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3427 confirmed cases, 2246 confirmed deaths in ongoing 2018-19 Congo outbreak
Other fun boards to visit: >>>/desu/ >>>/2hu/ >>>/canada/ >>>/liberty/ >>>/vvv/ >>>/zika/
Friends of Ebola: >>>/monster/ >>>/fringe/

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d84079 No.27327

From the EBOLA RESPONSE PHASE 3 strategy guide:

>On-going research in West Africa has confirmed Ebola

>virus persistence in the semen of male survivors; although

>virus positivity declines over time, 25-30% of men may still

>test positive at 9 months after recovery.

Considering Ebola-chan is only 18 months old* (they grow up so fast!),

many of those male survivors only fell in love 9 months ago when she

was at her peak popularity. The jerks at the WHO's response to her

enduring love is to try to get the Ebola-Americans to come in for monthly

semen screening, like that's going to happen!

But wait, there's more!

They also concede "the high prevalence/consequence musculo-skeletal

and ocular complications." Do you see? DO YOU SEE?

http://apps.who.int/iris/bitstream/10665/184693/1/ebola_resilientzero_eng.pdf?ua=1

*It's interesting to note the WHO also acknowledges:

"The Ebola outbreak in West Africa has continued for 18 months."

If you recall, patient zero was said to have died in December 2013,

which would make Ebola-chan 21 months old. This was done

so Tekmira Pharmaceuticals could claim it wasn't their human

vaccination trial that caused the outbreak, but I'm pleased to

see the WHO doesn't believe that bullshit either.

I know you're reading this, Doc. :DDD

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d84079 No.27328

good luck keeping Ebola-Americans from putting their penis in something for a week let alone 9 months

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d84079 No.27329

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So Ebola gives Ebola-Americans long term muscle and bone complications? Along with no "muh dik" for eternity?

No Basket ball and no more rape for Tyrone

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