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File: 1fe66ab02556b3d⋯.png (529.17 KB,607x730,607:730,1478230135989.png)

 No.379335 [View All]

dead inside in the middle of the night

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 No.379897

File: a32488b04e975fb⋯.png (1.29 MB,1364x766,682:383,1457747532877.png)

>>379894

I meant lewd stuff for right now

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 No.379898

>>379893

Oh no, she's just a bit crazy. Likes to do things on a whim and let passions take over, while the penis, well he's an old fashioned guy, just wants to settle down, have children, a house with white fence around it. Just wouldn't work.

>>379895

>tfw listening to a Christian vs. Muslim debate while posting gfur

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 No.379899

File: b35f5815b44d176⋯.png (334.42 KB,406x422,203:211,sexy face.png)

>>379896

I won't lie. I Actually got physical sick when I saw that video.

>>379898

Thats not the point.

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 No.379900

File: e7ed451f4310c4c⋯.png (709.17 KB,1191x1684,1191:1684,ug9m.png)

>>379894

switchingtocutieswhen

>>379896

I guess they are kind of skilled at plastic surgery.

Any idea how much it costs over there?

tfw asians no asian genes

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 No.379901

File: 11782473a848836⋯.jpg (82.16 KB,800x648,100:81,cb0d6dd28f537d1cb49af4544f….jpg)

>>379898

can we stop talking about my penis as a separate entity

>>379899

good good

>>379900

50K

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 No.379902

File: bcd80174da1be7a⋯.jpg (58.11 KB,500x502,250:251,1458179382157.jpg)

>>379900

venla keeps abandoning me

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 No.379903

>>379901

Better start taking them gov backed student loans wew

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 No.379904

>>379902

I do!?

>>379886

Oopsie.

nuff' lewds for tonight

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 No.379905

File: 199e79faf097808⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,5.17 MB,598x448,299:224,1412963531970.gif)

>>379897

That's not related to the knot. Oh wait, right, the first link. Well you lack persistence then.

>>379899

Yeah I know. Just thought it a slightly curious coincidence.

>>379900

I don't haveany cuties ;-;

>>379901

I was talking about the one in the vid!

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 No.379906

File: b9fea2b5dc016ee⋯.png (893.27 KB,1904x1642,952:821,a7a8ef8b73c58452cda7ee0c62….png)

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 No.379907

File: 31de0e2a9cd76d4⋯.jpg (1.04 MB,720x976,45:61,b01acb95286229faf343dac4f5….jpg)

>>379903

i need a high quality neovag

>>379905

ohh my bad

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 No.379908

File: 2c11726f3bcbd09⋯.jpg (109.96 KB,1200x880,15:11,af636906641183d24685cfab97….jpg)

>>379904

I need my (you)'s

probably enough lewd stuff

>>379905

yeh I got no patience

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 No.379909

File: c26e7645075f236⋯.mp4 (7.8 MB,854x480,427:240,Goodbye penis.mp4)

>>379901

>>379905

But why do you spoiler?

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 No.379910

File: 1c5198dc60f23e9⋯.png (675.34 KB,1211x1436,1211:1436,50582260_p0.png)

>>379907

Yeah don't want it breaking apart a week after warranty is over. Best go with quality.

>>379908

>>379908

>>379908

>>379908

I understand. (you) withdrawal is the worst.

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 No.379911

File: 77d3d9b3cac2746⋯.jpg (157.18 KB,768x1024,3:4,CplM7owVYAASX0H.jpg)

>>379910

Im a filthy addict

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 No.379912

File: 00a5a55f8e2bb3b⋯.jpg (333.48 KB,1119x1600,1119:1600,[HU]_Bleach_&_Death_Note_C….jpg)

>>379906

Oh alright then, I'll see what I can dig up!

>>379908

Rip. Needs more lewdness in you.

>>379909

Well idk, people don't like furry shit much, just trying not to disturb. That one post you linked I just forgot to unspoiler.

>>379907

's fine.

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 No.379913

File: 573b492f8f76137⋯.png (11.59 KB,499x562,499:562,d8518af20a6a17705f72e0dd7b….png)

>>379912

cold affects it a bit

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 No.379914

File: 0d483535792a9cb⋯.jpg (40.33 KB,598x600,299:300,943e4e155b9d421338dfc1a252….jpg)

>>379910

i dont want to break my penis vagina

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 No.379915

File: edf90212be45b33⋯.png (929.46 KB,925x1200,37:48,57800824_p0.png)

>>379911

we all are, no getting over it.

>>379912

Good!

>>379914

You should get the extended warranty with it.

You've made me interested in looking up surgeons neovag portfolios.

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 No.379916

File: 9f6fe34f2f11835⋯.png (1.46 MB,1280x1280,1:1,1476389132982.png)

>>379912

Hey, there is not such thing as a bad penis. To be honest, I find furry dicks more creative than normal dicks.

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 No.379917

File: ea063fa8b6f1caf⋯.jpg (38.79 KB,530x641,530:641,efafbe1e057ee19fe0f47e33f5….jpg)

>>379915

riprip venven

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 No.379918

File: 551f656e10d3a3f⋯.png (602.72 KB,850x1209,850:1209,sk1426890959763.png)

>Spanish class

>teacher is taking students aside and giving their tests back and explaining what they did right/wrong

>set us all to just write a story in the meantime

>that's all the direction we get

>write a children's story

>have tons of fun with it

Instead of finishing the novel, maybe I should just write a children's book. It'd be like ~2 pages of text spread over ~30 pages with illustrations. Easy as hell!

>>379916

maximum degenerate

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 No.379919

File: fab96312eba8450⋯.jpg (262.17 KB,1600x1188,400:297,1325127303375.jpg)

>>379913

Oh. Is it a bad one?

>>379915

Perfect!

>>379916

Oh, neat. And a good pic there indeed.

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 No.379921

File: 139ae312fb87ea0⋯.jpg (148.05 KB,1280x740,64:37,b28c607dd2bf2b366923685850….jpg)

>>379916

that face tho

>>379915

whats up venla

>>379919

I mean the temperature

well, I was sneezy today too

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 No.379922

File: b16300c512fd043⋯.jpg (381.63 KB,660x890,66:89,1462735466495.jpg)

>>379921

Ooh! Well, that's why you got the heater on for yeah? Put that fucker to good use. Deploy blankets. Do what's necessary!

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 No.379923

File: 277487fe76d48b7⋯.png (413.22 KB,790x1306,395:653,54724046_p0.png)

>>379917

Hard to find

>>379921

Watching a movie with Magi.

What about you?

>>379918

Hard part is getting published I'd imagine.

>>379919

qt

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 No.379924

File: 822472d88f3b0ea⋯.jpg (665.12 KB,996x724,249:181,1468964909368.jpg)

>>379922

hmmm, heater's struggling

set it for 70 degrees but it's stuck at 65

>>379923

are you a couple now

Im a bit tempted for a nap, plannin on streaming in two hours tho

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 No.379925

File: 7861cb2a0aa4615⋯.gif (256.45 KB,500x255,100:51,sk1426890959440.gif)

>>379923

Well yes, but that is also true for novels. With a children's story, it'd at least be a much less enormous project!

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 No.379926

File: 2157dd505748b98⋯.jpg (112.73 KB,830x920,83:92,80c315cbea1b05644b2b5148e8….jpg)

>>379923

See? I'm trying!

>>379924

Oh, that is kinda low. Got the blankets up and running?

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 No.379927

File: 2acb5bf4104d279⋯.png (793.17 KB,1200x1094,600:547,55876187_p0.png)

>>379924

>are you a couple now

You could say that…

Have a nap before stream! You'll have energy to do things then!

>>379925

That's true. They would also be fun to make I'm sure. More of a hobby thing or aspiring occupation?

>>379926

I can see you trying and I'll give you points for that.

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 No.379928

File: a8f9813eecabad0⋯.jpg (160.16 KB,1024x768,4:3,CjDRErSUYAA76V_.jpg)

>>379926

well, tomorrow's gonna be warm at least

and it's actually gonna warm up today later through the night cus the temp's weird this weekend.

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 No.379929

File: 218bc60b6f0db2c⋯.png (1.54 MB,1360x768,85:48,jenkem7.png)

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 No.379930

File: bca4325328a5578⋯.jpg (66.98 KB,595x842,595:842,1466142114657-0.jpg)

>>379927

Excellent. Oooh, also I just noticed I have a "which one?" folder for later. Doesn't have many pics in it so far but I'll work on that.

>>379928

That's something I suppose.

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 No.379931

File: f077af55ae2d9ee⋯.jpg (661.57 KB,4395x3283,4395:3283,9abe38b2411e930ae7c66e1fe4….jpg)

>>379930

so sleepy, I think soda does it

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 No.379932

>>379930

Which one?

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 No.379933

File: f392dd1b16b3244⋯.png (234.78 KB,429x525,143:175,sk1426890959595.png)

>>379927

There's just something about the very simple language of children's stories that's fun to use. of course, when I wrote it in Spanish I didn't have much of a choice but to use simple language, 'cause I'm not exactly a Spanish expert.

It can't be an occupation, 'cause practically zero Norwegian authors can be just fulltime authors! That's what I get for being born in a tiny country! But it's more than a hobby too, since I've gotten a good few short stories (and two poems) published, and was invited to a literature festival and stuff.

>You could say that…

2tsun

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 No.379934

File: 2c95fb02197cb62⋯.png (53.8 KB,700x525,4:3,9b87e91879034bb13db08b58ff….png)

>>379927

no naps

must persevere

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 No.379935

File: 562b9abb1334f67⋯.jpg (190.85 KB,1200x1152,25:24,562b9abb1334f67c0d02ec6cca….jpg)

>>379931

Oh. What time is it there? Like 6pm?

>>379932

Yeah, you know. Which one do you self-insert as, and such.

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 No.379936

>>379933

True. If you had fun doing it in spanish, try doing it in norwegian if you feel like.

You just got to write in English to go mainstream. And I guess self publishing would be possible with ebooks being a thing. Sounds fun though, getting invited to places like that. You can always keep it as a hobby when you're old in a garden writing with a typewriter and a cup of coffee next to you.

>>379935

Oh…..

>>379934

You'll go silly without sleep!

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 No.379937

File: a57bafaa79e80da⋯.png (218.16 KB,800x600,4:3,55658999_p0.png)

>>379935

4:30

>>379936

oh man no one wants a silly stream

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 No.379938

>>379937

Exactly! Super serious streams only. Twitch rules.

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 No.379939

File: 6cf1df3da5a1a65⋯.jpg (172 KB,500x700,5:7,58617061_p17_master1200.jpg)

>>379938

this is a strict, dry documentary

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 No.379940

>>379939

No fun allowed. Only hard work.

What's on the table for today's stream?

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 No.379941

File: a2332be7de106b2⋯.jpg (192.91 KB,900x571,900:571,1350066162401.jpg)

>>379936

Mhmm?~

>>379937

Huh, I see. Well that is early to be feeling sleepy. I pretty much gave up on sodas. Idk that it makes me less sleepy though.

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 No.379942

>>379941

nothing!

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 No.379943

File: b4d06525fdc45df⋯.gif (866.03 KB,500x750,2:3,1351240854149.gif)

>>379942

I can tell you are excited already!~ No need to be ashamed, who wouldn't be?!

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 No.379944

File: a94a962bfdb05e1⋯.jpg (129.02 KB,1040x1200,13:15,678d022349289090b1090c5d37….jpg)

>>379940

more blender sculpting

>>379941

ton of sugar that spikes your insulin and gives you a crash

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 No.379945

>>379943

No excitement to be found!

>>379944

Continuing the wings?

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 No.379947

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 No.379948

File: 47e1ec27643bb2f⋯.jpg (274.29 KB,1024x682,512:341,1352445424205.jpg)

>>379944

Hmmm, crash in what sense? Also, cute pic that one.

>>379945

Shhh, no need to be bashful about it~

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