/cow/ - Lolcows

I am curious if hes been blacklisted. He might not even be allowed in the front door.

If he is allowed in im positive he'll be kicked out for attempting to in essence street preach his dimension merge bullshit on the floor. Or he'll do something else inappropriate.

I wonder if Chris will top what he did at TooManyGames? Or if Null will eventually let go of Chris when Chris inevitably fucks up again on his own?

Are any wranglers going there with him to keep him under control (besides his friends, which are probably barely better than himself)?

>>954772

Or someone who isn't me will say he tried to exposed his penis to a woman in the womens bath room again

>>954772

>I am curious if hes been blacklisted

People are blowing out of proportions what happened last time. He tried to kiss a guy and curled up when security came, that's it. I'm sure the security has seen much bigger spergouts at cons, and as for the kiss thing, since it's a guy he tried to kiss and since Chris has tranny status it will be just brushed away.

>>954978

He also got accused of showing his dick to a woman in the bathroom. It wasn't the kissing which got security on high alert. It was the exposure thing.

>>954987

Evidence?

>>955072

check the thread.

>>954873

Null gave up months and months ago on Chris in order to focus on his streaming and the captain disappeared too. Any white knights working Chris behind the scenes are currently unknown. besides Marvin of course

>>954987

hirtes was in last years CWC at Bronycon thread and kept swearing that he tried to show his dick to a child on the women’s restroom but there is absolutely no evidence to prove it beyond some retard on /cow/ making claims with no proof.

>>955128

So let's wrap this up - who the fuck was the Captain and how was he somehow immune from the other speds screaming that he's trying to "own" Chris? Guy seemed to come from nowhere and was suddenly in the PVCC.

>>955159

I'm too lazy to do the digging but it exists if you want to go many, many threads back.

He's a lolcow who wanted to do an interview with Megan, who got doxed with a thread that only went for one page. So he bought Chris's ring and told him that it's an infinity stone to wrestle him from Joshua Wise (aka someone who's still more successful then you in terms of Chris trolling, mike)

Because Josh wanted to get in with trolling Chris, he then struck a bargin with the dude to take down his thread. His dox still exist and you should totally post them because Captain is as big of a sped as you are.

Hope you enjoy bronycon!

also im wrong >>955106 is mike. people have been calling out captain, hollywoods hulk hogan being the most notable.

captain and marvin have sad lives.

>>955159

Captain was a foxdick sperg who bought Chris' class ring and he used this to get an in with Chris and get him to spill the beans on him being extorted by the Idea Guys by feeding into his dimensional merge delusions. ( I believe he basically told Chris that the ring he bought from him was an infinity stone and Chris vomited dimensional autism all over his text messages from there)

Null offered his help after Captain relayed the story to him of the Idea Guys extortion but Null refused to play make believe so Chris cut him out pretty quickly. Null didn't seem to give a shit about it and moved on to streaming.

There's some sperg in past CWC threads here who would spout some conspiracy about how Captain was a former foxdick who got halal'd but came back under a different screename for being a furry who stalked Megan and had his thread deleted for saving Chris but he never posted any proof of it and it was probably Hirtes anyways so nobody believed it.

What we do know is he was always on standby when Chris needed help. In fact when Chris' van broke down on the way home from last Bronycon he made a plea for donations on the farms and got Chris a sizeable chunk of money for a tow truck in less than fifteen minutes. He got burned and lied to by Chris over and over and every time it happened he swore it was the last time but it never was until he finally just disappeared all together from the farms. Nobody knows if he quit the farms because he started getting shit from fellow farmers for meddling in his life and wanted to do it in private or if he just got bored of Chris as well but what's known for sure is someone got a hold of Chris' twitter after Captain disappeared and doxxxxxxxed the teen tranny squad; the underage high school kids who bought Chris' rule 34 porn for a thousand dollars (which was procured from Lukas' mom's sugar daddy allegedly) and smoked weed with him and provided us with the video of Chris making out with his imaginary wife while stoned as fuck. Lukas claimed it was the Captain.

>>955265

>There's some sperg in past CWC threads here who would spout some conspiracy about how Captain was a former foxdick who got halal'd but came back under a different screename for being a furry who stalked Megan and had his thread deleted for saving Chris but he never posted any proof of it and it was probably Hirtes anyways so nobody believed it.

Actually, this shit is true. Really regret not saving the evidence.

>>955265

>There's some sperg in past CWC threads here who would spout some conspiracy about how Captain was a former foxdick who got halal'd

Yeah I think we just met him.

Thanks. Usual KF turn on anyone who gets too close to Chris without Jewsh or Canine's blessing. I guess I'm just baffled why this guy was different.

> Lukas claimed it was the Captain

That was a wild twist at the end. Thanks anon.

>>955270

Honest to god it might have been. Josh was the guy who posted the screed in new years in some asinine idea that it might get Chris to shut up about the dimensional merge. You can tell it's Josh due to him doxing these people in a "Tee hee don't harass them" sense cuz he's edgy and shit

>>955270

>Usual KF turn on anyone who gets too close to Chris without Jewsh or Canine's blessing. I guess I'm just baffled why this guy was different

Captain got a lot of slack from the farms early on because he broke the story of Idea Guys extortion and continued to bring cocks for a while but after a while it dried up and then he started getting caught in lies about cocks that came out and it turned out he already knew about it etc hoarding faggotry etc

And I don't think he necessarily had Marvin's blessing, Marvin is too much of a passive pussy to start shit on the farms for some reason rates self thunk-provoking so he'll just ignore most people and passive aggressively rate people dumb or autistic.

Hollywood Hogan would consistently call him out (who was much cooler once he stopped LARPing as Hulk Hogan on the forum) as well as Sneasel.

TLDR he was given the benefit of the doubt for a while but he had enough self awareness to disappear before everyone truly got sick of his shit.

>>954709

I honestly can't imagine a fucking brony convention isn't well prepared for autistic tantrums.

>>955456

>I honestly can't imagine a fucking brony convention isn't well prepared for autistic tantrums.

They can be any worse than how furries handle con tantrums and riots.

>>955128

>>955260

Are you retarded? I just told you someone who isn't me alerted the convention to Chris's penis exposing. Not everyone who tries to fuck with Chris is some namefag from foxdick or Chris's life. Some people just want to fuck with him and his cult following when you've only ever posted about him on /cow/ anonymously and have never been given nor taken a name.

If you had any sense of oldfag in you then you might enjoy doing the same in the upcoming bronycon. Make a throwaway email, use a vpn and send accusations to the convention's support email. It will make them send security after him to question him as long as you make it something believable. Don't claim rape but saying he exposed himself to you or was kissing you without permission is perfect. If you get enough reports he will get kicked out or given an official tard wrangler.

>>955456

The people running bronycon are also autistic retards. Security is usually functional and can deal with the spergouts when requested but don't think the convention owners are much better than Chris. Just look at Dashcon and Fur forest for examples of convention staff.

>>955265

Did the weed activate Chris's mental health problems and send him into a delusional state where he believes his imagination is real?

>>955581

Telling people that Chris exposed his dick to people is a Mike tactic. Dude can't live with the idea of Chris being happy for even a moment.

>>955581

also

>implying Marvin wont get some diaper shitting bronyfag like Jai to tard wrangle Chris again

>Implying you arn't filling bronycons inbox with this shit too

Not your personal army, Mike. You know, normal people who just want to watch where the trainwreck will end up are fine with Chris being happy for a bit. Then again, I don't think living in a section 8 apartment where niggers steal your TV is "normal" at all. Actually, I'd call that being more of a loser then Chris is. Chris at least is loved, albiet ironically.

>>955581

I don't know what weed did to Chris, Mike but maybe you could use some. Maybe a roach might help with you deal with the roaches coming in from DeShaunda and Tyreek's apartment?

>>955581

Hirtes is making an appearance early this year in the CWC Bronycon thread. Is it true you’ll be attending Mikey or did the niggers who surround your section 8 apartment steal your nest egg?

>All these IBS niggers think only e celebs can fuck with people

>None of them remember the peak of trolling on the internet where you needed no reason to troll a retard other than for the julay

Where did cows become nothing but e celeb drama?

>>955622

Because we arn't your personal army, dipshit. Go wrangle KF and tell them to spam Chris's inbox if you so desire

Oh, wait, shit…

>>955622

Trolls also didn't announce they were going to fuck with someone too. They just did it. You're so desperate to be Clyre Cash and it is obvious.

*Clyde Cash.

>>955581

>If you get enough reports he will get kicked out or given an official tard wrangler.

In both cases, the potential of chris actually doing some fucked up shit during the con goes down to 0. why would you do that?

>>955636

Because the idea of Chris having fun for even a moment makes Mike slit his wrists

>>955636

Chris dancing with no one isn't very entertaining. Having a mental break down because he spent all his tugboat on a con and got kicked out the first day is.

>>955639

>I ONLY WANT CHRIS TO SUFFER! MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING!

Grow up and get a job.

>>955640

>White knighting a retard

Have sex.

>>955639

making him sperg and getting him kicked out sounds more fun in fact of course, specially if it's caught on camera.

*have

Jesus Fucking Christ, I cannot type today

>>955641

>>955643

Not being a NEET supported everyday by a government giving you the worst living conditions imaginable rocks.

And please don't samefag, mike. You even admitted to using VPNs earlier in the thread. We know it's you, there are only a half dozen people who post on Chris threads, so anyone who comes in with the intent to either harm the fat dumpy tranny is likely yourself, who is Mike Hirtes. Nobodys going to go along with your plan, and if you're so sure of yourself being able to get someone who has commited no actual offenses to bronycon on the two times in a row he went kicked out then maybe you should do it yourself and then brag about it when it never happens.

And then get a job, as well as a shower.

Isn't it Jewish who's obsessed with Hertis and claims every post he doesn't like is by him?

>>955660

Are you the sperg from the Britney thread who got bored and came over here or something? Can you look into IPs please Jews?

>>955581

Why did your tard wrangler let you off your leash for this? Have you ever fooled a single person with your Master of Disguise act?

>>955662

>if I misspell my own name it will prove I'm not me!

Galaxy brain nibba here.

Holy shit, A-Log just issued an apology. Can Hirtes ever find the balls to do the same?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZu7C9gglaQ

>>955791

No, because even before this he seems to have generally moved on from Chris Chan. He's kindof the face of being a tryhard trollshield, but it's partially due to convenience. Surprisingly, not a lot of people know the root of the term "A-Log".

A-Log has shit going on in his life I imagine. He even mentioned that a friend split from him in the video, which means of one that he has friends. Mike? No, all he has is an infamous rep and nothing else to live for except a dream of being Chris's number one troll.

Mike has a sadder life then Chris. Not a revelation, it's even been pointed out in this thread, but it's still fucking amazing.

>this time it's gonna be the big one guise, chris is gonna rape/murder/an hero for sure this time!!!1

Getting boring of tards expecting Chris to fully snap, he is not that stupid.

>>955803

>A-Log has shit going on in his life I imagine.

The true irony here is that A-Log himself is no longer an A-Log.

>>955834

He won't snap until Barb dies.

>>956540

You the man, HH. Sadly we already saw Mike fuck off otherwise we'd have a user who's totally not him denying that this is him.

>>956540

Over/under on how many times Hirtes has reported this to mods?

>>956575

This. Barb is the key. Once she dies Chris will lose any and all grounding he had. On top of that the creditors will swoop in. Expect lots of happenings.

>>956662

No.

Like his delusions will probably be amped up but he's in good hands thanks to sad people like Marvin who feel obligated to bail him out

>>956665

Not even that can keep him going. He won't be able to live exclusively on donations and selling his useless crap. I hate to use this term here but for Chris "Winter is coming".

>>956893

I'm not massively in touch with the whole cwc history but arent there people at this point in time who would adopt him and house him as a curiosity or for e-fame?

I hear that someone paid for Chris' trip to Bronycon.

I also hear that when you pour water into Sonichu's gas tank, Sonichu starts to act funny.

>>957141

There's been talk amongst those who follow him of getting him to appear on Dr. Phil though a lot of them think it's a bad idea.

can somebody just slash chris's tires when he is at bronycon?

>>957194

Sure would be a shame if someone reported this to ebay saying there's evidence he plans to scam people.

>>957141

Marvin on KF is actually Canine. He's basically going to get Chris into a group home once Barb kicks it, because much like Mike he has no life outside of the fat dumpy tranny.

He has Mike's dream life and masturbation fantasy as he also has all of Chris's passwords and banking information. As such I would not worry too much about the fate of Chris. It's going to suck for him when Barb kicks it because it means less legos and toys but well, fatass should have grown up 18 fucking years ago

>>957196

Chris himself lost his account but if Jacob starts an eBay account to sell other people’s merchandise there is nothing in the TOS against selling other people’s merchandise with their consent. It’s actually a pretty good idea.

>>957236

Correct, but threatening to scam people on the other hand.

>>957231

Maybe someone has the info and will smash and grab the tranny's toy box.

>>956540

He looks like Eggy wearing a bad toupee. As blackpilled too.

>>954873

>>954919

>Null

As in nullo?

>>957367

Null may act like he has no balls sometimes but his are very much physically intact if suffocated by his quads.

>>957367

As in Null the owner of KF. As far as what Chris has planned, my guess is he will try to make up with the brony analysts and VAs who blocked him on Twitter as well as try to convince the people associated with the show that it needs to continue for 5 more seasons because he talked to the downies in the alternate dimension about it. The closing ceremonies could be interesting and may cause a tantrum comparable to his HS graduation when he felt he deserved an award for his art and didn't get one.

>>956540

Wait holy shit is this an actual photo of Hirtes?

>>957104

>Option 1

That's very possible for Chris to become a hobo. He pretty much will be another addition to America's growing homeless population.

>Option 2

I really don't know if Chris is mentally unstable enough to kill himself. He has had times where he does sperg out or feel defeated but I really don't seem him being suicidal.

>Option 3

If Chris does find some other city or town in Virginia, he probably could end up hitching with someone (whether they are a white knight or troll is up in speculation).

>like that one sweetheart that led to him going to a city

If you mean BlueSpike when he conned Chris into driving all the way to Cleveland, Ohio to help some "sweetheart". Yes, that can happen as well. That little kid really gave Chris a big experience in crossing beyond Virginia.

>Option 4

Chris ending up a slave to somebody is another possible choice. Like what I mentioned before, BlueSpike was able to manipulate Chris to do whatever (send him on a fruitless trip to Ohio, sticking a sonichu medallion up his ass, etc.) then someone with the same mindset could manipulate Chris to do whatever they want.

I really do think Options 1 and 4 are the most possible outcomes coming after Barb kicks the bucket.

>>955622

When the IRC clique running this board let IBS take over and stopped caring.

>>958035

Literally anyone can fuck with Chris, for proof look at the idea guys or teen tranny squad. You have to have a hook in order to get his attention which unfortunately these days is usually money and even then if you don't say anything interesting he'll give you 5 minutes of his time for your donation and then ignore you forever.

The difference here is that Hirtes is a fat furry boomer faggot who thinks he's the supervillain to Chris' CPU Goddess faggotry and would probably give his left nut to be the next Clyde Cash. If you want to troll Chris just do it faggot don't sit here and try to get everyone else to do the work for you and then throw a shitfit when nobody wants to be your personal army.

Kinda funny how Hirtes fucked off after that photo was posted though, isn't it?

>>958182

>Join new thread

>Say you fucked with Chris and plan to again

>Ask if any one else wants to join in

>Immediately get spammed by white knights and idiots screaming about e celebs

Yea, must of been Hirtes. Couldn't possibly be someone looking to have some fun with a cow and making some OC. Was just some alog faggot who got bullied out of the thread.

Self fulfilling prophecy of faggotry. Everyone is an e celeb because you drive off everyone who might actually do something interesting so the only people left in the thread are you discord trannies trying to out each other by using strangers as the bait. It's worse than Reddit here now.

>>958014

I suggest an Option 5. Chris-Chan grows more violent and pulls a randy stair to meet sonichu.

>>958200

Stand by, Hirtes is ramping up the 'tism again.

>>958182

>>958255

Why do you give him so much attention? With a new IP each time, too. It's not some fake theory from a wannabe eceleb that foxdickfags dox people not from their group that troll chris.

>>955803

As someone who occasionally creeps A-Log on Facebook, he's genuinely moved on from Chris. He lives in Florida, and works at a car wash, still doing his unfunny radio show. He still has his spergy tendencies, but he also has real life friends to share it with (hell, he's still friends with his old sperg nakama WackyBen86 and Islaverde29). I'm happy A-log was able to find some stability in his life.

>inb4 HI A-LOG

>>958255

>Null "hoarding Chris cocks"

This is true though, defending foxdicks fags is pretty gay

Is it wrong to want Barb to kick the bucket so the big lulz can come faster?

>>959137

Only barely. Josh has moved on to streaming and has no interest in trying to improve Chris's life like he imagined.

Dude wanted Chris to be profitable so he could skim some off the top because KF was financially fucked at the time. It's since improved to the point where he's making a little bit of money so don't go expecting KF to die anytime soon or like ever.

>>959293

Nobody who tries to help Chris doesn't eventually give up because that pig just wants money and tard toys and will completely ignore every bit of advice you try to give him. He'll always have some new stupid mother willing to try to help him though.

>>959314

In order for chris to genuinely be helped he needs professional altruistic help. Not some random internet schmuck that ultimately hopes to make money/fame off of his name. And thats the core of the problem. Josh and other fags want CWC to fundamentally be CWC, just operating more smoothly. Someone that really wants to help Chris wants him to become a normal person. Not CWC that we all know.

>>959149

Okay so what the fuck is with this guy. The CWCki doesnt say much about Jacob.

>>959356

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jacob_Sockness

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jacob_Sockness

TLDR he’s a mega autist from SF who’s been an outsider artist for years but has now developed a super unhealthy fascination with Chris and nobody can tell how serious he truly is.

>>958219

That option also can happen as well. Since Chris used to have a megatron toy that turned into a gun. That he used as an effigy to wanting to kill Adam Stackhouse for winning the Parappa the Rapper contest a long time ago.

>>954709

Who is he hiring for the drawings, or did he learn to draw?

>>959293

> so don't go expecting KF to die anytime soon or like ever

woody PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD

Say the government shipped Chris to your home and told you to fix him, what would you do? I would get him off the tranny shitpill that he's on right now by showing him how much better that he can feel embracing his manhood and testosterone. I would encourage him to not just continue making Sonichu comics, but to strive to make each comic better than the last one, being his own critic (hopefully one day getting him to branch away from Sonichu). Force him to get a social job, lift, and take care of himself overall. I dunno, probably wouldn't work, but I would try. How about you anons?

>>960001

Take him up to the woods. Detox the fucker out whatever the fuck he is talking. Get him to do manual labor, read Tranny shit, and just chill. Like an autistic version of Black Snake Moan. Mainly get him away from the internet, the most dangerous drug he has ever known

Just to note I think rehabilitation is impossible or would take litteral years to complete. Chris himself is a case worth researching and not resolving.

>>960001

Teach him how to draw would be a starter. Aside from correcting his diet alongside treating whatever psychological issues he may have, barring him from the internet until I've straightened his unruly autism out with my disciplined autism, getting him to be social and practice exercise would also be good as well.

>>959674

Chris just steals fanart that people make and tag him in on twitter and Chris immediately takes ownership of said fanart to use as he sees fit. Chris can’t draw for shit, foxdickfarms leaked the latest comic he just finished and it’s just an almost panel-for-panel remake of a fan comic someone made and all his drawings are traced.

Newly leaked comic:

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/sonichu-15.58084/

(You all know how to fix the link)

And for comparison here’s the fan comic he blatantly ripped off.

https://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/86772464791/goodness-rosechu-cheered-right-up-didnt-she

>>960001

Step 1) Take him away from everything he knows to north rural midwest

Step 2) Force him into doing labor and eating better. (Note this is 'hard labor' for CWC so nothing insane)

Step 3) Continually reward this by allowing him TV time of classic TV shows his parents liked

Step 4) Begin a forced education regimen that focuses on history, and specifically the history of america.

Step 5) Force him to write journal entries every day about what happened today. This, coupled with history lessons, is meant to anchor him more and more in reality.

Step 6) Move him into a town and have a full on psychological evaluation done.

Step 7) Have him get a job where he works alone and organizes things or numbers.

Step 8) Have him legally change his name back to Christopher Weston Chandler. Destroy the entire CWC moniker and persona.

Afterwards it would be continual lessons, exercise, and strict no-videogames-no-internet lifestyle. Built on healthy diet and normalization.

>>960184

By "executed" you mean cut off his fanta and junkfood supply?

One thing i'd want to experiment with is getting Chris into altered states - some hawaiian baby rosewood tea or ayahuasca - and then start rebuilding him and his art from there. That is, after I get him out of his "tomgirl" tranny phase.

I'd start off by teaching him the fundamentals of drawfagging, from markmaking, drawing a straight line freehand, all the way to perspective and breaking stuff into shapes. At the end of it, i'll ask him if he's ready to "wake up", have him trip out to some music and draw for a bit. I'm interested in seeing what his psyche produces.

Then after that i'll do what >>960249 proposed.

>>960359

That really is one herculean effort to remove the faggotry from Chris. Along with trying to turning him back to normal.

>>960359

Dropping the tranny bullshit would be the best way to troll him short of making an actual sex tape with Chris and leaking it. There’s way more lulz to be had with a male Chris especially in the post-#metoo era.

Sidenote: does anyone think Chris retains any knowledge of CADD or anything else he learned in college?

>>960410

He retained surface level shit when he drew a map of cwcville using engineering terminology which was basically indecipherable without it

>>960359

It would only make him even more delusional and accelerate his mental troubles, just like weed did. Don't fall for the psych memes

Drawing is also part of his autism, no grown man should draw cartoons

>>960001

>Say the government shipped Chris to your home and told you to fix him, what would you do?

I would tell the government to just give me the bullet right away because that's an impossible task. All the replies so far act as if Chris is just a normal guy who made too many wrong decisions and needs some tough love to set him back straight.

The truth is that Chris is a retard with the mind of a child of age ten at most. There is no way you could fix him to be a productive member of society, at best he would be a harmless sperg who has an easy manual job packing backs or carrying crates.

Cutting the tranny shit, improving diet and getting him off the internet would be the obvious solution. He would still need to have his Sonichu and toys, because that's where he is mentally. Just make is so that he does these things for himself, not for the internet, and not in the hopes that Sonichu is going to become the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Remember, this guy thought that there was actually a man in the UK making millions selling bootleg Sonich toys.

>>960581

I’m no weeb or manchild but this is odd reasoning. Are you saying cartoons should be banned altogether or just no longer created and produced by adults?

Does this confirm the merge

>>960809

Any adult who enjoy watching or drawing cartoons is a degenerate, not gonna call for ban since our world is too far gone anyway

What I mean however is that for Chris, drawing is a way to live his autistic escapism fantasy life; teaching him to draw would be a bad thing and would not turn him into a proper adult

>>960838

>Any adult who enjoy watching or drawing cartoons is a degenerate,

To label everyone across the board who enjoys or does these things as degenerate is going too far. It only becomes a problem imo if it consumes their entire existence.

>>960886

You can apply this autistic logic to a lot of things. Mostly kids eat sweets, normal adults shoudn't eat it.

>>960890

Yes, and ? That's what being an adult is about.

>>960886

boy you must be fun at parties

Thread derail in progress. I wonder who behind it.

>>960886

Your great-grandfather probably laughed his ass off watching Popeye.

>>960958

Yes, when he was a teenager.

>>960931

People who party aren't manchilds who watch cartoons, unless you mean bronycon or some shit.

Why do you care so much about my opinion ? I even said banning anything would not be worthwhile because we're all degenerates in our own way today.

>>960978

Nope, the very first cartoons were aimed at adults like old Looney Tunes and Fleischer.

>>960978

> ?

oh, you're french. That explains the crippling autism and inability to function socially.

Imagining browsing this website and still claiming to be anti-degeneracy.

we gotta make bronycon end with a BANG

>>961531

Mass shooting or gang bang?

>>961531

Chris getting pounded by bronyfags until he can’t walk and has cum leaking out of all 3 holes would be the most appropriate way to end Bronycon once and for all.

Is it just me or Cole Smithey sounds more crazy and dangerous than Chris-Chan? Chris-Chan just the dumb crazy. Cole Smithey E-mails reads like letters from serial killers or school shooter Manifesto. They hint at him stalking Barbara and extreme Narcissism. He even believes his own conspiracy theory that Bernie Sanders lose the Democrat nomination because trolls turn kids into Nazis. Also, how the fuck do you get a flesh-eating virus.

>>961975

>$92 a month

>New York city

This dumb journalist cunt probably broker than Chris.

>>961980

From what I remember his stunningly unattractive wife owns a bar, which aside from whatever money it brings in (which is definitely the most in the household) employs Cole working there tending bar. I doubt he makes more than pocket change from his writing though he puts a huge amount of effort into trying to pretend otherwise.

>>961952

Cole is certainly a lolcow in his own right but he’s not homicidal. I think that’s a stretch.

He’s an old nerd with a sugar momma. He has a lot of time on his hands, he’s a part-time bartender, an amateur movie critic who only gets any attention my being an elitist hipster faggot and hating things the mainstream likes, and it was obvious years ago that he holds a lot of resentment towards his family.

I think he might lurk KF or at the very least google his brothers name once in a blue moon to see what’s the latest embarrassing thing he’s done. The most diabolical thing I think he’d be capable of is if Chris and/or Barb died he might try to claim rights to their life stories so he could tell the story of how shitty his childhood was and cash in on chris’ infamy. But I think that’s a stretch too.

>>961975

>tend to sell out

wow really is that legit?

Does his wife still run that bar?

mite be cool to go in there and act totally oblivious and let it slip that you heard about this fellow named Chris Chan who makes totally funny videos, and see if Cole even acknowledges it.

>>962323

He's mentally ill, here's hoping barb will die soon so he has to face reality and stop being a retard on the interwebz

>>>/v/16715095

Is claiming CWC got banned from last bronycon. Asked for proofs. Yet to get a response.

>>960838

Liking things is for spergs and any adult who enjoys or likes things is a degenerate!

But I do agree with you on Chris using cartoons and drawings as escapism.

>>961952

Chris is autistic and Cole is an asshole, that's all there really is to it.

>>962323

>shitty sanic comics are inspiring to CWC

wew lad

>claims he's never traced

At this point he's probably so far gone he actually thinks anything he traced was drawn by him originally anyway

>>958219

>I suggest an Option 5. Chris-Chan grows more violent and pulls a randy stair to meet sonichu.

I wonder if cwc is even strong enough to fire a gun repeatedly. Neither was randy stair but I doubt cwc is in better shape than what randy stair was.

>>963341

oh CWC definitely can operate a firearm, i assure you. assuming its not something insane like a large caliber revolver. Now the question is if he can purchase a firearm. Considering his record and psychology paperwork. But it IS virginia so i think its possible. Guns are very expensive, so i doubt chris would drop hundreds on a gun.

Whats more likely, and more in pattern for chris, is vehicular assault.

>>963341

Firearms don't have near as much kick as the media wants you to believe they do. Recoil is less a question of "can I fire this" and more a question of "will I be accurate enough with this", even with hot loaded high caliber revolvers.

>>964336

Bob had a gun in the house but I would imagine it’s either buried in the bird rotting away or it was pawned long ago.

I don’t think Chris is crazy enough to go on a spree personally.

>>963447

What the fuck kind of handgun is that?

>>964390

walther p38 or p1

>>964403

>>964390

Well the gun that is depicted there is the Megatron pistol that Chris once owned. Which is based off the Walther P38.

Bronycon is next weekend, we’re coming up on the last weekend of joy Chris might ever have. That is, if his shitmobile will make the drive from Ruckersville to Baltimore

>>965247

You raise an interesting point. Thats a pretty long drive and lord knows chris hasnt put a dime into car maintenance. What would happen if he broke down? Would anyone come rescue him?

I also really wonder if what i saw on /v/ ( >>962381 ) has any merit. I hope so. Would be hilarious if chris got there, found out he was banned, and on the trip home broke down.

>>965269

>You raise an interesting point. Thats a pretty long drive and lord knows chris hasnt put a dime into car maintenance. What would happen if he broke down? Would anyone come rescue him?

It wouldn’t be the first time. Last year on the drive home from Bronycon the minivan broke down at a gas station in the middle of nowhere and Chris took to twitter to beg for money. With the help of the captain he was able to get a few hundred for a tow truck in less than an hour while a troll who was most likely named Michael Hirtes called the gas station to report a homeless mentally ill tranny causing a scene and the police showed up.

>>965344

See also:

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Waiting_for_the_tow_truck

>>965344

I can say right now, Chris won't have Null or a good chunk of Foxdick support like before. He is in for a more risky trip. Expect Chris to beg for money again if it happens.

Let’s say the car broke down halfway there. Would Chris ditch the car in bumfuck Virginia to hitchhike or irrationally thinking he can walk there because he refuses to miss Bronycon?

>>965397

Just read this article that anon link here >>965345 . He can just cry for money and get a hundred bucks in a few minutes

>>965721

>Blood magic rituals

Jesus

>>965731

I couldn't upload it here so I just did an anon upload to motherless, enjoy.

https://motherless.com/ECAFB3A

>>966283

He already has a foxdick thread and it’s got dozens of pages. If you made a thread here he might show up to defend himself

>>964336

>Whats more likely, and more in pattern for chris, is vehicular assault.

You know, he'd fit well in Twisted Metal.

>>966283

>>965731

>>966355

Is this guy for real or just trolling?

>>966575

He’s legit as far as I’m concerned, just watch vid related and tell me that someone can troll this well

>>966355

The same autistic pauses that were in the famous IAN BRANDON SOMETHING video.

>>966664

I foresee a lot of cocks if he would actually manage to get together with CWC.

>>966696

Chris needs to let himself embrace his gayness and go into this relationship full measure. This is probably his one and only chance to be with someone who is actually attracted to him.

>>966664

Looks like a stereotypical peodphile. Is he a sex offender?

>>966664

Barb dies and I can see this guy taking Chris in.

And molesting him.

>>966879

If Chris moved to SF that would be hilarious.

>>966664

wew

>>966661

explain that image please

>>967042

It looks like a buttplug

It’s sad that I’ve got nothing to do today but wait and see if a fat autistic retard spergs out at a MLP convention. Any news regarding Hirtes and Bronycon?

>>967056

>It’s sad that I’ve got nothing to do today but wait and see if a fat autistic retard spergs out at a MLP convention

well count yourself lucky then

i got a bunch of shit to do and am gonna have to check back and see what happened on monday. this kind of stuff is way more fun to watch live

>>959293

I remember reading screencaps of his discord in which he was crying about how his forum users don't give him enough money and because of that he was running the site on loss. I don't know if it will die soon but someday it will.

>>967063

There’s always an another autist to pick up the torch and continue. When it died the first time josh gave all the logs to a couple of foxdicks who were interested in resurrecting the forum if josh killed it.

somebody find Chris's van, most likely parked in a handicap spot and slash his tires

>>967078

Do it yourself, Hirtes

Doesn’t Bronycon go on until Sunday? There’s no way I can see Chris not blowing all his money before then.

Saw him at the fountain earlier. He had two equally disgusting/retarded looking individuals with him. I never thought in all my life I'd see Chris Chan with my own fucking eyes.

>>967209

Ask him for a bj

>>967210

You know what, scratch that. Go up to him and say in a very serious voice "Your real true name is not Christine. You should have never gone against the bear."

>>966664

Seem like a typical /leftypol/ fag

>>967221

>not seeing the two Trump things in the second picture mounted on his wall

>>967246

LOL what’s that all about?

>>967084

>that twisted coat hanger around his head

Did he get in a fight with his mom's closet?

I’m at BronyCon. I’m going to try to follow Chris in the bathroom and kick him in the nuts as hard as I can.

>>967084

>4th picture

>She/her

Is that official pass description or is it his personal note?

>>967261

Why does he think the merge isn't happening? Because he disrespected the bear. It was an OC after all. Chris is holding the rest of us back.

>>967628

>Tell us about your OC for 5 shekels

That's good business but earplugs are necessary

>>966847

He is gay, so if he isn't it's only because he's too autistic to pull it off.>>966847

well, fatty poopoo made it to bronycon

congratulations, fatty poopoo

>>967889

Hirtespost,

>>967961

are you telling me that someone has poor hygiene at Bronycon?

It probably helps him blend in

>>967919

Hirtes is just upset that niggers stole his Bronycon money and he couldn't stalk Chris IRL.

Also because we know what he looks like now

>>967961

He doesn't need to shower, he's using the orion scent as clearly seen in your pic.

>>967835

>third picture

She looks so uncomfortable

>>961940

4 holes*

the taint wound must be ripped open

>>967601

What am I looking at in the circle? Are those cancer lumps?

>>968207

I’m not sure anyone knows what the hell those are

>>968705

>Mrs.

Did A-Log finally put a ring on Chris' finger?

>>968929

He's married to like five or so of his OCs, remember?

>>968932

Vaguely. I'm not caught up with the Ideas Guy saga.

>>968705

Chris-chan still uses AOL? I haven’t seen an AOL email address in years.

>>968158

>She looks so uncomfortable

If Bronycon twitters are to believe. Chris-channpersonal hygiene gotten worse.

>>968158

>She looks so uncomfortable

If Bronycon twitters are to believe. Chris-channpersonal hygiene gotten worse..

>>968955

I'm surprised that the service is still up.The website looks like shite, but it's still hanging on

>>969014

I have a feeling it’s popular with people with criminal history’s and trolls.