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 No.372855 [View All]

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 No.373120

>>373117

I saved it like that, someone else posted it.

Hadn't seen it before.. and it's overlapping a bit on the text, so it's not super-easy to edit out either.

Bleh.

>>373119

;-;

See above.

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 No.373121

File: 14e2d32c9e4dd00⋯.png (117.9 KB,490x237,490:237,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.373122

File: 3aefa69e9a96888⋯.gif (9.68 KB,256x192,4:3,Kay-Grin.gif)

>>373121

Appreciated, G!

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 No.373123

File: c50d9a4d0b46d05⋯.jpg (87.6 KB,588x599,588:599,13149e55433fdf089f4f9de6cc….jpg)

>>373122

sure thing ^^

I'll go shower now :3

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 No.373124

>>373123

Have a good one.

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 No.373125

File: 599678207489e2e⋯.png (45.94 KB,600x600,1:1,1353076419441.png)

If someone says something mean to you while you're having sex, is that a sexual offence?

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 No.373126

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 No.373127

Only affectionate cuddling is allowed.

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 No.373128

File: 65afd753dfff8ca⋯.png (681.98 KB,769x967,769:967,19.png)

>>373125

Depends.

Is it a guy?

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 No.373129

File: 0f9f6c0ccc5813e⋯.jpg (400.11 KB,620x877,620:877,03e066a21494f9d03fcad0cd3b….jpg)

>>373127

What about brutal anal sex? Picture unrelated.

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 No.373130

File: 3aefa69e9a96888⋯.gif (9.68 KB,256x192,4:3,Kay-Grin.gif)

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 No.373131

File: f513c834a586d3c⋯.gif (103.84 KB,256x192,4:3,Kay-Smile.gif)

>>373129

Exactly how brutal?

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 No.373132

>>373131

Gaping anus brutal.

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 No.373133

>>373132

Only if you mind your anus gaping.

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 No.373134

File: ffd1ecfb914c34d⋯.jpg (186.38 KB,805x564,805:564,__schrodinger_hellsing_dra….jpg)

Back :3

Showers are so nice and refreshing !

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 No.373135

>>373134

Uh-huh.

Had to take a quicker shower than usual the other day, felt really rushed.

Turned out it was still 35 minutes.

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 No.373136

File: 7c42fe57757982c⋯.mp4 (1.79 MB,1280x720,16:9,familymart_hatsune_miku_we….mp4)

I'm feeling so damn SPICY about actually passing my exam.

>mfw was handed the task I was to answer, and it was the only one I had prepared myself for

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 No.373137

File: 1a11b31f7d8cc4b⋯.jpg (43.61 KB,564x670,282:335,gg1.jpg)

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 No.373138

File: 984466fff946bf1⋯.gif (73.69 KB,256x192,4:3,Kay-Pumped.gif)

>>373136

Ooh, you said you did great, but you already heard that you passed, too?

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 No.373139

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 No.373140

File: 39d62d4daf86b58⋯.jpg (68.26 KB,600x400,3:2,1407939683410.jpg)

>>373138

I don't have it on paper that I've passed but I'm damn sure I have. I just feel so damn good about it.

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 No.373141

File: 7aa6ee9bca9a6ff⋯.jpg (24.53 KB,337x506,337:506,1407937278311.jpg)

File: e0ddb9f9249564d⋯.jpg (137.97 KB,428x280,107:70,1407937539242.jpg)

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File: ffa8d7b4ba237e7⋯.jpg (245.2 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1407937675663.jpg)

>Do nothing whole semester

>Be 100% sure I'm going to fail

>Get the only part I actually read on my exam

>mfw

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 No.373142

File: ffd19515e8fc6be⋯.png (285.19 KB,357x864,119:288,bTpbvPM.png)

>>373141

Time to pop bottles then

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 No.373143

File: f513c834a586d3c⋯.gif (103.84 KB,256x192,4:3,Kay-Smile.gif)

>>373140

>>373141

Fucking grats, then!

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 No.373144

File: ebb19a08e2ed76e⋯.jpg (31.23 KB,470x400,47:40,le castro face.jpg)

>>373142

You're fucking right, care for a drink with me?

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 No.373145

File: f26d97ee701f5af⋯.gif (54.22 KB,300x429,100:143,__schrodinger_hellsing__52….gif)

>>373135

>still

is that like how long you shower everyday? It takes me over 20min only if I do some stuff while showering >~<

and the only reason iit takes more than 10min is because I need to use scrub and stuff to make my skin nice :3

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 No.373146

File: fb999230c472a28⋯.jpg (477.14 KB,2893x4092,263:372,89w572s.jpg)

>>373144

Nope, not until 24th I'm afraid.

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 No.373147

>>373146

ur gay

am I going to have to drink by myself?

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 No.373148

>>373145

I shower for about an hour every time I shower.

Which, by default, is every two days, but if I've been outside, if it's hot, or when needed for any other reason, more often it is.

>>373147

I only drink when I have someone to talk to, not just chat with.

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 No.373149

File: d50cc2d8202bbc2⋯.jpg (49.05 KB,624x633,208:211,zwshhqjkofjx.jpg)

>>373147

Unless you want to wait until 24th

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 No.373150

File: 96f3c7406add172⋯.jpg (183.37 KB,850x808,425:404,__ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>373147

>ur gay

rip newbie

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 No.373151

File: fbd883f795a9494⋯.png (428.99 KB,700x863,700:863,3c11114b1b4c88f0ed8f7779b7….png)

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 No.373152

File: d4ea52975fe9ada⋯.gif (19.12 KB,507x921,169:307,__schrodinger_hellsing_dra….gif)

>>373148

You don't shower daily?

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 No.373153

File: eb5555b4ddc873e⋯.jpg (63.08 KB,234x344,117:172,the cutest.jpg)

>>373148

>>373149

come on niggas don't be a bunch of pussies

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 No.373154

File: 516358fa74742d9⋯.png (2.11 MB,1350x1910,135:191,f3bf86b4fee846f2532eac6fd0….png)

>>373147

Vens straight

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 No.373155

>>373150

live and learn they say

>>373153

Come on nigga, wait for 23 days, it ain't bad

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 No.373156

File: ae95cb33174f343⋯.jpg (416.85 KB,600x676,150:169,7aef9c126b72ddde1d27319f93….jpg)

>>373152

You shouldn't shower daily, it's bad for you

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 No.373157

File: 0d01d7b371c00d9⋯.gif (1.59 MB,500x555,100:111,b52.gif)

>>373153

I'd drink with you if I was of drinking age :3

>>373156

Why?

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 No.373158

File: c9c634efb6338f5⋯.jpg (335.04 KB,900x1200,3:4,1363672768029.jpg)

>>373155

>23 days of being sober

yeah how about no, by then I'll already have my grades and shit.

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 No.373159

File: a29dc824e6391f5⋯.jpg (360.71 KB,885x1200,59:80,1365335553212.jpg)

>>373157

>I'd drink with you if I was of drinking age :3

OWO

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 No.373160

File: 9bc86cce21e3800⋯.jpg (1.06 MB,850x1202,425:601,a437db5fb0d0e118b5802a8fa6….jpg)

>>373157

Because it kills the good bacteria on your skin, makes you more prone to getting sick

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 No.373161

>>373152

Indeed.

>>373153

Not without voice or cammin' up.

And I don't think that's a thing here, and it's not gonna happen 1 on 1.

>>373154

In /lewd/?!

Tbh I don't think that's the norm in here.

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 No.373162

File: 9032ce51c91da1e⋯.jpg (24.86 KB,419x472,419:472,0CdDL2a.jpg)

>>373158

Just don't look at them! On 24th look and have a drink! ezpzlmnsqz

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 No.373163

File: 41d257e00ff987b⋯.png (808.73 KB,900x1273,900:1273,ac071b487cdfb059023a8e5695….png)

>>373161

Ven's not the norm, he's straight though

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 No.373164

File: da1c7fd2619c0f0⋯.jpg (110.53 KB,800x634,400:317,hellsing_millenium_chibi_b….jpg)

>>373159

hm?

>>373160

I mostly get sick from eating bad things or too much or consuming lots of milk.

and I usually play tennis/go on a run/walk or something and I can't go to sleep covered in sweat its disgusting

>>373161

Why though?

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 No.373166

File: ac528b9eaaf9695⋯.jpg (604.8 KB,1200x810,40:27,183.jpg)

what is the norm? gay or tranny?

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 No.373167

File: 767ee61a4c9ebb7⋯.jpg (198.94 KB,653x772,653:772,76388b785443b5f603d2a3700d….jpg)

>>373164

A wash is fine, but cleaning all your skin like in a shower is bad

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 No.373168

>>373163

I mean 'being straight isn't the norm.'

>>373164

I see no reason to.

>>373162

>pic.

These are great.

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 No.373169

File: 52cc497a45d4802⋯.jpg (814.29 KB,700x1134,50:81,__hoshiguma_yuugi_ibuki_su….jpg)

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 No.373170

>>373164

>I can't go to sleep covered in sweat its disgusting

How about you and I get all sweaty in bed and I'll make sure you'll sleep with no complaints >:3

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