ENTER THE YANG 06/30/18 (Sat) 20:56:53 No. 122504 [Last 50 Posts]
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MEDICINE
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06/30/18 (Sat) 21:34:39 No. 122507
FOR (ANON; ANON == LARP(WIZARD); POST_IN_YANG_PILL_THREAD(bool post = 1))
{
if anon == notapussy(no_yang) {
Yang Pill (Angsty Teenager tier) {
Alternate stretching/working out for 4 minutes every hour;
Eat at a slight caloric surplus;
Recomp to muscle and ~10% bf if higher;
Drink hotsauce and vinegar in water with a bunch of spices like curry powder in it (fuck you I'm not budging on this);
Do something competitive with your free time; }
}
if anon == notapussy(angsty_yang) {
Yang Pill (Shit Imp Fodder tier) {
Alternate stretching/working out for 8 minutes every hour;
Just eat more;
Recomp to muscle and -8% bf if higher (burn hotter fagit);
Drink that same shit;
Do something competitive with your free time and work on your own project with a plan that isn't shit and a goal that is a real damn goal; }
}
if anon == notapussy(imp_fodder_yang) {
Yang Pill (Standard Imp Lackey tier) {
Alternate stretching/working out for 12 minutes every hour;
Eat more than before;
MORE MUSCLE LESS FAT ~6% C'MOOOOOON;
DRINK FIRE;
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES WITHOUT MERCY, HUNGER FOR YOUR NEXT VICTIM;
VIE FOR THE THRONE, BUILD YOUR ARMY OF MINIONS (more projects); }
}
if anon == notapussy(imp_man_yang) {
Yang Pill (Superior Chad Imp tier) {
Alternate stretching/working out for 10 minutes every half hour;
The fuck you put all that food;
RIIIPPPPPEDDDDD;
ADD SOME VODKA YOU PUSSY;
IS THERE NO ONE TO CHALLENGE ME? ;
I OWN THESE LANDS AND EVERYONE WHO WALKS THEM (project master); }
}
\\Small Lava Pond———Ends Here
\\Big Lava Ocean———-Begins Here
if anon == notapussy(imp_chad_yang) {
\*YANGU PILLU (TRUE INFERNAL BEING) {
????;
????;
????;
????;
????;
????;
????;
????; } *\
}
\\<The Dark Knowledge is lost to the young neophyte scrubs of the world. Only the Superior Chad Imps may find the hidden path… at a price.
if anon == pussy(yin) {
kys(bool yin = 1);
return yin; }
}
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06/30/18 (Sat) 23:11:47 No. 122516
How to stretch like a pro:
<Strength Stretch, THE NEW SS
>When stretching, instead of passively lengthening the muscle thinking you're some hindu yogi, brace and actively resist the stretch at the end range of motion, putting your strength into it.
>Examples of a strength stretch is holding yourself up whilst in a split, and pushing down hard when clasping your hands behind your back and bending them up with the help of a piece of furniture or something behind you.
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07/01/18 (Sun) 07:10:30 No. 122533
>hates epyc wynn
>becomes epyc wynn
~Epyc Wynn
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07/01/18 (Sun) 10:47:37 No. 122543
Also magic is not real.
~Yang Gangbag Wang
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SAGE! 07/01/18 (Sun) 11:29:52 No. 122545
<but OP what if I want to not gargle cum
>OP here I can't tell u cuz I love gargling cum
<then who can give me real advice
>this faggot over here
>four words, seventeen letters
<balance yin and yang
Nah but OP has good advice, the only addendum is: If you're afraid of your femininity or appearing feminine, it's because you're a pussy bitch.
To be whole is to balance masculine and feminine, hypermasculine without balance has another name: "Insecure".
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07/01/18 (Sun) 11:34:27 No. 122546
>>122545
Good post. Really.
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SAGE! 07/01/18 (Sun) 11:36:25 No. 122547
>>122516
English language translation: Dynamic Tension. Look it up, it's an 86 year old meme and the reason the US won WWII.
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SAGE! 07/01/18 (Sun) 11:38:41 No. 122548
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07/01/18 (Sun) 18:11:25 No. 122575
>>122547
Eyyy good post. I'm trying to get Dynamic Tension by Harry Wang (hheheheh) from /pdfs/ but still waiting. I guess I'll have to trudge through a bunch of libraries at some point here.
I shoulda said to do dynamic strength stretching. Damn.
>>122545
Nah trying to balance everything is easy. Being asymmetric is more difficult and less fruitful without putting more and more effort into it (which at a certain point is very fruitful and just keeps on being fruitful). I read, think about what I read and am going to start writing soon. The insecurity you're speaking of is weak in the sense that it is of course insecure… the same way you're insecure when running, because you're constantly falling forward and correcting your balance to stop you from hitting the ground face first. The same way you're insecure in a fight because being "secure" means being rigid and getting your shit beat in -> "Yeah but yin yang tai chi gong fu shaolin" valid but they have to train longer to get the same fighting efficacy. Western fighters don't generally improve as much after the first 2 years of training, whilst eastern fighters continue to improve but start out slow (remaining somewhat slow, but at least it's constant and well-rounded). I think this might be an issue of the western methods being undeveloped though.
In terms of elements, asians are yellow and obsessed with balance, and thus likely of the Earth element (which they place special importance on). Obsession itself is an Earth characteristic, even. White people are white… interested in and possibly created all instances of alchemy, and are tough and hard (though raw ore is useless and one can be a tough hardened man-child). Being 'insecure' has nothing to do with it then. It's just different constitutions. Balancing is for asians and possibly other brown people (though they could be water/wood/fire). Yang Metal is the warrior element and has to be forged in the fire of experience, hardship and suffering.
Asians are in control of Water, the wisdom element, the element of constant internal motion and currents, the formless element, and are controlled by Wood, the element of power and growth and pioneering. White people control Wood, and are controlled by Fire (but require their control element more than other elements require their control element; fire forged). If you want to be a warrior you generally cultivate your Wealth and Power element, 'Wealth' being what you're willing to work hard for, and 'Power' being your "force things to happen" element. I'll call it 'Work' then. Work controls the Resource element, the element that generates you (Earth for white people, Fire for asians) and this element represents your mind. So to properly shape, forge, cultivate your mind and body, you require as a white person Wood and Metal, and Water and Wood as an asian.
>>122533
fuk u
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07/01/18 (Sun) 18:39:08 No. 122580
>>122575
**White people require Wood and Fire.
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07/01/18 (Sun) 20:23:20 No. 122584
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. Rolled 1 (1d4)
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07/01/18 (Sun) 20:43:26 No. 122588
You can achieve what you're trying to get with simple energy work. Ever trained for strength without water or food for a week and still became stronger everyday? That's an example of what can be done with energy work. You'll be successful in this, but it's not efficient.
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07/01/18 (Sun) 20:55:34 No. 122589
Rolled 3, 4, 1, 1 - 1 = 8 (4d4)
>>122588
Efficiency is the point, fair ladyboi. Example: Waiting until someone dies isn't an efficient way to kill someone, BUT IT GITS THER JURB DURRRRRRNNNN HURRGHH GULBULGRRRRRR HERFSERFERGRP GROPGRIPGOOPGLOP
Fasting and such while training will be in the higher tiers of yang medicine. Asceticism involving deprivations AND SUCH AND SUCH are for the later, stronger dosages. Just being physically stronger isn't the whole picture, that's why there's "do something competitive with your free time" and "work on your own project". Fighting will be in the TRULY INFERNAL pills.
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07/01/18 (Sun) 21:00:36 No. 122591
NIce thread I do 100 pushups and situps, back ups and squats almost every day. And pullups, the pure yang energy, gives you energy to crush every obstacle or enemy. Also I drink testosterone pine bark tea.
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07/01/18 (Sun) 21:05:55 No. 122592
>>122589
Alright, Alcyoneus.
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07/01/18 (Sun) 21:05:59 No. 122593
>>122589
>Fasting and such while training will be in the higher tiers of yang medicine.
No offense but man your advice is alright but your "higher tier" teachings are for pussy bitches. It's time you pushed through that glass ceiling, "ladyboi".
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07/01/18 (Sun) 21:20:16 No. 122594
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. >>122593
When you're training all day without food or water and go from 70% water to <50% water, we'll see who feels like a ladyboi in thai fuckland. You haven't even seen the mid fucking tiers. All this is small hot tub tier shit. Wait until you enter the big leagues KIDDO
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07/01/18 (Sun) 21:23:48 No. 122595
Rolled 5, 6, 1, 6, 3, 3 + 1 = 25 (6d9)
>>122591
All at once or in multiple sets?
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07/01/18 (Sun) 21:28:10 No. 122596
>>122591
what's up portugal anon
it's a privilege to see you posting here
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07/01/18 (Sun) 21:57:03 No. 122598
>>122595
I do the the pushups with the squats, like 20 pushups then 20 squats in one go and the rest comes naturally from the change to the other exercise. I do that in one go. And I do the situps and back ups in one go without rest. Then at last 40 pullups 10 each with some rest.
>>122596
Im doing pretty good, have been working on my land and house a lot. Will post some updates on my community thread, on here soon. I had 5 people on my land at one point. Now I only have one guy which have stayed here for 4weeks which is going home tomorrow.
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07/01/18 (Sun) 22:04:39 No. 122599
Rolled 1 (1d1)
REMEMBER, MY SICK PATIENTS: THE IMP IS A FIRED CLAY. WHEN YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH, YOU SHALL BE REBORN FROM FIRE.
HENCEFORTH COMES THE IMP, FROM THE ANGSTY TEENAGER. AND HENCEFORTH COMES THE DJINN, FROM THE CHAD IMP.
DJINN ARE GAY THOUGH SLAP THOSE COCKLESS SLEEVES AROUND.
'WE IZ FIRED STEAL PROMETHIAN ZEAL CAN'T CONTROL THE STRONG HEEL IN LOCKSTEP MARCH TO MARSHAL MARTIAL SOLACE, ENGULFED IN ACID RAIN DROPS FALLING, METAL JUTS OUT FROM FLESH DISSOLVING, HORROR IN THEIR FACES EXPECTING YOU TO STOP THEM WITH AN APOLOGETIC FROTHING, BUT THY WILL BE SOLDERED TOO SOLID, COILED TIL ARCING, STRIKING TWICE IN THE SAME BITE SHATTERING SUPERSTITIOUS FIGHTS WITH LIGHTNING. '
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07/02/18 (Mon) 18:34:10 No. 122663
'DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE? '
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07/02/18 (Mon) 19:09:24 No. 122670
>>122663
100mg of dhea a day for MAXIMUM YANG
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07/02/18 (Mon) 20:19:30 No. 122672
>>122594
What gives you this level of confidence that you can see into another's life from a shitpost?
Serious question, it's upon you to provide a serious answer if you're able.
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07/02/18 (Mon) 20:20:34 No. 122673
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07/02/18 (Mon) 20:24:57 No. 122674
>>122673
But bouncing between extremes is FUN
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07/02/18 (Mon) 20:27:22 No. 122675
>>122674
then call them Y and YARNGTH
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07/02/18 (Mon) 20:29:51 No. 122676
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07/02/18 (Mon) 20:44:11 No. 122678
>>122670
We only take 100mg of yang around here boi
>>122672
>See into another's life
???
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07/02/18 (Mon) 23:35:13 No. 122692
>>122547
I appreciate this
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07/03/18 (Tue) 01:42:41 No. 122702
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. Rolled 10 (1d12)
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07/03/18 (Tue) 02:32:33 No. 122706
>>122504
>id says pussy cuck relief
So you are a Pussy Cuck who relieves others?
Or are you a Pussy Cuck who relieves their self?
Or is your existence a relief to Pussy Cucks because when they see you they're all like "oh thank God our leader has arrived"?
Or are you part of a squad of Pussy Cucks who relieves others?
Or are you a Pussy Cuck who gives sexual relief to others by letting them cuck you?
There's a lot of ways to interpret this I could go on.
~Epyc Wynn
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07/03/18 (Tue) 02:49:39 No. 122709
Rolled 10 (1d12)
>>122706
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07/03/18 (Tue) 04:20:09 No. 122714
>>122709
>bragging about abusing your power
>bragging about trying to get an IP banned because you don't like them
>implying VPN software does not exist
>implying power abuse is impressive
>implying petty grudges are impressive
>implying anyone should be impressed
>rolling dice for no fucking reason
~Epyc Wynn
If next person roles nat 1 then person above is also hella cursed.
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07/03/18 (Tue) 06:20:30 No. 122723
Rolled 1 (1d1)
>>122714
I curse thee, cuck.
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07/03/18 (Tue) 06:38:11 No. 122727
>>122723
Thanks fam. Hope you were referring to him though; a curse from a Devil on a God translates to a double blessing. That's like basic economics.
~Epyc Wynn
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07/03/18 (Tue) 12:05:57 No. 122744
>>122727
Nigga we're the same entity, that's why I can lead your goat up a trashpile so readily, you have fun following me once I get it too, don't even lie.
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07/03/18 (Tue) 18:19:04 No. 122762
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. Rolled 5, 2, 19, 8, 4 + 10 = 48 (5d20)
I only did 2/5s of the yang pill yesterday.
'WORKOUT OF THE DAY ':
<[5d20+10] CLAP PUSH UPS, JUMP SQUATS, SIT UPS, NECK BRIDGES (use hands if twig neck), AND SECONDS IN A WALL SUPPORTED HANDSTAND IN THE LEAST AMOUNT OF TIME POSSIBLE.
THAT'S [5d20+10] EACH.
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07/03/18 (Tue) 20:55:36 No. 122821
>>122762
Keep the gains rolling fire anon.
May all seekers of esoteric gains, get mega swole. :^)
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07/03/18 (Tue) 23:22:36 No. 122834
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. Rolled 51, 4, 72, 72, 18, 22, 19, 77, 54 - 1 = 388 (9d99)
>>122821
Took me an hour and 15 minutes because I am being lazy. I will become an Angsty Teenager ONE OF THESE DAYS. I still have my yang pill to finish though, and I finished a book on German history today.
NOW IT IS TIME: BEGINNING THE 33 STRATEGIES OF WAR , BY (((GREENE)))
THIS YIN IS GETTING MY TAO ROCK FUCKING HARD HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Did you know that low test men that are injected with estrogen feel better, even aroused, while high test men are depressed by it?
DID YOU FUCKING KNOW ???
NO, YOU DIDN'T. NOW UNCUCK YOUR FUCKING MIND AND GET HOPPIN' MAD ON JACKED 'DIABOLIC ' INJECTIONS. 9999 FUCKING KG A DAY, EVERY DAY, STRAIGHT INTO THE NECK.
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07/03/18 (Tue) 23:30:36 No. 122835
CAN YOU SEE THE SMOKE ON THE HORIZON? CAN YOU HEAR THE SCREAMS?
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07/04/18 (Wed) 20:10:57 No. 122875
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. I did 1/2 of the yang pill yesterday.
WORKOUT OF THE DAY:
<HORSE STANCE ALL DAY; TAKE THE YANG PILL, 4 MINUTES EVERY 2 HOURS → GO INTO A HORSE STANCE WITH THIGHS PARALLEL TO THE GROUND, KNEES BENDING IN THE DIRECTION OF YOUR FEET, FEET OUT 45 DEGREES, GLUTES MAXIMIZED
It's time to develop that weak, flabby, rotten pelvic floor that you throw all your cum rags on and make your mom clean up. TIME TO VACUUM PULL YOUR PROLAPSED ANUS BACK INTO YOUR DIGNITY LIKE A PROPER POLISHED GENT.
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07/04/18 (Wed) 20:26:02 No. 122876
DECLARE WAR ON YOUR ENEMIES: THE POLARITY STRATEGY
…
…
LAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRPPPPP
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07/05/18 (Thu) 03:50:06 No. 122891
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. As one travels up any of the large rivers of Borneo, one meets with tribes that are successively more warlike. In the coast regions are peaceful communities which never fight save in self-defense, and then with but poor success, whereas in the central regions, where the rivers take their rise, are a number of extremely warlike tribes whose raids have been a constant source of terror to the communities settled in the lower reaches of the rivers…. It might be supposed that the peaceful coast people would be found to be superior in moral qualities to their more warlike neighbors, but the contrary is the case. In almost all respects the advantage lies with the warlike tribes. Their houses are better built, larger, and cleaner; their domestic morality is superior; they are physically stronger, are braver, and physically and mentally more active and in general are more trustworthy. But, above all, their social organization is firmer and more efficient because their respect for and obedience to their chiefs and their loyalty to their community are much greater; each man identifies himself with the whole community and accepts and loyally performs the social duties laid upon him. – William McDougall, quote pulled from The 33 Strategies of War by (((GREENE)))
WAR
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07/05/18 (Thu) 19:34:03 No. 122909
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. Beginning at 06:00 and ending at 21:00 tomorrow, July 6th 2018, Mountain Standard Time (UTC -7), there will be a contest.
If you want to participate but weren't around, do it on July 7th for all I care.
The Contest: As many sit-ups as you can possibly do in the 15 hour period.
The Rules: The legs must be at most at a 90 degree angle, and weight on the feet or any other kind of support or assistance is forbidden. Arms must be crossed over the chest, grabbing onto the shoulders. Ass must remain on the ground during the entire movement. Elbows must pass over the knees to complete a rep.
VICTORY
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07/05/18 (Thu) 20:54:36 No. 122911
>>122909
How about fifteen minutes
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07/05/18 (Thu) 21:47:54 No. 122912
>>122911
Do as many as you will. I'll be participating and going for 1200.
WHO WILL DEFEAT ME !?
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07/06/18 (Fri) 20:11:17 No. 122968
We're 8 hours 10 minutes in, 6 hours 50 minutes to go.
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07/06/18 (Fri) 22:48:15 No. 122975
We're 10 hours and 47 minutes in. 4 hours and 13 minutes to go.
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07/07/18 (Sat) 01:25:02 No. 122977
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. ARE ANY OF YOU EVEN DOING THIS !? LESS THAN 2 HOURS REMAIN, C'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !!
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07/07/18 (Sat) 02:58:34 No. 122979
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. >ZAHAR GHABAR THE GHOULISH LAUGHS TO HIMSELF IN HIS STONE CIRCLE OF TRANSMUTATION
"AHAHAHAHAHA, TODAY IS THE DAY. TODAY IS THE DAY I BEAT THOSE /FRINGE/ NERDS INTO THE DUST." He is sweaty, but his body is cold. Clammy, even. He has a disgusting pale tone and texture to his skin. A small slit of light enters through a small horizontal window above. It illuminates him like an aura, but his skin is beginning to grow red with sun induced burning.
"I – HACKOUGHGHECKKKKHEEEEEEEGggghhhk COUGH – SHALL WIN THE Sit Up Challenge and overthrow doc yang the…" He grew self-conscious and stopped. His mother probably heard him from upstairs and started to REALLY sweat. He thinks to himself that he telepathically heard her mentally exclaim what a loser he is, and starts to draw further into himself.
Standing up and walking past the little rocks with painted runes on them, he sits at his desk and starts to piss into a jar. He wittily calls this his "Piss Jar", and tells himself it's for spiritual attainment when he drinks from it. When he's done, shaking off some drops all over himself and his room, he goes on /fringe/ to escape his self-esteem and reinforce his commitment to the dark and transcendent esoteric arts (he doesn't believe in the 'false light').
Opening the Yang Thread, he types in the sit-ups he's done that day, thinking to himself he'll just keep it in the text box to keep track. Inside himself he knows he's already given up though. The light in his parent's basement slowly dwindles as 'Ra' begins to descend into the 'Underworld'. Stevie – I mean, – Zahar whispers a prayer to keep him safe from the nightmarish spirits that haunt him at night. Many are attached to him from his time in public school, and he hasn't managed to banish them. They torment him with memories of being bullied. He's only a neophyte though, and sees a bright future ahead of him, full of magic and power. "My day will come…" He whispers. Zahar catches himself though; a great wizard is as powerful at night as in the day, as we all know. "My… time, shall come ~" A small smirk grows on his face. Time Lord sounds like a good title…
>Below the color cycling board title, a message sits ready to be posted.
87 SUCKERS! HA! Beat that you bullshit occultists!
>Stevie sits motionless staring at the screen. A blank, glazed look grows on him like moss on stone as practices what he calls "Mental Vacancy Meditation". He doesn't decided when this happens, but he feels in control.
A couple new messages seemed to have been posted since he's zoned out for an hour, so he scrolls down;
THE CHALLENGE IS OVER. PROCEED WITH THE RESULTS.
280! I did my best, but was busy today. How did everyone else do? Hope you did your best!
Ahhh, 348. My back hurts lol.
550.
>>124087 asshole haha. I only did 150.
THIS IS IT? I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU MORTALS. DO YOU EVEN TAKE MY YANG PILLS? 2100 EZ FAGGOTS, I HAD OTHER WORKOUTS TO DO. I AM DEFINITELY NOTING THIS FOR MY NEXT FORMULA MUAHAHHA !!
'' >>124089
oohhhhh shiiitttttt ''
Zahar considered the rope he'd already tied into a hangman's goose in his drawer. A new post shows up just then;
AND FOR ALL YOU SUB 100 SQ ABCEL FAGGOTS… KYS
These words stirred something deep, burning and vinegary in Zahar Ghabar, suddenly splitting him into two muscular djiinn. His mind was dazzled by flashy poses and seductive (no homo ) gazes. His will to live surged up with a buoyant force and the djinni spoke, "THE ONE KNOWN PREVIOUSLY AS ZAHAR GHABAR: WE ARE YOUR GUARDIAN DJINN, ZAHAR AND GHABAR." They spoke at the same time with baritone vibrato. "YOU MUST NOT FAIL THIS CHALLENGE. YOU MUST NOT BE A SUB 100 SQ FEET DRAGGING LARP FAGGIOLI."
Stevie was move to tears by sentimentality. They cared! People were trying to help him! Not all spirits wanted to ruin his life!
"NOW -> YOU MUST DO IT NOW! GO NOW, YOU FOOL, AND REDEEM YOURSELF!"
The chance for redemption was all he needed. He dragged himself to the center of the stone circle and struggled for the next hour after the challenge was already over to reach 101 sit-ups. Proudly he edited then posted this:
101 haha! I did them this morning, been busy all day and just got back from a party lol. Next time I'll blow you all out of the water.
Stevie masturbated 3 times that night after committing to NoFap in the Self-Improvement thread. He went to sleep slightly less empty than the night before, and much less empty than a year ago. Stevie was improving
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07/07/18 (Sat) 03:05:27 No. 122980
THE CHALLENGE IS OVER. WHO HAS THE BEST HAND?
FULL HOUSE YEEEEAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
>325
I didn't try very hard but I know I won anyway, faggits. I DON'T NEED TO TRY HARD TO BEAT SOME LARPERS – PROVE ME WRONG
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07/07/18 (Sat) 03:23:58 No. 122981
>Late-bloomers may attempt this same challenge tomorrow, at the same time, in case they missed it today.
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07/07/18 (Sat) 04:12:48 No. 122982
>>122981
>>122980
Yea imma beat ur ass tmrow, i was too sore today.
>325
I was nervous when u said 1200 but I should b able to do 326 ezpz
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07/07/18 (Sat) 20:02:17 No. 123007
>>122982
I will not let this rest if you pull off 326 or higher.
My psoas is too sore right now though, feels like sand is in my tail bone. Tomorrow I'll have to claim my place at the top if I lose it.
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07/07/18 (Sat) 23:26:22 No. 123022
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. DO NOT FIGHT THE LAST WAR: THE GUERRILLA-WAR-OF-THE-MIND STRATEGY
You must remain neuroflexibile. You must break routines and habits down until you are as dynamic, adaptive and opportunistic as a child. Your brain and body must be neurologically furtive and potent.
BUT HOW?? HOOOOOW ??!!
>Juggle (ez), and other ball sports
>Exercise throughout the day, with at least one high intensity session
>Zen Mind, Beginner's Mind; A book and an approach to life, if you know ANYTHING about Zen, then you can start this minute in dropping the thoughts and the past when a situation is right in front of you that requires your entire presence of mind, in order to attain victory.
>New shit; Just do and experience and think something new. Use your left hand, wear different clothes, try something, drink or eat something new. Be adventurous. Explore. Play even.
>Challenge. CHALLENGE. JUST DO IT.
>GOFAST
>RIDE THE WAVE
>Strategize; try Go it's fun.
<If you can combine them all… do it. Playing a new high speed sport against a challenging opponent/team in an intense match while practicing your beginner's mind and winning by a flaweless miyamoto 5 ring slam jam strategy to meet all of the requirements to build neuroflexibility.
Reading List:
Miyamoto Musashi's Book of 5 Rings, Sun Tzu's Art of War, (((Robert Greene's))) books, "Zen Mind, Beginner's Mind", The Prince, and occult books for all those weird brain tingles.
Besides all that is mental skill training. Visualization training, tactilization training (same as visualizing but for the tactile), any -ization training for the other 3 basic senses, temporal and spacial imaginings that are quite fucking difficult, difficult abstract problems, philosophical wrestlings and thought experiments, PSYCHIC BATTLE (JUST TRY IT FUK U), and… fuck it GO TO HAUNTED AF PLACES AND STIR UP SHIT THEN FIGHT SPIRITS. IF YOU CAN FIGHT A SPIRIT YOU CAN FIGHT AND DOMINATE ANY INVISIBLE ABSTRACT FORCE THERE IS. SLEEP AT A GRAVEYARD OR SOMETHING AND PRACTICE YOUR MARTIAL ARTS. If you aren't LARPing then attract some dark spirits or somethin'.
>>>>>>>>>>>>IMAGE TRAINING>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't care if it's astral projection or in your head, go to a deadly place and fight to the death anything and everything. On another note, practice your more civilized skills against people in your head/astral/astrally against people on Earth. Get into some inner circles, bypass some psychic barriers, work your way up a hierarchy, etc. Even in simulation this is useful.
DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU AHHEH HEH HEH
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07/08/18 (Sun) 00:11:38 No. 123025
I had to do yardwork today and tomorrow so I'm just gonna count that as I won for myself today and fuck y'all and your arbitrary challenges.
Gj though and I'll bear in mind your influence in the future. You're a silly little shit, but you're a fun silly little shit so keep it up and good going.
You're a total homo tho, jsyk.
>OC
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07/08/18 (Sun) 00:41:55 No. 123027
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07/08/18 (Sun) 07:10:10 No. 123029
>>123027
Fuck I love baki the grappler. It's my inspiration for training. The swole wizard, is the best wizard.
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07/08/18 (Sun) 16:56:46 No. 123047
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07/08/18 (Sun) 18:25:36 No. 123051
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. Where the fuck are my hardcore patients? Where are my fire gut warriors?
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07/08/18 (Sun) 18:32:25 No. 123052
>>122982
Where the fuck is your 326 sit-ups. You did 40 didn't you?
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07/08/18 (Sun) 20:03:12 No. 123054
>>123052
Sorry friend, I planned on doing the challenge after a funeral i went to but i ended up catching up with old highschool friends and drank all night. Im 30 minutes in now and at 40 reps so its looking promising
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07/08/18 (Sun) 20:04:07 No. 123055
>>123052
>>123054
Just realized u jokingly said 40 reps too, lel
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07/09/18 (Mon) 01:11:13 No. 123059
>>123052
>>123007
BAM BITCHES. 347 and in 6 hours, it was actually 4 hours but this post is about 6 hours later so fuck it 6 hours. Cba doing more till I'm overthrown. Your move bitch boys leggo
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SAGE! 07/09/18 (Mon) 20:45:42 No. 123076
Ffs, woke up with my stomach sore af
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07/10/18 (Tue) 07:30:40 No. 123097
Rolled 2, 2, 6, 5, 3, 5 + 6 = 29 (6d6)
HOLY CHARLATAN! JEW OF THE SOUL! PARASITE OF THE SPIRIT! I SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN!
SIX HUNDRED SIXTY SIX MILLION HOLOCAUSTS AWAIT YOU; I SHALL SET AN IMPOSSIBLE STANDARD WITH THE SAME FIFTEEN HOUR COUNTDOWN, THE FINAL FIFTEEN. BEWARE ! !
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07/10/18 (Tue) 20:59:48 No. 123129
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. Rolled 2, 5, 4, 6, 6, 2, 3, 1, 1, 4, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 3, 3, 6, 3, 2, 5, 1, 6, 4, 4, 4, 4, 3, 3, 6, 3, 5, 4, 1, 4, 3, 3, 1, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 2, 2, 2, 4, 5, 2, 1, 6, 6, 1, 6, 4, 5, 3, 1, 1, 6, 1, 3, 4, 4, 4, 2 = 227 (66d6)
1 hour 40 minutes since I began.
200 sit ups in.
<466 to go
>6 hours til the end
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SAGE! 07/10/18 (Tue) 22:13:18 No. 123133
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. Rolled 835, 773, 740, 292, 851, 574, 571, 684, 529, 74, 186, 274, 616, 579, 868, 469, 160, 283, 1020, 501, 286, 699, 483, 46, 334, 760, 730, 562, 2, 609, 572, 836, 357, 288, 104, 184, 861, 675, 867, 366, 748, 28, 639, 339, 607, 483, 808, 767, 766, 804, 243, 28, 478, 725, 73, 812, 460, 803, 349, 462, 388, 921, 274, 744, 184, 377, 927, 21, 27, 770, 386, 774, 798, 1, 89, 381, 484, 896, 123, 225, 675, 365, 253, 129, 65, 326, 940, 525, 104, 265, 986, 491, 161, 235, 211, 345, 612, 114, 365, 638, 883, 751, 387, 657, 751, 476, 13, 210, 347, 135, 435, 1022, 500, 687, 127, 565, 1012, 42, 65, 92, 306, 27, 583, 467, 262, 793, 811, 874, 906, 152, 487, 765, 902, 874, 397, 629, 325, 409, 839, 672, 544, 249, 670, 20, 936, 796, 584, 923, 838, 649, 1015, 120, 676, 573, 586, 937, 341, 373, 787, 223, 524, 249, 987, 401, 99, 360, 5, 424, 769, 843, 71, 289, 68, 741, 308, 1003, 512, 891, 902, 325, 515, 892, 444, 166, 441, 6, 79, 782, 378, 865, 1004, 901, 90, 967, 278, 188, 302, 282, 612, 47 = 99004 (200d1024)
2 HOURS
50 MINUTES
I MADE THIS MY BUSINESS
NOW YOU'RE ON THE SHIT LIST
CHEESE SWEAT UNDER YOUR BITCH TITS
CHEATOS UNDER YOUR ARM PITS
DRINK MY 200 PROOF PISS
<355 SIT UPS
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07/11/18 (Wed) 00:30:21 No. 123138
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07/11/18 (Wed) 02:39:57 No. 123143
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. !
1
0
2
4
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2^10 SIT UPS
7 hours 20 minutes
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07/11/18 (Wed) 03:00:25 No. 123144
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07/11/18 (Wed) 18:37:06 No. 123174
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. >Did I scare everyone away?
<Or are ya'll'd've juss putins?
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07/11/18 (Wed) 19:20:12 No. 123176
https://www.topendsports.com/testing/records/situps.htm
>111,000 in 24 hours
>2,904 in 1 hour
>1,430 in 30 minutes
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07/11/18 (Wed) 20:29:24 No. 123179
>>123143
O fucking hell nice job, this one is actually gunna be challenging. Ill see how i feel after the gym and ill let you know when ill attempt to beat this.
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SAGE! 07/11/18 (Wed) 22:37:51 No. 123180
THE CALISTHENIC HIGH SCORE BOARD
15 HOUR TIMER [FULL DAY]
>SIT UPS
1024 – DOC YANG
>PUSH UPS
???
>SQUATS
???
>PULL UPS AND CHIN UPS
???
>HAND STAND PUSH UPS
???
1 HOUR TIMER
???
30 MINUTE TIMER
???
1 MINUTE TIMER
???
Where the fuck is the yang
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07/11/18 (Wed) 23:16:35 No. 123181
>>123179
Well it def aint gunna be today im burnt. Ill update tomorrow
>>123180
Come the fuck on /fringe/, get off ur fucking armchairs and set some damn PRs.
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SAGE! 07/11/18 (Wed) 23:26:39 No. 123182
>>123181
>PRs
Fuck me, PBs* but you knew what i meant
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07/12/18 (Thu) 01:13:19 No. 123184
OH FUCK IS THAT A SCOREBOARD WITH SOME FIRE WALLPAPER AS THE BACKGROUND ?!??
<9999 FUCKING HOURS IN MS PAINT
New record cunts. 480 push ups in an hour.
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SAGE! 07/12/18 (Thu) 01:15:31 No. 123185
Oh fuck I left that fucking me-me mask on.
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07/13/18 (Fri) 19:21:58 No. 123277
>>123181
If everything goes well, ill be attempting the 15 hour sit ups on SUNDAY
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07/13/18 (Fri) 20:47:47 No. 123282
>>123277
>>123181
>>123179
Are you one person because I need to import neophytes if this is the case, or start a bigger platform. I don't want to learn visual and web design but if I have to…
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07/13/18 (Fri) 20:53:10 No. 123283
>>123282
Yeah it's legit just me and you doing these, everyone else is too glued to their armchairs to do anything physical
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07/13/18 (Fri) 22:06:37 No. 123284
WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME TO CENTER TEXT WHEN YOU'RE ON FIRE BABY
400 MILLION FUCKING SQUATS IN HALF AN HOUR
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07/14/18 (Sat) 01:06:55 No. 123289
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. Strategy of the next few days.
CREATE A SENSE OF URGENCY AND DESPERATION: THE DEATH-GROUND STRATEGY
HONE THE WARRIOR SPIRIT EVERY DAY, THROW YOURSELF INTO SITUATIONS YOU'D RATHER HAVE NIGHTMARES OF
Oh fuck /fringe/ is going to die from LARP, delusions, circle jerking The Kybalion and a userbase that is drying up faster than women's pussies when you talk to them!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Maybe we should have threads and posts that require effort instead of fucking intuition for fuck's sake. Maybe not giving a fuck is the fucking problem, and giving more fucks is the solution. Maybe not giving a fuck is for limp wrist cum guzzlers and giving a fuck requires strength, skill, diligence and a thicker fucking skin.
>Maybe
<MAYBE
JUST FUCKING MAYBE
OH FUCK WHERE ARE ALL THESE FUCKING MAYBES COMING FROM OH GOD HELP ME
>MAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBE
>AYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEM
>YBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMA
>BEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAY
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<MAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBE
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<EMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYB
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SAGE! 07/15/18 (Sun) 03:39:12 No. 123331
>>123284
7 FOOKIN SIT UPS HOLDING 60 LBS TO MY CHEST IN 1 MINUTE – CANYA BEAT THAT!?
The only way you'll make it and make it again and again is by having a work ethic. Work hard, overcome challenges, go through extreme pain, pushing and pushing and pushing through. Seek out this hardship, every day.
YANG
How the fuck can you overcome mental challenges if the MENTAL ANGUISH OF DOING SOME FUCKING PUSHUPS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU???
>ALL IS MIND
<ALL IS MY DICK NIGGER, YOU HAVE A WEAK FUCKING MIND IF YOU CAN'T STAND SOME SIT UPS, COCKLESS SWINE.
Oh no the demins are here! THE DARK GODS ARE TARGETING ME BROTHERS, HELP ME HELP MEEEEE!!!
[…]
"TAKE THE FUCKING YANG PILL"
FUCK the Yang Pill. INJECT THE DIABOLIC STRAIGHT INTO ALL THREE OF YOUR FUCKING EYES
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Now it's time for me to be a bit more constructive. There can be no freedom, no progress, without discipline. So we must train.
Here is my Doc Yang approved prescription for wizardry:
>Meditate to control your mind like a good goy in three 20 minute sessions every day. If you are already meditating, and not some active mind shit, then keep going. You need to learn how to vacate your mind and get in that good feel meditative state of suspension. Visualization isn't meditation, and it isn't vacant. It can be MEDITATIVE as in MEDITATISH but it isn't meditation. There may be times that you need to enter meditation in order to do something else like journey or visualize, but these are two separate things.
The next steps are about mental encapsulation:
<Visualization technique: Close your eyes and mentally visualize what's in front of you, with as much detail as possible. If you can't remember and visualize something, keep trying. DOWN TO THE LAST DETAIL FUCKERS. Remember and visualize the scratch patterns in the desk even. Remember and visualize the writing on paper or whatever. The next steps after this is just expanding until you can remember every fine, granular detail in the room.
>Next, learn how to judge distance down to the centimeter. Try to guess the distance between two random objects in a room while visualizing it in your mind down to the centimeter. Keep going until you have perfect proportionality, perfect distance, perfect SPACE. Try to guess the distance between random things outside, while walking around. Confirm the distance, at least roughly, to correct errors.
>Next, learn how to put onto paper what you visualize. Learn how to draw with technical perfection → Draw perfectly what you see in front of you. Get the shading just right, and everything to proportion.
>Next, learn how to draw from memory. Draw a portion of your room absolutely from memory, or wherever else, like another room. Keep working on these two things: Drawing and Memory, until you can create a fucking 3D model of your house or somewhere you go to every day like your workplace down to the last detail. DETAIL DETAIL. The proportions of course have to be perfect. Fact check fact check fact check. Correct your errors.
>Next, draw new, fresh places you've only just seen or see very rarely after taking in a full impression, from memory. Go back and fact check.
>FINALLY, take in everything of a new environment. Go somewhere totally new, new places, many new things, and just try to remember every single thing. When you're done sight seeing, put onto paper ever place you went from both an impressionistic first person and a 3D oblique sort of blueprint view. Connect the different places on a different set of papers showing the distance and structure between the different locations. Fact check. Go back again and make sure you didn't invent or forget too much, and check on a map the actual distances.
<Tactile technique: Throw a ball into the air eyes closed and imagine exactly where it will land. Practice until you can throw things hazardly, or let it bounce off stuff, and still guess where it lands.
>Next, throw the ball then catch it eyes closed. Behind the back or not.
>Next, juggle with eyes closed.
>Next, throw the ball at a distance and guess exactly where it will be with your eyes closed.
>Next, throw the ball at a wall and catch it, all with eyes closed.
>FINALLY, get an agility ball with a weird shape meant to make its bounce 'random' and manage to predict its path with eyes closed.
These are all conceptually simple exercises to practice and drill diligently.
If you can't turn off your interest in the occult or mental training, you have no business in it. It's not a fucking game, and you have to 'turn it off' often. Keeping it conceptually simple removes the need to turn off your desire for the occult to be real, because it's results based. They keep your mind FIT
MIND FIT
FRINGE FIT
THIS IS MENTAL FITNEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
When you're fit we can move onto the conceptual shit.
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SAGE! 07/15/18 (Sun) 19:48:52 No. 123350
15 HOUR SITUPS STARTS NOW
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SAGE! 07/15/18 (Sun) 20:50:59 No. 123353
>>123350
FIRST HOUR COMPLETE
190 SITUPS
14 HOURS REMAINING
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07/15/18 (Sun) 23:14:52 No. 123365
>>123353
WHERE YOU AT ???
3 HOURS 20 MINUTES IN WHERE YOU AT ???
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SAGE! 07/15/18 (Sun) 23:29:21 No. 123366
>>123365
>>123353
366
11 HOURS 20 MINUTES REMAIN
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07/16/18 (Mon) 00:21:09 No. 123367
Ah fuck it. Time to do a 30 minute sit up challenge with 60 lbs.
FUCKING NINE ZERO FUCKING 60 LB SIT UPS – 90 GORILLION 60 MILLION ZYKLON-B-LEAVE-IT
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 00:24:46 No. 123368
Remember to brace your back kiddos. Do your stomach vacuums.
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 01:43:17 No. 123372
>>123366
WAIT HOLY SHIT
>123366
>366 sit ups
YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE DIDN'T YOU !?
Status Update??
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 01:54:44 No. 123373
>>123372
>>123372
>>123366
OOOH SHIT
NOT ON PURPOSE
Just hit the ‘’’600’’’ mark, 9hours remaining
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 02:07:25 No. 123374
>>123373
Ah shit if you keep this pace I'll have to retake the sit-up challenge. We'll be setting the world record after enough of this one upmanship.
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 03:55:07 No. 123378
>>123373
825
6 HOURS 56 MINUTES REMAIN
Trying to force an average of 100 an hour
>>123374
Damn right
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 04:47:02 No. 123380
>>123378
I'm going to sleep soon here. I expect that I'll have to get up early and beat your ass.
Remember your gallon of milk and hotsauce vinegar cocktail.
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 05:29:43 No. 123381
>>123380
Alright yang anon sleep tight, im at 886 with 5 hours 20 mins left. Taking a break to make some dinner so the progress has slown down quite a bit.
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 07:16:07 No. 123386
>>123381
Yeah nah, I can't sleep. Starting at 01:00 UTC -7. Will get this shit done by 11:00.
1500 sit ups, gonna blow you out of the water.
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07/16/18 (Mon) 07:33:49 No. 123387
>>123386
OH HELL NAWWW
Im at 1015 rn and sore af, but I REFUSE TO LET YOU BEAT ME WITH 1500. Im about to push out as many reps i can even if icant get out of bed tomorrow. I want that spot in the HALL OF FLAME. Ive got 3 hours 15 minutes. Its fucking on
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 07:41:35 No. 123388
>>123387
Save your strength and train during the week until the weekend or something because I'll go to 2000 if I have to.
I'M FUCKING DOC YANG DO YOU THINK I'LL LET YOU BEAT ME??
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 08:10:03 No. 123391
>>123388
Nah fug that, im gunna make you work for it
1200
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 08:32:06 No. 123393
>>123391
Good luck with getting out of bed tomorrow ahheh heh heh
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 09:50:44 No. 123398
>>123391
On the final hour now, current reps
1420
Im tired, im sore, my head is pulsing, it was a long day but i wont get under fucking 1500 god damnit
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 10:00:42 No. 123401
Ah fuck those weighted sit ups from earlier are killing me now.
450 reps, 3 hours in.
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07/16/18 (Mon) 10:53:06 No. 123404
>>123350
CHALLENGE COMPLETE
FINAL SCORE
1667
If you beat this im actually gunna cry. But, atleast for the time being… PUT ME ON THAT HALL OF FLAME BOI.
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 11:06:43 No. 123405
>>123401
Im off to sleep now, gl on the rest of ur challenge.
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 11:10:02 No. 123406
>>123405
>>123404
Yeah I'm going to respect this historic moment and withdraw from the race until I recoup and get a full night's sleep.
I'll put you up on the board in the morn. Let me know if you think the fire n steel is a better template.
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 19:59:28 No. 123421
>>123406
Thx doc, appreciate it. I can only see this post on the front page but not in the actual thread btw, weird. Anyways i personally like the 2nd one the most but, only because im not sure how the text will fit on the other one.
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 20:00:09 No. 123422
>>123421
Nvm it fixed itself when i posted
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 22:05:21 No. 123439
>>123404
What's your handle. What name do I put on the board.
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SAGE! 07/16/18 (Mon) 23:18:15 No. 123443
>>123439
Mb late response, mark me down as Escapism Pro
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SAGE! 07/17/18 (Tue) 02:34:19 No. 123461
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SAGE! 07/17/18 (Tue) 03:18:32 No. 123462
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07/18/18 (Wed) 02:31:42 No. 123505
Here's some redpill type shit. Supports my reasoning for building a stronger, better body in order to accomplish anything else.
Keeping the thread fresh.
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07/24/18 (Tue) 09:35:01 No. 123711
God I feel so smart reading this thread.
r/iamveryepyc
~Epyc Wynn
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SAGE! 07/25/18 (Wed) 02:54:55 No. 123732
>>123711
you're the only one who posts and makes your pathetic memes
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07/25/18 (Wed) 02:56:49 No. 123733
>>123732
also your meme isn't funny. at all. no point in a meme without humor. just sad
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07/25/18 (Wed) 16:40:23 No. 123745
>>123733
Did you ever hear the comedy of Epyc Wynn the Free?
I thought not. It's not a story the Mods would tell you. It's a User legend. Epyc Wynn, was a Meme Lord of the Users, so memetic and so free he could use the Memes to influence the magic users to create tulpas… He had such a knowledge of the free speech that he could even keep the ones he cared about, from being banned. The free speech of the Memes is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be offensive. He became so free… the only thing he was afraid of was… losing his freedom, which eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice banned him from his site. Ironic. He could save others from bans, but not himself.
~Epyc Wynn
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07/31/18 (Tue) 16:27:31 No. 123960
>>122545
So being feminine is okay, but being afraid of being feminine makes you feminine, which is bad?
Lol. I know you meant coward or something similar when saying pussy. But be mindful of the words you use and their double meanings. People will talk you in circles and blatantly misinterpret you for no better reason than proving they can trick you.
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