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so this promotional poster for episode nein got leaked today. thoughts?
as per usual, looks like a hot mess. the elite stormtroopers on the bottom make me think a lot of that disguise luke used in shadows of the empire. c-3po with a crossbow makes no sense. the knights of ren look intriguing but will be just as much of a waste as snoke's guard most likely. the new paint jobs for rebel ships are pretty shitty. the tie fighter with the fuckin arrow wing looks dumb as shit.
fuck. once again they fuck it all up more than i thought they would.
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No.31768
>>31749
>Knights of Ren
Who?
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No.31769
AYY BOYS POTENTIAL TITLE LEAK HERE
similar to other fake leaks so take it with a grain of salt but just in case
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No.31770
>>31769
>Star Will of the Force Wars
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No.31771
>>31769
The Living Force weeps at this travesty…
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No.31772
>>31768
Those guys to the left of Kylo. Probably a miniboss that will be about as interesting as Snoke's guards were in TLJ. Even though at least some of them were Luke's students as well.
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No.31773
>>31769
>Star Will, of the Force Wars
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No.31774
>>31772
>some of them were Luke's students as well
kylo ren was luke and snoke's student and couldn't manage to retrieve a lightsaber from the snow. don't hold out.
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No.31775
>>31773
>Now this is a story all about how
>My life got flipped turned upside down
>And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
>I'll tell you how I became the jedi of a town called Jakku
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No.31776
>>31756
Isn't that the alien from the 80's flick the Explorers?
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No.31777
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No.31778
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No.31779
>>31745
it's better than the one for Rehash Awakens /which was overloaded as fuck) but still a bit uninspiring (everyone looks in the same direction)
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No.31783
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>>31746
>WTF is that stupid looking alien next to Finn, it looks like it has downs.
it's a glorified coca-cola ad insert
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No.31795
>>31745
We get jar jar 2.0
The millennium falcom is now propelled by Rey's force boner in the form of a 43 meter long saber from the exhaust.
Black womyn power
They cloned phasma into a less shitty character
new shitty ties that some 5 year old made
Bonus
BB8 is flying through supernova'd space and we'll never see him again
Rey killed chewie with a force boner and gave his bow to c3po because hes not technically white male
Luke will return to suck reys dick
leia is one of the hooded figures CONFIRMED
Rey will shove bb8 up her ass and we can never see both of them again.
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No.31796
>>31745
>>JJ added "Knights of Ren" because he thinks that's what everyone wants
HAHAHA
Its probably not real tbh.
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No.31797
>>31751
Even if that's the Disney cannon it still doesn't really work, craft like the A-Wing or Y-Wing would be more like WW1 surplus in the time of ep9.
Of course even in the EU, the New Republic for a time built their own variant like craft but in the poster that's not a LongProbe or A4 pattern Y-Wing or meant to look like something different its only the standard S3 which blew up the Death Star, not even with S3B upgrades. The New Republic wouldn't use a piece of junk like that.
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No.31805
I feel like yidsney is in a panic, and trying to A-B test everything in preparation for ep 9 while they have the chance. This poster wasn't leaked, it's for market testing. I decided to look up the dates for when the teaser trailers for both TFA and TLJ were released. TFA was over a year ahead of the film coming out, and TLJ was mid April. I'm betting that the title and teaser for ep 9 are both being held back until Celebration as they try and data mine the goyim to try and cut the most attractive teaser they can't manage.
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No.31806
>>31805
They are in a panic. Several sites are reporting that SW and Marvel sales for toys and comics are way down. I'm surprised no one here's made a thread or post about it yet, or the fact that Disney is going to be opening their shitty new theme park soon which sounds like a mess based on everything that's known so far.
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No.31807
>>31806
I've heard about the poor toy sales, but I feel like this lead up is the first actual sign that there's a crack in the facade. Iger-corp I just can't call it Disney had a pretty firm poker face all last year as the TLJ and Soylo fallout happened, so it's interesting to see what it looks like when they are backed into a corner.
>shitty new theme park soon which sounds like a mess
I would love to know more.
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No.31808
>>31807
This one in particular has been getting a lot of attention today on several sites.
https://cosmicbook.news/star-wars-sales-dropping-disney
This is like the third dip they've had in the last six months. Disney's overall gross for their films was also lower this year than last year.
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No.31809
>>31748
>all of the returning OT characters
C-3P0 and R2-D2 will be visible for a minute at most. Chewbacca is Rey's taxi service. Leia does nothing important in some unused footage from the last movie. Who else is even left?
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No.31810
Given Captain Marvel was a success, enough semen-soy laden hu-white males will trudge out to pay the geek tax for episode IX to make it successful. I wish it were not so, but most white males are weak and suicidal faggots.
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No.31811
>>31810
>Captain Marvel was a (((success)))
buying tickets to your own movie doesn't make it a success
i don't doubt that this movie will still get the usual attenders, but it will not break 1 billion
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No.31812
>>31811
Is there any proof of them buying tickets? I think there's enough capeshit fuckheads that it made money.
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No.31813
>>31812
i don't remember the definitive proof of it, and it's a pain in the ass to look up since all the results are about either pre-sales records indicating the movie will do good or sales for shazam, but it had something to do with brie larson's apology tour and pr stunts of working in theaters for free screenings
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No.31814
>>31812
>Is there any proof of them buying tickets?
If you listen to normie youtube e-celebs there were some statements forwarded from a theater manager who saw 25 no-show pre-order tickets for each showing of Captain Marvel all throughout the opening weekend. Furthermore there was a lot of promotions and shit where if you bought something else you would get the tickets for free. As far as I know there hasn't been a comprehensive video covering all of the schemes yidsney used to fluff numbers, however there is no way in hell Captain Marvel made 150 million on its opening weekend legitimately.
>>31808
>Disney's overall gross for their films was also lower
That's what they get for putting a swarthy saracen in the position of Bert's expy character. I'm referring to Mary Poppins Returns for those who are confused.
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No.31815
>>31814
>>31810
>Captain Marvel
>people still pay to watch capeshit
Jesus christ it never ends, and now with disney eating up all the franchises everyting is gonna get the marvel treatment.
neverending quips.
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No.31817
>>31814
>Mary Poppins Returns
you know, i had no interest in that shit whatsoever until i saw the theatrical trailer, and it honestly seemed okay. now that it's online i suppose i'll give it a watch.
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No.31819
>>31817
It's okay, albeit forgettable. There is one pleasant surprise in the third act for fans of the original. Legitimate spoiler for the movie: Dick Van Dyke gets to show up playing as one of the old bankers from the original movie and gets a dance number.
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No.31820
>>31819
>Legitimate spoiler
it's in the trailer m8, they advertised it full-on that dvd was in the film
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No.31821
>>31820
>it's in the trailer m8
Well egg on my face.
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No.31822
>>31810
>>31815
To be fair though, Marvel and SW are both owned by Disney but have completely different fanbases. Also the MCU hasn't done anything to properly alienate fans. Think about it; every film in the MCU has been a success and range from okay to good even when they're predictable or have rather poor execution, and despite how awful the comics are, the films themselves do nothing during the course of their plots to actively alienate normalfag viewers who don't keep track of online drama, with Larson's being the first example of extremist alienating behavior. Idiots had no reason to not see Capt Marvel because it just seemed like another generic and predictable MCU movie to watch with Chads and Stacys, which is the main reason people go to the movies anyway these days, not because a film is great, but because they want to hang out and text while getting a little high like idiots, so the only criteria a film has to meet is "okay", which is why Captain Feminism and the MCU will continue doing well until RDJ retires, after which they're gonna see a drop in popularity.
Then there's SW, which unlike the MCU, has done everything to alienate every part of the old fanbase and TLJ effectively killed what little normalfag appeal it had, resulting in the first flop of the entire franchise, i.e. Solo, which is something even the MCU at its lowest never suffered. Also compare the online communities of SW and the MCU to one another and you'll see a vast difference in behavior and unity.
In short, people will pay to go see Cap. Marvel because its another MCU movie and normalfags have no reason to think an MCU movie will be bad since the overmilked franchise has yet to do anything to genuinely disappoint them, whilst SW has actively done everything in its power to alienate not just fans but even normalfags, so IX's chances of failure are more likely. It won't flop hard, that's for sure, but it will under perform, especially now that they've lost the Chinese audience. The film may reach close to a billion (or 700mil at the very least) but it will struggle greatly to get there.
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No.31830
>>31759
>It's so dumb and bad that Hamill doesn't believe it.
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No.31831
>>31830
a black series figure was put out, conveniently released today so people think it's a joke
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No.31842
>>31822
I don't think the fanbases are that different. I'd guess everyone here knows marvel comics fairly well. I think people will go because 'JJ is going to fix it.'
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No.31843
>>31842
>I'd guess everyone here knows marvel comics fairly well
I've never cared overmuch for capeshit, I don't really know anything besides what's in the MCU.
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No.31845
>>31842
True enough. That's the one thing no one seems to be accounting for and its the "JJ will fix it crowd" of retards. Even now I'm seeing JJ's name randomly pop up in random places like in video game walkthroughs or commentary videos on youtube that for no reason bring up JJ as some sort of wizard who can satisfy expectations or "turn what's old and forgotten and make it his own". Its sickening really.
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No.31848
>>31766
>ripped off
>implying you can rip off a tie fighter with different wings
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No.31849
>>31817
>that horrid jewess replacing julie andrews
>decent
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No.31850
>>31843
Which means you've seen the MCU, which means you go see the films. The overlap between the two groups is heavy.
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No.31852
>>31849
i would have to treat it as a rebooting sequel, given the obvious differences between emily blunt and julie andrews, but it looks visually entertaining at the least, and blunt isn't a bad actress when she's working with a competent director
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No.31853
>>31842
>JJ is going to fix it
i haven't seen anyone actually think this, and i'm convinced at this point it's just disneybots trying to stir up hype and sell seats
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No.31863
>>31853
>>31842
No one believes this, abrams is a known hack that actively ruins canon and is incapable of concluding the “mystery boxes” he sets up furthermore he is not starting from scratch but rather is stuck with the baggage from the previous 2 disney movies and more importantly the horrible uncharismatic non-characters which have failed to connect with the audience (shocker). Therefore even if abrams does his typical move of ignoring previous films (I have a feeling disney might not allow too much of that) he is still stuck with the “characters”, a disinterested audience, and stuck with the job of trying to conclude a trilogy that was effectively concluded in TLJ.
Remember abram’s TFA was touted as the film that redeemed star wars before release by the Lügenpresse (media) but after release it was quickly criticized for being a bad rip-off of ANH, having an obnoxious Ma-Rey-Sue character, weak bad guy (kylo), plot holes, inconsistencies, etc. and the criticism really started to take off and build a few weeks after its release (after Christmas & New Year’s). The apologists even admitted that it was a rip off but that it had to be to “set up” the nu- trilogy and that TLJ would fix and answer setups of TFA. This is hardly an indorsement of a director who knows what to do with the IP he is given power over and I believe most people either know this or know that they have currently seen 2 terrible Disney star wars movies in this ill-conceived trilogy and they don’t give enough of a shit to see the 3rd also the other 2 star wars movies were also bad which further makes anything new from the star wars brand seem like garbage.
I am certain disney is probably spending shekels (on reditt another out of touch cuck-soyfaggot hangouts) trying to get this idea that abrams will somehow redeem star wars like they did with TFA, from what I’ve seen of idiot e-celbs Ethan van Sciver and to some extent Geeks and Gamers guy push this idea from time to time it’s not going to work and they probably now this therefore I think they’ll probably pull a Captain Marvel this December and buy their own tickets and review websites again.
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No.31868
>>31863
>buy their own tickets and review websites again
we can expect this regardless
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No.31887
>>31746
>WTF is that stupid looking alien next to Finn
Did anybody believe JJ wouldn't have his own Jar Jar?
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No.31888
>>31769
>THIS TRILOGY IS THE WILL OF THE FORCE
>TOTALLY, WE SWEAR
>JUST ACCEPT IT NAZIS
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No.32218
>>31887
I immediately thought of Jar Jar as well. These kikes can’t come up with a single original idea
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No.32224
>>31888
Now it's called The Rise of Skywalker. The Will of the Force doesn't sound so bad since it could be changed to Last Will of the Franchise if it flops. What Skywalker is rising?
>>32218
Alien looks like it belongs in a Men in Black movie instead of a Star Wars one. There has been a lack of actual aliens involved in this sequel trilogy outside of the montage that was Canto Bight. I guess I understand why since if this is the best they can do, it's no wonder they stuck with humans as they did.
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No.32227
>>31745
I cant believe this piece of shit is actually real.
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No.32807
>>32224
I think it's basically about rey giving a boring speech about Luke's legacy. And then broadcasting it on a radio station to start some revolution or something.
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