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 No.382610 [View All]

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 No.382882

File: ab5d85c3df50373⋯.jpg (304.15 KB,670x947,670:947,51a618c14b18820ed9abb64969….jpg)

>>382879

heh, you would wear it, I bet you would, especially if it had a tail and stuff ^^

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 No.382883

File: e64bf7b738b1669⋯.jpg (26.51 KB,180x214,90:107,i can think clearly again.jpg)

Am back, wew.

>>382814

Ahah, alrighteyo.

>>382811

The puppest jew, or the jewest pup.

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 No.382884

File: f0a86b04f9a93d9⋯.png (217.54 KB,510x510,1:1,sk1426890959634.png)

>>382881

Oh, so you live really close then? I assumed LDR, since that seems to be the norm for internet people.

Yeah, it's the same kind of thing! We comfort each other and calm each other down, plus he's helped me a lot with alcohol issues. Used to drink like five nights a week, now it's down to two! So hopefully we'll function well together IRL too, but we'll find out in February.

>>382882

Now now! I'm not a furry! And I don't even ever wear pajamas or robes or anything, the slobbiest I'll go is t-shirt and chinos.

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 No.382885

File: d8fe1ad459edc36⋯.jpg (13.92 KB,146x225,146:225,hey you.jpg)

>>382884

Heya Skandi! What up?

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 No.382886

>>382812

T O O O M U CH

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 No.382887

File: 2091d5d206fb871⋯.jpg (1.17 MB,1062x1500,177:250,222a175fbce3ccc2ee1a6cb0c5….jpg)

>>382882

I have onesie pajamas of a yellow fox with ears and a tail.

Will post pics later. Not home now. But they're comfy and warm.

>>382884

Actually, he lives across the ocean. He's murican, i'm a slav.

What's LDR?

We're internet dating, for eight months.

I'm glad it's going well for you. Glad you don't have to wait as long, either.

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 No.382888

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this song is very comfy

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 No.382889

File: 9cf9ee1f80625cc⋯.png (1.98 MB,1500x1500,1:1,sk1426890959949.png)

>>382885

Just got back into my Christmasy burgundy suit, and in like 15 minutes guests will be arriving! Stress and awkward small talk will rule my life for the next four hours or so!

How about you, then?

>>382887

Oh! So you haven't yet blown him!

Long-distance relationship!

Well, I've been his for almost two years soon, so we've waited a good bit! But he's Amerikan, so it's pretty expensive for him to get here. But now the tickets are bought, and I've got us a hotel room! :^)

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 No.382890

wew act II is truly the higligth

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 No.382891

File: f90d29ecaa24cf8⋯.jpg (37.14 KB,184x224,23:28,anything to do about it.jpg)

>>382889

Oh boy, have fun / good luck with the smalltalk!

Well, had dinner, unwrapped presents and everything. Sipping the remains of cinnamon mead and eating candy.

>>382890

Oh boy…

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 No.382892

>>382891

so trunk

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 No.382893

File: de28ef2965e7724⋯.png (140.78 KB,368x368,1:1,sk1426890959435.png)

>>382891

>cinnamon mead

Oh my god. I wasn't aware there was such a thing, it sounds so good. Too bad we only have two brands of mead here, both of which are bog standard.

>>382892

trunk trunk trunk

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 No.382894

>>382893

ikr

like…

beyond drunk. tried to help daddyo to bed but tood runk

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 No.382895

File: 2e61a893db452dc⋯.jpg (21.79 KB,194x227,194:227,i didn't hear it.jpg)

>>382892

>>382894

I know! Oh god. How much have you had?!

>inb4 too much

>>382893

It's pretty decent! But I'm looking forward to the Slovakian stuff we got for when brother and sis-in-law arrive.

That suck, rip Norway :/

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 No.382896

>>382895

Like… idk…. like…. 3x shotrs liklen 4x wione glasse s like 2x whiskyys iudk, lfrunk,

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 No.382897

>>382895

>>>382894 (You)

a bnrrt

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 No.382898

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.382899

File: a74e5d33cc0944b⋯.png (87.54 KB,208x420,52:105,1436144653246.png)

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 No.382900

File: 0426afd2450611f⋯.png (334.58 KB,634x720,317:360,sk1426890959596.png)

>>382894

Wow. Well, try to get enough water at least!

>>382897

>a bnrrt

Okay, that's kinda cute.

>>382895

Ooh! Is Slovakian stuff better?

Actually, I'm going to Prague some time next year, I'll pick up some nice mead!

GUESTS ARE ARRIVING BYE FOR NOW

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 No.382901

>>382899

tfw argued about drug legislations and euthanisaition with parentstsd

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 No.382903

>>382900

been trinking water last 1,4h or so

'

hiw did uir xmas partie go

why arten't u drunk yet

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 No.382904

File: b963957126bb6d8⋯.jpg (117.58 KB,645x911,645:911,1430804559270.jpg)

>>382901

now they think you are a druggio

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 No.382905

>>382896

>>382897

Oh man. S-stop Venla, for your own good! x-x

>>382900

Idk if it is in general, but I had this particular brand last year. Bought two bottles this year, it was so smooth! Dang.

Yeah! You do that. Although idk where to get them outside of Christmas markets. Some are in grocery stores but usually not great ones.

See you Skandi, have fun.

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 No.382906

>>382904

told em' i havbem't tried anythign stronger than coedien. mum thinkg anyting "natural" is ok

>>382905

drink h20 atm

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 No.382907

File: 9c906f528fd8efa⋯.jpg (14.71 KB,182x216,91:108,moon.jpg)

>>382906

Good, good. No quick movements.

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 No.382908

File: cd22797b9fab465⋯.jpg (106.39 KB,582x582,1:1,sk1426890960033.jpg)

>>382903

I'm not drunk yet because we haven't even had dinner! I won't even get drunk at all today, probably!

And now I'm actually leaving, for reals!

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 No.382909

File: b00a6fb804be01e⋯.png (437.4 KB,1013x1319,1013:1319,3b3a9b9b0b59f10c2ad18fd50f….png)

>>382889

I dream about it though.

Yeah, long distance. We cam and voice chat every day.

Ooh, that sounds like fun. Nii-san might come during the summer, but I still have to wait for a year after that.

>>382890

Act 4 will be the worst.

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 No.382910

File: 8185da4e7d4a954⋯.jpg (436.36 KB,1280x1116,320:279,collar3.jpg)

This is really my last post before leaving, honestly.

>>382909

It'll be fun as hell! This collar I made should give you a hint as to why! Now I super need to go meet the guests, though!

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 No.382911

>>382909

idk hwat can top the drunkness and propsoong to mum lmao

>>382908

WHAAAT but it's the weekend scakif

qweqwe

have dunf mr skandi"! like 4 reals

i hope uhave funs

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 No.382912

File: 0c8c9e9bba38c37⋯.png (180.32 KB,342x356,171:178,1439955582973.png)

>>382906

>heroin is natural

Maybe you need more alcohol in your system to sober up a bit

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 No.382913

>>382912

Lol i told em' cocaine is natural and thing s

lul

idk, muym just idk was druybnk nmas well. lasd wasn't natural and idk so i was fune with at but codein->heroine was nutatrlkrk idk

like mum just said ceratin death is like do wahtever u want

NO MOORE ALCK tpdautoday

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 No.382914

File: a3760cabc2f254b⋯.jpg (138.94 KB,784x441,16:9,tumblr_oaizmeReIT1s21xzoo8….jpg)

Hi again.

>>382605

>the witcher 3

A patrician's taste.

>>382606

>the Crooked Man.

This game desu. **And here you thought your life was shit enough, until you see David's life. All this time you think your life was crooked, but didn't knew you were crooked as well.

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 No.382915

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 No.382916

File: d3db69e6be069b2⋯.jpg (138.05 KB,1280x720,16:9,Leopard-Raws-Keijo-09-RAW-….jpg)

>>382914

>**And here you thought your life was shit enough, until you see David's life. All this time you think your life was crooked, but didn't knew you were crooked as well.

Failed at spoiling.

>>382915

See. >>382473

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 No.382917

File: 904c82744756d7f⋯.jpg (368.55 KB,507x900,169:300,3803efa5f0adc7701d3f421350….jpg)

>>382910

Welp, that sounds like fun.

Nii-san's already picking out outfits for me, using Dead or alive extreme beach volleyball as reference.

>>382911

Proposing to mom? What?

>>382914

It's a big inspiration for my project.

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 No.382918

>>382914

Oh hello new person. Howdy?

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 No.382919

>>382916

u asked sober me if ryuko was ruby?

>>382917

daddyo asked my opiniopn about proposing to mum

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 No.382920

File: 8e3fdd2d459e5b1⋯.jpg (163.27 KB,784x441,16:9,tumblr_oa8n34zRiZ1s21xzoo9….jpg)

>>382917

Have you played the whole series?

>>382918

Hi there. I'm doing fine. Wbu?

>>382919

I guess so. I see that you are enjoying your xmas.

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 No.382921

File: 9f6c988ad02445c⋯.png (969.15 KB,800x1066,400:533,fc3dc7e691d999c8d57c6cbf17….png)

>>382919

Are they not married?

He should do it.

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 No.382922

File: c1056ea5bc393dc⋯.png (935.31 KB,1000x1500,2:3,dd95bc3b15b7a062dadc4e3d77….png)

>>382920

There's more?

No, actually.

I should, but haven't got the time.

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 No.382923

>>382920

"enqjoying " is a stong word. more like getting drunk enough to endure it

>>382921

no. daddyo like 70 mum is like60 something. Logically I'm against it since daddyo has 3 different kiddies so they'd have right to the estate/inheritance unlike nopw when mum onw everything

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 No.382924

File: 3a462bfc2a337b2⋯.png (54.47 KB,340x340,1:1,1480880311001.png)

how was church?

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 No.382925

>>382924

TELL ME HOW URT CHURCH WAS AKARI

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 No.382926

File: 7ddae27a3cf9df5⋯.jpg (2.01 MB,3264x2448,4:3,14826074156531893906700.jpg)

>>382924

I wasn't at church, but I got an angel as a present. Does that count?

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 No.382927

File: 76666608150b505⋯.png (316.03 KB,919x737,919:737,1479473377575.png)

>>382925

i-it was nice. I went there with my sister.

We sang some christmas songs and listened to the priest.

w-why do you scream so loud?

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 No.382929

File: 95004e884f1d204⋯.png (265.54 KB,402x586,201:293,hitleryouthface.png)

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 No.382930

File: 0218b54358a9e0b⋯.png (46.19 KB,221x221,1:1,1345070249261.png)

>>382924

I havn't been to church in 6 years

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 No.382931

File: a8992fe915582bc⋯.jpg (8.18 KB,104x106,52:53,everybody 01.jpg)

>>382920

Not doing bad myself, thank you. Playing a game, kinda. So, you came here just today yeah? How'd you find this place, just out of curiosity?

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 No.382932

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 No.382933

>>382926

but the angel looks very nice

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