No.5526 [Last50 Posts]
Confess it son. Whatever's bothering you. I promise it'll be confidential.
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No.5532
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No.5533
My parents think I'm secretly a tranny because I'm a huge pussy and they found out I've been stealing my little sisters panties. I've actually just been stealing them because I have an incest fetish and like to jack off and cum into them. Forgive me father.
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No.5534
>>5533
How little is your sister?
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No.5535
>>5533
ok, how is that asmr related?
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No.5536
>>5535
Valid question. But then again 8chan is full of people suffering from down syndrome
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No.5546
I visit this heinous website called 8chan where I read gossip about 20 year old youtube girls who I use as a surrogate for intimacy because I am too broken to be loved in real life.
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No.5549
>>5546
>too broken to be loved irl
A-anon, I…
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No.5557
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No.5566
I've masturbated multiple times to Célia. and edge fapped to the armpit-clips I cut from her various vids
Don't judge and @ me anons.
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No.5567
>>5566
What happens at confession stays at confession
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No.5568
>>5567
I appreciate it father. Thank you for not judging and demonizing me right away.
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No.5569
>>5546
I like the more psychologically messed up girls, it's easier to put myself in an imaginary relationship with them. Rainbow haired bpd girls give me the feels.
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No.5577
>>5569
Yes I relate. I am most attracted to moderately broken girls. Even if our struggles are not the same it's as if we can relate to each other much better, in a way a "normal" girl could never understand.
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No.5950
>>5577
Anon, you would be surprised at how many "normal" people are actually really fucked up and unhappy. The only difference between us and them is that we've spent enough time alone to be able to contemplate why we're broken and, to a degree, make sense of it. They don't have that mental toolset, so they fundamentally don't know how to figure out what's making them unhappy. Their lives are empty in a different sense, and I dare to think in a worse sense, than ours. They know that nobody likes the sadsack faggot that can't cheer up, so they have to pretend - we don't.
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No.6814
<tfw some motherfucker took down the tall enough tree that I plan to hang myself to
>they use it as a post
<it's the only perfect spot/tree nearby to hang myself in peace where I can't be easily seen at night if ever I finally decide to do the deed
motherfucker fucked up my plan.
If I only have gun, I've prolly shot myself already.
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No.7756
>>5577
>I am most attracted to moderately broken girls
A lot of girls that look broken or have problems aren't that different from ones that don't look like that
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No.7758
>>6814
Death by hanging is not as simple as it may seem. If the drop is too short you can live in agony for half an hour as you slowly choke to death. If the drop is too long your head can literally come off; that's what happened to Saddam Hussein. Nothing in life is easy, not even ending it.
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No.7901
I listen to Ozley asmr but I feel guilty about it because she's a married woman
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No.7918
>>5950
You have a good point there and I'm starting to realize this. A lot of people are really miserable and struggling internally, even though they seem normal or happy on the surface.
As mush as I pride myself in being self aware and introspective enough to think about these things, I sometimes wish I were one of the oblivious majority. I'm always amazed when I encounter someone with obvious deep personality or psychological issues, who seems to think that they are great and there's something wrong with everyone else. Sure they can't figure out why their life is a mess, but at least they don't hate themselves or maybe they do, but at least they have the motivation to keep up the whole facade
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No.7926
>>7901
Watch asmr videos for asmr purpose, you fucktard.
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No.7929
>>7926
>Watch asmr videos for asmr purpose
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No.7930
>>7929
What do you watch it for then? To fap or to dream about making them your wife?
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No.7992
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No.8023
>>7930
Yes, why wouldn't I? These are extremely attractive young women who whisper intimate and affectionate things to you.
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No.8402
i sometimes watch gay porn
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No.8502
>>8402
You are forgiven Gayanon just pls stop posting so many dicks in Erin thread, tks >.<
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No.8509
>>8402
You watch Toni bomboni
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No.9966
You do realize that we all can't be an asmr-orbiter forever, right?
For how long do you think you can orbit your asmr-fus like this?
I think for me, when i finally found someone irl. But I don't think that'll happen soon. It's not like I can't talk to girls irl or a literal incel (volcel masterrace). But I don't wantafraid to love again irl, and i feel like love makes you "weak", it makes you worry about a lot of things. Being with someone or actually loving someone irl doesn't fit with my introverted personality cause I hate actual people and I'm a very jealous goy too, which i hate.
I dunno why, but maybe that's why I prefer orbiting my asmr-fus cause of this kind of personality defect/autism.
I like loving unattainable girls. It would do no good for me in the long run but I can't help that I'm like this
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No.9969
>>9966
Do you really need a partner to be happy in life, anon?
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No.9970
>>9969
>Partner
I can't really say if it's a yes or a no.
I-i never actually had a longterm or regular relationship with someone so I can't really tell if I want that or not in life. But i had an MU (or sort of a puppy love) back in high school, but I got my heart broken in that, and since then I never seek girls irl, kek. It shouldn't have damaged me, cause it's just a puppy love but it actually did
But tbh, i fantasize about having a partner yes.
nowadays with the waifu/s I orbit especially. I got vivid happy fantasies about being happy with them. But I'm not delusional and it only stays like that, just fantasies. Not that i wanna message them personally and seek them out. That's faggy.
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No.9971
>>9970
You sound pretty normal to me. I would say you focus on improving yourself first. Ladies won't flock around boys who aren't confident. Once you have most of the things in your life falling into place, women will start noticing you which is kind of ironic because, by then, you'd be so busy with other stuff in your life that you deem interesting or important. And before you know it, that puppy love you had will be nothing but a distant childhood memory. You'll be fine anon.
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No.10063
>>9966
I am you tbh. Too tired to write a real response, but I feel you dawg.
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No.10102
>>9971
No offense fam, but that advice seems generic. I don't want girls flocking to me like a "confident chad".
I can't connect to real people no more, i fucking hate real people, hate forming real close connections/relationships.
The only "real"kek connection I feel now are watching and orbiting my 2 waifus.
I wish could explain what i feel more eloquently in english.
But I also don't understand why I'm like this. I know this isn't healthy and will only lead to me an heroing.
>>10063
Upvoted :'(
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No.10173
>>10102
Anon, it's funny because I often think there aren't other people out there that can relate in any way to what I experience, but here we are. Your experience of not being able to connect to real people anymore is one I feel as well, and the longer I live this way, the further away the rest of humanity seems.
While I can't say that I hate everyone yet, I do find a majority of people irritating, selfish, cruel, or just tiresome. Forming close relationships is something I avoid because I just feel like I don't belong among the normals anymore. I can't relate to the things they do.
Have you always felt this way anon? Google something called AvPD, do you relate to this by any chance? It's Ironic because I think people like yourself often have the most love to give, but not enough irl outlet for it. I hope you can find a girl some day who comes to understand you and love the fuck out of you. Maybe you'll get lucky too and she'll be the one to seek you out ^_^
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No.10174
>>10173
also my confession: I know this is cardinal sin for any true connoisseur of ASMR, but… I really like Gibi.
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No.10203
I once fapped thinking of Erin and Valeriya doing sapphic stuff to each other.
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No.10205
>>10203
I confess to the same sin, father. Is there no more salvation for the likes of us?
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No.10206
>>10102
call it what you want fam, take it or leave it. But I'll have you know that that advice was from my heart.
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No.10410
>>10206
<3 don't get me wrong fag. I still appreciate it.
>>10173
>Have you always felt this way anon? Google something called AvPD, do you relate to this by any chance?
Not familliar bwith AvPD. I can definitely relate to some of the symptoms and signs listed, but most of it doesn't apply to me. I dunno, maybe I have that.
I've always been this way, tho not saying i didn't have any casual friends in grade school and high school i got couple of them but kept very few slightly close throughout those years.
And i also remember during kindergarten, every friday is play day and we have to bring toys. All the kids are playing in the playground with each other, but I always chose to sit alone in the classroom with myself and I didn't even play with the toy i brought. That's my earliest memory of not being able to relate and doesn't want to do anything related to being sociable. I was extremely shy and even if the teachers talk to me to persuade me to participate, i still wouldn't go. But they just let me be later on, lol.
Butbi got worse as i was growing up. Still have 2 friends that i still see semi-regularly these days, but tbh it irritates me everytime not that I hate them, but they are normies who I can't relate to anymore and when we see each other they are the ones whondo the talking anyways shit I'm not interested in/don't wanna hear
If I'm a female, I'd literally be like Amelie, just minus the cuteness and le quirkyness, kek
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No.10419
>>10174
Gibi is my favourite ASMRtist.
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No.11137
>>5534
she's 8, so old enough to not care about it
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No.11139
>>11137
I feel bad for your sister. What is wrong with you.
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No.11140
>>11137
Yikes nigger, seek jesus.
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No.12433
I'm a well known ASMRtist who orbits another well known ASMRtist. If you knew me you would never expect to find me here.
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No.12434
>>12433
I'd welcome you but here you never know if someone is lying.
Who do you orbit? :3
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No.12728
You probably heard the news by now fams.
In case our site gets a lot of heat from this shit and get taken down by the feds/people in power, where should we go?
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No.12753
>>12728
Right-wing terrorists are the biggest terrorist threat in America ironically and now it seems to be spreading. It'd be stupid for the site to get taken down for this. FaceBook is just as guilty it seems and nobody's going to shut down FaceBook.
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No.12757
>>12728
I try not to read the rest of the boards on this shithole website. Where is that from, and how many warrants just got issued…
I'll see you on r/gonewildaudio fam ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)
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No.12770
>>12757
Everyone knows the NZ massacre was masterminded by Erin and carried out by erinfags coordinating on this board. Your days are numbered.
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No.12777
>>12757
Look in our own /pol/ board. Shooter posted there first before he attacked the mosque.
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No.12784
>>12777
Not surprised.
>>12753
My thinking is that there are certain personality types who are extremely influenceable, and will fall deep into any ideology they read. This same NZ faggot would have been a suicide bomber if he happened to be born in Iraq. People know there are pawns like this in the world and they use them to do their dirty work.
Yes, the right-wing terrorism is spreading. What's most ironic is that the muslims they are ideologically retaliating against are also right-wing terrorists, just of a different faith. This is right-wing on right-wing violence with regular every day people getting caught in the crossfire. What does it accomplish?
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No.12788
>>12784
>his same NZ faggot would have been a suicide bomber if he happened to be born in Iraq.
This is exactly right and I'm surprised somewhat that people here are able to see that. A lot of people just need something to believe in because they have nothing else in their pitiful lives so they'll latch onto anything that they think will bring them infamy or make them somewhat important. These days people have a lot more free time and a lot less purpose so of course some people will feel useless.
>This is right-wing on right-wing violence with regular every day people getting caught in the crossfire. What does it accomplish?
Nothing but apparently /pol/ thinks it was great. I wonder if they even watched the footage because there were heros in the mosque that sacrificed themselves to save the other people when they could have escaped but of course only the gunman was the hero to them.
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No.13722
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No.13908
I cringe whenever I read "ASMRtist" and "ASMR community"
(But I believe making (good) ASMR can be a work of art though, but still those words…)
Yikes… Haha
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No.14013
>>13908
>I cringe whenever I read "ASMRtist"
I did for the longest time too. Then I never knew what to write when referring to an asmr… girl? Asmr youtuber? Then I just stopped giving a shit. I don't mind the term now.
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No.14082
I've spent an embarassing amount of time rubbing one out to various intricate fantasies of my ASMR waifus fucking each other. Mainly ones where I turn them gay.
This board is the only outlet for my degeneracy.
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No.14090
I tapped to some lewd ASMR yesterday. Not even for pleasure really, but just for the release of the orgasm and to help sleep. Basic "Lazy Slob 101" stuff. Anyone, it was going fine or whatever, and then the girl dropped an "I love you", and I felt such a rush of pleasure and came almost immediately after that, harder than I have in a while, and definitely harder than I have watching actual porn in a long time. But this also made lying alone in bed afterwards a lot harder.
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No.14091
>>14090
>tapped
Should say fapped goddamnit
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No.14193
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No.14195
>>14090
>I love you
That's pretty gay you faggot I also know the feels of fapping to asmr and feeling emotionally close to the girl. It's a different level than just plain fapping. It's great to have in lieu of the real thing, but also hard when you realize your utter alone-ness afterwards.
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No.18120
I started to give dislike when I don't like of what I'm hearing. I know that the girls took hours to make and edit a short video of 30min but If I don't like it I don't fucking care
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No.18225
>>18120
If that makes you happy dude.
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No.21898
I enjoy asmr for the relaxing qualities, but I also masturbate to it..
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No.21922
whenever I feel like jacking off to a picture, I put on Frivolous Fox's ear licking asmr, but I always leave a thumbs down under the video because I hate how popular ear eating/mouth sounds have become
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No.23460
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I just rubbed one out for Moona. Ask me anything.
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No.23462
>>23460
Did you save it before she removed it?
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No.23468
I'm a chick and I come here to read about you creaming it because guys fapping is my fetish, I am a popular asmr creator but you'll never know who..
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No.23469
>>23468
i don't believe you, but if you are e.g. elise, you should know that you are not popular.
and would you please show us your pussy?
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No.23471
>>23468
Hey Gibi. I’m going to jerk it to one of your videos right now.
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No.23478
>>23468
based, i'm jacking it right now
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No.23503
>>23468
We're not all incels here. Some of us prefer real women and aren't cucks. If you're a popular ASMR creator then you're probably not single. Do you enjoy knowing that beta males fap to your content while Chad pounds you?
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No.23519
I'm glad old /asmr/ is dead, /tingles/ was always more comfy and you could actually talk about/post different creators
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No.23529
>>23519
kill yourself faggot
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No.23530
I literally don't watch a single channel that isn't Korean, unless you count Latte who's technically Korean but hasn't uploaded an actual Korean video in apparently 2 years now. I guess she must pull more views from white fans.
I'm not a Koreaboo in any other way outside of this, their media sucks, their culture is complete cancer and the pretty girls are all sameface clones of each other, but they're just way better at ASMR than white women. Korea right now feels like how the earlier ASMR scene in the west looked before it all turned into super-softcore porn and Onlyfans ads; it's just a bunch of girls rambling about makeup and bullshit and doing medium-fi personal grooming roleplays.
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No.23534
>>23468
Eddiemurphynodding.gif
Drevilright.gif
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No.23535
Im schizophrenically in love and obsessed with Mommy Blue. I love her so much i want to BE her. Ive also cross dressed and humped pillows while imagining being her taking BBC. Ill put up a video of her and put pictures of BBCs next to it lmao. I imagine im her and dating some 6'6 300 lb death row nigger because im such an overly nice sweet innocent blonde princess. And im getting raped and abused by him. And im like some bleeding heart dating him in order to help him rehabilitate into society
Tbh nothing wud turn me on more than being her and getting gangraped mercilessly by dirty gigantic demonic ghetto niggers in a grimy back alley
Ultimate innocent rapunzel princess ruined by monsters fantasy
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No.23540
>>23535
not the real blue mommy poster
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No.23560
I can't stop thinking about Hannah and her large grey eyes
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No.23561
>>13908
>I cringe whenever I read "ASMRtist"
Point of order here. You'll note the word "ASMRtist" does _not_ have the wort "artist" in it. The cringey term some use is "ASMR artist" and this is the truly cringey, pretentious word that the legitimate and non-cringey "ASMRtist" neatly avoids.
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No.23562
>>23561
. "You'll note the word "ASMRtist" does _not_ have the wort "artist" in it. "
you are really funny
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No.23566
There's no confessions on this one. I'm pretty sure those ASMR artists are never having those sins.
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No.23572
To be frank most ASMR I watched was because I was so lonely and wanted to pretend that someone would be talking to me during night then I realized that they were different people in real life, some of them with mental problems, and began to think it is unhealthy because these women actually know nothing about me and neither do I about them. An illusion. I can't really watch those with comfort anymore.
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No.23654
>>23572
Who did you watch?
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No.23661
>>23654
Most of them in general. Delicate ASMR for example she's such a different person in twitch and seems mentally unwell. Anyways her eyes are so pretty that I can't stop thinking about her
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No.23662
>>23661
>for example she's such a different person in twitch and seems mentally unwell
It's a good idea to never watch OOC stuff from anybody. 99% of the time it just ruins them. I've never once watched a video with somebody's "real" non-ASMR personality in it and liked them more for it.
One of the things that makes Latte so great (in my view) is that she figured this out herself and nuked all her social media/vlogshit and never posts anything without the carefully engineered personality.
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No.23673
>>23662
Well too late, I feel like K from Balde Runner in the end of the movie
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No.25113
This fucking creeps keep harrasing Katie. She's a beautiful person she deserves better.
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No.25179
>>25113
Katie? You mean BlueKatie? people harasses her? in what way? first time I've heard of it. and do you know she has a bf now? an anon who allegedly know her irl was in a thread answering a few questions. he sound legit. she shilled her bfs channel on her instagram stories a few months ago. that's the guy.
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No.25383
I pretty regularly jack off to hentai on one tab, and my ASMR playlist windowed to the side. It's all about the buzz for me, the ASMR usually isn't sexual or romantic so pretty often I end up listening to Tirar or Ephemeral Rift while I coom.
It's a little gay. But atleast it's not male jerk off encouragement.
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No.25579
>>5526
>>5526
I only coom to ASMR than to actual porn these days. My video collection of each thot I simp over has a folder containing extracted facesets which i use to train DFL models and make decent 30 sec deepfakes. I then open up Sony VEGAS and compile this series of deepfakes into one video and layer rapid-fire images, cycling through different faces per frame throughout.the entire sequence. If feeling extra deviant I apply a spiral pattern with some binaural beats sprinkled with some ear eating and inaudible whispering sounds. I then indulge in the green jew, get drunk enough to start feeling the spins and then proceed to sniff poppers while watching my creation using a VR headset. My vibrating masturbator combined with my vibrating prostate massager sends me into a coom at a level close to an out of body experience and I feel a one-ness with my ASMR girl harem as they stare into my eyes.
The post-nut clarity always fucks me up though.
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No.25582
>>25579
I can't imagine putting this much effort into having a wank.I just want to get it over with so I can get on with my life.
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No.25595
>>25579
This is incredibly based, king. Mind sharing some of those deepfakes?
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No.25957
>>23468
If you have done some ear eating I've probably jerked off to you. You're welcome
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No.25964
>>23468
That's actually really fucking hot. You knowing that thousands of men are fantasizing and shooting their cum for you. Then you get off to the thought of it. It's like mutual masturbation. Now I'm thinking about you getting yourself off. Your comment made my dick hard.
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No.26030
I masturbate to softly and old (non-sexual) Lilium. It gets me off better than porn.
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No.26038
>>23662
> social media/vlogshit and never posts anything without the carefully engineered personality.
Now if only Ozley would do the same.
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No.26769
>>5526
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I just feel like I was tested and that I failed. It's just masturbation has caused such distress for me (i must have been 10 or 11 i broke done crying and prayed for god or even satan or an evil spirit or any being to just grant me control over my urges in exchange for my immortal soul) since the start. It's like i can't do it without feeling as if i have sinned and that I am doing something wrong. Before i ever stumbled upon the chan federation i always always deep into politics while deep into feminism i discovered detailed descriptions of the porn industry and how it hurts the men and women who participate i was absolutely disgusted by the tales of abuse drug use etc. and i felt that by using pornography i was hurting the women who were performing or that my actions radiated out and hurt people who watched or were being filmed. I just kept feeling like i was nudged by god to stop masturbating and using pornography but i could just not stop looking at it and over time i started to watch more and more things until i just felt like a monster. I chose my own worldly pleasures over my love for my fellow man.
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No.26775
>>5549
Unrelated but I hope Pupinia is doing okay today.
>>12433
I, too, would also like to know who you orbit like >>12434
>>23468
Hmmm…
>>25383
>so pretty often I end up listening to Tirar or Ephemeral Rift while I coom.
Did not think I would ever see "Ephemeral Rift" and "coom" in the same sentence.
>>25579
Genius.
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No.26845
ASMR is for pleasure. fuck these whores saying it isnt sexual
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No.26878
>>5526
I fucking love kissing vids for the actual trigger and not for anything sexual. I miss the good ole days when these ethots would do kissing vids for the simps instead of awful ear licking vids that do nothing for me.
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No.26907
I masturbate to Latte.
A lot.
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No.26930
>>5526
I have jerked myself dry to Ozley. She is so soothing, so pretty, so wholesome. I drift off, post-orgasm, and dream of connubial bliss with her in our suburban Texas ranch home. Every afternoon she greets me at the door with a warm embrace and a kiss that holds the promise of more; I rest my face on her crown and inhale her scent. I go off to shower while she slips into her lycras and sneakers for a run. When I am cleaned and not yet yet dressed, she bursts back onto the house, healthily sweaty, and finds me ready to make love. I explore every inch of her ripe, perfect flesh with my tongue, taking extra time with her toes, her breasts (full, pale, supple, perfect rosy areolae), her ass, and finally her cunt. Her lips are full and tight, her pubic hair dark honey-blonde and groomed perfectly. Finally I plunge inside her and slowly pump my seed into her womb. Once I've spent myself within her we lie back for a while, talking idly, kissing, caressing. When I begin to grown hard once more she moves herself between my thighs and strokes and licks my shaft. She speaks softly, but filthily: how she loves my cock even more when it tastes like her, how she wants to drain every drop of cum from my balls, asking if eating my ass will make me cum even more, asking if she's a good girl for daddy, etc, etc…Her mouth and tongue and lips and fingers on my shaft and balls and ass eventually makes me explode in orgasm again, and she cleans me up with her tongue while stroking my hips and thighs. Sometimes she slumbers right there beneath me, sometimes she gets up to wash off a bit or even have a shower; always she returns to my side to spoon and drift to sleep, belly and pussy full of my seed.
In short, I jerk it to Ozley a lot.
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No.26959
my favourites are jewish and non-white asmrtists, asmr glow is probably the best.
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No.26961
>>23519
I miss /asmr/ Fuck this lame ass dead board with no file attachments.
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No.27100
I don’t think I’ve ever masturbated to any woman as much I’ve masturbated to Gibi. I’ve spilled gallons of cum for her. I’m going to wank to Gibi’s new video tonight and there’s nothing she can do to stop me.
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No.27114
>>26961
same man. whole fucking site is dead especially now that Q was exposed as a nothing burger. Pretty sure this is just a honeypot now.
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No.27118
There is no confession speak at this time.
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No.27286
I started listening to asmr, because I had a weed induced panic attack and couldn't easily fall asleep for a few weeks. I felt like I was short of breat, my pulse was rampant and my blood pressure was very high, but ASMR legitametly helped me get over it and I'm healthy again. I've been listening to ASMR for a few years now, but I rarely and allmost never get tingles anymore, I don't know why probably just built up an immunity, but I feel like much of the modern ASMR is just shitty, I really like ASMR when it's playing with your directional sense of hearing, for example the virtual barber shop one or Heather's circle time videos. But now I just listen to this shit to fall asleep and relax, and sometimes to coom, but mostly I feel like it's a substitute for a gf.
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No.27323
i'm ashamed of what i did to lucy.
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No.27439
The video where Gracie K wore a low cut top but filmed herself close to the camera so it looked like she was naked? That. rip it's deleted now though. Before you judge me, notice her freckles and big blue eyes. You would as well, n'es pas?
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No.27455
>>5526
One of my asmr triggers are lack women's assholes clenching and releasing. I've found two videos of it that aren't overlaid with shitty music and let me really take in the soft, subtle sound of a delicious black donut puckering up, the sound of the woman's breath as she breaths in before clenching, it's the best thing in the world.
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No.27584
I would gladly cut my dick off if I got to spend a night with timony and gibi.
It would be all I ever needed.
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No.27619 
I lost a lot of online friends and my wife because I became obsessed with Pelagea and even heavily moderated her things while on family vacation.
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