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File: c5422450dd2bb2d⋯.png (338.96 KB,485x570,97:114,sk1426890959698.png)

 No.387657 [View All]

In 1035, King Cnut the Great of England, Norway and Denmark died (and the North Sea Empire died with him) edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFGFJMfBtlM

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 No.387995

File: c6dad0ec59d63ab⋯.jpg (82.29 KB,268x265,268:265,cotlincoln.jpg)

>>387990

Exactly that would be a very good arrangement. I'd make sure to help nurse you back to health. All cuddled up and warm and watched over.I know that your energy must be low.. you wouldn't have to do much. Considering that your not feeling well if lewd things did happen cuddling… I guess I'd have to do all the work… and thats okay.

>>387991

Well you never know when you're gonna need that ammo hun. Just nice to build it a bit.Near discharge in bed? Well I guess you're building up too. I like that I'm glad that you're not uncomfy. That's a definite good thing.

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 No.387996

File: fee8876e18eee69⋯.jpg (1.04 MB,2816x2112,4:3,PA151612.JPG)

>>387994

He's hiding at the other end of this extension cord.

>>387995

There could be all sorts of crises coming. Yeah. The thought of those lolis wouldn't disappear. Well, not the lolis actually. So how are you? All clean. Still warm?

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 No.387997

File: 8b23d7eaba33655⋯.gif (232.01 KB,250x196,125:98,13.gif)

>>387992

Hmm, somewhere in the middle isn't that bad, you could be doing much worse.

So how was work and such? Fun or what?

>>387995

I'd have the energy to lewd back equally, I'd feel bad if I made you do all the work Where do I sign up for this Peaches, is there some sort of deal we can sort out, because I really like the sound of this arrangement!

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 No.387998

File: a9e60d92d5b43ba⋯.gif (2 MB,400x332,100:83,shaq kat.gif)

>>387996

Exactly you never know when something could happen have to stay prepared right? Right. If it wasn't the thought of those lolis then what thought was it that just wouldn't disapear? Yes still quite clean, and very much warm still. So alls good.

>>387997

Are you sure you'd have the energy? Don't want to kill you or anything. I appreciate you doing some of the work for sure. But i'd be glad to take a firm hand with you and do a lot of work myself. You can put in at least a little work. Well, you don't have to sign up. This is the sort of agreement and arrangement that you just go into. Maybe you can make the deal more tempting for me though

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 No.387999

File: 8ee0e5481337203⋯.png (156.78 KB,666x683,666:683,70870080807790.png)

>>387996

I see.

>>387997

I haven't gone today, working 3:30-12, as long as I stay outside for most the shift it'll be fine though.

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 No.388000

File: 3d2a7d127e79dab⋯.jpg (1.04 MB,2816x2112,4:3,PA151613.JPG)

>>387998

Right you are! Got to keep a healthy and responsible attitude to ammunition stockpiling. Oh, it was the first two sentences of >>387718 ~ No lolis present though.

Ah nice. I had to put clothes on, was getting cold.

Also >filename

You know the difference between the British and the American shag? XP

>>387999

Indeed.

Hey, you work now?

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 No.388001

File: f7d833cfe3fd5c3⋯.jpg (55.8 KB,700x674,350:337,48.jpg)

>>387998

I'll have the energy, don't worry you wont hurt or kill me! Taking a firm hand doing all the work yourself wouldn't do, I'd at least have to do some of the work too, it's only fair

Oh, I can respect that! I'm unsure how to make it more appealing, I'm not good at this! I-I'm sorry! ;///;

>>387999

Well lets hope you'll be fine then, can't have you not being well!

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 No.388002

File: ea87af9ae728495⋯.png (287.31 KB,536x600,67:75,027_BSJA43n.png)

>>388000

I've been working since mid September

>>388001

I'm already not well

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 No.388003

File: bd9122469af9bc7⋯.jpg (52.28 KB,800x600,4:3,0a8e155cc31d97d9c50e361a.jpg)

>>387942

>SFV

>not KOF 14

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 No.388004

File: dcf02491dcca742⋯.jpg (1.1 MB,2816x2112,4:3,PA151614.JPG)

>>388002

I guess I had already sorta-disappeared. What do you do?

>>388003

'ey girl. Pick your colour.

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 No.388005

File: 676fc04b3c31332⋯.png (734.38 KB,516x800,129:200,000_tumblr_ojdfvth96p1u1ey….png)

>>388004

Work at a grocery store, do whatever they ask tbh

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 No.388006

File: 3e0d45550996aa7⋯.gif (594 KB,500x281,500:281,46.gif)

>>388002

Gah! I've failed. :c

Forgive me sims!

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 No.388007

File: 06143b396545aaa⋯.jpg (315.28 KB,1280x973,1280:973,cat dont need money.jpg)

>>388000

Exactly have to maintain the ammo reserves with vigor. It only makes sense. Oh that sentence. Well I can't deny it does feel amazing to have someone rim me. I'm all super clean right now too. … As far that goes? I know a tiny bit of the diffrence between american and british stuff. Just a little really.

>>388001

Well okay as long as you have the energy hun. I'll let you do some of the work.. but I want you to relax after all you've been sick just seems right. The offer will be there better or sick really. God you're cute I just wanted to see what you'd offer up is all.

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 No.388008

File: 013515441fb146f⋯.jpg (151.5 KB,615x765,41:51,0a995c6f1ff6a3aafe7a79a1.jpg)

File: ecb75fa9c155a41⋯.png (471.48 KB,1280x1106,640:553,1471864572-0.png)

File: 50107ae09de6032⋯.jpg (73.86 KB,500x708,125:177,1466713998212.jpg)

File: 5aade2763e0df0a⋯.jpg (1.53 MB,1500x1500,1:1,1469564633950.jpg)

File: 9704f84bef976c1⋯.gif (1.94 MB,560x380,28:19,1462694971695.gif)

>>388004

the color lewd?

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 No.388010

File: 2735af6a305e392⋯.gif (1.83 MB,480x270,16:9,26.gif)

>>388007

I'll have the energy don't you worry too much about that Peaches! Also I'll take that offer any chance I can!

I didn't know what to offer, that was too much pressure for me! I just got to flustered and just gave up on thinking of things to offer! Forgive me pretty please! ;////;

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 No.388011

File: d4ec7412764fb8c⋯.jpg (1.01 MB,2816x2112,4:3,PA151615.JPG)

>>388005

Ah I see.

>do whatever they ask tbh

Yeah I think that's rather similar in lots of places.

>>388007

Yus. How's your stockpile looking? Oh my. Someone got a mailthing a few hours ago.

Ah I see. Well, the UK fags use shag as a verb. It's a lewd word.

>>388008

I meant which one of the gummy bears were you. But scratch the previous pic and reply for this one.

Also Hey, I completely forgot about your fetish, thanks for reminding me!

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 No.388012

File: f2e6613eb1c2a05⋯.png (359.16 KB,640x600,16:15,037_ALL2pDn.png)

>>388006

Failed at what? You're fine

I'm having surgery on Valentine's

>>388011

Is it? Huh

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 No.388013

>>388012

You're having surgery for what? ARE YOU OKAY SIMS?! :c

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 No.388014

File: 6795ba1ac852093⋯.png (421.35 KB,688x600,86:75,012_wKMHCIY.png)

>>388013

My nose.

I'm okay I guess

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 No.388015

File: 4c1bafd31cf834b⋯.gif (2.42 MB,498x498,1:1,36.gif)

>>388014

Hmm okay, so it's nothing serious.. good!

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 No.388016

>>388012

I think so. Lots of different things needed to be done, not every little thing can warrant having a special person relegated to only do that thing. Something like that, I would think?

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 No.388017

>>388016

>>388012

>Lots of different things needed to be done

Also that sentence could have been better. *There are lots of things needed to be done…

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 No.388018

File: ca1013d7a585e69⋯.gif (499.04 KB,400x302,200:151,cattoggle.gif)

>>388010

Aw you're more than forgiven. I'm just glad you've got the energy. After all you want to be cuddled as that little spoon and let lewdness happen right? I just want to see you get yourself a little worked up, you can't blame me at all hun.

>>388011

My stockpile is going nicely very nicely in fact building the ammo reserves. I didn't get any mail thing even checked my spam folder.. its still fakestfakeemail@gmail.com. Yes the brits really do like to shag don't they?

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 No.388019

File: 271846fbfa72d06⋯.png (265.46 KB,740x512,185:128,018_ExWM7bI.png)

>>388015

Yeah

Just to help with breathing

>>388016

Yeah basically

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 No.388020

File: be5fee0ccf1ea90⋯.jpg (538.99 KB,1126x845,1126:845,PA151616.JPG)

>>388018

Mhmm, goody. Isn't it against some regulation to keep too much of it though? Well, not a literal mail. Look to the left of your mails.

Everyone does! They just call it something else.

>>388019

Well then. Nice coat. I notice it's red.

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 No.388021

File: 05f67a61b1735e6⋯.png (206.97 KB,708x600,59:50,011_UX4TUph.png)

>>388020

Please explain your red coat obsession

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 No.388022

>>388021

Not much to be explained… You just wanted me to spread a rumour, that's the first thing I came up with. That simple.

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 No.388023

>>388020

Exactly everyones got diffrent fancy words for the same things. But everyone means the same things what a wild world with that.

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 No.388024

File: d79926310640a9b⋯.jpg (1.03 MB,2816x2112,4:3,PA151617.JPG)

>>388023

Crazy indeed. Not as crazy as the dom penis'd loli world I conjured yesterday, but still pretty crazy!

What are you up to btw?

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 No.388025

>>388024

I like your imgination though thats a good thin I might make lunch or an early diner soon I'm starting to get a little hungry. Gotta keep my energy up.

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 No.388026

File: 3e853796aa18fc6⋯.jpg (354.85 KB,850x656,425:328,sample_606e5140a5428ede369….jpg)

>>388025

Oh yes, you do that, can't be going hungry. I'm eatin myself. Some yummy rice noodles.

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 No.388027

>>388026

Yesh gotta grab something i;ll be back in a few gonna wander my kitchen for a few to get something going.

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 No.388028

>>388027

Sure thing, you have fun.

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 No.388029

File: 2a94df00d2fc166⋯.gif (1.88 MB,500x299,500:299,35.gif)

>>388018

Ahh sorry for the late reply, and that's exactly what I want to happen, anyway I need to leave for movie time with the room-mates, it was nice speaking to you again, good bye for now!

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 No.388030

File: 7d5ed4fa49ac8c1⋯.png (47.4 KB,305x288,305:288,HAIIII♥.png)

Sup bitches?

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 No.388031

File: d8fe1ad459edc36⋯.jpg (13.92 KB,146x225,146:225,hey you.jpg)

>>388030

Hey Maddie, what up?

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 No.388032

Well I've got some food in the oven now gonna have an early dinner how is everyone?

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 No.388033

File: 4dc179f55b0db53⋯.jpg (56.87 KB,960x876,80:73,15589565_1162476110510246_….jpg)

>>388030

im good watched some Yakub

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 No.388034

File: 85ae969dcb7d3a0⋯.jpg (43.43 KB,183x219,61:73,meanwhile 02.jpg)

>>388032

What's baking?

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 No.388035

>>388034

Chicken. Gona be good I think. Gonna bounce off here a little bit so I can go do wash/ have dinnner. I'll see you guys in a little while.

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 No.388036

>>388035

Alrighty, enjoy your meal. See you in a little while.

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 No.388037

File: 372467ca3fce2a0⋯.png (506.59 KB,512x720,32:45,hypersexual S&M freak.png)

>>388031

hihi. not a whole lot. I decided to get all dolled up and cute for my day off and I'm waiting for my chicken nuggets to come out of the oven.

How's your Saturday?

>>388033

What's that?

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 No.388038

File: bda688de7a36399⋯.jpg (949.36 KB,750x1340,75:134,cbeb504ed21e3154693e548e84….jpg)

>>388037

black supremacist propaganda

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 No.388039

>>388038

waaat why?

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 No.388040

somebody cutepost with me

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 No.388041

File: 99e09b1d5d476c6⋯.jpg (111.03 KB,640x800,4:5,c7e526c7057578193c4d6f225a….jpg)

>>388039

funny shit yo

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 No.388042

File: aef0af2dbc82cd6⋯.jpg (16.64 KB,191x224,191:224,maybe 01.jpg)

>>388037

Ah I see, fun. All of these yankees pulling chicken out of the oven.

I've got a severe case of cold tbh. Could be better, but at least it's Saturday alright!

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 No.388043

>>388042

Drink some nyquil and or oj <3

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 No.388044

>>388043

Ahah, we don't have those here methinks. I had some uhhh, effervescent* tablets (?)

*that¨s a new one for me!

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 No.388046

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