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 No.371173 [View All]

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 No.371654

File: 4048bad99e3b7c4⋯.jpg (34.89 KB,185x222,5:6,rumor has it 001.jpg)

>>371637

>>371619

>'owa at?

Wait I misremembered, haven't I… 'owa owd? It's not duck, I remember that much.

>>371640

Ah, I see. Similar to me. Pruning and sorting futa porn; don't tell Venla.

>>371645

Well now I feel trapped because if I say you are relevant, it might sound like it's because of your penis!

While in reality it's because you're a cat.

>>371648

Ah I see, that sounds cool.

This one time I lived in a dorm for a year where there were small windows below the ceiling at the showers (plus it had lots of semi-opaque normal windows). Made it awesome to shower during sunrise.

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 No.371655

File: 7dec23130c29d21⋯.gif (2.6 MB,515x479,515:479,27f2d6df9ceed05f716fc5d526….gif)

>>371651

i want to, but i know i'll get in troubles with burty

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 No.371656

>>371648

It's performance is reflective of the city's economy

atlantic city is in a huge decline

>>371649

blackjack confirmed honorary american

>>371651

I only had 4 grams

highway drug checkpoint messed me up

and yeah everything is going great we're finally dating again and he loves me just as much as I love him <3

any packages pending?

>>371652

aw I know how that feels

sucks lil kitty

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 No.371657

File: f77e9ef5223d32f⋯.png (1.2 MB,1200x1200,1:1,f77e9ef5223d32f1b9dce4996b….png)

>>371655

Mhm shouldn't be smoking but its tough when you used to and you start to get stressed etc

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 No.371658

>>371637

Being miserable. Trying to go vegan until christmas (24th)

>>371638

I have an e-cig! I'd rather use that! If i could fond the charger. Though thinking of the nice smokiness of blue Chesterfield…

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 No.371659

>>371654

My parents' house has that, but I've never showered during sunrise, there.

This one doesn't have any windows… and it's moldy..

>>371656

Wouldn't that increase the amount of sellers?

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 No.371660

File: 72d6a5e8a87f4e8⋯.png (823.9 KB,640x960,2:3,tWVxWXJ.png)

File: c086f9476f5d8c1⋯.gif (765.42 KB,124x460,31:115,2016-11-22_16-13-04.gif)

>>371656

Aww that's good news ^^

Oh lots waiting on Fedex Express for this

>

But a load more too

>>371658

Or menthol chesterfields..

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 No.371661

>>371660

Menthols are gross yo

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 No.371662

>>371659

for a little bit

then nobody has anything and the people that do move away to places where they can find work

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 No.371663

File: edf1d7c9e9388f5⋯.gif (635.55 KB,540x810,2:3,tumblr_off7305EgK1su8acao2….gif)

>>371656

i do date the most american, american on this gay ass board

>>371657

tell me about it :p

>>371658

i think they have a quite dry texture wise

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 No.371664

File: dff765003a583ae⋯.jpg (35.15 KB,184x218,92:109,rumor has it 019.jpg)

>>371658

Oh, sad to hear. But also interesting, any reason why the date, and why in the first place?

>>371659

It's 9/10 showering experience, would do again. Well, mold sucks. Have you started studying then?

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 No.371665

File: 3cd9a0ed202b914⋯.jpg (85.95 KB,566x800,283:400,d8694817db7ce84d466bdd5359….jpg)

>>371661

They aren't! so nice, means you can't taste the badness lol

>>371663

I know, I get the odd craving too

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 No.371666

>>371653

I am.

>>371654

It's Ow'at owd? or replace owd with duck.

>>371654

Aah, well I hope it's going well for you.

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 No.371667

>>371660

W E W

i need a new dildo I left mine 3000 miles away and it was too big for me anyway

>>371663

who? im pretty fucking murrican ill have you know

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 No.371668

>>371663

Well honestly i still haven't found the cigarret thag i really like, every once in a while i smell it and just know it's the perfect cig but i just don't know which brand it is and im not going to ask the group of smokers to tell me what each and everyone is smoking. I just like the chesterfield logo pretty much. But blues are the way to go.

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 No.371669

File: 2d850f441e2d8c6⋯.png (1.02 MB,800x1000,4:5,6df01d588e8c43c6f4aa189ad7….png)

>>371667

That's why you work on making it fit lmao

I'm saving myself for when that arrives though

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 No.371670

>>371664

>>371664

I guess just for fun to see if i can do it etc, and the 24th since i ain't skippi g christmas dinner no way!

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 No.371671

>>371665

They're too mentholy! You need to have some smoky taste! Though the after taste always sucks

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 No.371672

File: cd284f9f906887b⋯.png (1.57 MB,900x1769,900:1769,Cvrq4z1VMAA9Mna.png)

>>371670

Nah you're going to have a nice christmas dinner

>>371671

Exactly you don't get the after taste with menthols lol

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 No.371673

>>371662

Whoa, is it really that bad? How'd that happen?

>>371664

Nope, won't be studying for quite a while, probably.

No hurry, though. Just the boredom until then.

But that's a luxuryproblem.

>>371666

That kinda sucks. Do you have a job?

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 No.371674

File: 0b04e12785797e1⋯.jpg (28.53 KB,186x223,186:223,rumor has it 016.jpg)

>>371666

Ah, thought so.

Reasonably well. I guess you're not well yourself? :/

>>371670

That's fair.

What do Finns eat on Christmas?

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 No.371675

File: 514673039a2750d⋯.jpg (32.06 KB,750x323,750:323,1oLJlYZ.jpg)

>>371665

it sucks yo

>>371667

burt

>>371668

lambert and butler are smooth

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 No.371676

File: 823d4749eca5d57⋯.jpg (86.1 KB,946x1106,473:553,823d4749eca5d579c7281684ff….jpg)

>>371674

The weaker Finns, cuts down the nation growing with overpopulation

>>371675

It does

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 No.371677

>>371673

I do not, and I probably wont have one for sometime.

>>371674

I' not doing well, no, but it's whatever.

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 No.371678

>wake up

>literally just lay in bed for an hour and a half petting my dog and thinking about sex

possibly getting laid tomorrow, maybe the thoughts will die down after that

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 No.371679

>>371672

Damn right!

You still get it! You can't cover it!

>>371675

Idk if we even have those brands

>>371674

Ham and bunch of casseroles, though we have moose instead of ham. And then cold smoked salmon…. Ahhhhhhhhh <3

What Bout czechs

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 No.371680

File: 75e324e8f3e6a66⋯.jpg (339.87 KB,751x1200,751:1200,75e324e8f3e6a6635a1da49c7b….jpg)

>>371675

Sterling are just as good as Lambert & Butler, what about dirty Regal? lol

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 No.371681

File: cf5b0af9a5678bf⋯.jpg (186.17 KB,860x1217,860:1217,cf5b0af9a5678bfd4ff305dc5e….jpg)

>>371678

You'll sow your seed and then it'll be another 6 months without, better empty those tanks lol

>>371679

Well you do a bit, but the menthol makes it not so bad, also I love mint so it's like nice lol

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 No.371682

File: da1c7fd2619c0f0⋯.jpg (110.53 KB,800x634,400:317,hellsing_millenium_chibi_b….jpg)

>>371656

No I mean…they're divorcing and it stuff is happening..

>>371654

I am a cat!

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 No.371683

File: 87abaa72880992e⋯.jpg (29.55 KB,197x230,197:230,rumor has it 060.jpg)

>>371673

Ah I see.

>probably

hmm, meaning you haven't been uhhhmm, accepted? Haven't done entrance exams / applied yet?

>>371676

…and solves hunger problems to boot. That's brilliant!

>>371677

Sorry to hear Empty.

>>371679

Doesn't sound bad at all, huh.

For Czechs, (fried) carp is the traditional dish, usually with potatoes or potato salad. My dad fishes for a hobby so we often have some other fish, have had a pike a few years in a row.

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 No.371684

File: 7e2f57a2b16cfdc⋯.jpg (33.16 KB,640x363,640:363,15027475_1076677432429784_….jpg)

>>371679

well find out

>>371680

i've only smoked land players and mayfair

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 No.371685

File: b500a2344ac8323⋯.jpg (302.62 KB,605x850,121:170,b500a2344ac83232ed85e8e33b….jpg)

>>371683

It's a win win situation!

>>371684

Fuck Mayfair are rough, you see the size of those, like fucking baseball bats the super kings lol

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 No.371686

>>371677

Ahh, that kinda sucks.

Got a plan or anything?

>>371676

>The weaker Finns

Good tradition.

>>371683

'Probably' means I can start at any time, but my counselors are recommending me to wait.

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 No.371687

File: d4999d2ecbd25f6⋯.jpg (31.83 KB,244x223,244:223,rumor has it 037.jpg)

>>371682

That's what I said! Lil' kitty.

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 No.371688

>>371683

Nothing to be sorry about Rumor, so don't worry about a thing.

>>371686

Not one bit, not at all.

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 No.371689

File: d4ea52975fe9ada⋯.gif (19.12 KB,507x921,169:307,__schrodinger_hellsing_dra….gif)

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 No.371690

>>371684

It's not like they list them online. And i'll be going like do you have lambert? Um let me check this huge af booklet what brands we sell. Ree. Anyways i don't really want to pick up smoking, just cravings make me go coocoo and talk about how nice it would be.

>>371683

Sounds nice :o

Fiah heavy christmas dinner sounds neat.

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 No.371691

File: 3319479074ee20a⋯.gif (1.95 MB,540x495,12:11,tumblr_ofqejhwLCc1su8acao1….gif)

>>371685

i might invest in better vaping equipment >>371690

above

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 No.371692

>>371681

I have a hookup planned for this weekend too that might become a recurring thing

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 No.371693

File: 2ee0ce625a3349f⋯.gif (73.14 KB,256x192,4:3,Sad Right.gif)

>>371688

Is there anything I can say at the moment that doesn't make something worse?

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 No.371694

>>371693

What have you made worse? I'm confused.

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 No.371695

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>371686

Ah I see. The next study year then (assuming the semesters start around the same time for you guys… ours are like september/october for autumn semester, and usually february for summer semester).

>>371688

Alrighty then.

>>371689

Indeed!

>

>>371690

Yeah ours isn't heavy really. We also tend to fast until dinner (as in, no meat, not no food). And have just cabbage soup with egg for lunch. Some of these traditions man. . .

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 No.371696

File: 531b8acbd4d0c05⋯.png (1.12 MB,1500x1162,750:581,9aaf07ad37831a3bf56bd5508a….png)

>>371691

Ah might be best doing that at least you'd get your fix with the inhaling might help curb the cravings

>>371692

Better get your tackle in order then lol

Don't want to get a case of whisky dick

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 No.371697

File: 0ed6cdf773f3ba1⋯.gif (2.17 MB,500x281,500:281,tumblr_nsky9wtEVt1uyiogso1….gif)

heads up RT reporting Turkey has invaded Syria

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 No.371698

>>371694

I feel like I'm making things worse.

I wanna cheer you up somehow, and I feel like I'm doing the opposite.

>>371695

Normally, people start in September, but I can start any month, as long as it's not during vacations and stuff.

How's your life? Gotta admit that your memory seems tons better than mine.

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 No.371700

>>371695

did anything fun lately?

>>371697

kek

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 No.371701

File: ac6ad6885f97cc5⋯.png (850.07 KB,600x794,300:397,32165.png)

>>371697

Oh wow it's all going to kick off then..

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 No.371702

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 No.371703

>>371696

I'm literally asking my pcp about getting on viagra

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 No.419828

1

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