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No.56
Remember when Isabel was afraid to show her face? This video (her earliest existing ASMR video) is just amazing tbh. Her breath tickles your ear as she whispers right into it. Isabel has always been special. And no, I have no idea why "imagination" begins with a small "i". Isabel's ways are mysterious.
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No.130
I have to say that some of Isabella's videos trigger me pretty hard.
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No.27815
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What does she mean by this?
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No.27818
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Why is she still wearing make-up then? Does she realize how easy (attractive) females have it in 2021? 80% of suicides are male after all.
Maybe she's approaching the wall and becoming "spiritual"/reading Eckart Tholle to cope with losing some of her looks in the future like Connor Murphy.
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No.27869
>>27818
>80% of suicides are male after all.
And there's nothing wrong with that. It's just Nature working as intended. Tell me when men with actual value are the ones dying. Until then, the more the merrier.
>Maybe she's approaching the wall and becoming "spiritual"/reading Eckart Tholle to cope
As if the very concept of "the wall" isn't a cope. If she's played her cards right, she can sit back, relax, and enjoy "post-wall" life, especially with plenty of would-be admirers at her beck and call.
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No.27871
>>27869
who the fuck invited crystal cafe in here?
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No.27872
>>27869
Yes her SMV post-wall is still way higher than the average male. But she cannot as easily get with the Chads she used to in her early 20's which is always a huge shock to them. And as we all know those are the only kind of men (top 10-20%) who aren't invisible to the female gender today, as shown by studies.
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No.27873
>>27869
>And there's nothing wrong with that. It's just Nature working as intended. Tell me when men with actual value are the ones dying. Until then, the more the merrier.
That was mean Isabel. You should apologize.
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No.27876
>>27869
>As if the very concept of "the wall" isn't a cope. If she's played her cards right, she can sit back, relax, and enjoy "post-wall" life, especially with plenty of would-be admirers at her beck and call.
Yeah ok. She is not unmarried, childless and losing viewers. Where are all these admirers?
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No.27885
>>27876
Fresh new 18 year old ASMRtists are minted yearly anon.
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No.27890
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No.27891
She's the Dutch gym owner chick no?
I've left asmr a long time ago when every thot started to cash in on half baked tapping shit while wearing revealing clothes. It's a lost art
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No.27895
>>27891
>it's a lost art
ASMR as an art unironically peaked in the 90's to early 2010-ish. The girls (with very few exceptions) doing ASMR nowadays have no idea about what equipment to use or even how to set up mics correctly to trigger ASMR. This short video from 1996 isn't even supposed to trigger ASMR yet it still gives me more tingles than the current money-hungry camgirls strictly relying on their looks ever will:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA
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No.27897
>>27895
KINO really good headphone soundstage demonstration too.
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No.27902
>>27895
I got fed up when some of my favourites either got removed by the owner itself or just plain jewtube algorithm pushing for fucking "mukbang slurping" asmr videos.
There's one in particular that I'm searching for, it's an English girl but she talks in an American accent about some half of her earlier videos, and then she progressed to speak normally after. The video is an 'opening a new bank account' roleplay. I think it's still up but for some reason I can't find it.
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No.27903
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>>27902
Was the girl Lady ASMR? This isn't the video you're talking about, but is she the ASMRtist?
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No.27909
>>27903
Hmmm I don't think that's her. The video I'm searching for, you could only see her laptop and some bank pamphlets on the table. Plus I think she wasn't too keen on showing her face because I think she was on the chubbier side, lol.
On a side note here's one video I think you might like: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vqacK1ISADs
Tell me what you think about that
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No.27910
>>27909
And I forgot to add - how I knew she's English, because the pamphlets she was showing is a bank in the UK called Halifax. It was either Halifax or Lloyds TSB if I'm not mistaken
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No.28165
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So unfortunate that she's gone so low as to show her boob scars on YouTube.
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No.28168
>>28165
There's a rumor Madi ASMR had boob reduction also recently :(
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No.28181
>>28165
She's getting rid of the male audience once and for all. Imagine being her boyfriend, getting with this 10 out of 10 Dutch hottie goddess and she pulls her boobs out and scars herself permanently for views. Smart money says he's desperately searching for an exit strategy.
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No.28182
personally I think small real tits are a big step up from platic ones
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No.28183
>>28182
100% AMEN, BROTHER!
>HulkHogan.jpg
I can understand getting your tits cut off because of cancer. I understand that. Did Isabel have less than a perfect Barbie doll shaped figure and got fake boobs because she wanted to be a Sports Illustrated bikini model when she grew up (but that didn't happen) and now that she's gotten older (walled), she decided to uninstall her fake tits? Not only did she have the scar from the original install, but now she has a fresh new scar on top of the old scar from the uninstall?! Not to mention all the stretched out loose skin now, It'd be nice if Isabel used this as a teachable moment for young women and promoted body positivity instead of the jewish mutilating knife, but she won't.
That's why I like girls like Gibi, Soe, and Flo. The itty bitty titty committee is real body positivity and best for a female's self esteem. I'd much rather worship Soe's b cups before having Scamouranth's fake ass water balloons in my face.
I wish Isabel would tell all of the impressionable girls in her audience that she influences, this one thing. Love the skin you're in. Love yourself. Don't change for anyone. If a man, or a fan, doesn't love you because your tits aren't big enough, then you don't need them and they don't deserve you. That's real talk.
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No.28184
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>>28165
As much as I didn't want to give her a view, I felt it unfair if I didn't at least hear her out. Isabel was blessed with being born as a literal viking girl inside of a Valkyrie body. Regardless, kike brainwashing lead her into believing she had ugly little boobs. So, at the ripe old age of 20, with all of her decades of wisdom, she decided to pay some (((doctor))) to shove big blobs of plastic into her body.
Fast forward to today and Isabel says she'd have the fun bags removed without thinking twice, but she fails to admit that she regrets ever doing this bullshit in the first place.
What I'd really like to see from our Valkyrie goddess is for her to tell all of these young ladies not to fall for the "magic knife" to begin with. Preach body positivity, trad life, nature, organics, etc. Step out of a cosmic doorway like Quantum Leap to Gibi and smack her in the mouth. "Bitch, I know what you're thinking, but you better not do it. There's a better way." If that happens remains to be seen. Stay tuned till the next episode.
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No.28185
And before Karuna Satori tries to add her toxic two cents to this conversation, "BITCH, we saw the pics of what happened to you on /asmr/ with your botched body mods. You was one bad lip surgery away from looking like a goddam cartoon for the rest of your life. Stay in your lane, sit the fuck down, and shut your stupid whore mouth."
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No.28187
>>28181
She said in a recent video that they broke up. She's having a mid life crisis.
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No.28865
>>28187
I sure called it, didn't I? He gets with this gorgeous woman, she self-mutilates, and being a man who isn't dumb peace-outs.
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No.28867
>>28865
I'm glad she had them removed and think she didn't need them. Women are heavily influenced by beauty trends and seeing powerful boss babes with big bazongas makes them feel insecure about themselves. So they cave into peer pressure and alter their natural beauty.
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No.28931
>>27876
>Yeah ok. She is not unmarried, childless and losing viewers. Where are all these admirers?
Just because one woman can't play her cards right, doesn't mean the rest can't. I see it all the time, dude.
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No.28932
>>27872
>Yes her SMV post-wall is still way higher than the average male. But she cannot as easily get with the Chads she used to in her early 20's which is always a huge shock to them.
Why would she care? Like I said, it's a cope. As long as she finds some decent enough beta, she's set. If she even cares to find one. And the "average" male doesn't tend to whine about "Chad" and "SMV" like a little bitch. It all goes back to what I said: tell me when men with VALUE are the ones whining and killing themselves, not mutt bastards who didn't have a chance no matter how equal the sexual marketplace is. Not even creepy old men on Chat Avenue would want a faggot like that.
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No.28934
>>28932
It's post-wall women like Isabel who are the ones whining because they can't attract chad anymore. There's a video of her crying about it and admitting she just wants to be married and have kids. Still yet to happen as far as I'm aware.
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