/tingles/ - ASMR

>>23367

i dont feel like thinking so much when enjoying my asmr though

new vid dropped

>>28767

I wish she would become active on /tingles/

She could be our mentor here and we could all be insane together.

>>28792

she should create a new board. Because it sucks we cant post images here.

>>28609

Who cares. It's not like life has any meaning anyway. Depression is just government funded gaslighting against unhappy citizen.

"You are broken, not the system hehehe"

>>28767

she is cute

I've been watching her since 2014, I believe she is around 34-36 now. Still have a major crush on her as cringe as that sounds. I really like her voice and her look

>>29049

imagine her in a leathery hugo boss uniform doing happycaust lore-play as a prison guard.

Would be best tingle ever. She would be best happycaust guard.

>>29049

I still love her too. iktf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoPYoy034OA

dunno bout you, but i nutted.

>>29463

Virgin Coomer Vs Chad Cum Saver

>>29466

does it count if I save it like in a jar?

>>29473

No you must hold it in. You can jerk your dick but you can't bust. Women can sense when a man nuts. They can tell who is coomer and who is not. They want to drain our life force and our resources. We must become better men, then maybe one day we'll get a real girlfriend.

>>29475

Maybe I could set some kind of a trap for them using my cum jar as bait

>>29477

Women do not like cum unless you pay them to like it. Those girls taking facials on the Hub aren't doing it for free.

>>29492

Wtf not true at all, the complete opposite. Most heterosexual women crave cum, they literally can't help it. It's a biological response

>>29493

I've never heard that in my life. Sounds like you've been catfished by homosexuals. Any woman that legitimately wants your genetic material is probably trying to baby trap you. You better hide those cum jars in a safe place.

>>29496

Lol. Dude what planet do you live on wtf 😆

>>29500

What planet are you from bro? Where are all these hot babes wanting to milk your cummy wummies? Give me the coordinates on your star chart. I'll try to book a flight there on one of those economy class space shuttles.

She is 37-38, and yet she looks the best she ever has. Though that is largely down to her knowing what look works. Even though she says that she has issues accepting how she looks. But her skin and her body in general still look really nice, she has matured into a fine lady instead of being an edgy cringelord.

She might be an actual witch, I wanna smell her hair and hear her berate me on my shortcomings. Maybe then she might stop being a prude.

>>29716

>stop being a prude

Simps are worse than feminists. You enable feminist behavior. If you don't change your ways you'll end up a crazy cat lady like the rest of them.

>>29721

She started it with those old modelling shoots.

Gotta finish what you start.

To answer the stuff said up top, as I came across this page in a search, Ardra was right about Sailor and he admitted most of his wrong doing. Like still talking to a chick he used to cheat on his wife with, while he was with Ardra. (He then released an asmr video with that woman, right after Ardra dumped him, to spite her. Then took it down.) He didn't admit to getting physical with Ardra, which is why she said she left him, the first time (I'm pretty sure they went off and on about 4 or 5 times. Both crawling back and forth) And the last thing, he vaguely admitted, was she accused him of creeping on young, barely legal chicks, that was the final straw. He said he had a bad habit he needed to change (after she left him and posted why) and 'sorry for unfollowing a bunch of you.' So yeah, she was right about him, dude is a creep. I saved the docs of most of what I'm talking about but it's on a hdd I can't get to right now. It's a longer story, but that's the basics. Yes, poor Ardra is still crazy, but she wasn't bs'ing about creepman. He admitted on his shitty podcast about being a cheater, laughed and said 'any warm body will do'. Fuckin psycho. Podcasts he did with Ardra, that he took down after they broke up, one of them he was asking her what the best way to cheat on someone would be. (this was after he was caught texting the woman he cheated on his wife with) I feel sorry for the dude she left to get with creepman, whom she idealized Sailor for being a tall, old Chad daddy ASMRtist. Of course her fantasy would be another ASMRtitst. Same ex might be with her again right now, not sure. She was complaining about the dating scene and being lonely or something, and next day, a post with them out together. That dude should not take her back for dropping him for the creep in shining armor. Have some respeck bruh. I'm ultimately cool with Ardra, but that was a shit chick move to drop some dude you're professing your eternal love for online, just cuz creep cringe asmr guy came knocking. Just a nutty chick doing nutty chick shit, they're most attracted to the narcissist creeps that they misread as 'dark and mysterious.' Here's the dark mystery. They're creeps.

>>29934

Over the last few months Sailor deleted photos of the woman he knocked up something like 3 times. So I started to pay attention a bit more. They seem to block each other and unfollow each other a lot. I happened to notice again this week. They followed each other back again, her tags reappeared on his photos and he just posted a pic of her and her other kid. It's fucked and doesn't seem stable at all. I wonder if that's his kid while he was with Ardra. Looks about the right age.

I bet you Ardra has gone to the dyke side.

>>29934

>>30124

There was always a cloud of weirdness around Sailor because the old /asmr/ doxxed him and his wife (on paper) works for a powerful DC lobbying firm. Probably a marriage of convenience. Lots of young, hopeful, e-girls see Sailor as their ticket into the coke snorting illuminati orgy. In my opinion, Sailor is just a grifter riding his wife's coat tails into the elite party. He brings young snatch to the party, like Jizlaine Maxwell. And Cocaine Mitch brings all of the blow.

>>30125

>>30124

>>29934

I don't know anything about this Sailor guy, but I looked him up and seeing him gave me Hunter Biden vibes. I could easily believe a guy like that is a sex pest. The ASMR community kinda has its own aristocracy of degenerates.

>>29934

sounds like these two are perfect for each other, don't see the issue

>>30130

Well, the issue was, she didn't like getting cheating on and abused. I don't see how you missed that part.

>>29934

She went on this rant on the podcast about how what she called monkey barring is cheating and how you shouldn't date anyone right after a break up. When Sailor suggested she liked him while with her ex she got all serious saying she never considered him because she was in a relationship. That she doesn't see other men like that when dating. Like she's Charlotte York. It was so awkward to watch because he wouldn't let it go and was acting like it was cute and she was obviously annoyed. She never wasted a moment to let everyone know her thoughts on the moral thing to do in any and all situations. Would be v. hypocritical if she dumped her ex for daddy Sailor. But then again that guy definitely lives a double life so wouldn't surprise me if she acts like that to throw people off too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feFAc7jaKwE

Coomed really fast to this one, when she said creamy vanilla I couldn't help it. God damn I would love to be her cuck

>>30259

>>30259

mmm, sideboob. hope she gets onlyfans, would pirate.

>>30378

She's too old. Almost 40 years old. I don't want to see that.

>>30379

no one forces you. i'll bet first you checked the booba, then the age.

>>30379

>>30424

I'd be a faggot and a liar if I said Ardra wasn't a very beautiful and alluring woman. But, anon is right. She's post wall and pushing 40. She's doomed to be a mother of cats, unless you want to sire her retarded babies with down syndrome. Expired eggs. 0/10 would not wife or impregnate. She's been on the cock carrousel through her prime. Some chink body builder and Sailor's leftovers, that we know of, among God only knows how many other cocks. She may be an OG and her ASMR is good. Very artsy. She's old and used up though. What a tragic waste of what could have been a wonderful woman. I wish her well, but it's all downhill from here. She waited too long to settle down. There is no "happily ever after" in Ardra's future.

We need to see if she'd push for lewder content. Her last one had a hot outfit on, wish she posted pics in it.

>>30458

Granny chaser, lusting after 40 year old women.

She's trooning out, asking for "FtM transpo" on her IG story. We lost her bros.

>>30574

What is "transpo"?

>>30575

inspo for trannies

>>30576

Anyone got a link to the story? I didn't see the trans post and her last update was 10 weeks ago.

She said a while back she isn't going to transition. She said she figures the results wouldn't be good and she likes men anyway and likes being a woman, but she does have gender dysphoria up in her head. At least she recognizes it wouldn't be a good idea. Basically she still lives as a straight woman, but have a mental disorder in this way.

>>30578

Men transition better than women, not that anyone can 100% look like that opposite sex. Most of a woman's attractiveness comes from makeup. If they didn't wear makeup a lot of e-girls would be forced to shut down their OF accounts. Now the trannies are competing with women not just in sports but also for male attention and you can thank feminism for turning womanhood into a superficial product.

Do you think if Germany had won the war they would have banned makeup? From what I've researched Eugenics promotes natural beauty. If you look at society today, particularly in the West, there is an obsession with artificiality. Marilyn Monroe and Playboy magazine were the original OF. Had we stopped that fakeness from becoming normalized, we could have prevented a generation of e-girls, troons, and coomers. Women like Ardra would be married and not posting on social media about how they may or may not be trans, because women would be valued based on their natural beauty. Without makeup and HRT, there wouldn't be tranny chasers either.

Gender dysphoria is a mental disorder. Nazis winning wars wouldn't stop it, just force it to be unspoken of. Just like Abrahamic religions don't stop homosexuality, it just keeps it hidden and makes it fester into other issues. Nazi Germany/Europe would have just morphed over time like everything else did, like Communist countries generally did. It wouldn't have been some 1940s aryan fantasy you're dreaming of. If anything, things could have gone even worse in undreamable ways. It already WAS. In the end, technology is what changes everything. Ideology is no match for it. The past just made people live lives of lies. I personally prefer people to wear their inner selves on their selves (even if it's unsightly) so I know the truth, and who to avoid.

>>30586

Eugenics existed as a concept before the Nazis, only the Nazis tried to enforce it as a national ideology. They didn't win, so we'll never know if their Aryan utopia would have held up long term. You can screen people to find out if they're on the gay spectrum. I believe the left are doing that now by attempting to provide gender affirming care to children. The left are just a different type of Nazi and it was Democrats who signed off on the war to cuck the Germans, turning their country into a woke shithole. If you want everyone to be their true selves, then you should be on board with banning cosmetics. That's what the left is always on about, saying people should be themselves. Well then take away all the fake crap that allows people to be something they're not. Ban plastic surgery for vanity purposes and reduce the amount of parasocial relationships lonely men are engaging in with girlfriend simulators. At least the bad guys who lost WWII would have encouraged people to be in healthy monogamous relationships.

Anyone ever try to persuade her into doing NSFW content? We gotta try.

>>30808

>We

Who is this "We"? How about YOU persuade her yourself. No one wants to see a 40 year old woman doing adult content.