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File: 99aaa357a69f740⋯.jpg (233.19 KB,445x600,89:120,9b57e5cde0a14e7c4dcdb124e5….jpg)

 No.352409 [View All]

Drunk FRIENDLY edition

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 No.352705

File: 8bc07f8330c5ac2⋯.jpg (3.49 MB,4608x3456,4:3,DSCN0079.JPG)

>>352700

Just for you Venla.

Why are you drunk?

>>352703

Get fugged nerd!

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 No.352706

File: 01fe768cbe41e7f⋯.png (326.64 KB,600x800,3:4,8fc5606cd7092929e0e2c317c1….png)

>>352702

he's seein things!

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 No.352707

File: de770579141a96e⋯.jpg (34.8 KB,300x229,300:229,485.jpg)

>>352705

:^(

Anyways, going to go for a bit. See you later, Rumor. Sleep well when you do.

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 No.352708

>>352707

Aw, alrighty, and thank you. Have fun Motley.

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 No.352709

>>352705

i want pants like those

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 No.352710

File: dd808483ab96a9f⋯.jpg (478.71 KB,800x800,1:1,sk1426890960180.jpg)

>>352706

>01:31 - Miles: my sense of touch and vision is melding a bit again

>01:31 - Miles: But only when my eyes are closed

Yeah, he is. But it's interesting to talk to him when he's like this too! Especially since he's talking about bringing LSD here when he visits.

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 No.352711

File: 10866019f88ed98⋯.png (210.96 KB,500x669,500:669,3499c22f20b7c874c48ae14a15….png)

>>352710

he's apparently having a lot of fun when his eyes are closed

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 No.352712

File: 8ce866d1a6029c0⋯.jpg (8.92 KB,109x109,1:1,everybody 02.jpg)

>>352709

Huh, thank you I guess? All of the other guys found them weird.

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 No.352713

File: 12e2b993f3f95a3⋯.png (361.33 KB,470x540,47:54,sk1426890959651.png)

>>352711

I've no idea! But don't you think it's interesting, though? That there's whole kinds of indescribable sensations you're just shut off from unless you take weird drugs?

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 No.352714

>>352712

those are amazing

if i could buy a box of them my size i would

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 No.352715

File: e25cc082761a0ad⋯.jpg (6.89 KB,101x107,101:107,how about that.jpg)

>>352714

They are comfy enough to wear at home, and neutral enough in appearance to wear outside and even in certain jobs, mhmm.

>>352687

>tfw not taken up on the offer

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 No.352716

>>352715

what are they called i want to buy some now

they look so comfy i would wear them everywhere

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 No.352717

File: fbc9d4fd091a389⋯.jpg (22.75 KB,192x228,16:19,i don't know 02.jpg)

>>352716

The brand is called Direct Alpine… googling it gets you lots of results but they are a Czech company, I have no clue if there is any name for that type of pants in general.

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 No.352718

File: 95a484330926397⋯.jpg (369.6 KB,1200x800,3:2,Megumin.jpg)

Explosion

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 No.352719

>>352717

ah perfect they got a website in the states

>>352718

little brits should be in bed by this time

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 No.352720

File: 616c383a29afd55⋯.jpg (319.49 KB,1280x1597,1280:1597,7dab6b306840af771db8c4582f….jpg)

I now have a furniture

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 No.352721

>>352719

Ah I didn't expect that, neat. Vermont. Hmm, they seem like they're way more sporty than the ones I have, which are more casual. Idk.

>>352718

Hullo.

>>352720

Post pics.

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 No.352722

>>352721

yeah when i can ill order lik e7 pairs since the cold is coming too

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 No.352723

File: 90fb5d49b2e8d94⋯.png (567.99 KB,1920x1080,16:9,0066.png)

>>352719

>little brits should be in bed by this time

On a Friday night/Sat morning? Nah.

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 No.352724

File: e71c088829b7081⋯.jpg (579.1 KB,1023x1815,31:55,furniture.jpg)

>>352721

bluh more work

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 No.352725

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>352723

i stand corrected

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 No.352726

File: ff1dd06e25988d8⋯.jpg (28.55 KB,386x225,386:225,looking at me funny.jpg)

>>352722

Ah, goody, enjoy them X3

>>352724

Ah I see.

…is that all chinese cartoons lying on it though?

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 No.352727

File: 693e7d3b52823e1⋯.jpg (31.14 KB,289x516,289:516,59565852_p14_master1200.jpg)

>>352726

Chinese comics

Im in the middle of moving stuff to it.

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 No.352728

File: 247f8fce10bd107⋯.jpg (141.96 KB,1920x1080,16:9,chino11.jpg)

>>352719

too early

>>352721

hola

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 No.352729

File: 3e5a67e5a14cc62⋯.jpg (19.67 KB,180x215,36:43,look up.jpg)

>>352727

Ah right, silly me. Anything else is up?

>>352728

Sup Nameless?

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 No.352730

File: 2ab4825ad710fd2⋯.png (1.33 MB,1752x1596,146:133,a638a3b12ae8c0471681f072bd….png)

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 No.352731

File: a085ce1ccc3554a⋯.png (2.14 MB,2100x1200,7:4,71cc36f7473f33720d16871dba….png)

>>352729

skatin tomorrow

what about you

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 No.352732

File: cc8f77351aaa4dd⋯.jpg (27.59 KB,198x229,198:229,everybody is confused and ….jpg)

>>352731

Ah, neat.

I'm just drinking wine and chilling for the time being. Then bed, then working on my bc. thesis tomorrow. Also going to attempt at making my first homemade pizza.

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 No.352733

File: 030464599a7e78c⋯.png (172.4 KB,1280x839,1280:839,1470430614.nik159_2016.06.….png)

>>352732

what's bc, biochemistry?

I know a thing or two about pizza. except the dough part.

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 No.352734

File: 9410ef7e518a382⋯.jpg (20.81 KB,196x227,196:227,guy with connections 01.jpg)

>>352733

Ah, nah, bachelor's thesis.

Ah I see, what do you know?

I found a recipe for the dough on Greg's kitchen (silly Australian youtube channel). It's pretty simple. 3 cups flour, 1 cup warm water, 2 tablespoons olive oil, about 7 grams of yeast, and 1 tablespoon of sugar and salt, just mix everything, then let it sit in a bowl for an hour and rise (cover with plastic foil)

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 No.352735

File: 6abb3f0166f0e0d⋯.png (802.85 KB,1280x720,16:9,chino22.png)

>>352729

Not much, just going to JO

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 No.352736

>>352735

What's a JO?

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 No.352737

>>352736

jerk off/jack off/ masturbate

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 No.352738

File: ab40d6fdd7d6902⋯.jpg (240.21 KB,1280x1828,320:457,5e445b75290a4b7c0d84cdd979….jpg)

>>352734

was manager at a dominos for 2 years, made lots of pizza. we just didn't make the dough from scratch. See what all I remember that I can convey.

Had a table coated in cornmeal to help the dough not stick to the tablet, and come off the pan easier after baking. Seemed good for the crust too. Dough stretching technique was have your dome shaped lump on a large table with cornmeal, form an outter rim I think quarter inch thick, like a pencil or something, by pushing your finger tips into the dough, as you rotate it around clockwise to form the whole rim. Then, how to put this. Make like a curved karate chop hand into the right side rim you just formed, and do the same on the left side with your left hand. Your left hand is your ancho, and your right hand makes a slow swiping circular motion to stretch the dough. You mostly want to hold the left hand in place, but allow a little give so that you gradually rotate the dough all the way around with your dough stretching motion. continue until big enough, medium pizza for us was 12 inch diameter, but dunno how much dough you'll be using. You want an even thickness, probably just have to eye it, we used mesh screens to look at the bottom and see if we could see any light coming through, was too thin.

For pizza sauce, Get your large serving or stirring spoon or whatever you use, Get as much sauce as you want and dump it all in the middle. Then with the bottom of the spoon make a spiraling motion against the sauce, spreading it outward evenly all the way to the rim.

Then you drizzle cheese to coat, usually want as much as will stick to the sauce, but not excess that would fall off from no sauce contact. Maybe try to blow it all off, might not survive trying to tilt it far enough to fall off. Then toppings of choice, and can add extra cheese on top of toppings.

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 No.352740

File: 7be2204da52f551⋯.jpg (529.09 KB,840x1000,21:25,39770800_p0_master1200.jpg)

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 No.352741

File: 536c4e54b2a41e0⋯.jpg (22.57 KB,183x217,183:217,i know nothing.jpg)

>>352737

Oh fair enough. How lewd to share such an information with random strangers.

>>352738

Ah, I see that is a lot of pizza knowledge ^.^ It's hard to understand the procedure though. Otherwise yeah Greg also used the bottom of a spoon to do it, I'll keep this in mind. I'm guessing mine will be grated cheese (edam or suchlike), then bacon and either ham or salami, onions and some camembert-like cheese on top.

>>352740

Hello :3

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 No.352742

File: 16ab25d4aab6718⋯.jpg (681.29 KB,849x1200,283:400,48369097_p2_master1200.jpg)

>>352741

Hey Rumor how are you?

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 No.352743

File: 3b6f221bf543a14⋯.jpg (432.03 KB,1280x1016,160:127,83279805fbfa62c99d7b4b9a69….jpg)

>>352740

lewd

>>352741

probably some dominos training videos on youtube for the dough stretching technique. Might could even get fancy and learn to literally toss the dough old pizzeria style. It's pretty fun.

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 No.352744

File: 9107c4ce2255055⋯.png (1.4 MB,1000x1000,1:1,b9007252a91f40a1880746140e….png)

>>352743

It's not that lewd!

I mean..you post bunny's with questionable poses… they are much worse! lol

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 No.352746

File: 3394eb18cc9aa09⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,130.82 KB,448x612,112:153,100103_TW_Q18_Dixies_Mud_M….jpg)

>>352744

Oh I could post really dirty pics

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 No.352747

>>352742

Am reasonably well, how about you?

>>352743

Aha, maybe. I'll start out slow though, nothing too hard!

>also, totally made me look

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 No.352748

File: 37379f812f936aa⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,246.09 KB,1000x753,1000:753,1362632950.saara_it_ain_t_….jpg)

>>352747

the spoiler? oh but I mean it figuratively AND literally.

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 No.352749

File: ed0d342d56331ac⋯.jpg (21.86 KB,195x226,195:226,frustrating.jpg)

>>352748

Yeah, that. I'd say bring it but I will be going to bed relatively soonish. Which might actually be an additional reason to say it, now that I thnk about it.

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 No.352751

File: 69c881ee67392c6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,139.16 KB,800x916,200:229,1280245196.saara_reaching_….jpg)

>>352749

RIP

man it's bugging me that I cant immediately start typing when I click a post number to reply.

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 No.352753

File: db59c02932a0f37⋯.jpg (26.42 KB,195x229,195:229,nobody is saying that.jpg)

>>352751

Ah well.

Hmm, how so? Is there a different chan that works like that?

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 No.352755

File: 6ae94dfd805f1d8⋯.png (Spoiler Image,743.25 KB,905x1254,905:1254,mud6.png)

>>352753

yeh

another chan spoils me with stuff like 'only view last 50 posts', and no captchas.

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 No.352756

File: edeb0ea46214364⋯.jpg (14.8 KB,191x226,191:226,plug 01.jpg)

>>352755

Oh I see. Damn other chans, spoiling our people!

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 No.352757

my mom bought alcohol~!

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 No.352758

File: 9da67a7d836d46b⋯.png (Spoiler Image,396.08 KB,1000x1232,125:154,mud7.png)

>>352756

8chan gotta step it up. Can only do so much with board owner CSS

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 No.352760

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