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No.453
The video is not my birds.
I have 2 cockatiels. "Percival" is very old and can't fly. I have to carry him to the window perch when he squawks. God said I "drive" him as justice for Dad driving me in the car. "Tomorrow" is the other bird. God named them. He's a dweeb, LOL.
I like cockatoos. God said I had "pet adultery".
God said you can have job adultery, too.
This is funny:
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No.454
 | Rolled 6, 3, 7, 1, 5 = 22 |
>>453Line 50851
92:11 Mine eye also shall see my desire on mine enemies, and mine ears
shall hear my desire of the wicked that rise up against me.
92:12 The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree: he shall grow
like a cedar in Lebanon.
92:13 Those that be planted in the house of the LORD shall flourish in
the courts of our God.
92:14 They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat
and flourishing;
92:15 To shew that the LORD is upright: he is my rock, and there is no
unrighteousness in him.
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No.455
| Rolled 2, 5, 2, 4, 1 = 14 |
>>453Hehehe. Your birds are so cute.
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No.456
Yeah but what about the dog you abandoned.
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No.457
>>45515:13 And Samuel came to Saul: and Saul said unto him, Blessed be thou
of the LORD: I have performed the commandment of the LORD.
15:14 And Samuel said, What meaneth then this bleating of the sheep in
mine ears, and the lowing of the oxen which I hear? 15:15 And Saul
said, They have brought them from the Amalekites: for the people
spared the best of the sheep and of the oxen, to sacrifice unto the
LORD thy God; and the rest we have utterly destroyed.
the LORD hath said to me this night. And he said unto him, Say on.
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No.458
| Rolled 4, 2, 5, 7, 5 = 23 |
>>457God's idea of pets is farm animals you kill and eat, LOL.
God said pets were "homo".
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No.459
| Rolled 7, 7, 6, 5, 1 = 26 |
>>458I have an old westie who's name is "Jazmine." She's got some sort of lung cancer at the moment. Been praying for her for about 2 years now.
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No.460
>>458Oops accidentally got a random number. I left "dice" in the email field.
Line 42575
10:24 Hallohesh, Pileha, Shobek, 10:25 Rehum, Hashabnah, Maaseiah,
10:26 And Ahijah, Hanan, Anan, 10:27 Malluch, Harim, Baanah.
10:28 And the rest of the people, the priests, the Levites, the
porters, the singers, the Nethinims, and all they that had separated
themselves from the people of the lands unto the law of God, their
wives, their sons, and their daughters, every one having knowledge,
and having understanding; 10:29 They clave to their brethren, their
nobles, and entered into a curse, and into an oath, to walk in God's
law, which was given by Moses the servant of God, and to observe and
do all the commandments of the LORD our Lord, and his judgments and
his statutes; 10:30 And that we would not give our daughters unto the
people of the land, not take their daughters for our sons: 10:31 And
if the people of the land bring ware or any victuals on the sabbath
day to sell, that we would not buy it of them on the sabbath, or on
the holy day: and that we would leave the seventh year, and the
exaction of every debt.
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No.461
>>4599:28 And when he was come into the house, the blind men came to him:
and Jesus saith unto them, Believe ye that I am able to do this? They
said unto him, Yea, Lord.
9:29 Then touched he their eyes, saying, According to your faith be it
unto you.
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No.462
>>461I felt guilty and sad, once. "Do I have to become a healer?" God said, "It's complicated."
Roughly speaking it seems to me that pleasures and pains balance, but I don't know.
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No.463
>>462Hmm… Very interesting Terry.
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No.464
4:11 Whoredom and wine and new wine take away the heart.
4:12 My people ask counsel at their stocks, and their staff declareth
unto them: for the spirit of whoredoms hath caused them to err, and
they have gone a whoring from under their God.
4:13 They sacrifice upon the tops of the mountains, and burn incense
upon the hills, under oaks and poplars and elms, because the shadow
thereof is good: therefore your daughters shall commit whoredom, and
your spouses shall commit adultery.
4:14 I will not punish your daughters when they commit whoredom, nor
your spouses when they commit adultery: for themselves are separated
with whores, and they sacrifice with harlots: therefore the people
that doth not understand shall fall.
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No.465
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No.466
>>464I think highs and lows balance.
I wouldn't ask about stocks.
I asked God if the World was perfectly just. He asked if I was calling Him lazy.
These are delightful gems from God:
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No.468
>>466If I may ask, what timezone are you located in?
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No.469
| Rolled 7, 4, 4, 6, 10 = 31 |
>>468Oops, wrong field for dice.
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No.470
>>468I'm in Las Vegas. Pacific Time.
This is not random. Highs and lows balance:
6:20 And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be
ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.
6:21 Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed
are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh.
6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall
separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out
your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
6:23 Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your
reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers
unto the prophets.
6:24 But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your
consolation.
6:25 Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you
that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep.
6:26 Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did
their fathers to the false prophets.
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No.471
>>4697:2 And it came to pass, that when they had made an end of eating the
grass of the land, then I said, O Lord GOD, forgive, I beseech thee:
by whom shall Jacob arise? for he is small.
7:3 The LORD repented for this: It shall not be, saith the LORD.
7:4 Thus hath the Lord GOD shewed unto me: and, behold, the Lord GOD
called to contend by fire, and it devoured the great deep, and did eat
up a part.
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No.472
>>470Ahh. Thanks for the information. How's the weather in LA?
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No.473
>>472I'm not in Los Angeles, probably rioting, LOL. I'm in Las Vegas.
If you wonder how the World can be perfectly just…
Suppose God can apply forces…
We make chat bots. God could make an A.I. for each human that did justice in their life. Maybe that's an angel?
Deep topics are scary.
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No.474
>>472Uhn. Apologies. It's very interesting and lively communicating with you Terry.
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No.475
>>470Being loved and hated balances out. Jesus had Palm Sunday where they praise Him as king, then 5 days later the crowd had Him killed. Highs and lows balance.
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No.476
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No.477
>>476Jesus was not thrilled about the whole thing all along because He knew, LOL.
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No.478
>>477Haha. Understandable since he planned everything out perfectly. Does he plan to have Jesus return to us any time soon, I wonder?
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No.479
>>478I don't know.
Jesus said turn the other cheek because God is perfectly just. You have a choice – you can do justice or let God do it.
5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a
tooth for a tooth: 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil:
but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the
other also.
5:40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat,
let him have thy cloak also.
5:41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.
5:42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of
thee turn not thou away.
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No.483
| Rolled 6, 1, 5, 2, 6 = 20 |
>>479Let's speak with him, shall we?
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No.485
>>48363:4 For the day of vengeance is in mine heart, and the year of my
redeemed is come.
63:5 And I looked, and there was none to help; and I wondered that
there was none to uphold: therefore mine own arm brought salvation
unto me; and my fury, it upheld me.
63:6 And I will tread down the people in mine anger, and make them
drunk in my fury, and I will bring down their strength to the earth.
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No.489
>>485why do you encourage his crazyness?
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No.491
>>489He's pretty chill. He's inspired me m8
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No.492
>>489He's not going to get more crazy because you talk to him you fucking retard. That's not how schizophrenia works.
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No.493
>>489Yer obviously a retard nigger, LOL.
If God doesn't talk to you, you suck like Cain. I'm Abel.
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No.494
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No.495
No.489 shall always be labeled retard nigger
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No.498
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No.499
| Rolled 2, 6, 3, 1, 4 = 16 |
>>498Line 87067
14:22 Judas saith unto him, not Iscariot, Lord, how is it that thou
wilt manifest thyself unto us, and not unto the world? 14:23 Jesus
answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words:
and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our
abode with him.
14:24 He that loveth me not keepeth not my sayings: and the word which
ye hear is not mine, but the Father's which sent me.
14:25 These things have I spoken unto you, being yet present with you.
14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will
send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things
to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.
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No.500
>>499Shit! It's broken. I did another one on accident.
A little extra Bible never hurt anyone.
Line 26314
25:10 And Nabal answered David's servants, and said, Who is David? and
who is the son of Jesse? there be many servants now a days that break
away every man from his master.
25:11 Shall I then take my bread, and my water, and my flesh that I
have killed for my shearers, and give it unto men, whom I know not
whence they be? 25:12 So David's young men turned their way, and went
again, and came and told him all those sayings.
25:13 And David said unto his men, Gird ye on every man his sword. And
they girded on every man his sword; and David also girded on his
sword: and there went up after David about four hundred men; and two
hundred abode by the stuff.
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No.501
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No.503
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No.504
| Rolled 4, 9, 4, 6, 4 = 27 |
>>503Line 18102
24:8 Take heed in the plague of leprosy, that thou observe diligently,
and do according to all that the priests the Levites shall teach you:
as I commanded them, so ye shall observe to do.
24:9 Remember what the LORD thy God did unto Miriam by the way, after
that ye were come forth out of Egypt.
24:10 When thou dost lend thy brother any thing, thou shalt not go
into his house to fetch his pledge.
24:11 Thou shalt stand abroad, and the man to whom thou dost lend
shall bring out the pledge abroad unto thee.
24:12 And if the man be poor, thou shalt not sleep with his pledge:
24:13 In any case thou shalt deliver him the pledge again when the sun
goeth down, that he may sleep in his own raiment, and bless thee: and
it shall be righteousness unto thee before the LORD thy God.
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No.506
>>504Line 49264
68:9 Thou, O God, didst send a plentiful rain, whereby thou didst
confirm thine inheritance, when it was weary.
68:10 Thy congregation hath dwelt therein: thou, O God, hast prepared
of thy goodness for the poor.
68:11 The Lord gave the word: great was the company of those that
published it.
68:12 Kings of armies did flee apace: and she that tarried at home
divided the spoil.
68:13 Though ye have lien among the pots, yet shall ye be as the wings
of a dove covered with silver, and her feathers with yellow gold.
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No.528
>>503What'd the name of the handicapped guy who owns this website? Aren't you guys excited if he adds a random passage? I edited a misspelling on the post I did on Los Alamos and my dice disappeared. That's good if we have security on not editing dice entries. Even better if we can get rid of double dice posts. If we make a random passage, it should clear the form! LOL We don't want to get God angry. It is a privilege to consult Him – don't annoy Him.
I like being able to edit my posts as moderator because I make lots of mistakes. I should proofread very carefully, I guess, and slow down.
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No.530
>>528Fredrick would have to re-write the whole dice function for this to work.
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No.531
>>530Worth-it! It's a mission from God!! LOL
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No.532
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