/cow/ - Lolcows

Terrible OP.

Is it true that foxdick Farms doxed the director and made them cancel it? Lame.

>>857787

The director doxed himself, used his own name on the Kickstarter.

>>857729

Inb4 foxdicks harass the maker for fun, lolcow him, etc.

Just hope he's ready for that shit.

>>857729

>fucked up thread name again

>wrote by lazy faggot in 2 minutes

let's abandon this thread and start a real one

>>858317

Nah nah. Doxing is step one - they do that to anyone. I'm talking phone calls where they scream no-no words like "NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER" over the phone.

>>858333

Oh no someone said nigger at me. Whatever will I do?

The guy wants to make a documentary on a retard. Not much to worry about there.

>>857729

>MEAGAN CONFIRMED???

All these freak outs about Meagan reminded me of retards on youtube watching Star Wars trailers.

>>858317

Although the donation tiers are ridiculous if some paypig wants to cough it up so I can watch a high quality film on this retard I’m not complaining.

>>858167

I hope Chris is right. I just want to see the Megan part

If Josh actually ruins the possibility of a reunion with Megan…will the last of his dickriders finally see the light?

>>858317

<$5000 tier

>we will make it a night to remember

CHRIS NO!

SEXUAL WORK IS HELL AAAAHHHH

>>858855

Nah, he'll just ban them and say that /cow/ is where all the people he banned from his site are. Nope, no one could ever have a legitimate gripe with Josh. He's perfect after all.

>>857771

Yeah the quality of these threads have really gone downhill.

Anyone else keep checking this thread for the day someone finally drops a Chris Chan BJ video? It consumes me, I have to see it. I know it will get robably not happen until barb dies but I think once Chris is alone he will look for an older figure to be codependent with an we all know that he’ll gave an easier time finding a degenerate sugar daddy.

>>859298

Fuck off, Mike

>>858938

He links the place in the sites ban message so he's not wrong.

>>859298

It's up to you anon, you have to tame his feminine autistic mouthbussy.

>>858855

Josh didn't ruin that. The documentary director did. Megan floated the idea of reuniting with Chris, but the director was an idiot and thought it sounded lame.

>>859800

Checked

>>858938

If Josh bans enough people he will soon be sitting on the throne of a kingdom of dust.

>>867057

Go back there.

>>867057

>Wanted to say hi but I was nervous

Why are Redditors so fucking pathetic?

>>867057

>After seeing him

>him

A redditfag that doesn't use the correct pronoun? Looks like he forgot to take his soy.

Happy 4/20 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Chris has had his house officially recognized by google as Sonichu HQ. It’s open to reviews and edits.

>>871696

we definitely need ED article to be oficially approved instead of CWCki one to get foxdickers salty

>>871695

>>871564

1. Why does it sound like dogs are dying in the background? 2. Didn’t Chris-Chan declare war on Pokémon go once for being too hard?

>>872459

>the real reason he wants a Pokémon stop at his house

Chris giving people a reason to go to his house, how can that possibly go wrong for him?

>>857729

What a cocktease..this was the only chance to make a real one and stop people from making shitty Chris "documentaries" that were made solely with information from the Cwcki and only exist on Youtube. Thanks foxdick Farms.

>>871864

Chris chose his mother over anyone else a long time ago. Her words will be law in his head long after she's gone.

>>871864

>>871864

I honestly think Chris is too far gone for Megan to bring him back from insanity. The only person I think could bring him back from trannydom would be a real life female and she would have to let Chris clap them cheeks in order for real progress to happen and continue. The only other possibility I could see would be someone pulling an idea guy extortion situation but with making him go back to being a male instead of extorting money.

>>872468

Wonder if Mike Hirtes will visit it

>>867522

Ok let me ask you a few questions that you will need to answer. First, when was he banned from target? Now did he go to the same one? Also do you think that anyone from the time he was banned is still working at that shitty place or even gives enough of a fuck to remember that he isnt allowed?

I was wondering if there is a way for a legit business to make money by investing/collaborating with Chris. He is a retard but he is (and i know I'm using the term broadly) an "internet sensation".

>>872459

>Chris has some autistic girl encouraging him to better himself in various areas of his life (the one who had her picture posted in last thread) and she’s encouraging him to play Pokémon Go as a way to trick him into excersize

At he might get more exercise than ((mark))

>>876818

Chris wouldn't share the income and you would be leeching off of people willing to buy him power ranger figures.

>>876818

Chris would want complete and total control over every aspect of the theoretical media you would be producing and Chris also couldn’t be fucked to do any of the work that wasn’t actually fun (aka yelling at you to make it to his exact specs while tweeting).

Keep in mind that Chris has been internet famous for over a decade and you are far from the first person considering collaborating with him. To date exactly zero people have successfully managed to get him to work on a project larger than a commissioned photo to be used as an album cover or that stupid Shrek Retold thing months ago.

>>876818

There is. But in order to pull a profit you would need to wander into the zone of exploitation. And with chris more or less a ward of the state that might lead to issues.

Also as >>876926 and>>877114 have said. Chris would be burning cash on toys while also refusing to relinquish any creative control, as it would be tantamount to him as giving away his identity. His fantasy world, identity, and every day mindset are all intertwined. And if you did manage to get CWC to do some work or allow you to do the work the end product, if profitable, would now be taxed. And with that comes possible investigation as your LLC or whatever involves a mentally handicapped person.

>>858938

Hi, hirtes

>>877175

>>877114

>>876926

Don't get me wrong, i never considered doing it myself, I'm not that crazy. It was simply a thought exercise.

>>878962

Seeing spooky skeleton Barb always makes me sad.

Do we have any videos of Chris demanding different pronouns yet?

>>878962

Sigh, she's getting older and older.

>>880121

>Section 8

>Sonichu in the Big City Saga?

try sonichu in the crack den tbh

i wouldnt wish that shit on my worst enemy

>>880444

>As horrible of a person Barb was in her youth no one should have to spend their 'golden years' under the same roof as chris. hell no one should have to live with chris.

She's probably the person most responsible for Chris being Chris.

>>880949

I absolutely agree. Bob was trying to mold chris into a man. A racist southern christian man, but a man. Barb's coddling is what lead to the chris we have today. However, despite being a shit mom you cant fault her for not knowing what to do with her son. And she doesnt deserve the years of torment by trolls and now neglect by her son. She grew up in an era where asylums were known black holes, hence why she didnt send her son off for help. She isnt totally innocent, dont get me wrong, but I think as much as chris is a victim of his mom's nurturing his mom is a victim of circumstance. The whole family is a greek tragedy.

based

>>880957

> A racist southern christian man, but a man

You make this sound bad

>>881014

Its not necessarily bad. Its just for the purpose of successfully navigating society it can make things difficult. Of course being a tranny lunatic is far worse. Unless youre in commiefornia.

Ultimately thats what makes chrischan into what he is: lack of ability to function outside the 4 walls of his house. With is parents supporting him.

>>880957

Bob's parenting would've been wonderful for any neurotypical child but there's only so much you could do with Chris. Plus he was old and out of energy anyway. But at least Bob had a few normal kids beforehand and has further grandchildren so it's not like his genetic legacy got snuffed out with Chris.

>>880957

She did the opposite of sending him off for help. Every time someone said we can't deal with Chris he needs special care she and Bob threatened legal action. She refused to let him be treated as anything but normal while he failed at every test they asked him to perform.

His mother and dad have other children who have rare bottles of whiskey on ice ready to celebrate the moment they drop dead. Chris is not the exception here.

>>882459

This should be fun to watch. This might be old, but did he ever say anything about the dimensional merge after it didn't happen?

>>882471

IIRC, he took a page out of the environmentalist looking for government funding playbook by saying that the Merge would take place over the next 20 years.

>>882474

>20 years

wew lad

Will he even live that long? Barb doesn't have much longer and I can't imagine him being able to take care of himself.

>>882459

tbh that eggman really look like shit, sega made many shitty Sonic games, but never gave eggman hair. I think this movie will be total B-tier like Mortal Kombat one

>>882532

That’s fan art. Not actual production photos. That photo of Jim looks old as fuck.

>>882459

Ironically. Chris-Chan isn’t wrong. Maybe this will cause him to get more violent?

>>882532

It's a video game movie. It's going to be unwatchable shit like all the others are. The best you can hope for is Silent Hill and that's not even a good movie, it just has some good visuals and atmosphere.

How is he finding Celebi and Alakazam in his backyard in backwoods virginia?

>>882638

>>882459

>Gave Dr Robotnik a Richard Spencer haircut

>Sonic has Blue arms

Chris-Chan truck of peace attack in the future?

They literally made Jim Carrey Robotnik look like a Nazi.

>>882532

>Bad as Mortal Kombat

And this is bad because…. ?

>>882661

The first movie was alright. The second movie so bad it was something you had to see.

The best anyone can hope for with this movie is that Jim Carrey treats this role like Raul Julia treated the M Bison role. That might make this movie worth watching.

>>882598

ya know if that movie wasnt called silent hill i dont think i wouldve hated it as much

>>882654

DEEPEST LORE

>>882654

Thanks to CGI Hollywood found a way to make video game movies even worse. They're hideous to look at now and have awful plots. This and detective pikachu are the future of bad game movies.

Jim has no talent any more. He's most likely hired because he's nostalgic to people who grew up on sonic, but completely miscast.

I want this to inspire a slew of art from him.

>>882739

Jim shits on Trump all the time, so when people hate it they can blame MAGAtards.

>>882742

While a reasonable theory consider Gangsters paradise is playing. It's a nostalgia grab

>>882746

Guess the idea of Carrey being appealing nostalgia anymore is completely foreign to me. If the studio had any actual insight to appeal, they would have given CWC a cameo and credit.

>>882751

90s he was at his peak with Ace ventura and The Mask. No one remembers his shit now but they have nostlgia for this. The audience looks to be parents in their 30s who grew up on sonic and want to take their kids to see it.

>>882712

> Sonic makes an electrically charged run when he focuses or gets extremely emotional

So basically, he zaps to the extreme?

>>883044

>>882939

>>ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER

>>882739

>>882730

Estrogen speeds by

Soynic the hedgehog

Let’s wife sucks off the bull until he dry

Soynic the hedgehog

Soynic he a cuckhold

Soynic he male feminist

He wants shadow in his wife he wants shadow the hedgehog in his wife

>>882474

>>882484

The 20 years thing wasn't from Chris, it was from a third party who tried to intervene, but Chris disregarded it.

Stay away from theaters in Viriginia when this thing comes out, CWC is probably not a very good aim.

>>882612

now you can take pictures of the pokemon you own. There's a photo contest going on, even. sage for offtopic

>>882532

No anon, this is Dragonball Evolution tier.

>>883074

Good tune in my head now.

>>882730

The autism of CWC is truly something to behold. What will CWC's reaction be when this thing hits theaters?

Anyone else kinda hoping the sanic movie will take a few shots at Chris or Sonichu? The autism fit from that would be fucking glorious.

>>883864

Mass-shooting

>>884036

background needs to be tranny chris

>>884036

That looks amazing. Great work.

>>884036

I would unironcily watch this than the actual sonic movie.

>>884036

This gets me thinking. Movies are made all the time about famous or infamous people and Chris's antics are very well documented. Do you think someone down the line will actually make a CWC (((hollywood))) movie?

>>882459

Chris is gonna lose it at the premiere.

>>884490

Sonic movie looks just plain bad. Not so bad it's good bad.

>>884571

They tried making movies for e celebs and it always failed. Turns out the e celeb audience isn't interested in hollywood movies unless it's e celebs discussing them. Expect some arthouse fag to make an ironic one and that's the best you will get

>>883887

>>883887

I had read somewhere that 2 of the writers for the movie were former SA retards so they’re aware of Chris for sure and the movie is supposed to be filled with subtle humor that digs at the fandom.

>>858410

Haw many retarded bastards has Bruce Campbell produced with Hollywood camwhores over the years?

>>884934

Which raises a serious question, what happens to the rights to Chris’ life story and Sonichu back catalog when he dies? Unless barb outlives Chris and she has the opportunity to cash in on his infamy who will be next in line to cash in on his autism?

Could we be living in the correct timeline to see his hipster film critic half-brother Cole write the story of Chris’ life and sell it to Hollywood?

>>887207

There are already dozens, if not hundreds, of youtube documentaries about chris. I doubt anyone would pay money to sit in a theater when they can pull up youtube.

>>887207

Why are you so obsessed with acting like Chris is a big deal? Chris is a fat retard who walks around in a dress who most people know in passing as a tard. He's basically Jayden Smith, who people also don't give a fuck about. You're imposing your small bubble of a life on a grander stage than it deserves.

>>887207

Cole barely acknowledges Chris's existence. He's cocks living the life that ironically Chris desired the most.

>>887207

>barb outlives chris

Outside of her commiting murder suicide, i cant see this happening. I dont think cole will make a movie either. If a movie is made about CWC it will probably be made by a random outsider and the movie will be as much about the trolldom as CWC himself.

>>887363

He isnt big now. But often times things dont hit fame (or infamy) until they are over. The dust settles.

>>887363

YIFF!!!!111oneoneone

>>887370

If Chris wasn't so fucked up his only hope would be going from racist hick to beautiful tranny woman. There's just no other story worth telling here.

>>887374

what is this? did you just shit yourself, or something?

>>887363

I think we got the same story as we have with migapedes right now: everyone with any sense left the "movement" already, and only ones remaining are the most delusional and retarded. With trump supporters, we have people claiming 4d chess and unironically defending israel to spite "libtards" and what not, with camp chris, you have retards whose only claim to fame is trolling some retards for x amount of years, maybe updating the cwcki once in a while. It's too late for them to stop, that would mean facing reality, that they're no better than him, and that they wasted so many years of their lives on what is soon to be just another homeless tranny, just like r/donald users simple cannot give up and admit they got conned, because that would mean that "libtards" won. it's a special kind of hell. I know I stopped caring about chris once he started going full trans, he always went on and on about how STRAIGHT he was, and when he went full homo, that's when he admitted defeat, anything after that was pissing on his corpse

>>884575

I think cwc is too "Hardcore" for normalfags, best he's gonna get is some memey cameo in some cartoon or internet show, kinda liek sonic boom gave him a fursona in one of their episodes. A little wink and a nudge is all we're gonna get

>>887465

All it will take is one striped longsleeve shirt anywhere on screen for the internet to go nuts.

>>887465

>long winded rant about drumpf

thats our Hirtes

>>887796

Josh is only an 'ironic' Israel supporter though, because he thinks that it'll keep him from a twitter ban

>>887465

Sup hirtes you old sack of shit. Hows it feel all of us are going to outlive you by decades?

>>889500

how does it feel knowing you're obsessed over some old guy in a fursuit? you're making both josh and everybody involved with him, including the moderation staff here(who are just obsessed with him as k i w i staff, funnily enough), and yourself?

how does it feel knowing that the once-mighty cwcki now can't even deal with an furry, and sees his shadow behind every corner?

how does it feel knowing he lives in your head rent-free, and makes you all look like idiots? I'm not even him, but the fact he's causing such a ruckus makes me like him, and the fact that just saying this makes everyone drop a load in their underwear itt makes me feel even better about saying this. hirtes is unironically a better troll than anybody on foxdicks, and if nothing else, because he's causing such a shitstorm

now, let's see this post get deleted by some foxdick suck-up and prove my point, so then I can come here and post it all again tomorrow

>>890718

> I'm not even him

/cow/ - I’m not even him

>>890908

mods = gods

>>890718

you literally only enter my mind when you post in these threads. likewise cwc is a hobby, not an obsession like for you (making hundreds of twitters proves this btw you cant argue)

bye hirtes you old piece of shit. i hope you get beaten up by a pack of niggers or slip in the shower and break your hip.

>>888297

>'ironic' Israel supporter

what race is he again?

Never forget cowboys, the only person who will ever defend Hirtes is Hirtes.

>>893749

I'll be honest, Mike's new gimmick of "I like Hirtes" did make me chuckle, more so when it inevitably got the ban.

I just hope that guy who hacked his emails isn't looking for a round 2 …

>>894563

>I just hope that guy who hacked his emails isn't looking for a round 2 …

Lol at Hirtes making threats on the internet.

Megan footage leak please

>>895519

Not mike. Legit not mike. Mike is an annoying dipshit and Chris Chan is better then him. I'm not Mike. Fuck that guy.

>>895932

From the failed documentary? Is did something fucked up go down.

>>896165

foxdickfags doxxxxxxxed the director less than an hour after he started a GFM to give his movie a legitimate release instead of just another straight-to-YT shitfest so he backed away from the project and promised to eventually give the footage to someone else.

>>857729

Did Chris-Chan call projared a freak yet?

>>896741

ffs foxdickfags need to fuck off with their "ownership" of chris. At this point there needs to be a conscious effort to inform people interested in CWC from the outside to warn them about that hive of shitstains.

>>896766

chris is 2-3 days behind the rest of the world. Give him a day.

>>897204

If its any consolation, Josh has because he doesn't want to play pretend with Chris. This is after trying to help the guy sort out his life. Dudes motivations for helping chris become apparent.

>>896741

Why should the director care if he gets doxed? Worst case is he gets a few annoying calls. Making a decent movie takes a shit-ton of effort. Fielding a few prank calls is nothing.

>>897211

Because foxdicks don't know when to stop. It wouldn't just be him getting doxed, its everyone this guy has known that will get doxed too.

Doxing people like Bathtub Ross working at an elementary school is a public service. Doxing some rando's family because you can is kinda fucked up. They didn't dox the former because Josh said no, but no problem doxing the Idea Guy's family.

>>897211

I dont know if youre aware what doxing as become since it became weaponized by SJW types. They were doing shit to dox'ed people like calling their family and employer. People have lost their jobs from doxing. So assuming the director has anything of value to lose he might be weary about being doxed

>>897207

kind of? But it still a sour situation

>>897325

Well because Ideas Guy was very deliberately putting himself in the center stage of Chris trolling. The only part of Ideas Guy getting doxed that's terrible is that in the aftermath, Josh wanted to be besties as he was talking about getting Chris his own webspace to draw comics while pulling his forum, but then decided NAHHHH I DONT WANNA PLAY PRETEND WITH A RETARD as he fucked off and started doing livestreams due to those being more profitable then Chris.

Swell dude.

>>897341

And the types most likely to do that shit on KF? The lefties and the alphabet soup sexuality community. Piss one of those types off and they'll chase you forever.

>>897352

Right you fucking are. The doxing done by anons in circa 2009 is nothing like the large orchestrated and frankly downright malicious doxing. Doxing not done for lulz but to ruin someones life.

>>897357

See, ruining lives via the Internet is something that would piss off a "normal" person. If it would piss off someone who is well adjusted then it isn't funny. It's the difference between Chris raging over blue arms and Chris raging over getting conned out of $6,000.

>>897204

>ffs foxdickfags need to fuck off with their "ownership" of chris. At this point there needs to be a conscious effort to inform people interested in CWC from the outside to warn them about that hive of shitstains.

Caninecockplantations claim "ownership" of both chris and ADF, don't they?

>>897211

>>896741

The director doxed himself. He put his own fucking name on the Kickstarter.

>>897755

Well yeah he’s not some 1337 internet troll fag he was just a guy who was working on a documentary and was planning on releasing it legitimately.

I’m not defending the dude but it’s obvious that somehow (I’m assuming money) he managed to get interviews with Chris, Barb, and Megan for a documentary and he naively made a GFM page to try to raise funds to release this movie at a film festival or something and he used his real name.

Googling the guys name and looking into his background? Yeah I see nothing wrong with that but dozing the faggot and harassing him until he shuts it down makes you look like a territorial faggot who’s upset that someone might make money off Chris legitimately.

>>896741

Oh I know the project went to shit.

I was just wondering if the Megan interview was spicy or had a bombshell in it. From rumors of course.

>>897703

The only funny thing about Idea Guy was convincing Chris that Russians had invaded CWCville and that the Brianna Wu City Smasher Laser Weapon on the Moon would destroy CWCville if he didn't comply with Idea Guy's ridiculous demands.

Everything after that went beyond weening.

>>898023

Did he say it was for a film festival release, though? He and his partners claimed they wanted most of the 20 grand to fly a bunch of Youtubers who discuss Chris on their channels over to Virginia. Which just sounds like he was trying some scam.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdraft/chris-chan-vs-the-internet

>>898062

Probably not. Draft fucked it up. One of his partner said Megan put up the idea of reuniting with Chris for the documentary, but then Draft decided to be a wet blanket and shot down the idea.

>>897703

And thus spelled the death of /cow/: falling to moralfagging. You probably support deleting dox of cows that the IRC clique like enough too.

>>898486

GTFO Nickposter. Getting NEETs to tardrage on the Internetover shit most people think is petty=hilarious. Doing something that would lead to them getting SWATted=unfunny and leads to people sympathizing with the cow (see: DSP)

Go back to KF where speds like you are accepted.

>>898486

/cow/ has died so many times already that it’s death is expected you fucking nigger. The only real mystery is which other image board will it end up on next?

>>898704

Don't think people realize yet but /cow/ died already here.

It's just a corpse that hasn't been buried yet.

>>898246

Have you watched a documentary before? Most Documentaries have a lot of talking head scenes, maybe half of the movie will be talking heads. If you can you fly out to the people you want to talk to and interview them that way, but it may not be possible for you as an indie film maker to afford this. Not only do you need to travel so does your equipment. It may have been cheaper to pay for 1 room in a hotel and 1 plane ticket for a weekend to film the talking heads.

It only sounds like a scam if you don't understand how important those shots are. You need someone to explain what is going on between clips or to interject personal stories. Chris is not a reliable narrator, so you need people who are supposed to be. That way the subject can't lie their asses off without being called on it.

>>898723

True. This place will continue to decay until Chris gets arrested/Barb dies/some other lolcow does something yuge

>>899190

Oh there's something related to grids going on with Chris. Usually related to someone who likes to spam bullshit at him behind seven proxies.

>>901090

I know he's never had a shred of self-awareness, but come on now Chris.

>>901090

>people have done goofed

>dollar-fiddy

What a memelord

>>901090

That's some deep thinking. I'm on the CWC train now. #CWC2020

>>901090

He is basically saying

If people could give more money to charity he could buy more things

and if things didn't cost so much money he could buy more things

>>898738

There's no way to make a good Chris documentary, at least one that would be good for people like us who are entrenched in the autism. I'm sure something will come along eventually that highlights his antics while painting him to be a sympathetic figure and the normies will love it, but people like us need more.

Reasons an actual good documentary would never work

> Chris is too crazy and antisocial for his interviews to be good.With pretty much every interview we've seen him in he's been boring, going all the way back to Guru Larry.

> Barb is too far gone to give any insight or interesting tidbits

> Cole Smithey would refuse to do it because he despises Chris for being more famous than him.

> Megan just wants to be left alone and is only a small piece of the story anyways

The only way a documentary would be fun if it was a deep dive into who the trolls were and exposed the shit out of them. We know that at least 2-3 were trust fund babbies and it would be hilarious to see them caught up in a shitstorm

>>901769

The closest a "documentary" came to being /cow/-tier was that 15 part series on jewtube. Even then it was several hours long (which is fair because how else will you cover that cocks), and the final two parts are removed.

Something focusing on the trolls would be interesting. Chris-chan wouldn't be nearly as interesting without the trolls who turned his life into sagas.

>>901112

Some of these posts lacking self awareness are too on the nose for me to completely be convinced Chris writes all of his own tweets. We know for a fact that foxdicks have access to his Twitter.

>>901789

A Comprehensive History? That one was really good. Seems like he's going to continue working on it now

>>901769

I bet you I could make an interesting Chris documentary and you would all love it.

>Get Chris on board to go to a furry convention

>Get him to agree you can film him for the weekend and the trip

>Road trip with Chris to go to the convention filming all the way

>Film him at the convention, including going to the chris chan panel

>Throw him a surprize party in the hotel room

>Film him on the way home

>Film him for a few days once he's home

That's it. All you would need. You don't try to tell his whole back story because it's too long and autistic, you simply show Chris being Chris in an over the top weird environment. You will easily get 90 minutes of weird people interacting with Chris or Chris being weird himself.

You don't make the documentary about Chris being Chris. You make a documentary about Chris's convention trip. At very worst you slide in more convention footage and some online interviews filmed after talking about the convention.

But yea, it's not a difficult thing to do, it's only a problem if you try to get autistic. A bog standard freak show made for TV 60 minute documentary about a tranny going to a brony convention would be the best angle.

>>901805

Josh gave up to focus on being a Metokur ripoff, Captain might still be involved in Chris's life, who knows.

>>902033

C'mon now, Josh isn't a Metokur ripoff. He has to actually be kind of entertaining to rip off Metokur.

>>902035

>Wannabe Jim ripoff who wants Jim Senpai to both notice him and become a prolific member of foxdick Farms

fixed. What does Jim think about his thread anyways?

>>902037

Jim did a stream taking the piss out of the whole doxing him. Decided to credit some pothead Star Wars fan instead of Josh and Josh decided to become the successor to the Wizard of Poz so Jim would talk about how great KF was and bu extension Josh. What Josh doesn't understand is that Jim is paying heed to the outline behind the curtain and that using Jim as a shield gets your private convos leaked.

>>902043

Is Josh still besties with Coach Boomer Spic?

>>902069

Not really. I can't find his alt channel but he made a passive-aggressive video about how Josh and KF punch down on people who can't defend themselves without outright saying who they are. He's not wrong, but I would've called them A-Logging faggots instead.

>>902033

Yeah but Marvin and Captain both still has the keys to the tardmobile so to speak. Captain has used Chris’ twitter in the past to dox Lucas the troon and Marvin’s entire livelihood is Chris so I wouldnt be surprised if he uses chris’ twitter to keep the legend alive so to speak.

>>898526

>Nickposter

>being a moralfag that clearly does not belong on an imageboard and has no concept of imageboard culture

>>902210

Yeah, I know what things are about. Posting the social and credit scores of people you don't like is going to lead to doxing getting banned here. Go to /baphomet/ to start your personal army against Boom or whatever the hell his name is.

>>898704

>>898723

>>898883

This place is no different than 4chan: Died to cancer, and yet still technically exists. There is so many KF faggots lurking and posting here, might as well call it /foxdick/. And don't get me started on the IBS nonsense, this isn't even pre-cancer /b/, this is post 2015 /pol/

>>899192

I assume you mean me. I am not hirtes, but I do support him, and think he is funny, and faggots like you shitting themselves over him prove my point.

I would just like to say that I like hirtes, and I think he is funny, and no matter how many times some retarded redditor who moderates here will remove my posts, I will always come back to spread the word of fox

I find it hard to believe the farms has more users than /cow/.

>>901789

the down the rabbit hole was very tastefully done. but its years and years behind now.

>>902019

this is a good idea. chris engaged in his passion and not just sulking in his lair would make for better interaction. and also having in public places (talk to him at mcdonalds) prevents any kind of too-of-the-rails shit.

>>902484

It's mostly due to Josh sabotauging 8chan during the Infinity Next debacle. Nobody could use the site for long periods of time, so a lot of people fucked off of 8chan as a whole.

Fuck you, Josh. I hope Ukraine arrests you.

>>903285

>bi-sexual

Just a fancy word for gay.

>>902981

And it didn't give any one a chance to tell people where to go, but in fact of course. Hot wheels deserved to be fucked when he trusted a pleb like Josh. He could have just said no, this doesn't work and reloaded a back up 24 hours previous and saved his site. I wonder if the deformed little freak did it on purpose because he lost control of his site and it didn't suck his liberation cocktail sausage.

>>903285

No Chris, you were groomed and abused by weirdos for 10 years. You were born a straight man and then got converted through mental abuse and rebuilding of your personality. MK Ultra hasn't got shit on you.

>>903555

A reminder that when Josh was let go, his first actions were to try and throw shade at HW for conspiring with Jim to steal his code or whatever delusion he seriously believes

>>903563

Wasn't it already 12 months delayed at that point?

>>903567

Yes. Why anyone would want Josh's code - code that he didn't fully write - is beyond me

Niggers and jews.

>>903934

Yeah, yeah, bad news. But what does this have to do with Chris?

>>903441

But it's very fancy.

>>906729

8/21 for the next hearing. So when the judge obviously rules in favor of debtors does anyone have what kind of time frame for CWC to start losing property? I figure an assessment would be in order but that sure as shit will rapidly conclude he doesnt have much.

As I said like 3 threads back. He'll lose the house/property cause nothing else besides his car has any value.

>>906729

They can't legally garnish his SSDI. I guess just grab anything that goes into his bank account?

>>906736

Nigger they aren’t going to take his possessions all he has to his name is a bunch of cheap plastic Chinese crap and the house belongs to Barb so they can’t touch it.

However, they will subpoena his bank records and since Chris ignored everyone who told him to get a second bank account for eBay/paypig monies, the state will see his money rolling in from different places and the burden is on Chris to prove which money is tugboat money and which is from revenue streams that can be garnished. Chris being a literal retard probably won’t do this and will end up having his whole account garnished monthly or maybe even weekly.

>>906973

I was thinking things like his game consoles. TV. Jewelry. Obviously it will not put much of a dent in the debt. You raise a very good point, the state will soon find out CWC is making a lot of money he isnt supposed to. Its very likely he will end up losing SSDI cash that is being treated as ebay cash.

We can agree that CWC is royally fucked here. For the first time actually totally fucked.

>>908989

>She felt my soul and heard me, like a breath in the wind

So was he dreaming or is he actually beginning to stalk women at night?

>>908989

The first part looks like he cribbed it from a text on lucid dreaming. Not surprising, a lot of people on the verge of psychosis experiment with lucid dreaming as they're similar states:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4783408/

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Neo-Revelations-Chris-chan-Framed-Pokemon-Art-Christine-Chandler-Signed-Sonichu/303008037540

Why does this guy have so much cwc shit up for sale?

>>912559

He bought Chris's Pokemon binder last year and is selling it piecemeal.

>>908989

Chris always escalates the madness.

Always.

He's like Simon from Gurren Lagann but with insanity instead.

Chris has posted a 10+ tweet apology to Mary Lee Walsh. I feel like we're caught in a loop now.

>>912879

He sold too early, it would’ve been much easier to sell for much higher prices when he drops dead in a decade or so.

>>913430

Aren't we all?

I cannot remember the names of people I knew in high school or college let alone my petty dramas with them. Sad his entire persona is built on what happened over a decade ago.

>>913524

>high priority responsibilities

The absolute madlad.

Furthermore, gotta love him saying it's all water under the bridge while simultaneously criticizing her for his entire reason for making her his defacto villainess. Classic Chris.

>>915929

I would

>>913524

The "apology" to MLW was backhanded as fuck. Not to mention the imposter retcon in the comics is a mindfuck because Chris replaced all instances of MLW's name with "Slaweel".

>>915929

Do you think it's triggering trannies when they see what a girl them would look like then see the neckbeard they have instead?

If Chris could do his fucking hair he could have had a decent pictue there, but his hair is such a mess he fucks it up.

Where's the dog from?

>>916538

No, instead I believe it rather fuels their delusion. That is what Chris sees in the mirror and believes himself to look like. Now he can just post a photo and say that's what he looks like, and fuel his fantasy.

>>915929

I bet Chris thinks he really looks like this

>>916653

He thinks his OC's are married to him and that he can interact with a parallel dimension full of fictional characters.

Anything is possible with his diseased brain.

>>916664

I'm not convinced Chris believes that as much as he's a man child playing pretend.

>>916538

>Where's the dog from?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clover_and_Snoopy

>>918319

>when will you learn

<NEVER!

At least he's honest about it.

>>918319

>ALOL

Why does he add the A?

>>916665

I dont know. his constant and public insane ramblings suggests he truly holds this worldview. We have all known chris was mentally unwell for a while. This tomboy bullshit simply tipped him over the edge. Plenty of functioning people that "transition" have become lunatics.

>>919331

I wanna see a proper psyche report of current day Chris. The one he got around high school seemed to indicate there wasn't any crazy under the surface.

Christ it's weird to think that examining Chris' brain might teach us shit about the human brain.

>>919447

I was discussing CWC with a friend that has followed his shenanigans for the last years. He mentioned its possible that CWC has a unique mental disorder. That being raised in such popculture media heavy worldview and having low IQ + autism + god knows what else has created someone with a very different kind of insanity. A total disconnect from reality that enters one of his own creation based on various shows/cartoons/videogames. That and the constant internet trolling that also leaked into the real world. Armchair psychology, I know. But still its possible. In no other time in history has flights of fancy flown in such flocks.

Has anyone ever lived a life quite like chris?

>>919447

The problem with this is we all know he's fucking crazy because he dresses as a woman. But no one can say that about him in a report

>>919331

>Why does he add the A

Chris is known to have very poor grammar and spelling. Him adding an A isn't surprising.

>>919447

True, Chris could be a good scientific breakthrough/discovery in Psychology. His mental state is very unique, it isn't ordinary manic depressant or mere phobias.

Chris reposted his "Merge Survival Guide" on twitter.

If he's trolling it's by far the most clever move he's made in his lifetime.

>>915929

>Chris-Chan sex change filter looks like my ex

>>920409

yeah thats the one, and considering the "sonichu?" video. Definitely sega of america has people on the inside all to aware of CWC.

>>920451

It must be like a very personal cursed image.

This thread is about to start autosaging

>>920409

I think it is just generic biggest fan reference, but official sega twitter once tweeted something about sonichu.

>>920534

>tan arms

I think it's a chris reference. Keep in mind that they would want to be at least somewhat subtle if doing that and well, this is kindof a perfect wink and nod

>>883074

kek

>>920534

Sonichu is referenced in a official video but it's by no bodies at Sega.

Chris is part of the ardvark but so is every other furry faggot. Chris is just what you see in it.

>>920534

>>920561

The story editor for that episode is aware of Chris, so it's likely a CWC reference.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog#Sonic_Boom_writer_jokes_about_Sonichu

What if Chris is somehow right about the Dimensional Merge? What'll you do in the world of your favorite fictional characters & OC's?

This isn't rocket science faggots, we go create a new 8ch board called /c197/ or /merge/, we fill it with posts of people getting excited about the merge, and then you get Chris' attention drawn to it. Unfortunately the only way to do that is invest money in him unless you have a vagina and honestly I think he's too far gone for that.

>>920900

>it's by no bodies at Sega.

You mean nobodies, right? You don't put a space between "no" and "bodies" in nobodies.

How was Chris able to function more or less normally at Manchester High School but sperged the fuck out completely at PVCC? What was the snapping point?

>>923687

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Love_Quest

>>923687

Public schools have higher tolerance for tards due to the fact that they can’t really kick Chris out of high school without looking like huge dbags so they choose the diplomatic route since they all have to coexist for 4 years. Colleges however are usually private institutions that can very easily just kick you out of school and take your tuition. Also remember Chris had a group of normie girls who tolerated him so he felt like he had friends. It wasn’t until Chris was in college that he even realized that boys should get girlfriends so they can get married and have kids buy a house etc. and that’s what sparked the love quest

>>923570

I have no idea what it takes to make a new board here and I am intensely wanting this to happen.

>>923744

Public schools can't kick out tards because section 9 is (((inclusive))) to everyone. Which basically fucks any one trying to run a functional school unless they want to be hit with funding cuts.

Aren't there love quest stories before college though?

His "tolerating" friends got paid to hang out with him, basically a school babysitter.

>>923951

>Public schools can't kick out tards because section 9 is (((inclusive))) to everyone. Which basically fucks any one trying to run a functional school unless they want to be hit with funding cuts.

Feels good not being a plebeian nor an Amerimutt.

>His "tolerating" friends got paid to hang out with him

Was his father the one who paid those lowlifes?

>>924035

It’s unclear of what actually happened due to the fact that the foxdickfag Thetan who in addition to sweetheart trolling Chris also admitted on the farms that she contacted Chris via email pretending to be his high school gal pals and told him that Bob paid them to be his friend. She claimed to be doing this in order to “help Chris get over it”.

Interesting how Thetan and Trashraider never got doxxxxxxxed yet they dox every retard now that does less damage to Chris

>>924059

>She claimed to be doing this in order to “help Chris get over it”.

Interesting to see how KFer end up resorting to moralfaggotry to try to solve their cognitive disonances and prove that bullying is a good thing, or some other shit like to not feel guilty.

More proof that KFer are cucked moralfaggots.

Chris finally addressed the lack of cocks on his paypig and TLDR is he’s stressed out about the dimensional merge and that he doesn’t need to find a job because managing the merge is his job now and then he goes on a long rant about how he’s more important than normies because he’s artistic and creative and that’s why he doesn’t need a job.

http://archive.is/Y4kG5

>>924123

Dammit the archive fucked up the page format, just go here:

https://www.paypig.com/posts/why-is-cocks-27578683

>>924283

When is the merge going to ever happen? I remember there being a date but it was miraculously “delayed” iirc

>>924410

I believe December 18th was the day he claimed for the merge.

>>924529

Chris has a lot of mounting stress. He’s got a court date coming up for a debt garnishment and Bronycon is approaching are two stresses that immediately pop in my head and this is just escapism.

>>923951

None have ever surfaced that I know of. Seems that having galpals through high school, paid off or otherwise, helped keep his crazy in check somehow.

Or maybe it only bolstered it for later.

Subscribe to Pewdiepie

>>924549

Is this for the 4th debt lawsuit or did he get another one?

Having weird social crimes swept under the rug because he's crazy I get. But the amount of times he gets away scratch-free for not paying companies for his overspending blows my mind.

>>924748

So if you were a ween, you would want to find the poor guy Bank of America responsible for his case and show him all the e-dollars Chris has been getting.

>>924856

Not necessary. The bank only has to hand over the records to the credit bureau and they’ll look into it. Once the court date comes if the topic of other income streams arises the burden of proof will be on Chris to prove which money is tugboat money and which wages are garnishable. Given chris’ track record this will go either really good or really bad.

>>924557

There aren't debtor's prisons, you can go pretty far if you don't mind never living normally. That includes a misery of constant court appearances, a nightmare of red tape and never being able to plan anything involving money ahead of time unless you pay in cash.

>>924748

The only thing more surreal than an encyclopedia devoted to Chris Chan is that Chris Chan himself uses it to remind himself about his own life.

One more video. Chris is on a hot streak today.

>>924799

I love that this is the followup to the multipost "DON'T WANNA WORK" extravaganza. Who knew God CPUs had to beg for so much cash.

>>925176

When hasn't Chris seemingly had a cargo cult level of understanding of any subject that isn't Sanic or Pokemon?

>>924059

Did Thetan play Katy and recorded conversations with Barb at the rental house?

>>924999

That art is horrifying. This is why I stick to Japanese stuff only

>>925249

Yes, she was the one who sweetheart saga’d Chris and provided the audio tape of her on a date with her cousin (aka SkyRaider91) chaperoning.

Interesting how they dox everyone under the sun who contacts Chris but they got a free pass.

>>924999

>>924959

>Chris is slowly evolving into Jim Jones and founding his new religion, the Church of Chrisology,

It happened before. A good example of how youtube skeptic community acts/new atheism community acts. They bashed religious people for being sheep’s and dogmatic. Yet they blindly send money to new atheist/skeptic e-celebs.( Infamously Richard Dawkins told his followers to send him money instead of an old homeless feeding charity because he found they worked with churches which they did.) and attacking other skeptic/atheists for being atheistic enough. Pop culturalism is a cancer. That spergs society's made their religion without realizing it.

>>924529

So much this. Once his mom dies and the letters start showing up he will start begging more than ever before. One of two things will happen, the coyote cocks will float him for a bit. Or he wont receive a single red cent.

>>924549

I have my suspicion his name is passed around in join blacklists. I wouldnt be surprised if he melts down at the door when they wont let him in.

>>924748

>>924557

Oh he hasnt "gotten away with it" its just the legal system is slow. Money talks, and even a tard cant escape debts. He will end up homeless because of it. The street is the new debtors prison

>>925326

Can always put in another fake sexual assault claim like last Bronycon. Shame we didn't get a video of that.

>>924959

go listen to the jim jones recordings near the end its uncanny.

>>925366

why doesn't someone contact social services with his twitter and facebook or something?

>>924999

>Church of Chrisology

How about Chris-Chanity, or the Church of Chris Chan and the latter day Sonichus?

>>925323

I watch some of their videos when Game Gate was picking up steam. I guess you get what you pay for with free cocks on the internet, but it was all so fucking boring and superficial. It's all a bunch of morons who read the Wikipedia cliffnotes of a topic and then agree with each other. I think people like this braindead crap, they treat e-celebs like surrogate friends, like someone you would have a beer with and talk about inoffensive stuff that you both agree on.

>>925323

This is why I think atheism is a religion too even though atheists deny that it is a religion. For people who don't believe in God, they sure do complain about him a lot.

>>925488

Chris freeloaded off the tax payers money for your sins!

>>925488

There was a guy sho did good videos on Atheism+. He used a skull as his avatar but I haven't listened to him for a while. There's also that faggot who's name I don't recall who is a cop and did the same shit.

People need something to believe in, it's a fundamental part of being human. If you kill God you create a replacement God to fill the void.

>>926583

They selectively complain about religion :^)

YOU ARE ALL BEING USED AS PAWNS IN A MUCH LARGER GAME!

Has any one asked Chris why he changed his God given name? That autist has made more Chris documentary episodes and it made me wonder. How come Chris stopped believing his god given 2nd name was his true name?

>>926996

>>926996

Care to elaborate faggot?

>>927003

The Bear told him to

Chris' ebay account has been banned. I expect Chris to take his business to Facebook Marketplace as soon as he can get the debt garnishment court date behind him. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Marvin or Captain advised Chris to delete the account due to the fact he has a court date tomorrow.

>>930014

2 months is very generous. Chris is like a man wandering a vast desert. The debt vulture are circling patiently. Once the garnishment begins he will rapidly be unable to pay anything. His foolish focus on maintaining his net presence means he will do whatever he can to keep at least his cellphone plan up. Especially as a means to beg. However that means he will not have money for other things. Food. Power. Etc. Hes going to absolutely lose it once he realizes hes facing starvation if he keeps up his CPU Goddess BS. Or he will become disconnected if he wants to not fucking starve/be homeless. If chris truly realizes he will lose internet (all that he is and has been) he might have a real existential crisis.

>>930216

WEW, another wound in a bloodied animal. Also probably, im sure the coyote cocks are doing whatever they can to avoid a full on garnishment. It might be too little too late.

Is this going to be an actual trial or just another lame push back? I want to see some actual court shenanigans dammit.

>>930227

Did Chris rape your dog? I know he's a piece of shit but you seem like you have a personal grudge against him.

>>930386

No its not that. Its more like putting down a wounded dog at this point. I just want the saga of CWC to end because of just how off the rails he is now. Bob is spinning in his grave.

Also he reflects everything truly horrible about the regressive left.

>>930227

>>930497

Hi, Hirtes!

>>930497

So what are the odds that Chris winds up in Section 8 rather than the street?

>>930555

nice trips, but no.

>>930569

in his state? very low. section 8 is taken up by nig nogs.

>>930555

>>930386

Don't respond to retards like this, retard. Now the whole thread will be shit up

>>930726

If this man is a retard, and I'm a retard for responding to a retard, wouldn't that make you retarded too?

>>930227

foxdick attended the court date, here's his account:

https://archive.is/MSBNI

>>930817

>the constant noisemaking in court

>Barb keeps trying to shut him up

>complaints about "hairy legs"

>fidget spinner

Chris is going to be a babbling maniac in a year at this rate.

>>923554

You talk like it wasn't one yet.