/ebola/ - Ebola

Not long after the first week since March 2014 without any new confirmed Ebola cases (World Health Organization (WHO) Ebola situation report from the 7th of October 2015) several sources across the world including the Royal Free London hospital report that nurse Pauline Cafferkey who previously contracted Ebola in December 2014 has been flown by military aircraft from Scotland to the isolation ward of the Royal Free Hospital in London. The Ebola virus has been detected in her body despite the previous recovery ending in January 2015 and she is now in a serious medical condition.

Royal Free hospital statement:

Pauline Cafferkey is in a serious condition.

We can confirm that Pauline Cafferkey was transferred from the Queen Elizabeth University Hospital in Glasgow to the Royal Free Hospital in the early hours of this morning due to an unusual late complication of her previous infection by the Ebola virus. She will now be treated in isolation in the hospital's high level isolation unit under nationally agreed guidelines.

The Ebola virus can only be transmitted by direct contact with the blood or bodily fluids of an infected person while they are symptomatic so the risk to the general public remains low and the NHS has well established and practised infection control procedures in place.

In May 2015 US doctor Ian Crozier was discovered to still have Ebola virus in his eye fluid despite being thought to have made a full recovery. There are no details on whether the same is the case with nurse Cafferkey.

In the article from the Telegraph doctor Nathalie MacDermott of Imperial College London explained that there are cases of acute eye inflammation in the Ebola hit areas of Africa and that it has not been possible to test those for the Ebola virus yet. The article has more details and quotes on lasting Ebola infection and related health problems in survivors.

According to the WHO there has been 28421 likely cases of Ebola with 11297 reported deaths (numbers taken from the previously linked report) and thus it is likely tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Pls2b fixing the flags. High Temperature Toroidal Devices changed the site-wide flag system and I updated the custom flag png (pic related), but the previous janitor never got around to making a custom flag CSS for the board.

Don't worry if you don't know shit about CSS. All you have to do is make a copy of hya:

http://8ch.net/static/flags/flags.css

Replace hya:

.flag {
  background-image: url('flags.png');

with hya:

.flag {
  background-image: url('https://media.8ch.net/ebola/src/1431571987061.png');

Save it as ebola_flags.css, find a place to put it, and update this line in the page template hya:

<link rel="stylesheet" href="/static/flags/flags.css">

with hya:

<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://$SOME_OTHER_PLACE/ebola_flags.css">

And finally, wish Ebola-chan good luck.

Good luck, Ebola-chan!

>No confirmed cases of Ebola virus disease (EVD) were reported in the week to 4 October. This is the first time that a complete epidemiological week has elapsed with zero confirmed cases since March 2014.

We aren't praying hard enough, friends.

This is Ebola-chan's darkest hour. What will you do to help her grow wangs?

http://apps.who.int/ebola/current-situation/ebola-situation-report-7-october-2015

So Ebolites, the final Blood Moon is coming this Sunday.

What shall we do in celebration of our goddess?

Look what I did with Ebola!

Sometime in the last few days, the beloved http://ask-ebola-chan.tumblr.com/ (pic related) was found to have been deleted. Having spoken with the one in charge of it, I know that it was not deleted by him.

Furthermore, while http://ebolachan.tumblr.com/ and http://ebola-chan.tumblr.com/ have been edited to show a single word ("Don't."), in an act of shameless heresy, http://askebolachan.tumblr.com/ redirects to a site allowing you to contribute to Doctors Without Borders, one of the organization that fought to suppress her love.

He's attempting to continue the blog at http://ebola-chan-ask.tumblr.com/

I'm taking part in an European trial involving ebola vaccine:

They vaccinated me today. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/VSV-EBOV

If I got sectioned for suicidal thoughts, the vaccine might be said to increase the risk of suicide…

However, I don't lie… Because of "ethical concerns" and because I don't want to risk the economic incentives.

(USER WAS BRANDED A HERETIC FOR THIS POST)

Photo is a visual aid that accompanied the UN's hilarious new satire, “Cyber Violence Against Women and Girls: A Worldwide Wake-Up Call."

http://www.unwomen.org/~/media/headquarters/attachments/sections/library/publications/2015/cyber_violence_gender%20report.pdf

SHEMITAH IS UPON US

EBOLA-CHAN HAS ASSUMED MORTAL FORM

>The single confirmed case reported from Guinea in the week to 6 September had onset of

>symptoms in the Ratoma area of the capital, Conakry. The case is a 13-year-old girl, and is

>a registered contact and relative of 2 cases reported from the same area of the city during

>the previous 2 weeks. She is considered to present a high risk of further transmission after

>she was briefly lost to follow-up after developing early symptoms. She then presented to

>several private health facilities whilst symptomatic before being traced, tested for EVD and

>admitted to an Ebola treatment centre.

GOOD LUCK, EBOLA-CHAN!

http://apps.who.int/ebola/current-situation/ebola-situation-report-9-september-2015

Is Ebola-chan watching me masturbate?

New AIDS CHAN IS SHIT

From the EBOLA RESPONSE PHASE 3 strategy guide:

>On-going research in West Africa has confirmed Ebola

>virus persistence in the semen of male survivors; although

>virus positivity declines over time, 25-30% of men may still

>test positive at 9 months after recovery.

Considering Ebola-chan is only 18 months old* (they grow up so fast!),

many of those male survivors only fell in love 9 months ago when she

was at her peak popularity. The jerks at the WHO's response to her

enduring love is to try to get the Ebola-Americans to come in for monthly

semen screening, like that's going to happen!

But wait, there's more!

They also concede "the high prevalence/consequence musculo-skeletal

and ocular complications." Do you see? DO YOU SEE?

http://apps.who.int/iris/bitstream/10665/184693/1/ebola_resilientzero_eng.pdf?ua=1

*It's interesting to note the WHO also acknowledges:

"The Ebola outbreak in West Africa has continued for 18 months."

If you recall, patient zero was said to have died in December 2013,

which would make Ebola-chan 21 months old. This was done

so Tekmira Pharmaceuticals could claim it wasn't their human

vaccination trial that caused the outbreak, but I'm pleased to

see the WHO doesn't believe that bullshit either.

I know you're reading this, Doc. :DDD

Copied from /pol/.

See? /pol/ still remembers.

EBOLA IS BACK

>I hope it follows legal migration routes.

Hundreds quarantined as Ebola returns to north Sierra Leone district

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/09/14/new-ebola-death-reported-in-northern-sierra-leone/

https://archive.is/abfmg

It's /monster/'s birthday today, /ebola/. You're our best friend, so we hope to see you over.