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File: 4f1ec33c3fbc3ed⋯.jpg (447.89 KB,700x757,700:757,qtreimupic.jpg)

 No.390815 [View All]

dont post here its a Reimu only zone

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 No.391122

>>391121

Stop it! You know what you're doing mister! Let me cum already, REEE!

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 No.391123

File: d065d5d25a94748⋯.jpg (21.61 KB,192x226,96:113,no 05.jpg)

>>391120

That's too lewd for me to even write out loud, much less write it to him!

>>391121

I do see. I don't know what you're feeding him that he's such a lewd pup!

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 No.391124

File: d1d911ffb65f47b⋯.jpg (445.76 KB,843x1034,843:1034,29.jpg)

>>391123

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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 No.391125

File: 1e18d09e33b4bf7⋯.jpg (137.65 KB,850x1201,850:1201,sample_1b03a83757616138f28….jpg)

>>391123

Just look at him. There's pre-cum everywhere

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 No.391126

File: d2b943e9bec676a⋯.jpg (19.84 KB,193x228,193:228,keep listening.jpg)

>>391124

>>391125

I know, horrid! Hang on… is precum what you've been feeding him?!

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 No.391127

>>391126

I don't know what's in his food but he's completely out of control

Gotta keep edging though.

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 No.391128

File: bd9dd6f525c3cfe⋯.jpg (15.04 KB,199x226,199:226,phase 5.jpg)

>>391127

You should do something, he's your pet, you can't let him run aroundcompletely unrestrained like that!

>Gotta keep edging though.

Oh boy… so merciless.

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 No.391129

File: b6971b3507d2130⋯.png (83.2 KB,600x600,1:1,75.png)

>>391126

Convince tee to let me come already, please! I just want to cum I can't take it any longer. :c

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 No.391130

File: 92e2919736a09ff⋯.jpg (23.79 KB,195x228,65:76,I know a guy who knows a g….jpg)

>>391129

Maybe it would be better to convince him to make you stop touching yourself. You've got to calm down you lewdie! >.<

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 No.391131

File: 381d0e180f381ec⋯.png (128.16 KB,282x214,141:107,dotdotdot.png)

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 No.391132

File: fb9bead1e1416af⋯.gif (655.23 KB,700x625,28:25,24.gif)

>>391130

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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 No.391133

>>391128

I don't know what to do about him, he's going to make a cryzy mess

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 No.391134

File: 97232384d78346e⋯.webm (221.02 KB,118x122,59:61,legendary.webm)

>>391132

Ehe. Lots of reeing going on in the thread.

>>391133

>

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 No.391135

File: a47f552054da894⋯.gif (544.5 KB,500x281,500:281,2.gif)

GOD DAMN IT, JUST LET ME CUM ALREADY! I'VE GOT TEE WHISPERING IN MY EARS AND IT'S MAKING IT TINGLE LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO BLOW.

REEEEEEEEEE!

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 No.391136

File: bd4dd3887c28088⋯.jpg (24.96 KB,184x220,46:55,and what else.jpg)

>>391135

>TEE WHISPERING IN MY EARS

Hot.

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 No.391137

File: 74e3917bde81bc1⋯.gif (979.44 KB,540x408,45:34,tumblr_ocsjavClod1slvqiko2….gif)

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 No.391138

File: 2735af6a305e392⋯.gif (1.83 MB,480x270,16:9,26.gif)

FINALLY! HAHAHAHA, HE LET ME!

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 No.391139

File: dbee2b5884880bd⋯.png (515.69 KB,709x929,709:929,15621982_1705812019729627_….png)

>>391138

still gay

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 No.391140

File: ce35d51623d226f⋯.gif (1.95 MB,540x304,135:76,82.gif)

>>391139

I know.

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 No.391141

File: 3d0874776804a61⋯.jpg (97.24 KB,850x1063,850:1063,15626217_399911757014767_4….jpg)

>>391140

how very uncristian

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 No.391142

File: 96e9fe1dee3cdc9⋯.gif (884.34 KB,390x236,195:118,80.gif)

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 No.391143

File: bda688de7a36399⋯.jpg (949.36 KB,750x1340,75:134,cbeb504ed21e3154693e548e84….jpg)

>>391142

off to conversion therapy with you

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 No.391144

File: 78f290fe5606648⋯.gif (580.95 KB,320x320,1:1,58.gif)

>>391143

NO! No bad therapy stuff! >:c

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 No.391145

File: 92ce18cd8f4118c⋯.png (325.97 KB,550x641,550:641,15727162_402778266728116_3….png)

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 No.391146

File: 1be370541c8c32a⋯.jpg (24.15 KB,433x380,433:380,49.jpg)

>>391145

No memes! REEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.391147

File: b4e1ef41b900161⋯.jpg (93.06 KB,744x1228,186:307,15724574_607689152762292_5….jpg)

>>391146

but bobbies are nice tho

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 No.391149

File: 3f480c35727d7be⋯.jpg (289.79 KB,480x600,4:5,sk1426890960099.jpg)

http://www.shotsamerica.com/product_info.php?products_id=21387

Buying it was horribly embarrassing, but thankfully it was slightly less awful because I was there with a friend and she's roughly as clueless as me. I'll figure out if it was worth it at some point in the weekend, I guess.

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 No.391150

File: cf5b0af9a5678bf⋯.jpg (186.17 KB,860x1217,860:1217,cf5b0af9a5678bfd4ff305dc5e….jpg)

>>391149

Good luck skandi ^^

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 No.391151

>>391149

>no base

that's gonna slip in

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 No.391152

File: df97240995f6711⋯.png (104.57 KB,248x248,1:1,sk1426890959482.png)

>>391150

Thanks, I guess!

>it's still thinner than master's

rip my butt

>>391151

Is not! I'm not completely lacking in control, and I'm of course gonna be holding it anyway!

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 No.391153

File: eb3a64e0e479eb0⋯.png (357.98 KB,548x960,137:240,1484673805001.png)

F

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 No.391154

>>391152

Judging by your carried away moaning from all those vocaroos I wouldn't put it past you to forget about that little thing

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 No.391155

File: 4354a2080bf794e⋯.jpg (44.17 KB,860x484,215:121,1484768772001.jpg)

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 No.391156

File: a7f9e39e659a8f9⋯.jpg (746.63 KB,1106x1620,553:810,32d02117c3ea7130648d08c246….jpg)

>>391152

Just give it a good ride a few times, you'll soon stretch that tight hole of yours ;)

>>391153

Akari you better add me or I'll be upset!

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 No.391159

File: f392dd1b16b3244⋯.png (234.78 KB,429x525,143:175,sk1426890959595.png)

>>391154

I highly doubt I'll be able to forget about it, there's no need to worry about that.

>>391156

Don't talk so casually about my hole!! But yes sure, I'll hopefully be ready by the time he gets here.

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 No.391160

File: 72027a6618c2ec3⋯.jpg (4.48 MB,2300x3671,2300:3671,2e5221ea1d7fa55c3fd0c7965e….jpg)

>>391159

Just don't leave it too loose, then again a little dildo like that isn't going to risk much, just enjoy the ride, pun intended lol

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 No.391162

>>391149

>SHT065SKN

>SHTSKN

That's Hebrew for shitskin I think.

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 No.391163

File: 0b74599454426e6⋯.jpeg (167.78 KB,500x500,1:1,sk1426890959963.jpeg)

>>391160

>a little dildo like that

It's slightly thicker than the average dick! And way longer!

👏stop👏unrealistic👏dildo👏expectations👏

Speaking of which, the dildoes were categorised as either "realistic" or "exciting".

>>391162

That's racist! Even though I did deliberately avoid getting a brown once, since it'd have been weird.

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 No.391164

File: f23cf2b6fe193c4⋯.png (1.37 MB,1000x1403,1000:1403,7beea882cefcae2aff50147ca9….png)

>>391163

Its your bog standard dildo

You should have went with exciting, have you seen my vibrator?

lol

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 No.391165

>>391163

>the dildoes were categorised as either "realistic" or "exciting".

Hah, nice marketing there!

Heh, I see. I think the ancient Hebrews didn't have vowels in their spelling though so completely true!

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 No.391166

File: ec3386de66d0e0c⋯.jpg (130.55 KB,400x400,1:1,sk1426890960066.jpg)

>>391164

Well yeah! Just the size of a fairly big dick. The things went up to 12 inches with 8 inches around, and, wew.

All the "exciting" ones looked so embarrassing! And no, I don't think I have seen it.

>>391165

"Exciting" included stuff made of glass and ceramics and stuff, which seems… kinda terrifying.

They didn't! I remember that since I used to be atheist in an annoying way, and that fact is one of the things that make it hard to translate some religious texts.

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 No.391167

File: 7b639c832836e85⋯.png (228.34 KB,620x972,155:243,3aa4d8b798a1804ecf626207e7….png)

>>391166

really fuck… let me see…

Ahh fuck I cleared the pic, I'll post the youtube video instead

It's the G5 tiger https://youtu.be/KxTmSq3f-VQ

The one thats curved and has ribs…

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 No.391168

>>391167

And miku coloured >.<

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 No.391169

>>391166

Oh, nice. What was the price difference between glass and regular dildos?

I wouldn't be too terrified of it. For one, glass can be tough as fuck; but I don't think it's actual glass in the first place.

Precisely! I still am so that's why I know!

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 No.391170

File: 2af654319e82ecb⋯.jpg (56.25 KB,250x425,10:17,sk1426890960157.jpg)

>>391167

https://www.pipedreamproducts.com/showdetail?Full_Number=PD5510-21&DBRM=00008284

It was 11 inches long! But still, should be big anyone for anyone.

… Oh wow, that does look pretty good. No doubt the one I bought is much lower quality, but it also cost about a third of the one you've got!

>>391169

They cost about the same as regular ones, and do seem to be actual glass! "Hand blown" in some cases, even. kek

You don't seem annoyingly atheist to me! And I'm not saying I'm suddenly a non-atheist, just that I don't, like, argue about Christianity on 4chan or whatever.

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 No.391171

>>391170

>"Hand blown" in some cases, even. kek

Hue! But still. Unless you have rectum muscles made of steel or whack it with a hammer while it's in your ass, how could you possibly break it? The possibilities of temperature play see suppa nice.

Well, I guess I do not act the part. I am a fedora through and through though. Watched tons of debates as if they were more substantial than books where people might have time and space to actually say something..

Well, neither do I. But… I did have quite a few exchanges on YouTube which is probably even more cancerous than the chans.

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 No.391172

File: 5df8569f264cf86⋯.jpg (623.47 KB,953x1080,953:1080,5df8569f264cf869d6613bcb51….jpg)

>>391170

Its not about length, depth is more important lol

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 No.391173

File: 6327cdd3b1c08fa⋯.png (209.15 KB,400x450,8:9,sk1426890959702.png)

File: 6250ad4ffaa84e8⋯.jpg (23.03 KB,236x569,236:569,1451998376156.jpg)

>>391171

I dunno, I guess it just seems scary to me since it's so hard. Like, I'm not any more scared of a glass dildo than a steel dildo (or diamond dildo, pic related), but I'm certainly scared of both.

Eh! At a certain point, which I'm sure you've come to too, you've kinda heard all the arguments, so there's no point in watching debates.

>arguing on youtube

smdh

>>391172

Assuming you mean width, then yeah! All I need is for master to… be able to get in there, anyway.

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 No.391174

File: a5b8aa86a4f6913⋯.webm (307.14 KB,640x360,16:9,3 things.webm)

>>391173

Ahh, that's fair.

Yeah, probably not all of them, but a good amount. Sometimes though I get interested in certain (new) people. Like Arif Ahmed here, who's witty and pretty good at expressing thoughts in a clear, sharp way. Or the most recent find, Alex Malpass, who's a philosopher of logic (or a philosopher and a logician, idk) and has a nice demeanor (and accent).

>smdh

H-hey, it's super important to, uhh… to win! Yeah that's right!

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 No.391176

File: 29c4097aa84ca5d⋯.jpg (201.1 KB,700x840,5:6,20130816_425419.jpg)

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