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I would fucking play this if it was easy to make your own scenarios or anything at all. Why is it that these sort of "life sims" always have to be shit? Fuck, if Lilith's Throne wasn't coded in such a moronic fashion I guarantee you could mod it to be a better version of this.

>>255096 (from last thread)

Sorry to >>254411 as I too thought he/you was discussing about Newlife (he was talking about AW). It's just now I realized he said "play that game" and quoted AW. I haven't looked at AW since its debut. Anyway just me mentioning AW is gonna cause a flame war lol.

Here's my custom scenes folder which OP should add to his post or add to the next thread in 3 years cause this game dev progress is slower than a constipated shit. It has scenes from Newlife discord - progress there is slow so most of these are probably up to date (and no, there is STILL no non-con stuff despite having a channel of their own). The scenes aren't that fun and some are broken. What is notable though is the "trait changer" scene, think of it as a debug tool. I threw in a notepad with instructions about it. Put the folder in Newlife>additional_scenes>user_custom_scenes. Enjoy to whoever still plays this piece of shit game. Hope this works.

https://mega.nz/#F!NnZ2FSLY!kkM0HQt2FjKBx6Rn16wVPQ

>>258130

>no non-con

>move away from dick, get fucked anyway

>eventually lose the option to say no at all or ask for a condom

>ask for anal, get pussy instead

>guys at bar make comments about how drunk you are and how easy it is to take advantage of you

But nope, can't have anything too rape-y in this h-game my dudes. Do the mods even have CONSENSUAL gangbangs or group sex of any sort?

I had no idea people still played this game. I thought it was abandoned. I used to like it, but every day is pretty much the same, and I got bored of it in less than a week the few times I've played it.

Slowest eh? Isn't Girl's Life slower or about the same?

>>258475

that shit updates once a year at best

>>258563

Girl Life? The game is updated on git daily, and gets new image pack updates every month or two.

>two part update

>doesn't even post what in the new version

Just when I thought the updates couldn't get more lazy….then again, might actually added something cool, not that anyone would know.

I wouldn't be surprised if the entire update was just changing the version number.

>Thread for the slowest developing patron game ever.

bruh there are porngame authors who haven't showed up in entire years, still getting paid

>>260282

Disappointment - A story in two parts.

>>260282

>>260386

Apparently there's two new scenes for the babycrazy trait. Don't know what'll be new in the release in 2-3 days.

https://mega.nz/#!lOpXFa7R!ah6egPGoYvrTxcgCeSXarj0UgRss-uZL3pMzSm8q0zY

Here you go, you apes. I'll post the V2 when it comes out.

>>260627

Did SO say anything about what's new?

>>260646

There is a scene where you catch your husband cheating but you just leave. And if you buy a computer, someone calls you for sex and the standered sex scene plays. That's all he said in the post. V2 should have you watch your husband fuck another woman but, again, that's all he said.

>>260692

>There is a scene where you catch your husband cheating but you just leave. And if you buy a computer, someone calls you for sex and the standered sex scene plays.

Ah, the full month worth of hard work taking shape.

How can he live with himself like this?

>>260721

>How can he live with himself like this?

I imagine the several thousand dollars per month helps

I wish I could play this, but it needs Java and I can't install that. Some error 1603 prevents java installation on my computer.

https://mega.nz/#!tTQzVKyA!pfiDn0irsaO6Dzenb70iRU6JyDyw9-PjaT5lOGf6jEo

And that's V2. Fuck this guy.

>>261091

based

>Try shyness cure

>Takes ages to trigger it, because RNG

>That's it? That's all it is?

>Check file

>hundreds of lines of text, code, and dozens of different paths, situations and triggers

How am I supposed to get even a couple of them to trigger if it's RNG layered on top of RNG? Just bruteforce for hours?

Thanks SO.

>>261212

I've spent a good hour or two to proc this new cheating husband shit and I've yet to have any success chance

RNG and obscure triggers are great mechanics for porn games!

>>261212

Move it to the test scenes folder and do it through that

>>258377

Pfft, bitch I am making a better game. It just isn't a porn game so I see no reason to post about it here. I'm also not a patron whore so it will be released when it is done.

>>261091

wew lad

>>261212

shyness cure is the best scene thats been added… which isn't saying much

>>261091

sweet, thanks

>>261669

Ah, you must be new here!

The situation isn't helped by the Discord. I lurked there for a while, offering my services as a writer. I even overhauled a scene, adding better text. They changed it *back* because, and I quote, "the word 'cunt' is unsuitable unless someone picked the 'sleazy' trait." welp, I sure am glad we have solid erotica using medical terms. Please, lovingly stroke your glans and frenulum across my gluteus maximus.

Second problem, the Discord is clogged with writers, the only two coders other than "Splendid" Ostritch have actual lives and no financial incentive to contribute to something they aren't even credited for outside of update logs.

So yeah. Ungrateful devs, too many chiefs and not enough indians, and SO is nowhere to be seen 99% of the time.

>>262100

really? just by looking at the state of this board you wouldn't think there was a surplus of writers. would you write for a new project given the opportunity?

This game is in desperate need of faggotry. It's 2018, we need traps in Newlife. There needs to be an option to shemale all of the male characters, so instead of roleplaying as a female that gets banged by a bunch of gross, hairy, sweaty dudes, we can roleplay as a male to female, or female, that gets banged by a bunch of fictional chicks with dicks. How difficult would that be to mod? It would basically be a mod that changes the descriptors of all of the male characters, to describe them with feminine traits instead of masculine. I'm guessing because this game is spaghetti code that it would be very difficult.

>>262287

Wrong. What it needs is lesbian content first, that way the framework is already mostly there for whatever faggot shit you want

>>262287

Much as I'd love this, source isn't available (truly shocking, I know) so modding is currently impossible, outside of just writing events

…And then waiting several months for SO to check his own fucking discord server so he can add your content and pat himself on the back for another month's worth of "work"

>>262246

Fuck off, Splenda.

>>262538

If it's behind a toggle I don't see the problem anon

>>262538

>enjoys role playing as a woman or a man transformed into a woman, playing dress up as one, going to bars and getting drunk as one, being vulnerable as one, flirting with men and getting banged by them as one

>is not a submissive, gay faggot

chose

>>262466

I figured there was a reason no one has attempted this. SO is a faggot for not releasing the source code, especially considering how slowly he updates this game. He should just give it up to the modding community. The game has a really nice framework built up with a lot of potential, it's just updated at a snails pace.

>>262827

>faggot

>in game about being a girl and getting fucked by ripped dudes

Okay anon.

>>260059

what is girl life? do you have a git link? link to latest version? I never heard of it.

>>262100

reminds me of fenoxo forums

>>264292

some cheeki breeki shit

>>264296

good or shit?

>>264292

Utter shit.

It's a detailed life sim that's also hodgepodge and buggy as fuck. It used to be a .ru shame/rape sim but the dev team who are doing the English fork of it decided to add in a million new fetishes without finishing anything.

There's tons of really narrow stat requirements combined with tons of random dice rolls so getting events often feels like grinding for events in Newlife except with a shitload more variables at least you can hack variables directly using the cheat menu.

I'll give you an example of one fucking event chain - Katya, the lesbian good girl sort you can corrupt into becoming a total slut.

Details maybe wrong because I don't remember well, but this is the general gist.

1:

-Set alarm so you don't oversleep

-Wake up, get dressed

-Brush teeth, bathe used to need to do hair and makeup, but that's automatic now

-Eat

-Leave house

-Enter school (if you arrive even 1 minute after 9:00 you miss a day, no sneaking into class later)

-Bunch more clicking that does nothing to reach class

-Several clicks to finish class

-Select lunch option

-Select where to hang out after lunch

-Select person to socialize with

-Choose to hang out with Katya

Repeat #1 until you get her friendship high enough that she starts offering to put makeup on you (varies depending on your beginning stats and social group)

2.

-Repeat #1 with makeup option until you encounter her after school and get the chance to do homework with her

-Repeat #2 (school + going home with her, but you don't have to socialize with her at lunch now) exactly 10 times (there is a hardcoded counter called "KatjaHomework" or something like that which must hit 10). At some point she'll begin acting flirty with you and eventually you can kiss her.

Now you are able to visit her during very specific hours after school, like 1800-2000 I think. You can chat with her in which case she'll either do absolutely nothing or ask you about various sex topics like masturbation or anal. If you have done them, you can talk to her about them which increases her "horny" stat. When her horny stat is above a certain threshold, talking to her will randomly make her kiss you. If she kisses you and she AND YOU aren't horny enough, she'll kick you out of her house and you probably won't be able to go back inside.

Repeat #1, going to her house every day and flirting with her and she'll gradually loosen up. You're going to be dealing with like 5 separate hidden stats that all affect her behavior and you can't directly control any of them. As they go up, you will gain options to do more stuff like making out in public or kissing other guys along with various lesbian sex options. Eventually you can go to walks at the park and fuck randos if you drink with them. Eventually she'll get pregnant (even if you don't do ANY of her storyline) due to a hardcoded event in the school year. It's easy to miss and once she's pregnant nothing else happens.

That's it.

The end.

Maybe they'll extend more later.

Maybe they'll decide to add more bimbo fetishism instead.

Who knows?

You just spent 3-4 hours unlocking a few randomly-accessible non-interactive sex scenes that use stolen porn sets from random places and has absolutely zero impact on the game ever again.

Congratulations.

>>264315

Shit I forgot some stuff in #1

After you hang out with Katya or whoever you do a bunch more pointless clicks to finish school. Now you have to kill time until bed either by grinding other events or just waiting around until you're tired enough to sleep.

And you have do this every fucking day until you unlock her.

I guess once you go to your house you could wait around all day instead of going to school if you don't mind ruining your grades and relationship with your mom.

You'll probably work a job after school for money which is lots more dull clicking for not much payoff.

Enjoy a life sim that is too accurate to be fun and too uninteractive to be interesting.

>>264315

>>264316

oh my fuck

Might as well just play degrees of lewdity then! seems like a highly superior version of both of these games.

thanks anon

>>264331

It gets worse because you'll constantly be cockteased by events that don't actually lead anywhere.

So you'll manage to progress with some event if you randomly spam enough shit enough times, but you'll never know if you're stuck in a dead end.

Sometimes I think the devs have some kind of denial by proxy fetish and are using player frustration to get off.

>>264506

similar to how the mods on /hgg/ get horny off of banning everyone who gets shit on by trolls, and not banning the trolls themselves.

>>264656

Mods seem to do a good job actually. Most of the people that get banned deserve it.

>>264315

>>264316

You seem to be pretty informed about this game, so I figured I'd ask a question in case I decide to be masochistic and play it again. Last time I ended up quitting it after an hour or so because it was too convoluted.

Which starting story is the most """complete"""? I know none of them are, but complete in the sense that it has the most translations done and the most sexual encounters.

>>264687

Cursed Schoolgirl has most, schoolgirl comes second because it cuts out all the cringy magic storyline with naruto cosplay art.

>>264687

Not me, but >>264711 is correct.

Just enjoy being randomly teleported by story events that may fuck up whatever event you're currently grinding. Not a big problem, but a little annoying

>>262100

yeah, they also get pissed off if you ask what in the update since "you shouldn't care what in the update, patron is for supporting, not that you should expect a update."

>>262466

Not only that, he takes the community additions and then basically claims it as his own.

>>265359

Which is fine if you state that beforehand. i.e. you make it clear that "please only donate if you feel the current product is worth the donation"

SO however is just a cunt that thinks he's entitled to everything and pretends he's working his ass off on this game.

Anyone have a YML file of a custom NPC they can share? Mines keep getting invalidated and I swear I had the indentations right.

>>265665

here is a link for what should be the latest npc creator

https://mega.nz/#!BzQGCAyC!egv3lvt-cfhha6gTfpXomVkmkSsdOHKBZFTtjGV1Q6w

>>262287

I prefer fat bald bastards and niggers. Even bestiality and scat is better than your shitty transexual abominations.

so is custom clothing ever going to be a thing?

>>267375

Yes, when SO implements it in 5-10 years.

>>267447

Trannies don't live that long.

>>264316

>>264315

They're also completely off the deep end and overhaul game systems on a regular basis that just makes the code worse

plus they go off on weird tangents like deciding to add in prison to the game

>>265916

I never realized how useful the NPC creator is until recently when I tried it. It makes the game much more enjoyable. I tend to create a male NPC that would share the traits I have, then when playing the game I can find my own NPC and go fuck myself, literally.

>>269135

It's a game-changer. The random NPCs are awful.

>>269135

>>269139

This, I unironicly put my ugly ass in this game and get my PC to get me pussy.

>>265822

This

i wouldnt mind a bestiality option in this game tho

>>264247

>getting fucked by ripped dudes

>not getting fucked by nasty old fat guys with huge dicks

>>265822

Right?

>>269135

I realised my own demisexuality the day I populated the entire game with people I knew and got them to fuck each other, or PC's based on people I knew.

Question for those with time and patience - what kind of characters do I need to build and fuck in order to get the option "beg him not to cum inside"? It only happened once, but holy shit it was hot.

>>269802

I want to take it a step further, but this game is very limiting. The only real use I can see with custom male npc's is for what I used it for, self insertion. Beyond that though it's only use is in case the player wants to add an npc with very specific traits. The female creator though has many uses, being able to add versions of all those women we want to bang IRL into the game could be endless fun. One huge problem though, there is no lesbian sex and we can't play as a male, so the female creator is even more limited.

It's hard to believe this game still doesn't have lesbian dildo sex yet, it's been out for years. I want to be able to date a female NPC, shove a strap on dildo up her ass or impregnate her using some absurd fictional background in this game claiming that since my character was originally male, they had some semen saved from before the transformation, some kind of bullshit like that. Either way, this game desperately needs to add F x F sex and female dating. It would make the game 1000000x better honestly.

>>269856

Same anon, but I forgot to ask, has the dev for Newlife even entertained the idea of lesbian sex or dating? Is it a possibility or has it been flat out rejected?

>>269858

in the patreon vote lesbian and advanced pregnancy system are the top contender for major updates. I got it from patrons on NL's discord.

So the next major update could be either of the two. If it's advanced pregnancy I think it will include lactation and maybe female npc pregnancy, maybe other stuff.

I don't for the lesbian content but I imagine you could interact with them like regular male NPC, maybe also date them?

>>269805

I think you just need to not be insecure and have already asked the guy to pull out and been told no

>>269884

>So the next major update

Wonder how many years it'll take before we get it.

>>270033

The guy also has to be a jerk, possibly doesn't like you very much, and not an impregnator. An impregnator would just tell you that he is totally gonna pull out but cums inside anyway.

>>269135

the only enjoyable moment I ever had with this game was when I added Sam Hyde and made him the gym bully

>>269884

tbh, what I'd really fucking like is the ability to turn the "get your shy coworker some of the dick" option into a threesome. I bring my custom-made shyslut home to my PC's husband, only to get fucked, instead of actual good porn.

>>271007

That would all require a substantial amount of writing effort. He's not going to do it.

>>271164

>That would all require any amount of effort. He's not going to do it. His Discord writers will, though.

Fixed that for you, bud.

any way to hack the affection levels? even with cheats the grind is pretty unbearable

New update out (earlier than usual). Highlights are:

-new small cock trait so you can properly cuck a guy lol

-ability to skip sex scenes or something

-bugfixes, nothing else worth noting

Any kind anon got the newest shilled version? Would appreciate.

>>272101

This update is bad even compared to how bad the updates are normally.

I can't actuallly fucking believe that he would add the "small cock" trait but the fucking mad man did. Enjoy this, you apes.

https://mega.nz/#!MPpGlQqY!Sw3HfVeDCbOA7wGIgnCjf5OUWvJhaSzipgD-nE1c-mY

>>272134

Eh, I got nothing else to play. I held off from doing a new playthru, digging the Jerk BF stuff (I never played that far since he added it in) so the game has *some* use to me for a week or two. I never hold my breath for actual good updates - a few updates (months) is the way to go. This one is even more lackluster than that dress one.

>>272190

Definitely appreciate it, mate! Thank you.

>>271791

so manipulating game variables with cheat engine is easy enough. but I can't find the relationship values anywhere. anybody know how to read the save files?

>>272205

No, there isn't any new scenes for it at all actually. It changes the text for scenes but that's it. It's actually really funny to me that this update and the one after it is probably going to be cuckiest out of them all despite the marriage update.

>Using auto-sex for scenes like the prostitution or blackmail ones that require specific outcomes will only work if the “preserve virginity” option doesn't interfere.

There's a prostitution scene? Where?

>>272506

It's one single scene that commonly triggers once you buy a computer for your flat. It also has a little bit of additional flavor text if you chose to go through it as a virgin. It's honestly… mediocre. It would be much better if it was a continual thing with multiple NPC's, if maybe PC could use it to make money daily as an alternate slutty version of the default job, but yea, it's pretty shallow and boring.

>>269802

>tumblr genders

>>>/oven/

>>272101

> Skip sex scenes.

> It takes maybe thirty seconds to spam through one manually.

> I fucking timed it.

I wonder how much time was spent on that useless shit.

Has any work been done on a save editor? I don't give a shit about money since that's easily editable by CE, I just want to max my outfits' stats.

>>272732

how do you edit money?

>>272710

Do you mean the scene where you pay the repairman with sex? Why the fuck would you call that a "prositution scene"

>>272999

It's stored as a raw 4-bit value, look up current savings value, hit next week and update until you find the address.

>>273249

It's an entirely different scene where some dude contacts you over the computer to have sex with you.

>>273249

Because that's not the scene I'm talking about you slack jawed mouth breathing ape? Can you even read? I said it's a scene that triggers randomly when you own a PC and an NPC messages you offering you cash to bone him. It has nothing to do with the repairman scene. Is it really that difficult to not be retarded?

Am I just a fucking retard or can custom npc bf's not get a jerk friend?

>>273249

Because that is prostitution by definition.

>>272732

I looked into it. I have no idea what I'm doing. anybody know Java?

>>273291

Except you didn't say anything about it other than that you need a PC for it to trigger, you braindead cro-magnon

Read your own fucking post before you starting sperging out you autistic child

>>273663

Why would you need the computer when the repairman doesn't fix the computer?

>>273744

Different (and not slow) anon here. This comment made my fucking weekend. That dude hella retarded.

>>273291

>>273663

>>273744

Would you two calm the fuck down. It was a simple misunderstanding due a vague description. Go hatefuck each other or something and get over it. Stop acting like niggers, christ.

>>272190

>new update for porn game

>new features are disappointing sex and skipping sex

Pretty blatant trolling from SO.

>>273682

Yes he does retard

>>273744

>This much autistic tantrum throwing over you being a retard and unable to read

Might wanna calm down before they make you take your sleepy meds

>>271996

Never. We're here, we're queer, we're playing the same game as you, do you hear?

- great customization options

- great clothing/attraction system

- shit lewd content

- nothing to do

- no f/f lewd

- content its the same since forever

>>273315

It used to trigger for me with a custom BF several version ago, but I think they've altered the chance of it occuring now. I've never had the friend be a custom NPC.

Is this still a sissy simulator, where you get fucked by guys over and over ?

>>277472

>whole premise of the game is to be a female

>sissy

fuck outta here with your dumb rhetorical question.

>>274813

Always the TV that breaks for me, which begs the question why one would specifically need the computer.

>>275313

>>273315

It has been added as a trait in the custom npc template. Once you give the custom npc the trait they will always appear as bf's jerk friend. The trait is BOYFRIENDS_JERK_FRIEND.

>>273315

>>275313

>>278228

Also, if your boyfriend is a doormat, or likes to share, the event chain will not start.

>>278331

Oh, and your "love" level needs to be at a certain point.

>>282046

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>277751

>sissy

>meant to get fucked by guys over and over

>female

>meant to get fucked by guys over and over

I'm not seeing a lot of distinction

>>283408

Because if they have one thing in common, it is equal in every regard. Logical fallacy.

He is gay, yes but he's also human, therefore every human is gay.

>>283561

I'm at least 80% sure the endless railing about fem protag games is one insecure closeted tranny faggot who is desperately trying to compensate for the time he clicked one too many "gifs that want to make you eat cum" threads, ended up going on craigslist, and ended up being assfucked by a room full of hair 60+ men.

>>283587

I guess you don't leave /hgg/ much if you think that's hard to stumble across. I can count 3-4 boards I stopped going to entirely because there was so much sissy/trap/tranny shit being spammed that visiting them became a chore. That particular theme ("pics that make you want to X", where X is inevitably some m/m homoerotic activity) is especially common.

I guess you're just luckier than me if you haven't seen it yet.

>>283669

Sissy is m/m - it is, very literally, homosexual in nature. It's also a "gateway" theme for self loathing tranny/gay basement dwellers who still want to pretend they're "straight" because making the boys feminine is somehow "less gay" than two hunky guys going at it. (The irony is that since gays are also overwhelmingly more likely to be pedophiles, gay men liking effeminate/feminine looking boys is thousands of years old.)

A chick getting railed by a guy is heterosexual. Whether or not the player is self inserting or not is irrelevant - the pivotal difference is that humans subconsciously react to men sexually interacting with men similarly to how they react to things like rotting meat, maggots, or pus. Even people who claim to be tolerant of those things still subliminally find it disgusting. As a result, a chick getting railed isn't disgusting. You're not feeling sublimated disgust as arousal as a coping mechanism brought about by deeply rooted self loathing/self destructive tendencies. You're not forced to couch it in heterosexual terms in order to pseudo-normalize it ("boipucci", "breeding", "creampie", etc are all employed by homosexuals to describe m/m sexual phenomena - which means they're still on some level trying to frame their sexuality in heterosexual terms - very telling).

tl;dr: everyone thinks sissies getting railed is fucking gross, even people who get off on it; chicks getting railed are not.

>>283705

On a time crunch, just skimming through replies, saw your post, felt the need to toss this out there, that reaction you're describing is learned behavior. It's something taught, by parents, or society as a whole discouraging it. You're speaking for a very large group of people, mister 'everyone'. Tone it back a bit there. Be a little more realistic, and your argument will carry more weight to it.

As for sissy preferences having something to do with self-loathing, you're not wrong, that's a possible reason for some folks to be into it, but then there's people who appreciate feminine qualities like 'cuteness', 'softness', and the various kinds of charming feminine tropes sold off in media- buuuut, have absolutely no attraction to pussy, and for as much as they can appreciate a cute face, what's between their legs is kind of a deal-breaker.

I'm sure you can relate, in that you may like women, but if a woman had a dick between her legs, no matter how beautiful the woman may be to you, you can't bring yourself to 'do much of anything with them'.

Gay folks are humans, and have human thought patterns, preferences, and silly little quirks. No better or worse than anyone else, and their silly human thought patterns, preferences, and quirks.

>>283749

>>283705

>A chick getting railed by a guy is heterosexual

>Getting aroused by women being fucked by someone who isn't you

What a cuck.

>>283751

Self-inserting as the girl is both gay and cuck.

>>283741

Buuuddy, do you know how many people are on the planet now? How much one life is worth as opposed to 'any other life'? How little meaning folks have these days, as interchangeable numbers nations and countries have to pander to? Why is it so important for us to 'continue breeding', then? Why is it 'objectively wrong', when our population is only ever on the rise, anyway? Do you think that preference will stop being a thing? That 'the gay is going to infect us all some day'?

Besides that, you ever seen how mammals act when you cage them into an area without room to grow their population any further? Ever heard of the Mouse Utopia? Baser mammals, for whom breeding- straight sex- is, as you claim, 'genetically encoded', turned pretty quickly, and casually to homosexuality without a second thought, no real fanfare. I won't even try to argue that there's some kind of parallel to be drawn for the reasons that homosexuality arises in mice, and homosexuality arises in humans, but even on a 'genetic level', this isn't a black and white issue. 'Going by nature', homosexuality remains 'a thing'. Plenty of different species engage in it. Some do so under particular circumstances, others do it for fun- but humanity, with all it's nuance and culture, is the only species that has such a maaaassive amount of choice in what they teach to their children, and such a wildly, rapidly changing media landscape to influence children growing up. People of our grandparent's generation viewed homosexuality as a sin, 'plain and simple', there wasn't room for debate in their minds. People of this generation fought to have equal marriage rights in the US.

Culture changes, what we teach our children changes, what people come to believe as 'fact' changes. You can justify your feelings on things with whatever you like, bud- your one, singular opinion, is never going to influence anything on it's own. Culture's going this way. So in 'the spirit of nature', adapt.

Humans are also probably the only species of animal on the planet that can get away with refusing to adapt, and somehow manage to avoid dying out, though- so you do you, I can't stop you.

>>283775

>Why is it so important for us to 'continue breeding', then? Why is it 'objectively wrong', when our population is only ever on the rise, anyway?

Because YOUR genes should be important TO YOU. that's literally the only biological meaning you can find in your whole life, that's what life is about, be born, reproduce, and then die, having passed YOUR genes so your descendants can do the same.

What you're doing is going against that, and your seed will never be on earth after you die because you like dick and not vagina as it should happen.

>Do you think that preference will stop being a thing? That 'the gay is going to infect us all some day'?

As things are going, yes. Or even worse. People with actual strong genes will stop procreating because "muh choices", and only dumb fucking people, the ones that keep having babies despite being dirt poor, will be the ones actually breeding, leaving human-kind with a bunch of retards with questionable gene quality. That's why you reproduce, so you pass the better genes. In a way, is good that faggots can't reproduce, because they are defective in the first place.

>Ever heard of the Mouse Utopia? Baser mammals, for whom breeding- straight sex- is, as you claim, 'genetically encoded', turned pretty quickly, and casually to homosexuality without a second thought, no real fanfare

This is a fallacy. Even though the experiment is very real, you can't compare humans complex systems with mice. Secondly, the world isn't and will never be a perfect utopia. What the experiment reflects on society is that societies with less stress on survival quickly turn to useless shit that doesn't help with survival, and that'd be nice and dandy, if the danger of dooming humanity because you're a fucking faggot.

>'Going by nature', homosexuality remains 'a thing'. Plenty of different species engage in it

Usually as recreativity. "homosexual" animals eventually find a female partner to procreate. They don't "choose" to be homosexual, most certainly because they are not, they are only playing with male partners. It's not a way of life for them and at the end they end up fucking females as well. Only humans do that.

>People of our grandparent's generation viewed homosexuality as a sin, 'plain and simple', there wasn't room for debate in their minds

And that was a good thing. Notice how despite all out advances in technology, infrastructure, and quality of life, humans can't grasp something as simple as specie survival because "muh feelings".

>Culture changes, what we teach our children changes, what people come to believe as 'fact' changes

Ok, you keep repeating change, but have you ever thought, "Is change good?". Of course not. Things were the ways they were for a reason, and even though changes can indeed be beneficial, they more often than not are not. Tell me, what's the benefit in letting faggots roam around for free when there are so many things that goes against their very existence? That doesn't mean that you should actively oppose them, but don't fucking pander to them.

>Humans are also probably the only species of animal on the planet that can get away with refusing to adapt, and somehow manage to avoid dying out, though

Kek, hilarious coming from faggots.

>>283788

*Pat, pat.*

Life's not going to get any easier for you, kiddo. Make your peace with life as it is. The things you don't like don't go away because you don't like them.

Good luck out there.

>>283799

It's not about getting easier, is about getting better. Take your conformism somewhere else, literal faggot.

>>283845

>damage control

kek

>>283712

There are studies out there showing that humans, regardless of age, sex, sexual preference, political leanings, or background, respond the same to homosexuality. In at least one case the responses were verified by EEG and/or ECG scans showing activation in the brain centers pertaining to disgust/horror and the magnitude and nature of the responses did not vary.

Your attempts to normalize deviation by appealing to the sheer number of humans on this planet runs straight into the brick wall that is the common and hardwired instincts we as a species possess as a result of long standing evolutionary tendencies.

tl;dr: if your sexual practices aren't reproductive in nature, you're a fucking freak.

i thought he was supposed to do monthly updates? is this tiny amount of work too much for him now?

>>286078

What's even better is that he's been complaining the past year or so that the effort required is past what people donate. He doesn't realize that it's the other way around; in that the more work he puts in it the more people will donate.

But no it's always other people that are in the wrong and so most of his time is spent implementing scenes that other people made for him.

https://mega.nz/#!leJBQCYA!jF7rEWE8eCFEkUQF4QPrGHokm6CXKkLx00baxyra0b4

I could've bought something with this. Like McDonald's or something.

>>286879

Did he add any worthwhile content this time? Any?

He added a new trait: Inept in bed and there is a scene where you can train that person to not be so shit. I'm trying to find it now. He uploaded the change log on the blog.

Can you be the one who is inept in bed

>>286893

If you like. Just hit the 'lie back and think of England' option every time. Do nothing at all while your date uses you as a tight wet hole and then says he can't stay the night.

>>287655

>lie back and think of England

lol is that a new command for real? That's actually pretty funny. Time for the most patriotic boring sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wiENQMc9g8

>>287712

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/close-your-eyes-and-think-of-england.html

>latest updates have been all about making a completely inept dicklet cuckold BF

Do his patreons request that shit or is Ostrich working through some personal issues?

>>288063

Some of both most likely

>>287926

It's hard to find someone so proud of being a fucking retarded faggot

It'd be nice if this game was easy to mod.

>>290130

Did you bump this thread just to mention that?

is there any way to avoid the game nuking itself at 52 weeks? because that is super fucking unsatisfying

>>290666

Just increase the game duration what the hell

>>290668

okay i must have brain damage or something how do i do that

>>290670

Beat the game first, then it's in the options at create a character

>>290671

oh dang i didnt even try to start again bc i thought it'd be the same result thanks

>>290666

Always use the patreon versions posted here or on Fag95. It unlocks a couple of cheats of which setting the time is one of them.

can anyone update the character creator to have the new traits?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://mega.nz/#!9CxHmSKR!qultgXVkaCLX4Bm4ih8JWw9VjY2vyWnN-vfNeRIti_A

I would say I bring gifts but that implies this is any good.

>>293667

Thanks, man.

>>293667

Appreciate the speedy update, but sadly this was another weak update

For anyone who is curious here's the Changelog:

Major changes & additions:

Added the SophisticatedSalesHelp and SpyOnSex scenes written by …? and Rigel.

The PC can now fake an orgasm during sex if she isn't enjoying herself. Sex will also finish faster now once the PC's partner believes her to have had an orgasm.

To further the “be annoyed at your sucky lover” theme, added a “be frustrated” action to the male-dominant sex scenes. This appears when the PC has low arousal and a reason to dislike the encounter (Inept lover, small cock for a likes-big PC, disliked pace choice from the NPC) and inflicts an additional penalty for her arousal on top of the original cause.

Minor changes:

Following a suggestion from Saur, updated the “are you about to get pregnant?” line with an alternative if the PC's partner had lied about her not risking pregnancy from her first time.

Added a small alternative to the missionary quiet orgasm for “rough” encounters.

Following a report from エボラちゃん, made the makeout scenes increment the times-unfaithful stat if you bring the man off in them.

Added a handful of relationship lines to the bar scene.

Sleazy men will now make a sexual comment when they're buying the PC strong drink in a nightclub with the intent of getting her pissed.

Updated some penetration text to no longer refer to a small cock going “deep” into the player, as suggested by Saur.

Renamed the “Take someone to bed” action to “Take a man to bed”, as suggested by OrangeJuice.

Bugfixes:

Fixes to text issues. Thanks to Saur, OrangeJuice, Saint Destiny and Katie for reporting some of these.

Fixed a bug with auto-sex reported by Newface where multiple men could end up being flagged as having been your first anal lover.

Fixed a bug reported by IHayden where your date being unable to face you any more tonight does not actually stop him from facing you a whole lot more.

Fixed a “plants a kiss on your no panties” issue reported by Katie.

Fixed some potential boundary issues with the makeout orgasm trigger.

Fixed a bug reported by Katie where transitioning from a standing to a lying makeout blocked cunnilingus even if you hadn't done it previously in that makeout.

Fixed an issue reported by Katie where touching yourself in the shower referred to your husband as a “guest” even though you now live together.

Added some extra boastful text to the “biggest dick” question in the jerk-friend introduction scene where your boyfriend can't help but brag about the size of his tool.

Fixed an issue reported by Saint Destiny: your partner will no longer refer to you as his husband when telling him you're pregnant - you'd think the pregnancy would have tipped him off!

Now for my pointless ranting, I highly recommend ignoring it because it's entirely pointless whining. We play a game where a magical machine exists that can transform even the manliest dude into a fragile, feminine woman with huge tits, yet not a single person in-between exists. Yes, I'm demanding for gay faggot tranny content, but I don't think that is unreasonable in a game that is literally made for gay faggots that want to role play as a girl who goes around slurping cocks. Yes, I know that many of you self-insert as the male NPC's, but that is clearly not the goal of this game. All of the dialogue is in a 1st person perspective and you quite literally live out the mundane life of a woman or a dude who was turned into one.

It takes quite a lot of effort to self insert as the male when everything you read is from the females perspective and all the choices you make is from her point of view. Throw us a damn bone here. If the dev absolutely refuses tranny's, then at least give female NPC's all the same options that males have. Allow us to date/marry women and have all the same interactions with them, add in that sweet lesbian dildo fucking, hell, add in some godam threesomes. It's been like 17 years since anything of value was added to this game and it's such a shame because it does what it aims to do really freaking well, possibly one of the best in it's genre, it's just sorely lacking meaningful content variety. This lazy ass Ostridge isn't even going to deliver something meaningful for Christmas, damn him.

>>293708

>I'm demanding for gay faggot tranny content

Stopped reading right here

>>257983

has the preg in this game been improved from what it used to be?

>>291655

Second this, now that the new version is out.

>>293728

Believe it or not, content has actually been removed.

What exactly triggers the new scene?

Hold up

So you're telling me this update added a scene that was shared in this thread a few weeks ago?

Boy, SO has been hard at work

https://www63.zippyshare.com/v/1MytqnC4/file.html

character creator

>>293920

what got removed?

>>293720

No, I'm demanding literally anything that isn't role playing as a female and taking dick. I know you feel incredibly straight role playing as a chick, playing dress up then taking big cocks up your pussy, but some of us want other interactions. Mainly lesbian content, I only entertain tranny content because I know that only faggots play this game so at least tranny content would be some kind of mid point between being a complete faggot or only being a semi-faggot.

>>295171

>role playing as a chick

That's where you're wrong, kiddo. I don't roleplay or relate to anyone, I guide a chick into situations that get her fucked - just like most players around here

I do agree that more lesbian interactions and relations would be nice, though, so I can finally use that NTR content that has been lying around

>I only entertain tranny content because I know that only faggots play this game so

>basically saying "I-I'm not a fag, y-you are!"

Please return to whatever shithole you came from

I really wish there was a way to lie about being on the pill, or force creampies out of men. Reverse rape would be the ultimate.

>>295171

You're a gigantic fucking faggot. You're such a faggot you can't conceive of sexual content that isn't gay. A girl being fucked by a man is never homosexual. It is not trappy, it is not trans, it is not gay. It is heterosexual sex. Everyone over the age of 12 understands this except you mentally ill defective fucking faggots.

To explain why the game permits m->f but not in between: sex is binary, not a spectrum.

Excepting genetic freaks of nature, everyone has either male or female reproductive organs; one or the other, not both. Occasionally guys grow tits if their hormones are fucked up enough, or girls have their tits cut off, but tits are a secondary sexual characteristic, not a primary one. Losing/gaining tits does not change anything; having tits/not having tits is not a differentiator of sex.

However, a "girl with a penis" is just a guy. A "guy with a vagina" is a (probably very ugly) girl. In fictional contexts, you can marry a male personality to a female body or vice versa, but even games like Newlife acknowledge that sticking a male personality in a female brain will inevitably alter you into being psychologically female (the only question is how long it takes; how well you resist it).

But the truth is that the psychology of the sexes is hardwired into their brains. Male brains and female brains are trivially distinguishable to an expert - yes, there are rare developmental defects which can cause a male brain to resemble a female brain or vice versa, but the resulting behavioral similarities are comparatively superficial in nature. That means that if you woke up tomorrow in a biologically female body, you would very quickly change behaviorally into a girl. You cannot escape the physical structure and workings of your own brain. It would be more like waking up from a dream where you dreamed about being a guy, than anything else.

Anyway.

Trannies etc are purely mentally ill. Trans-sexualism is a delusion, similar to believing you are Jesus or Elvis. While the delusions can be addressed with the correct psychiatric protocols, catering to their delusions just makes it worse. Post-op suicide rates in trannies skyrockets because it does not alleviate the underlying mental defect.

Prior to surgery, a tranny can escape in the fantasy that if they "just get the surgery" they'll feel normal or complete; but once they transition, they have to deal with the horrifying reality of being a surgically mutilated freak that will suffer horrible side effects of their 'transition' for the rest of their lives - they can revert surgically, but they will always be incomplete and limited - you can't re-attach testicles once you cut them off, or re-insert ovaries if you have them removed.

This is why mentally healthy people don't include that shit in games. Newlife is basically a sci-fi body horror simulator with soft cushy edges that has a second path where you're born a girl which makes it into a standard "you're a girl" simulator.

The only reason it's not as horrifying as per se trans shit is that you actually are a girl, you're not just a guy pretending to be a girl and cutting himself up in order to further enact his delusions.

And if you "hold out" long enough, you go back to being your real self without having lost anything (aside from a year of your time); if you don't, you end up a real girl with vague and fading memories that once you were something else.

tl;dr: stfu, faggot; there are lots of games that indulge your mental illness. Don't try to shit up games that aren't tainted by your disgusting fetish .

>>294000 (trips of truth)

Because that shit is actual work instead of making minor tweaks that create the illusion of progress.

>>295411

Look up the word hermaphrodite .Sex is usually binary, but shit happens sometimes.

>>296882

Hermaphrodites are like conjoined twins and people with cleft lips–victims of a genetic misfortune that occured in the womb. They are not proof of the existence of a distinct sex.

>>295411

Now THIS is autism

>>296892

It should also be observed that no hermaphrodite has ever had the fully functioning organs of both sexes.

>>296916

But good autism, cause it's true.

>>295327

>I only entertain tranny content because I know that only faggots play this game so

>basically saying "I-I'm not a fag, y-you are!"

See your main problem is that you assume I care what anonymous people online think. I'm comfortable enough in my own skin to accept that I'm only attracted to femininity but I sure as hell prefer female x futa/shemale/trap/whatever over female x male because I simply rather not have disgusting fat, sweaty, hairy man pictures or descriptions in my porn. If that makes random anons consider me gay then that's fine, why would I honestly care?

>That's where you're wrong, kiddo. I don't role play or relate to anyone, I guide a chick into situations that get her fucked - just like most players around here

You can play the game however you want, you can also try to assume how others play it kiddo, but you have absolutely nothing to backup whether this is true or not for the -majority- of people. This game is very specifically designed for people to role play as a female or a male turned into a female(a transexuals ultimate fantasy, becoming a real women), how someone could deny that is beyond me. All of the text is from a first person perspective and the thought behind it is "living the mundane life of some chick or male transformed into female" from deciding what clothes to wear, to deciding which beefy dude you allow to plow your avatars holes. I don't doubt that there are people who completely separate themselves from the PC of the game and act as some type of puppet master god, people are known to do this for many hentai games with female leads(again we cannot prove the majority do), but that doesn't change the fact that this game and it's developer want its players to role play as the PC. I think it's very likely that mentally ill trannys do this. The only reason I suggest traps into this game is because I think there's a greater chance of this happening then I do for this game to get futas(which I prefer) or even straight up lesbian content because the dev is most likely one of these ill trannys. Isn't that why he created this game? Because it has to do with his fetishes and sexuality?

>>295411

I can't even bother to read a single line of this. Just the thought that what I wrote made you autistically sperg out this hard is satisfaction in itself, thanks for the laugh brainlet.

>>296892

>Hermaphrodites are like conjoined twins and people with cleft lips–victims of a genetic misfortune that occured in the womb.

Like I said shit happens.

>They are not proof of the existence of a distinct sex.

They are not a distinct sex, but neither do they fit neatly into male nor female which meshes poorly with the statement

>sex is binary, not a spectrum.

Missed the

>Excepting genetic freaks of nature

but then again, excepting the time you spend indoors you spend your entire life outdoors.

>To explain why the game permits m->f but not in between: sex is binary, not a spectrum.

Considering that the game allows for m>f to begin with, something that does not exist in humans (surgery make cosmetic changes afaik as I don't think womb/testicle transplants made from the patients own DNA is a thing yet), it would not be inconceivable that the process could produce a true hermaphrodite.

A better argument for why we wont see it in the game is that the SO probably don't want to make that content.

>>296997

In other words:

>lol i was only pretending to be retarded u got trolled trollolololol

You're still a gigantic faggot and a tranny loving retard. I'd tell you to gas yourself, but you'd probably just take it as a reference to eproctophilia.

>>297527

Normaly yes. Now what is normal about a machine that turns males into females?

>>297534

Given a scenario where there exits a machine that can turn a male into a female (as is the case in new life), what exactly precludes said machine from mimicking a genetic accident given that for it to do the changes it does it basically have to mess around on the genetic level anyway. If the developer of the game wanted said content, there exist the potential to rationalize the inclusion of it, hence the argument against is flawed.

>>297534

They're not even evolutionary dead ends - that implies reproductive viability, but not adaptive viability.

Situations like human hermaphroditism are pure birth defects, like down syndrome or cleft palate.

>>297527

exactly

>so… anything ne… oh right… nvm.

>>297588

Right, since this is a hard science game can you please explain the science behind vaginal secretions damaging latex?

>>297587

First off, side from some very obvious deus ex machina elements, the game is obviously not a sci fi game. That means that (unless SO changes his mind) it's about men/women, not weird intersexed freaks of nature.

Second, male and female, genetically and physiologically, are still two distinct, well defined states. Since Newlife seems more or less "realism oriented" (to the point of being prudish, since SO excludes some """unrealistic""" stuff that actually does happen relatively regularly) I don't think he'd invent a fictional "third gender" that when you get down to it is just tranny mary-sue wish fulfilment since futas are always "hotter and better and sexier" than everyone else in any game that includes them. It's not really interesting storytelling anyway since (to continue the mary sue wish fulfilment) all the guys would ignore your dick and all the girls would pretend you're a guy, or SO would have to rewrite the game so everyone is a tranny loving bislut like CoC or TiTS.

And if SO wrote it more realistically, none of the guys would want to fuck you (due to being a freak with a dick) so you'd end up with a complete inversion where you went around trying to find the 1 out of a hundred girls who would be okay with being fucked by a freak with a dick instead of being with a guy since most girls actually like being fucked by guys.

So the idea is shit, the underlying basis is shit, and the game would become an unplayably stupid CoC rip-off if it was actually put into action.

>>293957

I also wish I could get $5k a month just to copy and paste someone else's work.

>>295411

>Trannies etc are purely mentally ill. Trans-sexualism is a delusion

Based

>>297598

So you agree that the main reason we don't have it in the game is because SO don't want it in the game rather then it being impossible for him/her/it to shoehorn it in due to sex being binary?

>>297833

No, I said that if you tried it would completely fuck the game to hell and it would end up another shitty CoC/TiTS clone.

>>295411

based and redpilled

>>297928

Thais one thing you said yes.

Here is another

>That means that (unless SO changes his mind) it's about men/women, not weird intersexed freaks of nature.

which means that if SO was to change his/her/it's mind then it would be added. But SO not wanting it is not the primary reason for it not being added, really?

>>297952

I'm sure that guy means that if SO decided to drop adding custom scenes and instead dedicated his finite coding time he bothers to do into making your tranny cock jizz during sex be more than flavour text it would infact be added, just like if he changed his mind and decided to dedicate 6.0 to implementing a detailed fursuit shop then that would also be added

thankfully for as much of a greedy cunt SO is he isn't as retarded as you

Now for a real answer to your stupid leading reply baiting, no that isn't the main reason because the main reason is the fact that it would be quite difficult to add and make everything it entails actually functional, if it were so easy then the non gay half of this thread would be rallying to add being a man as that's practically the same code wise but its not simple to add all the stuff having a cock and using it would require. It actually probably isn't a reason at all as I wouldn't guess that a guy that writes text about how good a mans fat cock feels would turn his nose up at futas

>>297949

The matrix is about the director's transgenderism, so it's actually the opposite of redpilled

>>298103

The Matrix is about Baudrillard's concept of the "hyper-real."

>>297995

And I am arguing that what gets added is entirely up to SO and citing science as the reason for something being or not being added is inherently flawed because SO will do what SO will do. I have not argued that hermaphrodites will or should be added to the game. Personally I feel that adding hermaphrodites is pointless until such a time that npc pregnancy has been added, something that has been on the TODO list for quite a while. Yet even if npc pregnancy is added I will not argue for the inclusion of anything else since

1 SO will do what SO will do.

2 SO has consistently proven that SO will do as little as possible.

>>297598

It's a lot more than one in a hundred for girls who want sex with a dickgirl.

And plenty of the guys want to fuck you when you've got the T's and the D.

You should do your hair, pluck that neckbeard and put on a dress. You might finally lose your virginity.

>>301303

>No one wants to fuck a chick with a dick

You're fuckin blind if you think that's the case anyway, look at the amount of shit out there that specifically caters to that.

>>301382

retards gon retard honestly. Most cunts that have a mental breakdown over faggots on this board are probably more obsessed with the cock than the average gay dude.

>>295411

>This is why mentally healthy people don't include that shit in games. Newlife is basically a sci-fi body horror simulator with soft cushy edges that has a second path where you're born a girl which makes it into a standard "you're a girl" simulator.

You're out of your mind if you think Newlife is anything other than interactive wish fulfillment for trans women (and those in denial about being trans women).

>>301398

>>301382

It feels like all of the threads about gender bender games on this board are full of posts where some autist spergs about how his fetish is completely straight and normal, and trannies/gays/etc are corrupting the totally pure fetish by liking dick.

Like Jesus, if you see yourself as straight that's completely up to you but you shouldn't feel the need to go on rants about how totally heterosexual your kink is. That doesn't convince anyone, it just exposes how insecure you are over your sexuality. Who gives a shit if the people you're fapping with are gay or straight, cis or trans?

>>301382

Go to the Dr and get a paternity test.

Hey so I downloaded Java runetime explorer 1.7.0 like it told me because I wanted to play newlife. I installed it and while I used to be able to play it no problem I can't anymore. It tells me that bullshit of "A Java Exception Has Occured" can someone help please

>>304720

>Java runetime explorer

>explorer

you may have downloaded a virus

Doesn't any faggots actually still play this game? Arguing about it and bitching about SO is far more entertaining.

>>304787

Sorry I meant Java Runtime Environment. Although I did almost download a virus of it

>>304941

This is a common issue with Java. It's very simple to solve. Just install Gentoo.

Text based game where I’m either a woman or a guy turned into a woman, wow

In britbong time, it's now February, which means there was no update for the entire month. SO just made several thousand dollars for L I T E R A L L Y N O T H I NG

>>309091

the first time he did this he made a big woeful post apologizing for it

now he doesn't even care

>>309034

>another game that will never be updated with anything meaningful, this time with art

sign me up

lmao this fucking update

Can someone upload 0.4.27

>>309034

>I've had a bit too much on my plate with Newlife

Yeah it's pretty tough sitting back and letting contributors do 100% of your updates while you collect patreonbux

so it seems SO has finally made the transition from doing no work whatsoever to hiring pajeets to write scenes for him and not editing them at all

this shit is fucking embarrassingly bad

I think I am more interested in the art heavy newlife that SO mentioned anyone know who is developing it? It can't be much worse than how this game has gotten on content.

The level of lack of support baffles me, he not even doing work, just taking fan fiction and adding it to it.

>>309034

god what a fucking lazy leech

>>309289

yessir this is pajeet amardeep

please do the needful for big bob scene of sexy

>>309276

Corrupted for me apparently.

>>309488

works on my machine

>>309488

The actual rar file is fine, but it looks like he's botched the random number generation for the new cooking feature. You know, the only new feature he's added this month. It crashes every time.

>>310004

thanks

>>310004

Cooking for guys in the evenings works now, but breakfast still crashes.

>>310251

… although it started working once I had a few more cooking lessons. Everything's working now and I'm serving my new husband a full English every morning and feeling so happy.

I have to admit, SplendidOstridge is responsible for quite literally the worst patches I have ever seen in any H-games I have played and that is saying a lot because there is mountains of trash. In a text based game the only significant feature he added was a cooking skill? Absolutely useless update, as always. I really hope this guy gets hit by a truck, he deserves it.

>>310262

I equally hate you just as much for actually being satisfied by this pathetic patch, neck yourself.

>>310269

Well, I'm still complaining that it crashes. But when it works, it adds so much more feeling to the domestic scene. It's nice to feel appreciated by the guys for something other than sex, you know?

I like these little domestic touches where I get to feel like a good wife. I'd love a scene that lets me take the kids for a play date around one of my friends' houses. Possibly that friend I encouraged into a relationship with my ex with the impregnation fetish. There needn't be any lewd at all, it would just add to the context next time the husband comes into the picture.

>>310306

The pace is hilariously slow, sure. If I was paying for this kind of thing I'm sure I'd be raging. But I'm not, so I'm just glad that all the Patreon cash the guy gets has meant he's remained interested all this time.

I'm just going through that 'morning' scene that came in a while back. Gives me warm fuzzies every time, caring for the kids, having breakfast, putting together some lunch for my husband… happy. On which point I should say I've gone to great lengths to max out my cooking skill and there's no way I'm giving him 'a simple lunchbox with a few sandwiches'. You know that beautifully presented bento box the little girl makes in Totoro? Yeah, he's getting that.

(And yeah, once upon a time I was playing this game to fap. What the hell happened?)

>>310646

Its strange the guy obviously has some sort of non-con stepford breeding stock fetish stuff and thats hot and unique.

He'd probably go far and get more motivation if he'd stop being such an in denial limey britbitch about what gets him wet and embrace it.

>>310803

>non-con stepford breeding stock fetish stuff

damn, you just summed up why I can't help but keep coming back to this shit game

>>310646

Wasn't his excuse that britbong law may shut down his shekelscheme when he puts rape into his game?

If his game wouldn't be so fucking retarded when it comes to making custom scenes more people could add content including non-con and all kinds of fetishes but the way this game runs hardly anyone bothers.

>>311166

He's terrified of new code.

I told him exactly how to do dynamically pluggable scenes (code snippets, model, everything) and he refused because it made him nervous.

SO is the biggest coward I know.

>>311044

Cause talking shit is easy, but delivering is hard.

Does auto-sex not give the same relationship boost that manually going through the options does? I've been doing mainly auto-sex to preserve my virginity until marriage and it's taking forever for this guy to propose, he doesn't have any commitment issue personality traits either.

I recently quit my job to start my own business and while I'm having my difficulties getting off the ground I'm thinking about this guy milking patreon for thousands of bucks a month while doing maybe a couple of hours work kind of makes me wish I was on the incredibly-slowly-updating-text-porn-game bandwagon.

I mean the game is functionally identical to how it was a year ago (maybe more), with just some extra stats and scenes that never get used.

>>311188

So he is the classic eternal anglo faggot

>>311332

>when you're such a faggot you can only frame things in terms of homosexuality

>>311559

She has NICE tits tho

>>311559

>>311596

>>311628

thats a game of thrones actress

>>311559

No, that's Melody Hensley. Picture from this news article.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605888/Woman-claims-PTSD-Twitter-cyberstalking-says-bit-war-veterans.html

She was one of the prominent Feminists involved when the big plague of privilege-checking went through the atheist movement. Trolls made a point of calling her out on her bullshit, usually with reference to her own past statements. She claims to have suffered PTSD as a result.

>>311683

Correct. It's the woman that plays Melisandre, priestess of the God of Light. I got it during the Fappening, so if you want more I suggest searching there.

Can someone give me a quick rundown of how this guy started out? I want to make sure I never end up making thousands of dollars a month doing almost nothing.

>>311628

Did you fail to notice those stretchmarks?

you know, when you ignore this game for 6 months at a time, there's actually enough new content to get off to

>>312546

Cute!

>>310262

>>310302

>>310310

Are you a chick? The crap you are writing is baffling me right now, it seems like your biggest fantasies are to become a submissive housewife, cook for your alpha male husband and chug on his hog. You know most men would fantasize about the opposite, their wife cooking for them and giving them a tug. I mean I understand that the type of thread I'm in is going to attract faggots, but I never imagined such an extreme case as yourself. Honestly do yourself a favor, come out of the closet and purchase a tranny prostitute that will plow out your ass, then you can make them a nice bento box, you will have the time of your life.

>>312403

What am I looking at?

>>312546

I call them "tiger stripes", because they make my cock growl for meat.

anyone know if it's possible to hack affection levels? cheat engine works but the actual number isn't displayed.

>>312832

Cheat engine?

How do you even trigger the event where your boyfriend fights the other guy during blackmail?

>>311426

Is the stomach real? Her belly button looks like a low res texture from a vidya game lel

>>313111

Fuck off, virgin.

>>312983

I have no idea, I just kept telling him there wasn't a chance until a weekend activity popped up where I could meet with the mad scientist. Then I turned "Jerk Friend" into a woman and made her fuck my boyfriend while I watched.

It's a revenge cuckqueen thing, I guess.

So impregnators will sabotage condoms, do they do the same for birth control?

>>312546

Those appear to be impressions from a recently removed bra

>>313499

Yep.

Basically if you have them in your flat, every turn you Chat or Watch a Film or whatever, the game makes a check to see if they pop into your bedroom to swap your birth control pills with breath mints. If you then get pregnant, the game gives you the "you were so certain you took the pill every day" spiel you get if you have the Forgetful trait and get knocked up.

If you have "Cunning" there's a chance you'll catch them doing it. At that point you can angrily confront them, kick them out, or shrug and fuck them, which is obviously a totally normal and standard way to react to an act of reproductive coercion and violation of your bodily autonomy.

How many shekels a month does the dev still make?

>>313746

you have a chance to catch them without the cunning trait too

>>313376

How did you manage to get pissed off by that? Genuinely curious.

>>314873

Because it's a naked woman. Fap or move on. Conversation is about newlfe, not holding some 14 year old's hand and comforting them when they figure out women have flaws like they do.

On a different note, have you guys tried to make a plain character get laid? Unless someone likes your tits, you get nowhere.

>>313746

>which is obviously a totally normal and standard way to react to an act of reproductive coercion and violation of your bodily autonomy

Gloryholes are far too unrealistic though

>>315284

plain is the only way to go for that sweet self-cuckquean action

>>313746

>>>/tumblr/

>>312733

Oh no someone else has different sexual fantasies than you!

>>315868

So literally wanting to become a women and funnel some hog IRL is a fantasy now? I thought it was just called either being a faggot, or being a tranny, I guess I learned something new today.

It's amazing how Newlife threads are always filled with retards uncapable of not self inserting into everything they read or play

Most people just like to watch the porn in this game without pretending to be there, why can't you understand this?

>>316033

This. Third person dialogue when.

>>312733

>it seems like your biggest fantasies are to become a submissive housewife, cook for your alpha male husband and chug on his hog

Not the worst fantasy to have, tbh. This one is at least wholesome at some level.

So wait, is there any way to mod this game? I would enjoy this game much more if we could write our own scenes instead of waiting 16 centuries for the creator to update and fix a couple typos and maybe add a useless stat.

>>318624

This. Writing new scenes is an exhausting grind, endless branching IF / THEN statements checking for every possible character trait before you even deal with navigating the scene itself.

Character editing is way easier. Once you get the hang of it you can whip up characters in a text editor.

>still no option to do rimjob

Fucking prude i need to sate my sick degenerate fetishes!

>>319844

Don't use Java, it's cancer and like, a third of the problem with newlife. There are better programs and languages to use.

If you play this game at Christmas time, it unlocks a red "santa dress". I wonder if there are any other times of year that have special clothing?

capcha: ntx soy

>>320759

No changelog

No content

>>319985

I have thought of using Love 2d and add some graphics here and there. Mostly because I like fiddling with code instead of using developing tools.

>>320846

That's just pure fucking gold, too lazy to even write a changelog. WEW.

>>320865

Is that link missing some info or am I just stupid and missed how to get the files?

Straight from his blog:

>I'm feeling a bit too tired to do the whole changelog thing

is this guy for-fucking-real?

>>320865

Does he bother saying what's new on Patreon?

my bet is he didn't add jack shit and wants to save face

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Expect a new scene that Splendid didn't write. That's what I'm gleaning from the Discord.

it looks like the new scene is called bringHome in additional scenes, and its a scene where you get drunkenly raped by a guy from the club basically

it sounds hotter than it looks

>>321739

probably written by some sap in the discord anyways

>can't be bothered to actually do any work himself

>can't even be bothered to make a fucking changelog anymore

>people still pay this lazy hack nigger money

>haven't played in a long time

>installs new version

>goes to the gym and gets hit on

>meets horse

>runs away not wanting to lose my vergunty

>goes to the gym again

>horse saves me from some "thugs"

>we start dating

>he cares for me while also being naughty and flirty

>eventually we get married

Holy shit this game is complete ass and the dev is a fucking cuck but every once in a while there's a bit of magic that makes me keep coming back

>Added a new “heavily tweaked” randomisation option for malestart characters, as suggested by Morion. This has double the randomisation changes of the tweaked start: 40% for both physical and mental categories, compared to 20% for tweaked and 50%/0% for the mental-only and physical-only starts.​

I'm not even seeing this option

Is there some sort of archive of custom NPCs made by others? I would make my own, but I worry they may come off as boring to me if I make them.

so close

AW is so fucking close to being playable now

I can't wait to drop this fucking game but there is no equivalent yet

>>322698

Ok, I'll bite anon. What is AW?

>>322707

accidental woman

>>322698

Has it gotten any actual content yet?

>>322698

>intro and character creation redone for the 4th time

>still not even in the actual "game" part

It's another neverever project.

>>322709

>>322714

Heres the progress so far +resources. It doesn't really have any content right now and I'll probably post the releases in a thread for AW when it does.

resources: /#!5vQhnabK!FfHQzt_ZXYRl5UYr-og9LpVF6GH3H9ZTJY2TPvm1zUs

"game": /#!AvZ3GAQC!5OgBX0U9Kddh4JdqaetztQxjG3-OqawzXfK1jbm3lUU

>>322698

>Implying AW will ever be playable

>Implying AW will ever have content

>Actually falling for the scam

>>322698

I tried the demo sex scene once last year and there was just filler content mostly

I tried again last month and it was exactly the same

I know they are doing a lot of work, but let me know once you can be a preggo teen who licks your masters ass while she peees on you

>>322678

Do you want one of mine? Male or female?

>>322889

Sure. Males please.

>>322722

hey thanks

>>322929

take the following text and paste it into a .txt file named Martin or something sane like that. Change the file extension to .yml and run Test NPC from the main menu. You can't add characters to an existing game. This is the kind of guy you have to beg to pull out.

type: MALE

enabled: TRUE

priority: 2

name: Martin

age: THIRTIES

race: white

eye colour: brown

hair colour: black

skin colour: white

figure: SKINNY

personality: SELFISH

traits:

- LIKES_BIG_TITS

- BIG_COCK_HEAD

- BIG_BALLS

- WANTS_KIDS

- MAGIC_FINGERS

- PREFERS_SEX

- THICK_COCK

- TASTY_SPERM

- REPAIRMAN

- VIGOROUS_LOVER

- SLEAZY

- DULL

- GOOD_DANCER

- UGLY

- LIKES_SEXY

- CRUDE

- HATES_CONDOMS

allow additional traits: TRUE

blocked traits:

- NASTY_SPERM

>>322929

>>323182

This is the kind of boss that hits on you at lunch time with breeding talk, and will absolutely promote you if you fuck him against the office wall. As before, paste into a .txt file named "Boss" or something and then change .txt to .yml, drop it in \newlife_gamedata\user_created_npcs\ and enjoy the Human Resources lawsuit.

traits:

- SALES_BOSS

- FASHIONABLE

- GOOD_DANCER

- TASTY_SPERM

- IMPREGNATOR

- CRUDE

- SLEAZY

- INTERESTING

- HANDSOME

- MAGIC_FINGERS

- HATES_CONDOMS

- BIG_BALLS

- BIG_COCK_HEAD

- THICK_COCK

blocked traits:

name: Belial

type: MALE

priority: 1

enabled: TRUE

age: THIRTIES

figure: MUSCULAR

personality: JERK

race: demon lord

hair colour: ebony

eye colour: sapphire

skin colour: blood red

partner effect: BOSS_PARTNER_UNPROFESSIONAL

>>323182

Thanks Anon, will give them a try when I finally get home.

Anyone got any template/custom npcs that have traits required to trigger events?

>>323294

thanks, what is the difference between selfish and jerk personality types?

>>323585

A selfish guy will not care about your pleasure. He sees you only as a wet place to cram his meat. Despite this, he isn't actively mean - just neglectful. He will put his own desires above all else. Forget about anniversary presents.

A Jerk is an actual, abusive, asshole. The Jerk gets off on being a total prick, saying and doing things that are designed specifically to degrade and upset. For example, I had a "make out forfeit" in the Strip Poker subroutine (part of House Party) and the Jerk literally just critiqued my character's body and looks instead of anything erotic.

The Selfish guy won't pull out because your feelings about it aren't important.

The Jerk won't pull out because you asking him to do so amuses him.

>>323294

This is an enormously complex way to do something you can whip up with Notepad.

>>323277

I can whip you up one. What event did you want? Boyfriend's Jerk friend? Repairman? Lowlife? Cooking Class instructor?

On one hand i want a beach/pool hangout location but on the other hand that would require new clothing category for swimwear as in 6months to year of development. :^)

>>324274

> :^)

You know, normally you'd get a lot of shit for using emoticons, but I like your attitude newfriend.

>>324276

>implying :^) is the same as using emoticons

it's you who's new

So much undocumented shit with confusing AF triggers and criteria, weeks of game time trudging through repetitive content just to try to trigger something new. Is there another game I can sink some time into to take a break from this bullshit?

>>326586

If you want another life simulator maybe check out Life Choices, but that one also suffers from a lot of arbitrary trigger conditions on top of ridicolous grind.

>>326918

Is there a debug/cheats to that game? Trying to keep my looks up seems imbossibru, i dont even know where the hell i can get makeup!

>>326923

That game is grindy it make jrpg's seems straightforward in comparison, just use the console or modify the shower events so that it restore stats instead of draining them, then realize how shallow and empty the game right now, and look for another one