/tg/ - Traditional Games

>>420396

lurk more, there's a politics thread.

>I was wondering if anyone had additional info on this, and the general /tg/ opinion of these types of things.

Why?

>>420397

Ah shit, I thought that was in game politics discussion, not real life. Thanks for the heads-up

>>420399

If I'm being honest, because I'm interested if the one who reported that was overreacting, the players and GM were fucking around unbenkownst to her, or if the GM led them to his magical realm.

>>420397

>>420400

Last politics thread has been pretty inactive (and also auto-saging) but if you read the rules, 6 clearly states that the politics thread is exactly for shit like this. May as well have this be the new one, either way.

>>420402

I'm fine with that, if everyone else is

I should probably reread the rules, I forgot about them

>>420402

OP should've known to archive though.

>>420404

On that note, two questions come to mind: Isn't the Mirror some britbong tabloid that mostly relies on sensationalized and often bullshit stories? Also, has this story been confirmed, at all? The sources seem to be entirely based on twitter and as far as the article cares, someone apologizing on behalf of the event is as good as confirmation and verification.

>>420417

Welcome to clown world, where accusations of nonrape are worse than actual rape

>>420421

The GM should bring in a truck of peace.

>>420417

It's poor form to rape the party, I think. Few people play games like these to get fucked in the ass, even if the details are skipped. I probably wouldn't do it even among friends.

>>420454

BUT YOU DID NOT CONTACT MEEEEEEE!

Wow what a victim complex. Either false flag or intense attempt to get sjw street cred.

>>420455

Eh. Wouldn't seem noteworthy to me if it wasn't for the "inc #@GirlWomenFemaleGamesNerd" in the text.

>>420423

GM should convert to islam, rape the players IRL and then sue the convention for islamophobia.

>>420417

>implying anyone would rape pic-rel

Either the dumbass was a mouth breather creep or it was faked.

/thread

Rolled 5, 1, 5 = 11 (3d6)

>>420455

everyone but the grinning guy is looking at the camera, odds on him being a child molester?

>>420455

>Old guy on the left the only one who looks like he could realistically be into the shit as an oldtime fa/tg/uy sort. Also looks less than happy with his present company.

>Disgusting trashdyke with unwashed hair.

>Balding soy faggot

>Pedophile just happy that they lured a kid into the group

>Balding soy faggot

>Kid with no clue what's going on

Yep. That's the state of modern tabletop.

>>420485

All the articles got just about everything wrong. Wasn't even D&D she was playing, as the original tweet reveals. It was "Things from the Flood", the grimdark sequel to Tales from the Loop, which sold itself as being edgier and nastier than the first game. Seems the drama is coming from Ms Whitey Dreadlocks being pissed that she didn't get interviewed or given her 15 minutes of fame, or even the chance to profit off her story. She sells poorly painted minis online and social media is her advertising platform, so having her account tied to the story of rampant misogyny and rape culture at a "big" gaming event could be quite lucrative.

>>420506

Wait people buy poorly pained mini's

>>420417

It wasn't D&D it was 'Tales from the Loop'. A game based on the art of Simon Stalenhag they reworked into a stranger things knock off where you play 8-15 year olds.

So you know it was some old school actual neckbeard knowing what he was doing with this.

>>420424

Bravo, well said, Anon.

>>420454

>>420469

>>420506

This is 100% a false flag incident. It's been planted in an attempt to daemonize and expel the original members of the hobby. This is a well documented tactic of SJWs, feminists, etc. I used to have an image that detailed the process, but I can't find it in my collection.

>>420606

Is it the "degradation of a fanbase/hobby" with the stickfigures? Or does it specifically detail the tactic?

>>420454

Yeah, by now treating the chimps with megaphones as a serious institution playing by rules is not something anyone in right mind and with internet would do.

So either fake or too autistic to pull the door when pushing doesn't work.

To think of it, terminal autism does explain FATAL'ing the game at a table where it's not commonly done.

>>420661

Here's another one for you. As I was on my work break reading this thread, this antifa soy planet that I work with (the kind you'd see at a Flogging Molly concert) walked up and pitched me his idea of a D&D craft brewery. After I expressed how all this tranny identity politics is ruining tabletop, as I live and breathe anon he said: "Well, when I took my black son to see Black Panther it was really good for him to identify with someone who looks like him on the screen."

I've heard this same (white) coworker talking about how he purposely moved his family into the ghetto because he doesn't want the kids growing up around white people.

>>420668

>the ghetto

Must be a nice place if he doesn't fear going there.

>>420672

>hubby

>in the ghetto

More like baby daddy.

>>420668

Could you please aquire some grey market fentanyl analog and go for a mercy kill?

>>420657

>anyone got a picture of this woman yet

Read the thread.

>>420668

I'm surprised you were able to tell him anything negative about his views and still hold a job. All the soy addicts I've known would fly into a rage if they were confronted with opposing views.

I am not sure if this should go into the OSR thread or here but here goes.

It seems SJWs are making their own brand of OSR called Sword Dream *kek* after the recent drama with the tatttoed guy and his ex which was talked about in one of the previous threads. They are talking as if the 'alt-right' *their words not mine* is already in control of the OSR scene which as anyone can tell you is clearly not the case. I knew RPGs were fucked already but I didn't expect this.

I don't know much about the situation except what I wrote because the only contact I have with OSR is reading some blogs to steal ideas so if any anons know more about this fell free to redpill me.

>>421570

shit I can't even spoiler right. pls no bully

>>420680

> grey market fentanyl

Why not just go to a doctor with a headache?

>>421570

>Sword Dream

Whoever got the Faggoty Theater Kid Queers interested in RPGs deserves to be flayed alive.

>>421570

To be fair when they say alt-right they basically mean anyone who isn't already a ally of trannies of pedos so there you go.

Im excited to see how they manage to fuck this up. Its rare to see a set of game principles be directly taken to the breaking point but I'm sure they'll try.

>>421587

You missed something EXTRA dumb about this faggotry. SWORD DREAM is an acronym standing for: Second Wave Of Roleplay Design -- DIY Rules Everything Around Me

>>421602

>SWORD DREAM is an acronym standing for

Sodomites Weirdly Obsessed Over Raping D&D, Destroying Ravenously Every Autistic Manchild.

>>421602

>>421603

>SWORD DREAM is an acronym standing for:

Slutty Women Occlude Rape Desires -- Do Rape Every Available Maiden!

>>421602

Sensible White Originally Read Documents, then Daemonettes Raped Everything and Added Minorities.

>>421613

Whites*

fug

>>421616

>everything around me

yeah, that one.

It's the fact that they see a bunch of people having fun or making a little bit of money or developing a little bit of internet-fame for doing shit with the hobby and are jealous that it isn't them so they go out of their way to do it their way but because God has selected them for judgement and destruction they suck at it and nobody wants to give them the time of day so now they have to kick out everybody that is successful at it so there won't be any competition and you have to use their shitty non-products. But more than just that they want to be the authority on who gets to be successful and who gets to have what they define as fun because then they can always tailor it to make themselves look and feel better than everyone else while skimming money off the top. They want power and influence without any of the groundwork you have to do to become powerful or influential.

What I don't get is how these people recognize each-other so they know who is in and who isn't in the clique. I know virtue signalling is the most obvious way they do it but a lot of virtue signalling taken to it's logical conclusion contradicts itself, It's like they don't test for ideology but ideology is a proxy for a psychological predisposition because I've seen them make a distinction against someone who was at least nominally their ideological bedfellow but didn't have the right shibboleth to avoid being tarred as a being a right-winger. You get glimpses of it in macro every once in a while when you see one section of the radical-left eating another part of the radical-left.

As an Example, and I'm really going off on a tangent here so ignore the rest of my post after this.

At some point in time, for example, the environmentalist were dismantled, what they had ideologically developed that could be weaponized against the "lefts" enemies were kept but everything about sustainable self-sufficient communities, stewarding the land, subsistence farming was all ditched and elements of the right picked them up because they actually weren't bad ideas. But when was that decision made? Why were the insane parts of environmentalism kept and the sane parts discarded? How were they able to convince a whole sub-culture of people to completely shift gears and get absorbed into a completely different ideological paradigm which extolled the virtue of big-tech and globalist environmental regulation? Now there are articles all over the net about how farming and hunting and self-sufficiency are too white and a symbol of the radical right-wing when from the 60's to the 90's with a few notable exceptions they were overwhelmingly associated with the left. I get the idea of some big CIA/Jewish/Martian/Atlantean/Boogey-man think-tank slowly shifting the political paradigm left-ward by re branding what was left as right again and again over time to radicalize a society., at an intellectual level I get that but I can't figure out how you get everyone to play along. Maybe because I didn't pay attention in school and never got a higher education and don't watch TV I'm not exposed to the same battary of brainwashing mind-fucks that those people have been but it just seems absurd to me and yet there they are. Somehow, no matter how they change the party-line, no matter how much they obviously contradict themselves and one another, no matter how similarly they would seem to agree with the people they attack, they can tell who is of them and who is not of them. They know. That's why I say ideology is a proxy for a psychological predisposition because the ideology is irrelevant, it's the kind of people they are not what they as people think and believe.

>>421613

Selfish Whiners Oppressing Real Development Direct Reimbursement and Earnings Across Minions

>>421661

This almost makes me want to make a vanity publisher and publish shit ashcans of stuff now.

>>421661

You're not understanding the dynamics at play here and assuming one group is the same group rather then shifting over time. I'll use feminism as the example because it's obvious to any one who's paid attention.

Second wave feminism is defined by the 90's girl power stuff. Women are totally equal to men and deserve equal pay. But some men in the office are abusive and we need laws to protect the women who do need to work. It wasn't FUCK EVIL WHITE MEN quite yet so they had a large group of women agreeing with them and all the media support. The fact that everything they said was bullshit didn't matter and this is something the MGTOW (ex MRAs) figured out when they failed to ever help men and if they disproved feminists they found they no longer for invited on talk shows to do so again. Feminists retreated into the wood work any time a MRA was ready to debate them.

Second wave feminism achieved it's goals. It got all the stuff they demanded and most of them went home. If you beat the evil warlord why are you still conquesting the bad lands? Got a magic sword, saved the town, everyone's happy. Except the greedy thief isn't happy because now he has level 80 equipment, he has access to all the king's ears and he wants MORE. So while most of the partys gone home you're left with only the most radical of members. But they still have all the legal power, all the academic power, media power and networking tools of the previous large group if not more. Which lets them prepare an army of children to be as radical as they are. In feminisms case the most radical claimed all sex was rape and other such bullshit and now we have exactly that. No written consent is rape obvious.

What they also have is the ability to write history of the events that happened. Not all of it but they can iron out the details. So the terrorist acts, the violence and sexual violence they used to get their ways are all covered up and "it was just protests and making men listen to us Womyn" type of shit happens. But the radicals are still in charge, they're still lying and another group of young women are indoctrinated into feminism+1.

This goes full /pol/ so bare with me

If you want to dig into conspiracy theories about the CIA or whoever being behind these radical movements you will find heaps of evidence. From the hippies to todays SJWs you will find connections to government families. Top ranking military officials children become pop stars, cousins to the president become political leaders to the new radical movements. But there are 2 consistent things with all 20th century radical movements. There are always Jews behind it, they make not make the majority of the group but they will be in the upper tiers pulling strings. Even "radical" parties like UKIP in the UK had massive Jewish involvement. Consider it biology, high IQ or whatever you like but it's true. Culture of Critique is a good way to understand this if you want to read about it. The other thing is it's very profitable to sue people as a lawyer. Even if you know a case is bullshit or a lost cause you get paid and any radical movement related to point 1 is going to have a bunch of lawyers, charities and rich kids with cash to spare on hand. Homosexuals need to sue for discrimination! Now Bisexual people do! Now Trannies! Now... you get the picture. The legal industry is huge in this area and like with feminism the power does not vanish once the moderates consider the job done. It carries on rolling getting ever larger and more radical. That's why the left keeps swallowing more and more sexual deviants and you have terms like TERF. It's why laws like the sexual assault ones were pushed so hard as well. If every male is a rapist there's a lot of money to be made by the lawyers. And the radicals get to define what rape is.

If you want to understand more I would highly recommend reading The Victim's Revolution. One part you might especially be interested in is the nigger academics. They used terrorist tactics to force universities to diversity hire them, which then they put the most radical of their members in charge of. I'm sure you can see where that one goes.

Posts a bit disjointed but I think it makes the point well enough. tl;dr it's profitable, the radicals define the next generation, each generation is eaten as a way to cement the radicalize of the next.

>>421661

Oh that? It is pretty simple, the closer two people are alike the more they ignore the similarities and notice eachothers differences. Throw in zealots and you have what essentially amounts to a purity spiral.

>>421587

>>421570

The whole thing's already pretty much dead, outside of a small cluster. Mostly for the fact that their shit has nothing to do with actual game design.

>>421688

It's one half a shilling scheme, one half virtue signalling. As many have already pointed out, it's the "Atheism+" of indie game design. They believe that putting the Double Plus Good label on their games will mean that they all get free advertising and money when they all publish their lazy homebrew. Like there's some massive audience just waiting for OSR games (already a tiny market inside a relatively small market) that eschew all OSR guidelines(meaning they aren't OSR at all) and prioritize virtue signalling instead of mechanics. What could possibly go right?

>>421616

>Everything around me

>DIY Rules Everything Around Me

>>421701

Kickstarter has done an incredible job of inviting the greedy fucks who just chase fads into the hobby. So many shitty projects get kickstarted now we have gold diggers all over the place. And that's without the official companies hiring up all the diversity hires as lore writers.

>>421708

you would still think they would have some actual games for their collective to publish before going thru a big hullabaloo about it .

>>422125

Why? No one on kickstarter does.

>>422181

I thought this was surposed to be a resource for the queer writers not a blatant attempt to cash in without a product. Even the kickstarters at least promise something. At this point it might as well be a kickstarter for kickstarting at some future date.

>>422181

Generally speaking, RPGs and Board games are the only thing on kickstarter than most often starts up with a proof of concept or a partially ready and playable product ready to show. Nevertheless, the kind of people rallying behind this *DREAM faggotry are under the impression that they're going to build some unbelievable market of queer creators making piles of money off their games where you can roll a d20 to see how gay your character is.

>>422195

but that's just it , they don't even have a proof of concept because the proof of concept would be them at least minimally publishing an RPG by a queer. (like a 20 run of a shit ogl I would expect at least). it would cost 100 bucks, not sure why they are expecting cash when they wont even put in beer money.

>>422270

I don't think they actually count on a playerbase to bring them money but instead they want a globohomo grant for spreading poz from a (((big player))), after all gillete can hire an unshaven tranny to promote razors to women, WizAIDS of the Poz have sodomy parades, sephora can shill transgender drag kids, converse can shill trannies so why can't some random sodomite with a delusion of making an RPG system

>>421661

>ideology is a proxy for a psychological predisposition

You are more correct than you even know, anon.

Maybe not politics so much as general pozzery, but it doesn't deserve it's own thread and this is the closest to being relevant, but did you all know that Thunt, glorious creator of the SAD goblins has decided to be a tranny now? "Her" name is now Ellipsis.

http://archive.fo/zT7Nv

>>422652

You think companies will ever learn pandering to these people just doesn't work?

Or are there too many of them entrenched in the social media aspects of companies at this point and there's no one left to tell them to fuck off?

>>422674

Big companies already know it doesn't work, and always leads to a crash and burn. The leaked memos from Google, Facebook, etc. all prove that beyond a shadow of a doubt. The problem is that if they don't put forth the image of pandering the rainbow flag goon patrol comes after then just as much anyway.

>>422686

I can't even tell who's shitting on who with all that "YOU aren't respecting (letters) enough!"

>>422438

SADgoblins does deserve its own thread.

>>422698

Companies would rather journos do constant advertisements for their new products than whine about dumb shit.

>>422698

If I were to levy a guess, I would assume they think that they can wring money out of the queers long enough to make it worth it, because their existent whales tend to just ignore all the queerbaiting.

>>422706

Is it possible they're pandering to get government grants on diversity shit?

Is Astral pozzed? I saw it advertised on drivethruRPG

Their twitter looks clean, but site is a generic Internet 2.0 overdesigned vomit

>>422715

The annoying thing is, no matter how they massacre their own, they somehow keep going.

I guess given how cults do largely the same shit, I shouldn't be surprised. But, man, don't these people stop and think "What about when the mob comes after me"?

>>422742

>don't these people stop and think "What about when the mob comes after me"?

People have a tendency to assume that they're the exception. "But it won't happen to me!" is a very normal reaction that most people learn to fight and overcome through their lives. The vast majority of members of these groups don't appear to have gotten that far. You've also got the pressure applied by how the left treats apostates these days, or even just people who've dialed back the crazy a little bit. At least a few of them have probably realised that the sword isn't going to stay hanging over their heads indefinitely, but want to try to avoid the shit that they know will come their way if they try to get out from under it.

>>422744

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/daughter-of-famed-sci-fi-author-reveals-sexual-horrors-she-suffered-growing

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/interview-daughter-of-famed-sci-fi-author-explains-mothers-gay-pedophile-wo

They're broken people with a proxy family made up of just as broken people. They will bend over backwards to keep that family because it's the only thing they have left to cling to.

You also have the complete moral flip where the scum of society can only rule if they have someone enabling them. If you're a tranny or a rapist you know society will lynch you the moment you're not a protected class. So you fight to keep the fucked up ride going because you have no other way to survive and be successful. They rely on the left to be anything but the lowest of the low and they will do anything for the left in order to keep morality inverted. It makes them hyper loyal if they believe in what they're doing or not because they have no other option to succeed.

if I was a degenerate I would cut off my own dick so WOTC flew the gay pride flag over having 10 guys show up at my door with a branding iron and go South african home invasion on me.

>>422798

>>422802

They naturally gravitate towards small and vulnerable communities where they can weasel their way in and create enough of a cult-like groupthink to ensure some power and authority for themselves.

>>422802

Crochet is the devil. Quilting is the the one true art.

I may be late on this but is it true the latino dude who runs RPGnet is now a furry and calls himself Beth?

>triggered so hard you swap genders and jerk it to wolves

>>422652

SJWs are a literal oroboros.

>>420658

>noah

please tell me that's spoony

Someone needs to compile a good image of how SJW GW has become. It would be handy to spam in the 40k threads and at fanboys. A nice info graph with people working for GW posting the usual twitter shit. The feminist bullshit they push, niggers all over art, tumblr artists etc. A proper dissection of the entire thing.

I would do it myself but I lack the knowledge having dropped them years ago. I'm sick of 8ch promoting 40k like it's a fascists went dream.

>>422802

Hipster women take up knitting to "keep their hands busy" as they watch netflix. It's a traditional female craft so it's getting pozzed the same way traditional male things are.

>>422922

> It would be handy to spam in the 40k threads and at fanboys

How about you don't spam anything and stop being a retarded faggot?

>I would do it myself but I lack the knowledge having dropped them years ago. I'm sick of 8ch promoting 40k like it's a fascists went dream.

Fuck off if you're just going to admit that you're a lazy, ignorant nigger looking to start shit because of "muh fascists"

>>422929

Oh hey it's a retarded nigger.

As a teenager I gave a shit about GW. Then 3rd edition hit and I barely followed the game. I don't want people giving GW shekels and helping them spread the poz. Why not fuck off back to facebook if you're going to suck GW cock so hard?

>>422933

>if you don't like my retarded behavior you must be a GW fanboy!

Instead of wasting our time with your pitiful bullshit, why don't you go do your own work, or better yet, go spend some time working on that suicide note you should be writing?

>>422652

What did mike mearls do? Isn't this the second time they went after someone? I remember they went after some woman who worked at WotC for having the wrong opinions on transexuals.

Oh hey, the last decent thread on the board is now full of faggots. I'd recommend suicide but I wouldn't want your AIDS infested blood to poison the earth.

Enjoy your feminist games faggots. I'm sure you're going to LOVE the SYSTERS of battle

>>422949

>getting this assblasted because everyone is calling you a lazy faggot when you're acting like a lazy faggot

Even if anyone wanted to help you, why the fuck would they when you're acting like such a whiny retard? It's not that anyone disagrees that poz is bad, it's that you're just such a dumb, obnoxious cunt that all you deserve from us is mockery and derision.

>>422949

The only aids if from you, you lazy fucking dindu.

Either quit bitching and do the legwork yourself, or go back to Africa and draw pictures in the mud while rapping about “mup do po bidda sum finna Game Wurrrrkshizop, gnome sayian? Muthafuckin Spayze Muhdickreens an shieet.”

>>420505

The guy on the left has the expression: "help me."

It's 2019 and rpg.net is still the first site showing in most rpg-related search results across all engines.

>>423298

Nigger its the same manface GW has given to all its females since forever, what are you even trying to pretend?

>>423298

Regardless, rpg.net is still THE rpg site. Five years ago fags said it would fade into obscurity soon. Ten years ago fags said the same.

Today fucking knitting forums adopt rpg.net's insane policies.

>>423256

>>423307

It's almost entirely because of the name and little else. RPGnet has practically nothing in terms of content, articles, reviews, community, or activity. It's pretty much just the cloistered echo chamber of a few self-important jackasses who believe that they control the entire industry. Even if some tard predicted it would go under, that doesn't change the fact that the only thing RPGnet produces these days are pointless acts of aggressive virtue signalling for the couple dozen active users, most of whom are just admins.

>>423307

>rpgcodex is still THE rpg site

fixed

>>423305

No it isn't. Just look at that first pic, the nose and the lips look like they're from Planet of the Apes, you have to be literally blind not to see it. Go to Gw's site and compare it to the Lhamaean, Wyches, Veridyan or most any of the metal SoB; they all look iffy one way or another whether it's looking like butthurt old schoolmarms or David Bowie and assorted middleaged trannies with giant manjaws, but they don't look like literal niggers. Compare with the recent Nagas and flying dark elf bitches from AoS as well; they don't look amazing but sure a ton better than this, and they're also clearly not sculpted expressively intended to be niggers. It's been bad before, but this is a new kind of bad.

>>423309

>>423307

Well honestly though who really goes there? If you're already into the RPG market, you're going to be able to find your way without going through a "community" portal like that. If you're a total noob you're likely to be a zoomer that would go to reddit first anyway. I guess some people drop by every now and then to check some reviews maybe?

>>423349

>>423309

On the contrary, there's lots of activity and their "starting gate" constantly brings crowds of new users. The whole thing is shit regardless and most users are shit. But still, it's number one shit and always comes up first in searches. They also have power to affect the hobby on a larger scale, and over the years they used this power to influence creators, publishers and distributors, as well as deplatform and unperson undesirables. Could the same be said about /tg/ or reddit? Don't think so, you all can do shit.

Basically, you lose, they win.

>>423421

>>423453

Meanwhile it's still Numero Uno and you're clearly downplaying both its membership and its impact. Most of those other places you mention? Their relevant users are RPGnetters as well. Knitting forums too. Your government is next.

>>422652

Cannibalism is common in that crowd, but it's always fun to see one of them go for the long pig and return with something bitten off.

>>422674

They know. But those who get to decide this simply don't care, i.e. a pozzed company is simply not run as a business.

Basically, a commissar can knock over an apple cart for which other people have paid, grab one apple and then leave for the next apple cart. Expecting the fellow commissars to help.

>Paizo Publishing congratulates player base on "ethical anthropology" in Starfinder Society.

http://archive.fo/s7auh

Because this was a thing we needed. Fucking cucks with no sense of proper adventure, only wanting kike kangsdicks up their soyladen asses. And still no goddamn race builder for Starfinder in sight. For those of you who don't want to read it, it boils down to

>White man (and Lara Croft) bad for exploring old civilizations and getting hunted down by enemies

(never mind the fact that Indy fought nazis)

>Here, have KANGZ THE AYYY LMAO

>Ooooh, we are so thoughtful and deep and rich in history

and the comments are all

>Oh so great

>Fantastic

>Happy

>[sounds of soyboy desperatly doing degenerate things for recognicion]

Reading this shit makes me depressed. I just want to whisk myself to a far-away galaxy with a trusty combat drone and a hearty crew exploring for galactic treasures and alien booty (the sexual kind).

>>424021

Wait, the pozfinders didn't actually contribute to real anthropology, they literally circlejerk about noble savages in "play pretend: extreme", what the fuck?

>ban civilizational comparative science because everyone looks bad when compared to whitey

>fictional archaeologist man bad

Other than East Asians not a single non-white created a civilization worth giving a shit about.

>>424022

You got that right, mr. dubsman. In a universe, not even connected to our by a single name, whitey is still bad and noble savages are the kangz. Do you feel enlightened yet?!

>>424022

>>424021

Funny thing is there's actually a better candidate for the claim within their own work. Pathfinder Society has 10-14 Debt to the Quah. It's about an "archeologist" who fucks up and loots a "ruin" that was actually a burial site of an extant civilization that he casually fireballed to pieces and the PCs trying to fix the diplomatic relations it fucked up. It's actually decent, which is far above the bar for organized play scenarios.

>>424041

>I hope someone shoots up GenCon this year.

Sounds like a waste of bullets that could be much more appropriately used against a plethora of more deserving targets.

No, you could probably achieve much the same by barring the doors from the outside after announcing that there's a super limited single-piece edition Black Panther funkopop and some mythic rare tranny plansewalker card up for grab to whoever claims it. They'll be clobbering each other to death before you know it.

We just have to make sure to tell any remaining decent people the old "some of you are alright, don't go to Gencon tomorrow".

>>424372

This. We've been warning you from the very start but that faggot crow kept tolerating blatant "apolitical" subvertion.

Enjoy being a pozzfest, you isolationist faggots.

>>422943

>you don't own nothing goy so give us your shekels

>>424372

On very rare occasion I'll visit cuckchan to see how badly it's doing, and it's been intolerable and unusable for years. I'm surprise you could convince yourself to stay there at all. Also, what the fuck is with the flood of cuckchan users lately? What the fuck happened over there that's driving so many rapefugees our way?

>>424375

Nothing you've said has made any sense, nigger. Chrow never ran /tg/ on cuckchan.

>>424379

Oops sorry, thought anon reffered to nu-"full"/tg/.

So, I've heard stupid rumours about Netflix or Amazon Prime planning about making a series based on 40k lore. How true is that? And how niggered are they going to be?

>>424517

It hasn't been confirmed where it will air. Just that someone from Amazon's Man In The High Castle is doing it.

https://archive.fo/0xojp

>>424520

How the fuck are they going make a series where Space Soviet Nazis are the actual good guys?

Let's not fool ourselves, the good guys are actually the orks.

>>424522

tyranids dindu nuffins, dey be gud boiz, need mo money fo dem programs, shieet.

Stop slaneeshifobia, chaos rights are human rights.

>>424525

By the standars of 40k we cans ay that objectively orks are the good guys.

They don't want to destroy all life in the universe, they don't torment the souls of all sentient beings. They spread life and could even terraform dead giant rocks and you have more chances to survive among orks being lower than grots than the Imperium of Man.

>>424522

Honestly I'm wondering how the fuck they're going to pull off the visuals. Imperial Guard is doable, prospective trickery might allow them to pull off space marines, but there's no way they're going to pull off any of the other factions.

>>424549

It's Eisenhorn, so it will mostly be Imperial and chaos firstly. And it's really not hard to do, the only question is how many shitskins they will squeeze in, although at this point that's hardly a perversion of current GW canon. They could end up with a 40k version of the deviantart steampunk trash though, with just lazily using gaudy victorian clothes laden with skulls and metal bits.

>>424528

>hummies

>livin' in da okrz world

you haffin a laugh you git?

Humans face nothing but a slow brutally cunning extinction under ork rule. There is no happy ending with orks. If you aren't giving them a good fight, then you can sod off for all they care.

>>424528

Didn't the Beast arises series basically say that not only are humans on Ork worlds slaves treated no better than cattle, but due to prolonged exposure to Ork gestalt consciousness, they actually begin to devolve? To the point that it even managed to disgust a group of Iron Warriors so much that they worked alongside a group of Imperial Fists to put a stop to it?

>>424634

None of this is subtle enough to not rile at least a few other people at the store, dude. This is all just asking for trouble.

>>424630

It's your store, just ban the faggot and if he throws a tantrum call the police on him.

>without making myself look like the aggressor

You're not being the aggressor by telling a disruptive individual to leave your property, you're just safeguarding the well-being and peace-of-mind of your costumers.

>>424606

>What are slavers?

>What are digganobs?

>What are the many instances an ork keep a human as a fucking pet because of the fun of it?

But of course the difference between the two is a 0.001% chance of survival with the orcs and a 0.0001% chance of survival in the empire.

>>424630

Tell him to follow the universal Irish Pub rules:

-No Religion

-No politics

>>424573

>although at this point that's hardly a perversion of current GW canon

>allows subversive wannabe-kike ADB, soy-supreme Gav Thrope and other parasites to fester

>wonder why things are getting worse

As always, fans have only themselves to blame for tolerating this shit when it was "only" a few niggers and female guardsmen.

>>424630

That's not even pepe that's apu.

>>424648

>Digganobs

You mean the population of humanity that only were kept from being wiped out and enslaved by Orks because they had Necrons protecting them?

Good example.

>>424658

>One woman participating in the game

I think I found the root cause of the issue.

>>424659

women in tabletop games never ends well, first time i tried to play DND some faggot invited his girlfriend and she just sat there looking bored for an hour and then dragged him away to argue for the rest of the night and completely ruined the whole thing, i still dont know why that idiot brought her, was trying to show off that he had a bitch i guess

>>424653

You forgot one thing I said before

>by the standars of 40k

>>424647

At no point did I say I owned the store.

What's a decent 3D printer for less than $500? Something preferably retard proof. I want to print some shit i made, and possibly sell it to reddit retardsfor a slight profit.

>>424667

Just become a trap pretending to be a girl and sell them your bathwater.

>>424668

So the maker Select Plus II for $330, got it.

>>424630

Bring a large jug of milk and drink from it occasionally. Possibly also a tiki torch. If people ask, you're going to a Hawaii-themed barbecue later and were asked to bring a torch because the host didn't have enough. Bring a red cap. Not the MAGA hat, just a cap that looks exactly like it without the writing.

Come in khakis and a polo shirt.

>>424698

I like your style, but why the milk?

>>424701

Most of non-whites are lactose intolerant.

>>424698

I think probably a copy of rippetoe's starting strength and a fondness for milk is enough

>Come in khakis and a polo shirt.

Actually come to think of it , this is all he has to do

>>424704

Ironically they chose the people who looks more like sexual offenders.

>>424702

It's curious only in europe the lactose tolerance gene came up when in Africa and Asia there were a lot of goats.

>>424710

Seriously, a red baseball cap and the occaisonal OK symbol will be enough to make that soyboy think he's seeing ghosts out the corner of his eye.

>>424706

The gene may not be the only way to get lactose tolerance. Mongols were milking animals before Europeans got the gene. The Nipponese don't have the gene and consumes a ton of milk and cheese just fine.

>>424630

Get the Monster Hunter International RPG and play it. The new version is coming out this month or early next.

The author, Larry Correia, is well known for being a religious, right wing, gun nut. In-fact his claim to fame is that he actually understands how guns work and writes them well in his works. He's also very irreverent in how he laughs at the social justice crowd online. Look at his blog for some of his best shit.

http://monsterhunternation.com/best-of-mhn/

>>424710

I don't think anyone but a kool-aid chugging commie faggot would actually get upset at the sight of a tiki torch, and at least where I am, khakis and polo shirts are basically the uniform of upper-middle class white guys in summer.

Most people don't even follow the culture wars brouhaha, they may have heard something on the MSM about this, but their first thought upon seeing these articles definitely won't be "We have a Nazi in our midst".

>>424735

>a religious, right wing, gun nut

Who is also anti-racist to the extreme, just like every other cuckservative out there. His protagonist is such a mutt not even the 56% meme does him justice. I wouldn't be surprised if he was a staunch supporter of Israel. Lolbergs are a fucking joke.

>>424742

Wouldn't everything suggested so far heavily depend on how up-to-date with the latest memes the leftist faggot is? Anon might just waste a lot of time and effort being cheeky while the degenerate has no clue what is going on.

>>424761

I already gave a history lesson on John Paul Jones and watched him squirm, so that was nice.

If you didn't know;

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Paul_Jones

>Shortly after 7 p.m. the Battle of Flamborough Head began. Serapis engaged Bonhomme Richard, and soon afterwards, Alliance fired, from a considerable distance, at Countess. Quickly recognizing that he could not win a battle of big guns, and with the wind dying, Jones made every effort to lock Richard and Serapis together (his famous, albeit possibly apocryphal, quotation "I have not yet begun to fight!" was uttered in reply to a demand to surrender in this phase of the battle), finally succeeding after about an hour, following which his deck guns and his Marine marksmen in the rigging began clearing the British decks. Alliance sailed past and fired a broadside, doing at least as much damage to Richard as to Serapis. Meanwhile, Countess of Scarborough had enticed Pallas downwind of the main battle, beginning a separate engagement. When Alliance approached this contest, about an hour after it had begun, the badly damaged Countess surrendered.

>>424792

What if instead of relying on memes that he might not be aware of you go full tilt into patriotism/america fuck yeah! Wear gadson and american flags and continue giving american history lessons.

>>424811

You could see about GMing an Aces & Eights or Boothill game where you defend a ranch against very, very stereo-typically portrayed savage Indians.

>>424667

I got myself an Ender 3 Pro recently. It seems to be pretty simple, at least to me. Mind you, I broke it already, and am having to do some weirdness because apparently you can fry the motor drivers by trying to plug them back in while things're on. But, even the redoing of most everything is rather straight forward.

Do watch a load of videos, just in case, though.

>>424849

Especially with a printer like that, you will be doing lots of tinkering, they are rarely simple. If you are after minis exclusively, go resin. They are $250 now, and will probably go lower soon. If you want to print larger items however, it's back to fdm.

>>424848

actually they were fucked up in all kinds of ways

>wendigo fever

<lose someone you love or need in your life. It is socially acceptable to just kidnap someone to replace them. Keep them in line with threats of scalping and child eating until stockholm sets in.

History is some fucked up shit. Also that image needs glorious nordic race at the end .

>>424742

>uniform of upper-middle class white guys

that's the triggering part. You don't need to be a nazi, being that is enough to do the trick.

>>424716

>You can even switch out Poland for your actual ancestry.

But anon, Poland is my actual ancestry. I don't just randomly have a Poland shirt lying around:P

My service ballcap has a gadsden on the side too.

>>424867

Being white and not apologetic about it is all you need, to be to piss them off. But in Clown World terms, that's essentially what a "Nazi" means anyway.

>>424372

It's not as bad as you lead me to believe. They hide behind "apolitical" all the time and it is fucking tiring though.

We all know, you fucking degenerates. They're like that comic of the "anti-SJWs are just as bad" but serious.

>>422715

man, remember when that series was funny? Before it was about some blue-haired sheboon punching Not Zs?

>>424848

what's the name of that web comic?

>>425067

It's inbetween 1st and 2nd panel.

>>420669

Tell him to enjoy his White Supremacist kids.

>>422922

>I'm sick of 8ch promoting 40k like it's a fascists went dream

Might had beeen unintentional but it certainly is. Get fucked, pinko.

>>424648

>a 0.001% chance of survival with the orcs and a 0.0001% chance of survival in the empire.

Based on what exactly?

>>424663

It really speaks more to the survivability of humanity under the Necrons.

Remember that Necrons used to make human blanks into special soliders, and there was evidence that Bio-transference could be performed on humans. As of post Tomb Kings in space, that's anyone's guess.

Really, the list goes.

>Tau (Brainwashing and chemical castration, but otherwise fine)

>Imperium (brutal repression and physical castration, but it's probably your best shot if you're a human)

>Orks (slavery and possible physical degeneration and devolution.)

>Necrons (will most likely kill you, but if you prove yourself interesting you might get Bio-transfered, and if you're interesting enough Trayzn will put you in his gallery.

>Eldar (kill all mon-keigh on sight policy on Craftworlds.)

>Chaos (You are either fodder and something to kill if the battle is too calm [Khorne], a literal walking petri dish [Nurgle], some fuckboy waiting to be raped/murdered/ground into drugs [Slaanesh], or a pawn to be used and discarded [Tzeentch]

>Dark Eldar (An eternity of torment to feed the withered souls of your captors, your suffering will be legendary)

>Tyranids (Chomp chomp, gulp.)

>>425360

>Tau (Brainwashing and chemical castration, but otherwise fine)

They'd turn you into a Space Marxist that worships at the altar of equality and multiculturalism while chugging soy milk by the gallon. I can't imagine a fate worse than that.

>>425360

>chemical castration

that's complete genocide in one generation dumbass

>orks

your literally dinner

>necrons

your literally dead or bodyswapped. this is slightly better then tau as they would likely keep some breeder worlds for science.

>elder

killed, not sure what a galactic policy is but likely exterminated

>Chaos

unless your a chaoite not good, arguable if you are still human afterwards even if you are chaos.

>darkelder

wishedyouwererapedtodeath.gif

>>424653

>>orks

>your literally dinner

That's not actually true unless it has been retconnected into oblivion. The orks have a special class of Weirdboy used to breed and tame slaves. It was a silly point what I made a long time ago meant as a joke, but also curiously the only faction that doesn't outright kills you if we don't count Khornites, which once they were honorable enouth not to go against people who can't fight back. If you are lucky enouth you can get captured, forced into labor, get some orcish surgery and basically turn into an abomination, which compared to the empire, you could just be forced to work until you die of hunger or your planet gets blown up by an overjealous zealot.

The others faction just kill yourself or chermically castrate you which is no better than being killed.

Where do you people get that the orks mutate humans because of WAAAGH energy? is that canon?

>>424372

>Halfchan's /tg/ is almost pure /leftypol/ at this point, I can't stand it anymore and this is my last day there. All I ever do is check out the share thread and grab images from threads, but every once in a while I get bored and decide to read them but I just end up feeling disgusted at the state of the board and the hobby.

I don't regularly visit halfchan's /tg/, but I had a look after going to the PDF share thread there. In the confess your sins thread, some 3DPD talked about flirting with the other players, and making her PC cuckold their PCs, and nobody even responded with so much as a single "tits or GTFO". Unbelievable.

Warlord Nazdreg treated the humans he enslaved well, and apparently he even rewarded them if they worked hard. If we're accepting Fantasy Flight as canon, then living in Chaos territory is quite possible, assuming you don't get caught up in the schemes of some mad warlord.

>>425383

When the exodus happened I just didn't look back.

Still, I miss the time when /tg/ was the best board and you didn't need any other boards anymore.

>>425360

>Imperium (brutal repression and physical castration, but it's probably your best shot if you're a human)

You wot? Where in the world would the Imperium castrate humans? Humans are the lifeblood of the imperium, they need as many as possible to feed the guard and the forges. Also the repression varies hugely, you could live a pretty idyllic life depending on the kind of world you're on and the social class you're born into. It's not all underhive and chain-gangs.

>>425399

There are Chaos societies in 40k too. Even in the Eye of Terror you have human worlds that are stable enough to keep producing soldiers. Probably not so pleasant unless you're good enough at whatever your patron god specializes in though.

>>425407

The Blood Pact got enough bodies to be a threat to the Imperium somehow, after all.

>>425407

They indeed castrate humans who are "heretics" or "mutants", so they castrate humans a lot.

>>425407

The Inquisition was ready to sterilize all the Guardsmen on Armageddon who saw the Grey Knights fighting Angron, they only stopped because Logan Grimnar and the Space Wolves called bullshit and started physically protecting the guardsmen and fighting the Inquisition.

>>425411

Depending on the canon, quite a few of those heretics deserve it. And mutants are generally an unhealthy thing to have around.

>>425420

>>425411

Sure, it happens, but that poster was acting like it's a regular thing.