/tkr/ - Tickling Refuge

BadCrab dialogue be warned.

Artists unknown.

>>14783

Frist one is by this one. https://www.deviantart.com/giggle-and-blush

She used to be known as OddTickles before she deleted everything, but she came back last year and uploaded old stuff as well.

>>14767

This random and profuse low quality bumping has happened before (and I'm pretty sure it was done by just one guy, which only makes it weirder). Could just be an overzealous newfag I guess, but the tinfoil hatty part of my brain keeps coming back to this thread and the idea that some dumbass that doesn't understand how useless their approach is keeps trying to keep a thread off the front page or something.

And then there's the CP and Q spam, which is just as annoying but a bit easier to explain through regular internet dumbfuckery. All things considered these are weirdly troublesome (except not really) times for /tkr/.

>>14706

To add to the game feel of it, you can give a *point to posts you like, and we'll see which poster has the best mind for this sort of thing.

You get *bonus points by taking a scenario you've been assigned and writing a story or making a drawing of it.

*The points mean nothing otherwise.

>>14707

Alright, I'll bite. Don't know if this is exactly how this works, but here goes:

You anon, have henceforth been tasked, by the all powerful Queen of this fantasy world, with writing the official kingdom bestiary! Well, one section of it, really, the whole thing would be huge, too much work for one man. What section? Oh, funny thing that… You kinda drew the short straw and got the… "Tickle Monster" part of the document…

Oh, don't fret, I'm sure it won't be too bad! Yes, there's a countless amount of tickle monsters out there in this fantasy land, all sorts of magical creatures and beings that are just dying to get their hands (or claws, or talons, or whatever, kinda your job to figure that out huh?) on you and tease, squeeze, scratch etc. every part of your sensitive body they can exploit in order to extract every single hysterical howl of laughter your lungs can produce for hours on end, and yes, the Queen has ordered that you experience what each one of them is capable of for at least a couple of days before you write your report, and, of course, since we're dealing with tickle monsters here, there might not even be a guarantee that you will manage to escape or they will let you go, like, ever, if they don't get tired of your begging and struggling, and crazed out of control laughter, but… uh… What was my point again? Ah, whatever, you just relax! What's the worse that can happen? A life of endless tickle torture at the hands (or, again, tentacles or whatever) of a creature whose purpose is to, specifically, tickle you as badly as possible? Sure,that might've been the end for the last ten guys (rescue parties are a big no-go), but you shouldn't let that get you down. Oh, and you shouldn't think about escaping or deceiving the Queen with made up stories either. Last guy that tried that is still serving as her Majesty's personal tickle slave, and hasn't gotten any shut eye for the last couple of months if the screams of ticklish laughter are anything to go by. No, no, what you should do is think positive and carry on with a big smile!

Lord knows you have plenty in store for you in the futuPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>14712

Nice, while I work on my extra credit:

You've been abducted by aliens and taken to an alien world to participate in a gauntlet. You must compete with different beautiful aliens from all over the universe (so, like, 6.) and must avoid all sorts of traps and beasts. If you get caught or take too long, you will be snagged in a tickling trap, and be used as decoration/entertainment for the eternity.

Good luck <3

>>14712

Carmella Sanchez annotated Field Guide to Tickle Monsters:

The following is translate from shorthand, in a constructed language

Day 01: This is the first day of my task our noble Queen, glory be thy name, has “honored” me with the task of looking for the Tickle monsters that have apparently plagued our lands. She claims it’s because as I’m one of the most educated ladies of the land, which while true, I believe it’s because that insufferable magic mirror named me the most beautiful of the land at the banquet. I got a lot of undue blow back because of that damnable mirror, but this is a task I’m sure I’m more than qualified to take on.

#001 Featured Creature: The Mimic Tickler

Day 1

Our first monster’s vague location wasn’t very far, to be sure. In fact, it was only just in the royal dungeons. I was decreed to find the monster by myself, in the vast labyrinth that is the royal cellars. Knowing it was going to be difficult, I took every precaution: I wore my blessed leather armor of warding and my drake toothed dagger, and lit a torch to begin my search.

Day 3

It’s been 90 godless hours; I’ve been spelunking in this horrid oubliette, and I haven’t seen a damned thing. It’s insane just how cavernous it is down here; I’ve been checking above me constantly in case some creature drops from the ceiling, but the torchlight doesn’t even reach the top. I’ve been on the move for literal days , and I haven’t seen a clue of where this so called “mimic monster” is. Considering I haven’t been told what it mimics, it could be anything. I suspect it will be one of those creatures that will transform into your greatest fears I’ve heard about, if it exists. Otherwise, as I fear is true, it’s a snipe hunt I’m supposed to spend the rest of my days on to keep myself out of eyesight of our high Queen. It’s quiet, dank, and supply is scarce. Moral low.

Leave it to Nintendo to make sexy villainesses