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 No.360081 [View All]

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 No.360478

File: 94c8e2b2a612ba4⋯.jpg (33.58 KB,300x245,60:49,1397547345051.jpg)

>>360470

I have no idea who ant lion is, but I'll assume they're suppose to be really good.

Oh. Didn't know you had one. Would give you my shoddy Galaxy Express 3, or whatever it is, if I could. And among other things.

>tfw keep getting the newest smartphones despite not even doing anything with them but message people, email, and maybe browse the internet sometimes

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 No.360479

File: 65fc092d39558c8⋯.jpg (469.19 KB,645x795,43:53,__ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>360476

can you get pregnant?

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 No.360480

File: 6bcdf6a8b328999⋯.jpg (102.56 KB,1080x969,360:323,1469066366703.jpg)

>>360479

duh i was born a girl

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 No.360481

File: 49e64a62cff1470⋯.jpg (193.24 KB,1368x672,57:28,1478573540540.jpg)

>>360474

it's so hard for me to understand that you should communicate with your parents about things

I remember a really specific example last year I was really close to hanging myself in the closet and had the belt ready and then I fell asleep in the closet and decided against it when I woke up and like that never came up in conversation it's weird how that works

>>360475

it's more than a little treat though

my mom likes baking a lot so she basically always has some kind of sweet thing available

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 No.360482

File: a7e80cbebc3c95a⋯.jpg (277.72 KB,850x1146,425:573,__ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>360480

but you live as male, so your the i to are t

>>360481

talk to your parents then, dummy dont kill yourself

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 No.360483

>>360482

i live as a person who goes by what he likes

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 No.360484

File: 531b8acbd4d0c05⋯.png (1.12 MB,1500x1162,750:581,9aaf07ad37831a3bf56bd5508a….png)

>>360476

So would you, you know, like dress up for him and stuff? like maybe wear a little outfit and skirt and stuff? like maybe a cute maids outfit?

>>360477

Oh I didn't know that, that's really nice

>>360478

http://www.modmic.com/collections/modmic?view=list&sort_by=best-selling

yeah they're really really good mics

Yeah it's not great has done me a good turn but it's starting to really bug me with things, but I don't mind getting a cheapy for all I'd use it, but from what i've seen it's pretty good

I couldn't afford a high priced one, and I don't want a contract either so we'll see how this one is when it arrives today

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01GDSIS1U/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

plus Miku Blue is lovely <3

>>360480

How did that happen date?

>>360481

Well at least you are conscious of it

You should defo get her to teach you!

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 No.360485

File: 51b2959e13f2cb3⋯.jpg (102.3 KB,718x718,1:1,1477560630919.jpg)

>>360482

I don't know how

I'm on good terms with them but only because they know nothing about me and it's entirely my fault but it's still weird to even consider not just leaving it bottled up since I wouldn't wanna burden them with my shit

>>360484

I want to I feel like I'd get closer to her that way yeah

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 No.360486

File: c76daa1cae16319⋯.jpg (577.09 KB,780x860,39:43,1460154593727.jpg)

>>360484

what he desires i do if its in my physicall power to do so

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 No.360487

File: 19e17a49f4c8097⋯.jpg (67.75 KB,566x683,566:683,12389febc22b8027611574003f….jpg)

>>360485

Then you should! she'd be happy of it, think it would be good bonding time ^^

>>360486

Aww that's really nice, how did you end up getting assigned wrong though?

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 No.360489

File: 14928ea93cadf1c⋯.jpg (126.03 KB,850x635,170:127,__ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>360483

ah

>>360484

it is :p

>>360485

just tell them the whole thing. just sit dowm with them or a letter

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 No.360490

File: 51451b2d0e7a547⋯.jpg (23.15 KB,472x472,1:1,1457141312248.jpg)

>>360487

mistakes happen

>>360489

ja brudi

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 No.360491

File: afc308ebbfc9968⋯.jpg (106.37 KB,609x695,609:695,1383539874053.jpg)

>>360484

>$50

Nope. My last one was only $2. Though everyone said it wasn't too great and I had to jack up the sensitivity on it to get my voice through.

I can't afford my high price one atm. ;_; And now they have the new one out. Need to pay off the screen replacement I bought for it when I decided to slam dunk it on a table. That's a nice blue color. Mine is a teal.

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 No.360492

File: bc7525827321727⋯.jpg (42.78 KB,351x351,1:1,1476994352690.jpg)

>>360489

I remember I was planning on telling them december last year and then I pussied out and haven't gotten anywhere near that kind of mental preparation since

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 No.360493

>>360491

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B012EQG6ZK/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

get this

bought mine february and it works like a charm

everyone i asked how i sound said its crisp and clear

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 No.360494

File: e49b2a19cbfd13b⋯.jpg (157.53 KB,850x1063,850:1063,__ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>360492

you need to tbh your obviously suffering

just do what i did just reads loads of gender bender and get really dsyphoric

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 No.360496

File: d8f62ded45bf978⋯.jpg (201.72 KB,621x819,69:91,a2d37e9ebb3cc02ba23fa03fa5….jpg)

>>360489

Aww wonder what they'll serve with it, ohh a creamy pepper sauce would be lovely

>>360490

It's not a common thing though, like did you have a small… pee pee? I mean the only thing I know that assigned wrong is if it can't be distinguished or determined at birth

>>360491

oh wow $2 how did you manage that?

ahh yeah I remember that, how is your phone now? And the anger issues :^)

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 No.360497

File: 705c9321b5b201e⋯.jpg (156.88 KB,646x984,323:492,1477363304934.jpg)

>>360494

the thing that really gets me is looking at threads on /lgbt/ and then I remember it's an option and it can work but right now I'm in the position where I feel like running away and getting a job somewhere so I could save up forever is more viable than trying to get help but I don't think that's true

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 No.360498

File: ee45c36e05e8496⋯.png (747.27 KB,1024x1024,1:1,1465579101903.png)

>>360496

the size of my penis is something i havent measured

but i suppose im average or slightly below average

but its a toss up

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 No.360499

File: 1a264079c146812⋯.jpg (856.99 KB,1425x1530,95:102,583037f9edf220593e43979ac1….jpg)

>>360498

Its just odd how they misgendered you when they just do it by looking at the genitals, and if you had an okay penis I don't understand how that could have happened, it's strange

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 No.360500

File: 7cca0c71cee583e⋯.jpg (925.55 KB,700x1000,7:10,__ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>360497

medicare? hormones are pretty inexpensive

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 No.360502

File: 06101e28bfa3921⋯.png (545.58 KB,820x967,820:967,1457701671115.png)

>>360499

same but oh well didnt change much

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 No.360503

File: d3bbc2d4e984daa⋯.png (681.88 KB,724x622,362:311,1477588543184.png)

>>360500

I dunno I've never seriously tried to come up with a solution since it feels so unobtainable to me

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 No.360504

File: 14928ea93cadf1c⋯.jpg (126.03 KB,850x635,170:127,__ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>360502

it could be genetics. like all memeing aside you might be part girl

but then if there nothing noticeble why put you in as female

>>360503

it is, but it takes alot of work

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 No.360505

File: c616ebfb959f517⋯.jpg (328.89 KB,600x720,5:6,1463027813689.jpg)

>>360504

who knows it couldbe something so simple as a mistake or something as big as what you said or more

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 No.360506

File: f176e7dbccfa478⋯.gif (456.72 KB,500x500,1:1,1401065491244.gif)

>>360493

Oh, that's not a bad price. I'll wish list that one. Thanks.

>>360496

What do you mean?

Screen and stuff works, but speaker is messy and so is the microphone. Not usually a huge deal though. I'm always angry.

Also, I ended finding that hoodie.

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 No.360507

File: 8db8d36f0749650⋯.png (111.1 KB,671x539,61:49,8db8d36f074965049a9208db17….png)

>>360505

did you live as female early in your life? genuinely curious

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 No.360508

>>360506

yeah it works really good ive had my pair since february and the ysound good and the mic is great

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 No.360509

File: 19c537cd5b8b1e3⋯.png (509.25 KB,693x878,693:878,13445487_1556610111301353_….png)

>>360507

not really

just typical boy stuff

i lived with mainly women though

mother aunt grandma

even today i live with my mom aunt little sister and dad

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 No.360510

File: 16b10c487bb14bd⋯.png (830.95 KB,750x1109,750:1109,3be156e00cfe4e4bbb4ef02eb0….png)

>>360502

Did your parents give you some explanation on what happened?

I mean the only thing i've heard of it happening to is like intersex people, it's just not that common for that to happen

>>360503

You should see my freakish face babes, if I feel it's obtainable for me, I've no doubt you would be fine

>>360505

A mistake, maybe, but that's a long stretch Date, I mean they are professionals, but I suppose theres that 0.01% chance of it happening

>>360506

Did I read that wrong did you not say you got it for $2?

Aww that sucks about the rest of it :/

Well you need to work on that anger!

aww why give up? check ebay or look on amazon sometimes you get some sellers and things, I mean if you really want one why give up?

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 No.360511

File: c96c9c5af1e414d⋯.png (648.1 KB,900x675,4:3,1449596165406.png)

>>360510

who knows i mean if i had some freaky shit going on in my body i suppose i would have some special medical atention i would catch unto eventualy

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 No.360512

File: a5849778cc08c99⋯.png (828.4 KB,800x715,160:143,4c1e0ec6229eb76e0d7d507cd7….png)

>>360511

Not necessarily , I mean if it was just something like genitals being undetermined, I could understand the mixup then,It would be tough for sure being intersex,with forced Gender dysphoria

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 No.360513

File: e2bba9be3b40fd5⋯.jpg (90.37 KB,495x600,33:40,Hakurei.Reimu.600.1894892.jpg)

>>360512

true true

well whatever is up atleast i came out more or less a boy so i just go with that

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 No.360514

File: d7c92cc026872a3⋯.jpg (107.65 KB,850x791,850:791,1478813454203.jpg)

what's it mean when it feels like there's ice water flowing in your insides

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 No.360515

File: fce643b9fe45cf0⋯.jpg (24.7 KB,336x450,56:75,a1n5nGqKo_480w_v1.jpg)

>>360514

your pregnant congrats

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 No.360516

File: f3b44461c64e492⋯.jpg (1.03 MB,3507x4960,3507:4960,02dca23a1530d3f3ae54030443….jpg)

>>360513

Well theres that ^^ you'll still make Akari an amazing housewife

>>360514

hmm, you got the shivers? like someone walking over your grave?

could be a little chill. you tired?

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 No.360517

File: 4c7dedbf92b62a5⋯.jpg (135.28 KB,720x960,3:4,13335937_1551392371823127_….jpg)

>>360516

only thing im good at so i better!

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 No.360518

File: 777151ddc53555b⋯.jpg (928.15 KB,2480x3507,2480:3507,3fdc09145ae3670ffaa02c2443….jpg)

>>360517

Well if you're good at it, you don't have to worry ^^

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 No.360519

File: f49d1955a3ec02a⋯.png (246.41 KB,561x629,33:37,1476521508378.png)

>>360515

who's the father

>>360516

no no it feels like I have like

water cooling pipes in my stomach

it feels really hot at times too

I don't feel much more tired than usual

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 No.360520

File: e34a72eec9e0f5d⋯.jpg (158.57 KB,900x1272,75:106,5487ceb9e6c509c51ace07400b….jpg)

>>360519

hmm, were you drinking anything?

Might be just like your tummy might be empty? hard to know for sure.

When did you last eat?

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 No.360521

File: c86bcf191832417⋯.jpg (52.83 KB,608x220,152:55,1476181183418.jpg)

>>360520

nuh uh I haven't been drinking much

I think I'm hungry but I just brushed my teeth since I'm moving in the direction of going to sleep so I don't wanna eat

thank you for being my in-house doctor so often

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 No.360522

File: c4baadda2681731⋯.png (1.87 MB,1600x1200,4:3,CYg4T0rUMAAx5PS.png)

>>360521

heh no worries, just try to get some rest then, it could just be a little passing thing

Just eat something in the morning and you should be fine ^^

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 No.360523

File: c947658fcb6f4fc⋯.jpg (1.73 MB,3920x2204,980:551,DSC_0171.JPG)

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 No.360524

File: 8c917116d7f45dc⋯.jpg (45.38 KB,270x338,135:169,1356601758472.jpg)

>>360508

Considering I've had a friend buy a $100 pair of headphones like these to have them break after having them for half a year, that seems pretty good.

>>360510

Yeah I got it for $2. It's normally like $8 but it was on sale. Actually it was more like $3.

At least it works, but maybe I should have kept with the replacement phone to save money.

No you!

Wait, I meant to say "ended up". That sounds better. As in "I found it."

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 No.360525

File: 864b5d39b6d0a17⋯.jpg (228.72 KB,613x824,613:824,75a2b17d488553173a0fe4cfbf….jpg)

>>360523

You having a proper munch? you making me more hungry lol

>>360524

Wow I didn't know they were that cheap

Ahhh well get one eventually then!

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 No.360526

File: 41e9c75c629f9d5⋯.jpg (130.14 KB,901x960,901:960,FB_IMG_1478704298554.jpg)

>>360525

Cooked this one better

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 No.360527

File: 4c3e3286da7bf40⋯.jpg (331.88 KB,672x950,336:475,4c3e3286da7bf4024b92f51b50….jpg)

>>360526

making me hungry, did you find the HP?

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 No.360529

File: be3d50a6210d5e3⋯.jpg (273.25 KB,850x1220,85:122,__ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>360527

no, but i lightly fry the bread in the bacon grease, so it taste like bacon

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 No.360531

File: fe37ce2ee88f2e6⋯.jpg (338.11 KB,810x540,3:2,tumblr_inline_oeb0tbfK4o1r….jpg)

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 No.360533

File: 594218e11a0da38⋯.png (149.73 KB,262x451,262:451,1477504813659.png)

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