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 No.390388 [View All]

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 No.390759

File: ab7516ccec32514⋯.jpg (48.4 KB,300x313,300:313,734.jpg)

>>390758

That's if Rural Japan accepts you. Does it need to be a garden friendly place? What are you trying to grow?

Worse.

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 No.390760

File: 7847213a06dbc89⋯.jpg (88.99 KB,760x1200,19:30,C1ZNfWLVIAAWWuA.jpg)

>>390759

Well no. I'd just like to try my hand at doing some small gardening. Seems like it could be fun and nice.

Oh no

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 No.390761

File: f236a051eeda7c0⋯.jpg (42.87 KB,300x226,150:113,411.jpg)

>>390760

>fun and nice

Yeah maybe for a fin. Nerd.

There things that grow in cold climates as well.

Prepare yourself.

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 No.390762

File: e25d219ce1d37de⋯.png (745.7 KB,744x1200,31:50,58760523_p0.png)

>>390761

Exactly!

And yeah. Mum has some fucking avocados and some citrus thing growing. Chilis also grow super easy. Just like the idea of growing something and seeing it mature and take care of it and things.

I will

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 No.390763

File: 67b99aa3afbfc03⋯.jpg (48.44 KB,300x279,100:93,600.jpg)

>>390762

You should fix that problem.

Why not grow some of those then? Too good for avocados?!

> Just like the idea of growing something and seeing it mature and take care of it and things.

Make a baby.

You won't be able to prepare yourself enough.

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 No.390764

File: a6e83c3d406f7ed⋯.png (617.63 KB,775x1200,31:48,58058914X_p0.png)

>>390763

No, not too good for avocados. I just want to grow things myself! Thinking I'll do that when I maybe get my apartment.

Babies are gross. Green things aren't.

I'll fight hard right before I start crying and make you feel bad for me and things.

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 No.390765

File: 5a8be300b93f4b9⋯.jpg (41.77 KB,350x256,175:128,168.jpg)

>>390764

What do you mean not too good for avocados?! And grow potatoes. Can't go wrong with those.

>Babies are gross.

Then how about a penis? :^)

I'll feel so bad for you I'll just have to put you out of your misery.

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 No.390766

File: fd8bc75eefbb6f0⋯.jpg (447.33 KB,800x800,1:1,56871614_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>390765

I mean avocados are fine! I doubt they'd fruit though. Think potatoes need more space than I could provide.

Taking care of a penis. I guess it does grow, does it mature? I guess it does. And it does need to be taken care of. But it's not green!

That's acceptable as well

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 No.390767

File: 18a3e012e19ac8c⋯.jpg (53.63 KB,300x368,75:92,414.jpg)

>>390766

Why do you think that? Not that I know weather conditions for avocados. Probably warm. Just grow a potato.

Paint it green if you really need it to be green.

All right then, I'll be at your funeral too.

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 No.390768

File: 0c313f2fa43d019⋯.png (502.43 KB,824x1200,103:150,57482144_p0.png)

>>390767

I assume they're supposed to grow in warm places like California or something. I don't want to grow a potato! I'll grow chilis!

Not want green cock.

Probably the only person there besides my parents.

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 No.390769

File: e5f319259520166⋯.jpg (46.31 KB,300x263,300:263,487.jpg)

>>390768

Grow some carrots then! And look up what grows in colder climates. All I know are potatoes and carrots.

Why are you being so picky?

I'm not inviting them.

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 No.390770

File: af9f293f3663e9c⋯.png (791.79 KB,938x1200,469:600,58014343_p0.png)

>>390769

Ahhhh I want green things that look nice! A carrot doesn't look nice! I just want chillis for now.

I'm not being picky!

lol that was a funny one.

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 No.390771

File: fdef53334b97cb6⋯.jpg (143.81 KB,650x635,130:127,1448550149239.jpg)

I haven't been here since Noun was here.

How many regulars do you have here?

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 No.390772

File: ecc3147c7a6cedd⋯.jpg (48.57 KB,300x310,30:31,886.jpg)

>>390770

Why, why, does it have to be green?!

Yes, yes you are.

I'm glad you find my non humor so humorous.

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 No.390773

File: 880cc05a70d0e98⋯.jpg (18.11 KB,300x294,50:49,107.jpg)

>>390771

Look at all your digits. Somewhere between that those.

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 No.390774

File: 2d91ba1d35a96d4⋯.jpg (540.06 KB,1500x1061,1500:1061,hUWqrR6.jpg)

>>390772

Green makes everything look nice!

Except cocks.

I take everything you say as a joke

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 No.390775

File: 7f3c83e94acc127⋯.jpg (33.8 KB,340x207,340:207,144.jpg)

>>390774

You can still grow non-green stuff! Well, assuming you want to eat it I guess. I guess if not then I guess a lot of flowers have green stems and all.

Are you sure?

That's for the best, because most of it is.

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 No.390776

File: c3e79323e771537⋯.jpg (93.74 KB,1280x720,16:9,GKlmyTx.jpg)

>>390775

I want some damn chilis! And other green things that can easily be grown in a pot!

I'm sure…

I think that's good.

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 No.390777

File: 75e6af701a99d5f⋯.jpg (67.94 KB,300x415,60:83,577.jpg)

>>390776

Weed

Go try it out.

>doctor I'm dying

>hah, always the joker! So what are you in today for?

>…

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 No.390778

File: ba4b1244dbb9d19⋯.png (532.66 KB,600x600,1:1,f90f1c4f3a65add56ad0726f18….png)

>>390777

Legal problems

No thanks.

Luckily I'm not your dr

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 No.390779

File: 79c08d992adac91⋯.jpg (35.16 KB,300x309,100:103,262.jpg)

>>390778

>caring

Revoke your gardening license now.

What a lamer.

I'm the lucky one here, since you're a Fin and all.

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 No.390780

File: f896af3c6fdca9a⋯.png (268.4 KB,388x535,388:535,f7fd86659d2ddbaf9058fbe0ef….png)

>>390779

Nigga I ain't risking my apartment on trying to grow some weed for the 1st time. Also I wouldn't know where to get seeds or anything.

How does that make you lucky

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 No.390781

File: 0b1fc699e663178⋯.jpg (55.47 KB,300x387,100:129,646.jpg)

>>390780

Why are you so lame? Geez. Don't kill your plants now!

Cause you Fins are terrible doctors!

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 No.390782

File: ff5a91020aa2f36⋯.png (353.35 KB,749x536,749:536,fffe35f769270261546da212e7….png)

>>390781

Are you growing weed?

They'll live happily under my neglect

Didn't really see this one coming… Good job.

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 No.390783

File: 00d5e81ce8f2c0c⋯.jpg (38.46 KB,340x206,170:103,99.jpg)

>>390782

No, I'm not a faggot. :^)

>tfw no one to neglect you

Just leave me be dammit!

We had this conversation earlier!

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 No.390784

File: 1321b3228bf4cd8⋯.png (579.86 KB,779x668,779:668,e13cd29fc34ec3e2c124e3d4a9….png)

>>390783

I'll neglect you so hard

We did. I was just impressed with bringing it back up in proper context

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 No.390785

File: 2ff8135be4e07a1⋯.jpg (30.92 KB,240x218,120:109,52.jpg)

>>390784

I don't even want that.

Was given a good opportunity.

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 No.390786

File: a472cd35d0c4101⋯.jpg (48.51 KB,620x865,124:173,vi4l.jpg)

>>390785

I'll do it because you don't want it.

You were! And I didn't even realize it!

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 No.390787

File: 6c0d06784a70704⋯.jpg (40.14 KB,270x273,90:91,33.jpg)

>>390786

This is some kind of otherworldly torture.

Gotta be on your toes!

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 No.390788

File: 5a581ac3ab24d04⋯.jpg (375.62 KB,1181x1748,1181:1748,tumblr_ob2ag38MC51sa0mwko3….jpg)

>>390787

It's what we Finns do. Neglect things.

I'm on my tippy toes from now on

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 No.390789

being a girl is fucking hard

>isabelle / isabella

>mirielle / mireille

>penelope

>pandora

>lucia

>delilah

>amber

>lilith

>dahlia

WHAT THE FUCK DO I PICK

maybe i should go full autist and name myself zarya or aphrodite or something retarded :^)

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 No.390790

ah yes…. perfect….. anthonette

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 No.390791

File: d9092641db50a44⋯.jpg (39.13 KB,503x643,503:643,4bd090848204cbf805a9052e45….jpg)

>>390789

I want you to pick Mirielle because calling you Miri would be cute af.

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 No.390792

File: a8ece3c9dac30cb⋯.jpg (50.88 KB,340x320,17:16,160.jpg)

>>390788

Time to neglect your own life for good.

Get off of those.

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 No.390793

>>390791

yeah i've been thinking mirielle is really cute

i came up with it because the main character of Noir (assassin anime) is called that

except her name in the anime is mireille which is completely different

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

pandora would be nice and pan isn't a bad nickname

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 No.390794

>>390792

I already do that!

It wasn't comfortable so I'll be on them figuratively.

>>390793

It's not completely different! It's honestly really pretty name.

You could meme that you're all dead inside and your body is the only thing keeping it from getting out in the world.

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 No.390795

>>390794

yeah i might use it if i can actually get a trip for it <_<

>dead inside

:^)

yeah pandora is kinda edgy but it's also pretty and i doubt anybody else names themself that

it's kind of disheartening to see several other trantrans with the name amber

it's almost an alice-tier meme name

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 No.390796

File: b11e88f60bcc6bf⋯.jpg (233.56 KB,650x745,130:149,1470423902079.jpg)

>>390795

>Deciding names based on trips

"meme" that you're all dead inside

Buddy, you pick whatever name you want and don't care what other people have as their names.

Is it bad that I can't come up with any boy names I'd want to be called but I can come up with few girls names?

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 No.390797

>>390796

well i mean

no that's not really what i mean, i was mostly joking

i'm trying to get a mirielle trip right now

i just want something unique and not the "flavor of the year" tranny name

like you see a lot of alices, see a bunch of ambers, know a few casses

gotta be unique, you know?

penelope / pandora / mirielle would definitely be the top 3 right now

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 No.390798

File: 76150e1b16964c8⋯.png (667.67 KB,764x1200,191:300,57671031_p0.png)

>>390797

I hope you get it. It's really pretty.

Yeah I know. Can't be part of the mass.

I vote for Mirielle

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 No.390799

File: e4843a145f7291b⋯.jpg (140.2 KB,719x720,719:720,K (96).jpg)

>>390794

Do it for "good." :^)

Nothing is ever comfortable.

Anyways, off to bed.

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 No.390800

>>390798

>know an alice who is dating another alice

>it was me and hattie's first picks

fucking

ALICE

but i'll keep it in mind

also i forgot to reply to

>Is it bad that I can't come up with any boy names I'd want to be called but I can come up with few girls names?

with

"that's because you're a girl, venya :^)"

i should really figure out what the female version of venya would be

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 No.390801

File: 6e839c0559b59ac⋯.png (909.09 KB,716x1200,179:300,57914389_p0.png)

>>390799

I'll try my hardest.

Night night Mobster

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 No.390803

File: bb809bff6a7f0c4⋯.jpg (137.94 KB,843x1200,281:400,ua0p.jpg)

>>390800

lol

Ree

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 No.390810

it's getting intense

penelope versus mirielle

penny versus miri

on the one hand, penny is just cuteness DEFINED

but mirielle is ladylike and graceful

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 No.390811

MIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRIMIRI

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 No.390814

File: e598aa92a7f9678⋯.png (689.74 KB,636x900,53:75,70462b9ebc7a7d938c4371fde8….png)

>>390800

alice>lucy>harriet boi

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 No.390816

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 No.390817

>>390814

alice > fuckton of names > amber > fuckton of names > mirielle / penelope

:3

alos who the fuck are you calling boi, fag

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 No.390931

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