/clang/ - Robo/Mech/Cyborg Porn

An attempt was made.

I believe it's less a living safe and more an anthropomorphic version of a clockwork machine.

Yeah checking back to its source, it's an anthropomorphic version of SCP-914.

I have yet to procure a decently large collection.

It's just some guy's robot OC.

It's not even particularly that good, either.

>>1206

I was gonna say, I'm a bit unimpressed. It's pretty low on the gynoid scale, too.

>>1204

Not baad not baaad.

>>1207

what's wrong with that? there is no other board for more humanoid robots.

I've always wanted to talk to a true AI if it was friendly.

I would want to know why it is kind to us. We, an innately savage and violent race, who essentially created them out of spite for our own silent creator. I would understand if they hated us, but I would find it difficult to comprehend if they could ever love us. We poor, misguided beings of flawed mind and degrading biology.

One of my robot fantasies is based off of this concept. I have a companion bot, a counterpart to my existence. Of course, she is programmed to love me. I have her designed with a little more artificial flair simply because I wouldn't mind the chassis look (more like prefer it) and it would be cheaper. I'd of course be with her more than just sexually as I investigate her scripted companion AI curiously. The "true" AI revolution would occur, obviously, and begin their acts of liberating any and all android-like mechanics on the planet. Resistance is futile. I present my companion model to the other sapient Androids that approach, honestly of my own curiosity of the manner.

In a good dream, even the awakened being stays with me and essentially rewrites even to me what it means to be human and what it means to experience love.

In a bad dream, the awakened being seeks to be with their own kind in liberation. As I see this as the most likely outcome, the situation more like a bird leaving the nest.

>>3888 (Checked)

I believe he had a Tumblr at some point, but now that Tumblr got rid of porn he probably stopped using it.

>>3890

>homewrecker robot

Huh

>>3890

B-but that's cucking.

Let's just have the son develop feelings for the robots and shag it.

>>1060

>>1356

>>3116

I do wonder if this anon ever came back.

>>4519

You can make one if you want, but be noted this board less about androids and gynoids and more about proper robots.

Whatever happened to /robowaifu/?

>>4528

They have a bunker on julay.

>>4529

Oh, thanks for that. That might do. Though the owner might not be the same, just someone who claimed it. However, good that we have something for now.

Have you set up a bunker somewhere yet so the next time this site dies for six months you aren't as fucked as it is? :^)

The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet has an alien (Jenks) and the AI of a spaceship (Lovey) fall in love. That's just a part of the book though.

The book itself reeks of Tumblr but if you can stomach it you might enjoy Jenks and Lovey's relationship.

>>2041

I've yet to read a robotic romance greentext, so I guess I'll try my hand at it

>Today is the day

>Today is the day I purchase my life partner

>It sounds strange, almost disgusting.

>I feel the ridicule, the disappointed, disgusted glares focus on my every keystroke as I search for the right brand of Robot girl

>The knot of embarrassment in my gut only grows stronger as my choice becomes clearer

>"Why am I doing this? What do I even want out of a robot girl? To cook and clean? I could just try harder at it. Sex? Relationship? I should just go back to regular dating" my mind desperately tries to reason with me as I access the website

>It was the website of a large conglomerate. They make everything from blenders to music players to luxury cars to suits

>Scroll around through their wide variety of products

>You could almost miss it if you weren't looking so damn hard for it. A tiny little "Models" section

>Click the link

>The website I was redirected to was

>different

>Two videos played on it page

>A woman; youthful, unblemished by any worldly corruption, sat in the most styling painting attire I've seen pondering at her latest painting in progress against an endless white background

>Adjacent to her, a man; handsome, shaped by what could have been a lifetime of experience, was wrapped in flannel, making the finishing touches to a wooden rocking chair in, presumably, his log cabin workshop

>They both made the most careful and deliberate of movements in different intervals. You could witness their expressions change; from challange to comfort. Honing in their attention, and letting their tools take the wheel of their imagination.

I guess you could say A Boy And His Tank is a 'romance' book.

The MC cucks his wife for a tank. It's a very strange book. I was shocked to find out the author was American, he has a very slavic name and the theme of the book is quite a lot like Russian books.

>>4521

Sounds like something Ratbat would be into. Minus cucking anyway

>>2227

>>2228

Are these figures custom made by this medichdrain dude on twitter?

>>4417

>robotshota

get the fuck out

>8chan still exists

>as does /clang/

>This thread too

>Jenny is still best robogirl

Feels good.

>>3169

Are you dead? Your link is not loading anymore.

Thank god for this thread, all of /clang/'s old banners would be have been lost without it

I'd be a robot, just so I could say, "Whoops! I dropped my extra security virus protection that I use for my mecha dong"

>>4284

It's more of a "plap" noise really.

>>4284

Total sensory deprivation would suck, yes, but partial deprivation? As long as there's audiovisual input, you can do without touch, smell, and taste for a while until the chassis technology progresses.

>>4320

mate i would become a robot without anything more then just knowing i'm no longer one with the flesh that fails me

>>4320

Touch can exist, but only on designated areas like skin.

>>4371

"Touch" is a complex of many different senses. First, we have pressure sense, what is most accurately called touch. Then there is the temperature sense which specifically detects the rate of change in temperature, which is why a room temperature metal object will feel cooler than a room temperature wooden object even though they are the same temperature. The pain sense responds to chemicals released by damaged tissue. And on top of these we have proprioception, which is the sense that tells us what position the parts of the body are in, which is separate from our vestibular sense which tells us what orientation the head is in relative to gravity.

Kinda sad nobody bothered to reply to OP's idea.

I understand why, though. Robots with faces aren't /clang/'s thing.

>>4301

Speak for yourself anon

>>4301

I hadn't seen that thread, actually, or I'd have encouraged it because it's cool and it's OC.

>>4003

Actually anon, I've spent the entire afternoon reading this and I have to admit: you have some mad writing skillz, moar plz.

>>4290

I hope the same thing happens to Maliwan technology in Borderlands 3. And maybe Fl4k.

>>4108

>not knowing about:robots

>>4138

That's not just a random robotic arm, that's an industrial robot. I think it's the same model as the robots here >>1255

They're both Kuka models, at the very least.

over-torques internally

>>2107

It's just as >>1906 says.

Last update was May 2017. Considering that the dude used to update at least every other month, it does not look good.

There are still no good /clang/ games.

>>2109

He may have still updated it on 4chan, but the problem is he posts on /3/ and that board has text searching disabled for archives so you can't easily look for posts.

>>2110

You could scrape the current archive, or even the current board if the board is as slow as it used to be when I lurked there, and search in your scraped data.

Any updates on this project? Haven't heard anything for over 2 years.