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File: db2256420bfaac9⋯.jpg (171.4 KB,1920x1080,16:9,831_1920x1080.jpg)

 No.65689 [Open Thread]

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File: af8c6ab47ee8689⋯.png (523.92 KB,821x462,821:462,radiesthesia.png)

 No.65661 [Open Thread]

Good day,

I was wondering if anyone here happens to have-and is willing to share-any sort of material on radiesthesia, specifically, accessing non-local information, i.e., telesthesia or "psi-gamma."

Because of a few (really obscure) Nazi-era documents I've found, I know for a fact that it works; I am just looking for more sources to teach myself. (Simply searching Google for the terms leads to hundreds of YouTubers pushing scammy topics.)

Thanks.

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 No.65666

If you wish to understand how mind, consciousness, and matter interact with each other, and how ancient sages learned their abilities, you might want to look in the direction of confirmed cases of OBE during NDE and Rupert Sheldrake's experiments with dog telepathy.

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File: 4cbc547e2cc110f⋯.jpg (16.3 KB,612x382,306:191,OMN.jpg)

 No.64285 [Open Thread]

Hello from the future.

i am posting this from the future. NO, i am not a time traveler, i am talking from from the future. there is a difference.

the year in which i am in is 7981 after christ. the year you are reading this is 2025. reply and i will tell you everything about the next 6000 years

OMN

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 No.64777

>>64448

I have a full timeline starting from 2077.

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 No.65114

hello. if you can find me, explain to me what you think is going to happen so i can expand the number of actions that help me survive that i take responding to what i have learned

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 No.65115

though, i'm not specifically asking Geist to explain that to me, others may too

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 No.65657

>>65114

hey, i'm the guy that said:

"hello, if you can find me, explain to me what you think is going to happen so i can expand the number of actions that help me survive that i take responding to what i have learned"

try again at finding me

hint: find sosalekashae

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 No.65658

>>64777

interesting

do you have timeline documentation on the subject of extraterrestrial politics?

send that documentation to evolvedlucid@gmail.com or passparagraphlol@gmail.com. unless you're capable of finding more reliable methods to communicate with me, which, in cases in which you are capable of that, communicate using those methods.

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File: 47137487eba02da⋯.jpg (58.59 KB,500x700,5:7,Alien_Autopsy.jpg)

 No.64641 [Open Thread]

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 No.65538

>>64641

Since tourists from other planets regularly visit the planet Earth, and regularly take some of the terrestrial animals and terrestrial people and terrestrial plants with them, does this mean that there are worlds in near space similar to ours?

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 No.65605

File: c3bd951b9ec866f⋯.jpg (99.22 KB,683x1024,683:1024,1000056050.jpg)

>>65393

>>64641

Nevermind, found it. Has bumps for ears, weird shaped skull, no teeth, and looks like an old lady, but just not entirely sure.

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 No.65623

File: 9d3bfacc5947080⋯.jpg (58.34 KB,900x629,900:629,1_c_ALIEN_EYES_concept.jpg)

File: 014b5f628ef2a82⋯.jpg (97.28 KB,1200x800,3:2,1c_alien_hands.jpg)

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>>65605

This one is from one of the revival episodes of The X-Files.

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 No.65631

>>65532

smash

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 No.65642

File: 1bea01f80fd41a2⋯.jpg (9.16 KB,182x255,182:255,47137487eba02da94109cd9ad2….jpg)

This one looks VERY much like the creatures from those videos released back in (2011?) on youtube by that ivan guy. The videos that were pretty convincing, no one else ever had copies, and they never made a dime releasing them. The nose, head shape, everything.

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File: 1b593360751b7a3⋯.jpg (59.94 KB,522x488,261:244,Uhwhat.JPG)

 No.65635 [Open Thread]

OK x/, I have a few notes to drop about non paranormal phenomenon I've witnessed.

I was prompted to write this by something I witnessed a few days ago, you may take it with as many grains of salt you like.

back in the early 200s, I had a top floor corner apartment on the ASU campus.

my balcony looked out to sky harbor airport and my other window faced South mountain. two minor observations occurred here.

the first one was that soon after moving in, I noticed an aircraft that always seemed to be in the same place over South mountain.

further observation showed it seemed to traverse from the tip of the mountain out to buckeye and back. 24 hours a day, seven days a week. I caught it coming in for fuel a few times but couldn't be sure it wasn't replaced on these occasions by another craft. no big deal.

the second observation was while I was outside walking around town. I observed an absolutely huge craft with an insane wingspan spiralling upward above sky harbor airport.

the body of the craft was very large, like a 737 but the wingspan and shape of the craft looked like that of an airbus perlan 2 but was proportional to a 737 fuselage. it was much too big a wingspan to have lifted off from sky harbor airport in my view, but it was low enough where it couldn't have come from very far away. it was barely a mile or two in the air.

it continued taking wider and wider circles as it rose into the air and after a few minutes, disappeared into the cloudless blue sky.

the final incident occurred two days ago.

again, I am living in a different area. again, I am just off the landing path of a major airport. one of Americas top 5 busiest airports.

I have seen many things at this airport from a fleet of chinooks and vespas to having my living quarters shake from whatever it was taking off and make my ears pop. I'm just a mile or so from the runway as is my storage.

on Sunday, I was at my storage unit cleaning and consolidating when I began to see black clouds rolling in.

I went outside my unit evaluate the storm to see if I better shut down aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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File: 0ae76a49b2453ab⋯.jpg (31.74 KB,885x348,295:116,magnet.jpg)

 No.65386 [Open Thread]

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 No.65387

Everything is magnetic if your magnet is strong enough… You can find animal levitation videos on youtube.

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 No.65596

Talking about vaccines without pre approval from the high council of scientism is a form of hatespeech. Wearing a mask puts one closer to science you know.

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File: d12ab3fe4c86a00⋯.jpg (38.75 KB,480x229,480:229,nothing_to_see_here_folks.jpg)

 No.65351 [Open Thread]

I got kidnapped and taken to an underground base, and now I do not know if I am in the real world or the simulated world I was put in before.

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 No.65372

>>65351

this is all fake. the only way to go back to your reality is by completing your finale mission. the agency will send hints later, agent

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 No.65413

>>65351

It looks like believers in the god of sleep Hypnos. There is a popular opinion among such people that it is unclear what is reality and what is a dream, and perhaps reality is just a dream.

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 No.65594

>>65372

Hint: help end the federal reserve.

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File: 6591139a47d21d7⋯.png (442.75 KB,2740x2000,137:100,Sicarii_Anagrams.png)

 No.64045 [Open Thread]

Donald Trump was the 45th U.S. president and is the 47th U.S. president:

4 + 5 = 9

4 + 7 = 11

911

The U.S. Congress in office between 2025 and 2027 is the 119th Congress:

119 = 911 reversed

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Freemasonry is the occult reason for the Ukraine / Russia war:

1. The word "Ukraine" contains an anagram of the letter "Q" ('K-U-E').

1a. "Q" is the 17th letter of the alphabet.

1b. Freemasonry was founded in the year 1717.

2. The word "Russia" contains the word "RUSH" phonetically ('RUSS').

2a. The word "RUSH" is a synonym for the word "STORM".

2b. The word "STORM" is an anagram of the words "MASTER MASON", the name of Freemasonry's third degree.

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 No.65583

File: d251eb3b3451c16⋯.jpeg (235.88 KB,1159x648,1159:648,IMG_3553.jpeg)

File: e81bfed5204cf63⋯.jpeg (142.18 KB,1074x643,1074:643,IMG_3552.jpeg)

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File: b45731c097c5ae6⋯.jpeg (92.04 KB,540x525,36:35,IMG_7877.jpeg)

Did you know that:

“The knobs or notches found on all the polygonal pre-stone age constructions all over the world are so the giants that walked the earth before the grand flood wouldn’t smash their hands when setting the perfectly fitted stones into place. They also doubled as geo polymer injection points to prevent bubbles. Sometimes the most practical solution is the simplest answer when looking at things from outside the box. Yes giants did exist.”

“The stones nan madol was built from are ancient giant tree cells turned into stone over eons of this world being destroyed and regrown. The reason the ancients built their temples from these stones there is because the stones still possess the polarity energy of the original giant tree they got the long columns from on what everyone calls a mountain(stump). All living plants possess a polarity even when cut into pieces, they will always sprout new roots on one end and leaves on the other, showing polarity. Think about it this way, why do humans always use trees to represent familial bonds or where they are from. Perhaps there is a vestigial memory there of these giant trees that were once all over this world.”

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File: 17ba753d402ddab⋯.jpg (59.85 KB,493x706,493:706,robert_monroe.jpg)

 No.65574 [Open Thread]

Firstly, the CIA had psychic spies that could remotely view locations which is well documented. The most successful CIA remote viewer Joseph McMoneagle also has a bunch of interviews on youtube. I point out remote viewing to disprove the atheists that claim that only physical matter exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WUaS_Ynd_M (Documentary on CIA Remote Viewing)

Robert Monroe also worked for the CIA and could astral project, which he called an OBE (Out of Body Experience). He founded the Monroe Institute where he trained CIA agents on how to induce OBE's consistently. He wrote 3 books and in his second book he explained how this world is a spiritual farm designed to generate as much suffering energy as possible which he called loosh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J96E6X_tsIY (Loosh farm chapter in second book)

The main proof of the loosh farm is in NDE's (Near Death Experiences). Tens of thousands of people have shared these stories online which almost always follow the same outline (which proves they're real and not just random hallucinations. These people go into a white light which gives off a feeling of love/ecstasy, meet dead relatives, Jesus, spirit guides, then they're given a life review and guilt tripped to come back to earth. They are also told that the meaning of life is to learn lessons, or to love each other, or some other generic reason. It seems like these people are just getting duped into coming here to suffer more. Some people also see what's taking place in the hospital (or wherever they died) and overhear conversations while they're still clinically dead, which they then confirm with people once they're revived.

The loosh farm theory is that once you die you get tricked into going into the light (or enter the light out of ignorance being lured in by the love/ecstasy feeling), then you'll meet entities who pretend to be your dead relatives, spirit guides, or religious figures like Jesus (sometimes people meet these entities before going into the light). You're then given a life review and guilt tripped with all of the misPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.65575

File: 5bf30ee5464121c⋯.jpg (158.66 KB,1792x1024,7:4,astral_projection.jpg)

Solution: If you have experienced a lucid dream or astral projection then you know you can bend your surroundings to your will if you believe that you're able to. The solution is to develop your lucid dream and astral projection skills so that at death you will be able to teleport to an environment of your own creation, bypassing the white light and any entities trying to manipulate you. I also believe that it is possible to do this while still alive via astral projection, then you can simply choose not to come back here, your body will then die in it's sleep without you. Obviously I had not successfully done this yet. I have had a lot of lucid dreams but no astral projections yet. When I have my first astral projection I will most likely not come back. Obviously people reading this are still free to live out their lives and wait until their natural death to teleport into their own realm and dodge the reincarnation trap.

Some people have the right idea during an NDE by arguing with the entities. However by arguing with them you're acknowledging that they have authority over you, so you're still being duped by submitting to them. That's why the best solution is total avoidance of the light and any entities. Also some religions like Buddhism believe that there's a false white light and a true clear light behind it. I think this is part of the scam if you avoid one light but go into another. You're still trusting that the light you pick will take you somewhere good. My plan of just teleporting to a realm of my own creation that only I have access to doesn't require trusting any outside entity or destination.

You may be wondering "What if these entities just overpower us so we can't escape at death?", I encourage anyone asking this question to read Psychic Self-Defense by Dion Fortune (can be found for free online). In the book she explains that protecting yourself from malicious entities and human occultists comes down to believing they can't affect you. Basically you're belief that you are protected is actually acting as a psychic shield protecting you. So if you have fear or doubt in your abilities those emotions are what makes you vulnerable to attack. You can practice lucid dreaming to experience this first hand. If you are lucid in the dream but have fear or doubt in your ability to change the dream then you Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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File: 5c79b5358062633⋯.jpg (35.75 KB,700x509,700:509,Philosoraptor.jpg)

 No.65563 [Open Thread]

to obtain U.S. citizenship, you must take an Oath of Allegiance.

But the gospel, the Bible forbids it!

Matthew 5:34-37 (NIV)

34 But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne;

35 or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King.

36 And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black.

37 All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.

From this, we can conclude that Christians must not live in the United States, or US law should change and stop requiring Christians to take the oath of allegiance.

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 No.65564

Technically…

If you don't swear by your head, the city of the Great King, or by the earth, by heaven…

But simply say that yes, you will stay loyal to this or that evil organization…

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 No.65546 [Open Thread]

Fallenshadow and her community are a nexion for heightened anomalous activity, usually evil. I know not how it came to be, but I can only assume from my research that it is a combination of various factors coming together in the perfect ratio. Like a blackhole, the memetic sphere that constitutes the "shadow realm" (actual term) draws in everything from the mentally ill to the predatory and elite of society. right now I categorize them as:

>groomers

normalfaggots and incel neckbeards attracted by the energies present who like to or otherwise tend to be manipulative. they form little factions in the community and try to take a majority hold of the Fallenshadow stock. most of them wish to be "The One" who gets to marry fallenshadow.

>schizophrenics

Fallenshadow is schizophrenic and she naturally draws in others of her kind through the subconscious energy she posts.

>practicing occultists

there is reason to suspect occult and spiritual contamination of Fallenshadows brand, occultists notice and work with it.

>SCP level intelligence agencies

believe it or not but there is at least one agency using the community as an area for the research and development of legit cognito hazards. this one is pretty recent though and I don't know exactly what the extent is.

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File: 285e4218ec9ed40⋯.jpg (37.51 KB,500x500,1:1,Light_Wheel_Ein_Sof.jpg)

 No.64544 [Open Thread]

Something that happened in my life. I am now in a meditation streak for around ten months. Have been meditating for years before that but with pauses in-between. This is what happened: I slowly am becoming more and more racist. Like.. I don't know man. I am becoming ultra racist these days and semen retention has also played a part in that development. All this faggotry about muhhh love love love happiness compassion. Ain't working for me. I'm getting dark. It's getting dark. No positive energies. More hate. More judgement. I guess that's the real truth of the universe that you discover.

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 No.65113

hello. you meditated in the wrong way

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 No.65407

>>64544

I meditated for a full month specifically requesting an OBE.

It happened, at it freaked the shit out of me haha. Apparently monks back in the day would meet up in the spiritual realm and talk shit to each other, made plans for weddings and stuff.

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 No.65494

>>64544

I'll tell you how I understand it. There are different projects of people, races of people created by a group of divine creators, by the way, we must not forget three more races of dwarfs, black dwarfs, Caucasoid dwarfs, black dwarfs and maybe Native American dwarfs. By the way, there are more races of intelligent machine androids coming from the creators. These are different projects, for a great eternal game, and just so that the deities don't get bored. If you mix all the races of people, you get a mess, uninteresting, and you have to start all over again, repeate mankind.

There are two opposing forces at work in the world, the Communists are in favor of mixing all races into a mess, and the Nazists are against it.

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 No.65522

>>64544

I hate those drunkards who drink too much alcohol, and being too drunk they behave worse than pigs in a pigsty. Perhaps this is because there are no temples of the patron saints or temples of the patron spirits of alcohol.

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 No.65539

>>64544

I hate those who wage war without calling it a war, even without declaring an war officially.

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File: f744f180b389060⋯.png (657.99 KB,succubus_.png)

 No.64434 [Open Thread]

I been studying this a gud while 50 odd years and the theory is our consciousness lives on in the 11 other dimensions

Your thoughts on it ?

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 No.65131

>>64451

There are 42.

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 No.65526

File: df22202ba81caf5⋯.webp (2.2 KB,47x107,47:107,paNAWMfZdEDKk.webp)

>>64434

The Grim Reaper has its own secrets.

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 No.65528

File: 5f48a900efc2953⋯.jpg (10.19 KB,186x225,62:75,356083623.jpg)

>>64434

Great beyond

Even for sexy blonde,

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 No.65535

File: 4a7b194fc30e70d⋯.jpg (143.3 KB,736x920,4:5,a_hero.jpg)

>>64434

Why did you call this topic the afterlife? What you're talking about is just one of the theories of the universe, if it's true, your consciousness lives in this four-dimensional world (length, width, height, time) and in the other eleven dimensions too, as well.

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 No.65536

>>65535

Quickfix

… if it's true, your consciousness lives in this fiveteen-dimensional world (length, width, height, time and in the other eleven dimensions too, as well)

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File: 7593f527c27ac3a⋯.jpg (523.56 KB,1008x1638,8:13,Wazzup.jpg)

 No.64135 [Open Thread]

You are hiking through the woods with your buddies when picrel shows up and says he'll accompany you on your journey to keep you safe. He happens to have the same name as one of your buddies. How do you react?

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 No.65120

>>65119

Literal sea monsters. One anon complained Revelations was happening, but was too metaphorical. The Bible specifically says it is a metaphor. But anon said that was added later. So I am praying for literal sea monsters fucking everywhere. And for them to bless My personal wealth and power. And we will have them.

I'm not even into Revelations anymore. I'm into Ragnorak. And Jormungandr does the same thing as the Beast from the Sea anyway. Except Helheim is a party for þursar so it's a more positive message. So Christians will get like a mind fuck apocalypse but in a positive way, which is exactly what they expect/expect to not be able to expect.

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 No.65121

Except theyre fucking stupid so fuck em >>65120

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 No.65122

File: 289b573dc77d518⋯.png (805.02 KB,539x800,539:800,Sveinbj_rn_Beinteinsson_at….png)

Heill dagr!

Heilir dags synir!

Heil nótt ok nift!

Óreiðum augum

lítið okkr þinig

ok gefið sitjǫndum sigr!

Heilir æsir!

Heilar ásynjur!

Heil sjá in fjǫlnýta fold!

Mál ok mannvit

gefið okkr mærum tveim

ok læknishendr, meðan lifum.

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 No.65128

>>64135

my best friends name is penis, so yeah he accompanies us

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 No.65534

File: 854d8a4cc673e02⋯.jpg (62.77 KB,736x920,4:5,9c086dfc436b35a095360d5a71….jpg)

>>65119

it is better not only for personal benefit, but also for the benefit of your family, and maybe for the benefit of your nation. Such a desire is natural and prudent. For example, Jews with a sly buttocks regularly pray and perform rituals for the benefit of the entire Jewish ethnos, unlike Christians.

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 No.64014 [Open Thread]

Listen, I will tell you about something very important here.

The concept of the paranormal is fatally flawed. There is no paranormal once the paranormal becomes normalized, only normal and unnormal, and once the unnormal becomes normalized, then everything is normal, in which case nothing is normal. There is nothing called the paranormal.

Now you must understand something else: this is what I see

I have my own special terminology for them that I will not divulge because I am seeking to preserve my privacy and not compromise my already compromised safety. Oh, what does it mean to have safety when safety itself is unnormal and therefore false? Oh what does it mean??

There is a person responsible for implanting all of the thoughts people have into my mind, and this person is known relatively well among a few. This person, may we call them Q. Q is the reason why the world is falling apart. He claims to be a saviour of free speech, and although he is a saviour of free speech, his freedom is not truly free for the same reason the paranormal does not truly exist. The world is falling apart into patterns, ranking, quinkling chains of immolence.

Let me efudiate them to you:

1) The monsters!! Have you not seen them, their ravenous flesh and horrrific altercations with the fabric of realtity.

2) Have you not seen them, the monsters? Every day, every where – long human caterpillars merged together into a writhing mass of flesh and sorrow and suffering and evil, saying in their ghostly screeching voices, have you not seen them??

3) Oh yes the messsages, have you not seen them??

And I am not a prophet.

And I will never be a prophet.

And nobody is a prophet.

Not even me. I am but a reporter, a journalist if you will, sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.65132

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 No.65170

Elaborate on the human caterpillars.

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 No.65533

>>64014

Mickey Mouse is on the cross, in order to resurrect his follower in the world of cartoons?

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