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 No.346

God said war was "servicemen competing".
God's favorite animal is bears. Then, elephants.
What do elephants think about? "skin hunger"
What makes elephants happy? "baths"

"Pick-up sticks" in the video is hilarious. It needs to be a meme.
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 No.377

Dice rollRolled 2, 4, 8, 4, 6 = 24

>>346
God said capital punishment for killing elephants.

I asked God "What's for dinner?" "Whale"

I asked God about endangered species? "Enough stars?"

I wuv God.
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 No.378

>>377

Line 24846

12:8 When Jacob was come into Egypt, and your fathers cried unto the
LORD, then the LORD sent Moses and Aaron, which brought forth your
fathers out of Egypt, and made them dwell in this place.

12:9 And when they forgat the LORD their God, he sold them into the
hand of Sisera, captain of the host of Hazor, and into the hand of the
Philistines, and into the hand of the king of Moab, and they fought
against them.

12:10 And they cried unto the LORD, and said, We have sinned, because
we have forsaken the LORD, and have served Baalim and Ashtaroth: but
now deliver us out of the hand of our enemies, and we will serve thee.

12:11 And the LORD sent Jerubbaal, and Bedan, and Jephthah, and
Samuel, and delivered you out of the hand of your enemies on every
side, and ye dwelled safe.
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 No.379

Dice rollRolled 7, 6, 10, 6, 5 = 34

>>378

God's favorite band is the Beatles. They did Octopus's Garden. God like octopuses. I like them. Fuck whales, fucken cows.

The Walrus is tongues.
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 No.380

>>379

Line 76065

3:5 And I said, Let them set a fair mitre upon his head. So they set a
fair mitre upon his head, and clothed him with garments. And the angel
of the LORD stood by.

3:6 And the angel of the LORD protested unto Joshua, saying, 3:7 Thus
saith the LORD of hosts; If thou wilt walk in my ways, and if thou
wilt keep my charge, then thou shalt also judge my house, and shalt
also keep my courts, and I will give thee places to walk among these
that stand by.

3:8 Hear now, O Joshua the high priest, thou, and thy fellows that sit
before thee: for they are men wondered at: for, behold, I will bring
forth my servant the BRANCH.

3:9 For behold the stone that I have laid before Joshua; upon one
stone shall be seven eyes: behold, I will engrave the graving thereof,
saith the LORD of hosts, and I will remove the iniquity of that land
in one day.
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 No.381

Dice rollRolled 10, 7, 7, 1, 9 = 34

>>380
God likes spiders :-)

I like spiders.

They are fucken awesome. Not insects.

How about lobsters, LOL?
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 No.382

Dice rollRolled 9, 4, 6, 9, 8 = 36

>>381

Line 07719

28:22 And thou shalt make upon the breastplate chains at the ends of
wreathen work of pure gold.

28:23 And thou shalt make upon the breastplate two rings of gold, and
shalt put the two rings on the two ends of the breastplate.

28:24 And thou shalt put the two wreathen chains of gold in the two
rings which are on the ends of the breastplate.

28:25 And the other two ends of the two wreathen chains thou shalt
fasten in the two ouches, and put them on the shoulderpieces of the
ephod before it.

28:26 And thou shalt make two rings of gold, and thou shalt put them
upon the two ends of the breastplate in the border thereof, which is
in the side of the ephod inward.
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 No.401

>>382
Closed captioning for the deaf retard-niggers: The gold chains form a spider web.
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 No.402

>>380
Closed captioing for the deaf retard-niggers: The mitre is a pope hat. It is an octopus. God said 7 eyes. That's like an octopus but is a spider. Spiders are not insects. Octopuses are in their own family too.
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 No.447

What's the best zoo around where you live?
Do you get to see some awesome animals from time to time?
I saw a Golden lion tamarin when I was a kid. They are almost extinct now.
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