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File: 53e0e9577a53ed3⋯.png (266 KB,500x500,1:1,sk1426890959704.png)

 No.378847 [View All]

Unjust punishment edition

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fYzaoxv853

I sent master a vocaroo of me doing an incredibly poor impression of a dog in a silly context, and because of reasons he decided to punish me for it. So he wanted me to post it, and point out that he owns me, and that I want to be put on a leash like a dog. Which, granted, is completely true.

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 No.379271

File: 52f12d65937a751⋯.png (212.33 KB,576x539,576:539,1456122731175.png)

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 No.379272

File: fc958a376a4ac1e⋯.jpg (298.79 KB,1457x1457,1:1,51.jpg)

>>379271

No! >:c

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 No.379273

File: 58ce7db83653224⋯.jpg (247.97 KB,566x800,283:400,0c569a50a7fe94106f57a1afe1….jpg)

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 No.379274

File: 849c36d788bf65d⋯.jpg (303.1 KB,1457x1457,1:1,50.jpg)

>>379273

So now you resort to kissing me to sleep huh!? WELL I HAVE YOU KNOW IT WONT WORK.

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 No.379275

File: f0755e59e9c3f62⋯.jpg (295.63 KB,800x862,400:431,e4fb81831f437d50a7a247134c….jpg)

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 No.379276

File: e846e0af2ba01fc⋯.png (918.74 KB,751x750,751:750,49.png)

>>379275

Not happening mister!

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 No.379277

File: 042f28966a24da2⋯.png (347 KB,600x600,1:1,e93e9b53ce9a639cd7256b7a01….png)

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 No.379278

File: 7fc402c876a0ac0⋯.png (971.08 KB,675x890,135:178,48.png)

>>379277

Still a nop!

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 No.379279

File: f7ed7385d8fe036⋯.jpg (124.63 KB,1216x846,608:423,b1d20b5c47a4c550bd2e2c2b2f….jpg)

>>379278

Not even kissus?!

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 No.379280

File: c8f3fd9df62e203⋯.png (1.26 MB,810x810,1:1,47.png)

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 No.379281

File: ebdf53bbbbb2018⋯.jpg (104.88 KB,850x531,850:531,sample-bec3f32e7aeb66652ae….jpg)

>>379280

Yeah, and?

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 No.379282

File: 34a136fa7d8ad81⋯.jpg (175.74 KB,1080x1080,1:1,46.jpg)

>>379281

I'm saying it's lewd!

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 No.379283

File: 7a61bf134f7ea44⋯.jpg (374.78 KB,807x1200,269:400,5.jpg)

>>379282

You got a problem with lewd?!

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 No.379284

File: 03c2909d1e35703⋯.jpg (202.68 KB,1080x1080,1:1,45.jpg)

>>379283

MAYBE I DO.

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 No.379285

File: e58bf21882c53aa⋯.png (556.96 KB,589x850,589:850,9b244843ec87cfd525d3e4fe1e….png)

>>379284

YOU BETTER NOT!

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 No.379286

File: fb148d45ba83903⋯.jpg (105.37 KB,1080x1080,1:1,44.jpg)

>>379285

I GO SLEEP NOW.

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 No.379288

File: cc40049dadb524f⋯.jpg (108.14 KB,850x1202,425:601,1sample-e18e898a29b5dd5057….jpg)

>>379286

LAME!!!

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 No.379289

File: 597f34c9dde7524⋯.jpg (89.92 KB,1080x1080,1:1,43.jpg)

>>379288

I KNOW! GOODNIGHT.

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 No.379290

File: 976656a4eae57c2⋯.jpg (136.54 KB,500x446,250:223,df3707bb55a257833f45fcda3f….jpg)

>>379289

And not even a single kissu was shared

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 No.379291

File: 2e4f954056d2768⋯.jpg (62.52 KB,1080x1080,1:1,42.jpg)

>>379290

Shh it's okay! <3

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 No.379294

File: 4ab2117ec099655⋯.jpg (296.69 KB,1159x1200,1159:1200,6724935df2fe13e5dc7383a168….jpg)

I am return

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 No.379295

File: a8f9813eecabad0⋯.jpg (160.16 KB,1024x768,4:3,CjDRErSUYAA76V_.jpg)

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 No.379296

File: 5ee992d664b8cd9⋯.jpg (202.02 KB,600x800,3:4,59916828_p13_master1200.jpg)

too rip

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 No.379300

File: afee0de71360ec3⋯.png (753.31 KB,1280x738,640:369,jj.png)

>>379296

Ill rip you!

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 No.379304

File: ea7a3cc5d281e6f⋯.jpg (118.71 KB,1000x1000,1:1,cdd639becd8c2d069ae044bc40….jpg)

>>379300

rip my 3D apart

Im doin it everyday, obsessin over it even

all the time I'm at work I'm eager to get home to fix these damn wings

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 No.379306

File: b239a08a7534cd3⋯.png (376.04 KB,1280x738,640:369,vlcsnap-error624.png)

>>379304

Try working on something else for a bit then

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 No.379307

>tfw you had a straight white cis male suck your dick

Feels good

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 No.379310

>>379307

dats pretty gay

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 No.379314

File: afeab9e5fbd4f82⋯.jpg (642.24 KB,881x1200,881:1200,57295069_p1_master1200.jpg)

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 No.379315

File: 3d2e03a75bf8bf4⋯.jpg (97.35 KB,850x799,50:47,__aqua_kingdom_hearts_and_….jpg)

I wish i was a woman.

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 No.379317

File: d451f3dc826b070⋯.jpg (1.43 MB,1700x2500,17:25,4163caac9ce1817327ef2d0dea….jpg)

>>379315

HRT when?

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 No.379318

File: b7a50a300cd2084⋯.png (19.07 KB,251x54,251:54,arrakis crying.png)

>>379317

Hmm. You know if I was a tranny I could pretend I have a smelly pussy… Something to think about for sure.

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 No.379319

File: 09824674720ee5b⋯.png (176.07 KB,690x800,69:80,d527f09b39d3feeab39b779ea1….png)

>>379318

just punch yourself in the dick. until it goes inside

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 No.379320

File: 09d04a8077aeff0⋯.jpg (33.96 KB,799x994,799:994,84ab03defed8a73a4fe51934c0….jpg)

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 No.379321

File: 8186e1d8297a516⋯.png (366.93 KB,600x635,120:127,76db527da42f8a55ca958acbfe….png)

>>379319

punch that cock until it no longer exists

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 No.379322

>>379319

I want to pretend my penis is a vagina though.

>>379320

Haha. You know dude sometimes I watch anime and all I think about is what the girls smell like. I know I'm fucked up right?

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 No.379323

File: eb423121e8db1ce⋯.gif (81.41 KB,278x247,278:247,332a2781513b65156a6397d0be….gif)

>>379321

tried it as a kid

just hurt

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 No.379324

File: c57271d538dd753⋯.jpg (456.37 KB,1024x1024,1:1,da55d8ae28e037949154cee972….jpg)

>>379322

pretty much described srs

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 No.379325

File: 341dbcf27885a1d⋯.jpg (2.42 MB,3000x2625,8:7,65b7ba75fba01bac72fdd2419c….jpg)

>>379322

No it just sounds like you like that smell ^^

>>379323

I used to push mine in, but it didn't stay in :/

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 No.379326

>>379324

Bj we miss you on discord.

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 No.379327

File: 18b8c0e65be9de8⋯.png (381.35 KB,655x1000,131:200,5aa3161def05b05c27c3ed815b….png)

>>379325

thank god i wasn't dsyphoric as a kid

>>379326

but its boring

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 No.379328

File: 94f011615528cc7⋯.png (26.97 KB,867x868,867:868,abe9640c72a4efa6ce7cc378d3….png)

>>379327

I remember trying to pull mine off too, and tucking, and trying hide it

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 No.379329

File: f75783bf288408f⋯.jpg (134.06 KB,850x1025,34:41,sample_85c6f5d521dc4e137eb….jpg)

>>379328

oh i did that stuff too

but not the extreme shit tho

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 No.379330

File: a1392a034edbf6f⋯.png (327.28 KB,705x395,141:79,sleepen post your pussy.png)

>>379325

True my doctor was telling me he thinks I could benefit from having a woman in my life today. Said she could be part of my support circle. I was like yeah she could take me shopping and then come home and sit on my face.

Also my doctor session was over webcam today. It was pretty cool.

>>379327

Yeah i just post there because Arrakis is my son. We really do miss you though. Well. I miss you at least. I'm sure there are others that do to.

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 No.379331

File: b597cdff9eb99e4⋯.jpg (37 KB,566x800,283:400,2d5633b8aae92ff4d4c2759aa3….jpg)

>>379330

sleepen, he was like are you ok? when i left what was nice

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 No.379332

File: 8de6cc32c8f049e⋯.jpg (50 KB,920x1360,23:34,5fd92736e072f1d0ed5ccb4307….jpg)

>>379329

I wouldn't have cut it off with a knife, did catch it in a zipper once, that was painful and lots of blood

>>379330

lol What did he say to that?

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 No.379333

File: 85ee7732c9e0647⋯.jpg (56.42 KB,550x550,1:1,35ccc64a142b5027e3f2977b64….jpg)

>>379332

i was a stupid kid……….

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 No.379334

File: d8aeefbaf8cea9b⋯.jpg (23.05 KB,600x847,600:847,2c5f76c06661b0306fffdb0cfe….jpg)

>>379333

Aren't we all?

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 No.379336

File: b7ab3d776dce6a1⋯.jpg (48.02 KB,674x1024,337:512,2662d5ea391d7b98bdc48638f2….jpg)

>>379334

its why i cant spell, i only know spelling from repetition

i don't know the rules

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 No.379337

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