/jp/ - check pinned thread, please.

>>28559

disgusting

>>28559

shes not 2d and shes not 3d either

explain this

v

I'm not gay. I'm just a sapiosexual aromantic narcissist with a massive masturbation habit.

Is masturbating to your own glorious self really gay??

>>28441

Your dad is Jarkko Oikarinen LOL

>>28428

there's a psy op RIGHT HERE!

>>28431

>>28441

Can confirm.

u

>>28383

Me being eaten

>>28405

I chuckled.

>>28383

>>28405

Whoa. It's the whole American spectrum!

y

>>28086

Done. As for the name, ok then. I don't care.

let's check the ascii art

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>>28039

Set and setting. Philosophy can help, but set and setting are more important.

Keep lights on with some nice easy to understand music.

Try masturbating. But try to avoid reaching orgasm because post climax depression can hit hard with psychs.

Take a warm shower. As hot as you can get it without scalding yourself. Seriously, that warmth flowing over the body is confusingly glorious.

A really good, albeit difficult, idea is to keep your own mood up with discipline. Learn mental tricks to calm and excite, listen to some "noise" (White, pink, grey, actual noise 'music' genre) and relax, massage yourself properly.

Particularly relevant because psychs are known for changing habits and personalities, so being able to control your own mood with practice on them actually lasts into sobriety.

im high im high on LIFE dude i dont need drugs haha

if everyone is doing them why are you asking me huh?

>>28112

Do you not drink coffee or soda? Are you not physically dependent on the oxygen in air??

>>28114

i drink tea and water. i am but if it were up to me id cut out oxygen

w

>>27964

BO is taking shitposting to a whole new level, just when things started to settle down for a while

>>27964

>>27971

https://8ch.net/jp/lol.html

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test

>>27986

did it work?

a

i

It's you.

bump

>>34086

Please refrain from visiting here again, crossie.

>>34050

>>34053

Reported for insulting YHWH's chosen people, enjoy your ban.

>>34088

Being a renowned Esper-level Pussy Wizard, I channeled the Juices That Be through the Cock in my heart to cast Advanced Clairvoyance, which also works across dimensions.

>>34078

Then don't make them in the first place?

bump

>>34060

Apes are good at mimicry.

>>34071

what the fuck

Source ?

I have one, he just smokes weed all day and curses himself for never trying to reach his ambitions, he's the hopeless dreamer kind of person.

He's just like me, except for the black skin and the weed.

Probably because they really have to be passionate about anime culture to deal with the social stigma that comes from not being a criminal just like their unknown fathers were before them.

Because it's (currently) "okay" for blacks to substitute Japanese culture for the toxic hate-filled culture so many of them grow up in.

Does drinking a bunch of energy drinks and marathoning 51.5 episodes of anime while grinding away on a hand held count?

>>34144

For me it does count.

I have to do one of these soon, it's been a while.

I used the handle of a screwdriver to stimulate my prostate. It was unpleasant at first but when I came it was like I was having a seizure. Would recommend.

It's finally saturday so I'm ready to NEET out wildly all the way until it's back to work on monday!

>>34195

youre not a truneet unless you have hemorrhoids so bad that it makes anal masturbation impossible

Who the HECK are you quoting, faglord?

/pol/ was right. Weebshit is degenerate.

>>34118

>/pol/ was right.

They are as correct with this as with proclaiming that sky is blue. The fact of animu and otaku coolture being incompatible with some shite from a century ago is apparent to anybody with at least 90 IQ.

Please stop taking the Jay seriously, kudasai. Homos will be slain.

>>34118

I enjoy being a wastrel.

that student was albert einstein

>>33363

Good kopipe

>and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.

w

holy shit

>>31728

me second from the left.

why do they all have white shoes?

they will get dirty all the time

Me on the right wondering what blue apple tastes like

Me in the background on the left with the flat cap and the perfectly square head