No.1439
Terry, I've decided I want to hang up my Fedora for good and turn to Christianity. But which denomination?
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No.1440
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No.1450
>>1440
That's what I'm leaning towards, but I'm curious to hear Terry's take on it.
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No.1466
Terry told me a while back that the popes are CIA niggers, so no.
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No.1477
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No.1478
>choosing a denomination
>being told how to be a christian
>not reading the bible with the aid of NIST random numbers
>not communicating with God through the unpredictable randomness inherent in the universe
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No.1483
>>1440
No, heretic. Please leave.
>>1439
I don't think Terry is a good person to ask. He doesn't seem well versed in scripture or else he'd know that building the third temple was an indication of the person being the Antichrist.
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No.1484
>>1439
Fuck denominations, go with esoteric Christianity. All you need is the Gospel of Thomas and the rest of the texts that the Jews tried to destroy.
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No.1488
Never have humans had greater tools to explore this universe (god) than we do today, and you want to invest yourself to some over-ripe culture for your cosmic guidance?
Let RNG be your lord.
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No.1503
>>1484
>esoteric Christianity
You mean Judaism?
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No.1504
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No.1516
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No.1518
>>1439
Visit a few different denominations in your area and see what you think. I'm LCMS (conservative Lutheran) myself. Catholicism is fine, as long as you don't become one of those faggots who thinks only Catholics are Christians. Orthodox are pretty cool. As for the rest, it depends a lot on the individual church. Visit and pray about it. God will lead you to the right place.
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No.1630
>>1439
Monothelitist Christianity:
1. Developed by (eastern) Roman Emperor, not by some barbaric gothic churchnigger
2. Very old (7th century), so quite unknown. Little chance of Niggers in that denomination.
3. Not liked by the CIA Nigger Pope.
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No.1632
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No.1661
>>1504
>Unitarianism
Why don't you just get a sex change and do a voodoo dance while you're at it?
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No.1662
>>1484
Nigga, the Jews were behind gnosticism.
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No.1664
>>1483
>Antichrist
False. The antichrist will stop the sacrafices in the temple. It is true that the temple is a sign of the end times though.
Speaking of sacrifices, which kind of sacrifices are to be done in Terry's temple?
>>1662
Gnosticism is Christianity with all Jewish elements removed, basically ignoring the old testament. This is an error, but I don't see how you could consider it to be Jewish in nature.
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