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File: a3ef5f680aa0efb⋯.jpg (214.29 KB,1024x1365,1024:1365,after_shower_jinx_by_ayyas….jpg)

 No.366535 [View All]

After shower thread while everyone is away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

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 No.366806

File: 6a7403c26614ba0⋯.png (624.28 KB,676x956,169:239,__shimotsuki_potofu_origin….png)

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 No.366807

File: 5ffdf877d8d0a22⋯.jpg (185.24 KB,1280x960,4:3,01604a.jpg)

So I bought that new Sword Art Online game

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 No.366808

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4 Hattie congrats babes ^^

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 No.366809

File: d6506c976ceadb9⋯.jpg (85.62 KB,700x394,350:197,0,,17881034_303,00.jpg)

>>366808

>slaughtering the red hoards in you Panzer IV

feels good

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 No.366810

>when you cum so hard you're bed ridden for a half an hour

God I love asmr

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 No.366811

File: 48a9af5537969fa⋯.jpg (922.45 KB,800x856,100:107,6b34cb0411b3b41b5a302b9b35….jpg)

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 No.366812

Man, I completely forgot how much of a feels trip There She Is, is.

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 No.366813

File: d955251cff366c5⋯.png (29.88 KB,800x800,1:1,tmp_27559-1474880897754149….png)

>>366812

gib pup pip pics

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 No.366814

>>366813

p'raps later, since Ill be home in 5 or so hours.

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 No.366815

File: 2091c666b72dc5f⋯.png (66.6 KB,414x248,207:124,tmp_27559-1475563885999239….png)

>>366814

yay

I need more pippin

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 No.366816

>>366815

you're getting weird!

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 No.366817

>spend an hour meditating with asmr to try and sleep

>case worker calls me right as I'm starting to fall asleep

Plz dear fucking god I've gotten 3 hours of sleep in the last 3 days

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 No.366818

>>366817

>asmr

what's this?

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 No.366819

does someone here know Tokio Hotel and are they still relevant at some place on this earth?

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 No.366820

>>366818

people say they use it to relax but its just somekind of fetish.

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 No.366821

File: b21d9c2cbeb6617⋯.jpg (49.78 KB,655x637,655:637,tmp_27559-1475787571259-91….jpg)

>>366820

asmr isn't a fetish in most cases

unless you call a back massage one too

it just feels tingly in your ears for things that cause it for you

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 No.366822

File: 5ded90812998529⋯.jpg (55.52 KB,500x500,1:1,sk1426890960154.jpg)

>>366819

They're not relevant anywhere, and Bill Kaulitz was way cuter when he was a girl with silly hair.

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 No.366823

>>366822

skandi get on tumblr a sec

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 No.366824

File: 77940e1623df1ac⋯.jpg (188.47 KB,600x600,1:1,3432 - cheese nazrin take_….jpg)

>>366821

ASMR makes my whole spine, neck and my head tingly depending on what it is

it's insane

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 No.366825

File: 0b37e2a2c8888fe⋯.jpg (11.82 KB,335x241,335:241,tmp_27559-1478534995630189….jpg)

>>366824

real life asmr gets me way more than videos

like hearing people turn pages in a library or someone reading a story softly

too bad I sit inside all day

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 No.366826

>>366820

people care waaaaay too much about lewds n stuff

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 No.366827

File: b0ff29a0d31f23d⋯.jpg (802.03 KB,1000x1414,500:707,00e72f0683bb07b596508eff86….jpg)

>>366826

I don't

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 No.366828

>>366827

you like blood

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 No.366829

File: cebabfc2912476c⋯.jpeg (1.12 MB,1440x2160,2:3,8e7a49050d6dae5935a22c527….jpeg)

>>366828

Along with a lot of others, but still not into lewds as much

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 No.366830

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw cant toll the "R"

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 No.366831

File: 32ef1d42d961373⋯.jpg (468.74 KB,1137x926,1137:926,1423776296373.jpg)

>>366826

What's so bad about thinking of lewd things 24/7?

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 No.366832

File: e4c4e8fd6241018⋯.jpg (87.59 KB,700x699,700:699,1462517655753.jpg)

Faggots go to hell when they die.

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 No.366833

>>366832

Hell sounds hot

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 No.366834

File: 617da0ff7209425⋯.jpg (850.55 KB,1279x1550,1279:1550,1d80f8925283970b267d1bca3f….jpg)

There aint no heaven or hell, you die and get burned to ash or thrown in a box and put in the ground.. the end

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 No.366835

File: ba8fa06b22faab8⋯.png (175.05 KB,457x618,457:618,1479480245519.png)

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 No.366836

File: 531b8acbd4d0c05⋯.png (1.12 MB,1500x1162,750:581,9aaf07ad37831a3bf56bd5508a….png)

>>366835

It's the fact of it

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 No.366837

>random pains

>thunderstorm

>loud as fuck neighbors

>whiney ass fucking dog

Fuck my life, at this rate I'm going to spend all of my birthday in a zombie like state of insomnia.

Half an hour ago I was like "oh you broke my hour long relaxation for sleep to ask me a basic question you could have found the answer to yourself, it's no big deal!"

Now it's "I locked my dog in the fucking bathroom with his food and water because no matter what I did he would somehow make his way to my fucking door and whine like a fucking baby."

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 No.366838

File: e2ae43570cea2da⋯.jpg (629.86 KB,1804x1014,902:507,1461977692056.jpg)

Fact of the matter is you're going to burn for your degeneracy, and I'm going to paradise. It doesn't even matter if you believe it or not because it's truth. Maybe if you repent and live a chaste live from now you can get a lighter sentence but god hates you for what you've done and all degenerate fags so maybe not.

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 No.366839

>>366829

ya ok Ms lewd.

>>366831

I just don't think life should revolve round lewds

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 No.366840

File: f1df616f50db32e⋯.jpg (50.38 KB,500x516,125:129,1479654575151.jpg)

>>366837

here, have a meme

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 No.366841

>>366839

Asmr is not lewds for me, it's for relaxation

These are literally what I listened too when I was trying to relax

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HKCIWYDywR0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GymvRTDk4

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 No.366842

File: efad7b68bef1035⋯.png (369.96 KB,555x690,37:46,37d59a4a4f73049ed463bfb417….png)

>>366838

There is no God, you're going the same way everyone else here is

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 No.366843

File: f7e584d1ad2c812⋯.jpg (52.14 KB,742x720,371:360,tmp_27559-1477062042319187….jpg)

I wanna be reincarnated as a house pet

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 No.366844

File: 25ff0fdd6f7c4e4⋯.png (664.81 KB,775x1000,31:40,__hatsune_miku_vocaloid_dr….png)

>>366843

That would be comfy

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 No.366845

File: e765d079bec1e78⋯.png (149.83 KB,287x548,287:548,tmp_27559-1478569518752-14….png)

>>366844

I wanna sleep all day and get cuddled by people

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 No.366846

File: 686f87e07c6ffa7⋯.jpg (2.61 MB,1600x2295,320:459,08db405090122d044df78a8ddd….jpg)

>>366845

Sounds like a nice way to live

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 No.366847

>>366841

didn't you say asmr helped you lewd tho?

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 No.366848

File: e2f24f2ca556175⋯.png (506.51 KB,605x705,121:141,tmp_27559-1478482690023158….png)

>>366846

yeah, and you only live like 15 years

it's perfect

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 No.366849

File: d0447e8d182dfff⋯.jpg (464.56 KB,2000x2359,2000:2359,da2b301e98a3f2f556122cc46a….jpg)

>>366848

Well until you come back after that as something else :p

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 No.366850

File: 89f01afd3f7a86b⋯.jpg (79.1 KB,512x512,1:1,tmp_27559-1478288739501-21….jpg)

>>366849

more house pets

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 No.366851

File: bc86404062fb39e⋯.jpg (1.01 MB,1050x1500,7:10,57df1c4e09a39de993252702c7….jpg)

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 No.366852

File: 3708585193680c3⋯.jpg (39.64 KB,300x316,75:79,741.jpg)

>mfw I see a hyper blue Subaru with a turbo

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 No.366853

File: 42dceb358fec52e⋯.png (261.95 KB,300x585,20:39,7895.png)

>>366852

Awww Motty :/

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 No.366854

File: 34311e3bebdfbd8⋯.jpg (207.3 KB,1680x1028,420:257,12795122_488963077968234_8….jpg)

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 No.366856

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