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 No.2116709

What are /tv/'s thoughts on alien portrayal in cinema?

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 No.2116710

>>2116709

Not enough sexy alien bitches. Modern Sci-fi sucks because they are unwilling to commit to the most essential part of science fiction. Smoking hot alien sluts. That's the only reason anyone wants to go to space in the first place. Nobody gives a fuck about exploring planets or discovering shit. It's all about being the first man to fuck some crazy space pussy. They had to kill JFK because he was going to spend billions of dollars on Project Moonpussy instead of the C.I.A.

Avatar made a billion dollars with animal fucking blue cat alien whores because people want sexy aliens and they want to fuck those sexy aliens. So in conclusion, more sexy space bitches, better science fiction.

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 No.2116711

File: 92d3b0377756247⋯.jpeg (289.41 KB,906x811,906:811,77D4913B-865B-41CE-A87D-D….jpeg)

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 No.2116721

I think its lazy as fuck, almost all intelligent aliens are humanoids because its easier to put a guy in a suit than actually put effort into making something otherworldly. Every time I see some well known actor that just has weird colored skin and some funky shit going on with the top of their head and I'm supposed to believe they're from another world it breaks my suspension of disbelief and I can't take it seriously.

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 No.2116723

File: 1c9e0fc8710889c⋯.jpg (39.9 KB,599x585,599:585,aliens on coke.jpg)

What if Aliens were just like us only more technologically advanced?Not necessarily more intelligent or maybe so intelligent that they appear simple minded? What if alien visitations are just means to get Earthlings to get them free beer?

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 No.2116724

>>2116723

What if humans were the aliens all along? What if they colonized the planet long ago and the colonists reverted to savages, so only now are we back on track. The aliens are just other humans checking up on a colony gone rogue.

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 No.2116856

>>2116724

nah bruh, those skinny grey aliums are just homonculi that were created as test subjects for a time travel vehicle. simple minded task oriented biogical drones.

all made by our future selves. the vehicle was tested near earth orbit so as not to create a singularity or potential gravity well on earth.

now they are just doing tests on us and our microbiome and reproductive capabilities.

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 No.2116865

>>2116856

>Test our reporductive capabilities

Sign me the fuck up for that, where those big booty space bitches at?

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 No.2116866

>>2116865

we only have big titted hippy space nymphos… hopefully that will do.

also, they test by shoving things into our genitals and anus.

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 No.2116867

>>2116709

Not very realistic. Jacques Vallee was at least consulted for Close Encounters of the Third Kind, but his ideas about the nature of aliens and UFOs were turned down to fit in with audience expectations.

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 No.2116874

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>>2116866

That's not how it's supposed to go. That's my job.

And frankly no. No, fucking big titted hippy space nymphos will not do. I demand thicc ass alien bimbos with rocking knockers and prehensile tongues. You know what, fuck this. I'm doing it. Nasa or the military or somebody is going to be revealing the existance of aliens within the next five years because I am going out and catching me a fucking smoking hot reptilian slut and I am going to force her to have my weird human alien hybrid babies and there isn't anything those men in black motherfuckers can do about it.

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 No.2116891

>>2116874

seems legit.

just watch out for the space aids

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 No.2116895

File: 7f616fe702fae89⋯.png (1.27 MB,2894x4093,2894:4093,K1.png)

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I'd like to see a bit more thought put into them. They're mostly humanoid and it seems pretty lazy. I think the only movies I can think of with some diversity in that regard is the Men in Black franchise. Some logic in the design would be pretty cool too, like, this alien lives on a planet with heavy gravitational force so it looks like this.

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 No.2116933

>>2116866

>nymphos

Fuck off with your niggerspeak

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 No.2116938

>>2116933

ummm. niggers don't use such words. they don't ever learn any vocabulary except ebonics.

good try tho.

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 No.2116941

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You know what my problems with how Hollywood portrays alien life? It's always so fucking familiar.

It's almost always some bipedal race with two eyes, a mouth, teeth, two arms and two legs with hands and feet, said hands and feet usually have little appendages attached to them, etc.

It's all so tame. see this? This is cyanobacteria. These guys are the reason Earth has oxygen on it, they existed before plants did and caused the Great Oxidation Event which lead to complex multicellular forming and eventually animals. They adsorb light and produce oxygen as a byproduct. They can form in huge gelatinous colonies numbering in the billions.

They don't even remotely function like you or I, their life strategies are wildly different and so is their life cycle.

This is a lifeform on our own fucking planet.

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 No.2116942

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>>2116941

Or how about mycetozoa, also known as slime molds? There are thousands of species of these.

They're a strange, gooey type of life. I'll specifically be talking about myxogastrids.

Originally they were thought to be a type of fungus, but it's now known they're completely different. These things and grow quickly, can produce spores, certain species can even clump up into an individual organism then disperse again. They have a bizarre, complicated life cycle and generally feed on decaying matter or act parasitic small creatures such as insects. They're one of the most unique types of life on the planet

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 No.2116943

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>>2116942

Or fuck, look at basically any species of ochrophyta and how fantastical it looks to the human eye.

Why cinema try to take on something like this? Instead of an animal, how about a highly advanced creature that operates like the other non-animal forms of life on Earth. A sentient fungus, or entire forests of highly mobile tree-like creatures with a sophisticated society. That would be interesting, that would be truly alien.

But no, all alien life are humanoids and all of their planets look like Earth or Mars. Fuck science-fiction.

The only pieces of media I've ever seen that try to create a truly alien looking environment are Subnautica and the Xen region of the original Half-Life.

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 No.2116945

>>2116710

cringe

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 No.2116946

File: 46385cd82642449⋯.webm (1.61 MB,400x400,1:1,ayylmao.webm)

I unironically think that They live is the best and closest representation of aliens.

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 No.2116958

>>2116945

epic based redpill

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 No.2116963

>>2116943

The problem is that most directors who could bring the money for that to be real are too safe/grounded in their movies to make something truly fantastical. They are too afraid to make a truly alien-looking film because they rather have a blockbuster. It is really sad.

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 No.2116964

>>2116943

>The only pieces of media I've ever seen that try to create a truly alien looking environment are Subnautica and the Xen region of the original Half-Life.

I liked C. S. Lewis's The Space Trilogy for making Mars and Venus into interesting planets with diverse life. For instance Mars has all of its life in ravines with creatures different then humans and Venus despite having an Adam/Eve couple is 99% ocean with massive floating islands of plant life that sustains other life. Would make a cool-looking move.

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 No.2116968

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>>2116963

hence why we need that long overdue UBI

we'll make our own kino

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 No.2116969

>>2116968

I'm just going to vote for Bernie to own the Jews.

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 No.2117001

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>>2116969

Don't, bernout is not the right choice

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 No.2117019

>>2117001

No, he's BASED.

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 No.2117029

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 No.2117187

>>2117029

He's way better than a orange zionist who molests his own jew daughter.

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 No.2117188

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>>2117001

He's literally hitler

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 No.2117191

>>2117188

poes law is helluva drug

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 No.2117276

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>>2117187

Yang is the ideal candidate

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 No.2117322

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>>2117276

>hate Yang's stance on guns

>really want free autismbux

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 No.2117325

This thread is about ayy lmaos, don't forget

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 No.2117327

>>2117325

And why we want to fuck them.

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 No.2117332

>>2117327

But which ones?

Xenomorphs for me.

Male or female :3c

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 No.2117335

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>>2117332

Sexy space cats

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 No.2117336

>>2116968

>>2117276

>>2117322

>implying he could deliver on his UBI promise even if he actually wanted to (as opposed to it being a hook for retards)

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 No.2117337

>>2117336

Congress is already considering it, and it WAS going to happen in the 70s

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 No.2117340

>>2117335

You keep posting this shit

These are just furries

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 No.2117345

>>2117340

You shut the fuck up. Those are sexy space cats and there is a world of difference between sexy space cats and furries. I will fucking microwave your brains into goo from across the goddamn country if you don't correct that attitude son.

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 No.2117367

>>2117340

ayyz are furries spoiler

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 No.2117449

>>2117345

They're literally the same thing

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 No.2117450

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>>2117337

How's that going to work with open borders? Tbh privileges and entitlements without duties and service is retarded even as it is. Giving citizens free money without tying citizenship to something is a recipe for disaster. Being able to vote without military service is soooo dumb just by itself.

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 No.2117461

>>2117367

>>2117449

You fucked up, prepare your buttholes.

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 No.2117469

>>2117336

Something about how billionaires like Mark Zuckerberg are pushing for UBI makes me skeptical of the version of it they're promoting.

I'm sure anything good Yang tried to do would fail to get off the ground. If a guy as strong-willed as Trump still gets cockblocked, what chance does a BEYDA MAYUL like Yang have if he considered going against the tide?

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 No.2117757

Needs less slime ayy and more realistic ayy. We are dominate species for a reason

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 No.2121565

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