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Liberties aren't given, they are taken.

File: 3ed88009d4d83c8⋯.jpg (11.76 KB, 885x86, 885:86, Capture.JPG)

 No.905[Reply]

odesensei, allow most humble and obsequious student to ask question?

Thank you, oh great,wise and knowledgable one!

Many times have I attempted to post spam and feces material to your board illustrious teacher in attempt to illicit a glance from your great and terrible and magisterial gaze, oh fearsome one.

But these posts have been with using a proxy lest the full gaze of yours should smite like the gaze of the horrible but magnificent Basilisk!

Now these humble proxies work on other sites, such as even the lesser but still potent Youtube , but when I try them on your most formidable site , I receive the OK message.

As I wait with trembling hands[(and baited(sic) bated breath] to see if i receive the dreaded 'ok, I wonder…why does this occur?

if this is your wish for some inscrutable and mysterious reason, then I accept it.

But if some venemous little creature has dared to enter your eminent domain and deign monkey with your flawless code, I feel ill that there be such creatures that would blemish perfection!

Bleeeeeech! I say sir!……….bleeech!

Pix is ok

>>>/sudo/101592

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 No.918

File: 0eb66e5fe089f2d⋯.jpg (16.07 KB, 299x251, 299:251, Capture.JPG)

>>916

Ye shall not tempt me with anal sex, Satan.

Our Lord Ouroboros who is the beginning and the end is the only one who shalt enter my mouth and nether region.

And we shall know him by his symbol

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 No.919

Electronic Gremlin are the best known of the species Gremlinata

I have one of these living in my usb port on my laptop

They can come quite small, as compared to the normal house grelims that steal one of your socks

I once saw a house gremlin's hand sneak out from under my bead and attempt to grab a sock i had just taken off.\

I shouted,"I see you'', and the little greenish brown hand shriveled right before me!

If you spot a gremlin in the act of gremlary, and whatever part that you see, shout,"I see you, and the visible part will shrivel to dust.

You must acknowledge that you have seen the gremlin even if you are stunned and frightened by what you have just witnessed, or it will assume that it was unseen and will not be hurt.

I have as yet have not seen a full gremlin and turned it to dust,but There are a lot of one handed gremlins in my house now.

Little kids see alot of gremlins and aknowledge it, this is why home with kids have alot of dust.

House gremlins are disgusting creatures and feed of the fungus and bacteria that grows in used socks, but they only like to take one sock to see and hear the irritation on the faces of their victims.

They will eat the yuck in a shoe and remove to an unseen location, but the shoe is usuall to big to fit in the crevice where they live(they have the ablity to squeeze themselves to a few mm in width and compact the density of their bodies so they don't take up much space when they hide!)

They are also fond of taking the right hand of gloves to cover their shriveled stumps

They have been known to take used underwear..bleeeeccch!

Electronic gremlins is a whole different species in size and the food they eat

They are fond of lead/tin solder and the covering of wireing

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 No.920

>>919

typos as my keyboard has dried up gremlins under these keys

acknowledge

shrivelled

wiring

bed

a lot

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 No.921

>>920

too

usually

etc

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 No.922

File: 0b34ebcfb6a0cec⋯.jpg (466.73 KB, 1280x2426, 640:1213, Clipboard.jpg)

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 No.794[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Yeah, these fuckers anyway!

I've been busy working on computers and operating systems, dealing with humans, and expressing my anger through the written word. Instead of fits and spurts, litle notes here and there, like it has been for months, it's now flowing like so much liquified diarrhea, kinda like this VICE article; and I'll be happy to share it with y'all when I get a chance to do some editing, in between all the other things I'm doing. But it is flowing. 4,000 words just this morning. And that's just the preface! I''ve got a lot of anger.

Evidently, VICE thinks everyone on anonymous image boards is a 'terrorist'-in-waiting. I wonder why?

> Could it be… Satan?

Anyway, MR OBVIOUS does a great review of the VICE article.

ENJOY.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lRQh59JQWmg

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 No.897

>>896

> I had success using Rufus

on a windows 8.1 system

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 No.899

File: db82c20eaaf206a⋯.webm (8.59 MB, 406x720, 203:360, db82c20eaaf206a4bce2ce4b5….webm)

>>878

>These low quality(not content) video are easy to create

Not finding any of this easy myself.

I don't have time to finish even one shitty intro video, but I do wanna get FreedomZone's Brighteon account off the ground, so I may just post the little girl making giraffe faces, the same one that got us permabanned from Vimeo. There's only so much time in a day, ya know! I may pretend to have more than one persona, but I can't really delegate responsibilities to any other. And I'm a perfectionist. There's that. But I'm willing to put out pure shit on occasion. I didn't think his video was pure shit though, nor will mine be. Still free-flowing angry writing right now. Hope to be done soon. There's really no rhyme or reason to it. It's just so much diarrhea. But sometimes you gotta let it out. I'll devote more time.to other concerns when done with that. On the bright side, I'm getting along better with my gf and kids, and will soon try to even repair some broken relationships, maybe even explain why I had to dramatically destroy the Jesus 'relationship' I had developed over years. Yeah, I'm writing about it all, free-flow. Maybe I'll provide a link to some unedited hate-filled bile later and you can make a video about it. I hear videos are really "easy to create." Yeah, creativity is really easy, amirite?

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 No.900

File: 15e2bddf355d7c2⋯.jpg (187.02 KB, 775x1023, 25:33, image-2019-07-15-06-31-34.jpg)

>>899

>developing the Jesus 'relationship'

lol @ me forgetting the ƙıƖƖƈɛŋ word filter.

I think even he would agree that was a funny one.

I'll get rid of the word filters soon. Was bored that morning.

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 No.902

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 No.903

>>899

it's ok bud

there there…bud

we all been there…bud

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File: ea2e8853224ec09⋯.jpg (123.72 KB, 960x540, 16:9, ross-perot.jpg)

 No.734[Reply]

DALLAS (AP) — H. Ross Perot, the colorful, self-made Texas billionaire who rose from a childhood of Depression-era poverty and twice ran for president as a third-party candidate, has died. He was 89.

Perot, whose 19% of the vote in 1992 stands among the best showings by an independent candidate in the past century, died early Tuesday at his home in Dallas surrounded by his devoted family, family spokesman James Fuller said.

As a boy in Texarkana, Texas, Perot delivered newspapers from the back of a pony. He earned his billions in a more modern way, however — by building Electronic Data Systems Corp., which helped other companies manage their computer networks.

Yet the most famous event in his career didn’t involve sales and earnings; he financed a private commando raid in 1979 to free two EDS employees who were being held in a prison in Iran. The tale was turned into a book and a movie.

Perot first became known to Americans outside of business circles by claiming that the U.S. government left behind hundreds of American soldiers who were missing or imprisoned at the end of the Vietnam War. Perot fanned the issue at home and discussed it privately with Vietnamese officials in the 1980s, angering the Reagan administration, which was formally negotiating with Vietnam’s government.

Perot’s wealth, fame and confident prescription for the nation’s economic ills propelled his 1992 campaign against President George H.W. Bush and Democratic challenger Bill Clinton. Some Republicans blamed him for Bush’s lost to Clinton as Perot garnered the largest percentage of votes for a third-party candidate since former President Theodore Roosevelt’s 1912 bid.

During the campaign, Perot spent $63.5 million of his own money and bought up 30-minute television spots. He used charts and graphs to make his points, summarizing them with a line that became a national catchphrase: “It’s just that simple.”

Perot’s second campaign four years later was far less successful. He was shut out of presidential debates when organizers said he lacked Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.737

In later years, Perot pushed the Veterans Affairs Department to study neurological causes of Gulf War syndrome, a mysterious illness reported by many soldiers who served in the 1991 Persian Gulf war. He scoffed at officials who blamed the illnesses on stress — “as if they are wimps” — and paid for additional research.

Perot received a special award from the VA for his support of veterans and the military in 2009.

In Texas, Perot led commissions on education reform and crime. He was given many honorary degrees and awards for business success and patriotism.

While he worked at Perot Systems in suburban Dallas, entire hallways were filled with memorabilia from soldiers and POWs that Perot had helped. His personal office was dominated by large paintings of his wife and five children and bronze sculptures by Frederic Remington.

Several original Norman Rockwell paintings hung in the waiting area, and Perot once told a visiting reporter that he tried to live by Rockwell’s ethics of hard, honest work and family.

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 No.738

Man even billionaires can't change a damn thing. LOL

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 No.739

>>738

He changed a lot for me when he ran in 1992

thats the ONLY time I've ever voted, and I'll never vote again as long as I live.

He WAS the 'trump' that today's Trump supporters think our president is, except unlike Trump, Ross Perot wasn't a lying coward unfaithful idiot who doesn't know how to run a business

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 No.750

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I realize some of you are going to bitch and moan because I chose a CNN link……

too fucking bad…..

It just so happens, CNN did the most thorough, fitting report on Perot's passing.

This guy was a TRUE AMERICAN HERO….

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 No.762

ROSS PEROT LEAVES BEHIND A LEGACY…

BUT THE LAST THING HE DID BEFORE HE PASSED WILL MAKE JOHNNY FUME!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/cSnm025jBgM/

Oh so do pass this one around, hahahaha!

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 No.674[Reply]

Billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was arrested for allegedly sex trafficking dozens of minors in New York and Florida between 2002 and 2005, and will appear in court in New York on Monday, according to three law enforcement sources. Saturday's arrest by the FBI-NYPD Crimes Against Children Task Force comes about 12 years after the 66-year-old financier essentially got a slap on the wrist for allegedly molesting dozens of underage girls in Florida.

For more than a decade, Epstein’s alleged abuse of minors has been the subject of lawsuits brought by victims, investigations by local and federal authorities, and exposés in the press. But despite the attention cast on his alleged sex crimes, the hedge-funder has managed to avoid any meaningful jail time, let alone federal charges.

The new indictment—which, according to two sources, will be unsealed Monday in Manhattan federal court—will reportedly allege that Epstein sexually exploited dozens of underage girls in a now-familiar scheme: paying them cash for "massages" and then molesting or sexually abusing them in his Upper East Side mansion or his palatial residence in Palm Beach. Epstein will be charged with one count of sex trafficking of minors and one count of conspiracy to engage in sex trafficking of minors—which could put him away for a maximum of 45 years. The case is being handled by the Public Corruption Unit of the Southern District of New York, with assistance from the district's human-trafficking officials and the FBI.

Several of the billionaire's employees and associates allegedly recruited the girls for Epstein's abuse, and some victims eventually became recruiters themselves, according to law enforcement. The girls were as young as 14, and Epstein knew they were underage, according to details of the arrest and indictment shared by two officials.

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 No.681

>>678

hint: ALL men love teenaged pussy

any man who doesn't is a homosexual

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 No.684

File: 256fbaf4f9fdc26⋯.jpg (25.11 KB, 196x534, 98:267, PicsArt_07-07-05.48.13.jpg)

It's just that most 32 year old men don't have the balls to marry and impregnate a 15 year old girl

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 No.705

>>681

i,like teenaged cock and i am a homosexual

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 No.758

Wow, finally some real news was posted here. He did have ties to Clintons and the Trump family, although Epstein was thrown out of Mar-a-Lago after he engaged a 14 year old model over there asking her for sex. Since then Trump and him split ways but the mainstream media refuses to report that (it breaks their narrative). Bill on the other hand continued to have very cozy relations with Epstein but the mainstream media refuses to report that (it breaks their narrative).

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 No.759

If jews own the system how can he be arrested? Clearly white elites are the problem.

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File: 3224995de68bcad⋯.jpg (176.05 KB, 1400x1400, 1:1, 09-donald-trump-theresa-ma….jpg)

 No.753[Reply]

in honor of Ross Perot :

The weekend leak of a British diplomatic cable savaging President Trump was a minor event by Trump-era standards. That’s in part because it came via the British press on an American holiday weekend, but also because the memo’s author, British ambassador Kim Darroch, didn’t break new ground in assessing the president and his administration. Trump, he wrote, is dim-witted (“you need to make your points simple, even blunt”), susceptible to flattery (“you need to start praising him for something that he’s done recently”), lies constantly, potentially compromised by Russia (“the worst cannot be ruled out”), and generally incompetent (“we don’t really believe this administration is going to become substantially more normal; less dysfunctional; less unpredictable; less faction riven; less diplomatically clumsy and inept”).

We knew all that already. What’s more, we knew that the world (whose diplomatic strategy with the 45th president mixes delicate flattery with low-grade bribes ) knew it already. Even many members of Trump’s own administration know this. Yet Trump’s reaction to the story indicates that he regards it as especially offensive and even dangerous.

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 No.754

the memo validates questions about Trump’s fitness for office. In a recent poll, 65 percent of the public agreed Trump has “acted in a way that’s unpresidential.” Of course, some of that 65 percent approve of Trump’s overall performance anyway — they’re Republicans, after all — but the size of this number shows just how many Americans find his conduct distasteful or worse.

The case against Trump contains so many damning particulars, it is difficult to narrow it down. But the existence of a written memo confirming the view of a close American ally that Trump is utterly unfit for office might qualify as one of those facts the opposition should bring to the public’s attention.

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 No.755

Trump, you're an embarrassing coward, a moron, a lousy businessman, and an unfaithful disgusting fat lazy piece of shit

Fuck you, bitch

Ross Perot was only about 5 feet tall, but Donald Trump could never find a ladder tall enough to reach Ross Perot's testicle hairs.

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 No.756

>>755

I hope Trump is re-elected and fucks US up so much that it never recovers

I hate you burgers. one and all, this means you burger scum OP

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 No.757

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File: 28d0d42add8c440⋯.jpg (47.93 KB, 1400x800, 7:4, direct(2).jpg)

 No.740[Reply]

Ditch your phone, go for a walk, and let your mind wander.

Here’s a crazy story: I spent four and a half hours outdoors alone the other day and didn’t listen to music or a podcast, or look at my phone—which was in my pocket—the entire time. I was able to withstand urges to check Instagram, Twitter, my text messages, my email, and the news, for four and a half hours.

I am not a superhero with a freakishly long attention span, nor do I have an inexplicable-by-science ability to never get bored. I just decided a couple years ago that I was tired of being half- or fully-distracted every hour of my life. So I decided I would have at least one space in my life that was free from technological bullshit: When I’m outside, running, hiking, climbing, biking, or skiing. Whether I’m up high in the mountains or just jogging laps around the municipal park near my house, I simply don’t use my phone. Sometimes I don’t carry it, sometimes I carry it in case of an emergency, but I don’t look at it.

The rest of my life is constantly infiltrated by noise. It’s audible (phone ringing), visual (email and other notifications), and psychological (including the distraction that occurs just by having a phone sitting next to me). As I write this, I have 14 browser tabs open, my phone sitting next to my laptop, and by my count, people can contact me by 17 different methods (not including ringing my doorbell or writing me a letter). I am not proud of this, or happy about it.

Do you ever check the Screen Time app on your phone to see how much time you spend looking at its small, come-hither screen? Or how many times you pick up your phone and unlock it every day? Doing so is either depressing as hell or a reality of our age (or both). I rationalize the appalling amount of screen time and number of “phone pickups” by saying, “I need to do this to run my business.” But if I was harder on myself, I’d admit I could probably cut screen time and phone pickups to one-fourth of my current total and my business would be just fine. And I’d probably be healthier, mentally.

About ten years ago, at a dead-quiet bed and breakfast in Ouray, ColoraPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.745

Shut off everything, get bored, and see what happens.

You will miss a few news updates, a thousand hot takes, the backlash, and the backlash to the backlash.

You will not be privy to the newest, freshest way the sky is falling as of 30 minutes ago, and none of that shit will matter.

Just move, glance around at the trees

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 No.746

I'm currently in university and without a job, so I got the luxury of not using a phone at all. I suggest others in similar circumstances take advantage.

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 No.747

I felt liberated after just one week not using it. It disgusts me so much I never want to touch it again.

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 No.748

>>746

>>747

I've got a personal set of circumstances going on in my life right now where I have no choice but to keep my smartphone….

I'm an old school computer enthusiast, who smashed all six of my laptops back in 2009….

I'm never going back to the computer thing again, and in 6 months, I will be getting rid of my smartphone and completely disconnecting from the internet in its entirety….

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 No.749

correction:

I gave one of them to my son….

I smashed the other 5, even smashing one of them over Jon Fox's head one day.

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File: 71457015f071a0f⋯.jpg (41.17 KB, 800x449, 800:449, east-west-market_wide-e1e0….jpg)

 No.732[Reply]

Public Shame

That's the tactic one Canadian grocery store used to get customers to ditch single-use plastics and instead utilize reusable shopping bags.

Shoppers who didn't bring their own bags to East West Market in Vancouver, British Columbia, left with groceries in plastic bags that read "Wart Ointment Wholesale," "Into the Weird Adult Video Emporium" or "The Colon Care Co-Op."

For store owner David Kwen, the bags evolved out of wanting to bring more awareness to reducing consumption — in a humorous way.

Kwen printed the eyebrow-raising slogans on the bags with the assumption that people would be embarrassed to carry them, he told Here & Now's Robin Young. In a post on Instagram, the grocery store said, "It's hard to always remember a reusable bag. We redesigned our plastic bags to help you never forget again!"

But the scheme backfired.

People began flocking to the market, paying 5 cents each in hopes of collecting the designs.

Although the bags were meant to force customers to think twice about their plastic consumption — smaller text on the bags read, "Avoid the shame. Bring a reusable bag" — Kwen wasn't defeated by the attention his plan got.

"The underlying thing is that it creates conversation, and that's what we actually wanted to get across to the general public," he says.

He decided to capitalize on all the excitement by giving his idea an eco-friendly spin. East West Market will soon have canvas tote bags with the humorous designs printed on the front.

And now is the perfect time for Kwen to promote a message of sustainability. Less than 10% of plastic used in Canada gets recycled. Canadians will throw away an estimated $8.3 billion worth of plastic materials each year by 2030 without a change in course, the government said in a recent statement. Following in the footsteps of the EuropeanPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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File: 91b182edfb639f3⋯.jpg (32.74 KB, 724x538, 362:269, o no JN dead.jpg)

File: 32d68b06a1f9179⋯.jpg (705.9 KB, 831x1142, 831:1142, really cool.jpg)

File: 534070417b6eb5e⋯.jpg (87.34 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, great art.jpg)

File: b30288575787eab⋯.jpg (10.48 KB, 205x255, 41:51, my fave.jpg)

 No.694[Reply]

Dear Mr Neptune, I hope I may call you Johnny or Johnnie which ever you prefer sir.

I have been a fan of yours for 2 yrs now, ever since you bightened up 8ch with your funny picsart memes, which I have saved all of them!

There are a few of us here and we thought about starting up a Johnny Neptune fan club and board.

I will use JN now instead of Johnny Neptune, as I don't like to keep typing Johnny Neptune, especially on my iphone.

Anyway, I am 17 years old and you insulted me a year ago and I showed it to my BF, and he thought it was hilarious, the text wasn't very original, stuff about fags and vigins and vidya games, but the memes you created were really cool and funny!

I alwas hang out on /v/ and would sometimes visit /n/ and /newsplus/ to see what anons were talking about , this Neptune guy who was trolling the Website owner, Jim Watkins and pissing him off.

Fuck, you gave it to the MAN!

Fuck authority!

Anyway, I told my freinds that I would first try to contact You before we created the fanclub board.

I heard about what the 8ch owne did to try to silence you JN, what a faggot!

Removing the name field from a lot of boards and the killing your boardYou didn't post there much anymore, I hope you are not sick as I know you are old and did stuff when you were younger.

It's not true what they say, about the aids?

MY BF and I plan to only have sex with each other so we don't need to worry about that stuff like the old people did in the 1960's.

Anyway, if we create the board, would yo give us lessons on how to use picsart?

I saw the really cool art you did along time ago when you were younger and it was , like, really art!

One last question.

I had to ask around aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.702

Lol

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 No.713

>>702

>Lol

>Lol

>Lol

>Lol>Lol

>Lol

>Lol

>Lol

fuck you all to hell you cunt cocks

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 No.720

Andrew McGovern here

All joking aside, my dad use to hold me when I was a young lad of 9 yrs old, and twiddle my penis.

Tne smell of Old Spice and manipulation of my penis at this age has led to a fixation on this scent

The Bass wood trees.which have an odour like old spice are in

bloom now, and I feel like Faulkner and must describe the desire for male contact

oh god. I forgive you father, and I have never touched my son, Jet like this, even though I have had he urge

If you read this son, bear with me

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 No.722

This is a male survivor thread now.

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 No.856

>>722

>This is a male survivor thread now.

Not anchoring it for that reason.

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 No.699[Reply]

Science can’t fully explain what animals do to our souls

I had promised my husband that I’d bring home some goat’s milk.

That was before the two goats arrived at the Farminary at Princeton Seminary, where I was studying theology and working as a farmhand. Maybe, I told him, we could even make cheese.

When it was my turn to milk the goats, I wrestled Daisy onto the milking stand, put a bucket under her, and reached for a teat. She responded with a sideways kick. I tried again; she tried again. Within minutes, I was sopping and sweaty. Most days, I got no more than a couple of tablespoons, which included whatever was in the bucket when Daisy inevitably kicked it over. That morning, I got enough, maybe, to fill a shot glass, and it turned out to be the high-milk mark of my time with the goats.

Daisy and her kid, August, were essentially visiting teaching assistants, borrowed for six weeks for a class on the society of ancient Israel. The idea was that the students might get a sense of life in a bygone pastoral culture by tending to them.

I wasn’t enrolled in that class, though I was at the farm almost every day doing other chores. During those weeks, August became one of my greatest teachers. She helped me heal long-standing shame about my body and then showed me, in her goatliness, exactly how to love it again.

The farm often reminded me of my physical shortcomings. I blacked out while weeding. I was useless at splitting wood. I struggled to close a particularly unwieldy barn door.

Every failure resurrected the hot humiliation I learned to have about my body as a kid. I hated its shortness and its weakness and its lack of coordination. I hated my slanty eyes and my coarse hair — reminders of my difference — and my tricky elbow, damaged forever by a Chinese-American childhood spent playing the violin.

Most of all, I hated the invisible scars I carried from when I was raped. I was 15 years old, but it feels like the attack has Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.700

Science, it turns out, can explain that. “We consider small, caring animals with some of the same emotions and behaviors that we might care for our children,” Alan Beck, director of the Center of Human-Animal Bond at Purdue University, told me.

The pygmy goat, with its big head and wide eyes, displays physicalities we associate with cuteness called kinderschema. These traits have been reinforced by domestication. “You end up with these animals that maintain juvenile behaviors and juvenile morphology. The dog is basically a puppy wolf,” Beck says. “We enjoy the experience of nurturing. And animals respond by staying with you, by coming next to you, by wanting to be petted.” The chemical mechanism that keeps both us and them coming back for more is the same: oxytocin, the reward hormone associated with bonding.

One of our little rituals was a game of chase. I’d freeze and August would face off against me, and then I’d suddenly step toward her, and she’d take off, bounding onto the wheel well of the trailer and then around the back. Then, we’d do it all over again. Another ritual was a game of peekaboo. I’d chase her in one direction around the trailer, and then double back, and she’d either chase me around one corner or peek around another to see if I’d reappeared. When nobody else was on the farm, we could do these things over and over, until she got bored and wandered into the trailer to munch hay.

Christian Nawroth, an animal behavior researcher and goat specialist at the Leibniz Institute for Farm Animal Biology in Germany, explained that she was just being a kid: “She was juvenile. So she displayed a lot of play behavior.” Three years ago, Nawroth and colleagues at Queen Mary University of London published a paper about what’s known as the looking-back paradigm, which August seemed to display when we played. Consider how you might tempt a dog with a toy. “You put it away, you’ve got this doggie gaze: Please, can I get it? You get the strong impression they want to communicate with you,” Nawroth says. The study showed goats do this, too. “Dogs have been hyped as being so special. Other domesticated animals who live close to humans, you think they act like dogs. No, they act like goats. It’s just that they do things that you know dogs do.”

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 No.701

Three days before the goats went home, I went out to the farm in the late afternoon, when I knew nobody else would be there. I sat on the ground, and August jumped onto my lap, as I knew she would. She urged me to scratch her head and neck, as I knew she would. Then, I just flopped onto my back, and I let August climb onto my chest, as I knew she would.

For the two or three minutes that my back was against the ground and she was using me as a climbing platform, I felt happy. I felt joy. I felt lightness — as if August had noticed the worry, the anxiety, the troubles that regularly weigh me down and asked me if she could carry all that for me for a few minutes so that I could rest.

In my entire adulthood, I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve lain in the grass and let my head touch the ground. Always, some fear had kept me from doing so. Fear of bugs. Fear of grass stains, which can be really hard to get out of a shirt. Fear of impropriety — of doing something that seemed less than adult and less than dignified. Fear of allowing my body to relax into the earth — or worse, the fear that came with realizing that I couldn’t even do that.

“There is no fear in love,” I John 4:18 says, “but perfect love drives out fear, because fear expects punishment. The person who is afraid has not been made perfect in love.” The passive voice in that last bit is interesting; it isn’t the person who remakes himself as perfect who conquers fear. Love is relational. Another being must help orchestrate the process.

In her essential goatiness, August was that other being for me. I received, through her presence, an invitation into a wider perspective, and was in that sense, through her love, made more whole.

Hebrew tradition gave us the concept of the scapegoat. On Yom Kippur, one goat was slaughtered to feast upon as a blood sacrifice. A second goat was sent into the wilderness, never to return. That goat was burdened with carrying the sins of the people away from the community, and its banishing symbolized the departure of these acts of wrongdoing — along with all their consequences.

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 No.703

Hebrew tradition gave us the concept of the scapegoat. On Yom Kippur, one goat was slaughtered to feast upon as a blood sacrifice. A second goat was sent into the wilderness, never to return. That goat was burdened with carrying the sins of the people away from the community, and its banishing symbolized the departure of these acts of wrongdoing — along with all their consequences.

HUMANS SUCK

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 No.704

>>703

>HUMANS SUCK

Psycho meat-a balls like-ada anmals and hate-a da peeples cause da anmals easy control

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 No.650[Reply]

The demise of Mad magazine is hardly a surprise. Times are tricky for print publications in general — all the more so for a title targeted with exquisite precision at middle-school boys. They are Nature’s neglected travelers, parked on an apron while the girls they used to know go racing down the evolutionary runway and take flight into the wild blue of adulthood.

Because life has, for the moment, scorned them, they return the favor, and for a couple of generations, Mad was both a tutor and a tool of their anarchy. Its cartooned pages confirmed their suspicions that parents are hypocrites, that heroes have clay feet, that popular culture is a ripoff and that a guy might as well laugh at existence because existence is already laughing at him. “What, me worry?” asked mascot Alfred E. Neuman, eternally hapless, perpetually 13.

In its day, Mad would have rolled its googly eyes at the corporate doublespeak of its own death notice. Mad will no longer publish new content, we were informed, but will continue into the uncertain future by repackaging old material between new covers. Television used to do a version of that. It was called “The Love Boat.” Each week, another washed-up celebrity took a cruise to nowhere. Mad ran a parody in 1978.

No doubt my interest in the subject is partly nostalgic. My own middle-school years in the early 1970s coincided with the peak of Mad’s influence and circulation. Two million people bought the magazine in those days, and even on a 50-cent weekly allowance, it was worth 40 cents. The “usual gang of idiots” (as Mad referred to its stable of contributors) included a number of supremely talented caricaturists and gag writers alongside a few authentic geniuses.

Chief among them was Don Martin, dubbed “Mad’s maddest artist.” He rendered a world full of ridiculous-looking adults with goofy faces, flabby guts and weirdly hinged oversize feet. These characters went blundering through familiar situations oblivious to their own pathos, accompanied by Martin’s inimitable written sound effects. “GISHKLURK,” for example, was the sound of Moses parting his soup, while “doop” was the sound of food falling from the mouth of someone choking and “SPLITCH” was the sound of a tomato Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.668

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 No.669

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Euler

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 No.695

>>667

>you just inferred that killcen is a fucking stupid nigger

no inferring needed

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 No.696

>>668

this english twit sodomized(recruited) me when i was 12

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 No.697

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>>669

>Euler

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 No.659[Reply]

WTF

A strange exchange indeed!

>>>/sudo/100936

Hello, Mr Ronald Watkins?

I am a reporter for Vice News.

I was curious as to why You have a banner at the top of this board saying,"Killall(sic) niggers"

And ,Terminated niggers.

I have read that your pseudonym is codemonkey, and that board owners are responsible for their banners.

So Mr Watkins, do you advocate the genocide of black people?

I would like to hear your reason for putting this horrible stuff at the very top of your board before I include it in a story I am about to publish.

I have tried to reach you through other avenues such as Ron@CodeMonkeyZ , but with no reply.

I believe you can include some sort of ID to show that it is you replying and not some troll on this site.

Elle Reeve@elspethreeve

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 No.677

>>672

>if I'm not mistaken, you just inferred that killcen is a fucking stupid nigger

post implies that your a stupid fucking white man who over estimates his intelligence

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 No.680

>>677

>post implies that your a stupid fucking white man who over estimates his intelligence

and I know how to spell the contraction of you are

And I am still quite a bit smarter than you

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 No.685

>>677nig

>>680ger

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 No.686

>>677

>>680

if I'm not mistaken, you just inferred that killcen is a fucking stupid nigger

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 No.693

>>686

weather killcen is a fucking stupid nigger is illrelavent to this conversation

as is the smell of my penis

the purtentent question is are you in favor of the genoside of those with predominate recominate dna?

no snyde replyes

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 No.673[Reply]

I was scheduled to give the eulogy at /n/'s funeral yesterday, but I completely forgot about it.

I was the only one left to attend the funeral, and I didn't even show up. Nobody showed up, because nobody even cares that /n/ died.

/n/ was a greasy, stupid, worthless nigger.

Ron emailed me this morning and he seemed to suggest the actual reason they took /n/ off the front page had something to do with niggerlips killcen posting terroristic threats, threatening to cause bodily injury to United States elected officials.

Ron hinted that those threats were the death knell for /n/ and that "law enforcement requested access to the logs to identify a certain individual".

I also found it interesting that Ron used two terms in the email: he said 'law enforcement' AND 'a federal agency', which suggests that both a local jurisdiction and a government law enforcement agency were involved in two different investigations into the terroristic threats made in /n/.

Of course, it's fairly obvious that Ron was talking about killcen.

so now we all finally know exactly why /n/ died.

From what I gather, Jim was somewhat cooperating with law enforcement, and kept /n/ up and running for a while, allowing the authorities to continue monitoring killcen.

So…. Yesterday was /n/'s official funeral, and although I was the only person invited to attend, (just to post my eulogy) I got sidetracked and I ended up playing with my cats all day, and I completely forgot about the funeral…

Not one single person went to /n/ yesterday.

Nobody showed their respects, because nobody has any respect for killcen and his terroristic threats.

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 No.679

I have the last laugh on you.

You taunted me in my threads, but here you sit, with only me replying to your thread.

It was the likes of you and Johnny trolling and crab and propane posting that killed /n/ when I was the only one posting real important news items.

I finally got a reply from Jim and I now am a reporter on /newsplus/.

He just wanted to make sure it was me, and not the likes of trolls like you.

See if you can guess which reporter I am on /newsplus/.

Just look for the news that is real, not your fake BS.

And this will be the last post ever from me to you, as I just came here to gloat and tell you to fuck off.

Enjoy the silence…bitch.

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 No.687

>>679

Niggerlips, I couldn't care less which threads are yours. your content SUCKS. I would never go to newsplus to read any of their drivel, and I especially won't be going there now. as far as I'm concerned, you're an ass clown and a moron.

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 No.688

'gloat' about going to newsplus, where 95% of the threads get ZERO replies, and the threads that do get replies only get 5 or 6 replies at the most.

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 No.689

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 No.609[Reply]

/n/ Failed for the same reason CNN Failed :

/n/ot understanding what /n/ews actually is; and /n/ot understanding that delivery is as important as content.

Yesterday's idiotic display by lamestream media of their complete abandonment of REAL News in favor of disseminating hatred and division reminds me of exactly why I left /n/, having had enough of Killcen-style 'reporting'. We often become that which we hate. We pick up the worst traits of those we hate. Food for thought…

So, let me ask – are all black men niggers? Can't I just choose to act like a nigger and become one? Can I self-identify as a nigger and be treated like one? Can I treat anyone I like as a nigger? How about the President? Can I treat him like a nigger and call him a nigger?

Sure I can! But can I deal with the consequences? Why is it that everyone who calls other people niggers or treats them as such ends up looking like and acting like a fucking nigger? Why is /pol/ where the niggers of 8chan congregate? They are such conformists that their hate based on skin color blinds them and deafens them to reality.

<it was da joos!

<nigger this nigger that

<spics, mudslimes

Hatred Blinds One to REAL Truth.

Everything must fit your conception of the truth – which is a LIE.==

So, listen to a black man or not…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t-EuO-aF-pU

No skin off my nose. You're FREE to hate all you want and who you want.

But yeah…

/n/ died the same way CNN died.

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 No.653

>>609

So, you're saying that CNN had killcen working there?

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 No.654

>>653

yea, but which one was it unfoiled?

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 No.665

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 No.671

if I'm not mistaken, you just inferred that killcen is a fucking stupid nigger

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 No.682

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>>671

> killcen is a fucking stupid nigger

I know I am, butt what are you?

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 No.607[Reply]

Yesterday, for the 4th of July, I was really concerned about perverts roaming around my city, so it was my duty as a concerned citizen to take my camera and go out there into the city, and patrol the crowds to make sure there weren't any perverts perusing the local children.

I noticed this young girl, who seem to be enjoying herself, having an innocent time. Her parents were sitting in a lawn chair nearby, but they were engaged in a conversation, and didn't seem to be paying attention to their daughter.

This concerned me, so I decided to start following their daughter around and taking a series of photographs just in case a pervert abducted her.

That's when I noticed that it appears their daughter was wearing a bra underneath her shirt.

That got my mind to thinking, "is she old enough to wear a bra?" so I continued following around taking more photographs.

Depending on the angle, it was hard to tell whether or not she was wearing a bra. It looked like she had a training bra, but then she would bend over to pick up sparklers, and I could swear she wasn't wearing a bra at all.

As a concerned citizen, I felt obligated to determine whether or not she was wearing a bra, because that would say a lot about her parents.

I had to use a zoom lens to get really good close up pictures of her chest, to determine whether or not she was developing breasts yet.

Upon very careful examination, I estimated that she had just recently begun developing breasts, but I was still uncertain whether or not her breasts were large enough for her to be wearing a training bra.

If she was wearing a bra, it would make me wonder about her parents, because it seems strange that they would focus on their daughter's breasts, and suggest that she start wearing a bra.

However, is she wasn't wearing a bra, that would also make me wonder about her parents, because maybe thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.608

In fact, I already feel a very strong emotional bond with this young lady.

And I say 'young lady' because I feel that she's obviously a little more sophisticated than the average girl her age, and with the right mentoring, I feel that she is going to become a well-rounded woman.

If I even get the slightest inkling that there's even a very good possibility that her father might not have your best interest in mind, I'm prepared to go in through her bedroom window and rescue are from an abusive situation.

Today I'm going to the mall, and I'm going to shop for some training bras. I think the first step to her becoming the woman she's meant to be would be to get her into a few different bras, maybe a strapless one so she can wear the strapless evening gown I purchased for her.

I figured she should have an evening gown so I can take her out to dinner and we can discuss her future after I rescued her from her abusive father.

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 No.611

>>607

killcen, you are a sick fuck.

you need to be reported to the authorities.

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 No.670

if I'm not mistaken, you just inferred that killcen is a fucking stupid nigger

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 No.647[Reply]

“The Islamic Republic of Iran and China are standing in a united front,” claimed Iran’s ICT Minister Mohammad Javad Azari Jahromi last week, “to confront U.S. unilateralism and hegemony in the field of IT.” For confront read “offensive actions,” and for IT read “cyber.”

Jahromi followed this with similar comments in Beijing a few days later, when he met his opposite number Miao Wei. The ministers discussed “common challenges” in the face of “U.S. unilateralism,” of which Jahromi said, “we are facing similar challenges, so we need to find common solutions.” The Iranian minister accused the U.S. of “spreading its hegemony on new strategic technologies such as artificial intelligence,” and criticized Washington’s actions against Huawei and ZTE.

Miao Wei reportedly stressed that cooperation between the two countries would help tackle “such threats and pressures.”

According to Iran’s state media, the ministers “discussed ways to boost cooperation in the field of information technology and countering threats in cyberspace—and agreed to establish a joint workgroup to survey and counter those threats.”

In May, Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi told the media after meeting his Iranian counterpart Mohammad Javad Zarif, that “China is strongly opposed to U.S. unilateral sanctions and its prejudgments. China understands Iran’s conditions and concerns and safeguards its legitimate interests.”

Although some of the language can be interpreted as referencing mainstream, non-military IT interests, the context is entirely cybersecurity related and comes as tensions continue to intensify and the cyber domain becomes ever more important.

Putting any theoretical risk from North Korea—handshakes included—to one side, the greatest threats to the security of the U.S. and its allies come from Russia, China and Iran. The same is true when it comes to cybersecurity—China and Russia have long been the world’s greatest villains, but Iran fancies a seat at that table.

From a military perspective, there are clear links. Russia supplies weaponsPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.648

Meanwhile, the continued integration of cyber and conventional warfare has been thrust into the headlines this year, also in the Middle East. Israel launched a missile strike to retaliate for an offensive cyber strike, while the U.S. did the opposite, responding to Teheran’s downing of a surveillance drone with a cyber strike against the country’s missile control systems.

In the conventional domain, spillover from the battlefield into the real world comes in the form of insurgency and terrorism. It is difficult to plan and execute and it usually fails. In the cyber domain, attacks can be mounted on soft targets worldwide with relative ease. Iran is learning this fast.

The warning issued by U.S. Cyber Command in the wake of its strike on Iran was to Outlook users that a (likely) Iranian hack was targeting millions of unpatched systems. Iran doesn’t need to counter hard targets to hit back.

Last month, the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) within the DHS issued a blanket warning about a”recent rise in malicious cyber activity directed at United States industries and government agencies by Iranian regime actors and proxies… using destructive ‘wiper’ attacks, looking to do much more than just steal data and money.”

CISA warned that “these efforts are often enabled through common tactics like spear phishing, password spraying, and credential stuffing. What might start as an account compromise, where you think you might just lose data, can quickly become a situation where you’ve lost your whole network.”

Also last month, the National Security Agency confirmed that “there have been serious issues with malicious Iranian cyber actions in the past. In these times of heightened tensions, it is appropriate for everyone to be alert to signs of Iranian aggression in cyberspace and ensure appropriate defenses are in place.”

And it’s not just the U.S. The U.K. blamed Iran for a concerted cyber attack last December on major government and commercial organizations.

Iran’s ability to retaliate against the U.SPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.658

They are already inside Killcen's computer.

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