meatballs! Despite what you might think, it's not that weird to eat alone at IKEA.

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 No.395568

>>395567

yespls

It's kind of far away so it's a bother and it costs money. Trust me, I have more reasons to deny myself the pleasure of doing things I want than "other people".

just fuck my shit up brain

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 No.395569

File: 35d245087f8389e⋯.png (20.53 KB,320x500,16:25,sk1426890960251.png)

>>395568

At least we agree on something!

A-aww. Well, do something you like on Monday then, at least. Whatever that is. Okay?

Also,

SIMS

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 No.395570

File: e361ba0b0a572de⋯.png (643.61 KB,547x768,547:768,1468006600660.png)

>>395567

if you want we can discuss this privately

cause i dont like to spill the beans on private stuff in here

or if not then its whateves

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 No.395571

File: 8c364aace85549c⋯.png (482.99 KB,648x648,1:1,sk1426890959995.png)

>>395570

O-oh. Never mind then. I'm still 2nervous to talk in private with anyone but master, but I think I get the main point.

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 No.395572

File: bd7a72a04e387b6⋯.png (199.71 KB,803x1246,803:1246,7457eeb7-5285-4e43-9bab-80….png)

Finally off work

>>395540

I thought you were making a table?

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 No.395573

File: 45e48232a307b57⋯.png (89.49 KB,540x695,108:139,7182a36e-0f91-4f9c-bff2-c0….png)

>>395571

We've spoken in private

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 No.395574

File: 03b71702870e2ff⋯.jpg (154.28 KB,400x660,20:33,sk1426890960246.jpg)

>>395573

… I think it's kinda bad that I don't at all remember that. When? And on what platform?

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 No.395576

>>395572

That's the dream. Not just realistic for now.

>>395569

heh.

yeah… well we'll see.

just one of those nights me thinks

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 No.395577

File: f8007e8ca3673e7⋯.jpg (47.36 KB,426x500,213:250,6558540a9f2e2c2e34cc836994….jpg)

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 No.395578

File: 4705376515fe48a⋯.png (210.58 KB,430x431,430:431,sk1426890959947.png)

>>395576

Come on! You're a good guy! Don't keep punishing yourself constantly.

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 No.395580

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 No.395581

File: 364b4448580778d⋯.png (15.04 KB,411x316,411:316,misakigrimace.png)

>come back

>/lewd/ is still dead

I was right.

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