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 No.302713 [Last50 Posts]

>>290196 has hit the bump limit, so it's time for the next thread.Did a whole bunch of new entries last time, but I feel there's a whole lot more to go. Should I focus on doing those I've missed or should I try something else? Perhaps more World of Darkness, or a different game? Hell, maybe try some lewd Cybeprunk 2020?

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 No.302718

File: fa7b23e51fb3ae1⋯.png (538.11 KB,800x600,4:3,cotera-welcome.png)

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 No.302739

How about Exalted? That game is rife for magical realm fodder.

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 No.302746

>>302713

What do you have left, OP?

Because I wouldn't mind mind control, mutation, and tentacles hijinks with Aboleths.

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 No.302748

File: 06cc2aa4d55063a⋯.jpg (8.48 KB,189x253,189:253,06cc2aa4d55063ae7cb58b8c13….jpg)

>could be bettering myself by seeking a better job, reading books, or socializing

>instead, I'm scouring through monster books looking for things I'd fuck

what a time to be alive

i don't recall seeing any proper bird people being covered

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 No.302771

>>302739

I understand what you're getting at, but Exalted already magical realms the shit out of itself.

>>302746

>What do you have left, OP?

Harpies, gnolls and snek from what I can tell. Might be able to work something out with the Aboleth and Gillmen (Pathfinder Advanced Race Guide) as well. Might work in the mutation and tentacles stuff too. Or maybe have them go full-on Tager. Except they're sexy this time.

>>302748

Point taken. Aarakocra? More like Aracockra. Adding it to the list.

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 No.302790

Done anything with elementals and ratfolk yet?

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 No.302807

>>302771

Funnily enough, I once played a short-lived ero RP in which I was an Aboleth Savant. Its main means of toying with a poor elf sorceress was body puppetry through very precise psionics. Any time she tried to use a spell it didn't approve of, it would force her to mispronounce or flub it by stilling her tongue at the right moment, or outright stop her from making a gesture. Further on, it spoke through her own lips by manipulating her vocal cords. Later still, once she was immobilized, it spoke into her mind as a god-like being does, with a bass, masculine, stentorian voice.

So yeah, I've seen some potential for lewdness that goes further than just SLIMY TENTACLES GO EVERYWHERE.

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 No.302836

Alright, a list of what has been done in the last thread:

- Dullahan

- Elves

- Hobgoblins

- Lizardfolk

- Oni

- Succubi

- Ghosts

- Dark Elves

- Vampires

- Changelings

- Giants

- Griffons

- Tengu

- Dragons

- Half-dragons

- Dragonkin

- Oozes and Jellies

- Slimes and Goos

- WoD

- Imps

- Liches

- Death Knights

>>302790

Ratfolk can go on there as well, but elementals are going to be a bit more difficult. Some people would stick it in a mud elemental if it'd wiggle, but they kinda lack personality. Maybe I'll go with Genasi instead…

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 No.302841

>>302718

Very tempted to run a magical SVU where the villain is a unicorn serial rapist.

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 No.302844

Do we really need a permanent thread for one guy's ERP setting?

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 No.302847

>>302844

Anyone can post their magical realm shit here if they want to.

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 No.302866

File: 16dfd272a438856⋯.jpg (50.52 KB,640x516,160:129,HAHAHA, SPELLS!.jpg)

>>302844

What's with all the self-appointed board guardians lately?

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 No.302878

File: 428481d6b10fc0c⋯.gif (2.1 MB,400x242,200:121,1419635766886.gif)

>>302807

Pic related. Did the game last long enough for the Aboleth masquerading as a god to persuade her to give herself to the tentacle happily, gratefully, and voluntarily? If so please greentext that shit, maybe with a bit of warning so that I've got a chance to prepare for it.

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 No.302889

File: efa7d040ad0c117⋯.jpg (99.49 KB,862x1004,431:502,3b53c36b2d32539dffb1ab9439….jpg)

>>302877

Of all the sins one could commit on this board, insisting that creative, active writefaggotry needs to go somewhere else ranks amongst the worst.

You could have posted something constructive in another thread.

>>302841

A curious idea. Unicorns are supposed to be immortal, or at least very long lived, right? Would stand to reason that a creature like that might grow cold and bitter after centuries of watching society pass it by.

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 No.302896

>>302878

Unfortunately, we both got too busy to continue it just as her clothes got pulled off.

And no, she just got lost in the Underdark, and came across cavern lake with glowing runes on the wall. The Aboleth lured her closer in with a sort of bioengineered silver flower-cum-sigil-cum-tentacle restraint on the far end, then started pushing at her mind. I represented it as like seeing the shadow of a monstrous fish underwater, closing in moment by moment. Before it cut off, the Aboleth began gently pulling apart the elf's philosophy, gradually remaking it into something more compliant, always with that deep, inhumanly calm voice in her mind.

I eventually had it in mind that she would lure more travellers to their doom, her reward to be used as contented breeding stock with her pleasure sensitivity bioengineered up.

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 No.302902

>>302898

There's a crazy thing called filter

Or just don't visit this thread

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 No.302904

>>302898

>>302903

Nihilist-kun, it would be harder to spot you if you didn't try so hard to be an annoying faggot.

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 No.302951

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 No.302981

>>302896

>>302896

>Her reward to be used as contented breeding stock

Anon..

No humanoid Mother survives siring Scum, they literally tear themselves out of inseminated surrogate.

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 No.302983

>>302981

Maybe he headcannoned it so that the mother survives the birthing process.

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 No.302984

>>302983

At best, that's got to at least require a System shock save to not get torn apart because something-something magical stretchy stomach bulge Elf pussy, and then a SAN check on the Lords of madness Table to not go nuts from the Eldritch hormones and chemicals in her system from start to term, and the bonding effect, Aboleth Mind dulling aside. That's some top level stress there.

Water temperature might also be a thing, and we have the whole internal damage and heal checks to stop bleeding also.

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 No.302987

>>302983

That I did, though admittedly without the knowledge of >>302981 . One of my fetishes is non-fatal pregnancy, thank you very much.

>>302984

Well, I did have it in mind for the Aboleth to reform her body to better suit the role. Stretchiness, more cushioning, As for madness, you got me there. She's definitely not going to be same, even with the Aboleth calming her down.

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 No.303008

File: ec118c7252b360d⋯.jpg (53.27 KB,600x390,20:13,Double jizz!.jpg)

>>302987

>I did have it in mind for the Aboleth to reform her body to better suit the role

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 No.303076

Well, I was planning on writing something more waifu-like but it looks like there's a desire for Aboleth naughtiness. The call exists, and I deliver.

Skum are the servants of the Aboleth, created by their dark magic in order to serve as manual labor, slaves and livestock. They have little in the form of initiative, creative thought and independence; just like how they were engineered by their Aboleth masters. The common slave Skum are amphibious humanoids who are strong but not very smart. They are susceptible to illusion magic and mind control, but an Aboleth that notices that one of its slaves is being controlled it will quickly override the control and send a group of Skum to figure out what is going on. Measuring one's own mind against that of an Aboleth directly is folly at best and suicide at worst. The slave Skum are a male-only species and as such require women of other species in order to reproduce. Normal captives (almost always humans, with a minority being elves) can be impregnated only once. Upon birth the infant Skum will start to devour its mother's flesh, taking everything between the ribcage and the upper legs. This includes skin, flesh and organs, but bone remains untouched. This of course kills the mother, with her remains frequently being the first meal of the newborn Skum. The alternative is that the prospective birth mother is brought before the Aboleth, who will change her. Tentacles will cover and fill her body while mucus touches every part of her outside and insides. This process alters the woman so that she is an ideal broodmother for the Skum she will be fated to birth. She'll resemble something in between her old form and a Skum, with all of her intellect burned away in favor of service to her new master and a desire to breed. A Skum Broodmother can nurture up to a half-dozen Skum children inside of her, sired by an equal amount of different fathers. These Skum children will not devour their mother since they are fed with a specialized kind of mucus inside of her womb. To generate this the Broodmother requires frequent doses of a specialized mucus from her Aboleth sire, which is either excreted into a container and fed to the Broodmother who will drink eagerly, or it is granted to her directly by the Aboleth who sticks a tentacle down her throat, allowing her to drink directly.

A very specialized brood of Skum exists as the warrior-slaves of the Aboleths. While Skum are very powerful and quite tough, they are sluggish on land and not very good when it comes to fighting in anything that's not either underwater or from an ambush. While they are powerful spellcasters and capable of defending themselves from rather formidable foes, the Aboleths understand that sometimes the best solution is to have a number of warriors available to them that outrank the regular Skum and the mortal servants that an Aboleth can enslave. To this end they created the Grafted, specially altered Skum who are employed as warriors. Creating a Grafted is a bit of a hassle though. First the Aboleth has to create the various parts that it wants to enhance a Skum with out of a mix of magic, mucus and mortal flesh. It can easily take a half-dozen humanoids to create one Grafted, resources that might be more useful elsewhere. When the various parts are completed the Aboleth will select the strongest of its Skum and graft the various parts onto it in one go, using copious amounts of mucus and magic as well as radically altering the Skum's mind in the process. After a few days the Grafted will rise and be ready to serve. The Grafted are enhanced with tentacles (a very common alteration), superior flesh and bones, claws, bone spikes, shredding teeth, ink sacs, water jets that allow them to swim faster and in a rare few cases even wings. A Grafted will have an increased appetite as well, so the creation and ownership of several Grafted is seen as a sign of power and wealth in Aboleth society. The Grafted are skilled fighters, but they lack the finesse of their Skum counterparts and one that does not see constant combat can only sit around and eat all day. Much like normal Skum the Grafted are an all-male race that have to reproduce with other creatures. However, regular humanoid women are too small and weak to survive mating with a Grafted and bear it a child. Broodmothers can do so, but they can only raise a single Grafted child at once, and the pregnancy takes very long. This makes it not very attractive to have them reproduce the natural way. While Aboleth can create special Graftmothers by corrupting a humanoid woman even more, these highly specialized incubators can only be afforded by the richest and most powerful Aboleth.

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 No.303077

>>303076

A well-known fact about the Aboleth is that they used to have an ancient empire at the beginning of time, which fell because of some unknown calamity. What only a few non-Aboleths know however is that some of the humanoid slaves they held at this time were somehow related to this fall. Exactly what happened is unknown even to the descendants of the survivors, who oppose the Aboleth to this very day. They are known as the Gillfolk; beautiful humanoids with a set of gills on their necks that are covered up when they travel amongst humanoids. They were the original warrior-slaves, created with a greater degree of skill, autonomy and intellect than their contemporary kin. They resemble Aboleth-like creatures standing some 8' tall and are decked out with powerful tentacle limbs, great speed on land and in the water and the ability to create a substance similar to but less potent than Aboleth mucus. The Gillfolk themselves claim that they overthrew their masters in a great rebellion, butchering the Aboleths in their thousands (or even millions, depending on whom you ask) and reducing them to a fraction of their original numbers. Others claim that they managed to invoke the Cerulean Sign on the entire planet, exterminating them all and that the modern-day Aboleth migrated to the world from other planes. The Aboleth will deny these allegation and the foremost mortal and immortal scholars question these claims as well. What cannot be denied is that the Gillfolk are on a crusade against the Aboleth, slaughtering them and their servants wherever they can be found. The Aboleth in turn will immediately get band together the moment they even suspect the Gillfolk are in the area. A single band of them is able to take down a less powerful Aboleth with ease, but a large group of them or a single powerful one will pose trouble. They will sometimes employ proxies or use unwitting agents to explore where the Aboleth is and what its resources are. While non-Aboleth casualties are preferably avoided, if it means the difference between killing one or letting it escape the Gillfolk will not hesitate. So how do they keep their numbers up? Through their greatest edge on the Grafted: they can breed true with humanoids. They are about as virile and fertile as humans are, and the child resulting from such a union will appear like a perfectly normal crossbreed at first. But after a few years things like thick facial hair or pointed ears will start to vanish and are replaced with their signature gills. This makes their preferred method of reproduction involve either a female Gillfolk seducing a man and being gone in the morning, but men do their part to keep the numbers up as well. A few years after puberty starts the Gillfolk become capable of taking on their warrior form, which is of greater power than any Skum and even most Grafted. But because they are low in number and do not openly cooperate with anyone (some Aberration hunters will target them just like they would normal Aberrations), so they have to be discrete lest they are hunted down with impunity.

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 No.303098

>>303077

Worldbuilder anon, are there are species that derive sustenance from raping the shit out of twinky bards?

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 No.303112

>>303098

That is…. oddly specific… I suppose you could refluff muses towards that end?

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 No.303122

>>303098

A few questions:

- Rapists: male, female, both or dickgirls?

- If female, does the rapist have to get knocked up?

- If male, is there risk of the bard shapechanging (I believe /monster/ calls this Alping)?

- Gang rape or a one-on-one affair?

- Bondage or free?

- Full natural rape only or are there toys involved?

- Is the bard restrained in any other way rather than physical force (ie magic, drugged)?

- Can the rapist gain sustenance from a bard only once or can there be repeat harvests?

- Do they start liking it in the process?

- What about enslavement?

- Is the bard raped to death during the process?

- Is the bard going to get eaten after the deed's done?

- Does the amount of spilled semen do anything?

- Does the bard get any magic out of the deal?

- Is the rapist a humanoid or something less human?

You know, just the basics.

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 No.303126

>>303122

>- Rapists: male, female, both or dickgirls?

Male or tentacles

>- Gang rape or a one-on-one affair?

Both

>- Bondage or free?

Both

>- Full natural rape only or are there toys involved?

Both

>- Is the bard restrained in any other way rather than physical force (ie magic, drugged)?

Sure

>- Can the rapist gain sustenance from a bard only once or can there be repeat harvests?

Continual harvest

>- Do they start liking it in the process?

Probably, bards are sluts

>- What about enslavement?

Ditto

>- Is the bard raped to death during the process?

Maybe

>- Is the bard going to get eaten after the deed's done?

Probably

>- Does the amount of spilled semen do anything?

Yes

>- Does the bard get any magic out of the deal?

Maybe

>- Is the rapist a humanoid or something less human?

Yes

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 No.303128

File: 9110a3c56159c5a⋯.jpg (227.37 KB,675x718,675:718,1421277659076.jpg)

File: d430259d9be2e6a⋯.jpg (208.32 KB,428x600,107:150,1422260428273.jpg)

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>>303126

>tentacles

Tentacle vaginas?

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 No.303129

>>303126

Tentacles it is, then. I'll put this into deliberation.

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 No.303141

>>303077

> beautiful humanoids

> Aboleth like

????

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 No.303172

>>303141

In their base form they're attractive humanoids, but when shapeshifted they're Aboleth-looking humanoids.

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 No.303427

File: e0a00321895cd2d⋯.jpg (415.04 KB,740x1140,37:57,Proper Female Dwarf.jpg)

. . . it is, perhaps, not surprising to see that the well-toned musculature of the female Dwarven body also extend to the reproductive tact. Of particular interest is the Dwarven pubococcygeus muscle, which is notably more developed than its equivalent in Humans or Elves and thus allows for stronger contractions during urination, sexual intercourse, and childbirth (leading to the long-running inside joke amongst gynecologists that Dwarven women "shoot" rather than just deliver children).

Another particular element of the Dwarven vagina is the so-called Jordottir Reflex, an involuntary reaction triggered by the detection of seminal fluid within the vaginal fornix. Not quite unlike a regular orgasm (which Dwarven women may experience simultaneously), the Jordottir reflex causes intense, peristaltic contractions of the vaginal walls moving towards the cervix. Aside from simply aiding the movement of seminal fluids already deposited in the vaginal folds towards the uterus, this reflex also exerts notable pressure onto the inserted male phallus, and effectively forces any leftover seminal fluid out of the urethra to increase the total amount of sperm present in the female reproductive tract.

In Dwarven females, the Jordottir reflex produces a sensation of great tension followed by a sudden feeling of relaxation and near-total exhaustion, although the pleasurable emotions associated with it are not as intense as in a proper orgasm. In Dwarven males, the sudden onset and release and pressure aids in the ejaculation process and instinctively produces a rewarding feeling due to successful insemination.

In mixed-species couples, however, the Jordottir reflex and the associated muscle movements can lead to a painful crushing sensation as the powerful contractions move up to the larger and more sensitive head of the phallus and constrict it. This effect, often crudely referred to as the "Hammer-and-Anvil" syndrome, fortunately can be entirely foregone by the proper use of condoms or the removal of the phallus from the vagina prior to ejaculation.

~ Brightfort, Ursula. The Woman Parts: A Detailed and Illustrated Treatise on the Female Reproductive Tract Across Various Humanoid Species. Ed. Vilya Starsong. Riverwatch, Riverwatch University Press, 2E 1652.

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 No.303482

File: 810adaafb3bdbb0⋯.jpg (103.44 KB,780x780,1:1,Muh FLOODGATE!.jpg)

>>303427

>the removal of the phallus from the vagina prior to ejaculation.

WTF are you, some kind of elf?

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 No.303523

>>303427

Hoo boy. We going full /monster/ now.

facial hair just makes the she-dwarf cuter.

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 No.303593

File: 0cefb8ba880bca5⋯.jpg (37.21 KB,736x721,736:721,Orcs.jpg)

. . . and although more mature Orcish couples will eventually develop a surprisingly gentle form of physical intimacy once both partners have found their mutual equilibrium, the sex life of younger specimen is every bit as harsh and rough as stereotypical stories make it out to be. As with virtually all things in Orcish society, this less than tender lovemaking is determined by the innate desire of the Orcs to dominate the respective other, so that Orcish sex is as much about the reproductive act as it is a wrestling match between male and female over who of them gets to ride on top. This naturally would be a very one-sided duel in the male's favor within most species, but the relatively equal division of muscle mass between both Orcish genders means that the ladies do have more than their fair fighting chance.

The sheer mechanical stress put on the Orcish vagina during the copulation act nonetheless is enormous. To cope with this, the reproductive system of female Orcs has undergone a number of adaptions: The vaginal walls of Orc females are notably thicker than those of most other species to lessen the potential impact of abrasions and the resulting risk of inner bleeding. The Bartholin's glands situated to the left and the right of the vaginal opening likewise are larger and can produce greater quantities of lubricative secrete quickly and in great quantities (giving rise to the idiom of "being wetter than a she-orc in heat), whereas the vaginal opening itself is highly flexible and elastic to account for the often unpredictable angle of entry from the male Orcish phallus. The often very thick pubic hair in a female Orc's genital area serves as an additional type of cushion to less the repeated impact with the male pelvis. Finally, the potential pain experienced during very rough intercourse is lessened by the comparatively low number of nerve endings on the inside of the Orcish reproductive tract, as well as as the production of analgesic hormones in the anterior pituitary gland of the female when she gets aroused.

Thanks to this arsenal of biological countermeasures, the genitalia of Orc women often are the very last thing to suffer any irreparable damage when she and her male undergo their aggressive mating. Gynecological injuries in Orc females as a result of sexual intercourse are generally dwarfed by bite and scratch marks, bruises and sores, superficial wounds in the facial and upper body regions from one of the partner's tusks, and even the (thankfully rare) broken bone. In fact, at least younger Orc women actively need this aggressive struggle to achieve sexual pleasure, as their dulled nerve endings require such intense stimulation to produce an orgasm in the female. The seemingly rapacious behavior on the part of the male thus actually is actively required to please the female, with Ork women considering men who can't show aggression and dominance in bed as weak and unfit for breeding.

The extreme behavior of the Orcs during sexual intercourse does not make them very inviting love interests for members of other species, though male Orcs infamously care very little about this. Orc women on the other hand typically show very little interest in non-Orc males, partially because they often are a good head taller than said males, and partially because the latter lack both the physical strength and the willpower to dominate the females during copulation. Nonetheless, tall tales of men who either managed to impress Orc women with their stamina and willpower (or were made into sex slaves by them) can be heard in every tavern from Solarveil to Old Corthica.

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 No.303602

File: 0433e566c6202ca⋯.jpg (129.02 KB,735x960,49:64,Indiana Jones - Oh Yes Nig….jpg)

>>303593

And somehow, Fantasy Sex Education Textbook puts me at half mast. Well done.

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 No.303677

>>302713

This entire board seems to be filled with magical realm dwellers

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 No.303686

>>303677

Where do you think you are?

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 No.303778

File: b5a8387370671d5⋯.jpg (264.71 KB,1133x1670,1133:1670,Elves are quick to to disp….jpg)

. . . for what most uneducated individuals tend to forget when accusing Elven women of frigidity or even asexuality is the fact that female Elves follow an estrous cycle*, rather than a menstrual reproductive cycle as present in most other humanoids. Whether this is an adaption to their extreme longevity or an atavism hinting at the enormous biological age of the Elves as a species still is the object of lively discussion within the scientific community, but it nonetheless means that the monoestrous Elven females are incapable of procreation for all but a few weeks of the year.

This is not to say that Elven women are physically incapable of having sex during their lengthy anestrous phase, but the absence of specific hormones (most notably melatonin) in their nervous systems means that they simply can't attain sexual arousal, and hence do not display physiological responses such as a swelling of the vulva or the secretion of lubricative fluids, either. As such, sexual intercourse for Elven women outside of the mating season is unpleasant at best and excruciatingly painful at worst - a fitting reaction, given that such scenarios chiefly occur in instances of rape or sexual coercion. Elves in a relationship with a male of another species may attempt to have sex with their partner for his sake while not in estrus, but this is a largely unfulfilling experience for both parties, and most mixed-race couples hence either abstain from sex until the female is in estrus (despite of the absence of the sexual drives, female Elves are by no means averse to intimate behavior such as kissing or cuddling while not in estrous).

The onset of the breeding season and thus the proestrus depends on the respective subspecies of the Elven female - High Elves go into heat around mid-spring, whereas Wild Elves become sexually active in the late fall, and Snow Elves do the same around at the time of the approaching winter solstice. The duration of of the active estrus cycle generally measures around three to four weeks (though some adolescent Elves can remain in heat for more than six weeks), and causes the female body undergoes several notable changes: The vaginal tract broadens and sees a drastic increase in blood flow, whereas the vulva and mons pubis undergo notable swelling. The breasts increase in size, while the nipples harden and become sensitive to the touch; an effect that curiously also extends to the Elves' ears.

Going into heat also has a major behavioral impact on the Elven females: They process (positive) emotions and sensations with a much greater intensity than normal, and as their sexual desire grows, their mood transforms from euphoric to teasing to outright predatory in their search for an acceptable mate. Due to their altered mind, the act of sexual intercourse itself typically sends Elven women into an almost delirious state of joy. Particularly stimulative experiences may even send females into a temporary state of dopamine-induced stupor that may last for several minutes.

Being normally polygamic (with the identity of a child's father being of little concern to its social status), female Elves in active estrus generally will often switch their active mating partner . Female elves in a monogamous and/or mixed-race relationship often will insist on a yearly honeymoon of sorts, which tends to be both joyful and exhausting in equal measure for their respective lover. Given their long lives, it is a merciful fact that Elves are not only masters of magic, but also masters of birth control, lest their numbers undoubtedly would grow beyond measure.

* Dark Elves are a notable exception to this, as they remain sexually active throughout the entire year but only become fertile in late summer

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 No.303782

File: 1c82dae10a3de02⋯.png (824.18 KB,811x1080,811:1080,2017-02-02 11_15_27-Dragon….png)

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 No.303787

>>303778

>>303782

Elves confirmed for shit-tier hypersluts.

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 No.303792

>>303787

There's a canon Forgotten Realms Elf that was split into her good and evil halves respectively, one was a Drow, the Other a Moon Elf or some shit.

They fuse back together into an OC Donut Steel Elf that from every issue since this, has some guy she's banging, like holy fuck, we accidentally went full retard and made the Onmi Elf slut Groun-Slaanesh-0 Elf.

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 No.303794

File: 29a95e3dd53d8d2⋯.png (1.95 MB,754x1080,377:540,2016-12-24 16_38_04-Dragon….png)

>>303792

>Hey, what happens if we fuse all the fucking Elves into a single elf, Drow included?

>That one stupid elf that goes too far

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 No.303795

>>303787

Only while in estrus, that's sort of the joke. They're completely chaste some 330 to 340 days of the year.

>>303794

>Hey, what happens if we fuse all the fucking Elves into a single elf, Drow included?

Hello baby Slaneesh!

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 No.304934

File: 3d4a9badc9ff2d5⋯.jpg (29.52 KB,651x1023,7:11,Halfling.jpg)

'That the best way to a man's heart goes through his stomach is an adequately old proverb. Yet beyond the joking remark that the transfer of blood from the brain to the digestive tract after a hearty meal may have a drastic impact on the eater's ability to make rational choices (which in itself is based on a misconception, the blood flow towards the brain being very tightly regulated), few physicians would seriously suggest that a fullness of the stomach can have an aphrodisiac effect on the eater. Quite on the contrary, the consumption of food causes increased activity in the parasympathetic nervous system while lowering that in the sympathetic nervous system, and thus causes a desire to sleep rather than to copulate - the body plainly wants its rest while digesting the consumed food.

The notable exception to this rule found across virtually all humanoid species are Halflings, and especially female Halflings. The reason for this lies in the fact that ovulation in Halfling women is not based on a menstrual cycle (as seen in humans) but rather on induction by certain bio-chemical triggers in their bodies - the most notable of which are the high blood sugar levels following a rich meal. Coupled with the release of certain sex hormones after the onset of the induced ovulation, female Halflings will not only display the expected effects of postprandial somnolence (i.e. drowsiness) after consuming large quantities of food, but will also show an increase in amorous behavior and a decrease in social inhibition, leading to the saying that Halflings get drunk on food as others would do on liqueur.

How the Halflings came to develop this unique form of induced ovulation still is the subject of ongoing research in the fields of medicine and biology, though recovered fossil remains of ancient Halflings show evidence of repeated and disturbingly regular periods of malnutrition if not outright starvation amongst the ancestors of the modern race. Under these conditions, ovulation after eating large amounts of food - and hence during a period in which food is plentiful - would increase the likelihood of a female Halfling to produce and raise healthy offspring; giving them an evolutionary advantage.

While the migration of the Halflings to more fertile lands and the development of advanced agriculture techniques mean that they no longer have to suffer repeated periods of famine as their ancestors did, the process of natural evolution was not built for fast changes, and the female Halflings hence are stuck with a form of induced ovulation (and the accompanying increased libido) that is rather out of place in a society which sees food scarcity as the exception rather than the norm. As a result, Halfling women often force themselves to remain hungry or at least refuse to fully indulge themselves in the large feasts and banquets frequently held in their culture - a trait which foreigners may readily mistake as an attempt to avoid obesity, but which instead seeks to maintain modesty*.

So powerful are the hormones released upon the induction of ovulation that Halfling women who live in mixed-race societies and do not watch their food intake may occasionally develop romantic feelings or plain sexual desire for males of larger races. Thankfully for all involved parties, cases of catastrophic internal trauma so far are all but non-existent outside of rapacious encounters; partially because the female reproductive tract of the Halflings is surprisingly elastic, and partially because the males in the relationship typically perform intercourse with a very justified degree of caution and sensitivity.

* Obesity in Halflings actually is relatively rare due to their rapid metabolism

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 No.304978

>>303792

>>303794

>>303795

And there's the idea for the OMNIELF. This is not going to end well, is it?

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 No.305132

>anime monsterpeople races with exclusively permashota men

I really couldn't justify it without being completely transparent about my /ss/ fetish.

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 No.305336

File: 205070851425fc3⋯.jpg (55.42 KB,542x616,271:308,I want to fuck that.jpg)

>MFW I just realized that Styx Dragons can get away with raping anything they want

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 No.305399

>>305336

The issue with that is dosing enough water of the Styx so that the victim will forget just enough. RAW this is an even bigger clusterfuck given that for 3.5e alone there's like three different interpretations of how this works.

But if the dragon just got out of the water and dries up for a bit the moisture on its body might do the trick. Unless it's a female dragon and it somehow willfully sucked some of the water into her vagina (through superior dragon biology) and splashes it onto your dick once she's done with you.

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 No.305405

Why are people so opposed to magical realm shit? Everyone always seems to express wanting to be mature but when it comes to anything remotely sexual in nature, the line has been crossed. Kissing? Freak. Wanting your pc to have a spouse? Weird. Trying to use the built in charm/sex appeal/whatever skill? Degenerate. Trying to play the sexy femme fatale character to spice up the party? Weirdo.

I just want to run something where it's all lewd in nature and since we all play online already, we don't have to awkwardly look at each other as the elves fuck everything. Fuck I would find out everyone's fetishs and cater to everyone's fetishs so it would be something for everyone to enjoy.

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 No.305410

File: a24ac9d63096116⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,72.61 KB,600x766,300:383,The Wetnurse.jpg)

Nutrices are a sub-species of succubi who do not only possess the usual shape-shifting abilities of their kin, but also have a dangerous trait in that most of their bodily fluids have a highly addictive effect when consumed orally. Such substances include the Nutrices' blood, sweat, and tears, yet the most potent addictive effect is found in the milk produced in the demons' voluptuous bosoms.

True to their name, the Nutrices use this effect to infiltrate society by posing as wetnurses, breastfeeding and raising the infant children of the rich and mighty. Yet although their milk does indeed allow their charges to grow into healthy children, neither the young ones nor the nutrices show any interest in the process of weaning, and a boy or girl raised on the teat of these demons will develop a lifelong, perverted form of mother-child relationship with the infernal nursemaid - chiefly fueled by their crippling addiction to her breastmilk. That the feeding sessions increasingly have to take place in secret only strengthens this bond.

The Nutrice, for her part, will continue to play her role as a benevolent motherly figure, but unsurprisingly is chiefly interested in the well-being of her charges as her influence over them turns them into extensions of her own will. Thus, a Nutrice that manages to sneak her way into a position as the wetnurse of a young prince may eventually become gain effective control over an entire kingdom once her charge takes the crown, and will happily rule from the shadows to drive said kingdom into ruin until she grows bored of her current situation and seeks a new child to suckle. That her charge (assuming he or she is still alive) will quickly turn into a howling lunatic once the source of its habit is gone causes further wanton havoc.

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 No.305411

>>305410

(cont'd)

Not all Nutrices choose to play the role of a wetnurse. Though the latter role is perhaps the easiest and least suspicious way for them to build up influence over others, some rely on more risky methods. One tale, for instance, tells of a nutrice who posed as the owner of a small village tavern and spiked the drinks served in her establishment with minuscule quantities of her milk. This naturally watered down the addictive effect of the substance, but over the years, the cumulative impact of each beer and cup of mead had made the tavern wench so dear to the locals that a group of adventurers who sought to banish the demon promptly found the better part of the village attempting to lynch them.

The perhaps most disturbing case of a Nutrice bringing ruin to her environment took place in what used to be the Abbey of the Goddess' Tears; an isolated convent whose nuns spent their waking hours reflecting on and praising Mysova for the suffering she as a mother goddess endures as she watches over the mortal race. Disguising herself as young woman seeking refuge from the outside world after being subjected to depraved acts by a group of bandits, the Nutrice managed to invoke enough pity in the convent's abbess to let the latter see beyond the uncanny feeling that the demon naturally produced in her. From there on, the Nutrice corrupted the entire Abby, one nun at a time: The first one, a recently introduced novice herself, fell to sexual seduction from the demon. Other nuns had milk from the Nutrice's breast dropped upon their lips as they lay asleep, and yet others unknowingly consumed it once the demon emptied her bosom into the Abbey's well; its only supply of freshwater. The last nuns, whose strong will and faith had still protected them from the power of the Nutrice, eventually were forced against the fiend's teats by their own fallen sisters.

Following worrying reports from peddlers who irregularly visited the abbey to trade their goods against the vegetables grow there, the church of Mysova assembled a small warhost of clerics and noble knights to investigate the matter. Upon arrival, the group found the convent in a horrifying state of heresy and sexual perversion: Seated on a throne in the center of the abbey's cloister sat the Nutrice, a stark-naked sister caked in mud and blood hanging at each of her nipples. Other fallen nuns were found summoning demons to partake in orgiastic sins with them, or had dropped to their knees to be mounted by black goats and other unholy animals. Their hearts filled with righteous fury at such a sight, the ecclesiastical warhost attacked the Nutrice with sword, fire, and faith; and while many fell to the scores of demons summoned by her shrieking nun-slaves, the vile defiler met its demise that day. Alas, the once sanctified abbey had been defaced beyond repair, and after locking the surviving nuns inside and setting fire to the complex, the faithful of Mysova later returned with a larger group to raze the ruins to the ground. It is said that, even today, the site where the abbey once stood is tainted, and that no pregnant woman must come near it lest their unborn child turns into a spawn of the devil.

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 No.305414

>>305405

You're exaggerating. Players normally only enter a magical realm when the DM or another player forces their fetish onto them, particularly when said fetish makes absolutely no sense in the context of the sitting and only are introduced so that the resident whizzard can jerk one off under the table. Players do, from my impression, generally not get overly uncomfortable because of more mundane stuff like kissing or, god forbid, sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, but minutely detailing how "the moist walls of the Elve's vagina tighten as your manhood contracts and releases your white ikhor into her" does contribute nothing to the overall story and may be a warning sign that you're on the doorstep of a magical realm.

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 No.305416

>>305405

The issue comes in two parts. One is the the fetish itself that is too powerful for other people. Low-tier fetishes like buxom barmaids and slutty elves are something that most people can deal with, but when you start doing things like extreme body modification, beastiality (of the sex with non-sapients kind, so dragon fucking doesn't count), scat, vore and so on people will be put off.

Then there's the issue of people hogging the spotlight with their fetishes, overindulging to the point that they are That Guy. People are quick to judge such behaviour, considering it to be pathetic or sad. Sometimes this really is the case based on how severe the behaviour is, but sometimes this is just a reaction from the more prudish players. Sometimes this hits too close to home for other players who have a bunch of issues regarding sex and women, or just suffer from crippling loneliness.

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 No.305482

>>305414

The group of people I play with are insanely prude, I can't do anything remotely affectionate towards NPC's of the opposite sex without getting shut down. Its really fucking weird and its really annoying. Maybe I just need to find a new group

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 No.305567

>>305482

Or maybe they simply don't want to see you slobber over an NPc as it does not relate to game at hand?

I am currently fucking stuck waiting for a couple of characters to catch up time-wise with the rest because they are stuck in some teen drama bullshit of GM's making, who insisted on doing a super-realistic play from the day of birth until our adulthood when we get our actual sheets, with stuff generated based on our childhoods. Fucking stupid.

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 No.305571

>>305405

People probably associate that shit with typefucking, especially if you're playing it online. If you play online a lot, you've probably had some experience with shit going magical realm and it's really awkward if you're not prepared for it. Also what >>305567 said: It can overtake the campaign and make shit more retarded than it needs to be.

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 No.305630

File: b8f46e0a6a62288⋯.jpg (137.33 KB,900x675,4:3,Snowy Tundra.jpg)

Lisbeth cursed. As a native of this region, she was used to blizzards and other uncomfortably cold types of weather, yet this storm brought even even her to her limits. The snowfall was so intense that she could barely see her own gloved hand in front of her eyes, and every so often, she would have to withstand a roaring gale that could easily knock her over if she wasn't careful. Worse still was the sheer cold - she was wearing a full suit of the thick fur clothing customarily worn by her people, but even so, the wind was sucking out the heat from her body through every little opening as if it was a swarm of tiny bloodsucking insects.

Against the icy tempest, every single step of hers took quite a bit of effort. She almost overlooked the oddly-shaped drift of snow as the passed by it, and it took her a few seconds to realize that not only was the drift man-shaped, but that there also was a boot with an attached leg sticking out of it. Lisbet promptly dropped to her knees and began digging away at the white cover, yet the sight of the snowed-in wanderer's face sent her reeling backwards.

It was not a human face. Thick scales covered every single inch of it, and dozens of sharp teeth gleamed from the slightly opened snout. Perhaps most disturbing were the eyes, whose slit-shaped pupils unblinkingly stared back at her own; proverbially frozen in place.

Fighting back her repulsion, Lisbeth moved closer to the creature. She quickly realized that the thing before her was a lizardman; a type human-like reptilian that hailed from the desert nation of Zhasir. Though not entirely unknown to her people, the lizardmen were a rare sight this far up north, and for good reason: Being cold-blooded, the chilly climate was anathema to them, and the onset of a snowstorm could easily result in their demise - a fact to which this unfortunate fellow stood testament. Cold to the touch and unmoving as he was, it appeared obvious that the reptile had drawn the short end of the stick against the storm.

Lisbeth already was back on her feet and about to turn away when a thin voice at the back of her head reminded her of a story her or Nana had told the girl that would later grow to her current self. The exact details of it remained foggy, but the crux of the matter was that the strangers from the far south were not entirely defenseless against the frost - if their bodies grew too cold, they would fall into torpor; a state in which they appeared as if dead only to raise back to their feet once the warmth of the sun brought them back to life. And indeed: Pressed against the lizardman's neck, Lisbeth could feel a pulse, slow and struggling, yet he was alive. For now.

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 No.305634

File: 39876e591944af1⋯.jpg (662.41 KB,1180x787,1180:787,Ice Cave.jpg)

>>305630

Lisbeth's mind raced as she dug out the rest of the lizardman's body. Surely, he was a stranger and she had no direct obligation to save his life, but in a culture where cold could be the death of everyone, saving those who had fallen victim to it was more than just a morale imperative. Should she leave him here to die, she would be no better than a murderer - both in the eyes of the other people in the village, and, more importantly, in her own.

Still, her options were limited. Barely alive, it was evident that the reptile would freeze to death within minutes if she could not warm him up. Yet how? She did not even have remotely enough time to gather wood for a campfire, and even if she did, the storm would render any heat provided by the flames zero and void. What they needed was shelter; something to at least get them out of the murderous winds that seemingly tried to flay their clothing and skin layer by layer.

Though the lizard was larger and heavier than her, Lisbeth nonetheless grabbed him by the arms and began dragging him towards the Yebinshole, a cave that hitherto had been home to a beast of a bear until Walden, the chief hunter of her village, had driven a steel-tipped spear through the animal's heart. Devoid of occupants, it now was occasionally used as a temporary residence by those like Lisbeth who frequently moved between the settlements of the Northern Reach, albeit it hardly was a comfortable abode. Not that she had much of a choice - the Yebinshole was quite close to their current position, yet every second the lizardman was exposed out in the open would bring him one step closer to death.

When Lisbeth finally reached the cave, she tugged she still unconscious reptile into its deepest corner and rested him against a wall. They were protected from the biting cold of the storm now, but Yebinshole itself did not provide much warmth either as the fleeting clouds of her breath told her. As things were, the Lizardman would still succumb to the cold, if only a tad slower.

With no other recourse left, Lisbeth had only one source of warmth available to save the Lizardman's life. Her own.

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 No.305639

File: 240e8745c2c5359⋯.jpg (72.56 KB,700x394,350:197,Snowy.jpg)

>>305634

Working quickly, she unbuttoned the frozen mantle of the lizardman and removed it so that all scales of his chest and arms became visible. She then opened up her own parka, and lifted her shirt so that her bosom sprang free. With a deep breath, she awkwardly pulled the lizard unto her lap, tightly pressed his head against her bust, and pulled down the shirt over both her and his upper body. Despite of the doubled body mass, she likewise managed to close her parka around her and the stranger with some effort.

To say that the sensation of the freezing reptile against her naked skin was unpleasant would have been an understatement. It reminded Lisbeth of the one time when she, still a young lass, had insisted on walking the ice of Lake Insbareth when the latter was not quite thick enough to carry anyone. Immersed in the lethally frigid water, it had been sheer luck that some of the village's men were nearby and had managed to pull her out before the white death could claim her; and even then, she had been sick and bedridden for three weeks before she was back in health. Now, the body of the reptile was draining the heat of her own frame, yet even as her breath breath became quick and hard, she refused to push him away. If she had been saved, so should others.

Unfortunately, it was her own body that began to betray Lisbeth. Symbolized by an increasing feeling over numbness all over her skin, it became clear that it was jealously guarding all of its liffe-spending heat for itself, quite unwilling to share it with anyone else. But Lisbeth would have none of that - fumbling around in her backpack, she drew forth a small bottle with a clear liquid inside. The fluid contained therein had a dozen different names in half a dozen different villages, but Lisbeth knew that the hunters and foragers would use it to keep themselves warm in objectionable weather. She pulled off the cork with her teeth, took a deep gulp, and instantly had to fight back the urge to spit out the vile brew that was burning the inside of her mouth. Mustering all her courage, she swallowed two more sips of equal size and was instantly rewarded by a comfortable feeling of warmth and tiredness that began spreading across her spine. Within minutes, Lisbeth gave up on the fight to keep her eyelids open and gave in to the cozy embrace of sleep.

It was a weird tickling sensation that eventually awoke Lisbeth from her slumber. Still intoxicated from the extremely potent alcoholic brew, she needed some moments that this weird feeling originated from her left breast - and that something under her shirt and anorak was moving.

To be continued ?

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 No.305745

>>305639

By all means, please continue.

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 No.305909

File: 616c2e2d8b2bacd⋯.jpg (105.61 KB,700x467,700:467,Mendenhall.jpg)

>>305639

Still groggy from the alcohol in her blood, Lisbeth fumbled open her parka and pulled down the collar of her shirt until she could see her chest and the head of the reptile still pressed against it. Its movements were sluggish, but life had returned to the eyes of the lizard, with the former now slowly shifting their gaze from Lisbeth's breasts to her face. They kept staring at each other for a short while before the reptile closed its eyes and began to speak, its voice coarse and raspy.

"Have we died and were sent to heaven?"

Lisbeth needed no mirror to know that her face instantly blushed with a most vivid hue of red. Her mouth repeatedly opened and closed as she desperately tried to regain her composure.

"You were really damnably close to the dying part, stranger. But no, this is not heaven."

The gaze of the Lizardman shifted back to her breasts and it remained silent for a few seconds, perhaps needing time to process this information and the implications resulting from it.

"Oh bother."

A false smile spread across Lisbeth's cheeks as she considered whether she could get away with promptly reburying the scaleskin where she had first found it. Unfortunately, the ethical views of her people were very minute when it came to such things.

"Perhaps", she began, "you could tell me at which point you thought traveling through the Northern Reaches all by your own was a good idea, let alone with you being cold-blooded! It is a disaster waiting to happen! It would not even have needed a snowstorm like the one outside right now to turn you into an ice sculpture, and even if you can survive for a few minutes when you're not moving, how high do you think are the chances that someone like me comes along to save your scaly ar- HEY, YOU'RE TEARING MY SHIRT!"

The lizardman was trying to free himself from under her clothing, yet his motoric skills were still in the process of recovery, and the only result of his efforts hence was him stretching Lisbeth's attire to dangerous levels. Concerned about the structural integrity of her garments, she wrapped her arms around the reptile and pushed it back against her body, its scales uncomfortably rubbing against her skin. Under normal circumstances, the Lizardman could have easily overpowered her, but right now, it was as if she was wresting with an oversized child trying to wind itself out of its mother's embrace. Eventually, he stopped struggling.

"… we would like to voice our protest at being taken advantage of like this in our time of weakness", the reptile dryly noted.

"A-advantage of…? I am trying to save your hide, you dense-skulled, overgrown skink! You're still half in torpor, and I haven't dragged you here just to see you run out and freeze up again!"

"Yes. We can imagine we were dragged here for other purposes…"

"Now listen here, you…"

"May we inquire when you plan to release us from this highly awkward entwinement of bodies?"

Lisbeth let out an annoyed grunt. "When you're warmer. And we should at least wait until the weather gets just a tad better."

"That is a satisfactory answer", the lizardman said and suddenly returned her non-affectionate hug, deeply burying his head in her bosom.

"What in the icepits…?!", a rather startled Lisbeth stammered.

"Closer physical contact equals greater heat transfer", the slightly muffled voice of the reptile informed her. "Greater heat transfer equals less required time of closer physical contact to regain acceptable body temperature."

"Additionally…," and Lisbeth could swear that the lizard under her shirt was now grinning, "…intimate physical contact in mammals increases heartbeat and cardiovascular activity, causing the body to radiate more heat. We are unsure of the technical term for this process, but we think a colloquial phrase used to describe it is getting 'all hot and bothered' "

Sometimes, Lisbeth thought, one should just let nature run its course.

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 No.306106

An Explorer's Guide to the Uncommon Races

Chapter 3: Gnolls

Gnolls are a race of nomadic bestial humanoids resembling hyenas. This resemblance carries with it some unique characteristics, especially concerning their females; for example, they are among few races whose "fairer sex" are significantly larger and more aggressive than their males. This, combined with certain other anatomical features we shall cover presently, has often given observers difficulty in differentiating gnoll sexes. However, after over a year with a gnoll tribe in the Ashfall Plains, I have collected the most extensive possible treatise on their physiology, relationships, culture, and other unique features, to aid the reader in assimilation among groups of gnolls.

This may seem like a needless task, given their relative lack of importance as power players in the world. But they are becoming more common, and their relative newness to the world stage gives the neophyte an excellent opportunity; few other humanoids are fully knowledgeable about their habits and culture, affording the mimic license for more mistakes. Keep this in mind when you are sent on your own assignments; the most common race in an area may not always be the most advantageous to become.

Physiology

A typical gnoll pack leader - almost exclusively a female position - would stand at roughly the height of a tall human man, were it not for the species' habitual hunching posture. A male, by comparison, would have his eyes level with that of an elven woman. They are broad-shouldered, and have thick, powerful necks, culminating in a fearsome jaw quite capable of shearing through bone.

Their facial structure is pointed, with a long, flat skull and narrow chin. The ears, sat high on the head, also come to sharp points. Their mouths betray their carnivorous heritage, full of sharp teeth, with wide, flat tongues. They have a habit of panting with mouths open when excited, and are a particularly vocal species; I was kept up half the night by their whooping during my early days among the tribe, and their constant chatter can wear on a soul.

Anyone who has seen a gnoll also knows of one more unusual feature, closely related to that preference of locomotion; they have retrograde legs. This, combined with their long forearms, tough hands, and an odd structure to their neck joints that keeps their skull quite comfortable when parallel to the spine, allows them to travel quite comfortably on all fours. This is the preferred form of locomotion when on the hunt, as it gives them the capacity for large bursts of speed when catching up to prey.

Finally, their hair (some of my colleagues insist on the term 'fur' but by that logic even humans would be classified as a furred species) covers their entire bodies, much like humans or halflings, excusing their palms and soles. It is usually somewhat thicker than a human's bodily hair, but not so much that one would immediately pick it out as an animal's fur. The exception, of course, is their 'head' and pubic hair, the latter of which is connected to the rather thicker patch of 'fur' on their short tails, and the former extends in a diamond shape across both shoulders and tapering down to a point usually around the middle of the back. This hair is quite short, no more than a few inches high, except for a 'crest' that forms at the top of the scalp, which is of darker coloration than the rest of the hair.

They are strongly carnivorous, usually only eating simple herbs as basic medicines or flavorings. If one plans on hosting a gnoll as a guest, it is important to keep in mind that many common fruits enjoyed by the civilized races, such as grapes, are in fact harmful/poisonous to them. Please refer to Appendix B for a partial listing of such items, as usual.

Gnolls possess the normal range of senses, but are somewhat hampered in their ability to see at long distance, similar to gnomes. They do, on the other hand, have extremely perceptive noses, and are quite able to distinguish very faint scents. Despite this, they do not seem to be overly concerned or distraught at strong negative smells; they will eat with great relish meat that nearly turned my stomach, and are not overly concerned with bathing.

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 No.306107

>>306106

Courtship

Gnoll courtship in general revolves less on appearance (one would assume that their bestial visage would turn even members of their own species off, but I've seen humanoids attracted to all types), and more on pragmatic concerns. Even in their intimate moments, gnolls rarely cuddle or compliment one another - indeed, given the habits ingrained by their culture, such behavior would be seen as odd indeed. One's worth as a mate is instead measured by status within the pack and one's practical abilities. Females within the pack are rated for their ability to provide food, their ability to protect the male deciding from the appetites of other females, and for their ability to rear young. The desirability for males is most heavily influenced by their ability to keep up with a female's sexual appetite, and their ability to provide the physical necessities that most females consider beneath their attention; weapon-crafting, cooking, creation of apparel, and so on. I also noted that a male that had recently mated with another female was very highly prized for a sexual engagement - I suspect the release of marker pheromones to be the cause of this - but not particularly favored for long-term courtship and its social obligations.

Due to their matriarchal nature, a child's sire is not considered an especially important detail. This, in combination with their highly unequal libidoes, means that gnolls lack a typical pair bonding structure. A male is free to mate with any female, and females usually have their pick of males. The only time a conflict will typically occur is during the mating season, during which the females' sexual drive is highly charged and they become extremely possessive of all males around them. This can result in aggression towards females that mate with one's chosen males. The tribe I was staying with actually practised isolation during these times; the females would den as far as a kilometer from one another, minimizing potential male-stealing. The males, for their part, are not really considered capable of denying another female's advances, and no ire was raised against them for mating with another.

Courtship begins in earnest roughly a month before the mating period, as females begin their ovulation. Males demonstrate their desirability through various means, both practical and artistic. For examples of this, see the Culture section. When one catches the eye of a female, she will offer a portion of meat to him personally, rather than submitting it to the communal food stockpile. She will likely submit food to several males, and each male usually receives food from multiple females. During evening gatherings, males will observe rather than take part in the customary mockery circle. The females take center role here, jeering and putting down one another mercilessly. One would almost think they hated one another, but I am assured that no hard feelings are kept. The cleverest and most level-headed of them are highly favored for mating; those that lose their temper at the japes are unlikely to find a mate, particularly if they react physically.

The conclusion of the courtship is an informal process; once the male has made his decision, he simply appears at the female's tent and consummates the arrangement. I could not observe any physical token exchange, but soon realized that scent marks the individual more surely and personally to the gnolls than a flower or ring would.

As I said, the idea of "marriage" is foreign to gnolls, but a successful courtship does carry some social obligations; the female is expected to provide a favorable amount of food for her chosen mates, and to guard them against predation from both physical threats and the appetites of other females, should that become an issue. In return, the male is expected to provide his partner first pick of whatever work he provides to the tribe, and care for her physical needs as and when the need arises. Polyandry is the norm, due to the higher fatality rate of female golls in both childbirth and hunting.

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 No.306108

>>306107

Mating

Now, we must turn to the salacious topic of the gnoll sexual organs. There have, of course, been many rumors circling about said features; a common myth in the previous century, before gnolls began migrating to cities and other civilized places in greater numbers, was that the species was entirely hermaphroditic. This is not the case, as I can attest.

The males have a typical setup; I trust that anyone reading this work is familiar with said biology. The females, however, take after the males much more so than they do females of other species. To wit, they have massively enlarged clitori, fully capable of erection. In fact, said organ is often wider than the male equivalent in their species, and would likely do an orc proud. Their breasts also take after the masculine form; one must surmise that, as the more sexually aggressive sex, they never acquired the need for large bosoms to entice males, and in any case such a feature would have hampered them in their primary activity; hunting.

After ingratiating myself with the pack leader of the tribe (a process greatly helped by a small misunderstanding concerning the gifts I had brought, which apparently indicated that I was highly interested in pursuing her as a mate), I was allowed to observe her mating with her favorite male. I suspect that this would not have been allowed had she not been in heat at the time, and suggestible to a wide manner of requests. The process is somewhat more involved than most mammals fairly simple in-and-out procedure. Both parties must first achieve erection; then, the male docks his penis into the clitoris, slowly (and with great apparent pleasure on the female's part, going by her vocalizations) pushing the entire member into her body. The motion is somewhat like pushing a shirt's sleeve in with one's arm, and then rhythmically pumping it inside the shirt.

I noticed that the female gnoll achieved orgasm remarkably quickly, each time accompanied by an odd quivering motion in the hips. I also found it to be an extremely loud experience; both parties seemed unable to control their yelping as they came to climax. In short order they were done, and the male left for his own bed. The female, however, seemed to still be in a state of some excitement, and was ready to call in a second male for the night.

When I suggested alternate means to ease her desire, my hostess was confused; apparently there is no widespread practice of oral or manual intercourse. A moment's contemplation should reveal why; the toothy maws and rough, stubby hands of gnolls are ill-suited to the task. However, we quickly learned that the gnoll clitoris was indeed sensitive enough to such stimulation as to bring the individual to (many, many) orgasms. It was here that I discovered the source of the marker pheromones; they appear to be dispersed from the end of the clitoris during orgasm. I leave the image of what that looked like to the imagination of the reader.

Though my host was appreciative of my efforts, she did indicate that taking a penetrative role felt extremely submissive, and as alpha, she found it uncomfortable. Luckily, I had chosen a slimly-built elven form for this engagement, and was able to substitute my forearm for the normal organ, which pleased her greatly. So pleased was she, in fact, that the following day she bragged of my abilities to the rest of the pack, leading to a series of rather frenzied demonstrations in the days that followed. I strongly suspect that she took the opportunity to partake of the males while her packmates were distracted.

I was, in fact, quite favorably treated by the males afterwards, as I had significantly eased their burden during the mating.

Gnolls only breed true with other gnolls, as far as the history I have uncovered has shown. Female gnolls seem wholly incapable of producing viable offspring with other races, while males can made with particularly fertile host women (notably, humans and dragons, but the latter is extremely rare); the offspring of such mating commonly display muted gnollish traits, such as a naturally occuring 'crest' of hair, enlarged canine teeth, increased hirsuteness, or a distaste for vegetal food. Famously, the Countess Aguilla de Barra, also known as the She-Wolf of Auberdine, was rumored to be the bastard offspring of a gnoll and the Countess Cyria de Barra. Hence the appellation afforded her by her enemies, the Bitch of Barra.

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 No.306110

>>306107

>>306108

Gnoll women are magical realm incarnate.

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 No.306114

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>>306110

Goodness gracious yes. I was trying to make this as accurate as possible to hyena biology, and I still cut out a lot of stuff for just being too much.

As per Wikipedia:

>[S]cholar Catherine Blackledge said makes "the clitoris tip feel like soft sandpaper". She added that the clitoris "extends away from the body in a sleek and slender arc, measuring, on average, over 17 cm from root to tip. Just like a penis, [it] is fully erectile, raising its head in hyena greeting ceremonies, social displays, games of rough and tumble or when sniffing out peers"

>[B]ecause the hyena's clitoris is higher on the belly than the vagina in most mammals, the male hyena "must slide his rear under the female when mating so that his penis lines up with [her clitoris]".

Gotta do mission impossible shit just to get into position

>Greeting ceremonies among clan-members consist of two individuals standing parallel to each other and facing opposite directions. Both individuals raise their hind legs and lick each other's anogenital area

>During these greeting ceremonies, the penis or pseudo-penis often becomes erect, in both males and females. Erection is usually a sign of submission, rather than dominance, and is more common in males than in females.

Plus, and this is just a bonus for me,

>This trait makes mating more laborious for the male than in other mammals, and also makes attempts to sexually coerce (physically force sexual activity on) females futile

(I really dislike rape scenarios in my fiction)

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 No.306246

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>>305909

They remained like this for a while; the touch of the lizard's scales against Lisbeth's skin slowly losing its chill. The fact that the reptile had not opened its snout to blather further obscenities and innuendos greatly helped to make the situation less unpleasant, even though the young woman could imagine a wide plethora of scenarios and activities decidedly more enjoyable than holding a random stranger this close to her upper body. Were it not for the customary laws of her people and some kind of insanely hyperactive maternal instinct, she would have left the scaleskin to its own devices and fled the cave immediately after it had come back to life. To the hells with this snowstorm - if anyone in the village would ever find out about this, she would…'

"EEEEP!"

Lisbeth shrieked as something wet moved across her breast and whipped around her left nipple before retracting within a heartbeat. With her eyes wide open, she once more pulled down the collar of her shirt so she could get her eyes on the reptile. The latter was looking back at her, its fangs bared in what vaguely looked like an apologetic smile.

"Was that you, just now?"

"Apologies. We can not help it."

"You cannot help wha-..?!"

Before she could finish the sentence, a thin, forked tongue shot forth from the lips of the lizardman and again ran across her breast. To his defense, he at least tried to avoid the more sensitive area this time, but this did not prevent the surprised Lisbeth from flinching and pressing his head even closer to her.

"D-damn you, lizard", she panted. "What are you - GYAH - what are you doing?!"

"Apologies. The flicking of the tongue is an involuntary reflex of our kind as we use it for our sense of smell. We tried to suppress it as long as we could, but just as with breathing, the urge quickly grows beyond control." As if to mark his point, his tongue shot forth yet again, causing Lisbeth to convulse.

"STOP IT!"

"Apologies, we cannot."

"Then at least turn your head so it - HNNG - so it doesn't touch…"

The lizard obediently turned its head upwards, and its tongue accordingly tickled Lisbeth under the chin. Several attempts of the Reachwoman to reposition the reptile's head only lead to its tongue sneaking into her armpit, her navel, and dangerously close to an area that thankfully still was covered by the thick fur pants she wore. When she had finally managed to yank the lizardman's head into a direction that caused his tongue to harmlessly collide with the inside of her shirt, she was shivering across her entire body and breathing heavily.

''"We believe the storm outside has ended", the lizard dryly noted after several minutes. And indeed, the omnipresent buzzing sound that had carried down from the entrance of the cave had died down. No sooner than it had muttered the words, Lisbeth had already lifted her clothes, pushed the lizard off her lap, and sprung to her feet. Picking up its own mantle, the reptile made a short bow towards its savior.

"You most certainly saved our life this day, young lady. We would be honored to repay the favo-.."

"You will NOT tell ANYONE this has ever happened.", Lisbeth growled. The Lizardman nodded, he lips parted with an enigmatic smile as he flicked his tongue.

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 No.306248

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>>306246

Having feared for the worst when her granddaughter had not returned home in the middle of such wild a storm, Lisbeth's granny understandably was overflowing with joy when her precious darling finally came home. Yet she also saw that the girl was visibly distraught and, after preparing hot, hearty tea for the two of them, inquired as to what had happened while Lisbeth had been away. She received no clear answer, for the girl instead went on a rant on how much the lizardmen of Zhasir disgusted her.

Her grandmother voiced surprise at this, arguing that Lisbeth had never seen one with her own eyes and thus would be poor to judge them. At this, she let out a roar of indignation, and in great detail began to list the reptiles' repulsive characteristics: The rough, scaly skin. The deceptive, slit-shaped pupils. The sharp teeth that were just waiting to take a bite out of you. And, far worse than all of this combined, the forked tongue that these obnoxious animals could positively not keep inside their mouth even if they wanted to, and which coiled from their lips like slimy, elongated worms.

''But Lisbeth, sweetheart", her grandmother intervened, "these are but nasty rumors. The Lizardmen can keep their tongue inside their mouths just fine - they are not snakes, you know?"

And as the story goes, Lisbeth the Wild is still hunting after the Lizardman whose life she saved to this very day - with murderous intent.

FIN

An alternative ending would have seen Lisbeth snapping under the sensual assault, causing her to pull down her pants, force the head of the lizard between her thighs, and to warn him that his "reflexive behavior" better not give out right now if he was to leave the cave alive. But that is just quite too lewd.

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 No.308024

The old thread's almost fallen off of the board, but the file I saved the stuff in on my PC shat itself and it's lost. Does anyone have an archive or something? Thread's at >>290196 if it's still up.

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 No.308030

>>308024

Did some Succubus suck out your eye balls?

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 No.308035

>>308030

No, I've got some infection of my stomach lining, meaning that I barely keep enough food in. This is not very good for my productivity.

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 No.308036

>>308035

Better whip up your magnum opus, whilst on deaths door. Also, second post in this thread for the archive.

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 No.308669

Monsters have varying levels of rarity. Some of them like kobolds and goblins exist in large numbers, while things like dragons and other such creatures are rather rare. A very small number of monsters are utterly unique to this world. One of these creatures is the fabled Ophiotaurus. She is a creature with divine ancestry, a large, powerful woman with the lower body of a snake and the upper body of a minotaur. She possesses the strength of the gods: with a single focused flick of her tail she can take a chunk out of a castle wall and can best even the most powerful of giants. Her muscle can stop blade and arrow alike, yet she has pleasant curves. According to legend only an adamantine axe swung with the strength of a titan can slay her, with all other weapons used against her falling short and will see their wielders slain.

Ophiotaurus is better known for another legend: he who slays her and sacrifices her entrails in fire will obtain the power to challenge the gods themselves. This has made her a valuable target for mortals and gods alike. Some gods seek to control her to keep her safe and through it themselves, while others want to use her against their enemies. Because of this she's been constantly kidnapped and locked away, only for others to rescue her from her prison. Ophiotaurus has gotten sick of this and as such is constantly on the move to avoid being captured yet again. She's not defenseless though: only the greatest of heroes have a chance at subduing her, and once such a hero surfaces forces move to keep them away from Ophiotaurus. On top of that her immense strength allows her to defend herself quite effectively. She also has one secret weapon that few people know about: those who have suckled from her sizable breasts are compelled to speak the truth whenever Ophiotaurus talks to them, unable to use deceit or half-truths in any way. This makes it easy for her to root out those with less than wholesome plans for her, and she deals with such people harshly. The same goes whose main plot is to be fed her milk this way because of selfish desire.

A matter of dispute regarding Ophiotaurus is the legend surrounding her entrails. While this is the most commonly accepted translations there exist versions that are a bit different. These use the term "burning of the entrails" which in this case is synonymous for "ejaculating inside of", and the way her death is described in these translations makes it synonymous to her receiving great sexual pleasure. As such, in this context she doesn't have to be killed and sacrificed in order to gain power: it merely requires making gentle and wholesome love to her. Given her size this can be very difficult for a mortal, and it requires someone of great size (or a more limited size but with great bravery) to bring her pleasure this way. In a controversial interpretation of this version the "power to challenge the gods" boils down to mere bragging rights because you fucked the Ophiotaurus that they for so long tried to use for their own purposes. The few surviving scholars who tracked her down to ask which one is the correct version got slapped around rather fiercely.

As for Ophiotaurus herself, her fierce and no-nonsense personality is naught but a facade to hide how terribly lonely she is. Over the course of centuries Ophiotaurus has time and time again trusted someone, only for her to be betrayed or to discover that she was being lied to. This has given her spectacular trust issues and will fly off the handle at the merest sight of betrayal, but this is all because she's sick of being hurt. Her deepest desire is to find love, find someone who likes her for who she is without trying to use her for their own gain. Ophiotaurus knows that if she were to find such love this person would be a major target for anyone who wants to get to her, using her lover as leverage or offer her their freedom in exchange for her imprisonment. This means that only someone whose power rivals hers could be a fitting mate, but those beings are few and far between without having an agenda of their own. So the legend of Ophiotaurus continues on, her body strong but her heart empty.

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 No.308856

I need your opinion

http://poal.me/u32cmv

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 No.309306

>>308856

Eldritch/Hivemind

Trying to bring order to the material plane, everything from direct control over every individual possible, through to rearranging the landscape through mass labour, the hivemind has to find some use for those it doesn't consider fit for breeding, and those mountains are so disgustingly irregular.

As for those chosen to serve as breeding stock, well, their life is either fantastical or horrific depending on how you look at it, the eldritch abomination using its arcane power to enhance their performance and fertility, with a few of the higher quality individuals absorbed directly into the growing and perfectly ordered body of the abomination.

Eventually the material plane would be perfectly ordered (an ideal flat plane, the spherical earth was unfortunately designed after all, and with the added power each magically able mind consumed by the abomination the laws of physics aren't much more than minor annoyances to it by that stage. At that point you'd have the choice to pick another plane to invade and 'organise', or see if Spelljammer was actually canon and try to find other planets on the material plane.

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 No.309321

>>308856

They're all vastly different. There's a traditional version, an RTS-esque thing with the hivemind and lewd Shin Megami Tensei. Also you need to clarify exactly what you're saying with those options because they're ambiguous as fuck.

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 No.309454

>>308669

I really love this. I wish I could come along and treat big titty snake babe right.

(polite sage for not being a writefag)

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 No.309530

Okay it's getting worse to the point where I'm posting stories in the wrong thread. So let's try that again: here's a story that I wrote last year but I thought I lost when my laptop messed up, except it wasn't lost.

How did it all happen so fast? It all seemed so unreal for prince Tiron, paladin of the order of the Lady of Grace. One moment he and his companions were traveling through a forest, the next they were jumped by a horde of orcs, subdued and captured. Dragged before their chieftain they were accused of invading their ancestral lands, punishable by lifelong slavery. Given how the rumors regarding orc slaves went and the chieftain's disregard of repercussions from the prince's father Tiron saw only one way out: he shouted the ancient challenge of a tribal honor duel at the chieftain. The orc was not amused, but because of the claim of the tribe's shamans that the challenge was valid despite Tiron not being an orc, the chieftain could not do anything but accept.

The paladin and his companions were brought to the ritual dueling pit, where he was stripped of all armor aside from his greaves and sabatons, given only his sword to defend himself with. Meanwhile his companions, a colorful gathering of a dwarven cleric, an elven wizard, a halfling rogue and a gnomish bard, had been lead into the stands and had to watch their friend fight for their lives. Expecting a massive brute of an orc to be chosen by the tribe as their champion, Tiron was surprised that his opponent was a woman: Krusha, the daughter of the chieftain. Despite being more than a head taller than him, her arms being about as thick as Tiron's thighs and her thighs in turn being about the width of his waist, there was something primal and attractive about the woman. The chieftain announced to Tiron that no less than seventeen times orcs of both within the tribe and without had challenged Krusha to the ancient courtship duel that would force her to marry whoever managed to defeat her. All challengers were dead now.

As the duel began the paladin quickly discovered why this was the case: her strength, speed and tactical prowess were beyond what he had ever seen in an opponent. She was quite the match for him; all the minor blows he managed to land on her did not slow her down in the slightest, as opposed to her blows doing far more damage on him. He felt that his paladin powers were being blocked, the dueling pit enchanted by the orcs so any fights within could be nothing more than a battle of martial prowess. Tiron had to call upon all his training, finesse and martial prowess to survive the onslaught of this feminine mountain of green muscle.

The duel had been going on for a while now, and neither of them had managed to land decisive blows upon one another thus far. Tiron was covered in bruises and minor cuts from Krusha's short sword, while his own longsword had covered the orc's chest and arms into a minor waterfall of blood. The prince felt his strength fading however, and knew that the next opening that either of them showed would be a decisive one. Tiron found his first. His blade darted forward and thrust into Krusha's arm. She howled in pain and dropped her weapon. Before he could go in for the kill though the orc pushed his blade aside, stepped forward and punched Tiron in the face with her good arm. Momentarily dazing him Krusha managed to disarm the human and grabbed him by the throat. Lifting him off the ground with one hand she shouted in triumph, a call met by shouts of approval and a desire for human blood coming from the audience. The grip on his throat began to cut off air to his head, and he did not doubt Krusha's ability to crush his throat with her bare hand. With all his other options taken Tiron pulled his leg back and kicked forward. A collective wince came from the audience as he kicked again; two, three, four times. A high-pitched yelp came from the stands followed by the thunk of an elf hitting his head against wood after fainting. Tiron registered what he had been doing as Krusha, with tears in her eyes, sank to her knees. His armored legs had been viciously kicking the orc in the groin.

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 No.309531

>>309530

The prince wasted no time and went for his sword. Standing behind her at an angle that Krusha could not grab him with her good arm, he pulled her hair back and put the blade on her throat. The chieftain called out in approval and urged Tiron to finish the duel. Glancing down at the woman he saw her look back at him. Her eyes were teary and tired, but he saw another thing. Fear. The chieftain shouted that if he did not finish her off his hesitation would be seen as a surrender and he would be killed. Tiron mulled this over, looked at the chieftain and the fearful Krusha, then made a decision. In passable orcish he proclaimed himself the winner of a courtship duel, meaning that by the ancient laws he claimed her as his wife. The stands were silent for a few moments before erupting into shouts of approval, disapproval, congratulations, threats and insults over perceived mockery of the ancient ways. The shamans had a brief argument, but concluded that combining a honor duel with a courtship duel was possible given the circumstances.

Tiron let go of Krusha and lowered his weapon. He helped her up and walked her out of the gate to the arena. Once outside he could feel his link to the Lady of Grace return, and with a prayer he healed the major wound on Krusha's arm. She pulled herself out of his grasp and walked off, trying her best to walk normally despite the beating her groin took. The orcs began to make preparations for a wedding, and by sunset Prince Tiron and Krusha were married. A feast was held (largely with meat) and Tiron companions managed to mix into the crowd of orcs surprisingly well. The elven wizard Aramil had to turn down the advances of a number of male orcs who mistook him for an elven woman. When this was cleared up though he began to receive advances from female orcs, much to his dismay. The gnome Gimble meanwhile tried his best to woo orcish women with his silver tongue and nimble fingers by singing and playing music, but when he tried to woo them with his silver tongue and nimble fingers in another way he got turned down. Tiron noted that his new wife had been rather quiet, and had only spoken to him when the rituals of marriage required it of her. Eventually when the celebrations began to die down (because most guests had drunk themselves into a stupor) the shamans brought the newlyweds to a tent, where Tiron suspected they had to consummate their marriage.

They sat down on a bed (more of a two-person bedroll on straw). Krusha looked at the prince. "After tonight I will travel with you. Where will we go, husband?" she asked in some pretty good Common. He turned to face her, the coldness of his silver holy symbol on his chest a reminder of his oaths. "You can go your own way. Killing a helpless opponent is not the way of the paladin, and this way I have saved your life. Live it as you see fit. For what it is worth, I am sorry that I took you from your people like this." she shrugged. "I would not have seen them again if you had killed me. But no. I am your wife now and I will follow you to whatever battle you go to." Tiron put a hand on his holy symbol. "I cannot ask that of you. A forceful marriage like what I thrust upon you is like slavery, and…" he lost his train of thought when Krusha began to undress in front of him. Up close without her trying to murder him she looked quite attractive: a perfect mix of a feminine shape, pleasant curves and powerful muscle. Her face was fierce, almost predatory but still strangely pretty.

Krusha saw his look and smiled a bit. "We are to consummate our marriage, husband." she told him. "Perhaps you have felt the effects of the stallion root taking in yet? After a long day of eating, drinking and fighting a number of men would be too tired or drunk to perform. So a bit of stallion root is mixed into your drink to help you salute your wife." she was now naked above the waist. Tiron deduced what the new terms meant and thought a moment. "Well, I call upon the goddess to purify my body when I get too much alcohol in me so that I do not do something stupid. Turns out that it cleansed me of the stallion root as well, so it's not helping me, uh, salute you. Not that I need help with that." Krusha laughed. "Men and their uncertainties." she began to undo her clothing below the waist. "Why did you heal my arm? I would have born its scar proudly." Tiron made a face. He saw the marks on her arms and chest: the wounds he gave her had been cleaned but had not closed yet. "Because I hurt you." he leaned forward. "And a man who hurts his wife has no honor amongst humans." He began to lightly tap Krusha's skin near the wounds, paired with brief incantations. With a tingle of her skin Krusha felt the wounds close, leaving no star. She gave a short disapproving snort, but did not stop him as he healed all her minor wounds.

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>>309531

"Hah. Next thing you're going to tell me that you humans are too dainty to make love to your wives." she told him. Tossing her clothes aside she began to undress her husband, leaving Tiron shirtless. "No scars, no marks, not even ruddy skin." she told him, rubbing his chest with one of her large hands. "I am a prince. Even with my chosen life I was raised in luxury." Krusha pulled him closer. "More like raised in softness and weakness." she told him and pulled down his pants. "Aside from that part it seems." the orc added with a smirk. Tiron stepped out of his pants. Both he and Krusha were now naked, but Tiron was still wearing his holy symbol. "I see a beautiful woman get naked in front of me. How else would you have me react?" he told her. "But I freed you, I am not making you a slave to me or my member. I cannot force you to have sex with me." she frowned and leaned back. "According to the traditions a man who cannot satisfy his wife on their wedding night has his marriage annulled and is put to death by his wife." she told him flatly. Tiron paused for a moment. "Is that so?" Krusha nodded. "That is so." she told him and spread her legs. "Well, if that is-by the Lady!" he gasped as his wife revealed herself to him. Her groin was completely bruised, her skin being black and blue under the normal green of her skin.

"I did not know I kicked you that hard. Doesn't that hurt?!" he looked at her worried. Krusha smiled proudly. "It is one of the most painful feelings I had in my life, but I did not show it once." Tiron looked at her body. All the minor cuts had been healed, but for this he need a bit more. "I'm not going to have sex with you like that, it will hurt even more." the paladin spoke and started an incantation. The orc frowned. "If it's not worth doing while in pain it's not worth doing at all. I can take it, just come into my embrace and-" Tiron laid his hand on the bruised part of her genitalia. Healing magic began to flow into her, lightening the pain and returning her back to her healthy green color. The paladin had overseen something though. In his training he had been taught that healing magic creating short, localized pleasurable sensations to aid in the healing process. In certain painful injuries this effect was enhanced to give the patient relief.

In Krusha's case however this pleasurable sensation coursed through her genitalia, giving her a monster of an orgasm. Her spine curved backwards, her hands dug into the sleeping mat and her rear came off the ground, resting on her feet and shoulders as the most intense wave of pleasure she ever had coursed through her body, screaming in pleasure all the while. She eventually fell back down again, panting heavily as she tried to regain her composure. Tiron had been in trance while healing, only now realized what he had done. "Oh. Uh… didn't expect that to happen." he looked at his wife. "Krusha, are you-ugh!" she reached for him with one arm and put it around his neck, pulling him close as she was trying to catch her breath. "Aah… oh… oh yes…" it was still beyond her ability to form a coherent sentence. "Unintended side effect, must've been the magic-" he tried to explain, but was cut short when Krusha began to kiss him deeply. The tusks were a bit of a bother at first, but he quickly figured out how to navigate them.

After giving her some rest Krusha looked at her husband. "That… was good." she panted a bit. He smiled meekly. "Well, that's how healing magic works." she grabbed onto his shoulder. "Are you sure that healed me completely? You might want to look closely." she pushed him down. Tiron cooperated, eventually putting him in front of the spot he had healed. "Looks completely normal now, the coloring is gone and the flesh looks less-" Krusha pushed his head closer to her. "How about you do something useful with that tongue for once?" she smirked. Tiron frowned a bit but began to do what she asked of him, using a mix of his tongue and fingers to pleasure her, leading up to her second orgasm. It was not as powerful as her first, but it still made her body contract from the sheer pleasure and made her cry out shamelessly. He raised himself up a bit, panting from the exercise. "Was it… ah… that exhausting?" Krusha asked teasingly. "The licking? No… but keeping your thighs from crushing my head was." Tiron explained, squeezing his wife's thick leg muscles.

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>>309532

Krusha grabbed him by the arms and pulled him in, landing the prince on top of her. "You are quite skilled, my husband." the orc complimented him. "Seems that you have had some practice?" He nodded. "As a prince I receive certain… training to ward myself against the wiles of ambitious nobles and their unscrupulous daughters. Part to defend myself from being seduced, part to properly pleasure them." she ran a hand through his hair. "If one of these women approaches you, you can just ask me. I'll be happy to defend my husband by crushing his enemies with my bare hands." Tiron's eyes widened from the image. "Please don't. The political fallout would be a mess." Krusha pouted a bit. "I forgot that you humans are so soft and weak, not willing to just kill your enemies and get it over with." she shifted her weight a bit and felt something rub up against her. "Though it seems that my husband is not completely soft." the orc licked her lips. "He has given me pleasure twice already, I think it's time that I return the favor." she pulled the head of her husband closer, moving him up her body and misaligning their genitalia. "Unlike my husband however I am still unbloodied, and the honor goes to him to make me into a woman." her eyes glistened. "I am certain that he can do this in a pleasurable way." Tiron wiggled his way down her body, realigning them again. He looked up at Krusha and kissed one of her breasts. "So am I." he told her.

Being a paladin of the Lady of Grace comes with many advantages. The power of healing, being fearless in battle, being able to bless oneself and others with the Lady's protection, an aura of pleasantness and many other things. Though the rumors about the paladins of the Lady of Grace that went around the most were about their sexual characteristics. Women were said to have ample curves and men to be extra well-endowed, with both genders having deft hands and tongues, no gag reflex and holes that were extra smooth, lubricated and stretchy. These rumors were of course not true, much to the chagrin of people joining the faith for these reasons. What it did give however was the ability to observe someone and deduce what their likes and dislikes were, their sensitive spots and preferred actions. Tiron was not of exceptional size, yet he managed to make Krusha feel like she had never before. She in turn was more than eager to tell him when he was doing something right, urging him to keep doing what made her feel best. They tried several positions, including those that Krusha had not even considered, and before long the couple had their release. Lowering himself onto his wife the orc embrace him with arms and legs, pulling him tightly against her body.

Tiron stretched himself and kissed his wife in the neck. "Seems like we were right." he told her. Krusha replied with a powerful squeeze. "We were." she looked down at him. "You were so deep and filled me so much, it won't be long until I will give you strong children." The prince smiled a bit. "About that." he touched his holy symbol. "Those who bear the symbol of the Lady of Grace and are pure of faith will not conceive a child." Krusha thought about this. "So if you remain pure of faith we can have sex all we want without having a child." she deduced and pulled him close. "Good. I want more, husband. You awoke this need inside of me, and you will help me with it." Krusha told him. "And from the feeling of something rubbing against my body you want it too." The orc was correct: the prince was, to use her own words, saluting her rather vigorously. "The blessing of the Lady of Grace." he told her. "As long as our partner is in want, we can pleasure them. You mentioned male uncertainties earlier. This is why I do not have them." he smiled coyly. Krusha frowned. "Do you think you can outlast me, husband? You will see you are mistaken." Tiron kissed her on the lips before sliding down her body. "I know I can." he assured her.

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>>309533

Three intense and loud orgasms later, Krusha had to concede the point to her husband. He was on his back, with his muscular wife cuddling up against him. She was fast asleep, but Tiron was still awake. It had been quite the day: if he had been told he'd be married by midnight he wouldn't have believed it. As the youngest prince with so many siblings he didn't have much to look forward to: his older siblings all married for politics and held important diplomatic and military positions. As the youngest he had the opportunity to do what he wanted, and so he joined the faith and went out adventuring. But now he had a wife that could easily match the royal guard back home in size and strength, the biggest and most powerful princess married into the royal family. And then it struck Tiron. Krusha was now royalty. She might've been the princess of the youngest prince, but he was still in the line of succession. If something happened to the rest of Tiron's siblings, nephews and nieces he could still inherit the throne. Orc-blooded princes were entirely a possibility, and civil war might follow if it became true. He laid straight awake as Krusha slept soundly in his embrace, the mountain of muscles covering the husband whose mind was racing to make sure he thought of every single political situation and how to handle this now that the family had someone green married into it.

The next morning Krusha stirred. She moved her arms, looking for her husband. Sleepily she opened her eyes and looked around, finding Tiron sitting close by. He was naked, his legs folded together and his back facing her. "Mmm, good morning, husband." she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes. "Seems that you're in luck, you more than satisfied me so I am not required to kill you." no reply came. The orc sat up and touched her shoulder. "Tiron? Are you alright?" Again no reply. She moved closer and looked at his face. His eyes were closed, his lips moving without sound. His hands were cupped, holding the holy symbol of the Lady of Grace in his hands. "I see, you are in prayer." she smiled and kissed him on the cheek. He did not stop. "Very well then, I'll let you be and…" looking down Krusha noted that her husband had quite the morning wood going on. "Well look at that." she reached down. "Let's see how strong your faith is, hm?" she whispered teasingly and began to jerk him off. Tiron continued undisturbed, not even his breath faltering as his wife pleasured him. She tried several techniques to pleasure him, but none could disturb him. Eventually she did manage to bring him to orgasm, catching his seed in her hands. "Your faith is strong indeed." she muttered as she licked her hands clean. A warrior's strength went into his seed after all, and it would be an insult to let it go to waste.

Krusha stretched her body and grunted. She turned to make the bed she had her wedding night in. When she was done the orc looked down at her body. The skin between her legs was covered in the juices of herself and her husband, a testament to their lust and virility. She wanted to go wash herself when she was suddenly pushed from behind. On her knees and with her face on the bed her warrior instinct took over, only to be tempered by a familiar voice and weight. "Good morning, Krusha." Tiron said sweetly and kissed her neck. "Looks like you were quite eager for some more fun." Krusha moved around a bit. "Well I could not let you sit around like that." she defended herself, but from the feeling of something hard against her back she knew it was a poor excuse. "Perhaps. But you gave me pleasure without letting me return it. I think I should return the favor." his hands went around her powerful torso and began to massage her chest. "You do that." she grinned, spreading her legs a bit while still face down. Tiron sat upright and moved back, pressing his groin against her rear. He pleasured her to make them even, then went for another round for the fun of it. Afterwards Krusha was on her back, with him on top and the newlyweds kissing gently. The prince eventually pushed himself up a bit and looked down at his new wife. "As a member of a royal house I never expected to marry for love; I could only hope for someone nice and attractive. It seems that I have found both, and I swear to you, Krusha, that I will give it my all to make you a happy woman." he promised her. Krusha ran a powerful hand over her husband's back. "And you seem to not be a terrible husband yourself. So I see no reason to perform the ritual orc divorce and murder you in your sleep." she grinned, leaving Tiron a bit unnerved. She gave his rear a powerful squeeze. "Come on, get up and get dressed."

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 No.309536

>>309534

The newlyweds stepped out of their tent. Quite a few orcs were hung over, with those who were not suffering too much looked at the couple: the men admiring while the women were envious. "Looks like you were a little too loud." Tiron muttered. Krusha gave him a stomp on his arm. "And whose fault was that?" she teased him. "Well, if you stay that loud I might end up needing to put a gag on you." he warned her with a smile. "Heh, I'd love to see you try." she licked her lips. Krusha had brought him to the chieftain's tent, where they had breakfast alongside her father and Tiron's companions. Between listening to Aramil complaining about the continuous attempts of orc women to get through the ward he'd set up around his tent in order to have sex with him and the noise that Krusha had made, alongside Gimble moping about not getting any real attention himself Tiron and the chieftain spoke for a bit. The chieftain was not very upset with losing his daughter to a foreign prince, and knew that without an heir of his own one of his captains would one day challenge him and take his head, something that he made peace with.

The group was given some supplies, their horses were returned and Krusha had her own gear; a chainmail shirt over a leather outfit, covered by a fur mantle. She had a bow slung over her shoulder and carried the sword she fought Tiron with alongside a club and a number of knives. Krusha said her final goodbyes and the six of them rode off, leaving the orcs behind them. The prince watched his wife a bit as they rode, and he carefully approached her by riding next to her. "Krusha, are you alright?" he asked her. She turned towards her husband. Suddenly her arm lashed out, grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him closer. She leaned out of her saddle and kissed his cheek, then pushed him back before he could fall out. "Yes, I am." she smiled. "Now then, why don't you tell me about why you five are out on the road?" Gimble laughed. "What, you didn't tell her yet? Then allow me to tell you why the Five Companions are out on the road…"

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 No.309591

File: 28eca479311ed50⋯.gif (1.91 MB,260x242,130:121,Enjoy the taste.gif)

>>309530

>>309531

>>309532

>>309533

>>309534

>>309536

That's fine writing, Worldbuilder-anon. Thank you.

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 No.309958

>>309321

>>308856

https://pastebin.com/qR7dsmwQ

here's better description of original options

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 No.309983

>>309958

So the choices are:

1: Corruption of Champions

2: Lewd RPG

3: Lunar Exalted

Still going with the first one because it's more managable on a personal scale. The third and especially the second are too abstract.

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 No.310332

File: 4c7155f49444e65⋯.pdf (715.58 KB,The Big Book of Lewd.pdf)

So I took the entries from the first two threads an bundled them into a 250000+ character document for your convencience. Enjoy!

(note: "The Big Book of Lewd" is a working title)

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 No.310348

>>310332

Most excellent. Looks like enough material for a whole huge 1D4chan page.

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 No.310356

>>310348

What kind of page are you thinking about here? It's a rather large batch of text for one page, even with collapsable segments on the page.

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 No.310359

>>310356

How about one big central page for the setting, with a bunch of marked sub-pages for each individual critter?

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 No.310365

>>310359

Bad idea. In the document there's already 41 of them, discounting all the other stuff in here and that's still to come. Plus, there isn't much of a core "setting" to go by. Sure, I could start to write up all sorts of stuff for a true setting, but aside from something like a core kingdom with its virile king, his thick and motherly queen and their dozen kids, and the goddess of lewdness with her paladins of love, her hero-deity champion/boytoy who arose from their ranks and the Trapists (an order of monks/nuns for whom Trapist is spelled with only one P for a very good reason).

Plus, it might clash with the "no egoboos" rule that the wiki has.

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 No.310368

>>310365

…Let's hear more about those.

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 No.310400

>>303427

what kind of sjw trash is this

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 No.310407

File: 57afd97d40d6d91⋯.jpg (15.25 KB,651x575,651:575,Le Sharp Bamboozle Hook - ….jpg)

>>310400

>he doesn't want a hard and rough dwarven lass

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 No.310568

>>310368

Alright, basics of a setting it is.

It is currently 24 years into the reign of Xander I, the Prosperous. Successor of his father Charles the Pious, King Xander set out to unify his nation and make diplomatic overtures to the various nations and tribes that border the lands. He fulfilled an ancient debt to the dwarves of the Stonecrown Mountains, made a strenuous peace with the various orc clans, managed to turn a few otherwise marauding giants into more or less subjects of the kingdoms, appeased the queen of the dryads so that her kin would stop murdering so many lumberjacks, secured a don't-kill-each-other-on-sight treaty between the wood elves and desert elves, befriended a nomadic centaur clan and more. His marriage with Queen Alejandra started off as a political marriage engineered by his father, but Xander and Alejandra were quickly smitten with one another. This was helped by the fact that Xander was a very attractive man back in his youth, paired with a jovial personality and rather notable girth. Alejandra meanwhile was a very voluptuous and romantic woman who eagerly accepted her new husband inside of her. Their marriage has been fruitful indeed: the royal couple produced no less than twelve heirs, and there's no questioning their parentage. The king and queen only have eyes for one another (rumor has it they spend their entire honeymoon in the bedchambers) and they still frequently pleasure each other. Despite being past 50 years old the king has aged into a handsome and wise man, the gray in his black curls only enhancing his attractiveness. The queen meanwhile has lost nothing of her curves over the years; in fact her frequent pregnancies only enhanced them (a somewhat vulgar expression is telling a woman that she has "hips like the queen", meaning she's looking very fertile and willing). The country meanwhile is doing well, which makes the monarchy all the more popular amongst the common folk compared to the more distant Charles the Pious. The children meanwhile have done what is expected of royal princes and princesses: they married foreign and local nobility to strengthen bonds or joined the military and hold important ranks. This means that for the youngest four there's little to inherit in the way of titles, so they've taken up starting a trade company, turned to magic and other scholastic pursuits, with the youngest prince becoming a paladin of the goddess of love.

But now the goddess herself. Amori, the goddess of love, appearing as an attractive, voluptuous woman with straight red hair in a tight braid going all the way down to just above her hips wearing a white sleeveless gown going from her shoulders all the way down to just above her bare feet. The Lover, the Matchmaker, the Grand Madam, the Heavenly Whore; Amori acts as the goddess of love guiding lovers to find each other. To her it's more than just the physical love: one must be able to love their partner emotionally as well. When both are in balance one can become agape; a transcendent, unconditional love for another. Amori herself holds this love for the human species especially, for she considers them to be her favored children. Worship amongst other races happens as well, but it often takes a backseat to other kinds of worship. In return for her love Amori asks that her followers love her in this way as well: both on an emotional level (being a follower and thinking of her as one's goddess) and physically (engaging in prayer and rituals). Amori takes love very seriously and considers infidelity to be a grave sin (though a threesome (or even more) is fine if all parties consent and are aware of what's happening). When one runs into trouble when in a romantic relationship the clergy of Amori provides counseling to reignite the spark of love.

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 No.310569

>>310568

The Grand Madam is also the patron goddess of prostitutes, with all brothels in lands where she holds sway having to be part of the faith. This ensures favorable and clean working conditions for the prostitutes/clerics, as well as protection from rowdy customers and a decent pay. If one knows where to ask these clerics will be able to provide more "esoteric" services (as in: fetishes) for an increased fee. These will never be too extreme for they have to be acts of devotion. Yes, to the whore-priests sex is a religions act: through intercourse with them one has intercourse with the goddess, bringing one closer to her. As such there's several jokes on how Amori has pleasured more men than any other creature in reality. While female clerics are the most common at this level, there are a number of male ones who see to the needs to female and male (or both) faithful. The actual sex is always prefaced by a short religious ritual to say grace to Amori. While this is something of a boner killer for those who want to get off right away, for some it's the most exciting part of the whole thing. The downside of this all that in many places the only legal prostitution can take place under the mantle of the clergy of the Grand Madam. All other forms, including the cases of the "self-employed", are thereby forbidden by law. While most of the time neither the clergy nor the local authorities try too hard to root out such heresy, when these unsanctioned sex workers either become significant business rivals or if the conditions are absolutely abysmal there will be crackdowns at the insisting of the church. And if local authorities don't cooperate the local brothels will all shut down, with its workers being tasked with rooting out the heresy themselves. So in short, the church of Amori has the prostitution business by the balls.

Of course, not all members of the church are prostitutes. Some take up a more monastic life to study the nature of love of all kinds. The members of these convent are known as the Trapists and are divided by gender. It is customary for members of both groups to dress as the opposing gender and presenting themselves as such. This means all the nuns are traps and the monks are reverse traps. As part of the vows sworn as a Trapist one becomes more masculine or feminine, depending on if one's a monk or a nun. The Trapists are known for the beers that they brew which are sold to pay the bills; it is a strong but sweet and also a bit salty kind of beer collectively known as Amori's Kisses. Surprisingly being a Trapist includes a celibate lifestyle, yet as to be expected it is a bit more sexual. Trapists believe that in the moment before orgasm one finds the ultimate clarity and truth in live, and will often edge themselves for a few hours as part of their meditations and prayers. The juices that one produces during such sessions are individually caught and ritually presented to an idol of the goddess. The best-known Trapist is the great Saint Onan. He lived three centuries ago and spent more time in prayer than any of his fellow nuns. According to legend he edged himself for no less than 100 hours, after which he was visited by the goddess herself. She gave him such a release that he ascended into heaven, at the cost of his life. His fellow nuns found his body, which was frozen stiff with his hands still on his dick. Since they couldn't change him from this position he was interred like he was found, in this position of devotion. Many pilgrims visit the grave in the crypt of his convent, with a few having claimed to hear the sounds of his continued devotion coming from inside the tomb.

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 No.310570

>>310569

While the church does not have a standing army or militia, it does have its defenders in arms in the form of the Paladins of the Rose. These are traveling warriors trained in combat using the spiked staff; a rather simple weapon consisting of a metal spike fastened to a wooden shaft with a reinforced end so that it can also function like a club. All of these weapons granted to the paladins are enchanted in such a way that they can alter size: this can go from little more than the size of a thrusting dagger to a short stabbing weapon, a longer club, a two-handed weapon to a full-on polearm. While the church does this for practical purposes, some people have pointed out that these paladins swing around a club that they can make grow longer is fitting imagery for the chosen of the Heavenly Whore. As befitting all paladins the Paladins of the Rose also learn the magics that come with the job. The Paladins of the Rose travel the world to spread the good word of Amori and perform good deeds wherever they come. They provide council on the matters of love, can instruct in the physical ways of love and keep an eye out for corruption and perversion. Another job of theirs is to deal with monsters that plague civilization, as long as it's within their skill range of course. The issue is that they're sometimes seen as a disruptive presence by certain more conservative groups. This comes with their reputation of being total whores. While it's true that sometimes the Paladins of the Rose prostitute themselves to make some cash for the road their skilled services don't come cheap and there's not a lot of regular folk who can afford the services of a paladin on the road. Another reason is the rumors that these paladins frequently placate monsters by fucking them into submission. This is not entirely true: while it certainly happens it is not a constant in their lives. And while Amori approves of sexual liaisons between different species it's not the first solution that paladins go to.

The last 100 years or so saw the rise of the worship of a subordinate of hers: the hero-deity known as Gülich the Fruitful, Grandmaster of the Paladins of the Rose. He is her champion and personal attendant, a deity of human origins. Since his ascension he's held the title of Grandmaster, advising his order once every year on the anniversary of his ascension in a ceremony. According to the records he was a Paladin of the Rose some 140 years ago. His exploits have been assembled by a number of paladins tracing his steps, telling the tale of a paladin who constantly fell into difficult, dangerous or otherwise tricky situations, all of which he ended up solving with his dick. From being captured by goblins, an ettercap, orcs and an oni to rescuing a village girl from a possession by a succubus, a centauress being wrongly accused of a murder perpetrated by a unicorn, a bunch of lizardfolk from a swamp monster, a dragon from being menaced by the nobleman's daughter she kidnapped, a satyress from being murdered by a unicorn, but also seducing a werewolf, a dryad, a lusty middle-aged halfling, a kobold desperately looking for a breeding partner, a lonely giant, a gruff tiefling, a golem, an entire haunting of ghosts, a male/female couple of elves and many, MANY more. Some of these stories are rather exaggerated: while the stories claim that Gülich slept with at least a dozen and a half lizardwomen the tribe itself put the number closer to eight. Quite a few of these unions resulted in a pregnancy, leaving behind a lot of half-whatever children whose father is now a deity (but they themselves don't have much power of their own). According to the tales his heart was pure and his flesh was strong to the point where Amori herself took interest into Gülich; she took him as her own and made him her favored, elevating him to a hero-deity. He is now the protector of the Paladins of the Rose and half-breeds, and covers the portfolio of love between different species.

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 No.310571

>>310570

In truth however the situation is a bit different. While Gülich did indeed have sex with more creatures walking the world than almost any other mortal has and Amori did appear in front of him, what happened next is different. As it turned out Amori had engineered all the situations he was in or encountered just so that he would have interspecies sex while she watched him and pleasured himself. Having put him and many other people in very dangerous situations (she did not engineer anyone's deaths though) infuriated Gülich and caused him to rant at this manifestation of the goddess on the world. He called her just about any horrible thing he could think of and was all but ready to denounce his faith… when he realized that Amori was turned on. He had discovered her most secret fetish: being belittled and degraded by someone weaker than herself. This caused Gülich to just about force himself onto her but she welcomed him instead, resulting in two days of nonstop hatefucking. He treated his goddess roughly: he slapped and spanked her, pulled her hair, tied her up while using her, used every one of her holes as hard as he could, rubbed himself between her tits and asscheeks, chocked her and pinched her most sensitive spots; all the while berating her while doing these things to get the aggression out of him. When he was finally done with her and his body gave out he saw his goddess covered in semen, lying in front of him exhausted but satisfied like she had never been, Gülich ascended. Nobody, not even him or Amori, know exactly how or why this happened, but when it was over Gülich had become a hero-deity. Was it through the sheer force of sex? Did she give him this power unknowingly? Did he live up to her portfolio in such a way that he ascended? It remains unknown to this day. Gülich still dedicated himself to his goddess and serves as her noble champion, but still occasionally bends her over and fucks her from behind while pulling her braid and calling her easier than even the loosest cock-slurping tavern wench.

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 No.314650

Say, anyone ever use Slaaneshi daemons for magical realm stuff in a game?

I did, once.

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 No.315025

Well, it's been a while, so let's do something that I haven't done before. Harpies!

Harpies are an all-female species with both humanoid and bird-like features. They have beautiful slender humanoid torsos with hair instead of feathers; long feathers on their heads and on their feathery tails, and down surrounding the groin (more if they live in colder areas). The color of their plumage depends on the area: whites in colder areas, browns and greys in other areas, while those living in jungles are sometimes colored like parrots. Their teeth are sharp and strong, ideal for tearing meat off of bones. Their arms and legs go from humanoid along the shoulder and waist down to being bird-like at the hands and feet. Said feet are a pair of powerful talons capable of ripping through flesh and crushing bone with ease, and once closed around a prey it's almost impossible to open them against the harpy's will. Their arms are fused with a pair of powerful wings, allowing the harpy to lift herself and a prey from the ground with surprising speed. Their hands are small talons of some use, but most harpies will use their feet as if they were hands. Their humanoid parts are almost always very attractive, but as they start to near the end of their lives they become haggard and very ugly, but remain as dangerous as they were in their youth. Harpies are mostly solitary creatures, nesting in areas that are just distant enough from humanoid settlements to avoid attention but close enough to hunt them. The flesh of humanoids, especially humans, is the favorite food of harpies and they'll gladly go out of their way to catch a good prey. Once a prey is caught a harpy relishes torturing it with her talons, ripping at them and enjoying the screams before eating her prey alive. A still-beating heart is especially cherished. All this makes harpies loathed by most other humanoids, who (justly) consider them to be dangerous threats to their lives. Most harpies will die before their time is up, but those who don't can expect to live for about a century.

Harpies nest in tall trees and caves. They build nests complete with roof to stay dry when in trees, and provide a floor in caves. Because of the relatively little protection they have harpies migrate to warmer regions when winter approaches, returning to their nest once spring returns. Destroying their nests does little but annoy the harpy in question: not because of the destroyed nest but because she will have to build a new one. Notoriously unhygienic, harpies are always covered in a foul layer of mud, excrement, blood, old meals and worse. This stuff is also on their talons, meaning that a wound inflicted by a harpy is likely to get infected big time. Not that most harpy-inflicted wounds will get to that stage: when a prey gets dragged off it will swiftly get savaged and devoured. Harpies all possess beautiful singing voices, with their songs being sometimes carried across forests and down mountains. This is much to the horror of those who hear it, and the beautiful song of a maiden hidden out of sight is the warning of an impending harpy attack. Those who know the song will attempt to flee or take cover, which is exactly what the harpy wants. Fear makes their flesh taste better. They have little need for treasure, but some collect trinkets off of particularly tasty prey. These trophies will be placed inside the nest, where they will corrode and lose their shine in the filth.

Most of the harpies in a particular region are related to one another. They all have their own territory and openly respect these boundaries, but raids on each other's territory are frequent if a harpy thinks she can get away with it. They maintain contact with one another to keep up with the changes in their loose society and their hunting grounds. Having one of their kin killed by a humanoid or monster will drive the harpies to dish out terrible revenge on the killer, but sometimes the target is just too tough even for a flock of harpies (like a dragon). This will have the harpies attempt to plot against the offender in another way, but this ends most of the time with the harpies dying.

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 No.315026

>>315025

While they appear as beautiful women, trying to seduce one is a horrible idea. Harpies need male humanoids to reproduce with, and they will drag fitting mates back to their next for mating. If the mate struggles too much the harpy will maim them just bad enough that they won't struggle too much as the harpy flies with her victim in her talons, but if the victim struggles just too much the harpy might end up killing the victim by accident (in which case the harpy will just shrug and eat him). Once arrived at the next the victim is deposited amongst the filth and violently mated with. This will often include lots of scratching and tearing, making the victim bleed horribly. The filthy surroundings and harpy make the mating even more uncomfortable, with the stench frequently driving men to vomit during intercourse. Exactly how a man can maintain an erection while being attacked like this is unknown, but scholars suspect that the harpy uses some kind of innate magic to bring the man to arousal. The mating is not pleasant and the harpy will use her victim several times over the course of days to ensure pregnancy. Victims who are well-endowed, as well as in possession of a good screaming voice and high endurance are especially enjoyed. When the harpy is done the victim will be either dying or infected from the filth in the nest. After this the harpy will devour his genitals first, followed by the heart and the rest of the body. A few months later the harpy will lay a single egg, from which a chick will hatch. During the times when a mother hunts after laying an egg she will cover the thing in a thick warm coat of filth to keep its temperature up. Once hatched the harpy will take care of the child in a surprisingly matronly way, with some help of other harpies in the area. In case something happened to the mother the child is adopted by a nearby harpy with no child to take care of at the moment. A mother will teach her daughter how to hunt, the harpy way of life and how to sing. Once a child reaches the young adult stage and manages to drag a live humanoid to the nest she will leave shortly afterwards to find a place to build her own nest and continue the cycle. Harpies start to look for a mate early in the spring. If she succeeds the chick will be strong enough to fly alongside her mother when the time to migrate comes. At the end of the next year the child will leave the nest for a territory of her own, with the place being done not too long before winter.

Because of societal pressures a harpy is required to slay and devour her partner after mating. Not doing so is frowned upon heavily in harpy society and will have the offender be cannibalized by its kin after watching her mate being slain and not eaten (which is a great insult in harpy culture). Sometimes harpies believe that they've fallen in love. But it's the psychotic stalker kind of love involving them chasing their prey for several hours before striking and the harpy forcing herself onto her victim while mutilating him. But since most of these things happen at the end of or just after mating season, only few (cherished) children are born from such attacks. Since reasoning with a harpy is next to impossible, even when offering better prey in your stead (the harpy will just kill and eat both), many have theorized that harpies are inherently evil. This is not the case: if a harpy egg is obtained and the chick is raised by hand, the child can be as virtuous or vile as anyone else. They can be kind, friendly, caring and even romantic. They retain the sharp teeth and talons of the kind, paired with a great love for meat, making them stand out like a sore thumb amongst common society. Such children are very rare however, and if harpies catch even the slightest hint of such a child existing they will hunt it relentlessly until they manage to rip it to shreds, alongside anyone who has anything to do with her. If harpies find out an egg has been stolen however they'll hunt even more viciously to get their daughter/sister/niece/cousin back before she's "corrupted" and needs to be put down. In either case, if a mother finds her child that was taken from her outside the egg she won't hesitate to kill and eat it herself. In the extremely rare cases that a harpy falls in love with a humanoid and they elope, they will face great difficulties in the combined forms of angry harpies, an unaccepting society and the harpy's filthy habits. But love can overcome all, and a handful of good harpy children have been raised successfully over the course of history.

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 No.315027

>>315026

There are two sub kinds of harpies. The first are the greater harpies. These look much like their regular cousins, except the arms and wings are detached from one another. The wings are attached to their backs, giving them the look of an angelic bird of prey. The worst is that with their arms free the greater harpies are capable of industry and even use and make weapons. Fortunately rare, greater harpies congregate in tribes to provide a united front against their humanoid prey and lesser kin. They are very hygienic compared to their lesser kin and often share a mate between them in order to reproduce faster. When the man is spent he is devoured in a ritual dedicated to the ancestors that these harpies worship. Sometimes they take roles as auxiliary forces to armies fielded by dark rulers, but this is rare since the reputation of the greater harpies is well-known. When the greater harpies combine their song they are said to be able to hypnotize large groups of men at once, after which the harpies will strike. They will then break the spell, causing the men to realize that they've been horribly injured and start to scream, much the harpies' delight.

The power of their song however is nothing compared to that of the siren. Often confused with mermaids with a similar M.O., sirens are far more bird-like in appearance. Some resemble large birds of prey with the head of a beautiful woman, while a subgroup has the upper body of a winged woman with the lower body of a bird. A siren's song can lull just about any creature to sleep, make it very defensive of the siren or just be captivated by the song. Just like harpies a siren depends on humanoid men to procreate. Living by the sea, the song of the siren will draw in men from across both land and sea into the siren's territory. If she spots a preferable mate (an attractive man) she will proceed to mate with him and keep him around for a while, keeping him prisoner with her song. If he manages to escape the song and the siren she will suffer from great heartache that her sex slave escape, with the most emotional ones being able to die of heartache alone. If they stay around however a siren's disposition can be changed notably. If a man can display that he overcame or is immune to the power of a song, and yet stays with her will have the overly romantic siren mate with him for live. While sirens won't think twice to use mind control in order to get laid, finding true affection will make just about any of them weak at the knees. Mating is a bit of a clumsy event and requires proper positioning; when in the right position the siren likes to take it slow and steady. Once a man has taken a siren as a wife she'll dote on him and care for her to the best of her ability (remember: bird body). Sirens often have an interest in history as well and love to talk to someone about it. The downside is that they can get overly protective of their husband and very jealous, and if the husband outlives the generally long-lived siren (living up to a thousand years is not unheard of) she is sure to die of heartbreak.

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 No.315035

>>314650

And now you have to tell us about, anon.

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 No.316080

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Did anyone screencap the woeful tale of the Slavery GM and the scalie stripper?

>>315035

Soon, anon.

>>315025

>vid related

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 No.316083

File: 0245d5dce087d5f⋯.png (120.41 KB,1877x624,1877:624,I apparently have this eff….png)

>>314650

>Say, anyone ever use Slaaneshi daemons for magical realm stuff in a game?

>I did, once.

>>315035

>And now you have to tell us about, anon.

>>316080

>Soon, anon.

Yes…

>Did anyone screencap the woeful tale of the Slavery GM and the scalie stripper?

No, but that because it disturb me even more than the fact pic related happen.

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 No.316722

>>303792

Half-drow.

Being split/merged is a result of the idea that becoming a guinea pig for elves can possibly make things better.

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 No.316743

>>316083

I find it more disturbing that you dreamt of ND than anything else.

>>315035

Well, for a start, you can have male/masculine Slaaneshi daemons, yes? Requesting a picture of a handsome "figure of light," horns optional, if you have it.

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 No.316746

>>316743

>I find it more disturbing that you dreamt of ND than anything else.

No man, I AM ND, hence my disturbance at the idea the very concept of a Nice Daemonette has caused some poor Anon to have a wet dream over it…

Now, the line "I could feel the capitals in the name" could very well mean the whole story was a satirical fake, but that's exactly the kind of thing I would personally insist on and thus makes it even more eerie…

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 No.320684

What are some erotic curses like Dragoncunt?

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 No.320702

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 No.320723

>>316746

Chrow

bring flammenwerfer

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 No.320725

>>320684

Exposure curses are always nice. Just have the victim's body actively repel clothing.

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 No.320736

>>320684

>dragoncunt

Tell me more

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 No.320744

>>320684

Also to actually contribute to the thread, that one furry flash game Corruption of Champions had a lovely condition where you'd basically get your dick infested with cock worms. I feel like it was NotAIDS and it also made your character hyper, a minimum of 50% arousal, and some other stuff. More of an std than a curse, though you could probably acquire them via magical means (or have it be acquired a la Mummy Rot, don't fuck the undead!)

As for elementals, Air could do a few things, from electroplay, to good/bad smells, and even breathplay or choking.

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 No.320769

File: 02d7b230c678426⋯.png (180.18 KB,500x707,500:707,1442773075963.png)

File: de715f9909e6840⋯.jpg (58.54 KB,500x707,500:707,1444694286157.jpg)

>>320736

>>dragoncunt

>Tell me more

You've not heard of Dragon Cunt Boy Knight?

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 No.320784

>>320769

I pop into /tg/ every few months, so I don't know all the board lore and memes. Even pre-exodus I only used it lightly, mostly for MTG discussion

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 No.320819

File: 70dbffdae402ba8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,103.7 KB,1280x615,256:123,DragCboyKnight_1.jpg)

File: bb86553902bfe68⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,106.46 KB,1280x613,1280:613,DragCboyKnight_2.jpg)

File: 7aaeec4d9c91f30⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,114.38 KB,1280x631,1280:631,DragCboyKnight_3.jpg)

File: 8707e3699e4cdcf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,126.76 KB,1280x628,320:157,DragCboyKnight_4.jpg)

File: 63d369f411927b7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,117.97 KB,1280x756,320:189,DragCboyKnight_5.jpg)

I gotcha covered

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 No.320821

File: 9ecff1b446a1ffb⋯.jpg (12.19 KB,480x358,240:179,9ecff1b446a1ffbe2cd4a02b97….jpg)

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 No.320826

File: eef5fcdf7b6795a⋯.png (Spoiler Image,756.05 KB,700x900,7:9,1253027115.aakashi_hydra.png)

File: d20d0b0c0339711⋯.png (Spoiler Image,2.12 MB,3838x1601,3838:1601,1460168069.meanmotorscoote….png)

File: cece40ba6800fba⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,441.77 KB,850x1100,17:22,1441655089598.jpg)

File: bd959ff7111fd38⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.09 MB,10000x2500,4:1,1441661965422.jpg)

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>>320821

But Anon, don't you want to be a Dragoness too?

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 No.320829

>>320826

I'd rather be a cuntbold tbh

>Kobolds get a racial bonus to squeeze into tight cavities

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 No.320833

File: 17b4ac640a1492e⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.31 MB,917x1500,917:1500,17b4ac640a1492e05115901188….png)

File: fd3a14d0ddc3647⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,3.2 MB,3543x3507,1181:1169,53b07547eb729c7d0994e995bb….jpg)

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>>320829

>I'd rather be a cuntbold tbh

That can be arranged!

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 No.320842

>>320833

>be kobold

>all the other males have a penis

>drink potion of masculinity

>just end up with some pubes or armpit hair

>save up a ton of gold and steal buy a girdle of gender swap

>it just gives me breasts and cant be removed

>enlarge person only works on your clit

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 No.320843

File: 83577685983be55⋯.jpg (71.09 KB,1920x1080,16:9,i need a name for this.jpg)

>>320819

>you'll never be a dragoness breeding sow

>you'll never get stuffed by fat musky dragon cocks all day

>you'll never lay large batch of heavy eggs that make you ahego and piss yourself

>you'll never watch them hatch into beautiful, healthy wyrmlings

why live /tg/

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 No.320844

>>320843

You know what'd be rad? Getting just dominated by a male gryphon

>sniffing his asshole

>rimming it

>fat sack

>big jerkable cock

>probably tastes great

>probably feels even better in your scaly cunt

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 No.320847

File: 7b58ef6cda1f9b1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,414.61 KB,2067x1080,689:360,57c2b488fd082c7c78cc31806a….jpg)

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>>320844

nah, for that i go unicorn or hippogriff. tonguing down his plump horse doughnut and fat sack, then letting him ravage your meaty cloaca with that thick cock, finally you feel his head flare up and a torrent of viscous cum flooding your womb, it must fell like heaven.

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 No.320850

You faggots have ruined an otherwise good thread where a dedicated writefag was doing great work.

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 No.320854

>>320684

>>320769

>>320819

>>320826

>>320833

>>320847

You fucks!

What have you done?

All i wanted was list of erotic curses for inspiration.

Not your subpar furry/beastiality shit.

AND I KNOW THERE'S BETTER PICTURE OF DRAGONCUNT KNIGHT OUT THERE.

I'll make this right, somehow.

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 No.320855

>>320850

WORLD-BUILDER! COME BAAAAACK!

>>320854

BECOME A WRITEFAG, DAMN YOU.

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 No.320857

File: a32f5408cae773d⋯.jpg (172.31 KB,1049x1280,1049:1280,a81f6bb4a05d478bdebe443035….jpg)

>>320850

nigger, he last posted a month ago. this thread is not just for him, this is a magical realm thread. if i wanna talk about a dude transforming into a dragoness, and getting fucked by unicorns and hippogriffs, then this is the thread for that.

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 No.320859

>>320857

>b-but the thread title says!

CONTEXT YOU RETARD TRIPLENIGGER.

These threads have been about semi-lewd worldbuilding for the past several months and you're going to come in here and try to give us >"ACK-SHU-ALLY it's about posting degenerate bestiality porn!"

No.

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 No.320863

>>320819

The only thing I hate more than trannyshit is furfaggotry.

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 No.320877

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>>320829

This is actually a rather large fetish of mine, what was born of an unfortunate dream. Seems all my worst corruptions of the soul are the result of dreams.

In this case, more simply being turned into a kobold by a dragon you've been sent out to fight, and finding yourself unable to do anything against said dragon, let alone defy any orders he gives, due to your new-found kobold nature.

>>320833

>Tits, tits, more tits, tits, still tits

It's all trash.

>>320854

There is absolutely nothing what goes into 'bestiality' about dragons, mate.

They're a sapient race, after all.

Closest argument you could make, is that for a dragon, who holds a higher level of intelligence and general-purpose power, fucking a human is bestiality to them.

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 No.320879

>>320859

It's a magical realm thread. Personally, I really preferred these when we didn't have the writefag. Were a lot better when people'd hang around and spitball ideas, instead of basically fuck around until the writefag writes something.

'S why I largely abandoned them. For a while, nothing of interest to me was coming out, beyond some faggot's headcannon. Which wasn't really that appealing to begin with, honestly.

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 No.320880

>>320863

>Dragons

>Furry

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 No.320882

File: e71dafd556be837⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,356.21 KB,1130x854,565:427,1445687829841-0.jpg)

>>320880

This guy gets it. Draconophilia has been a staple of /tg/ for a long time, no less.

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 No.320887

>>320847

What is the functional difference between a hypogriff and a gryphon? The hindquarters?

Also great pics, haven't seen them before

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 No.320888

>>320887

A gryphon is a lion and an eagle. A hippogriff is an eagle and a horse.

One is the king of both air and land, the other is a glorified pegasus.

Also, hypogriffs are always unintelligent beasts, in my experience. Griffons are either way, usually on the intelligent-but-simple spectrum.

Be less of a faggot, regardless

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 No.320890

>>320888

>be less of a faggot

I could choose to fail my saving throw on that, but those are also some compelling trips, so…

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 No.320891

File: 3c89e06c1f98a8d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,90.59 KB,794x990,397:495,a9609c12a2a7b4ebc233a68a62….jpg)

>>320877

>>Tits, tits, more tits, tits, still tits

>It's all trash.

So you are one of THOSE Kobolds, eh?

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 No.320895

File: a04f425cf04ee28⋯.png (Spoiler Image,2.01 MB,1500x1061,1500:1061,a04f425cf04ee28250c01f5d52….png)

File: 5a892453d7d8dc5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,98.69 KB,1396x1016,349:254,DB9TaLzWsAE7Wok.jpg)

Gryphons and knotted birds are still the best imo

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 No.320897

>>320895

>knotted

It's a fucking cat-bird. Why are you adding a knot? It should have penis spikes, if it has a dick. Otherwise, cloaca.

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 No.320898

>>320897

Knots are just great, that's why

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 No.320899

File: 450e4eec62d0084⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,78.52 KB,540x657,60:73,1460018685595.jpg)

>>320898

This is exactly why nobody likes furries.

All you guys care about is sex, don't actually give a damn about thinking outside the box, just going to recreate your regular trash with a dog penis ad infinitum.

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 No.320920

>>320684

Dragon Cunt Knight is the best erotic-themed cursed character I have seen

> a young knight, concerned with looking too effeminate looking

> fights a young dragon and kills it

> then older dragon seeks vengeance

> he defeats the knight and curses him

> after the knight heals up, he notices something strange with his body

> his member starts leaking precum like crazy and starts shrinking

> his pubic region grows scales

> eventually his member and testicles recedes to nothingness

> to the knight’s horror, his dick is replaced with dragon’s vagina

> it is constantly moist and sensitive, making him aroused

> he tries to hold off the lust through masturbation, but it’s not enough

> every month, he lays clutch of eggs which causes chain of forced orgasms

> eventually he gives into the lust and lets a fellow adventurer have his way with him

> this kickstarts a process of becoming more feminine and draconic until he becomes half-dragon broodmother

so there are several factors to this I like

> distress - the curse not only puts him through minor body horror, but also attacks his sense of masculinity already threatened by his feminine looks

> persistence- lack of or absence of possible solution

> pathology arc - there’s a sense of progression of curse where it goes from bad to worse

1. he tries to keep the curse at bay

2. curse takes root and despite his denial as he takes dick

3. he develops more feminine features but still his denial is strong

4. he becomes more draconic and woman-like in demeanor whenever he becomes relaxed

5. she fully embraces her female half-dragon self

> main kink - species and gender bending

It's so simple, and it works on many levels. I want to make several other curses, that are similarly erotic, but different.

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 No.320923

File: 056cc6dc264578d⋯.png (55.11 KB,282x250,141:125,1358901331294.png)

>>320891

>human gash

>not cloaca on the tail

absolutely disgusting.

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 No.320936

File: 1e0bc5a61bfc911⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,247.93 KB,854x1200,427:600,1451525292035-1.jpg)

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>>320819

For my taste the transfomation could have stopped at Day 236. I love that belly.

>>320854

>AND I KNOW THERE'S BETTER PICTURE OF DRAGONCUNT KNIGHT OUT THERE.

I got ya.

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 No.320937

File: 361d9440a78efa1⋯.png (Spoiler Image,336.65 KB,500x598,250:299,1451524585570-4.png)

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 No.320943

File: 7a2c68c1d8d6eb3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,271.05 KB,725x800,29:32,65c352fbd00ca79c7691aaa7c6….jpg)

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 No.320958

File: 3f59d911cba2b61⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,504.13 KB,1028x1020,257:255,1caf592522022f68f129ce89b7….jpg)

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>>320936

>For my taste the transfomation could have stopped at Day 236. I love that belly.

I could go to 680 myself, but that might be because of the breasts…

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 No.320959

File: 81e301599ac5cec⋯.jpg (183.28 KB,800x573,800:573,1445549717962-1.jpg)

>>320958

>>320936

Scrubs, the both of you. 6895 or get the fuck out, I say.

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 No.320986

>>320855

>WORLD-BUILDER! COME BAAAAACK!

A perverted night fills up the skies.

The lewdness grows as decency dies.

We crave lewdness and modesty's demise.

By the work of my hand,

your dick shall rise!

But let's go with what >>320684 mentioned: lewd curses and their cure!

>Minos Mammaries

Symptoms: The afflicted lactates milk akin to that of a minotaur. The milk is intoxicating, addictive and serves as a potent aphrodisiac. The afflicted is immune to the effects. The milk has to be drunk directly from the breast; if bottled it will rapidly lose its potency and spoil.

Cure: Get a minotaur drunk on the milk, which has the milk lose its potency. Afterwards if the afflicted avoids having sexual intercourse with a minotaur for a week the effect fades and the afflicted is cured.

>Lamia Tongue

Symptoms: A greatly elongated tongue accompanied by a swelling in the throat to house it. The tongue is very agile and can wrap itself around a penis with ease while also being able to tongue other orifices with great ease. The swelling makes eating and drinking uncomfortable and speaking is difficult. The tongue also serves as an olfactory organ, meaning that performing oral on all but the cleanest genitalia is an uncomfortable experience.

Cure: Ingesting the endometrium of a lamia who has recently been brought to orgasm by a Lamia Tongue.

>Elf Ears

Symptoms: Ears become pointed and elongate. They also become more capable of picking up sound (but don't improve the hearing of the afflicted). The ears also become hyper-sensitive erogenous zones capable of bringing the afflicted to orgasm through stimulation alone.

Cure: Achieve simultaneous orgasm with two elves by rubbing the Elf Ears against their own ears, without other stimuli being present.

>Demon Semen

Symptoms: A darkening of the ball sack with dark veins running over the penis. Often includes non-painful swelling. Children conceived by a man with this curse will always be a tiefling or tiefling-like variant of the mother. The children will also be either male or a shemale carrying the same curse. When the afflicted orgasms inside of another man he becomes infected as well.

Cure: Have sexual intercourse during a romantic relationship with a Good-aligned Outsider who knows of the afflicted's curse. This requires the afflicted to come inside of said Outsider's vagina. This will impregnate the Outsider, and the child will be an Aasimar. Once born the curse dissipates.

>Orcish Endurance

Symptoms: The muscles of the afflicted increase, as does their strength and stamina. Their sex drive increases as well, filling the afflicted with a need for sex. They also have an increased sperm production and greatly reduced refractory period, or increased lubrication production. Once the afflicted engages in sexual intercourse they cannot stop even if they wanted to, forcing themselves onto their partner until they have achieved many orgasms. In case the partner cannot last (often the case with a female afflicted on a male partner) the afflicted seeks out a new partner to force themselves upon. When this is over the afflicted will continue on as if nothing had happened.

Cure: Sexually exhaust at least two orcs (gender irrelevant) in one session of sex. Half-orcs are an option as well, but this will require more individuals.

>Lizard Dick

Symptoms: The afflicted's penis bifurcates into two hemipenes, each wired to their own testis.

Cure: The afflicted has to come inside of two willing partners at the same time with each hemipenis.

>Draconic Compliance

Symptoms: A psychological alteration that makes it nigh impossible for the afflicted to not comply with just about any order or request coming from a draconic creature. Even the orders from a kobold will sound reasonable to the afflicted. Only the most self-destructive orders don't have to be followed.

Cure: Have a draconic creature or a burrow of kobolds submit to one's will.

>Goblin Ass

Symptoms: A swelling of the posterior that gives the afflicted a large, round, squishy and unblemished ass. Also includes the need to have their ass played with during sex.

Cure: Bring goblins to orgasm through nothing but buttjobs alone. The more intense they orgasm, the more the swelling recedes. Once returned to its normal size the curse dissipates.

>Kobold Tunnels

Symptoms: The orifices of the afflicted become able to accommodate very large insertions that would otherwise be uncomfortable or even lethal to a person of the afflicted's size. Penetrations are only limited by the size of their bone structure. This is paired with a desire to be penetrated by organs of increasing size and a disdain for smaller ones.

Cure: Be brought to orgasm by an organ that is of average size compared to the afflicted's species.

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 No.320987

>>320986

>Ovary Oviparity

Symptoms: Only affects viviparous species. Instead of menstruating the afflicted lays egg according to the schedule of its menstruation cycle. The egg is roughly the size of a full-grown infant of the afflicted's species, with the number being the rough average of young the species has. The eggs are unfertilized and cannot be fertilized by a viviparous species.

Cure: The afflicted has to be inseminated by a oviparous species, which fertilizes the egg. After laying the egg(s) and the young hatch (they will be of the father's species) the curse vanishes.

And that's only a few to start with. Let's finish this up with a closer look at the various tieflings out there, based on the ten flavors that Pathfinder provides:

- Beastbrood are the children of rakshasa, the aristocratic hedonists. Just like their ancestors the beastbrood act like haughty aristocrats seeking a life of opulence and comfort. They always resemble humanoids with plentiful animalistic features: fur, strange teeth, eyes or ears claws and other such things. Beastbrood are always keen to appear at their best, and by grooming themselves well and acting like aristocrats they get treated as such. Unlike their rakshasa ancestors they don't have the inverted hands common to their kind: instead they are very flexible and can bend in all sorts of unusual ways. Because of their arrogance and entitlement the beastbrood will take only the best specimens as sexual partners, even for simple liaisons. In bed they are demanding and consider their own pleasure more important than anything else. Any children they have are raised in opulence, but beastbrood are demanding parents and only the best of children will be entitled to inherit their parent's wealth and station.

- Faultspawn are the children of asuras, the mistakes and outcasts of the gods. Through this the faultspawn have inherited a hatred for religion and the divine, which in turn creates a love for profane acts of all kinds. This includes the sexual kind: defiling holy places, performing forbidden sexual acts and violating religious vows regarding sex. Their favorite targets are priests and faithful of all kinds, and while tempting them to do evil on their own seduction is always fun to them. Faultspawn are rather androgynous, and it can be difficult to tell which gender one is at first sight. On top of gendertraps being common amongst them a number of faultspawn are also hermaphrodites: while exact numbers are unknown anywhere from one in ten to one in three can be one. Any children they might have are left either in the care of a foster family of either other Faultspawn or cults who agree with them, with older children often traveling alongside their parents in order to aid in their plots.

- Foulspawn are the children of demodands, the crude imitations of life created by the Titans. Foulspawn consider conventional morality meaningless, indulging whatever desire they have at the moment. While they despise the gods like their Faultspawn cousins, the Foulspawn also hate the conventions created by the gods. This makes them vulgar, indecent and unwilling to put up with rules and regulations. On top of that foulspawn all have disgusting personal hygiene: while it's not that they loathe bating or being tidied up they don't see any point of doing this themselves. Paired with the fact that all foulspawn are unsightly in some way (very tall or very short, very fat or very thin to name a few) means that they are not the most attractive of company. When it comes to sex foulspawn are simple: if they see someone they like they are quick to make this known and aren't above fucking them right there and then. If people object they can either join in or fuck off. Children from these unions are often abandoned because they're an inconvenience, but those who are found and raised by foster families (or their non-tiefling parent) often end up like their foulspawn parent.

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 No.320988

>>320987

- Grimspawn are the children of daemons, the embodiments of death. Like their ancestors the grimspawn are obsessed with death in all forms, making them a morbid and violent bunch. Because of their obsession they often become tourists of calamity, traveling the world in search of disasters to observe them up close. If none are around, they're more than happy to create a famine or two. Even when perfectly healthy grimspawn will look sick: they're skinny, pale and have a number of symptoms including nasty coughs, high fevers, pox and the like. Despite their obsessions with death the grimspawn do not automatically dislike reproducing. Their morbid nature does mean that they prefer strange environments like cemeteries or catacombs, off-putting decorations like lots of bones and have no qualms about mating with intelligent undead, no matter how unsightly they might be. Children that arise from such unions are cared for intensely, with them learning everything they can from their parent so that their knowledge of death may one day become even greater.

- Hellspawn are the children of devils, the tempters and liars. They are more or less the classic form of the tieflings: they are tall and attractive, have horns, tails and odd eyes. They possess a knack fo identifying the wants and needs as well as secrets and lies of others and act upon them. This makes them adapt at climbing the social ladder, but few actively seek positions of great power. Instead they prefer to find or create a niche in which they fit well and through that attain riches and power. Hellspawn greatly value logical plans and well-crafted schedules to get what they want, and they get irritated when these go wrong. When it comes to sexual matters hellspawn are willing to use seduction to get what they want, but once they have it they drop their lover like a brick. When someone else comes onto them instead they tend to get flustered, annoyed or become deeply suspicious as to what the person's motives might be. During sex they want a strict split between dominant and submissive, and often want to be dominant. In some cases however they see sex as a way to unwind and let their partner dominate them, but are always careful not to give them too much power. Children are sometimes eliminated, but are often cared for by their hellspawn parent in order to help them in further endeavors. Parent and child do often end up in conflict, which is exactly how the tieflings want it.

- Hungerseed are the children of oni, the spirits of indulgence. Just like their parents the hungerseed love engage in base sensations and fulfill their desires. Instead of working for it they bully and coerce people into giving them what they want. They are aided in this by their rather imposing size and strength, easily towering over their fellow tieflings and other humanoids alike. And they certainly look the part: with their oddly colored skin (blue and red are the most common), pointed ears, tusks and monocolored eyes they certainly do not look like their humanoid parent. They are prone to violence in word and deed, perfectly willing to use the threat of it in order to get what they want. When it comes to sexual matters the hungerseed are gregarious and passionate, indulging as they see fit. If their partner is less than willing the hungerseed is not above using intimidation, violence or forcing themselves upon their target as long as they get their jollies. They can be either dominant to get their fun or more laid back and forcing their partner to take charge. Hungerseed dote on their children, indulging their whims and making them as spoiled as their parent is.

- Motherless are the children of Qlippoth, those who hate mortal life. Resembling horrifying mixes of tentacles, tumors, oddly shaped limbs, carapaces and other eldritch growths on a humanoid body, they are called the Motherless for a very good reason. When their mother enters labor this kind of tiefling will rip and tear its way out violently, meaning that the mother will not survive the birth. Even worse, sometimes the motherless will tear their way out earlier, suddenly killing their parent when they least expect it. This means that they are the rarest kind of tiefling; because of their lack of younger siblings and the fact that most of these things are killed during their infancy their numbers are never very high. If they do survive they can look forward to a life of loneliness and prejudice. This often leads them to live a life considering the mortal races to be filled with sin and hypocrisy, and the only fitting fate for them is extinction. If their Qlippoth ancestor were to be involved in the child's life, they'd agree with them. Because of their outlooks the motherless are incapable of love and affection, and anyone showing them kindness is suspected to have ulterior motives and quickly dispatched by the tiefling. Reproduction is out of the question as well.

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 No.320989

>>320988

- Pitborn are the children of demons, the incarnations of destruction. This is exactly what the pitborn love: destroying what others have created and the power they have because of their actions. They get genuine pleasure from their wanton destruction and love to see others in need when they destroy things. While they know it's best to revel in this covertly to not draw any attention, when they can't control themselves they let loose and destroy as they see fit. Pitborn are always asymmetrical in some way: mismatched eyes or ears, an odd number of digits, a notable birthmark or even more extreme things like mismatched limbs, a vestigial twin or spikes or scales on part of their body. This can make it difficult to disguise themselves for the more extreme cases. When it comes to sexual matters they do whatever they want to whomever they want with no restraints or care. Children that come from these unions are either disposed of or raised with a perversion of love and care to make them just like their parent.

- Shackleborn are the children of kytons, the chain-clad fiends. Born looking like they're horrifyingly scarred, the shackleborn add to their initial markings with a lifetime of scarring, branding, piercing and tattooing. To them, altering the body is a work of art and pain is the most pure of feelings. They master pain to such a degree they can inflict it without damaging a body or kill someone through pain alone. A good number do not see this as something bad, instead treating the infliction and feeling of pain as a quasi-holy act even when the one applying it is a horrific torturer. When it comes to sexual matters pain is an integral part of the experience for shackleborn. They love to inflict this on a partner with or without consent (but they don't use safe words, so beware) and torture and pain are always par for the course. They do know that they have to receive pain as well to understand it better, and having a shackleborn allow you to permanently alter their body is a sign of great trust, respect or affection. Any children they have will be instructed in the ways of pain, and watching a shackleborn raise a child is akin to watching it torture the poor thing.

- Spitespawn are the children of divs, the malicious offshoot of genies. Much like their ancestors, the spitespawn cannot feel happiness and have to resort to a sense of smug satisfaction in order to feel good. While their rough shapes are humanoid the spitespawn often have strangely colored or textured skin, and sometimes even have mobile… bulges under their skin as if they were hosting a nest of insects. Because of how their emotions and feelings work normal sex just doesn't do it for them. The only way a spitespawn can get sexual gratification is through extensive humiliation and frustration of their partners, often resorting to hours of edging until they start losing their minds. Once they had their jollies the spitespawn often just get up and leave, not caring for the fact that their partner is still tied up somewhere. Because of their emotions they cannot feel affection for a child and often leave them to die. Some of them however take care of their child to not feel alone in a world that drives them to unending jealousy.

And that's it for now, it's good to be back.

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 No.321046

On the subject of dragonfucking…

https://exhentai.org/g/1076616/1246fcbef1/

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 No.321049

File: 36eb23514beb7b7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,186.78 KB,905x1280,181:256,f06a5c35a055a34ad3f287bc1b….jpg)

>>321046

>no wings

>tiny

>rather humanish penis

>male dragon on human female

It's trash, mate.

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 No.321063

File: 96b7dab64a209cd⋯.jpg (33.72 KB,481x401,481:401,walking_garbage.jpg)

>>321046

>3d poser porn

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 No.321114

>>321063

in case anyone wonders why weeaboos are automatically disrespected and distrusted.

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 No.321124

>>321114

Nah, anon has a good point. There is a lot of uncanny valley to 3d computer shit. Mostly thanks to the ""artist"" not giving a hoot about shading or asymmetry or texture uniformity. A doodle can easily represent a hot girl in a symbolic way, 3d has to simulate a hot girl directly.

It's the reason a lot of people hated the Hobbit right off the bat, the hifh resolution showed the fakeness of the set.

All that not to mention the lower barrier of entry allowing any fifty year old headcase to explore his 'dark fantasies', always going for the fetish rather than spending time making the model look less rigid, the expression subtle, anything resembling a blush, or dare I say fix clipping. By and large jap porn is leagues and miles beyond the american collective effort outside of Source film maker videos.

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 No.321137

>>321114

I'm not sure what you mean, mate. 3d shit like that is just ugly as all hell. I've not seen more than a handful of 3d art what I actually liked, and most of those were Warframe things what only worked because you don't have any risk of uncanny valley.

2D is usually better thanks to not having the technical limitations of 3d stuff, the uncanny valley lot, and having a little more potential for mistakes what don't totally ruin the whole lot.

It's also more commonly practiced. A lot of the "good" 3D animators are shit, but get by because most everyone else is a bit worse.

>>321124

Why is it all western stuff is done in programs like that, anyway?

I mean, I assume there's proper 3d modeling and animating programs available. Surely everyone doesn't have to use SFM every time.

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 No.321143

>>321137

Because the Source Engine is free as in beer and easy to work with. There's no cost barrier to entry like there is with a lot of other programs, there's loads of assets piled up over ten years or so, and there's going to be guides for everything.

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 No.321216

>>321143

Pretty much this, Source Filmmaker is piss-easy to use and learn asnd it's actually fairly hard to do something that doesn't look alright. There's still a lot of slop, but the people who do good stuff with it do good stuff with it.

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 No.321234

File: 6b48c53595978a1⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image,126.24 KB,996x818,498:409,hentai version, orc, half….jpeg)

well since this is a magical realm thread, /tg/, whats your ideal adventure harem?

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 No.321238

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>>321234

I prefer a proper loving relationship with a single, preferably draconic, partner.

Though assuming she doesn't mind messing with the 'help', kobolds are always welcome. They probably don't count, after all. Certainly not by dragon standards.

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 No.321244

>>321238

>travel with kobold companion

>she insists that she's just a small dragon

>tries to roar like one

>roar halfway turns into a high-pitched squeak

>she looks proud of herself and wants to hear what you think

>you try your very best not to laugh because of how adorable she is

>set up camp for the night

>when trying to sleep kobold companion cuddles up to you

>she insists that she's cold-blooded and needs your warmth

>you point out that no, that's not how kobolds work

>she says she doesn't want to stop cuddling

>you don't want her to stop either

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 No.321280

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>>321244

I mean, to be fair, she is a dragonoid. Maybe not exactly the same as a dragon proper, but it's technically still a dragon, right?

Certainly enough to help her along setting up a little hoard of her own.

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 No.321282

>>321280

She already has a hoard. It's you.

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 No.321287

>>321282

>you will never be a valued part of a dragon's hoard

>she will never constantly fuss over you, never letting you leave

>she will never put you in the best, most prominent spot in her collection, proudly on display for all to see

>She will never lay the very best of traps, protections, and guards around your room

>She will never spend all her free time watching, cleaning, polishing her favorite little treasure

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 No.321298

>>321292

>Reading Bastards and Bloodlines

>Blinkling (Blink Dog/And Halfling)

I just imagined an Incase picture with a Halfling going at it with a dog that pops in and out of her when she's about to get caught, shit, that's hot.

>Decatuar (Centaur+Elf) Infertile, but whew, the fun you can have with that, Horsepussy + Elf

>Houri (Elf + Nymph) Nudity prone cockbait with dangerous male hormones that make people into base-rapebeasts. Neat.

>Sthein (Elf + Naga) SNEKSLUTS

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 No.321299

>>321287

>dragon spends loads of time arranging their statues of various kinds of stone, metal and wood in various positions

>has you clean, paint and dress them

>endless debates with dragon over proper uniforms on soldiers and appropriate fashion for the civilians

>you suggest playing mock battles with them

>write a system of rules for said games

>you just invented cavernfloor wargaming for dragons

>suggest to your dragon she starts making statues and sell them to other dragons, devil lords, mortal nobles, powerful outsiders and wizards

>anyone who tries to make their own statues is visited by your dragon and burninated to death

>start producing smaller statues as well to sell to poorfags

>everybody starts playing the wargame instead of having actual wars

>you just turned your setting into a Blood Bowl expy

>YFW you just founded Games Wyrmshop

>dragon is richer than ever before

>but she doesn't care about the treasure because she already has you

>doesn't mean she doesn't want the gold though

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 No.321303

>>321298

Blinklings were the result of Yondalla having a giggle.

>my goddess, our warriors are not strong enough to face the trolls invading our lands, we need a boon

<okay, Imma cross them with blink dogs

>wait what

They can breed with either their own kind or regular halflings to make more, so no blink dogs teleporting their knot inside of you are necessary. But it's possible in a magical realm, of course.

A decataur's shape is determined by its parents: if the mother is the elf it's got only two legs but if the mother is a centaur it will have four. In either case there will be horsepussy. Sthein (where does that name come from?) meanwhile are very patient and motherly? Oh my. Rest in pepperoni lamia-kun.

Some of these are actually quit interesting.

>Watchers are the spirits of dwarves summoned into the bodies of gargoyles to watch a particular thing forever

>Green Folk are the souls of slain human trespassers forcefully reincarnated into half-lizardmen so that their souls find no peace.

>Lurkers are made when the magics of gnomes and cloakers meet

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 No.321699

File: cb5717682529d31⋯.jpg (62.56 KB,1024x690,512:345,Centaur Warrior.jpg)

Despite their popular image as rapacious fiends in many less civilized parts of the world, actual sexual encounters between them and biped races are limited to extreme fringe cases. The reason for this is two-fold: Firstly, the average centaur plainly experiences no sexual attraction to biped humanoids, particularly their lower body halves. As Masterson notes:

''"To quadruped humanoids, their biped cousins must look like two severed upper torsos fused together by some unholy means; the lower body being deformed beyond belief. Genitalia and anus take the place of the head, and the warped arms end in stunted hands that no longer can properly grasp anything. That they do not see us with open revulsion is a most remarkable thing.""

While Masterson's description may readily be waved away as exaggerated, the simple fact of the matter is that centaurs plainly have their own beauty standards, and that bipeds strictly fall out of its boundaries even if they should have a pretty face.

The limited interest of centaurs in bipeds is further amplified by plain anatomical differences in the reproductive organs of the different species. A male centaur with a penis that measures between 50 to 60 centimeters in length and 3 to 6 centimeters in diameter will find it difficult to even just penetrate a non-giant biped humanoid partner, not to speak of the severe internal trauma such a copulation would produce. Female centaurs conversely possess a reproductive tract laid out for the macrophallic genitalia of male specimen and unsurprisingly gain no sexual pleasure while being penetrated by males of other races with a less sizeable penis (not to speak of the fact that many of said mails would need a stepladder to get their hips and that of the centauress onto the same level).

Keeping all this in mind, how does the reputation of centaurs as sexual predators still stand? A large part of it undoubtedly stems from (however unflattering) romanticizing, with the large shape of male centaurs' genitalia being equated with male stamina a hyperactive reproductive drive and the consequent indifference about the copulation partner's consent to the act.

A further source of the erroneous image is the relative isolation of most centaur tribes from biped humanoid races: Those few centaurs actually encountered by biped humanoids often are rogue members of the tribe that have been forced into exile; frequently because of previous deviant sexual behavior. That such rogues are more likely to fulfill their abnormal urges on unusual and unwilling partners is self-explanatory.

Finally, some 'adult circuses' (which thankfully are banned in all but the most miserable backwaters) may show centaur-humanoid matings; with the apparent lust of the male centaur being achieved by keeping him inside a forced, drug-induced stupor. That such shows often employ enslaved centaur stallions as young as thirteen to limit any potential harm for the female actress only adds to this atrocity.

In conclusion, the negative stereotype of the centaur as the 'rape horse' is a far call from reality, and is outright scandalous when considering the comparatively conservative and monogamous sexual culture present in most centaur tribes.

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 No.321715

>>321699

You know irl female horses feel pleasure from any size, it is actually the duration of intercourse that is more important.

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 No.321718

>>321699

>/tg/, making the fantastical mundane

<but in the most interesting way possible

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 No.321734

>>321715

I did not, but I'll take your word on it.

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 No.321755

>>321734

yeah dude, go to /zoo/ and ask, or you can look at the webms in the mare thread.

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 No.321790

>>321755

You don't need /zoo/ to tell you this stuff, I mean the inaccuracy is basically a combination of superimposing the mechanisms of a human vagina onto a humanoid animal, and projecting the inaccurate porn version of said vagina and not the ore scientifically accurate one to boot.

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 No.321827

File: 94988a82ba130d6⋯.png (105.24 KB,1184x291,1184:291,monster on the subject of ….PNG)

>>321755

That's right, dubsman. I looked that stuff up after a very alluring horsepussy post on /monster/.

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 No.321829

>>321827

Horse pussy is still nasty as all fuck leaky gaping hole of ugliness.

Dolphin cunt is where it's at.

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 No.321831

>>321829

Don't: the dolphin turns out to be a guy and rape you.

Dolphins: the unicorns of the oceans.

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 No.321839

>>321829

>leaky gaping hole of ugliness.

Perhaps the same could be said of all vaginas. or all body openings that are commenly used for sex really

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 No.321840

>>321839

Dolphin cunts are quite clean

Is why, when you deal in fantasy cunts, I prefer that style.

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 No.321843

File: 4ef605ba768ec98⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.64 MB,1800x2400,3:4,85a051b5dc0de663e02dace0dd….png)

File: 10c9bee9f0dd9de⋯.png (Spoiler Image,714.27 KB,1200x1600,3:4,badaa79a6ba33ec917a8bf0a8c….png)

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>>321840

ok anon I got it. Here's some dolphin porn for you. Now shut up about it.

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 No.321845

>>321843

Something for non-faggots.

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 No.321858

>>321843

>futa shit

>external balls

Gay

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 No.321875

>>321829

>Horse pussy is still nasty as all fuck leaky gaping hole of ugliness.

If it's open all the time that would lead to the mare becoming infertile.

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 No.321888

>>321858

>external balls

As opposed to internal balls?

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 No.321892

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>>321888

Aaaand I forgot to spoil that. Hopefully before folk noticed.

Dolphins don't have external balls.

Spoilered for dolphin dick.

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 No.321894

>>321888

Or inert balls?

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 No.321927

>having a magical realm

>wanting lewd things

>not hating yourself for everything

The only proper way to do a magical realm is to have no lewd whatsoever, to constantly blame yourself for every mistake you ever made in life, and to hurt yourself over and over. Keep repeating that until you spend your time just sitting there quietly and trying not to fuck up any more than you have all while hating yourself.

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 No.321929

File: 3af24a8810e92b4⋯.jpg (43.02 KB,214x400,107:200,3af24a8810e92b4c36f2fab99e….jpg)

>>321927

That is some very specific fetish anon

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 No.321935

>>321927

>constantly blame yourself for every mistake you ever made in life

Good job, anon. Your a big step above all those faggots that blame others for everything that went wrong in their life.

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 No.321936

>>321935

He then stands perfectly still on that step, like a self-loathing statue to self-imposed mediocrity.

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 No.321948

My magical realm is everyone sitting quietly, staring at nothing, being filled with regret, guilt, and sadness all while waiting to slump over and die.

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 No.321950

In my magical realm everything goes. I'm a full on degenrerate and I'm enjoying it. Humans, demi-humans, monstergirls/boys, kemono, furry, beast races the list goes on. That's just the species, I won't even get started on the different fetishes I enjoy.

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 No.321967

>wanting lewd things

>instead of insulting yourself and hurting yourself for thinking of lewd things favorably

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 No.321974

>>321967

It's like these faggots don't even actively vilify themselves and secretly envy asexual people. I bet they don't even suffer from the feeling that their attraction to someone causes that horrible and immediate distress.

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 No.323249

>>321298

>shortstack boys (eg kobold or goblin) bending over for a dog dick and getting knotted hard again and again

I can dig it

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 No.323253

>>321967

>>321974

What the fuck are you cretins, Opus Dei light?

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 No.323269

>>321974

Most self proclaimed asexuals suffer from significant hormonal imbalance and consume too much porn.

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 No.323294

>>323269

How does that work? From what I understood of asexuality, it's the lack of sexual drive.

Or does this just mean with real people?

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 No.323306

>>323294

Depends on what you mean by asexual, since two definitions are conflated into the term. On one hand you have asexual as opposed to hypersexual, someone with low to nonexistant libido but who or may not find other people attractive; on the other hand you have asexual as opposed to bisexual, someone who may be anywhere on the libido scale, but doesn't find anyone sexually attractive (and therefore often suffers from a major case of blue balls/blue… ovaries?)

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 No.323308

>>323306

So essentially, asexuality can be either Pure Love(tm) or No One Is Sexy And I Must Fuck.

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 No.323359

>>323308

It's made even more confusing when you start adding in aromanticism, which is when you don't experience romantic feelings. Like, at all. You can still feel sexual attraction and have a healthy sex drive; you just don't feel any romantic attraction. Personally I'm not sure how that doesn't mean that you just haven't met the right person so far, but I digress.

When the two overlap you get what's known as ace-aro (ace instead of ase because of how you pronounce it): you feel neither romantic nor sexual attraction. Platonic relations work just fine; it's just that anything more doesn't work out. Compare it to the four loves that the Greeks came up with and was later elaborated on by C.S. Lewis:

- Eros is romantic love, the emotional connection with another person. This is not pure physical desire, but it can be part of it.

- Storge is fondness through familiarity, the love between family members and those who might as well be.

- Philia is gregariousness and companionship, platonic love for your friends.

- Agape is unconditional love, the kind that a parent has for their child or God has for humanity. But it's only agape when it's love that's good for your soul and emotions. Otherwise it's just an obsession.

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 No.323363

Boy, this sure is going tumblr real fast.

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 No.327128

I aten't dead.

>Half-Giants

The exact origin of the half-giants is lost to time. Either they were the smallest of giantkind and were forced to breed with humans in order to breed a servant race while getting rid of weak giants, they were made for fun and usefulness by all giants or they were the proto-humans enslaved by the giants. In either case, the ancient empires of the giants turned to dust while their servants survived to this day. Half-giants remember their time of slavery through their traditions and will oppose any attempt to enslave them again by any way possible. But because of their nomadic and tribal nature half-giants are no crusaders who go out of their way to find oppression and will only fight those in their lands. As their name suggests half-giants are tall: the women stand at seven and a half feet while the men often are more than 8' tall. This makes them strong and gives them large strides, which greatly helps in their way of life. Half-giants often live in mountain ranges or on great grassy plains. Here they travel around with their tribes, looking for land to settle down for the year. Migration begins shortly after the winter ends, and tribes often travel for 3-4 weeks before finding another place to settle for a year. Settling down in a place that has been used in the previous two years is often frowned upon. Half-giants use a variety crops and livestock for their sustenance, but they always use annual plants. Their diet is supplemented with hunted game and harvested produce. Because of their nomadic lifestyle half-giants have little use for things that they cannot carry around. Almost everything that a tribe uses has to be able to be carried. Sometimes things are loaded onto small carts drawn by the livestock, but these tend to be the non-essential things that cannot be replaced because sometimes carts have to be abandoned on short notice.

Animism is the religion of choice for half-giants, revering the world around them and saying thanks for good harvests. Tribal shamans are the religious and legal authorities of the tribes, guiding the chieftains and keeping contact with one another through mystical means. Shamans can be of either gender, but women are more common. Any adult member of the tribe can petition their shaman to be trained in the ways of the spirits. If the applicant passes a great deal of tests and the shaman takes them in, the acolyte receives a ritual burial from the tribe to symbolize the end of their old life. Chieftains are always male with succession based on male-preference primogeniture. In case the current chieftain leaves no suitable heir before passing a new one is appointed by the tribe and continues with his line. In case the chieftain's child is too young the shaman will act like a regent until the new chieftain comes of age. Shamans can never become chieftain. The men in the tribe are warriors, hunters and foragers, while the women tend to the livestock, crops, children and the village itself. When the men are not out hunting and gathering they work alongside the women. Since their traditions forbid them from fighting one another, the tribe's warriors train to fight against powerful wild animals, monsters and those who would wish the tribe harm. All members are trained to defend themselves with bows, spears and axes, and the crash of a half-giant's axe or the sheer force at which one of their arrows strikes means that only the most powerful and dangerous creatures approach a half-giant village with malicious intent.

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 No.327129

>>327128

For leisure and training half-giants love all sorts of contests, sports and other physical activities. Displays of speed and strength are common, as are archery, throwing spears or discs, wrestling and simple ball sports. They are a competitive and driven people who play to win, but will take a loss well as long as the winner did so fairly. Contests are also held to settle minor disputes between two or more parties, who are sometimes joined by their kin to make it a team effort. Sometimes two or more tribes arrive in the same place at the same time, which as the two tribes set up in the same place for the year. These years often see frequent of such conflicts and ultimately end in quite a few weddings to keep enough genetic diversity within the tribes. Because of the sometimes difficult life courtship between half-giants tends to be direct, simple and lasts only a few months. In the rare few cases where a conflict is too severe to overcome a trial is organized. The shaman acts as a judge and lets both parties plead their case to the assembled tribe. When it is decided who is in the wrong the shaman presents a number of punishments that have been levied in similar cases. The most severe punishment is exile: the offending party has to gather their belongings and leave. The sentencing is then shared with other tribal shamans so that the exile cannot smooth-talk their way into another tribe. While this punishment is normally limited to murderers and those who grossly offended the spirits, it is sometimes used as a political tool by the unscrupulous. In these cases an exile might be adopted by another tribe, but for those who deserve their punishment there will be no such shelter. Then there is the matter of the elderly. Half-giants can easily live for a century before old age starts to creep in. They become more and more fragile to the point where they become a burden to the tribe. When the time to migrate comes and an individual is too weak to travel they often opt to stay behind and let nature claim them. Those who die during the year are buried, with the mountain-dwellers leave the bodies of their deceased in sacred dying places so that their bodies may return to nature. The proudest of warriors take a different approach: if they almost become a burden to the tribe they go on a hunt alone, bringing only the barest of necessities on a hunt from which they do not return. After such a leave the person is treated as having died and the tribe moves on. In a number of cases half-giants have opted to leave the tribe in order to see the world and its wonders. If the shaman gives them permission they are allowed to leave the tribe, but they are expected to return at a later moment to share their experiences and knowledge. They often run into trouble while traveling because they are unaccustomed to the settled life and just how small everything can be.

Interspecies relations are a mixed bag. As long as they are left alone half-giants don't care about most other peoples. They will allow them to travel through their lands unmolested as long as they treat nature with respect. Half-giants tend to stay away from the settlements of other races, with dwarves and humans being frequent neighbors. Elves and gnomes are treated with superstition and distrust because of their links with the fey, and areas who are known to inhabit those are avoided altogether. Humans are a mixed bag. While they have an undeniable kinship even the most rural of humans are seen in the same way as a human farmer sees city dwellers. Some tribes come into semi-frequent with equestrian nomads, with whom they share a spiritual kinship. Traders are welcome, but they often have no need for what the human sell and gold is of little use to half-giants. The occasional evangelist is politely but firmly sent away. If human settlements start to encroach on half-giant territory they initially try to make the best of it but if the humans are too belligerent, uncaring or evil the half-giants will strike back. Open warfare is a lost cause for them because of their small numbers, so the half-giants revert to sabotage and burning to put an end to them. In these cases the village is broken up and moved around constantly to keep the humans from finding it. Outright evil humanoids like goblinoids are a bigger problem. Because they abhor slavery a half-giant will fight to the death to avoid being captured, and if done so will stop at nothing to free itself and its kin. This makes half-giants difficult slaves, but because of their strength people keep trying.

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 No.327130

>>327129

Because of their way of life half-giants tend to be fit without being overly muscular. This, paired with their size, makes them attractive in the eyes of those who would otherwise be attracted to humans. The men have powerful frames while the women have shapely curves. In the setting of a tribe it is considered wrong to have sex before getting engaged (and once engaged, no backsies), and extramarital children are unheard of even with two half-giant parents. Casual sex between a human and half-giant is made even more difficult because half-giants are attracted to strength and fitness, which a human will almost always lack compared to a half-giant. While it is possible for a human to be adapted into a tribe, it is fairly rare and the human will have to prove why and how they will be an asset to the tribe. If they can convince the tribe the adoption is made official with a wedding. Children of a human and half-giant will be taller than their human parent, but not as tall as their other parent. They often end up in between, with their children with a half-giant in turn will be in between again which is repeated until they're practically a full-blooded half-giant. These half-breeds are officially the same as a regular half-giant with the same rights and responsibilities, but in practice this is often not the case. Sex is very pleasurable for half-giants, a possible remnant of their slave days to make breeding easier. Women will come rather quickly, even if pleasured by a human. This is often short enough for a non-human partner to pleasure her twice or even thrice, depending on their endurance. The men meanwhile will ejaculate quickly but will stay hard for a while afterwards, allowing them to pleasure a woman a second, or perhaps even a third time. A popular dirty song/legend amongst half-giants is about the man who managed to pleasure his wife six times in one evening. The risk is that half-giants have rather intense sex, and when they do so with a smaller partner this can be a bit dangerous. The well-endowed men will try and insert themselves all the way into their partner, which becomes a problem with a human woman. The half-giant women meanwhile tend to squeeze, ride and push back hard which can prove to be dangerous to the human. They prefer their sex to be mostly vanilla, with the most popular contraceptive being anal (with lube of course). Clothed sex is often disliked, and bondage is outright abhorred. Half-giants do tend to be quite loud, so plan accordingly. Homosexuality is uncommon amongst half-giants. Those individuals who are often become shamans (who are not allowed to marry), become dedicated warriors or something akin to an aunt to the tribe's entire younger generation. Speaking about such manners openly is considered to be crass. When a half-giant travels the world this becomes a bit more difficult. Awkward and naive, there are plenty of people who would take advantage of an attractive, large and strong lad/lass. Half-giants refuse to have sex before an engagement (which requires a short and personal ritual), and they don't do that lightly. Those who play the long game and coerce the engagement out of a half-giant only to dump them after sex can look forward to being hunted down and having the shit beaten out of their groin until they are unable to enjoy sex ever again (justice is unisex). In case that they do end up falling in love and get engaged their partner can look forward to a life with a loyal, caring and huge spouse.

>On the interbreeding of orcs, goblinoids and ogres

Based on a question asked in the greenskins thread, an anon wanted to know about the interbreeding of orcs, goblinoids and ogres. While the rules answer was given there I'd like to go into detail on the potential pairings here. They are sorted into five groups, each detailing how one of these five monsters interacts with the others.

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 No.327131

>>327130

Goblin

- Hobgoblins tend to make high-maintenance prisoners because of their size and training. On top of that, their honor demands of them that they try to escape which makes them even more dangerous. But in the eyes of the goblins they are very attractive and their seed is potent.

- Bugbears can, within certain limits, be hired to aid in their battles. But to them fighting is a holy act in and of itself, and if they stay out of battle for too long they become grumpy and violent. Their sex drive is not very high, but this can be sorted out with certain potions. The downside to this is that they are rather rough lovers who take their partners a bit too hard for most goblins to handle, often ending in bruises and broken bones.

- Orcs are a favorite for their virility and handsome green skin, but orcs abhor being dominated by someone weaker than them. As such, they need to be restrained at all times lest they try to take over the tribe.

- Ogres are way too strong and violent to not be restrained by magical means. On top of that, the huge size of the ogre means that quite a bit of lube and experience is needed to avoid tearing. And ogres are big eaters, meaning that combined with the magical restraining only the most wealthy of tribes can afford an ogre breeding stallion.

Hobgoblin

- Goblin bands always find themselves in the service of the larger hobgoblin armies. Often relegated to menial tasks that are below the soldiers like washing, cooking and cleaning. Normally goblins aren't fans of such tasks, but they serve another purpose: camp prostitute. During a campaign it is forbidden for hobgoblins to have sex with one another on pain of death, but non-soldiers don't count. While in practice the goblins are more akin to slaves than camp followers, they take their purpose in stride when it means that a dozen handsome burly guys pull a train on them. On rare occasions goblin wolf riders are fielded as mounted archers, but these units are never very large.

- Bugbears act as mercenaries for the hobgoblin armies. Despite their size they can be frighteningly stealthy, eliminating enemy sentries before the main hobgoblin force attacks. Plus, they make for powerful skirmishers and can perform rank-breaking charges. As they are considered soldiers sex with them is forbidden during a campaign, but outside of campaigns there is the occasional low-ranking officer who'd normally be in charge of the hobgoblins who spends an awfully long time with the auxiliaries.

- Orcs are more powerful than hobgoblins in a one-on-one situation. Because of their military training and discipline hobgoblin armies tend to be more dangerous than orc hordes several times their size. While most orcs will fight their hated opponents to the death, the weaker ones can be captured and properly made into a slave. When conditioned like this an orc makes for a useful slave when it comes to performing manual labor, but when paired with goblins things will go wrong. They love rubbing their superior status in the orc's face and sometimes even try to molest them, only to end up with the orc either trying to sexually assault or regularly assault the goblin, a crime for which death is the punishment.

- Ogres make for powerful slaves, but they are almost too powerful. It takes extensive conditioning and mind-breaking in order to render an ogre usable, at which point they're just oversized beasts of burden that require too much food in comparison to their size in order to remain strong. As slave soldiers they're not very useful either, because at any point they can turn around and attack their masters regardless of their conditioning.

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 No.327132

>>327131

Bugbear

- Goblins are tiring in the eyes of bugbears because of their unwillingness to fight even when playing to their strengths and the fact that they constantly want to mate. Sure, fucking a really tight hole like a goblin's is fun at first but it tends to get old after the first fifty or so. Plus, they often try to capture bugbears which is a bad thing. But if a bugbear gets the upper hand against a small band of hunters and if he's in the right mood, he can end up giving these goblins what they want and be gone in time before they get backup or back to their senses.

- Hobgoblins provide the battle that bugbears want while keeping them fed and safe. While service to an army strips them of their freedom, bugbears consider joining such an army to be a devout act. Sometimes an officer of the army comes to them in order to have sex. The hobgoblins often end up accepting the offer/command because of the right of rank. Children born from such unions tend to be better either stronger hobgoblins or bugbears who are better leaders.

- Orcs tend to be unusual opponents for bugbears. Because orcs come in large numbers and bugbears do not, they make for difficult targets. One-on-one orcs are strong but not insurmountable. Half-orc half-bugbear children tend to be less dumb and stronger than orcs, and quite sneaky to boot.

- Ogres are an interesting target because while they are strong they are not very smart, meaning it's easy to find a way to sneak up on them. But an attack used against them will have to kill them, because their toughness and speed means that it's difficult to take one out once it gets angry. Fortunately the two rarely interbreed, with the few surviving children being stronger than but not as sneaky as an average bugbear.

Orcs

- Goblins make for useful sex toys when the women in the tribe are either unwilling or unavailable. While they are very willing, they only produce goblin children which means that their number will only grow over time. They are less useful in the horde than an orc warrior, but on a wolf and armed with a bow they are useful at hunting down stragglers and drawing incoming fire away from the main body of warriors.

- Hobgoblins make for prized slaves, for they are strong and are large enough to feed their animals for quite a while. Hobgoblins undergo their slavery with quiet stoicism, knowing that their masters are eager to get an emotional reaction out of their slaves. Escape is possible but difficult, and orcs are known to hunt their escaped slaves for fun.

- Bugbears make for more difficult slaves to use because of their strength and endurance. They often end up in the fight pits for the entertainment of the masses, with many an orc wanting to have a go at the creature. Bugbears dislike their imprisonment, but they relish the opportunity to beat their captors senseless. In a way, a skilled bugbear can look forward to a constant imprisonment with decent food and quarters as long as it keeps fighting well. And if it doesn't it dies.

- Ogres are too strong to keep as regular slaves for a prolonged amount of time. A large and powerful orc clan might be able to house one in their fighting pits, but fights involving one will often result in the death of the orc in question. And combined with the fact that they eat a lot they are a luxury slave rather than a useful servant. At least there's enough meat on them to feed the animals for quite a while.

Ogres

- Goblins can easily avoid ogres if they don't want to get caught. If they do get caught they either get eaten (and not in the good way) or if it wants to fuck the goblin she ends up flattened. Either way is not a desirable situation.

- Hobgoblins rarely travel alone, and a squad of them pose quite the threat to a single ogre. In bands however ogres can prove quite the challenge, and when overpowered the hobgoblins often end up as either food or cruelly abused slaves.

- Bugbears are capable of avoiding ogres and striking from a point of advantage to get the upper hand in a fight. In a straight up fight on the other hand they are screwed and will quickly end up dead or a prisoner. Fortunately ogres are not very smart and bugbears are clever, so escaping is not impossible.

- Orc tribes give trouble for ogres because both species are raiders, and they eventually get into conflict. A smaller group of orcs without a tribe however can combine forces with a small group of ogres to provide the brains for raiding missions while the ogres provide the muscle. If the orcs are successful enough they can get the ogres to listen to them, but if they fail they tend to end up as lunch. The largest of orcs can breed with ogres, creating a particularly strong and tough but often dim-witted orc who often rises to a rank of prominence in such a combined tribe.

And that's all of them. Next time I'm going to take a look at the big one that I missed so far: Lamia!

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 No.329436

Well then, it's time. Time for snek.

The upper bodies of comely women and the lower bodies of beasts (snakes and lions are the most common, but birds, other animals of prey and reptiles also occur, as long as the animal is carnivorous), Lamia believe that their forms are the result of a curse of an ancient deity. This has made them bitter and hateful towards other humanoids, especially those who worship the gods. Lamia will stop at nothing to try and undo this curse marring their bodies, minds and souls. You see, while Lamia act like horrible monsters it's not by choice. Their curse is a horrid one that warped not just their bodies into their animalistic forms, it also drove them to their current predatory mindset. Lamia are just as intelligent as regular humanoids, but their intellect often takes a backseat to their instinct, often with bloody results. Instead of fighting this at every turn Lamia try and use this to their own ends. But the beast does not let itself be controlled that easy, always ending in disaster in some way. As such, it's nigh impossible for Lamia to construct large settlements or interact with other species in any meaningful way. If they spend too much time around non-Lamia they will start to see them as prey, which ends in either the prey being devoured or the Lamia being slain. Lamia possess a modicum of magical power, often including charms and illusions. They all possess the ability to turn themselves into a humanoid form, but they are loathe to actually use this. They consider this what their true form should be, reminding them of their curse. If they see themselves in a reflection in this form they see their monstrous self, immediately driving them into a violent rage.

Because of this Lamia are often solidary creatures, setting up a lair in caves, ancient ruins, forgotten temples or anywhere where they have the cover of dark to them. Having excellent vision in the dark and great eyesight paired with being frighteningly stealthy for their size, Lamia are expert hunters who only rarely use weapons. Instead they prefer to run a prey down and attack with nail and claw, only occasionally using small weapons like daggers. Lamia wear little to no clothing and armor, but they do like to wear jewelry as a symbol of status and success. The more and more expensive jewelry a Lamia has, the more successful a huntress she is. When gathering in groups Lamia base themselves around a single Matriarch, a Lamia of great size and experience. They act like the spiritual leaders of the pack, guiding their efforts towards finding a possible cure for their curse. They also often develop sorcerous powers, can fight with frightening efficiency and coordinate efforts between packs. Often the Matriarch is the mother of several of its members. Lamia are always female, born from the intercourse between a Lamia and a humanoid male. The child (born from a single egg) will be a Lamia of the same kind as its mother and is raised communally. If a pack gets too large one of the elder Lamia will split off alongside her daughters to form a new pack. Mating rarely happens with the male's consent; as such he is frequently drugged and restrained so that he can mate with all adult women in the pack. After having done this the man is typically torn to shreds and devoured, but a few of them are kept for longer periods of time or are traded to a different pack in the exchange of goods or favors.

A very small minority of Lamia can put up with humanoids without immediately devouring them. For them it is a trying effort every day to not attack and eat them. These humanoids always have something that the Lamia wants like information or a treasure that might help its cause. A few mortals have attempted to try and cure the Lamia condition themselves using magic of all kinds. This has thus far always failed, even when using spells like Wish and Miracle. Forced shapechanging of the Lamia will inevitably wear off, and the gods either cannot or will not cure them with no explanation given. This has always resulted in great distress from the Lamia, who often ended up eating the humanoid who tried to help them for either selfish or selfless reasons.

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 No.329437

>>329436

Lillend, despite looking very much like them, are not related to the Lamia in any way. They the upper bodies of attractive women with a 20' long serpentine body from the waist down, covered in radiant and sometimes metallic looking scales. They also have a pair of large feathered wings on their back, allowing them to fly fast but not very agile due to their long tails. They are also very fast swimmers for their size and cannot be mind controlled. Lillend dislike wearing clothing; instead they rely on tattoos, their long hair, jewelry and just enough clothing to keep themselves modest. They carry their belongings on a number of bags on their hips or slung over their shoulders, often including at least one instrument and a few literary works. Despite their slender bodies they are very strong, capable of crushing even the most powerful warriors and lifting weights of an average of 250 pounds into the air with relative ease. And that's just their lower bodies: they have strong arms that lets them use swords and spears to devastating effect and they can use very heavy bows in mid-air. There are both male and female Lillend, with a 20:80 ratio between them.

While they appreciate all forms of art and beauty, their preferences go out to the literary arts, music and acting. While they appreciate physical objects like paintings, statues, architecture and large objects of art, because of their mobile lifestyle anything that they can't bring is of little value to them. Instead they prefer songs and poems that they can learn so that they don't have to lug around heavy books. The instruments that they carry are often the most valuable things they own: ornate and detailed objects that not only produce incredible sound, but also are very pleasing to see. The sight of an instrument that is never played is abhorrent to the Lillend; they believe that the instrument is just as alive as its music. Because of their appreciation for beauty they hate destruction of all that is beautiful, especially the despoiling of nature and wrecking unique pieces of art. When possible they will stop this with great fury, but if they know something is threatened in advance they will arrange for the art to be moved someplace safe. As Outsiders, Lillend eat for pleasure rather than need. They enjoy the culinary arts, but few of them pursue them themselves. While they are omnivorous they prefer a vegetarian diet on most occasions. In the few cases where they are surrounded by trusted friends they will indulge themselves and eat meat. When they do eat meat they will positively gorge themselves to the point where their normally slim waist visibly distend. Over the course of hours or even days (depending on the Lillend's size, the size of its meal and the last time it ate a large meal) they will digest this and return to their slim and fit selves. During this time they enter a mild torpor and become sluggish and slow. They rather enjoy this state though, treating it as a long alcoholic buzz without the hangover. But since this state leaves them vulnerable they only do this in a place where they are safe and are surrounded by allies. There is no greater show of trust a Lillend can give than to ask someone to guard them during this time. Unusually, no matter how much Lillend eat they never need to excrete.

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 No.329438

>>329437

As students of the arts a Lillend is frequently a muse, has a muse or is in a mutual muse relationship with someone. These are often other Outsiders, but mortals are common as well. In such a relationship a Lillend seeks to both teach and learn, having their counterpart learn as much as they do. If they feel that they both have learned enough as artists the Lillend will bid them farewell and continue its quest for beauty. Another art that the Lillend study is that of love. Instead of just studying physical love they seek courtship, romance and affection on top of it. If someone does manage to woo a Lillend they will find them to be willing and passionate lovers, engaging in intense and emotionally fulfilling sex. Relationships of this kind rarely last long: either the Lillend eventually leaves to learn more (but still thinks fondly of her time with this person) or a tragic fate befalls the Lillend, its partner or both. For some reason Lillend in a relationship are magnets to such things. On those rare few occasions that a relationship does last (and they do so more often with mortal lovers) the Lillend dedicates themselves to their partner, finding a great source of inspiration in them. Most Lillend children are born from these relationships, and the chance of it being male depending on the pairing. If both the mother and the father are Lillend the chance is 50/50; if the mother is a Lillend and father is another fey Outsider it's 20:80 and if the father is mortal the child is always female. A Lillend father will produce whatever the mother is with other Outsiders, and with mortal women the offspring will be Museborn, a kind of Aasimar of great beauty and grace with a talent for the arts. In case a child is born the Lillend parent will often stay with their partner until the child is old enough to develop wanderlust itself, after which both it and its Lillend parent soon afterwards will leave.

And that's the snakes for today. Next time I'll look at some more snakes: the enigmatic Naga, the dangerously seductive Medusa, the stoic and dutiful Couatl, the dangerously ambitious Yuan-ti and maybe even the diminutive half-goblin half-snake, uh, Goblin Snake (they named them, not me). Ever heard of a snake job? You will next time. Will I do them all in one go? Likely not. But tune in next time for Snek 2: Bigger, Longer and Unshedded.

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 No.329563

Is there a pastepin for all of the magical realm stuff that's been said so far? I looked in to the archives and its hard to navigate since you can't click on responses.

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 No.331295

Medusa time!

Medusae are beautiful and dangerous women known for their snake hair and feared for their petrifying gaze. Their skin is often of a shade of green, yellow or other colors seen on venomous snakes, but these colors are often comparable to human skin tones. They possess nails like bronze and fangs like snakes that they can fold out and retract like a snake. Both their bite and that of their snakes is venomous, draining the strength of whoever gets afflicted by it. The same goes for their blood: Medusae almost always end up using their blood or their venom to coat their weapons for that extra oomph. The most powerful of their kind have blood that becomes acidic, capable of outright dissolving organic materials. Medusae themselves are immune to both their own poison and that of other snakes and reptiles. Magical poisons, as well the poisons of other animals, are merely resisted by them. The snakes that grow on a Medusa's head are semi-autonomous, being able to move around on their own without the Medusa directing them. If desired the Medusa can control them directly to make them do certain things. Despite looking like normal snakes they are part of the Medusa's body and cannot detach. In fact, if a snake were to be cut off or removed in another way the Medusa would be left with a large bleeding wound. Snakes don't grow back on their own, but they can be reattached or regenerated as if they were limbs. Their eyes are linked to the vision of the Medusa, granting them an unparalleled field of vision when not covering the snakes, making it almost impossible to sneak up on one. While they would suggest otherwise the snakes are incapable of eating and drinking. There is a small amount of space after their mouths, and while they can hold something in there if needed it won't be digested (mainly because there's no place for the stuff to go). All nourishment is taken in by the Medusa herself (who are facultative carnivores), who in turn spread nourishment to the snakes. Medusae are about as long-lived as elves, but they rarely make it to an advanced age because of who and what they are. Those few who make it to an advanced age undergo some kind of ritual, transformation or some other effect (they are not telling) to become what is known as a Greater Medusa, who have the lower bodies of great and thick snakes and have blood that is outright acidic to just about anything.

The petrifying gaze is both the Medusa's greatest power and weakness at the same time. Any living thing that is not a snake that looks into its eyes will be petrified completely in a matter of seconds, alongside their possessions and clothing. This can happen to creatures as small as spiders to even the largest of dragons, but those would have to be tricked or forced into looking close enough at a Medusa for the effect to happen. The downside is that they cannot turn this ability off, meaning that a Medusa cannot have reflective objects in its abode lest she petrifies herself. While their snakes are immune to their own petrifying gaze, the gazes of other Medusae will still petrify them. And if one Medusa were to petrify another of their kind, a magical feedback will cause them to be petrified as well, even if this happened through their snake hair. Because of this Medusae lair apart from one another lest they petrify each other by accident. This creates creatures who are terribly lonely and frustrated, often driving them to wickedness. Their only friends are the snakes immune to their gazes, and Medusa almost all have great knowledge on every facet of the creatures.

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 No.331297

>>331295

While they generally avoid social interactions, if a Medusa does seek contact with the outside world they have to cover up their heads with veils to both hide their snakes and make sure that they don't immediately petrify anyone who looks them in the eye. This makes appearing in public difficult for them, because even if they cover their heads their skin and nails still gives them away. For this reason Medusae mostly hide themselves away from societies, either in underground lairs, caves or holes. But not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it it is a Medusa-hole, and that means luxury. Expanding on these luxuries is one of the few reasons a Medusa will voluntarily sneak her way into society. This is almost always a human-dominated society, for those tend to be more cosmopolitan than the cities of elves and dwarves. But because of their looks just buying these riches is not an option: theft is more often than not the method employed by Medusae. They can be very sneaky if need be, and they know that if they leave behind a petrified witness this will only result in problems. If caught a Medusa will run if she's outmatched, and when encountering a single witness they'll kill them with a well-placed knife. The bolder, wiser and more experienced of their kind might attempt to set up a criminal organization aimed at enriching herself, allowing a Medusa to live in luxury but by necessity out of the public eye. When meeting with her agents a Medusa will do so from the shadows, magical or otherwise, out of fear that if her employees knew her true identity they'd turn on her or leave. A small number of Medusa take up magical studies, using their magic to make their lives more comfortable.

Breeding is almost always done with a humanoid partner, with humans, elves and half-elves being the most common ones. Because of the danger they pose to their mates trickery, force and magical compelling are the most common ways a mating is successful. Most of the time a Medusa will then petrify their partner after the deed to make sure they are not found out, but those who have a prisoner will sometimes keep them until fertilization is assured. Some of the more depraved Medusa will petrify their partner upon his climax, which has to be carefully timed to make sure that the Medusa gets inseminated and doesn't receive a very uncomfortable variation on kidney stones. Some Medusae like collecting the petrified bodies of sexual partners and try to petrify them in the most elaborate positions possible. In a rare few cases the Medusa tries to keep her mate around as a partner, but this will almost always end in tragedy in some way or form. Once impregnated the Medusa will one month layer lay a nest of two to six soft-shelled snake-like eggs, which hatch eight months later. The children will come out with short scaled stubs instead of snakes for hair. As they grow they will stay closely with their mother, who will teach them their ways. Once the stubs start to grow into snakes around the child's 15th year she gains the petrifying power of her mother, and loses the inherent protection from the petrification thanks to which the Medusae have been able to reproduce. Before the child fully gains her powers she will leave her mother and sisters and sets out on her own. Most young Medusae are dreamers who hope to find a life that is not like their mother's. They are mistaken. And while a Medusa is technically capable of giving a "snakejob", she derives no pleasure from this and the snakes are incapable of accommodating human-sized penises that are above the curve (like with most adventurers). And anything ingested by the snake will have to be spat out later. Medusae are fertile only a few weeks per year, but mostly mate outside of this time to not get pregnant too often. As a rule of thumb, a Medusa has one nest roughly once per 25-35 years.

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 No.331299

>>331297

There exist a very small number of male Medusae called the Maedar. At first glance they appear to be utterly unrelated: Maedar are bald and have human skin with patches of snake scales forming elaborate patterns. They are incredibly rare in number, with estimates ranging from a the low hundreds to a few dozen. While they are in no way leaders of their people, Maedar have significant influence. For starters, they are fiercely attractive to Medusae, and not just because of their conventional attractiveness. Maedar are not only flat-out immune to the gaze of a Medusa, they can also reverse the gaze's effect with a touch. Instead of the Medusa's petrifying gaze a Maedar can deliver a potent poison by merely looking his victim in the eyes and can excrete poison from their hands, making them deadly at unarmed combat. Maedar don't settle in one place like Medusae and instead roam the world for some ineffable purpose. It is suspected that they are looking for something, but they are not talkative about what this might be. The males of the species migrate from one Medusa's lair to another, and they can find them with unnerving ease. Most Medusa don't care about how they do this and almost always welcome the visitors with open arms and legs. When visiting a Maedar will often stay for a month or two to share news from fellow Medusae and the world at large, bring splendid gifts, and mate a lot. Maedar are rare because their birth rates are low. When a Maedar and Medusa mate she produces an average-sized nest, but the children will be both boys and girls (25%-75% ratio). The girls will always be humans instead of Medusae, and the boys have a 99% chance of being human. Human children will almost immediately perish when seeing their Medusa mother, but in the rare 1% chance a boy will be a Maedar. The father does not stick around to raise the child, and the mother raises him to the best of her abilities. Once the son becomes of ages it leaves his mother, and the two will likely never meet again. In fact, Maedar rarely if ever meet up with their female relatives, preferring to meet non-related Medusae to keep the bloodline viable. When staying together a couple will produce 2-3 nests of eggs before the Maedar leaves, and these eggs are fiercely protected by the mother. Meanwhile, children produced by a Maedar and a non-Medusa mother are just about unheard of. There are claims that the children would be Medusae, or that they appear like the mother but their children in turn will be Medusae. Others believe that there is no conception possible, or that sex with a Maedar results in the woman being turned into a Medusae. There is no concrete evidence of any of these claims being the correct one, and stories of Maedar interbreeding with non-Medusae are extremely rare and almost always dubious in nature.

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 No.331333

>>331295

>Medusa-hole

Who would have thought that Medusae would be like Hobbits?

>In a rare few cases the Medusa tries to keep her mate around as a partner, but this will almost always end in tragedy in some way or form

I'm guessing that some of the bitterest and most vicious Medusae are ones who tried this once or even twice only for the worst to happen. However…

>almost always

Have there been notable exceptions?

>other questions

Are they cold-blooded? Do some try to get themselves off on magic-warmed statues? What, if anything, can reverse petrification? What made you decide on making the snake eyes dangerous too?

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 No.331334

>>331333

*Aside from a Maedar, that is.

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 No.331358

>>331295

>Medusae

B-but aren't they called Gorgons? From gorgós?

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 No.331362

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>>331333

>Who would have thought that Medusae would be like Hobbits?

Just a little joke I snuck in.

>I'm guessing that some of the bitterest and most vicious Medusae are ones who tried this once or even twice only for the worst to happen. However…

Oh yes. The dreamers believe that love can conquer all, but being a monster that can petrify with a look means that the first mistake is also the last one. And the higher you soar the lower you fall.

>Have there been notable exceptions?

Do you have all your fingers? Or even most of them? Because if yes, that's more than the number of times it went well in the collective history of the species. Strangely enough, there is one simple way to be immune to the gaze: being blind. This way you can't be petrified, and if you can adapt to the handicap (or have an alternate way of seeing that does not involve eyes, like tremorsense) you're good to go. But few blind people are willing to live with an evil snake-haired waifu, so these are often the results of epic quests where the man was blinded and the Medusa did some great good for the world, and the two fell in love.

>Are they cold-blooded?

No, but their snakes are. As such they often huddle up against their snakes when sleeping. And as a clarification: while Medusae can talk to snakes and understand them, they cannot see through their eyes at a distance without first learning magic to do so.

>Do some try to get themselves off on magic-warmed statues?

Yes. It's a bit sad, but the embrace and rock-hard erections of their statues are the only way a Medusa can experience something resembling physical contact. Some employ magic to heat them up while others stick to just lubricating the right spot.

>What, if anything, can reverse petrification?

The classic stone to flesh, high-level healing magic, divine intervention and a Maedar's touch all work. It is possible to make a potion that reverses the effect made from the heart blood of the Medusa who petrified this particular target, but the number of doses you can make this way are low in number.

>What made you decide on making the snake eyes dangerous too?

Wait, did I? Because if I did, that was not the intention.

As an addendum to the Maedar: they are just as long-lived as Medusae, but they rarely seem to die from violence. Instead, if a Maedar feels his life's end approaching they often engage in a magical ritual that puts their soul into an emerald cut in the shape of a tear called a Glyptar. This stone is embedded in a statue or weapon of sorts, which when the transfer is complete the Maedar's soul can control and see the world through. Specially-made statues can channel much of the Maedar's abilities, but just about any statue can be animated by a Glyptar. If embedded in a weapon it becomes an intelligent weapon with much of the Maedar's personality. It loses much of its powers if done this way unless the weapon is specially-made, but it is always able to excrete a potent poison through the handle in order to dissuade those who would use it in a wrong way. Finally, the Glyptar itself is capable of excreting this same poison as well.

>>331358

I'm going by how D&D does it, which made Gorgons into something else entirely: metal bulls with great horns and petrifying breaths. While they're more akin to the Khalkotauroi that Jason dealt with, the horns and the petrifying effect of its breath are reminiscent of the actual Gorgons.

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 No.338347

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>>302718

Bikini armor is best armor

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 No.340036

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>>302836

>you niggers have statted up minotaurs, werewolves, unicorns, driders, arachne, scylla, centaurs, kobolds, lizardfolk, griffons, tengu, dragons and dragonkin

>mfw you still desperately try to deny the fact that you're furries out of the meme that all furries act like Chris-chan

>mfw you gazed into the abyss

The real furfag was inside you all along, anon-kun…

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 No.340051

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>>340036

>external balls

That's gay you faggot.

More seriously, though, the reason /tg/ and furry shit are seperate is more to do with the design focus.

Furshit is always focused on the sex appeal. Characters are designed to be attractive to humans.They also are designed to have animalistic parts, don't get me wrong, but ultimately, you're designing shit with the focus of appearance.

/tg/ shit is different.

We focus on the characters. The worldbuilding. The reasons why, the behaviors, the quirks, and so on.

When a furry designs a kobold, they just make a small lizard who doesn't wear pants, and toss him into a world no different from our own, only with animal people.

When /tg/ designs a kobold, we make a person. We make him clothes that work with his form. We design a world he fits in. Sex appeal is an afterthought, something to be put in after the bulk is done, rather than to be the framework.

It's not that /tg/ isn't furry. It's that furry isn't /tg/.

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 No.340187

>>340036

Most of those were written as monstergirls, bub.

Speaking of those, what's next?

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 No.340193

>>340187

Monstergirls are cancer. No better than furshit.

Sure, the fandom might be better, but the content's the same.

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 No.340220

>>340193

You're that one silly autist from /v/, aren't you. I've also noticed you haven't replied to the other anon and his argument. I'll say it as many times as I have to: Teratophilia or Monstergirls taps into an ancient part of the human psyche, and of our civilization. The figures fetishized and humanized within have existed in myth since time immemorial. Furries and anthros are merely a bastardization of old Disney art. You have no leg to stand on.

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 No.340266

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>>340051

>>340220

For people who "aren't furries" you certainly seem to know a whole lot about what furries are.

All it means is a fondness for anthro characters.

"Monstergirls" are nothing more than an attempt to create some artificial technicality (e.g. having a human torso or being drawn anime style) so that furries-in-denial can separate themselves from furries.

https://8ch.net/fur/res/732.html

https://8ch.net/fur/res/22360.html

https://8ch.net/fur/res/698.html

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 No.340281

>>340266

<1

>you know an awful lot of

Where do you think we are? It's our business to make systems and distinctions here. That it's a chan is doubly so, there is a long and storied past of fursecution. It is our pogrom. They are the fetish equivalent of jews, and must be properly identified and gassed.

<2

>Fondness for anthro

It is not that, but a flavour. One of the prime identifiers are the eyes. Monster girls are the important bits of a woman with exotic features, in this way they are more mythical. If you want to disparage it, claim its nothing but weeb shit. Many of the most popular monster girls are hardly distinguishable from humans barring odd traits, like elf ears. The point is, 'the monster is on the outside' while their hearts are more pure. Nobody pretends to be a monstergirl outside of cons.

Fur, on the other hand, is based in Disney dimensions and gives all impression of a person but with animal features. It is infantile, this supported by the overwhelming amount of diaper fetish. "People" make an idealized image of their infantile self, mixed with their favorite animal, and puppet it.

There is a nice little comic of a bee being slapped when it goes for a flower, then it humps a fire hydrant. That is monstergirl fetishizing. Intent is right, target is wrong.

Fursonas and furry porn are legitimate mental illness.

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 No.340287

File: 260d6ebfdd8bb01⋯.gif (1.69 MB,500x281,500:281,Yuan-ti Malison.gif)

And we're back, finally! With more snakes!

Lamia and Medusae are dangerous, but because they lack any form for large-scale organization they are not a threat to the entire world. Not so much for the Yuan-ti. One of the first great empires in history grew large and decadent over its constant success. The ruling classes fell to worship of the gods they saw to emulate and eventually become. Their prayers were heard by a trio of serpentine gods named Merrshaulk, Sseth and Dendar; beings of great wickedness. The cults of these dark gods fell into evil, taking up blood sacrifices and cannibalism of their fellow humans. At the height of their depravity these ancient humans engaged in a great and bloody sacrifice of humans and snakes, creating the first Yuan-ti in the process. This one was the first of many, and a massive number of people were put to the blade in order to create a large force of Yuan-ti. This destabilized the ancient empire, and outside forces reacted accordingly. Armies of dragons, giants, primitive humans and other species descended upon the vast empire and broke its power, reducing it to a series of hidden and distant temple-cities. The Yuan-ti still hold a grudge over this and seek to rebuild their empire and eventually rule the world.

Yuan-ti employ a strict caste system where everyone has their place. At the bottom there are the human slaves and cultists, as well as the simple-minded Broodguard used to guard eggs and patrol the area. They are too dumb to fool, have great resistance against mind-controlling powers and cannot be turned against their masters. Broodguard are made from human slaves who have failed their masters somehow; they are tied down and forced to drink a vile brew that changes them painfully over the course of a day. Aside from destroying their personality the Broodguard shift into hunched, emaciated snake-like monsters with sharp teeth and claws to fight with. While not very smart they are vicious combatants who can rip a human to bits in the blink of an eye. One step up are the Purebloods, who appear mostly human. They are the chief agents of the Yuan-ti in humanoid lands, because they can easily masquerade as human to gather intelligence, barter for goods and do a multitude of other things that require not looking like a snake. But even then, the Purebloods all have some kind of tell that they are not human: strange eyes, forked tongues, patches of scales, a lack of breasts or nipples are all giveaways. The next step up are the Malisons, beings that are part humanoid, part snake. Occupying the middle tier of Yuan-ti society they act as both warriors and assistants in the great magical rituals of the temple-cities. In these positions they scheme for greater power in some way or form. Most seek to become the next caste, while a few take a step to the side. Dedicating themselves to Sseth, Dendar or Merrshaulk, they respectively become Mind Whisperers who can control minds, Nightmare Speakers who instill their enemies with dread or Pit Masters whose frequent sacrifices to their god are an attempt to rouse him from his slumber. Malisons exist in three types: one who have the head of a snake and scales on their upper bodies, those whose lower bodies are the tails of great snakes and those whose arms are instead a bundle of snakes. A caste above stand the Abominations, creatures that are almost entirely snakes save for their human-like (but still scaled) arms. They are most commonly the leaders of the Yuan-ti temple-cities, leading their people in their divine quest. There is one caste above even them: the Anathema. These are gigantic snakes with clawed arms and six snakes instead of a single head. These are the most powerful and intelligent Yuan-ti in existence, but not exactly beloved. While held in high regard as the most holy of their kind, Anathema often divert from their mission to engage in their private affairs instead. While the lower ranking Yuan-ti serve them eagerly, the Abominations chafe at their forceful leadership and see them as opponents too powerful for them to deal with. Anathema cults are often more violent and less subtle than mainline Yuan-ti, making themselves an easier target for external enemies.

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 No.340288

>>340287

Schemers to a fault, Yuan-ti always try to better their lot in life and to perform their gods-granted task better than their peers. Those who perform exceptionally might be given the right to advance in caste, transforming in a grand, painful and bloody ritual that requires the deaths of many. While almost all Yuan-ti have the same end goal, all of them try to make themselves look the best in the end. Backstabbings of all kinds are common and expected, as long as it does not hurt the species' long-term goals. The strong flourish while the weak perish, as mandated by the gods. Some of the Anathema are even trying to figure out a way to usurp the gods, something they see as their right to do. Cold and calculating to a fault, no emotional appeal whatsoever is going to help when facing a Yuan-ti. The only thing that works is an appeal to force, and even then a group of Yuan-ti will eagerly work together to destroy someone more powerful than them that is not one of their own. Human and humanoid sacrifices are a standard religious practice that is performed very often, and the more powerful the sacrifice the more favorable it is to the one conducting the ceremony. After sufficiently pleasing the gods by either continuous piety or a truly grand work in their name, they can earn the right to advance in caste.

Because of their lack of emotions Yuan-ti never mate for love. They do not mate for pleasure either; all reproduction is based on cold calculation. If two Yuan-ti believe that their combined traits would create a favorable child they will mate and part ways afterwards. The eggs are laid in special hatcheries guarded by the Broodguard, after which the mother leaves them and does not interact with the children on an emotional level ever. Children are raised communally and educated in the ways of the people by caste. All but the Broodguard can reproduce, but the higher-ups do so less frequently. Mating only happens within the caste, with the exception of certain female Purebloods who on occasion mate with male cultists or even prisoners because the union could produce good children. Yuan-ti remain fertile for a long time, with successful mating with either partner being over 60 being not uncommon. Purebloods (with their human-like lifespans) mate approximately once every five years, Malisons do so once every decade or so during their 120 year lifespan, with those dedicated to the gods reproducing less often and always having regular Malison children. The Abominations mate rarely, seldom more than a half dozen times in their entire 200-year life. Anathema are perfectly fertile, but they rarely if ever reproduce because they see more of their kind as a threat. Also, Anathema will always produce Abominations as offspring. Technically male Yuan-ti can reproduce with female humanoids, but because their bodies are not meant for oviposition the procedure is stressful and will at most produce one egg.

Naga are creations of the dread snake gods as well, but they're of a different kind than their Yuan-ti cousins. Considering themselves to be favored by the gods, Naga were once the sorcerer-priests of the final days of the ancient Yuan-ti empire, serving their gods with their considerable powers. When the empire's might was broken they were forced to flee, with a large number of their kind seemingly abandoning their gods-given duty. To this day only a few remain in their original function of sorcerer-priests, while most others seemingly feed their own wants and desires. But since they are so intrinsically linked with the gods, and the gods see no reason to go after these fallen servants, suggest something darker at work. Despite their servitude to the same gods as the Yuan-ti, the Naga more often than not act alone or with their own servants, and only take command of a group of Yuan-ti with great reluctance on both sides because they will have to share their glory. Naga are serpentine creatures that are almost entirely snake-like, aside from their attractive humanoid heads. Some of them have slender upper bodies of humanoids as well, but always without limbs. They range from 12' to 18' long, with their bodies being strong enough to crush a horse. Their bites are poisonous, injecting the target with a poison that wastes the body away and can kill in minutes. They possess notable magical power, but their most potent ability is their immortality.

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 No.340289

>>340288

You see, when a Naga dies its soul is put back into its body and the body regenerates over the course of up to a week, depending on the injuries. This cannot be stopped by the powers of mere mortals. Trapping the soul does not work because the gods will un-trap the soul that is theirs. Putting the body in a state of continuous destruction like a volcano will only result in the half-restored body snaking its way out of the lava. Burying it alive just has it dig its way out, and when put on another plane it will always make its way back. Only with the backing of a god does one stand a chance at permanently stopping a Naga: nothing short of a Miracle will put one down. Another option is to turn the Naga into an undead, but this requires the support of a deity that allows this. The Yuan-ti have figured out a way to do this as well, and only when a Naga has greatly displeased its gods will they allow this final punishment to be meted out: turning the Naga into a skeletal form of its previous self. This makes it lose its immortality and most of its magical power, and when it dies next it's gone for good. There is a third and final way. Upon the fall of the Yuan-ti empire many slain Naga had to be dealt with. Some of them were given a second chance by the gods of good, who intercepted the souls as they left the bodies. The weakest of their kind could be put back by one god, but the most powerful ones took the attention of several gods to pull the souls free from the grip of the snake gods and put it back. This pulling caused the souls of these Naga to tear, resulting in the reconstituted bodies to gain multiple heads. These redeemed Naga were then put to work by the gods, having them act as guards and sentries of those temples they once committed atrocities in. These goodly Naga are immortal just like their wicked kin, but the more powerful they are the more likely that during the next time they die the gods of good lose the soul to its original owner, restoring the Naga to its former glory.

Arrogant, vain and selfish on the level of even the worst of dragons, Naga revel in making others do their bidding and having them amass luxury and wealth for their serpentine masters. Extortion, force, magical compelling and manipulation are all useful things in the eyes of a Naga in an attempt to get what it wants. Most of the time this is material wealth, but sometimes this includes companionship. Naga rarely mate with one another, considering each other to be potential rivals at best and outright plotting to destroy them at worst. As such, when the need to mate comes up a Naga will almost always take a humanoid partner. Scaled partners have a preference, but in a pinch most humanoid partners will do. Copulation involves the Naga constricting its partner and engaging in violent and often nonconsensual intercourse. During this the Naga thinks only about its own pleasure and use its partner as it sees fit. This tends to end badly for the partner in either case: if they perform well the Naga will often in its throws of passion frequently bite its partner, which can result in their death from the poison. If the partner underperforms however the Naga might crush them in its coils, sometimes even going as far as eating them afterwards. Naga and humans can interbreed, but because of biological differences this happens rarely. Most of such pairings involve a female Naga and a male humanoid. If the father is smart, useful and submissive enough he'll be kept around to see his child born, which will always be a Naga. As long as it remains a child it will remain with its mother to be taught their ways, but such pairings will inevitably end with the two clashing thanks to the child's ambitions. If the child survives it will be made to leave, sometimes along with its father. Out of spite the child will often end up killing its father out of some imagined slight. In a rare few cases the child wins and kills its mother, taking her place with its father at their side. If the father is a Naga and the mother a humanoid she can look forward to a long and difficult pregnancy resulting in the laying of a single egg. The more merciful father will use magic to make the laying of the egg easier, but even then a mother will often be left injured thanks to its sheer size. The less patient fathers will go for an impromptu caesarian instead, and only sometimes remember to provide healing for the mother. Such children will be raised in much the same way, but only rarely have their mother at their side. Whatever their non-Naga parent might be, the child almost never forms a bond with them and sees them as little more than another servant.

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 No.340290

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>>340289

In the days of old the Naga performed a mix of magical genetic engineering, breeding programs and experimentation to create a servitor race. They would be as versatile as humans but loyal to their creators, unlike the Yuan-ti who had their own agendas. In the waning days of their great empires the Naga finally succeeded, creating the Nagaji. Soon afterwards the empires fell and the Naga and Nagaji were slain or forced to go into hiding. Some Naga are still tended to by clans of Nagaji, but these are few and far between. Most Nagaji live a tribal life in the deepest of jungles, or have set up shop in the ruins of the old empires as masters of their own destiny. While the Nagaji in service to the Naga are loyal, theirs is not a blind loyalty and still demand to be treated with respect. More than one Naga master who did not heed this and treaded their Nagaji servants cruelly has been disposed of by their servants, only to return to live alone and without their treasure or servants. Sometimes after such an event the Nagaji give a rival of their former master a heads up so that this Naga can destroy their rival, but such clans tend to be destroyed soon after by this Naga to not give any other Nagaji any ideas. A little known fact about the Nagaji is that if they study a specific path of magic they can tap into the magic of their bloodline to give them powers similar to that of the Naga, eventually becoming fully-fledged Naga themselves, immortality and all. The Naga try really hard to suppress this knowledge, and any Nagaji who is even suspected to be on this path will be quickly eliminated. Naga that come into existence this way keep this a very closely-guarded secret, since if this became public it would mean their death.

When it comes to breeding Nagaji can breed with each other, other scaly humanoids and non-scaly humanoids. Breeding with each other or other scaly humanoids (regardless of parentage) will result in a small nest of around 3 eggs, which are protected fiercely by the clan. When breeding with a non-scaly humanoid things are a bit more difficult. Those in the service of a Naga rarely breed with a non-scaly, and when they do said partners tend to be part of the Naga's slave herd. Most humanoids find the Nagaji unsettling but also weirdly alluring, which is helped by the Nagaji's entrancing gaze. Mating happens quickly and without passion in any case, and the two partners go their own way afterwards. It should be noted that female Nagaji have breasts, but they (and men as well) lack nipples and thus are non-functional. This is something that the Naga did not manage to breed out and consider to be somewhat distasteful, but it's a small thing that is tolerated. The Nagaji have no taboo regarding nudity, only covering themselves up for ceremonial, practical and combat purposes.

While many of the scaly species out there tend towards evil, they are balanced out by the Couatl. This righteous group of winged serpents serve an enigmatic deity called Jazirian. Despite having a very small circle of worshippers, Jazirian displays power beyond what any deity with that amount of popularity would have. Rumors have it that Jazirian isn't in fact a deity and that this pretender is something of significantly more power pretending to be something less. Jazirian is both sexless and hermaphroditic at the same time, but is commonly addressed as "she". The Couatl are her children, created as a balancing force against the agents of evil. While enigmatic at best, the Couatl have proven themselves to be stalwart allies in the fight against evil, preferring to arrange things from behind the scenes instead of taking to battle themselves. Couatl are serpents some 12' long with great feathered wings that allow them to fly. Their reflective scales shimmer in light, making them appear as living rainbows as they soar through the sky. Their majestic look belies a powerful bite, and a Couatl's venom can kill all but the most potent adversaries in seconds. Unusually, the poison from such bites cannot be found in a victim's body, nor can a Couatl be milked to obtain it. On top of that Couatl possess potent magical abilities, blending arcane and divine magic to create a form of magic that has stumped wizards and sages for centuries. The few testimonies by eyewitnesses have led to speculation that this power might even be psionic in nature.

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 No.340291

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>>340290

Couatl are split into roughly two groups: the Mandated and the Heavenly. The Mandated are Couatl who have been given a specific mission either by Jazirian herself or one of the deities of good they are liaised to. This often includes standing guard over something: often a temple or sacred site, but sometimes they protect a location important to the forces of evil to make sure that none will lurk there. Others are tasked with protecting a family or settlement, which they do from a distance. Sometimes the Couatl stand guard for a specific amount of time or until some other parameter is met, while others are expected to stand guard their entire lives. The Heavenly are Couatl who have not been given a mission and are given the leeway to do good as they see fit. They rarely do so openly, instead using intermediaries, mercenaries and agents to get things done. Officially these Couatl are beholden to the Celestial Emperor, who stands closest to Jazirian and hands out orders to those ranking below him. This has created a massive meritocracy where the Couatl try to improve their standing within the ranks by performing grand deeds of good. Having intermediaries carry these acts out for you is considered acceptable, so Couatl will always drive their agents to work as fast and efficient as possible. Undermining the efforts of a fellow Couatl are seen as an act of evil, and when even the slightest chance exists that groups funded by different Couatl clash and let evil happen they make sure this will not transpire. This has led to some Couatl becoming control freaks, especially those in the higher rankings who often have dozens of groups carry out missions for them. Others have become righteous to the point where they don't care about what their agents want and are perfectly willing to take them from whatever they're doing and putting them on a new trail, regardless of what they want. There is little horizontal mobility between groups: sometimes when a Mandated's mission is over it joins the Heavenly, but often it takes up another Mandate. Meanwhile, the Heavenly rarely become Mandated since their skills are better fit in what they currently are. Only when the need is dire does a Heavenly become a Mandated, and only then it's for a short time.

Where the Mandate make their lairs there are often settlements of humanoids. If they are not of the evil kind the Couatl will make sure that they know where to find it in case of emergency. These often tribal people (commonly humans, elves and lizardmen, rarely orcs) consider the Couatl to be servants of the gods and amongst the most holy of creatures. Sometimes a few make a pilgrimage to where a Couatl nests for its blessing or wisdom, which most Mandated will indulge. In a rare few cases a Couatl takes up attendants when the Mandate demands it. These attendants make sure the Couatl remains fed (they are carnivores and require a large-ish prey every fortnight or so) and that unwanted visitors leave. Some of such Couatl train their attendants in their unique kind of magic and how to combat the forces of evil. These become known as the Rainbow Servants, beings of significant magical power who are almost akin to the Heavenly Couatl. They too travel the world in a search to fight the forces of evil, but the Heavenly are loathe to employ them since any prestige the Rainbow Servants obtain by doing good goes to them, not their Couatl sponsor. A few tribes near Couatl lairs consider the birth of a child that's neither a boy nor a girl to be auspicious, and around puberty send it to the Couatl to receive training from the creature. When they return at a later date the child will be strong, wise and possess notable magical power, and are almost always Rainbow Servants (who are held in very high esteem amongst the tribes).

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 No.340292

>>340291

They might be able to live up to a millennium, but Couatl are not immortal. They roughly know how long their natural lives are, and when their time is up they perform a final dance in the sky, reflecting light off of themselves in one of the most beautiful displays of light in the multiverse. During it they ascend to the heavens both physically and spiritually, leaving no body behind as they break into shards of light. There are no Couatl petitioners: they are of the blood of the goddess and will return to it. Because of this they have a need to reproduce, but they rarely do so. Because of their solitary or busy nature Couatl rarely have the time to find a fitting mate to have a child with, since both partners will try to raise the child to the best of their abilities. Common pairings are a Mandated and Heavenly Couatl, with the Mandated raising the child while the Heavenly tending to their own affairs. Couatl mate roughly once per one or two centuries, with the mating resulting in one egg that shines with a brilliant light, from which one Couatl is born. After some 50 years the child moves out on its own, either becoming Mandated or joining the Heavenly. Pairings between Couatl and non-Couatl are extremely rare, and might not even happen. However, depending on how you translate it there are records of Rainbow Servants engaging in ceremonial sexual intercourse with a Couatl as part of attaining their rank. It is unknown if the two can even interbreed, with no half-Couatl being known anywhere in history.

Finally, there are the Goblin Snakes. Nobody quite knows where these came from, and no member of the scalykind claims any kinship. Neither do the Goblin Snakes themselves: they don't particularly care where they came from either. They look very much like lamias: the upper body of a woman with the lower body of a snake. The difference is that they are proportioned like goblins, and from head to tail they are rarely longer than 10', and they are proportionally thicker than most other species with lower bodies of snakes. While they are just as lusty and interested in sex as their normal Goblin cousins are, Goblin Snakes lack the sense of community and desire to work together that has made Goblins a force to be reckoned with. Because of this there's little love between the two branches, with normal Goblins seeing their kin as dead weight that won't do what it takes to survive. They are gluttons (they're omnivores), surviving off the land and scavenging where they can to get what they want. Because of this they are even better at surviving in the wild than their cousins, and are quite good at climbing and navigating forests and jungles without ever touching the ground. Because of this highly mobile way of moving around they are out of reach for most natural predators, and can slap their tails with enough force to break a predator's leg. A final trick of theirs is that in case of an emergency a Goblin Snake can grab onto her own tail, curl up tight and roll at a frightening pace. While she cannot keep this up for very long it's often more than enough to build distance with a predator to escape into a tree. To support this Goblin Snakes cannot be disoriented through motion and won't get dizzy or nauseous from rolling around in such a fashion.

When not hunting for food or lazing around in the upper reaches of trees to absorb sunlight (Goblin Snakes are warm-blooded, but they enjoy the sun nonetheless), they are trying to find a mate. Most male humanoids will do, but human and orcish men have their preference. They prefer to hunt men from ambush, dropping onto them from a tree to surprise them. They then move to pin them and forcefully mate with the victim. This is where many Goblin Snakes meet their death, when their prey breaks free and kills them. Goblin Snakes have a poisonous bit that can render a prey drowsy and unable to resist too much, but it's not particularly potent and a strong prey can walk away from it being a bit drowsy. In case the prey overcomes his attacker (or more embarrassingly, the Goblin Snake messes up the ambush, misses him and slams into the ground) the Goblin Snake will plead for her release, doing whatever to save her life. In case the victim is a good sport about the rape attempt and decides to mate with her anyway, the girl can get attached to her new partner. If possible she starts to mooch off of him, becoming lazy and taking food, shelter and material goods in return for copious amounts of sex, preferably several times a day. Once she's drained her new sugar daddy dry in more ways than one, she moves on with whatever valuables, useful stuff and kids he gave her. Goblin Snakes breed about as fast as regular Goblins, except they lay eggs. Total time from impregnation to hatching is the same, but because a Goblin Snake can become pregnant again a few days after laying an egg she can easily end up with eggs from different nests all in one place.

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 No.340293

>>340292

And that's it for now, any other requests?

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 No.340297

>>340220

I'm an autist who posts on /v/ on occasion and has somewhat become known, but given your post I'm guessing I am not the one you're thinking of.

I'm the one what thinks both furry and monstergirls are cancer.

Usually dumping sanzo along with my various reasons.

I don't disagree that humanity has long wished to fuck things nonhuman, even going so far as to personafy concepts into fuckable form, however, I would disagree it necessarily has to be humanized trash. That's gay.

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 No.340299

>>340266

Like I said, it isn't that /tg/ isn't furry.

It's that furry isn't /tg/.

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 No.340311

>>340291

>the birth of a child that's neither a boy nor a girl

what

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 No.340329

File: 4e5a86f710a6e3b⋯.jpg (214.74 KB,1280x1269,1280:1269,halforc halflizardfolk.jpg)

File: d1704e2a2ceec49⋯.jpg (100.41 KB,777x1200,259:400,halforc halfelf.jpg)

we need some more orc hybrids

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 No.340391

>>340311 (checked)

Intersex people. Rare, but it happens.

>>340329

Like what? >>327131 and >>327132 describe them paired with goblinoids and ogres, but what would you like them to see crossed with? Or should I look into halfbreeds in general? Don't forget that the PDF is still up there: >>310332 so you can look into that for inspiration.

I can do an elf/orc crossbreed though.

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 No.340392

>>340391

>Intersex people

And how the fuck would someone know? Until puberty the child would look like a normal girl, and even after they would just look like they have no body shape. Without advanced medical procedures like DNA tests you can't really verify this by looking at someone.

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 No.340401

>>340392

>And how the fuck would someone know?

Futanari?

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 No.340929

>>340293

>>340391

You seem to be missing both Holstaurs and Minotaurs from your PDF, m80. I need my Beardicus buzz.

As for a request, what if any difference do you have between Kitsune and Gumiho? Also, any automatons? Or Wonderland critters?

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 No.340949

File: eeebb1586fb4111⋯.jpg (117.82 KB,497x640,497:640,eeebb1586fb41119108f9325b7….jpg)

>>340401

True hermaphrodites are probably the rarest and easiest case of identifying intersexed people. If you got a dongle and a clam instead of one or the other its pretty easy to tell. But a lot of them are impossible to tell without testing until later in life.

>Be boy until 12

<start menstruating through penis (your sack is actually empty and you have a full uterus.

>Be girl until 12

<Turn into boy slowly at 12 because your bodies natural andro hormone blockers can't put up with puberty. (no winky but all 2ndary male traits)

>Be born

<Hot mess downstairs that resembles a cloaca (think cleft palette of the sex organs).

There's lots of interesting combinations that can happen (and due the fact they are freak mutations and only rarely stable in an isolated population (the girls turn into boy one is from mexico I believe) nothing more then proving that gender is bullshit term (because all of these "examples" revolve around primary sexual differences and nothing to do with brain folds or ear lobes).

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 No.341012

>>340949

To add to your post of the "true" futas to have appeared and be recorded only 11 have been confirmed to be fertile, ever, and they were only fertile in one form of genitalia not both. It is dependent on hormones while still in gestation. If there were ever a stable futa population they'd be a lot less girls with vaginas and dicks and a lot more guys with underdeveloped vaginas and girls with underdeveloped penises.

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 No.341054

File: 47f4ae60f9c106a⋯.jpg (30.49 KB,500x333,500:333,47f4ae60f9c106a7f130a1e7c6….jpg)

>>340293

Aarakocra

Minotaur

Gnoll

Hobgoblin

Thri-keen

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 No.341056

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>>340949

I've been seeing the number floating around more and more that 1-2% of the population are intersex, which is somewhat mislead. The vast majority of "intersex" individuals merely have a birth defect or some genetic abnormality, like down syndrome, except they have extra sex chromosomes that make them somewhat more androgynous instead of like a potato. The complete clusterfuck extra genitals-type of intersex is insanely rare.

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 No.341080

>>341012

>>340949

>>341056

Realistically speaking, you are correct. I assumed that >>340291 was going for something more fantastical.

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 No.341101

>>341080

Yeah, I know that there's a market for dark-skinned tribal women with dicks, so I was aiming for that. I tried to be a bit more fantastical about it, and calling it a "widespread case of the futa" would be a bit too much.

>>341054

>Hobgoblins

Check the PDF, they're already done. Also scroll to >>327131 for more.

>>340929

Yeah, I noticed. I didn't put them in first time because the stuff I had on them was around 2000 words in the form of replies and bits of text, and I couldn't be assed to put them into a cohesive entry. They're done now.

Holstaurs are the gentler and cousins of the fierce and violent Minotaurs. They're around the same height as an average human, if not a bit taller. They tend to live in small herds near or as part of human villages. They tend to spur the big cities for the rural life and can quickly feel claustrophobic inside of a city. They dress in functional clothing that helps them when out on the fields. The things that they wear can often be easily undone with buttons to give easy access to her their breasts for milking. And shirts tend to be rather wide too, to allow for some "growing". Plus, most Holstaur girls tend to have a valuable pretty dress to wear to special occasions. Holstaurs are a bit awkward around people and greatly prefer their own kind or cows, who are far more trusting and accepting towards their humanoid kin than to actual humans. In turn, the Holstaurs have an innate connection to the animals and can sense what they feel from a short distance away.

The most notable about them is that Holstaurs produce large amounts of milk. The younger, unmated ones can milk themselves, but this changes once they enter a romantic and sexual relationship. Holstaurs mate for life, growing really affectionate towards and dependent on their partners. They will stay with them even through all but the most extreme abuse, and it takes some massive neglect or violence for them to abandon a partner. A Holstaur quickly becomes unable to milk herself once in a relationship. They will start to rely on a partner to do it for them, an act that's all but masturbation for them. Which is difficult for them as well: once a Holstaur has developed a taste for sex it becomes difficult for her to get herself off, again relying on her partner to pleasure her. In both cases if they try to do so themselves anyway they are filled with feelings of awkwardness, shame and shyness, which makes the experience uncomfortable for them. When they start to fall in love Holstaurs are very aware of their status as a beast race, making them despair a bit over how someone as great as their crush would never even consider loving a borderline animal like them. Given their sweet, loving nature however a Holstaur with no direct competition is only rarely turned down. On top of that they require constant praise and flattery to make them not doubt themselves or their worth so much. Holstaurs enjoy most forms of breast play during sex, and will almost always lactate when properly stimulated (even when not outright milked). Aside from that they are rather shy and conservative in bed, preferring positions that gives their partner a nice view of (and access to) their breasts.

Holstaur milk is a tasty substance capable of aiding in the natural healing process. The fresher the better: it is the most potent when drunk straight from the source (which is immensely arousing for a Holstaur). Processing it makes it lose its properties: for example, cheese made with Holstaur milk pretty much loses all of its special flavor and properties. It is a great substance to feed to a baby Holstaur, making them grow big and strong. As a Holstaur grows closer to middle age her figure grows as well, making her curvier and thicker all around. This process is enhanced by her having children. On top of that, a Holstaur's breast will start to swell the longer she has gone without milking: the larger they are the longer it has been. Initially she'll gently ask her beloved to milk her. If this is skipped she'll be more firm. The longer she has to wait the more intense she becomes, to the point where she pretty much sexually assaults him and forces him to fuck her while milking her. This will create a big mess and the loss of quite some milk, so this is not something you should do. The longer a Holstaur has been with her partner the less she’ll put up with not being milked, making her more prone to force her mate to milk her.

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 No.341102

>>341101

Thing is, the milking needs to be done daily. The swelling and increased sensitivity starts as early as 48 hours after the last milking. After three days they'll be begging for you to milk them. After this become more assertive, and you'll be raped within the week. If they end up doing that though they'll be filled with regret and try to avoid their partner. This can be fixed by having their mate approach them and whisper assuring words into her ear while milking her.

Holstaurs are predominately female. Roughly one in a thousand children born between a female Holstaur and a male human will be a male Holstaur: the rest are female Holstaurs. When breeding with other beast races one in a hundred Holstaurs born are male, with the division of the mother's and the father's race being a 50/50 split. It's rumored that women with dicks breeding with a Holstaur will make the likeliness of a male Holstaur 10 times more likely, but this has not been confirmed. When breeding with a Minotaur however the male/female children mix is more even, but they tend to be more like Minotaurs than Holstaurs.

Male Holstaurs are strongly built but of average height. They are however very strong, even stronger than their female counterparts. Like their counterparts they are monogamous and mate for life. They are rather romantic and try to spoil their partner with grand romantic gestures, but tend to give in when facing such gestures of their own. They are prone to developing childhood crushes on human girls and sometimes boys they grow up alongside with, and frequently end up marrying them. Male Holstaurs are very well endowed and have long, thick (human-shaped) dicks with hefty balls. They produce large amounts of thick, sweet jizz that is surprisingly nourishing when ingested. In bed they are rather vanilla and lean towards the gentler kinds of sex, and are willing to let their partner take charge. Like their female counterparts male Holstaurs need to be frequently milked as well, but instead of boobs it's their dicks that need attention. This can be done during sex or via special handjob care, with once every three days being enough (but more being appreciated). Stimulation of the prostate or outright anal sex will relieve them even more, and a male Holstaur will gladly submit to such care from their partner.

When going without being milked for longer than three days they become clingy and desire attention from their partner. Their dicks will also swell up more and they will produce more semen. Physical contraceptives tend to not work or be very uncomfortable for either/both partner(s) given the size of the Holstaur and the amount of semen produced, so there needs to be relied on chemical contraceptives to avoid getting pregnant. When they are ignored for longer they will try and seduce their partners in every possible way. When that fails they become angry and assertive, and by the end of the week they will all but sexually assault their partner to relieve their tension. If they do so however they become horrified with themselves and try to flee their spouse to avoid hurting them again. While in a pent-up state a male Holstaur will be susceptible to the attention to other female monstergirls trying to get their rocks off and will force themselves upon the guy. However, a Holstaur will never willingly cheat on his wife and when attacked like this they will hunt down their attacker to make them pay for what they did.

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 No.341103

>>341102

>Minotaurs

Holstaurs however have one big weakness that's not really talked about: Minotaurs. You see, to a Holstaur the milk (or semen) of a Minotaur is a very potent drug, and they'll quickly become addicted. While most Minotaurs have disdain for the homely, shy and small Holstaurs some will actively cultivate harems of them for their personal enjoyment. Excessive ingestion of Minotaur milk will start to corrupt a Holstaur, slowly turning her into a Minotaur of their own. Evil Minotaurs exploit this to expand cults to their lord Baphomet. Minotaurs and Holstaurs can interbreed, and the child is always a Minotaur. Most Minotaurs will corrupt a Holstaur into something better fit for breeding first, because Minotaur society has a stigma against breeding with the weak. As such, Holstaurs feel uncomfortable around Minotaurs at best and outright try to flee at worst. But if a Holstaur's beloved is at risk from the Minotaur a Holstaur will do pretty much anything to protect them, up to and including giving her life.

Holstaurs and Minotaurs live in different regions; Holstaurs on the plains while Minotaurs live in the mountains and deep forests. So the chances of them meeting is slim. On top of that, the deeper a Holstaur is in love with her mate the more resistant she will be to the corrupting effects. When only partially corrupted the process can be reversed by sucking it out of the Holstaur in question; exactly where you suck it from depends on their sex. The more corrupted the more

Minotaurs desire strength; both for themselves and from their partners. You'll need to able to physically keep up with them in order to keep them interested in you. Sure, you could use magic for this but they'll treat you with disdain for this. To be fair, disdain for those smaller and weaker than them is the standard for Minotaurs. Female Minotaurs also have a preference for being physically overpowered during sex, but if you try to and you're lacking you'll end up with a pelvis resembling flour. If you want yourself some sweet loving from a cow girl with big boobs you'll be better off with a Holstaur. Sure, they're not as tall, muscled or ridiculously big-chested as the Minotaurs, but you don't have to be inhumanly strong to survive having sex with them.

Fresh Minotaur milk will increase stamina, endurance and virility, but it has to be obtained fresh from the source from a willing Minotaur, and those are difficult to find. If a female Minotaur takes a liking to a male humanoid and starts to breastfeed him he will become able to please her. While many Minotaurs dislike this practice the ones that find a fitting mate will live quite happy lives indeed. After giving birth the milk becomes a lot more potent, which a little Minotaur needs to grow big and strong like mama. And there's more than enough so that daddy can have a drink as well. Having her child drink fills a mother Minotaur with feelings of happiness, while when her man does it it's immensely arousing.

Generally Holstaurs are more intelligent than Minotaurs. They have a knack for farm life and the knowledge you need for that, with a minority taking up things like blacksmithing or milling. Minotaurs meanwhile are more like raiders and fighters, with some of them becoming mercenaries. Some of them too take up blacksmithing. It is not known if there is a reason for this common ground. On the other hand Minotaurs have good memories for direction for places they've been to, but they're poor at new directions. Holstaurs are more average in this regard.

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 No.342842

File: a2968515aa98c8e⋯.png (545.61 KB,736x980,184:245,ClipboardImage.png)

…but unlike the exaggerated or purely fabricated sexual characterization attributed to many humanoid species, the behavior of male Druaghi (colloquially named 'Pale Elves') as their marauding warbands move from village to village sadly is every last bit as vile as it is on the paper. Settlements that suffer the unfortunate fate of being visited by one of their raiding parties more than often remain as nothing more than burned out ruins, with all adult men slaughtered and the surviving women, girls, and boys in a state of both physical and even more severe mental trauma after being subjected to (often repeated) rape.

So monstrous are the acts of these brigands that many scholars have concluded that they simply are monsters by virtue of birth and blood, much as demons are malevolent by their very nature. But while one can hardly fault them for it (especially not after having seen their work with one's own eyes, as the author of this text has), it still is an oversimplification and can not stand to scientific rigor. As such, I instead propose three distinct main causes behind the conduct of the Druaghi.

Firstly, what little we know of Druaghi society at large is that it is matriarchial in the extreme, with males being seen as breeding stock at best and as undesirable at worst. Those few who were abducted by their raiding bands and made it back alive generally agree that even slaves were treated better than the Druaghi men, with male infanticide being highly common. As if the fatal inferiority complex that arises as a result of this mistreatment wasn't enough, it appears that the dreaded Druaghi raiding bands themselves are not so much sent out for coordinated attacks, but rather consist of young adults that have been forcibly exiled to the surface as a means of population control. That the gangs forming from such individuals display utterly psychopathic behavior, a deep-rooted misogyny, and highly deranged sexual behavior can hardly be deemed surprising.

Secondly, at least more veteran raiding bands intentionally use their mass rapes as a means of psychological warfare, intentionally leaving the victims of their sexual violence alive so as to increase their own infamy. More than often, the latter alone will suffice to depopulate entire villages; their population fleeing in blind terror and thus allowing the Druaghi to pillage the empty homes for food and other commodities with little to no resistance. On a grander scale, the raiders often violate their victims with such brutality that the latter will be unable to become a productive member of society (and, in the case of females, bear children) for the rest of their lives; weakening the entire region and thus making it even more susceptible for subsequent attacks.

Thirdly and lastly, Druaghi raiders usually enter combat while under the effect of mind-altering drugs. Although their exact composition and effect is unknown to us, it is heavily suggested that they drastically increase the testosterone levels in the user, leading to heightened aggression but also a heightened sexual drive. Whether the latter is merely a side effect or whether the Druaghi use it to kill two birds with one stone can only be theorized.

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 No.344521

File: b53cf4375989596⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,366.4 KB,1046x1500,523:750,20171121.jpg)

Where's a group of matriarchal melee necromancers?

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 No.344533

>>344521

>necromancers

Use death magic to get what they want. Using this magic is seen as unwholesome or is even outlawed, so it takes a person with few mortal restraints to become one.

>matriarchal

Normally you'd expect powerful necromancers to become undead, but a few opt to do the opposite: instead of taking death into their bodies they remove it from their own. This turns them into a prime speciment of whaterver species they are, but doesn't actually de-age them. So you have a old crone with an age in the centuries but her body is firm and strong like a young adult, with soft, unblemished skin and pleasing curves. A downside of draining one's death from the body is that they become very fertile and can easily get pregnant, with multiple children being common. This is especially bothersome when you consider that the young adult bodies they're in include the hormones that one is subjected to during puberty, which when paired with the fertility includes a high risk of getting pregnant. As for what they do with the babies… well, the most ruthless of these necromancers use them in rituals best not described.

>melee

Being in top physical form means that they've got bodies perfect for martial training, Strong and fit, they can use powerful weapons to defend themselves from those who seek to do them harm in case that the necromancer's undead fail. War scythes are the most common weapon for their symbolism, but they've been adapted from regular scythes because those make for poor weapons based on their construction.

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 No.349756

File: 617c5a630261c28⋯.png (1002.47 KB,550x828,275:414,ClipboardImage.png)

…but while the regular mating rituals and erotic fantasies of the Dark Elves indeed can be described as being sadomasochistic (that is, based on the mutual exchange of pain), their version of sexual behavior which would otherwise be described as 'kinky' or 'deviant' conversely is based on erotic fantasies which would be considered coy in all but the most puritanical of socities.

The irony in this only becomes more apparent when one considers that no Dark Elf in his or her right mind would willingly perform such acts with one of its own kind, and instead will live out such acts with captured slaves - most of which react understandably surprised after having seen or been through the torture pits and gory arenas that dominate the public image of this race.

Nonetheless, many of the accounts from those who have managed to escape their Dark Elven tormentors in a living and sane state describe such unlikely scenarios: Garret Inswick, a slave for some ten years, reported that his mistress Xhakana would customarily relax after a long day of flaying other slaves alive by ordering him into her bed, snuggling up to him, and demanding that he whisper sweet nothings into her ear. And Baron Farlyth, otherwise known as the architect of the skull pyramids of Waswara, is said to have regularly held regular romantic candlelight dinners with the captured halfling woman Meggy Whitebottom, supposeldy blushing red like a cherry when she hugged him after having had one too many bottles of wine.

Perhaps most tellingly, the reign of Arch-Desecrator Merfitis was cut short when one of her political opponents produced evidence for the claim that she recurringly had loving, consensual sexual intercourse with a human slave for the designated purpose of reproduction; sparking outrage amongst the inhabitants of her realm that led into open rebellion and her eventual execution no more than three days later.

Given their less-than-friendly relations with other races, it remains unclear whether this kind of behavior indeed is nothing more than a kind of perversion comparable to acts of pedophilia or bestiality in other races, or whether the Dark Elves might indeed have a deep-rooted longing for warmth and loving affection which is not allowed to express itself in their current culture and thus leaves them starving for romantic acts that would not be considered extreme and revolting outside of their own culture.

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 No.350647

A peculiarity of the Wild Elves from the Aelanon region is that adolescent females may in engage in regular mutual breast-sucking, or, if either of the women should be lactating, breast-feeding. Although this behavior is commonly seen as a sexual deviancy on par with the popular image of the Wild Elves as feral savages, this act does not seem to be of a (fully) sexual nature, but rather may be linked to pragmatical reasons, namely:

a) Inducing or maintaining lactation, as well as strengthening the female's nipple in order to make nursing actual infants easier (currently deemed the most likely cause for this behavior, given that its onset frequently falls into the same period in which the females become capable of bearing children, and spikes in frequency if one or either of the two females are pregnant. Curiously, a similar technique using dog puppies or other baby animals still is moderately common in less-developed parts of the world).

b) Health reasons (while most forms of breastmilk contain antibiotic agents and other components designed to help the infant resist infection and disease, that of the Aelanon wild elves has been shown to contain an abnormally high amount of such substances, making it possible that the mutual nursing may have health benefits for both involved adult parties.

c) Social reasons (Being highly competitive, Aeolanoni elves generally have only limited trust in other individuals of their race or respective tribe which are not directly related by blood. Given its intimate nature, mutual nursing may allow two females to establish a bond of trust even if they are not directly related, thus allowing them to find friends and confidents outside of their family unit.

All things considered, knowledge about this topic currently is still shaky at best; partially because the Aeolanoni themselves are not inclined to share its explicit details with outsiders, and partially because research grants to pursue this cultural phenomenon are hard to get, given its seemingly lewd nature.

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 No.351238

File: b755d7ff2921bd9⋯.gif (128.4 KB,500x464,125:116,20171298white.gif)

>>350647

>>349756

Elves are such gay sickos….

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 No.351242

>>305410

why is ronald mcdonald nursing the boss baby tho

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 No.351517

File: 583cc93add2926f⋯.jpg (368.12 KB,510x644,255:322,K9q8rVG.jpg)

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 No.353338

>>310332

Worldbuilder, have you thought of making an updated PDF of this?

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 No.353341

File: 571d2f5df937a69⋯.jpg (88.46 KB,1000x1000,1:1,Disney Reaction - Sweaty F….jpg)

>>305411

>>305410

>Nutrice

Yeesh.

So I'm guessing they're into breastplay. Being courted (and screwed) by a man aware of what she is and taking great pains to avoid drinking any of the aforementioned liquids, does this excite her as a challenge, or annoy her as a waste of her time?

On the other hand, what does it take for a Nutrice's wetnurse mother act to become a loving (if naturally twisted) reality?

Does pregnancy (succubus "egg" method specifically) do anything odd to them?

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 No.353348

>>306114

Only the spotted hyena has the features you are describing.

My gnolls are based on the Stripped Hyena.

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 No.353691

>>353341

>So I'm guessing they're into breastplay. Being courted (and screwed) by a man aware of what she is and taking great pains to avoid drinking any of the aforementioned liquids, does this excite her as a challenge, or annoy her as a waste of her time?

They don't really get off to the physical act - what makes them kinky is the act of dominating mortals, so if they realize that one is going out of his or her way to avoid becoming addicted, they will drop said mortal (or, more likely, attempt to kill it for potentially having seen through their disguise).

>On the other hand, what does it take for a Nutrice's wetnurse mother act to become a loving (if naturally twisted) reality?

Would (at least in my eyes) be Mary Sue-tiers of unlikely. Despite of their motherly demeanor, the Nutrices really don't give a shit about their charges and will throw them away like a used condom if they grow bored of them. They still may develop a pragmatical fondness towards those whose love towards their 'mommy' proves especially useful, but genuine affection would be a one-in-a-billion chance as with Fallen-from-Grace.

Does pregnancy (succubus "egg" method specifically) do anything odd to them?

As in, if an actual Succubus screws a Nutrice? I would wager that the two cousins would quickly recognize each other for what they are, go their separate ways, or start clawing at each other over their respective hunting territory.

As for pregnancy, demonologists are still debating as to whether or not Succubi and their varieties actually possess functioning ovaries and other elements required for pregnancy and childbirth. If they are, the hormonal change would probably turn them into the unholy version of Mega Milk.

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 No.353707

>>353691

Wow. They sound much nastier than the default succubi, or the Medusae. Go figure, the one with the biggest gazongas is the one closest to what you could call a serious demonic "agent."

Are they immune to the effects of their own milk, though?

Also, what are you making next? Mummy-type liches?

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 No.353709

>>353707

Honestly, I don't think regular Succubi are much better than them. It's not like they particularly care about the humans they sleep with either.

I was about to say that they are immune to their own milk because it would be ridiculous for them not to given that they store the active agents in their body, but then again, snakes are not immune to their own poison (I think).

I would still argue that they should be immune to it because a grapple check to see if you can stuff a Nutrice's fat old tiddie right into her own mouth would be too hilarious to be allowed.

Next? Shit, I don't know. One thing I had in mind was Goblin females being extremely promiscuous (even with individuals from other races) because the females can willfully control their ovulation - meaning that unwanted pregnancies are no issue and casual sex is more akin to a social than to an intimate act. IIRC there actually was some Austronesian tribe somewhere in the pacific which had a similar society because one of the staple fruits growing there basically acted like a natural contraceptives. The sexual behavior of bonobos also plays in a similar direction, I think.

>Mummy-type liches?

What if the Lich entirely consisted of ashes instead?

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 No.354573

>>321216

oh? got any examples?

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 No.354606

>>320842

>no cuntbold/nullbold bf who gets buff, acts really gruff, and lets his body hair grow out

>not a cute, girly cuntbold/nullbold who he'll dote on and dominate

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 No.354904

File: e5efe3ff690aa09⋯.jpg (53.87 KB,384x960,2:5,20180109.jpg)

Tomboys in girly dresses are my magical realm

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 No.354911

File: 9b114f09098d3bc⋯.jpg (493.01 KB,1280x1439,1280:1439,fuckfurries.jpg)

>>340266

What's with furries and their incessant need to drag monster fags down to their level? Are you not comfortable that people don't mind fugging a girl with cat ears but look down on you for wanting to fuck a cat that walks on two legs?

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 No.354922

>>354911

It's because monster fags, mostly from the chans, swear they're not degenerates even though it was /d/ that helped kick start this shit in the West. Monster and furry art has a lot fetish overlap, while fur fags have embraced it, monster fags try all they can to hide it so they won't be ridiculed like furries, but in the end horsepussy is horsepussy, don't matter if it's on a centaur.

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 No.354932

>>354922

Oh, it's the monsterfags' fault now, is it? Come off it M8.

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 No.354933

File: e8adc572f2224b0⋯.gif (2.31 MB,390x277,390:277,1375790171958.gif)

>>354922

>Monster and furry art has a lot fetish overlap

I think you mean that /d/ will just fap to anything. Pretty sure that just confirms you know nothing.

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 No.356796

File: 804517fbc63c607⋯.jpg (94.77 KB,640x640,1:1,Unique-high-quality-lumino….jpg)

Crossposting from /erp/

I have here a magic ring. While wearing it, anything spoken to the wearer sounds like a wonderfully sound and beneficial idea, rephrased perfectly by the wearer's own mind in a new way to perfectly appeal to them.

What should this ring look like? Is there any sort of character who might wear it willingly? What sort of location or event should it be worn at for maximum enjoyment of all parties? I'm mostly curious what people think of this sort of RP.

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 No.356815

>>356796

Would you kindly make it a chain?

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 No.356816

>>356815

The item could be anything, a choker, a hip chain, an earring. I'm honestly not sure why I've had it be a ring, other than it being easy to trick people with a pretty, shiny ring of amazing craft.

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 No.356817

File: 4072c6107e4cafa⋯.jpg (726.2 KB,1920x1200,8:5,latest.jpg)

File: 93df8c36dee13e4⋯.png (80.63 KB,300x300,1:1,attachment.png)

>>356815

One of these days I'm going to put the pictures in first.

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 No.356822

>>356796

Make it a choker worn by roasties with daddy issues.

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 No.356837

>>356796

>Is there any sort of character who might wear it willingly? What sort of location or event should it be worn at for maximum enjoyment of all parties? I'm mostly curious what people think of this sort of RP.

This sounds more like something you slip onto an unsuspecting target rather han one who know what they're getting into. Because hey, if you can talk them into wearing mind altering jewelry it should not be difficult to talk them into lewd acts. If anything, they might be used for a Stepford Wives scenario with enchanted wedding rings or something. As for my opinion, it's a bit of a hassle for your everyday mind control into sex, too much effort for regular sexual slavery and for more moderate situations it's not really needed.

>>356822 (checked)

>implying they wouldn't already do what you tell them to

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 No.356899

>>354932

>Oh, it's the monsterfags' fault now, is it

/monster/ has been aggressively shitposting and derailing /fur/ and /v/ topics intermittently the last month or so

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 No.356956

>>356899

>derailing /fur/ topics

>implying that's a bad thing

nah

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 No.357001

>>356899

>topics on /fur/ and /v/

>worth anything ever

I would like to see what topics these are that you're referring to

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 No.357265

>>356899

Funny, because I have noticed the complete opposite.

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 No.360854

File: 5dfb835087acb29⋯.jpg (130.67 KB,560x800,7:10,1426948485791.jpg)

ughandur…verebrax…jelemal…rashyt!

No sooner than Timothy had uttered the last word of the incantation, the air in his small chamber grew icily cold, and a gust of wind that could hardly come from the closed windows extinguished all candles within the room – all, except for those that lined the pentagram in its center. A triumphant smile rose on the face of the young adept as a pillar of smoke spontaneously manifested within the confines of the arcane symbol, and slowly began to form into a solid shape.

Finally! After all these failed attempts that only produced noxious fumes, after all the money he had wasted on the costly reagents, he finally had managed to properly perform the ritual that would summon a demonic temptress. Oh, he could already imagine her – big, voluptuous breasts barely contained by the skintight corset that accentuated her jet-black underwear. A bombshell of an ass only waiting to be grabbed and kneaded, legs that seemingly would not end before they touched the ground, and…

Timothy's mental train of thought and the erection that was already building in his pants suddenly stopped when he realized that something was wrong. Not with the ritual per se, of course, given that the entity within the summoning circle still was in the process of becoming a tangible object. And from what he could tell, the figure that now had almost fully made it into the material world indeed was a succubus, as intended.

What baffled him was the the appearance of the seductress. Where he had expected some sort of lewd lingerie, she was wearing what seemed to be a hand-knit sweater, complimented by rather modest-looking sweatpants and pair of obscenely fluffy slippers on her feet. Atop of all this, she was sitting in an armchair of red velvet and appeared to be completely oblivious of her surroundings; her entire attentions focused on a small novel resting on her lap.

“Errrmm…excuse me?”

Seemingly startled by the words of the mortal, the succubus jumped up in her chair with a loud shriek; sending her book and the reading glasses she had been wearing flying upwards until they ricocheted from the invisible barrier of the summoning circle and unceremoniously fell straight on her head.

“Oww! Who the…what the…?!”

The eyes of the fiend nervously darted from left to right until they, hitherto wide agape in surprise, recognized their environment and narrowed. Letting out an annoyed groan, she turned towards the mortal and addressed him.

“Very, very funny. See how much I'm laughing? Now stop being a jerk and send me back already.”

Timothy would have liked to provide a coherent reply, but found himself too busy wondering what in the pits was going on. He thus merely kept staring at the temptress before him while looking as if someone had replaced his brains with a loaf of bread. The demon, in turn, simply stared back at him, and little by little, her sour expression grew as confused as his own.

“Wait a…you didn't actually…? Oh for fuck's sake…..”

Her long, slender fingers moved upwards and began to massage her temples, inches away from the spot where two curved horns emerged from her forehead.

“Alright…listen, kid: I know you probably put a lot of time and effort in this, and it's really not your fault, but it appears there's been some minor bureaucratic slip-up, and I would be really grateful if you would just send me back to the abyss.”

“B-but why?”, was all that the boy managed to stammer.

“Because I”, the succubus replied as she demonstratively pulled at the fabric of her sweater, “am currently not on duty."

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 No.360859

>>356899

You mean some furfag on /v/ starts shit, gets rightfully mocked, then spergs out that "m-monster girls are le furries too"?

Eat shit, furfag,

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 No.360947

If MTG guilds were fetishes, which one would be what?

>WU

>UB/Dimir: BDSM

>BR/Rakdos: Gore

>RG/Gruul: Rape

>GW/Selesnya: Pregnancy

>WB/Orzhov: Snuff

>UR

>BG/Golgari: Vore

>RW

>GU/Simic: Transformation/hyper/inflation

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 No.360956

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 No.360960

>>360947

- Azorius would be dom/sub play

- Orzhov would be stuff with ghosts/fat fetishism

- Dimir would be voyeurism and hidden public sex

- Izzet League would be toys, electricity and steam play

- Rakdos would be group sex and blood play

- Golgari would be vore and/or necrophilia

- Gruul would be harems, tribal scenes and big dom/little sub

- Boros would be angry sex, police fetishism and JUSTICE

- Selesnya would be group sex and hypnosis

- Simic would be transformation and replacement of body parts

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 No.361011

>>360859

To be fair, the exact same shit happens to monsterfags.

It's the what I like to call "/tg/-tier" stuff what gets a pass

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 No.361187

>>360960

>Golgari with a touch of Simic

Hello comfort zone

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 No.368008

>>360854

Priceless. Succubi as "working girls" and being comfy off the job.

>>353709

Well, you said once that succubi can fall in love, and one of the things they do while in mourning for such paramours is to line their soul lockets with silver. The idea being that the silver makes them feel the same weakness they felt looking on their lost love so long ago. If that's not fuzz, I dunno what is.

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 No.368285

>>368008

>Well, you said once that succubi can fall in love, and one of the things they do while in mourning for such paramours is to line their soul lockets with silver. The idea being that the silver makes them feel the same weakness they felt looking on their lost love so long ago.

I think you're mistaking me for someone else - I'm not Worldbuilder Anon, just someone who also takes a perverted form of joy in writing stuff like this.

Speaking of writing: Some older stuff I posted in the original thread

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 No.368288

File: effc000277c8530⋯.pdf (76.25 KB,Mage and Frost Giantess.pdf)

>>368285

Sorry, outdated version

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 No.369459

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 No.369599

>>369459

In the future, say what the fuck the link is instead of just dropping a suspicious looking link like a retard.

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 No.369603

>>369599

>>369459

Right, my bad.

This is my outline of the races for the new game I'm developing.

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 No.371777

File: 8319189314e3884⋯.png (604.14 KB,600x881,600:881,ClipboardImage.png)

…yet however few admirable traits ogres may have in terms of culture or personal hygiene, one has to admit that at least female ogres are adoring parents. Whereas (and perhaps, because) ogre bulls form no paternal bond with their children and may even eat particularly unlucky offspring of theirs, she-ogres are so fiercely protective of their young ones that they make the proverbial bear mothers look irresponsible in comparison, and will readily cast aside any sense of self-preservation in an instant should they feel that their beloved little darlings are being threatened.

Largely fueled by an enormous surge of maternal hormones which bombard the simple brain of these creatures during and after their pregnancy, the evolutionary purpose of this protector instinct is not difficult to explain: Ogres breed comparatively slowly, die relatively early, and the immature specimen are faced with a wide variety of threats, including that of other ogres. That She-Ogres thus do everything in their power to defend their spawn thus is not so much a rare move of kindness on their part, but simply a biological necessity for the continued existence of their species as a whole. So ravaging are the motherly instincts of she-ogres that they, in an act normally considered exclusive to more civilized species, will often happily adopt and take care of the children from another female if the latter has died or is no longer around for other reasons.

This might be an laudable trait, were it not for the fact that the same instincts sometimes can overpower the limited cognitive capacities of the ogre cows so badly that they mistake smaller humanoids for severely malnourished adolescents of their own race and drag them back to their cave dwellings. That these 'poor orphans' will violently protest while being mothered and/or forcibly being breast-fed by the she-ogres somehow flies right above their bulky heads.

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 No.372035

Am I a bad person for trying to corrupt my friends?

Not even on purpose or directly, but like, my Goblin Barbarian (PF) was ruled to spent a round eating someone if he's raging or fails a will save when biting someone and downing them. He's swallowed a mephit whole, by the GM's rule.

I have the Roll With It feat which makes it very hard to actually damage me, and my backstory is that he's true neutral, basically earning the feat by being an Orc tribe's kickball. He ran off one day and basically lived off the land (has a d6 bite attack, too). They were joking about feet causing mental trauma to me.

Finally, we defeated a Phantom Fungus, and there were lots of mushroom/dick jokes to go around, eg from me biting the mushroom (but only just the tip)

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 No.372083

>>372035

Depends. Are we talking vore shit or actually eating some poor sod alive?

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 No.372085

>>371777

>This might be an laudable trait, were it not for the fact that the same instincts sometimes can overpower the limited cognitive capacities of the ogre cows so badly that they mistake smaller humanoids for severely malnourished adolescents of their own race and drag them back to their cave dwellings. That these 'poor orphans' will violently protest while being mothered and/or forcibly being breast-fed by the she-ogres somehow flies right above their bulky heads.

" Dammit, DM Anon! Stop putting your fetishes into the game again!"

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 No.372087

File: a78d70351629e5c⋯.mp4 (4.46 MB,1920x1080,16:9,that dm.mp4)

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 No.372098

File: 9b3f8618604dcab⋯.jpg (246.69 KB,1280x1276,320:319,1506739159-1.jpg)

File: 69cf4ab78de2f38⋯.png (89.94 KB,750x927,250:309,1398559889003.png)

File: be58eeab92e8e5a⋯.png (422.73 KB,579x800,579:800,1415968444787.png)

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>>371777

>This might be an laudable trait, were it not for the fact that the same instincts sometimes can overpower the limited cognitive capacities of the ogre cows so badly that they mistake smaller humanoids for severely malnourished adolescents of their own race

I figure the Orks would have a similar trait in Femhammer; They are violently protective of Gretchen who eventually grow into more Fem Orks, but this defense of neotenic also causing them to view other species children as Gretchen as well.

This leads to a chilling regularity where Orks will kill adults, then go and adopt the now orphaned children into their Waaagh.

>>372035

>Am I a bad person for trying to corrupt my friends?

>Not even on purpose or directly

Nah, this is CLEARLY THE WILL OF SLAANESH!

>>372085

>" Dammit, DM Anon! Stop putting your fetishes into the game again!"

…Where do you think we are?

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 No.372104

>>372083

>>372098

Well the GM basically had my character lose control and do it, because he was playing up my goblin nature. Though, I was wounded and he ruled that I gained its Fast Healing 1 for d6 rounds, to keep the game moving, though I ended up a little more evil as a result (was TN).

He has a two-axis morality system that he's using. It goes from 1-90, 1-30 is one extreme, 31-60 is neutral, 61-90 is the other extreme. I was true neutral and moved 2 or 3 points towards evil, because I absorbed some of the evil from the imp I ate. (We joked that I could just eat an angel to balance it out)

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 No.372170

>>339955

For what purpose?

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 No.372185

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>356899

Even if your typical furfag persecution complex had any foundation in reality, anyone giving you a hard time in any way possible, would be good thing.

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 No.372572

…still, even though humans arguably are the race most (in)famous for its tendency to mate with anything that it can get in the bed with, a lengthy series of interviews performed with human sex workers from the bustling port city of Whiteshore suggests that this attraction to the exotic is not as one-sided as one may believe.

One prostitute, for instance, casually noted that she had several Elven regulars who took great joy in her rather plump (or, as some would call it, 'thick') physique and praised it over the rather delicate bodies of females from their own species; especially in regards to the size of the breasts, hips, and buttocks.

On the other hand, a male sex worker who went by the self-styled name of Laurentine prided himself over his popularity with several dwarven women. By his own account, the latter were less interested (but by no means averse to) to the actual act of intercourse, but rather longed for the period of post-coital cuddling and caressing - perhaps an understandable need, given that dwarven gentlemen would deem this behavior unmanly and often fall asleep rather quickly after having hammered the anvil.

A similar, but perhaps more baffling case was reported by an escort who (after a rather considerable bribe) reported that one of her regulars happened to be an Orc that was almost twice as tall as her. In contrast to his rather brutish attitude as a bouncer of one of the local bars, said Orc did not want to mate at all, but simply paid the human woman to hold him close and console him while he emptied his heart and the numerous worries plaguing him to her.

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 No.372599

>>304934

> leading to the saying that Halflings get drunk on food as others would do on liqueur.

> How the Halflings came to develop this unique form of induced ovulation still is the subject of ongoing research in the fields of medicine and biology, though recovered fossil remains of ancient Halflings show evidence of repeated and disturbingly regular periods of malnutrition if not outright starvation amongst the ancestors of the modern race.

I am stealing that.

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 No.375593

File: 682dd271b2b9849⋯.png (Spoiler Image,217.06 KB,600x403,600:403,ClipboardImage.png)

Given their intimate connection to nature itself, it is not surprising that many less than sympathethic voices accuse druids of performing depraved acts of bestiality with various animals, while their advocates in turn decry these claims as being nothing more than cheap propaganda to discredit the generally noble goals of this group. As so often, however, the truth is slightly more complicated; particularly because there is no single unified druid culture.

Many druid cults in the west, for instance, regard zoophilia with the same open disgust that their urban neighbors would display at it, seeing it as unnatural because such a union is purely based on lust and does not even have a chance to produce new life (for reference, said cults generally condemn homosexuality on the very same grounds, and see it as a disease of the mind brought about by the urban lifestyle).

A slightly milder attitude can be found in the cults situated along the Cloudcoast, whose philosophy chiefly sees the druids as gardeners and caretakers for the animals. A single druid hence may form a deep, emotional bond with its animal companion, but also will hold himself as its superior. In this context, a carnal relationship would be seen much in the same light as that between a human adult and an underaged child - even if both partners consent to the act, it effectively counts as statutory rape and abuse of the animal's natural innocence.

Higher up north, in the taigas of Waishom, acts of bestiality are performed exclusively within a religious background. The Hrask, for example, have an annual ritual in which a female of the cult will offer herself to be mounted by the alpha male of the resident timber wolves; presumably as a means of strengthening the alliance with the pack that has been living side-by-side with these druids since time immemorial. Conversely, the druids that lead a neighbouring tribe to the east believe that their own people sprang from a union between a man and a she-bear, and reenact this rather bizarre encounter every other year. (That the involved men somehow get the female bears to mate with them in the missionary position only makes this more baffling).

Last but not least, some druid cults bluntly accept zoophilia as a purely recreational activity so long as the involved animal is as willing to copulate as its humanoid partner; pointing out that many animals will try to breed with animals from other species or even humans if sufficiently aroused. It goes beyond saying that these groups mostly stick to themselves.

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 No.376178

File: 9808e283f3a261c⋯.jpg (113.99 KB,773x1000,773:1000,zombie.jpg)

As every adventurer worth its mettle knows, the tendency of zombies to lurch towards and attempt to eat anything nearby that has a heartbeat essentially stems from the rotting brain that still occupies their skull and gives them just enough cognitive power to follow this single most basal instinct - one shared by all things we commonly consider "alive" by virtue of having a functioning metabolism.

Feeding, however, is not the only basal instincts most lifeforms share, and while theories about this particular behavior in zombies so far are largely built on anecdotal evidence, recent studies increasingly suggest that some few zombies also retain a secondary instinct - the urge to procreate.

The author of this text is well aware that this idea must seem infinitely ridiculous when considering that the only stiffness a zombie can ever achieve stems from rigor mortis, but nonetheless, there is a steadily increasing pile of reports from adventurers which describe how a zombie which was about to bite them one moment ago suddenly started to produce repeated hip thrusts against their persons, with some accounts going so far as to claim that the amorous Undead tried to pin down its victim.

Thankfully, the facts that a) zombies lack the necessary blood flow to facilitate an erection, b) many of them still wear some form of clothing around their private parts and are not intelligent enough to remove it prior to the attempted copulation, and c) said private parts have already rotten off in many zombies means that such rapacious encounters generally only result in unpleasant close body contact with one of the walking dead - which naturally should not be underestimated as a threat either, given that their frames often are host to a myriad to pathogens.

As indicated in the paragraph above, the vast majority of such encounters so far have occurred with male specimen (or specimen assumed to be male). Erotic behavior in female zombies has only been reported in a handful of cases, in which the specimen either dropped on and their back and spread their legs or turned around and presented their rear side to their would-be lover.

Although this should by all means go without saying, it is NOT recommend and strongly suggested AGAINST to actually try and copulate with a zombie for one reason or another unless the perpetrators wish to load an amount of pathogens onto their genitalia that makes the concentrated amount of venereal diseases found in a Albadian gutter prostitute look mild in comparison.

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 No.376267

File: a1be9eafc463ac1⋯.png (103.8 KB,2398x605,218:55,Lets Get Dangerous.png)

I have less confidence in /v/'s creativity than yours, /tg/.

>>>/v//14819998

Hit me with what you've got.

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 No.376268

>>376267

Fuck.

>>>/v/14819998

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 No.376544

File: 3cafc9dfcd0200e⋯.png (1.62 MB,900x1125,4:5,ClipboardImage.png)

Constantly threatened by raids from rival tribes and other dangers, the tragedy of losing their mother is by no means unknown to the nuclear Orcish family unit. It is, in fact, so common that evolution has gifted this species with a specific countermeasure to this issue: The so called "Maghan".

Essentially, the death and absence of her own mother will cause the eldest female within an Orcish family to evolve into a a "Maghan", or "Caring Sister", to use a blunt translation. This phenomenon naturally is not exclusively to the Orcs and can be seen in many other humanoid species (interested readers are encouraged to read Winterbottom's study on war orphans), but while this adaption normally is psychological in nature, Orc girls also are affected on a physiological scale; with those that have not yet undergone or still are undergoing puberty seeing their own bodily development accelerated in a rather startling fashion.

In particular, this growth spurt affects two areas: First of them is the reproductive tract of the girl, which will rapidly develop into a functioning state so that the freshly-branded "Alpha Female" can bear new children for the family (the possible presence of incestuous father-daugther relations still being a subject of strong debate) . Secondly, the breasts of the subject will likewise experience spontaneous growth and, atop of that, the sudden onset of lactation - a feature that may seem awkward at first but can be positively life-saving if her youngest siblings are still neonatal and can not yet digest solid foods.

''This can lead to rather disturbing results, such as twelve-year-olds whose chest is quite a bit larger than it really should be, but the underlying mechanism is preserved in Orc women of all ages. Perhaps most tellingly, the relatively common employment of Orc women as nursemaids in other cultures stems back to the simple fact that the former require relatively little stimulation - not to speak of the hormonal bombardment of a pregnancy - in order for their bodies to start producing breast milk. So important are the Maghan to the other members of the tribe that hurting one of them without an exceedingly good reason usually sees the perpetrator killed by an enraged mob of his own compatriots.

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 No.378634

File: 9ab0b1a16ecaef9⋯.png (855.47 KB,736x1066,368:533,ClipboardImage.png)

Albeit one can be forgiven for finding it difficult to believe, homosexuality is comparatively common feature in the Dwarven race, even if no dwarf in his or her right mind would openly admit it.

This particularly holds true for female dwarves: With their husbands or lovers being much more interested in smashing the nearest anvil rather than the sensitive parts of their better half, there is a long (if unspoken) tradition of dwarven women turning to each other in order to take care of their carnal needs. Especially in densely populated strongholds where privacy often is a relatively rare good, the females of the species do not only turn to each other in order to take care of their sexual frustration, but also regard their closer friends as confidants with which they can discuss worries that would earn them laughter at best and scorn at worst if publicly aired. So important are these female bonds that many sociologists argue that the classical dwarven fortress or stronghold could plainly not exist if it were not for these interpersonal networks.

In male dwarves, this behavior naturally is of a much more limited nature and very rarely develops into any kind of sexual interaction. Rest assured, the men of the short folk find nothing shameful in admiring the upper body musculature of other men - particularly when said men wear nothing but loincloths and are covered in the sweat that usually arises during the male-only forging contests. What happens at the smithy, as the old saying goes, stays at the smithy.

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 No.379298

Meditations on an excerpt from Dragon Magazine 298.

"It seems that a surprising amount of people on /tg/ (more than 0) would want to experience the unsurpassed pleasure of having their fetuses fight to the death in their womb. I'm not sure if I should find this disturbing or be completely unsurprised." t. Anon circa mid-September 2015

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 No.379299

>>379298

<Aplacental Viviparity (Ovoviviparous)- In these animals, the eggs hatch and the babies develop inside the female's body but there is no placenta to nourish the pups. The pups eat any unfertilized eggs and each other (they are oviphagous). Very few pups in a litter survive until birth due to this form of sibling cannibalism. Great white sharks, sawsharks, Mako, crocodile sharks, Cookiecutter sharks, Pelagic thresher, Greenland shark, Gummy shark, Soupfin shark, Pacific Angelshark, Pygmy sharks, Nurse shark, Tiger shark, and Sand tiger sharks reproduce this way.

Wew

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 No.379497

>>379299

>>379298

And now we need a monster that is has aplacental viviparitiy, but instead swallows humanoids with its pussy, uses vaginal contractions to push it into the uterus, and allows the freshly-hatched pups to eat the poor bastards.

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 No.379506

>>379497

The Drakainia from the 4th Pathfinder Bestiary could easily be used for something like that.

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 No.379515

>>379298

<It seems that a surprising amount of people on /tg/ (more than 0) want to experience the unsurpassed pleasure of feeling their fetuses fight to the death in their womb.

<mind-shattering orgasms

Do want.

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 No.379981

>>302713

>Hell, maybe try some lewd Cyberpunk 2020?

Well, why not? With the 2077 refresh looming in the near future, I'm sure there will be more 2020/2077 games starting up.

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 No.384269

>>379298

I'm not sure whether I should be scared or impressed.

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 No.385325

File: ab37c5fc3531bdd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,128.1 KB,850x1063,850:1063,20180729.jpg)

File: b4754edb3011acc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,166.82 KB,850x1205,170:241,20180730.jpg)

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 No.385346

>>379981

The obvious candidates would be turning yourself into a furry, the cyberdongs, the cyber-snake which can be used from anything from bondage action to modest tentacle sex or maybe even sounding.

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 No.386764

File: 74ee2bed2ea97de⋯.jpg (758.05 KB,2480x3508,620:877,Turret Mounted M2 12.7.jpg)

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 No.390860

File: 075cbdb8479d8ff⋯.jpg (115.03 KB,850x821,850:821,Harpy.jpg)

Although harpies generally are known as rapacious beasts, there are some few places where there relationship with other humanoids (and more specifically, males) is a bit more cordial. One of them is Carmay, a lively old port town on the eastern coast of Altaon.

In this city, harpies have made a pact with its non-winged citizens in ancient times and make a living in all manners of different jobs where their airborne nature is of use: Many work as messengers or couriers. Others are employed by the city guard; searching for and scooping down on criminals on the run. And yet others - usually in groups of four - use their avian muscle to provide the famed flying Rickshaws of Carmay; providing a quick, if not necessarily cheap way to move across the often-crowded streets of the city (as well as being a highly lucrative tourist attraction).

But money is not the only thing the harpies are paid in: Based upon aforementioned pact and ancient traditions, Carmay provides a specific number of unmarried male "volunteers" who act as the temporary bedmates for the bird women, ensuring that the latter remain both sexually satisfied and can, if they so wish, produce offspring to maintain their local population. The act notably remains largely inconsequential for the "donors" - the Carmayan harpies may not kill and devour their mates after the act has taken place, but nonetheless possess a deep-rooted aversion towards longer (romantic) relationships, so that the paternity of their chicks usually is kept anonymous. Baring those few cases where both man and harpy explicitly ask to raise the chicks together, a Carmayan man might have fathered a dozen harpy daughters and would be completely obvious about it - something which foreigners often decry as amoral, and the Carmayans comment with an indifferent shrug.

The semi-secret love story between Carmay's men and its harpies does not only concern men alone, but also boys. It naturally would be indecent to actually ask how many of the city's male inhabitants lost their virginity to the winged women when their parents decided that it was about time for it, but even conservative estimates suggest that nearly one-fifth of all men and adolescents in Carmay had their first sexual experience with one of the winged women. The disastrous consequences on the young, still-growing minds predicted by assorted psychologists are, so far, still to be seen.

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 No.392192

>>379506

Drakainia are surprisingly fun to play and make excellent bards.

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 No.392940

File: 91991b93421a2df⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,193.93 KB,736x995,736:995,bats.jpg)

Are female vampires cold to the touch?

Haha

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 No.392956

>>392940

I'd be much more worried that they'd be cold if you put it in.

>>>/2hu/67055

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 No.395819

File: a26f13cf7e1295e⋯.jpg (230.21 KB,851x1200,851:1200,ssf2x.jpg)

File: a0494e6754f53da⋯.jpg (334.73 KB,1434x2048,717:1024,teach.jpg)

All goblins born are male & need female humans to breed.

>>360960

no vanilla guild *sad*

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 No.395848

>>395819

>All goblins born are male & need female humans to breed

That's a pretty big design flaw for a species to have. It means they have to risk death to even reproduce going into enemy territory. Furthermore, human pregnancy takes a long time, and sure we can say goblins mature faster despite being incubated in a human womb because magic, but the matter that the goblins are being made from comes from the mother, who wouldn't last very long in unhygienic conditions, certainly not after being dosed with poison that has poop in it. That's not even taking into consideration that they would have to keep the woman sedated or she could keep trying to escape or kill herself, unless they tie them up which I haven't seen. Even then she could bite her tongue and bleed out. To raise their numbers to the amounts seen in goblinslayer they'd have to find a LOT of females, but they wouldn't even be able to get half that amount without geting noticed and stamped out by an angry mob.

I haven't seen anything implying that goblin sperm is absurdly magical and can keep females alive and compliant for multiple birthings inside the literal shithole they live in. Even if you get 6-goblin litters and they mature to adulthood in one month with no casualties, you'd have to assume that goblin fetuses don't damage the womb, birthing in a dirt pit doesn't give her an infection, she's able to take in enough nutrients to support constant birthing, and that her body doesn't reject the fetuses due to stress. Even under these perfect breeding conditions, they need to kidnap a lot of women at a time to allow them to build the kind of numbers we see in large nests. I keep expecting the author to address this glaring issue, but it never comes up.

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 No.395850

File: 309b94a290ce9ac⋯.jpg (78.72 KB,720x479,720:479,Magic.jpg)

>>395848

Wizard did it.

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 No.395852

>>302790

>Summon horny elementals in a ratfolk den

>Watch as ratfolk are literally fucked to death by fire.

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 No.395864

>>395848

Well, what about the inverse? Rapey female goblins that need men to reproduce?

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 No.395878

>>395864

did you mean: Every high fantasy erotic game ever?

In all seriousness, though, It's a more believable approach. For starters, there already exist all-female species of animals on the planet; the New Mexico whiptail, for instance. It's a species of lizard that reproduces by parthenogenesis, and only ever introduces new genetic material into the gene pool by mating with males of closely related species.

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 No.395880

>>395864

But that would raise problems as well. For starters, they have to collect men as well. This means that they have to either raid or set up traps. Once captured they will need to feed men some kind of substance that will force an erection, which allows for sex to happen. Then there's the issue of what happens to the men after mating: are they released? Killed? Of course, this raises the question of how outside forces see these little semen demons. Having goblins kidnap a fair number of your workforce to keep captive for any amount of time will not make the local ruler look good (even if the men go searching them out on their own accord), so it's possible that the goblins will be attacked. Objections from the local church will factor in as well.

Then there's the possibility of the goblins living alongside humans. Not only would this make prostitution next to impossible (how can human women even compete with a horde of green perpetually horny sluts you'd need to crowbar off of your dick), it would create a massive increase in the requirement for food as well. So unless the explosive breeding is kept in check somehow, this would eventually cause famines because of the shitload of goblin cockgobblers who have to eat more than just dick. So how would you go about solving that issue? Using some kind of BS reason of there only being X amount of goblin souls so there's a ceiling for how many there can be? Or make them horny all the time but only be able to reproduce once in a while without knowing when they are fertile?

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 No.395882

>>395848

The way I figured it, admittedly going off of very little in the ways of evidence with lots of conjectural if's, and's, and maybe's, is that Goblins not only breed fast but they breed and mature ludicrously fast. Goblin Slayer once mentioned after finding the child goblins that if they had waited even a bit longer they would have ended up with a horde of 50+. Mind you this was after slaughtering an entire nest of 20+. Now considering that we don't know the actual gestation and maturation time of a goblin this may have been hyperbole on his part. "Soon" may have been months ahead of time, however we do know that it only takes them kidnapping a single woman in order to begin breeding for a nest. On top of this we know that the youngest goblins we were able to see in the series so far are about a third of the size of your average goblin mook (which they themselves are the size of small children). If we were to make assumptions about birth size then we could probably estimate that a newborn goblin could probably fit in the palm of your hand, though of course it's impossible to say without some kind of confirmation in the series. Goblins themselves don't necessarily care about quality of living nor are they picky about who they mate with. All of this points to a species that are born in large quantities at once and probably reach the mature state within a few weeks at most otherwise they'd be eaten/stomped on by the bigger goblins.

Really the biggest problem and question of them all is goblin gestation period. In the series we never once actually see a woman that was rescued who was also found to be impregnated by the goblins. Now this is most likely just the author trying to avoid the subject matter of "what do you do with a woman who is pregnant with goblins" but since this entire post is built off of shoddy theorizing I say we keep going. With what I can assume so far about the quantitative breeding patterns of goblins along with the fact that a woman is almost never found to be pregnant on screen then I would hazard a guess that goblin gestation period might in fact be completed within a matter of a few short weeks at most and a couple of days at least. If this is the case then goblins in fact don't need much at all when it comes to nutritional birthing requirements save for a living womb. Which would match up with the idea that some goblins, such as the Goblin Lord, causing great harm to their kidnapped mates but still being able to sire a brood before they die.

TL;DR: WE DON'T KNOW SHIT! But it's fun talking about it at least.

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 No.395905

>>395882

I feel like there’s only so many problems you can hand wave with the fetuse side of the equation. Human wombs are not designed for mass reproduction.

In any case, all those goblins would need something to eat, especially when they’re growing. And if they grow fast they’ll need to eat fast. Goblins may be small, but they aren’t so small that a single human corpse could feed 5 goblins enough to mature to the size we see. So they’d need to find a lot of food. The amount of food they’d take, whether via theft or hunting, would make them be considered a real problem instead of a mere annoyance. So one problem may be solved with your suggestions, but another arises and tbh was probably already there

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 No.395909

>>395905

The food problem is definitely a huge issue. If I remember correctly the general idea of how a goblin nest is formed is a step by step process of becoming a bigger and bigger threat.

1. Goblins wander in a very small group, usually between 1-6.

2. Goblins find a place of semi-abundance (Farming villages being the most common) and squat close by.

3. Begin stealing from food storage like barns and granaries.

4. Become emboldened if not dealt with and start stealing livestock.

5. Proceed to kidnap women.

6. RAPE!

7. More Goblins.

8. Completely ransack village.

9. Move on to next target.

So assuming that the majority of goblin populations are wanderers and low level squatters, which seems to be the case since many of the quests in Year 1 had rookies taking care of wandering squads of only a few goblins and how it seems common place for a lot of villagers to have stories of running off or killing goblin runts with no further issues down the line, then we can assume that most quests for goblin slaying are only really posted when they get to the "Stealing Livestock" and "Kidnapping Women" portion of the horde-cycle. With probably a couple of quests posted for wanderers if they're seen too close to roads and other places where people would actively worry about that sort of thing. As for hordes themselves they don't seem to be too common and the two legitimate hordes that we've seen so far were a Wandering Horde and a Horde beneath a great city that they were continually raiding in a sneaky fashion. My best guess is after reaching critical mass the majority of them would probably end up on the warpath until they're eventually put down and scattered. The stragglers that escape become wanderers and the cycle begins anew. There's also apparently Darklords and what not in Goblin Slayer that seem to pop up from time to time so maybe more than a few goblins end up being used for their armies and supplied by the big baddies that we never see? That's a completely different topic however.

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 No.395920

>>395909

>start stealing livestock

That’s when they’d get noticed, perhaps even earlier. And if this cycle happened so often, people wouldn’t underestimate goblins as much as they’re portrayed to, though to be honest humanity wouldn’t have made it to the Iron Age if they were even half as incompetent as they’re portrayed to be in goblin slayer

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 No.395921

>>395920

In all honesty I don't think it's necessarily incompetence per se. It's mentioned several times that high ranking adventurers are pretty much always taking high ranking quests of national importance or high threat. If goblins were the only threat to humanity that would be one thing but as mentioned above there's a whole slew of borderline world-ending bullshit that's going on in the background and the adventurers guild seems stretched pretty thin. As well if I recall correctly apparently the kingdom's military is currently at war so they aren't much help for the goblin/general monster problem either.

I guess keeping all of that in mind even a large goblin horde would just seem like a drop in the bucket of life-ending fuckery that goes on in the world at large. So really the question isn't "how did humanity not die to goblins?" and more just "how the fuck did humanity not die by this point period?"

Though I suppose that's just a general problem with most fantasy settings that involve a variety of constantly aggressive and homicidal monsters that populate every region, i.e. the most common setting to be found on the tabletop. This topic in particular probably deserves its own thread. Not the Goblin Slayer part, but the problem with too many monsters.

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 No.395951

>>395921

I'm just going to answer your question here, because I'm feeling autistically analytical.

It's pretty straightforward, really. The problem is two fold: everybody apes Tolkien and utilizes "high-fantasy staples" without consideration for the consequences, which is compounded by the second issue, attempting to create a status quo.

Considering the former: most monsters aren't really a "problem" in Tolkien's work, for the most part. Trolls, goblins, barrow-wights; they stay away from people, and are primarily a threat to travelers in the wilderness, or those who encroach into keenly established domains. Advanced or primitive, they find their place in the broad ecology of Middle-Earth and remain there.

As for the latter point, people grossly simplify the situation in The Lord of the Rings--big evil overlord and a world-spanning war--and try to create a holding pattern on that tumultuous (and exciting, for the purposes of story telling) moment in time. What people don't realize is that, in terms of full-scale conflict, The War of The Ring lasted 1 month, and involved only one plucky band of heroes from many backgrounds on a single quest.

Trying to write a setting where "plucky adventurers go on quests to slay (constantly respawning) hordes of aggressive, encroaching, monsters " can only result in a complete absurdity.

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 No.395954

>>395951

Oh, one important addition: The absurdity of such a setting as I described increases by an order of magnitude if all this adventuring is presented as essentially being an industry and subculture all its own. If the world was in such a state that formal standards and subcultural markers for all this adventuring and necessary monster slaying in the midst of civilization arose, then all other parts of culture and civilization would have been forced to adapt to such a consistently dangerous and aggressive environment a long-ass time ago.

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 No.398397

File: 867361e36583d7d⋯.jpg (219.58 KB,830x1200,83:120,20181104.jpg)

>>395850

Indeed

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 No.406357

Visitor from /erp/ here, putting together a new set of rules for the lewd dungeon-diving game I've been running a while now. This time around Risus is the base ruleset, with some additions that are largely a carryover from previous versions.

Hoping for some input on what I've written for it. First of all I want to know if my explanation is clear enough/put together competently, and get opinions on the rules as a whole.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZdSoKvy3-HY5cshItoQEVPOHPyPP2_qbx6ZWvPnK4LM/edit?usp=sharing

This link allows suggesting edits and highlighting sections for comment.

So far, I've run the game by checking in at regular intervals and responding to all players in one megapost every few days. This is slow, but it does allow me to accommodate people on different schedules. I'll probably continue doing this, but Risus is a little more geared to live sessions when it comes to actions with DM-designated roll targets.

I'm hoping to address this by setting base targets that cover most actions, and then break various actions into categories and have part of character creation involve choosing what categories their cliches apply to, with a few super-categories grouping multiple together, like Combat having melee, ranged, and elemental for example.

Current discussion thread here:

>>>/erp/150689

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 No.406373

>>406357

These kind of games a pretty retarded, because usually the lewd scenes happen when you lose, which incentivises the player to lose.

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 No.406437

>tfw not a kobold boy that gets progressively more feminized and slutty and hungry for monster cum

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 No.406679

File: 8e7abc228f82ae1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.16 MB,1800x2400,3:4,__nepgear_purple_heart_and….jpg)

File: a71fe89ed2b7389⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.01 MB,900x1200,3:4,__shoukaku_and_zuikaku_kan….jpg)

>>406373

This game hasn't quite had that issue, firstly because lewd actions intermingle with combat and because when a player "loses" instead of dying they become corrupt magical girls leading to player-on-player action.

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 No.411147

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Dragons, contrary to oral accounts and fairy tales, generally are highly adverse to the idea of swallowing humanoid adventurers whole. While even juvenile specimen may possess the necessary anatomical features for this gruesome task (in particular, an esophagus of sufficient diameter to actually transport the victim into the stomach cavity), there are several distinct drawbacks associated with the act of trying to swallow a victim that still is very much alive and kicking.

One of these aspects is the often very long neck of these creatures. While the latter allows their heads a remarkable degree of freedom when it comes to mobility, they also are complex biological mechanisms that not only contain the esophagus proper, but also the dragon's windpipe and their flame canal - that is, the muscular tube through which a dragon will pump the highly flammable bodily liquid it uses to fuel its fiery breath attacks. Leaving aside the chance that their respective victim is too surprised to react before it lands in the stomach of the reptile, the damage that a well-armed fighter or a quick-thinking mage can inflict upon the (comparatively) soft interior walls of the esophagus is obvious by itself; not to speak of the potentially catastrophic consequences if the barrier between it and the windpipe or the flame canal are ruptured.

At times, not even weapons or spells are needed - the famed Olaf the Strong, upon being swallowed in one piece by a perhaps particularly unwitting draconoid opponent, used his raw muscle to defy gravity and the peristaltic movements of his foe's gullet to not only anchor himself in place halfway between the dragon's head. As if this alone was not enough of a malady, Olaf then positioned himself in such a fashion that the length of his body (and long it was) stretched out the the esophagus of his enemy to the point that it began to push against and obstruct its windpipe - resulting in a duel that lasted for the better part of an hour until it led to the slow and miserable death of the beast by asphyxiation.

Even if the dragon successfully manages to swallow a victim whole and the latter is doomed to a quick death within a pool of the creature's frightfully corrosive stomach acid, there are more than enough case studies of adventurers who bade their last goodbyes in a thoroughly spectacular fashion - one need only think of Elwynne Dawnstar, who spent her last living and agonizing seconds opening a portal to the Negative Energy Plane in the stomach of the dragon that had swallowed her whole after mistaking her as dead. The consequences were as physically unpleasant as one might expect. That the stomach acid of a dragon can be as dangerous to a dragon as it can be to its victims if the latter come with weapons or other means capable of puncturing its thick stomach lining goes beyond saying.

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 No.411148

>>411147

Where, then, does the old picture of dragons simply devouring still-alive victims come from?

For the most part (and rather ironically) from the dragons themselves. Highly intelligent by nature, these creatures are fully aware that it is easier to keep away annoying humanoid pests by simply having them be terrified of you than it is to personally deal with every single of the fast-breeding vermin. And if the prospect of simply being eaten does not suffice to break the courage of man, dwarf, or others; then that of being devoured and digested while still alive usually does the trick. Particularly concerned dragons may even go the entire way and re-enact this myth in front of a large (and usually unwilling) audience if they think the local farming community near their lair has gotten just a bit too unruly, yet this is more for show than for any nutritional purposes.

Sadly, not all of such incidents are a mere display of terror tactics against the local population. A relatively recent and disturbing trend amongst juvenile black dragons - beasts already dreaded for their sadistic nature - sees these youngsters of a few decades very intentionally gobbling up hapless pleasants, but not in the fast and efficient way that one would expect by a beast meaning to kill its prey. These fiends instead take perverted pleasure from the desperate struggling of their victims as they extend the eating process for as long as possible; often simply keeping them behind their closed jaws for extended periods of time while violating them with their tongue. Even when they finally swallow the pitiful soul trapped inside of their mouths, they try to extend the process for as long as possible and find active delight in sensing how the humanoid kicks and screams as it slowly slides down their esophagm and falls into a last burst of frantic activity when the stomach acid of the creature beings to melt away their flesh.

Such acts unsurprisingly have not made the black scalewings any dearer to their victims or just about anyone else. As a matter of fact, even most of the older, slightly more mature black dragons have voiced open disgust against this practice; seeing it as a major blemish on their reputation as undeniably evil but still coldly elegant beings.

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 No.417012

I have to admit, even though this is not a sexual thing for me, this is a very well written thread about the mating habits of various fantasy creatures.

I wonder if we will get any more of if the document will be updated. I am going to save this thread as html just in case it 404s due to auto-sage.

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 No.418329

>>411148 Obviously fellow dovah would be very concerned about that. But when you have power and are immature, things tend to get ugly real fast.

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 No.421833

Important plot question: Do centaur females have one (only on the humanoid torso) or two (humanoid one and one situated where a horse would have it) pair of teats?

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 No.421938

>>421833

I think crotchtits to feed small centaurs like horses do.

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 No.424609

Thread by and for my kind of people.For those who might have missed it, check out an adventure that was ran a while ago on /monster/ by Starglider: https://archive.fo/kcxiP

newb mage adventures through desert, forest and Gorean city with a closeknit harem

He also did an Engineering adventure - but for some reason archive.is overwrote that link with some faggotry

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 No.424612

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 No.424617

>>395954

the entire concept of 'adventurer guilds' in the genre sickens me. Lazy writing to try and skip past the need for actual plot hooks, backgrounds, plausible reactions etc...'adventurers' should be too rare to have become a meme in their own world, otherwise they are just plain old mercenaries.

Overall, I could easily see something like Goblin Slayer's greenskin race thriving if one keeps in mind that medieval era society, petty rivalries between human nobility and various classes, small minded people in important roles - a lot of factors can contribute to problems like marauding raiders getting unadressed until said problems grow tall enough to reach and touch someone truly important.

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 No.424619

>>424617

>'adventurers' should be too rare to have become a meme in their own world, otherwise they are just plain old mercenaries.

So then what's the problem with a mercenary's guild? It seems more like your issue is with semantics than the idea itself. Murderhobos murderhobo better together.

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 No.424623

>>424619

>So then what's the problem with a mercenary's guild? It seems more like your issue is with semantics than the idea itself. Murderhobos murderhobo better together.

no problem, but they are an entity and existence of entirely different tone from adventure guilds as usually portrayed. A mercenary to rest of society would always rate somewhere between 'tomorrow's bandit' and 'disposable thug'. Meanwhile, adventure guilds in the genre of fantasy are portrayed as an idealized, noble and exotic profession. When they are a thing, they are always well organized and self-regulated.

They are an attempt to keep the 'cool' parts of mercenary existence - being self employed, free, armed, potentially quickly rich, without the bad parts - mercenaries do violence for money, people who have money prefer them to get shit done and than go away because now that they've stopped paying said mercenaries, someone else might. For people who don't have money a mercenary is just yet another someone who might stab them tomorrow for the right price.

No one likes having organized groups of self-employed armed people hanging around.

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 No.424633

>>424623

The problem can be dealt with by not allowing them to self-regulate. As you said, nobody wants a bunch of self-employed murderhobos armed to the teeth sitting around town waiting for people to pay them to go kill things. However, if it's an actual legitimate organization with accountability and oversight, then that makes it have a more realistic place within the setting, plus it opens up more avenues for conflict with the PCs when they inevitably cross the line or piss off some corrupt asshole. Anybody who goes rogue no pun intended would draw a lot of ire from the organization and its allies, which probably means that your recruits are going to be generally respectable, or at least not autistic enough to pass muster.

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 No.425376

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>>392940

Hot stuff coming thru.

>>406357

I would /erp/ a lesbo rapist

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