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 No.6265 [View All]

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 No.12887

>>12882

Shows how your standards have lowered.

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 No.12888

OT, are there any sites where men bang bull-dykes?

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 No.12889

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 No.12891

>>12886

Anon, you don't need to cover your ass this much just because you like a girl. This is /sw/, not /swr9k/. Which would probably be inhabited by NEETish Sith ghosts.

Also, I'm starting to wonder if none of you faggamuffins live in the Midwest or South. We get a lot of housewives who cut their hair short for practicality's sake.

Sage for the obvious.

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 No.12892

>>12891

>Also, I'm starting to wonder if none of you faggamuffins live in the Midwest or South. We get a lot of housewives who cut their hair short for practicality's sake

For older women yes. Having hair that short at her age is unusual. Most often times it is a sign of lesbianism or punk rock enjoyment.

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 No.12894

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>>12881

>Holdo is literally a self-insert

Can this character be anymore tumblrific?

>>12888

For some reason, those digits combined with that post make me amused.

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 No.12895

>>12891

As a midwester I do see this phenomenon. However, I'm inclined to agree with >>12892. Something tells me she's not a housewife, and that swept-over, short on one side and long on the other thing she has going with the hair isn't strictly speaking practical. That being said she's far less blue-pilled and far more reasonable than I would have expected, particularly the Kennedy bashing. As you pointed out she will forever be a pariah thanks to going against Johnson and Kennedy. Because the primary benefit of leftism is its social acceptability especially among women, once her friends start turning their back on her she'll have much less reason to support it. Her uploads also show she's made a video decrying the landgrabs happening in South Africa as well, which will accelerate the pariah-making and shows she's capable of thinking critically on things besides Star Wars.

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 No.12896

>>12894

>laughing at der furhertrippen’s peccadilloes

Don’t judge me.

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 No.12897

>>12894

triple 8 trips are Hans-Hermann Hoppe trips. I intend to force this meme long after it stops being amusing.

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 No.12903

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Wait a minute, technobabble? Feh.

>all those takes for a slap

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 No.12919

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>>12895

Goooood, goooooood. Let the hate flow through her.

Sorry, m8, I just found "she's a dyke lol" increasingly silly the more I heard. I'm starting to think that our sort like this energy not just because its going in a direction we like, but because there's genuine anger behind it, not the shrill fake-outraged shrieking we're used to out of left-wing women.

>Democratization of the Force

You know, I wouldn't mind this so much if they handled it like the Reborn or 40K's psyker problem, and had lots of petty tyrannies and horror stories coming out of the new Force-users' madness. But of course they won't.

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 No.12920

>>12903

Every blooper reel and deleted scene is a reminder that not only was TLJ a complete shitshow, it was the best possible footage out of a giant pile of takes that managed to be even worse.

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 No.12927

>>12920

We need more and longer blooper clips from this movie, especially for the leads.

Also, completely unrelated, but did you mellow out over the course of the past year? Because you're pretty much the go-to mediator of this board when an argument brews up.

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 No.12929

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>>12927

Have I? Perhaps I've just built up a tolerance to what triggers me. After vidya, tabletop, the cinematic abortion of CIScovery, and all the other shit going down, what Kennedy and the mouse have done to Star Wars is almost 'business as usual' for CY+3. If I REEE at every single thing that angers me, untempered rage would be my ground state and I'd probably have a stroke sooner or later.

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 No.12945

>>12929

It's good to be void of anger when adversity happens. But in zero ways should this mean you let your enemies run all over the things you love. Forget whatever cynical thoughts pop up in your head, things are turning around for the better, you know it.

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 No.12957

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They want you and everything that is yours taken or erased, what are you gonna do about it white man?

>>12891

> This is /sw/, not /swr9k/.

>implying

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 No.12968

>>12957

What we're already doing. Now fuck off and stop trying to tell us what to do. Tad embarrassing, really.

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 No.13263

Michael Bennett

4 days ago

A plot point that would have been interesting for Rey's parents? She didn't have any. She is actually a female clone of Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker that the Imperials grew a large batch of in the attempts to regain their lost power from loosing Darth Vader and Darth Sidious. It's why their storm troopers are drafted and mind-washed civilians instead of clones, as the resources were sent to clone the Sith… With many losses of cloning equipment and personnel due to insane force wielding clones self-destructing. It's also why Rey is so good at so many things, as she is simply recalling the incomplete programming given to the clones for knowledge and skills.

As for the people who were thought of as her parents? Rebels who discovered the project, nabbed one of the few "successful" clones that didn't go insane, blew up that base, and couldn't bring themselves to kill child Rey so they dropped her off at the first place they could. Rebels thought the entire project was destroyed so there wasn't any thought of bringing it up again.

>yfw a youtube comment makes a better explanation for a bland mary sue than any number of press releases and tie-ins

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 No.13265

>>12945

Oh, I'm not intending to take things lying down, make no mistake. It's just a matter of prioritizing one's rage, getting angry at the right things and in a productive manner.

>>12927

Speaking of which, lemme know if 1d4chan is due for a Crusade.

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 No.13298

>>13263

>actually a female clone of Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker

This is retarded.

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 No.13302

>>13298

I'll take it over what we've been given.

>>13265

Well, 'Father, it might help if I had an email to work with. Oh also, speaking of Crusades, you might like Real Crusader History.

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 No.13305

>>13302

Send contact info to komrade54539@tempinbox.com and I'll send you a more permanent email.

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 No.13312

>>13263

that's horrible. a more realistic explanation would be that snoke, like sheev before him, used the force to create the perfect apprentice. he thought it was ben solo but turned out to be rey (nevermind the fact that they're ten years apart, i'm working with what i got). it doesn't explain the instant training, but it does give an edge to her strength and quick learning.

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 No.13320

>>13312

the problem is that Snoke still has to exist as a character in that scenario.

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 No.13330

>>13320

yeah i know, i tried to work with what we already have, of course if i had free reign i wouldn't do it with any of these characters, nor would i be stuck making excuses for why someone is a mary sue.

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 No.13344

TLJ is truly the disgrace that keeps on giving!

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 No.13346

Apparently RT has a Disqus community and they are quite butthurt about the whole thing. There are even some among them saying they didn't like The Last Jedi but that it doesn't deserve hate, only praise for its fantastic effort. Yeah, totally didn't like it.

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 No.13354

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 No.13356

How is it even a worse shitshow than awakens? I thought they dumped jar jar abrams.

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 No.13357

>>13302

>>13305

Ah well, it was nice to hope.

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 No.13358

>>13354

>Rian edited out the fucking dagger because he’s that kind of douchebag.

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 No.13359

>>13357

Gah, sorry, went to sleep before I did anything on that front. Is it still there?

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 No.13360

>>13359

Yes, the address is permanent. Inbox just gets wiped once every 48 hours.

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 No.13361

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>>13360

Sent.

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 No.13370

>>6839

rip SCORPIO from KotOR who wasn't a shit pander character and had a major role in the game. Star Wars died with the new movies, they're just wearing its decomposing face

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 No.13397

>>13370

Ah yes, the droid who starts out trying to kill you, and ends up wanting to be the tin-plated honorary Aunt/nanny to your future children. Agent storyline best storyline.

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 No.13399

>>13397

>Agent storyline best storyline.

Really deserved to be its own game. Sad it'll be lost when TOR dies

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 No.13401

>>13399

Imperial Agent and Sith Warrior were too good for the likes of SWTOR.

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 No.13903

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>The Last Jedi ACTUAL Rotten Tomatoes popcorn score is twenty four percent

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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 No.13904

>>13903

It’s good to have proof they don’t count anything below 1 star.

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 No.13911

>>6265

>People are way too hard on this movie. Yes, it had stupid and pointless elements, and yes, it wasn't perfect, and yes, it sidelined important characters for no good reason . . . what was my point again? Oh, the movie isn't that bad…

This is an actual 4 star review lmao

How is this shit not going past 47%, every page is 8/10 1 or 1/2 stars.

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 No.13912

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>>13911

>How is this shit not going past 47%

>literally two posts above him

Read the thread, you dubs-wasting nerf-herder.

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 No.13914

>>13911

Because RT doesn't count reviews below 2 stars, seeing them as "trolling".

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 No.13941

>>13903

Imagine my shock. You'll have to imagine it because I'm not shocked in the least.

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 No.13942

>>7155

I'll take the Vietnamese over China any day.

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 No.14036

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One rule for thee, but not for me.

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 No.14043

>>13914

Hmm. Maybe it's time for an OSS version of rotten tomatoes?

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 No.19067

So. Was this the film that made the downward spiral terminal?

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 No.19068

>>19067

From a plot standpoint, TFA fucked everything with JJ’s stupid fucking idea to reset everything so the OT never happened. From a lore standpoint, throwing out the EU and replacing it with Wendig and the purple armpit tumblrinas was the terminal mistake, which again is JJ’s fault because that rat nosed kike wanted to create his own universe.

It could have been salvaged by a canny hand at the helm, but Rian was the absolute worst person to give things to. He didn’t just make it worse, he put it to a whole new level of bad where instead of a lame series which people disliked it became an existential crisis for Star Wars which might skunk the whole brand and perhaps even Disney. Kennedy and Lucasfilm then tossed gasoline on the fire by declaring they want to kill white males and drive them out, and having their press cocksuckers shitting out articles about how evil the fanbase is.

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 No.19070

>>13903

if the reviews were counted completely fairly, it would probably be under 10%.

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