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/tikilounge/ - BIG KAHUNA'S Tiki Lounge

Exotic drinks served mid the relaxing decor of a South Pacific paradise

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 No.727

do you believe in an afterlife /tikilounge/?

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 No.728

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The uhane will leave the kino to go to the spirit world, yes (^:

Maui tried to retrieve eternal life for all of mankind by crawling through the vagina of Hina, the death goddess, and emerging from her mouth again.

He failed, her vagina was filled with sharp obsidian blades, and it snapped shut when she woke up. The vaginal blades sliced our hero into little pieces.

And so Maui died for our sins :'^(

If Maui succeeded there would be no afterlife, for we would all be immortal :^)

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 No.729

>>728

whoops, forgot to namefag (^:

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I've done enough psychedelics to believe in an afterlife, but I think it's more of an emergency alert beacon system that your brain puts out, upon which you disconnect from our server and go back to whatever dimension you're inhabiting here from.

The dimension above must be boring as shit to find this mess entertaining.

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