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File: 1c937001b672ef0⋯.jpg (56.45 KB,400x400,1:1,whis khalifa (5).jpg)

 No.369580 [View All]

#990

What am I even doing here edition.

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 No.369954

File: ae8a1511bd6af41⋯.png (743.03 KB,1072x1500,268:375,ae8a1511bd6af4184a036985a6….png)

>>369952

You can get litre cans?

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 No.369955

File: e74a6baaed2a7a2⋯.png (3.06 MB,1449x1842,483:614,f233f2bbc0cdb3419f8f7646dd….png)

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 No.369956

File: 6cfcc0cc722e73e⋯.webm (7.3 MB,640x360,16:9,1st world problems 02.webm)

>>369952

So it isn't. No news in your life then? Same old?

Except for a few new avatar pics, I think. At least that one seems new.

>>369953

Aha, not really no, just this one back then.

My thesis was about George Carlin though so I saw crapton of him (14 HBO specials and 4 audiobooks… altogether almost 30 hours of content, I think I have had enough for two lives).

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 No.369957

File: d3f749075c6e895⋯.jpg (90.32 KB,923x1136,13:16,CuvaNAAUAAA0hd0.jpg)

>>369956

Wow that's a lot, this might sound silly, I don't think I know George Carlin though, then again I might.

But wow I'm sure you got a bit burnt out with all that lol but if you enjoyed it then that's half the battle

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 No.369958

File: 8b24d9f40a8310b⋯.png (691.35 KB,1024x1024,1:1,Ruby_ProfilePic_Timeskip.png)

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 No.369959

File: 9c7575a4306f6b5⋯.png (1.39 MB,1280x781,1280:781,eef07e37ee2fad62ea7959fb18….png)

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 No.369960

>>369951

Its maple and she doesn't really like going on walks with me anymore ;w;

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 No.369961

File: 283e34f768a244a⋯.jpg (608.12 KB,800x1164,200:291,1290260.jpg)

>>369954

Yeah, and there are bigger ones from Heineken too, but those are like mini-kegs.

>>369956

Pretty much like that, tried to get a job from my old workplace, but they haven't contacted me yet.

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 No.369962

File: 3f211a60dd90572⋯.webm (5.93 MB,480x360,4:3,George Carlin's Prayer to….webm)

>>369957

Apparently Carlin was pretty influential. According to Encyclopaedia Britannica, before like 50s or 60s, stand-up was pretty different, the comedians would just tell generic, inoffensive jokes for middle class audiences. Lenny Bruce was among the first who changed it and would talk about controversial topics (race, religion, whatever) and would put his own opinion into his routines, but he died not being very successful. Richard Pryor and George Carlin kinda took his example and made that style popular.

All that said, he isn't actually that funny. I mean there are acts I really like, but lots contain kind of unimaginative superfluous swearing (or farts and stuff).

>>369958

Huh?

Also still here, or here again?

>>369960

Aw :/ Ungrateful doge.

>>369961

Fingers crossed.

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 No.369963

>>369962

Just got back from pre-ordering FF15. Really hyped now because they're having an early release tomorrow. Totally happy with the purchase now.

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 No.369964

File: ca20e3330b69cec⋯.jpg (1.99 MB,2912x4368,2:3,1l beer.jpg)

For Magi.

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 No.369965

File: fca353fcf01ce83⋯.jpg (164.06 KB,1000x1641,1000:1641,54c5fdf5c527abee01e5109b11….jpg)

>>369962

Yeah, hoping that I get the job, even if it's for a short time.

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 No.369966

>>369962

Somewhat

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 No.369967

File: 35ea2d785f84db9⋯.jpg (77.38 KB,886x1182,443:591,e9e93bf406948e1ef30b88569e….jpg)

>ftw you hear your door go and your step dad hands you a bag of panties and training bras…

I don't know how to feel about this lmao

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 No.369968

>>369967

Why. It sounds like something a dad shouldn't do..

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 No.369969

>>369964

>>369965

Some mighty bear that big one. Oddly, I don't think we have 1l cans. I remember my brother brought me one of Hoegaarden, and I think my mum a 1l can of Paulaner from Germany, but never seen one here.

What job would it be?

>>369963

Ah I see. What do you mean got back from though? Didn't you do it online?

>>369966

I used to take my doge for 2+ hour long walks with my friends. He's too old for that now though.

>>369967

Try them on and see, duh! If they suck that will make the whole thing easier. If they're good there's still room for feeling conflicted about it though.

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 No.369970

File: 186b324af5c9e21⋯.png (1.99 MB,1500x2000,3:4,93d4b4c9f2d07f98a38fe5f973….png)

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 No.369971

File: 50fd29fe222f778⋯.jpg (4.27 MB,5312x2988,16:9,20161127_125419.jpg)

my brother gave this to me as a belated birthday present.

wew.

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 No.369972

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 No.369973

File: b9d40587bae49a8⋯.jpg (21.72 KB,333x333,1:1,969542f7299bf6ca22e02af4a9….jpg)

>>369971

he knows

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 No.369974

File: 5d6334ce0c37875⋯.jpg (59.75 KB,480x739,480:739,9a776433ac2d3d96b0f3b34375….jpg)

>>369971

why dont you go eat a bag of dicks

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 No.369975

File: 3bf46686311f6b2⋯.webm (99.67 KB,640x360,16:9,take 01.webm)

>>369970

Huh. First one looks kinda okay in black, otherwise kinda meh to be honest. The slimming suit looks nice though.

>>369971

Your brother really likes gving you penis related presents doesn't he? X3

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 No.369976

>>369967

Interesting…

>>369969

No I pre-ordered it at Gamestop.

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 No.369977

File: 7e943042be3256f⋯.jpg (77.61 KB,737x886,737:886,644326201ec9b87cafc9b76b3d….jpg)

>>369967

I don't know why, but that made me smile.

>>369969

Generally just a big can all in all.

Electronics manufacturing and repairing.

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 No.369978

>>369972

:|

>>369973

N O P

O

P

>>369974

Now I can.

>>369975

Yea, I guess so.

It's silly.

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 No.369979

File: b9d3b105622351d⋯.jpg (165.24 KB,1104x949,1104:949,08fc018fbd9a6146e583b7440e….jpg)

>>369978

I bet they taste nice though, wish I had some to suck on

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 No.369980

File: db9dc35d0362bfd⋯.jpg (94.7 KB,800x800,1:1,7977d56d6d9f3dfc2281ab250f….jpg)

>>369978

I hope he said it when he gave it to you

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 No.369981

>>369979

fuggin weirdo.

I'm not gonna eat em tho

>>369980

he said happy birthday

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 No.369982

File: 3e905d2b0e61913⋯.png (497.3 KB,600x623,600:623,818342655.png)

cocklust

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 No.369983

File: 263dc8df73fca33⋯.jpg (48.88 KB,427x415,427:415,tumblr_nywvqiVsRP1sgkg1no1….jpg)

>>369976

Ah I see. What have you been up to otherwise?

I don't remember if we met before or not…

>>369977

Sounds nice. A bit hard to relate, but nice nonetheless.

>>369978

Sure does.

Also it kinda looks like he knows.

>>369982

>

!

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 No.369984

File: 7802767c3d1f8ef⋯.jpg (406.41 KB,698x1050,349:525,1457894640596.jpg)

>>369981

missed opportunity

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 No.369985

>>369983

no.

>>369984

I guess so

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 No.369986

File: baa65d9a2beb8e7⋯.jpg (27 KB,472x472,1:1,18c951ad4d1b662e7f6885f897….jpg)

>>369983

that's looks pretty thick

and juicy

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 No.369987

File: 962dc9af52eabda⋯.jpg (485.91 KB,757x800,757:800,9d2db910187b1154bc3f0ab8bb….jpg)

>>369985

wassup

>>369983

monster dick

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 No.369989

File: f6038a176696395⋯.png (452.16 KB,1054x820,527:410,f6038a176696395e32aa93567d….png)

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 No.369990

File: c086f9476f5d8c1⋯.gif (765.42 KB,124x460,31:115,2016-11-22_16-13-04.gif)

>>369982

Why not?

>>369983

I bought this, should come tomorrow, or Tuesday.. better than a dragon tbh

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 No.369991

File: 78812811b57dcfb⋯.png (133.79 KB,678x765,226:255,8aedb490229bf63b020b318e8b….png)

>>369989

Stop pulling on it

>>369990

You know why ;-;

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 No.369992

File: bd4dd3887c28088⋯.jpg (24.96 KB,184x220,46:55,and what else.jpg)

>>369986

>>369987

Sure does/is. Not mine though, just a random pic.

>>369985

Idk. He's your brother not mine, you know better. Brothers are pesky though, they tend to know a lot. Pretty sure mine suspected for a longish time.

>>369990

Aha, might be, although I really like the foreskin on the dragon penis.

I haven't bought it mind you. I probably will though, eventually. The one that glows in the dark too!

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 No.369993

>>369987

tired!

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 No.369994

File: 64b56e113c4d0bc⋯.jpg (88.8 KB,850x850,1:1,__inubashiri_momiji_touhou….jpg)

>>369991

I'm not pulling on it, I'm in the living room!

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 No.369995

File: 3e4e4c5e326ae85⋯.png (281.47 KB,1280x986,640:493,356f2f2c41b2bf368109389066….png)

>>369992

its too big!

>>369993

oh no

need a nap

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 No.369996

File: 830aac6c20b213f⋯.png (124.28 KB,567x789,189:263,53fa551104d509d943fcbd79b8….png)

>>369994

That's lewd

They can smell your leaky lewd juices.

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 No.369997

File: 0490623879e1110⋯.jpg (103.68 KB,860x1217,860:1217,3fdc09145ae3670ffaa02c2443….jpg)

>>369992

Well I mean where it's going you won't see.. just feel

And well I prefer a vibrator over a dildo, probably because I'm lazy but I like the pulse inside

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 No.369998

File: 307547c45e26cfb⋯.jpg (6.7 KB,80x114,40:57,i guess not.jpg)

>>369995

Yeah. The smallest one has like 1" head and 1.8" shaft, damn. Though it is short.

>>369997

Yeah but the thought of light emanating from your butt is silly in the right way.

They got vibes as well, well, hollow dildos into which you can insert a particular vibe. I don't have any vibes myself yet.

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 No.369999

File: 0deb01a868f96c6⋯.jpg (74.9 KB,600x830,60:83,c479a163fa18375f04389d9bdf….jpg)

>>369983

We may or may not have. I recognize your name. For the most part I am a disabled schizophrenic. So I don't really get out too much, but I play a lot of video games and take the internet very seriously. So I care a lot about the friends I make and spend a lot of time in the cuck for this board.

Mostly I've been playing FF14. I've been playing it for around 3 years now. In my free time I also practice meditation but for the most part I just play video games and meditate.

If you'd like to know anything about me I'd be happy to share but I've been here since around January 2016. Mostly though I really do nothing but hang out in the /lewd/ cuck…

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 No.370001

File: 663cde2b565ad51⋯.jpg (70.23 KB,590x900,59:90,__inubashiri_momiji_touhou….jpg)

>>369996

Not being lewd, ree.

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 No.370002

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 No.370213

I can't comment in the current thread, testing to see if I can post here…

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 No.370216

File: fa52296f3f66807⋯.png (246.64 KB,1344x376,168:47,Where the fuck is my Reply….png)

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 No.370227

I wanna post ;~;

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